Give me a reason not to do it.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Give me a reason not to do it.
Rope wont hold 300kg
>>699115364
>>699115442
was about to say the same, don't do it OP, you will hurt the rope
give me a reason to give you one
Do it. Better for me. The more people that kill themselves, the less the government has to waste on NEETS.
>>699115364
Ropes not sturdy enough
The cheap tie down rope is more likely to saw your fucking head off or break, then hang you with any faucet of dignity
>>699115442
>>699115481
I don't weigh that much so I should be fine.
>>699115628
no, the rope will be fine, you on the other hand.... wtf Get your life back in order anaon, move to another state or region, start all over again, meet a new girl, bang her and marry her, then be happy
First sell all your shit'n'stuff, spend money on trip to abroad, buy hookers, drugs, and do whatever you always wanted to do.
If you don't have any reason to live, then you don't have any reason to be pussy who doesn't dare to do awesome shit like fucking hooker in the ass without condoms etc..
because hanging yourself sucks and there is a higher chance to fail, if you really wanna do it take sleeping pills one every 30 mins till you pass out then they cant pump your stomach
Get some good cotton '3 strand ' yachting rope, it'll strangle you like a big comfy soft hug. Hanging around like a fuckwit with your head about to pop off looking like the end of a twist candy wrapper be faggy as fuck
>>699115695
Can't. I'm 18. I don't have a job. My family fucking hates me. My grandpa is in the hospital dying and I don't know how much time he has left. He's the only one that really cared about me and my girlfriend hates me too. She cheated on me 4 times. But I can't let her go. She brought me out of my depression. She helped me with so much. She wants to leave me. I don't know what to do anymore.
The rope is not strong enough, get a better one.
>>699115364
Because you're a pussy
Bump
There's not. Do it.
Agony. And when you do it wrong have fun beeing a wheelchair vegetable for the next 40 years
Threads dead. Guess it's time.
I also have this type of rope.
have a fun time attention whore
>>699115364
If you're a big enough pussy to be considering suicide, but also a big enough pussy that you need someone else to decide for you...then you are not going to do it.
If you really want to die, go train surfing, at least have some fun on your way out.
>>699116275
It looks like it can take a lot of stress so it should be good. You gonna stream it OP?
>>699115869
If everybody hates you, it's probably because you're a fucking arsehole.
The world won't miss you. Now fuck off.
>>699116302
Will do anon. Will do
>>699116393
I did nothing for anyone to hate me. They all just treat me like shit
>>699115869
Urgh. As said, get a better rope and do it.
And to all those suicide-fags: the rope has this specific knot for a reason. This knot is one of the few sturdy knots, able to break the neck upon the OP falling down. Strangulation was the worst method because OP was struggling there for minutes until it got dark.
if your gonna do it then do it stop dicking around this is why you never get anything done and your life sucks dont let your dreams be dreams just do it and kill yourself
I'll post you some decent rope if it will help. Enter address below....
>>699115364
Because you live in a fucked up world that needs to be taught a lesson? you have the power to change and stand against insanity, you will not have this chance if you hang yourself...
Bored with this fucking attention whore. There are a dozen like him every day on /b/.
Sage this shit.
Is this for you or a friend that doesnt know it yet?
First... use softer rope anon. Go out in style. When the medic comes to remove your purple piss stained body from your moms basement you want them to compliment your quality life ending rope choice.
I would use an electrical cord and jump from somewhere like a stairwell.
Second...
Tie a respectable knot anon.
I mean youtube that shit.
Third...
Youll still be a faggor in the afterlife.
Here's my address. I don't give a fuck anymore.
8646 Norton dr. Houston, TX 77080
>>699115490
more fags post in 4chan, less time govt wastes on WASPS.
>>699116748
oh fuck............
>>699115364
I love you, don't do it, let's talk.
This is what I'm working with.
>>699116748
I'll send pizza for the paramedics....
You should also be able to see the tree on Google maps if you think I'm kidding about my address.
>>699116748
>>699115364
fr tho dont do it, you might regret it
>>699116843
i love you, do it and just let go but their siriously easier ways to kill yourself, like a knife to the throat
>>699116928
Take a picture of the 8646 on your house or timestamp
>>699116928
If you really don't give a fuck post your license. Ssn. Credit card info. Let us get something out of this.
>>699117034
This
>>699115364
If you aren't afraid of death, then what can possibly happen in life that is worse than death?
The picture of the tree
(713) 884-3131
HPD non-emergency phone number
About to get the ladder
Sharpie in popper first... just cause.
Don't let the thread die
>>699117206
Stream that shit OP
where will you hang your laundry id tou do it?
>>699117255
Checked
>>699116961
>you might regret it
how
Got the ladder ready
>>699117321
Don't worry anon. We have a washer and dryer
Because you're not black inside your body
>>699117360
Actually made me chuckle.
>>699116961
Well technically he can't regret it since he'd be dead.
>>699117360
you never know man
maybe when you die you just have to start your life over
>bright light
>coming out of womb
Someone in the USA, call this number (>>699117202) and give them this adress (>>699116748)
>>699117466
Wouldn't resetting and starting a new life be better than continuing a shit one?
On the roof
>>699117554
not a new life anon
the same life
same parents
same house
same everything
and you can't remember shit
>>699117380
Wtf is this? Baby's first break up or what? Why?
>>699115869
Too bad. But atleast you fucked
Becouse you did the knot wrong faggot
Grow some balls and fucking live with what you have and don't waste our and your time for that "reason not to do it" bullshit
Post your phone number op
>>699117602
You're doing it wrong.
>>699117686
8328381942
>>699115364
Well if you don't break your neck you will hang there for up2 8-10min. Not a very pleasant death, for the last few min will feel like hours, but hey maybe that's the way you like it.
>>699117713
I'm just getting ready anon. Be patient
>>699117614
Again, getting a second chance without any memory sounds infinitely better than continuing a shitty existence.
Like, I'm not even OP but you're actually pushing me slightly further towards suicide.
Don't be a bitch op. Come to the southeast and smoke a dookie with me
>>699115364
None
>>699117749
move away, leave your family, start a life somewhere else. but don't do it!
>>699117774
you'd be perpetuating the same existence
not starting a new one
Haha, doobie. Damn autocorrect
>>699115364
The only thing you can hang on this rope is washing to twat.
But first let me take a selfie
>>699117774
try to make a change
dont give up dog
>>699117749
I've known 8 people who have committed sudoku. It's a selfish act. Get your shit together man... take a break. Sleep it off. Drink it off. Do something besides being on /b/.
>>699117602
Are those powerlines?
just touch them and feel the power instead, will probably be quicker than hanging
>>699117718
is this really your number op
>>699117380
post selfie here as u die
>>699117960
Not OP but probably phone lines
>>699117602
>8646 Norton dr. Houston, TX 77080
This address actually matches up to the pictures. You can see the shed behind the house on google maps, along with the shitty.... whatever that brick thing is.
Good luck /b/rother, don't fuck it up
>>699118041
Show us your face. I need to see this
>>699118041
someone call this little shithead already, obviously just looking for a friend
>>699116748
>8646 Norton dr. Houston, TX 77080
>>699117602
HOLY FUCK NOT A TROLL
DONT DO IT OP
>>699118041
so are you a musician or not
>>699118109
I don't do international calls
>>699118041
How would it be to have 2 phones? You stole that phone didn't you op...
>>699117602
You best hope you succeed on your first try. It'd be pretty embarassing if everyone saw that you can't even kill yourself right.
>>699115364
the rope is so weak , they will be mocking you while you are hanged cause you chose a shitty rope!
Do it you faggot, before someone check to see what the fuck you're up to
>>699115364
Unless you did your homework it's going to hurt. Like a lot.
Still need a license, ssn card, credit card, fucking something if you REALLY don't give a shit. Have some oc.
>>699115364
Anon, maybe just try calling them:
1-800-273-TALK
Just try mate.
the people in your life do love you. Its a tough time for everyone right now. Tell them you are having these thoughts. You can lets your gf go. They will all miss you when you are gone.
>>699115364
That rope will never hold your fat ass.
>>699117489
Anybody done this yet?
I texted him. No response
This is the best troll I've seen in awhile.
that noose is to thing
>>699118123
I agree and shit just got a little real
>>699115364
Listen here you little shit, whatever would ever make you feel like you needed to kill yourself, chances are it will pass.
Not to mention, chances are you're going to fuck this up or puss out. You fuck up? You'll probably end up in tremendous pain, and just end up in the hospital.
Now on the off-chance you do succeed, you're going to put your family through a LOT of trauma and grief all because of your selfishness.
Again, I beg someone to call OP.
>>699118408
i texted him. he's not a musician. still cool though. he likes pc gaming. hopefully he doesnt play shit games
>>699118041
send me your nikes before u die
Don't do it Jeb!
bungee rope
will take a bit more time but at least you will go out with a smile on the face
Almost done
>>699117127
what a ridiculous question
there are many many fates worse than death
what about becoming a deaf blind quadriplegic with brain damage?
There was a girl in high school (6 years back) that had depression. She was quite attractive too.
I got talking to her one day, she told me heaps of shit. Traded phone numbers. kept in contact on a daily basis. Then one morning about 6am, I got a text saying one word "bye".
was quite sad.
That incident has never left me.
>>699118378
you will look back at this in 20 years and be so glad you didn't do it.
At the very least wait for him to die so that he won't spend his last moments thinking about you
>>699118682
Can't wait to be as fuck up as you.
>>699118653
>I'm done
just got off the phone with OP
NO CONCLUSION IM FEAR FOR HIS LIFE.
R.i.P dude!
Best wishes from Germany
>>699115364
Atleast get a thicker rope, even if it doesn't snap it'll hurt like a son of a bitch.
hey guys i just got here whats going on?
>>699118923
Go away banana man, your kind's not welcome around these parts.
>>699118923
OP boutta RIP
>>699118923
Dude is hanging himself. The usual. But now with a number to call him and wish him good luck.
HANG ON OP
>>699118682
That's how ACTUAL depression works. Quietly. A friend of mine in the Army was suicidal for a year and I had no idea because he hid it so well.
All these stupid faggots who openly whine about being "depressed" are just weaklings begging for attention.
>>699118923
>>699119041
yeah stuff like that. tired though. i always end up talking to people about to kill themselves. anyone call 911 for this guy yet?
>>699118682
Did you at least fuck her?
>>699118653
Does op want some music to go off with?
In the case of yes https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
In case of no
Sad way to go
haven't heard from op in awhile
too bad it's a solid hour drive or I'd come kick him in the ass
>>699119268
No, just loosely acquainted
>>699119313
I think he's dead.
Great, botched another chance to save someone's life. Sorry guys.
>>699119313
Do it then you fuck! Maybe he'll still be alive by then
>>699119095
if someone has clinical depression it becomes pretty obvious to everyone around them that something is wrong. you cant hide that shit. the person will act like a zombie or just stay in bed all day. they wont smile or laugh, and wont want to do anything that requires the least bit of effort. its a serious disease, not something that you can hide.
there are other mental illnesses which can make you suicidal without having major depression though.
Don't worry anons. Going down to have one last drink and to play with my puppers
>>699119421
>>699119272
He said he liked vaporwave
Waiting for a text back op...
>>699118297
what homework?
>>699115364
You don't have a mentally unstable person complaining about your existence and making up a range of false stories regarding your genitals, overall health and mental health.
Just go to the store and grab a pint
>>699119425
I don't make enough money to spring down to Houston on a whim. I'm sure it'd be too late, anyways.
>>699119467
Did anyone ever find out what made him what to kill himself?
>>699119440
Don't you fucking dare leave puppers alone when you are gone
GUYS IM SERIOUSLY CRYING WHAT IF OP IS DEAD????
>>699119706
What he said
>>699119440
Dont do it for the sake of puppers
>>699119662
Was something about his girlfriend cheating and his family or some thing.
OP can you send me some money before you die I've been kind of broke lately. But don't feel pressured it's fine if you want to leave your belongings to your girlfriend or something. God bless
Got my puppers right here
>>699115364
There aren't a ton of Tumblr users and deviant artists looking for anything in your life they don't like to bring to an extremely exaggerated level then post all over the place about.
>>699119903
All I have is 55¢ in my PayPal
>>699119903
lol
asking a suicide for money
classy
>>699115364
You need a better rope once you have a good suicide rope do it.
>>699118653
Would you be interested in a drug dealing opportunity? I can front you some product, you can get some cash, then get your shit together.
>>699120043
You're joking right anon?
whos gonna take good care of your puppers if you leave ? dont do that to them op!
>>699120099
Nope, I would love to expand to texas, ill send you a text.
OP IS FUCKING DEAD AND IM SAD AS FUCK ABOUT IT...
>>699119957
oh alright. It's all good brother.
You still sure about this? Come on man, I don't live in Houston, 'was the socal brother, but if I lived in Houston we'd totally drink and chill and stuff. Yeah maybe I might even go to Houston one day when I lose or gain something. Come on OP. Maybe you can become a musician
>>699115364
Don't feel bad OP, your don't have loads of strangers analyzing everything in your life just to say they think you're homosexual in as many ways as the English language will allow.
>>699119909
Have a nap with puppers. And then a drink. Then a nap. Drink. Continue this uintill you feel puppers are worth living for
>>699120207
you dont either, youre just mentally ill
>>699115364
OP HOLY PHUCK MAN IT'S ANON PLEASE DONT DO IT I WILL B SAD ASFUCK
>>699120207
Yeah the tone of the thread 180'd pretty drastically, I'm surprised
>>699119780
why be sad, he's in a better place now
>>699115869
Your grampa will be proud you died first.
Or
>Stop being a lazy beta piece of shit and lift weights.
You can postpone your suicide and try to overcome yourself within a 6 months period or hard work, going to gym and making new friends.
That worked for me.
>>699120295
It's all fun and games till shit gets serious
>>699120266
Get over yourself. Having fun at the personal expense of someone else's name isn't right. Anyway, its just a sad display now.
Still think this is a massive troll...
>>699120180
Yeah, carry it worse
well, no1 knows if he is dead or not. i hope he will record it or something
>>699120408
the house, the number, the pics all match up
if this guy's a troll then he's doing it all wrong
>>699115364
Rope is too thin, won't support enough weight
This is entertaining...like
>>699120464
Not yet. At least 10 mins ago.
>>699120408
Its a bunch of people taking out one person's frustrations on someone that is no longer in communication with them. The lack of communication was the other persons choice.
>>699120516
thought same
OP here. Downloading periscope
>>699120561
OP calm down and breathe man
NO ONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE BUT THEY CCAN TELL YOU IT'S WORTH IT
>>699120644
Live show?
This will be interesting
doubt you'll be around when pizza hut's open rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbxNCpG1NBY
>>699120644
damn OP. no fucking way. yo what about your mama man, she's gonna see your eyes all bulging out... suicides are not pretty, they end pretty messy. yo OP, think this through man... come on...
>>699115364
Do it, the world suffers from over population
>>699120699
bruh please order OP a pizza
u could save his life
>>699120644
Hold on...got to get some coffee and donuts
Pussy move. I mean your parents love you.
>>699120737
BUMP
Attention whore. I don't think you'll do it.
>>699120797
COFFEE AND DONUTS???
YOUR LIFE SOUNDS GREAT...
Suicidal people are fucktards. Feel like shit? Life bogging you down? Rather than killing yourself, go out and do something. Try something dangerous that pays well. If you live, you live better. If not, you get what you wanted all along.
>>699116356
It requires a tremendous amount of courage to kill yourself
>>699115869
Seriously with all the retards here, you're better off asking this on reddit. Very helpful community. Here's the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/
I hope everything gets better, OP.
OP here. Periscope username is Joker58441
is he actually gonna periscope it???
>>699120880
>implying depressed people care about money
a truly depressed person could win the lottery and still feel like shit. if you care about money, youre not depressed.
Making this thread is proof enough that you're at least hesitant. This looks like a cry for help. Suicide is never the solution, if you don't feel like you can talk about your problems to anyone in your life at least vent here.
>>699120914
Are you stupid? We've been supporting and texting him this whole time.
/b/ is all fun and games and bullshit but we're still human.
>>699120753
>>699120699
yeah legit what about the fucking pizza OP. don't do it man. atleast become a philosopher come on youre pretty much doing the same.
bro come to socal we'll make a band. youll become a musician and itll be like pink floyd roger waters + greg lake big fantastic music
Look you'll get over it somehow. You have a house a phone. Food all that shit. Kids in Africa are fighting for their loves and they are starving.
>>699120899
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. No joke.
The rope didn't hold his feelings lolz
Godspeed Op
>>699121042
Then you are libberaly retarted
>>699121042
You obviously have never faced it, its a tough decision to make.
Related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ZA-_kWGGc
>>699115869
Drop the girlfriend, start doing community service for a while (you'll meet some new people), its not an amazing lifestyle but its a start. In the meantime, apply for a job at like a grocery store or gas station, you may not like it, but it'll at least get you some money. The reason your current girlfriend might want to leave you is how well off you don't seem to be right now, but once you've fixed the way you live, you'll be open to so many more opportunities and possibly meet someone else.
someone screenshot what op looks like,
I've been generally curious since I said anything about driving to him.
>>699120899
>It requires a tremendous amount of stupidity to kill yourself
ftfy
Only thing OP gotta do is change his life to the way he wants it.
>>699115442
lel
>>699115364
Do it fag.
at least wait for the pizza
OP here. Gonna make one last meal before I go.
>>699115364
Tell us how it is on the other side
>>699121330
The absolute madman
>>699121330
yeah op wait for the pizza fuck man come on
bro youre gonna die in pain... that shits gonna hurt. you wont die like spike at the end of bebop. oops spoiled it. legit though come on man.
>>699121342
U'll get some Pizza soon
>>699115869
listen here kiddo, youbare depressed because you have underlying emotional weight, probably from being cheated on as it is mentally very straining. just leave that bitch and youll start to feel better. once you feel better its easier to do thangs. but suicide at 18? nah man go for suicide at 25 or 27 but first get out of teenage
>>699121356
How long how long will I slide
do it
>>699121244
Been texting him.... fuck you I haven't faced it you fag lord.
periscope is the dumbest shit I cant do anything on it without random celeb streams popping up
Are you not going to even hesitate?
Maybe this is all a troll for pizza and stuff
>>699115364
There are none. Do it faggot.
OP here. I'll live stream till the pizza gets here. I'll also do a face reveal.
>>699121433
What, are you trying to save his life by calling him a pussy?
>>699121356
Make it good, eat enough so that your shit will be huge when your bowels empty.
>>699115364
OP look at these games you're playing. That's proof right there that deep down you know this is a very stupid fucking decision and that you're hesitant.>>699121525
>>699121506
he has to pay for the pizza tho
Here, have some laugh before you go, maybe it will change your mind
im suicidal too, wheres my pizza?
>>699121525
5k subs face reveal
>>699121506
He still have to pay for it
>>699121525
good, everyone keep talking, maybe he'll fill better by the time the pizza gets there. Also someone screenshot and post the face reveal.
>>699121555
>Trips
The guy probably paid online.
OP whats your periscope
>>699121628
nah, i'm poor af
>>699121628
oh then yeah he prob just tryna get free pizza
>>699121570
post shoe on head
Link to stream?
>>699119007
>pasta, but he isn't a beyblade
>>699121709
Kek
>>699121342
Take some laxatives too
OP here. Gonna use pills instead of rope bc it might hurt
Still nuthin of periscope.
>>699121570
post your phone number and address with proof, ill send you a pizza.
>>699121733
OP here with shoe on head
>>699121342
>because I don't want to die hungry
OP will is a faggot and will never delivar.
Just like all the fucking suicide attention hoes on /b/.
>>699121525
Wait for the pizza. No one feels bad while eating a pizza.
OP here I'm not gonna do it you faggots, you all have been trolled
heres the periscope link
https://www.periscope.tv/Joker58441
>>699121839
Send him a grenade instead
>>699121839
>>699121898
>delivar
>>699121869
Nate don't do it.
>>699121815
What kind?
>>699115364
pointless effort, you will die anyway, besides, there may be some moments worth living in the years to come.
otherwise, do it, Faggot!
all this pizza talk makes me hungry for pizza. trips = everyone ITT orders pizza
>>699121839
Here you go
>>699115364
you are amerifat so it will break, get a stronger rope!
>>699115442
this
Don't do it OP. Join the fight against these mudslimes. die with some fucking dignity man
Genuinely hoping OP doesn't do this.
>>699122022
how did you take that picture?
can op fuckin kill himself live now? jeez, boring thread
I'm now convinced op is trolling. Eat a dick op
>>699122117
OP here. I have 2 phones
These dubs are telling you that shit will get better OP. You have to respect the dubs. I didn't make the rules.
what a fuckin wind-up
>>699120852
No one cares what you think, anon.
OP who are you gonna vote for in this upcoming election
OP here. Going live
>>699122210
OP is in it for the pizza
>>699115364
That pissant rope won't hold my dick up much less some overweight weaboo. Go get a real rope or shoot yourself in the head like an actual man would.
Still no broadcast.
Hurry the fuck up
>>699121768
wth is this X"D
>>699121952
Hello newfriend.
>>699122226
and no1 fuckin cares what u or i am fucking thinking dude. but i would care if u kill urself live
>>699122282
he's live now https://www.periscope.tv/Joker58441/1OdKrbVzrDzKX
Kill yourself
>>699122254
Wait let me download periscope
Op here, I decided I'm a faggot. Can anyone come put it in my butt before I kill myself?
I stubbed my toe this morning so it's kind of like self-harm. Can I get some pizza, anons?
>>699122383
don't need to download it just use the web thing
>>699122256
or for the drugs
or as tan generator for online banking
HABBENING
>>699122394
fukkin troll?
>>699122478
>kin
back to tumblr faggot
>>699115364
Poor fucking dogs.
Rip in peace OP
OP here. Gonna stream til my brother leaves
more off your moms ass
yo who the hell was that
>>699122645
Until he leaves? You're going to cut off the stream when he leaves?
>>699122645
then what???????
OP here. Well, I've successfully hung myself, but my neck blubber is acting like a protective collar. Didn't anticipate this.
Can anyone help me get down? Because the pizza guys just stand around laughing.
wtf is OP filming on. does he have a camera in his forehead?
Cute dogs OP. They will be really sad. Think about them!
OP dont do it dude
>>699115869
You are 18 and already giving up, you are pathetic
listen to this or fuccking die fuck off i hate life i wanna kill myself too boo hoo
I gotta say modern cameras have really improved since back then. Damn.
If you're going to kill yourself then can we have your money? Post a picture of your credit card so we can buy shit online before you kill yourself. :-)
Thread will die soon.
Op clean your fucking house today.
How does that sound? Better than just hanging out
make a new thread
DON'T DO IT MAN, YOUR DOGS LOVE YOU, THINK ABOUT THEM
https://www.leakedsource.com/main/?username=joker58441
not currently subscribed, soooo?
op why do you live on a building site?
im getting bored of this shit fucking do something your stream sucks
YA'LL NOT HELPING YOU RETARDED FUCKS
>>699123189
he's waiting for his brother to leave
>>699123005
It's true, the house is pretty dirty.
Man your brother really likes foreign currency
>>699123189
stream is trash
eat pizza or stop stream or do whatever
not gonna encourage suicide like SOME ANONS
but pls make stream more enjoyable
Just slit your throat in front of him
>>699123229
Newfag
>>699123229
But but.... The dogs OP T.T
Enable the chat on the periscope you cock
