Why is TayTay so perfect?
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Why is TayTay so perfect?
>>699087937
because she comes from a rich family
Lana is Queen
>>699087937
Yeah, she's not. Not even close.
Lana, I mean Elizabeth, comes from an even richer family
>>699088534
literally who?
>>699087937
because no.
ugly face, zero ass. easily in the top 3 of overrated /b/ celebs.
>>699087937
is that Lorde next to her?
>>699087937
because you can lay her down and iron your clothes on either side of her body.
>>699088809
my waifu
>>699088948
May not quite be checkmate, but that's at least check.
>>699088978
>3dpd
>>699088914
I thought it was Frodo
>>699087937
No. No she's not.
>>699089146
sry bb
>>699087937
>perfect
>no ass, no tits, no hips
She's "perfect" because you like young boy's bodies, faggot
Mmmm lana
Diamonds
>>699087937
because she is not you
there is something magical about her
take my penis lana, take it away
>>699088948
LOL!!!!! You win.
tay tay BTFO
My god lana can suck my soul from my body through my cock
if lana asked me to kill my mom I would have a hard time saying no
>>699092954
Would she have to suck you in return or?
>>699093283
if she'd like to.
>>699087937
Who's the re re to her left?
>>699093414
If she swallows she is 10/10.
>>699087937
>fucking horrible
this one makes me hnnnnnggggggg
Man id love to slide my tongue down her stomach dam shes so hot
>>699094248
what do you think she'd taste like?
>>699094248
Via mouth, asshole, or vagina?
im about done dumping
Damn to beautiful
>>699094400
Heavenly kiddo straight heavenly
>>699094414
Kiss her and make my way between her legs>>699094414
>>699094653
you fapping over her bro?
This one, all my luvz.
>>699088052
/bread
>>699094906
i am
>>699095077
GTFO with this its a lana thread
>>699094906
Yes id be a fool not too
>>699095465
>>699094906
>>699095146
do you need help?
>>699095373
Bull shit it is.
>>699095688
>taylor swift
>pretty
>>699095659
yes please, u dont have anything i havent seen of the Queen
>>699095998
you tell me.
>>699095908
>lana
>no makeup
>fucking beautiful
>>699088534
She's a fat try hard bitch
>>699096292
amen
>>699095908
No make and shes still heavenly cant say the same for tay tay
>>699087937
cant tell, she did no nudes
close?
im just looking up pics now.
>>699096474
> lana-del-rey-without-makeup
thats like 10 times hotter
mind blown
>>699087937
almost literally like fucking a 2x4
>>699096430
>Tay tay confirmed
>>699096567
relax and fap.
>>699096569
I know right orgasm for your eyes
she's even /fa/
she's no karlie kloss
>>699087937
because she wore pajamas in public
>>699096695
thanks bro
>>699096823
are you close?
>>699096507
Whos the chewbacca snatch
>>699096872
gettin there friend
>>699097003
good.
what would you like to lana to do to you?
>>699097108
call me daddy
>>699097211
you want her to be your little slut?
>>699097331
Damn i wish she pulles it all the way up
>>699097463
of course. and you wish you could put your cock inside.
contributin
>>699088534
She actually makes good music unlike the snake
>>699097331
this one did it, i have the gif. this is better.
I'd say it's a mixture of natural beauty, wavy/curly hair, good personality, and the fact she is both ladylike and sexy at the same time. Also her old videos are cute, cute!
>>699087937
she's not, you're just brainwashed by jews
>>699097836
you came?
>>699097862
She has the body of a malnourished 12 year old boy. Fucking pass.
>>699097992
Kek'd and agree
>>699097897
after cig relax time
>>699097613
Yes and just keep it inside her forever
>>699098237
was it that good?
I want Lana to slowly stalk me at a party, then corner me in a room, shut the door behind her and jump on me. as we both rip eachother's clothes off we can hear other party-goers banging on the door and shouting, but they'd be quickly drowned out by the passionate sex between us. finally the sounds would be too much for the rest of the party, so then they'd open the door, get on the floor. everyone walk the dinosaur.
>>699098364
was better than most tbqh, prolly since it wasn't a porn video
>>699087937
She looks so dumb in that one.
>>699098502
look at lourde next to her, its like shes seizing
>>699094432
thank god.. her face looks like a man.. i skipped most of that shit
>>699098458
I would help you anytime...
>>699098651
anybody?
>>699089182
Either way, yumm
>>699098769
huh?
>>699098627
Shut the fuck up taylor shes beautiful and all women face and body unlike you looking like a scrowny teenage boy dressed like a trap
i love lana del rey
>>699098889
no pretty much any other woman looks better then lana , she looks almost as bad as that maria diamonds or whatever the fuck that fag use to post
>>699097862
>>699099207
>>699099159
>>699099159
Wtf this shit is gross
>>699099319
>>699099247
No ass what so ever my god
>>699099295
>>699088978
No. She just got married to Rusev.
>>699099368
>>699099280
yup even that picture is better looking then lana
>>699099360
I bet she has a CUTE pussy.
>>699099577
>>699099480
Haha gay trap ass
>not adoring a christian woman
Like really taylor?? Really??
I dont think so tay tay
>>699099670
Got curves taylor??
>>699099713
We can be friends Lana...
the day /b/ BTFO gay gay
>>699099407
>>699099839
I think she looked stupid that day
>>699099833
>>699099886
>>699099982
tay tay is a heathen and a degenerate
>>699100037
>>699100037
her boobs are Huge
Lana is queen
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>>699100085
>liking 10 year old boy bodies
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>>699087937
Fuck the snake
>>699100354
>>699100403
>>699100403
disgusting
>>699100510
>>699099886
The girl missed when she tried to slap Taylor's "ass".
>>699100534
>>699100525
Taylor swift really??GTFO
>>699100525
makeup
>>699100573
>>699100534
Hey... are you posting all these pics?
>>699100596
>>699100708
jesus, another trap thread... fucking /b/
>>699100747
DAILY REMINDER: LANA IS QUEEN
>>699100794
>>699100833
>>699100525
I enjoy some blond body hair
if you prefer Tay, you hate the USA
Herr durr guys its me tay tay
>>699100870
This guy gets it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10971787
which tape?
How do you guys find this scrawny fucking bird body sexy
>>699100959
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>>699088534
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>>699099472
Kek
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>>699087937
ITT tumblrinas and faggots
>deifying celebs
>>699087937
She simply can not help it, she is like that cause she was born that way
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>>699087937
She is not. And, no matter how bad you want to fuck her, no matter how much you claim she is perfect, she will never fuck nor date you. I only want to date her so she will write a song smack-talking me so I can have a laugh with my friends about it.
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>>699101020
they like little boys
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>>699101258
This shit is just sad and gross
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>>699101509
Did they...?
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>>699101497
youll never see lana do this
>>699101574
>>699101610
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>>699101484
Its sad, but is not gross at all.
lana del rey wins, u fags dont even jerk off to her
>>699101672
Personally I like her tiny little booty
>>699101806
Likes 12yr old boy ass confirmed
>>699088534
https://youtu.be/Higae8UoWmY
>>699101806
her tits are too big for my taste
so I give her a 9/10
>>699091621
so this is Lana Del Rey, the chick you virgos are always creaming over? She looks like shes had bee sting therapy on her fucking upper lip and it makes her look like the 50+ year old white whores from Hollywood. haha. You anons need to set your sights much higher.
>>699102284
I cant believe you virgos cream over a girl that has the body of a little boy
>>699102284
>>699102284
lets see ur gf
