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Rekt thread
>>699103809
I believe I can die..
>>699106366
>>699106956
i lost
>>699106366
Sweet landing dude! At least ya cleared it!
>>699106724
That was savage. Brazil deserved it though.
>>699107182
Tha pussy rekt
>>699107182
But now they're giving the worlds best athletes zika so... revenge?
>>699107331
By the gods...
>>699106724
Der Rape
>>699104214
Bastion play of the game
>>699107182
she is on chaturbate now
>>699105576
Suprise motheryard
>>699107595
I am so glad this doesn't have sound.
Where's the Webm of the dad playing with his kid at the laundromat and puts the kid in the machine but the door closes and locks and the wash cycle starts. Love that Webm.
>>699108125
never seen it but it sounds pretty good
>>699108282
Dude it's hilarious. Don't know if anyone here has the Webm version but here's the link for the YouTube video of it: https://youtu.be/6S5hU6Egqdk
>>699108125
extra info
>guy was not dad but babysitters bf/male friend
>they never found the guys in the vid so the real parents are probably unaware of the incident
>>699108615
HOLY SHIT! that was great
>>699108615
holy shit my sides. thanks for sharing
>>699108282
newfag detected
>>699107595
holy fuck dude
>>699103809
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>699108948
calm down
have you never seen a penis before?
>>699108826
>>699108841
No problem. I wish I had the Webm saved. Honestly the funniest one I've seen.
>>699108988
inb4 >Ill have you know
>>699109128
why not make a webm then newfag
>>699108615
but did he dead
>>699109128
how is that funny, that kid probably died
>>699108988
call down nigger
>>699107595
Jesus christ, I can normally sit through gore and rekt shit, but I had to stop when he took it out.
>>699109276
gtfo
wheres "how to train your baby" when i need it
>>699109382
faggot
>>699109237
I'm on mobile right now, so too lazy to go through the hassle. Maybe when I get home later.
>>699109276
kid was fine
>>699109409
it should be in your folder faggot
>>699109454
fucking phone posters
also why havent you done it already
>>699109403
oh wow never seen that one before
top wut my man
>>699106516
Nigger mating ritual
>>699109276
>death can't be funny
it seems you don't understand how humor works
>>699109531
newfag
>>699109276
God forbid humor is subjective. It's not like normal people is the primary demographic of /b/
>>699107595
>>699108014
>>699108948
>>699109382
http://efukt.com/21349_1_Guy_1_Mousetrap.html
>>699109557
>takes bait
it seems you dont know how humor works
>>699109524
I'm at work, man. They filter their wifi strict as fuck so if I want to browse here at all then I got to use my phone.
>>699109403
Wow, that's awesome, never seen a car and a plane get in a weak before
>>699108615
"heyyy kiddo did u like the ride daddy put u on?"
Could we have the guy who gets rekt by an f1 car
>>699109403
Why women shouldn't fly
ITT edgy teenagers.
>>699104214
Lost when it fell. Top kek
>>699110110
agreed
>>699108615
And I bet that nigger sued the laundrymat for racism
>>699106366
Insane stunt bonus!
>>699110110
>ITT edgy teenagers.
An edgy teenager in a rekt thread on /b/, fucking A what is the world coming too, I never in my life .
>>699110316
That's what they get for killin da kid of a Kang and sheit
Where did that explosion happen?
>>699109403
It didn't fly so good.
>>699108988
Gay retard who thinks he is better than everyone else, and is always morally correct detected
>>699110297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT3frq3Qr9c
>>699109276
That is what made it funny
>>699111293
it's pasta
and a tradition of rekt threads
>>699111293
you are fucking retarded
>>699111574
and you.....i dont even know what to say about you....
bump for more
>>699106366
he prolly broke every single vertebrae
>>699111663
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>699110031
never fuck with a sumo
>>699111921
ohhhh youuuuu
>>699109403
Top Done
wtf do I have to save this thread with my shitty collection of rekts?
jesus christos
>>699106724
May we all remember the goalocaust
>>699112617
I never realized there are two people getting hit by different cars in this gif
>>699106366
i give that an 8.7 score :)
>>699112347
maybe get a better collection
and yes people have to contribute to keep threads alive
>>699112773
yeah?
well your mum
>>699107702
who?
>>699110031
KO - dont mess with Honda
>>699108125
Its a fucken dog you piss ant. not a baby.
>>699112913
go get your diaper changed you stupid cunt
>>699109377
Holy fuck. Newfag detected.
>>699112953
dinaone was. that inked up bitch
>>699111788
MY SIDES
>>699104214
>filename
lost
>>699113045
oh no now you did it
fite me u c8
>>699113045
Twoface is that you
[graphic]
don click if u r a pusy
>>699113405
Are they death?
Dude wtf. WTF
>>699113502
warned you
no refunds
>>699106516
Black people
>>699110031
absolute machine
>>699112781
Tail bone shatter into a million pieces.
>>699112913
Kek why?
>>699113554
I'm the guy that does the pushing then fucking bails instantly
>>699113045
you're
>>699113726
you are*
>>699113781
you is
>>699106366
When NFS players go outside
>>699106516
Baptist church revival.
Please i need the F1 rekt for masturbatory purposes
>>699106516
Dat WE WAS KANGS shirt.
>>699107331>>699109538 you like it arent you?
>>699106724
Bra7i1.webm
>>699114037
i meant the one were the guy gets hit by an f1 car But still thanks for the effort
>>699106724
>>699106724
That was bad, but nothing like the 7 - 0 Chile game to Mexico. I mean one day Brazil might beat the shit out of Germany, but Mexico will never, ever, score 8 - 0 to Chile ever, just won't fucking happen.
>>699106516
May i have this dance?
>>699106956
When you fail this hard at life
>>699112711
my god
>>699107481
Tony hawk lv editor
>>699114710
Projecting much?
>>699103910
I want to punch that old cunt for walking kids in the middle of the fucking road
i like this thread
it is a good rekt thread
>>699103809
what happened tho? what did he break?
>>699114720
why does this make me think of an old spice commercial?
>>699103809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2Eojto2_c
this one is worth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56eSt5ufFi0
>>699106956
the fight was between a white man and a black man, no niggery here.
>>699111328
kek
>>699113045
butthurt af
>>699116084
Wow
Sauce?
>>699103910
10 fucking points!
>>699116084
whoa what's this from?
>>699104214
I lose to a fucking filename
well played thread
>>699103910
This is mesmerizing
>>699116190
>>699116209
do you new friend see a little arrow right of the post numbers?
its time to DISCOVER the magic properties of
"REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH"
>>699114838
I'm sure some cops would love to shoot those unarmed black teenagers
>>699107520
Motherfucker's so floppy
>>699114284
This is why dumbasses need to learn at least high-school physics.
They feel the ball pulling out, so they think, to make the ball go down the lane, they need to let go when it's already a bit down the lane. They think the ball flies parallel to their arm.
They don't realize, when they let go it flies perpendicular to their arm. So they try to throw it down the lane, throw it to the left because blond bitch doesn't get it, and nail a guy in th balls.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/43lxxj/underwater_rescue_unit/
>It's a dummy
dummy
>>699109377
Actually kys
>>699106956
Wait, why am I respecting that black fellow? Oh my.
>>699109403
Pixar presents their Planes and Cars crossover preview
>>699106516
even the other niggers don't get it
>>699104214
lost dammit
>>699116672
fuck thats depressing
>>699103885
Kek'd
>>699106724
lmao i love this
>>699103910
The best part of this is the old bitch didn't get hit so she can live her life with the crippling guilt that she killed those two kids
>>699107331
Welp, can scratch that off the list I guess...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSDsu98SoTg
>>699103809
>mirrors_edge_publicity_stund.gif
At least put in some effort
>>699116411
Story?
>>699109403
http://mtonews.com/3280-2/
>>699115684
Its always a fucking bus. Godamn bus drivers
>>699114535
kek
>>699116880
I named it
>youwillbelieveamancanfly
in my folder
>>699110031
the rice mountain
>>699114031
English much?
>>699116954
hope the door is okay
>>699109403
ffffuuuuu you can see a person get thrown out of the front to the left
>>699116169
Next time maybe he should have a fucking gun
>>699107595
>Bandage on his finger
>>699114765
its even better with audio
>>699114838
kek
>>699112347
"Did you get the brakes fixed, honey?"
"Uh...Sure did! And a great price!"
>>699116511
That's not physics is just common fucking sense. Everyone is retarded . Why wont the whole world just die already
>>699112723
Edgy
>>699116861
less than 30km/h, those kids should both have survived
>>699116861
you sure they got killed? the car didn't seem to be going that fast... maybe a broken bone or 2 at most...
>>699103910
Possibly a one way, look at the direction the cars are parked in, so maybe they didn't check in the other direction.
>>699114765
fucking all the kids looking from the kid to the shooter over and over makes me kek
>>699117121
is he ok? did he died??
>>699117218
story tho?
have you ever raged so hard+
>>699107520
Did he really hit him with the side of his hand? How do you not know how punching works to that degree?
>>699115088
checked and kekked
>>699118054
My dad has MS and often gets his leg stuck on the forward button on his mobility scooter and this scares the shit out of me.
>>699112711
this anon is right and I watched this a million times without noticing
>>699113970
PKEMONE
>>699116861
Pretty sure the kids would survive that easily, at least the girl.
>>699105576
Is he throwing gasoline on? Not sure how a tuk tuk could explode like that, the gastank is tiny.
>>699115684
pretty sure that's on the H1 in Hawaii
>>699117218
Those people that are still just jamming away on starcraft tho
>>699116838
I got scared once on board thinking about the exact same thing
>wooden basket catches fire
>burns easily
>hot air makes the ballon go even higher
>>699117140
I think he lived tho, also not everyone can have a firearm (cost or availability beyond what's legal or not)
>>699116582
>>699115791
No niggery indeed. Fair fight, the guy was even decent enough to stop punching when he went down.
old but gold
>>699117711
Those. Fucking. Digits
Check'd quad-dubs
>>699116411
Wow how times have changed. That guy wouldn't have lasted 6 seconds with that shotgun in his hands with todays cops
>>699109403
That escalated quickly.
>>699111921
>>Waah Im trying so hard to troll right now
>>699106366
lol the dog came out to see what the fuck happened
>>699103910
And this, kids, is why we always use the crosswalk.
>>699104214
Failbot is fail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmvfySpPJ0Q
>>699118568
wtf where is this from?
>>699118023
could have been a repeat offender of not paying
>>699113781
He punched so fast that fat nignog fell over
>>699112711
holy fuck you're right
the suv pins the one guy and the other guy gets catapulted by the black car
>>699118286
did he just back off wielding a fucking chain saw
>>699106516
>Mario64.webm
>>699119125
it's just experimental surgery.
Obviously not enough sedation.
>>699108988
if anyone is reading this post that's a copypasta and he's a troll
>>699116084
hard to fly with no hands
>>699118839
What. I was just sharing a classic copy pasta.
Chillax brah!
>>699118571
by throwing water to a gasoline and/or electric fire..
should have used sand
>>699106724
Proud American here, laughing at the rest of the world for actually giving a shit about soccer. "Oh no, they kicked the ball in the net again! My life is literally over!"
>>699118023
he was caught cheating at counter strike.
happened to me just a few minutes ago
>>699107492
> Der Rape
Wenn schon "Die Vergewaltigung" du Hurensohn
>>699118571
>water
>sudden temperature change ruptures tank
>explosion
this is my take on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1lGSMru9J8
>>699119708
I don't watch any group competitive sports, but-
>laughing at football while thinking handegg is a reasonable game
>amerifats aren't even men enough to play rugby, so they watered it down
kek
>>699119388
gee thanks for the tip
>>699119708
I give no shits about soccer either but trying to grand stand about this subject as an american is just laughable.
>>699118805
And you have "triple dubs".
>>699118884
And this guy has "dubs dubs trips".
BFD
>>699109524
fuck you
>>699119727
I want to believe this is true.
>>699118884
Maybe one of the worst ways to die
>>699119954
fuck you too faggot
>>699120432
i dont think you know the point of samefagging...
>>699106724
Wat a bunca emoooos
>>699115684
Cameramancardriver had a good call, but he's probably the reason the bus hit the rest
>>699117707
Fucking this.
>>699114284
This thread is going nuts
>>699120568
He left the left arm up but put the right arm down... That is clearly a staged illusion and he is hyper-flexible in his elbow.
>>699120751
>he's probably the reason the bus hit the rest
....wut?
>>699116084
since when do Uruk-Hai wear polo-shirts and shorts?
>>699119708
so what do proud americans care for? free refill for soft drinks to wash down your fat food?
>>699121049
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
U R SO FCKN FUNNY BRO!!! HAHAHA
go kill yourself
>>699116672
everybody do the dinosaur!
>>699113781
I need a gif version of this.
>>699115791
the other dude is a mexican
>>699119935
no they don't summerfag...
It only counts from right to left so if the last 2 numbers aren't even dubs you got nothing, well except cancer
>>699118571
Lpg tuk tuk
>>699118571
>Is he throwing gasoline on? Not sure how a tuk tuk could explode like that, the gastank is tiny.
Well, on wikipedia
>In July 1998, the Supreme Court of India ordered the Government of Delhi to implement CNG or LPG (Autogas) fuel for all autos and for the entire bus fleet in and around the city. Delhi's air quality has improved with the switch to CNG.
>>699118839
>You don't get it bro
Pic related.
>>699121652
story here? sorry but for some reason this one is horrifying
>>699112617
Need my eyes checked, thought the filename said New Vegas.
Glasses for me!
>>699112781
I think that dog has autsim
>>699112773
>people have to contribute to keep threads alive
OK, Fuck you Anon, no-one tells me what to do, fuck your mother too.
This is 4chan, no giving orders cunt.
>>699122295
fuck, now I see it too
....did you just give me dyslexia?
>>699117121
>he's steve are ya okay?
>>699112617
Fucking retards
>>699122455
ur both cunts doe
>>699113045
Is that from the new season of The Walking Dead?
>>699107661
fucking kek
>>699119739
consolefag
>>699114765
The other guy is right, the audio is priceless.
>>699116001
On 4chan you can post cats getting burned alive and dogs getting skinned alive, but that is over the border!
>>699105576
Just another day in Syria
>>699106724
this is the definition of white guilt. Beating some brown hairy amazonians at their own invented game and destroying them in their own country.
>>699120751
Are you retarded?
No, seriously, are you actually retarded?
Pic related.
>>699122774
you have not seen anything
>>699119400
Don't you realize that's probably the reason for the crash?
>>699123012
Enlighten me then
>>699121450
If his head got stuck in the bottom hole
bump
>>699114878
I knew it was a conspiracy!
