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canada thread
post your area code
if you match you must drink/fuck/smoke
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>>699087391
fucking hell forgot my area code 306
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>>699087495
No shit eh? Me too
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647
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>>699087391
902 here
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250 kelowna down for a fight
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905 reporting in
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>>699087495
>>699087567

Same here. Saskatoon.
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604 reporting in

femanons would be preferred but open to whatever
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>>699087844
Still me too
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Ya....................no.

Not interested in doing anything with a canadian.
This country is nothing but men as well.

Think some canadian qt "waifu" is sitting here just waiting for a matched area code to run over and fuck you?
Probably yes..............

Man this country is fucking gay. Literally.

Enjoy your gay sex sessions faggots.


BARFFFFFFFFFFF


Can't wait to move to America where they have women and good looking ones too.
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>>699087853
where at
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>>699087844
ayy stoon fam
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>>699087692
250 as well does this mean we fuck?
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416 boys
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>>699087962
nice rant arab
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>>699088082
Ayy, gonna rain tomorrow you think?
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>>699088098
ayy where ya at?
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>>699087962
Gud b8 m8
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>>699087946
>>699088082

Gonna go close down the Yard and Flagon on Broadway in a few minutes. Will be at the bar if you guys are interested. Red shirt, shaved head, blue jeans.
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>>699087978

downtown, you?
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>>699088264
it always rains man its a good sunny day then goes to shit right away
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>>699088083
Where are you
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905
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>>699088495
Don't I know it. I work outdoors and haven't worked in a week thanks to all the rain
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Male 306 19 anyone at the ledge
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>>699088821
what city?
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I don't know why but montreal has a lot of hot white girls...514/438 fag reporting in
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>>699088398
Don't drink actually, but you enjoy yourself
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Any 514 wanting to get robbed and beat?
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>>699087637
902 here too, whereabouts?
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>>699088517
Victoria
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>>699087391
>Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)23:10:13 No.69
306 but in kelowna bc sup faggots?
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519/226
Kitchener
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No 780?

Shiieeet
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>>699087495
Anyone Regina? I'll smoke you out
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So many saskfags in this thread.

Melfort here
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>>699088902
regina you?
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>>699087391
506
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>>699087853
>probably a sand nigger
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Calgary nw 21 M
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250 Courtenay
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204
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519
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>>699087391
905
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>>699087962
someone sad cause all the girls rejected you
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>>699089537

No but if I had to guess you are probably white trash
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>>699089537
>but is the doggo ok
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613 what's up 27m
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>>699089537
but is doggo ok
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>>699089648
Same here anon, what part of town?
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>>699089193
Oui chui pour sa
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>>699089650
Ayy kitchener?
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>>699087743
>>699088522
>>699089678
905 here, sup faggots where you guys wanna meet?
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>>699087962
Canada is more female then male
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>>699089820
Damn, i live on the mountain, but I can drive wherever
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>>699089777
He died to death after fatally ceasing to live.

Didn't die, was just given hydrogen peroxide and it threw up whatever was actually going to kill it. Totally safe, apparently.
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623 here
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>>699089824
The question is how manly do the women look though.

I mean some of them.. hoo boy. Nothing compared to the states though.
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226 London
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>>699089781
Downtown/Wolsely, you?
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Everyone in this thread is a dude huh?
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>>699090069
that's becauyse the statesd attracts girls from the world, while yes its a thing regardless states is not the origin, suck it amerifats
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>>699090166
Welcome to Four Chins.
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>>699090099
I'm in kitchener
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>>699090166
no
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>>699087978

Also downtown. You in Vancouver or burnaby/tri cities?
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>>699089820
>>699089908
>>699089678
>>699088522
>>699087743
>>699087606

TORONTO REPORTING IN
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>>699089824


YEAH BUT THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING UGLY AS SIN INMOST PROVINCES:

TOTAL POP: 35,851.8
MALE:17,776.7
FEMALE:18,075.1


ALSO THE REASON MORE FEMALES IS THE CUNTS LIVE LONGER.
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>>699089788
va te coucher yé rendu tard
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>>699090069
>300 Million to 33 million est.
more chances of a girl to look like a dude
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>>699090286
So fuck then?
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>>699088649
Road worker on the new lane on Central by any chance?
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>>699090141
Grant Park area, age? I'm assuming you're a dude. 18 year old bi guy here
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>>699090234


"AMERIFATS"

LMFAO. WE AREN'T FAR BEHIND ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN...FAT AS FUCK
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>>699088967
The hottest. 514
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604 niggers
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>>699090278

>I'm in kitchener
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>>699088398
I see you. Please don't kill me.
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>>699087962
>this country is nothing but men
Nigger what the fuck are you talking about
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>>699090627
well le t me put it this way, in my area of 506 is usually the fuckijng resevrves that of the general population of obesity
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905

skype immike9292
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>>699090371
yeah my mom wont let me hang out with chinks
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any scarborough mans
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>>699089377
780 here but way up north
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519
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>>699089908
mtn aswell

26male wht u looking for
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>>699090413
dunno what glue you are smoking but Montreal have some of the hottest girls in the world fyi
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>>699090825


HOW DO YOU MANAGE IN CHINKORONTO?

THIS CITY IS FULL OF FUCKING SLOPEHEADS. CAN'T STAND THEM.
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>>699090840
If you're from malvern im gonna slice your shit up bitch nigger
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>>699090795
kinda drinking to I apologize ahead of time for the grammar/spelling errors
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>>699090573
Nah nothing like that
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>>699089429
Do you go to Fuddruckers every weekend like all Melfortians do?
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705 Sault ste marie here
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I talked to a girl I met off here, she was too chicken shit to meet so that's about the height of these threads
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>>699090656
What's wrong with being in Kitchener
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>>699090917
Where you at
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>>699091188
Probably ugly
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>>699090413
you must live in buttfuck no-where cause most girls I know are hot as hell
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>>699090612
23 year old dude, trust me you don't wanna fuck me, but I'd be down for some drinks or smoke or something
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Well in my "city", in the province of Ontari-owe, we say there is 7 women for every guy.
Except there actually isn't. Go out downtown any night and it's 5 dudes with 1 girl. Groups of them.
Lived in Victoria, BC, heard the same "7 women to 1 guy" ratio.
Again, not true. Men more than women.

I don't believe it. Sorry.

Plus, most canadian women are over-weight or obese. I'm not a fatty fucker anymore. They stink, they're sweaty and gross.

The hot girls in my "city" are all waitresses, strippers with drug problems , escorts or sugar babies.
You have to pay to play in my "city"
Unless you want a fat pig, who is bombarded by even fatter and more desperate men.
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>>699090825
im white lol these are just photos from wingporium
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>>699091188


LMFAO AT "IT" BEING A GIRL
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604/778
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>>699091303

She didn't look bad and I'm not ugly so I don't know what happened she even lived like a ten minute drive from me 705 here
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>>699091397
yeah my mom wont let me hang out with whites
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>>699091373
Your city means you know that most women in the country are the same, sound logic
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>>699091464

Where at?
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>>699091373
Jesus christ, do you realize how retarded you sound? Canadian girls are way hotter than Americans, how about you fuck off there and fuck fatties for the rest of your miserable life. Sounds like you got cucked one too many times.
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>>699087495
Me aswell, Saskatoon too.
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>>699090141
Weerd. I'm in Wolsely too
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>>699091331


I LIVE IN TORONTO YOU DUMB FUCK AND TRAVEL TO ALL MAJOR CITIES IN CANADA. IT'S FULL OF FAT PAKIS, UGLY CHINKS AND WHITE TRASH.
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Let's go 416,/647/437
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>>699090868
780 is a lot of alberta my dude
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>>699090868
Mah nigga.
Fort Mac north? Or even more so
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>>699091711
Coquitlam
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>>699087391
613
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>>699091604
Have you tried asking your dad instead?
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>>699091188

Forgot to say Sudbury
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>>699091758
There is no "437"
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>>699091373
So then I guess the only thing you can do is learn to suck dick faggot!
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>>699091358
sounds good, how can I contact you outside of 4chan?
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>>699091736


UHHHHHH nope you dumb canadian fat fuck.
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905 here upper wellington by concession
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>>699091905
He's dead :/
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>>699089769
613 27/m here too anon
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>>699091827

Downtown here. You ever meet anyone off these threads?
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>>699091230

>What's wrong with being in Kitchener

It's Kitchener. TOP KEK
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>>699091753
True that's not a lie
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>>699091750
So many of us tonight
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>>699091827
Maillardville here
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>>699092032
Nope, usually lurk like a loser. Yourself?
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>>699091736


LMFAO!!!! MAYBE CLEVELAND VS TORONTO YES.

BUT LET'S TRY DALLAS VS TORONTO, OR REDONDO BEACH VS TORONTO OR MIAMI VS TORONTO.

TORONTO LOSES...BY A LONG DUCKLING SHOT.

CANADIAN GIRLS ARE FUGLY
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>>699092108
Shit, I work at the Canadian tire that's right there
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>>699092023
Oh shit sorry bro. Well um.. mother knows best then?
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>>699092077


ABSOLUTELY. I DON'T SEE WHY PEOPLE IN CANADA SAY OUR WOMEN ARE "HOT". TORONTO IS LIKE A UN REFUGEE CAMP. HOT WOMEN? SOME. MOST ARE UGLY THOUGH.
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>>699092130
lol maybe Toronto is just an ugly city where second rate bitches congregate
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>>699091753
You do realize that most girls that arnt white are probably first gen Canadians
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>>699091927
Lmao then I'm fucking stupid
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403
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>>699092230
Yeah I'm just up the road from there on laval.... how old you?
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613
Last GF was 2008.
NOT ugly
NOT fat

CANNOT meet a girl who doesn't
A) have a baby by some enimem looking faggot
B) isn't hung up on some enimem looking faggot

Then you got the pay to play bitches. Which is every hot girl. They don't want to date, they want dick and dollars.

Im like 99% of the world, not rich.

Do not want to meet you if your from my area code if you have a penis.
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>>699092283


SURE FAT FUCK. I WORK IN MAJOR CITIES AND THEY ARE ALL FUGLY.

VANCOUVER? CHINKS AND FAT PAKIS.
MONTREAL (WHERE EVERYONE BRAGS HOW "HOT" THE WOMEN ARE)- HORSE FACE SMELLY WOMEN
CALGARY? LMFAO.

WHERE ARE THE HOT WOMEN? THE TOOTHLESS ONES ON THE EAST COAST?
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>>699092130
are you gonna stfu anytime soon no one gives a fuck what you are saying
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>>699091775
yeah fort mac
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>>699092494
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>>699092118

Nope but I'm open to it. What do you do in life?
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>>699091932
steam or email I guess, whichever works
[spoiler]https://steamcommunity.com/id/bootybuttson[/spoiler]
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>>699091753
Well of course the large cities are going to be literally large people and full of "diversity" try literally anywhere else maybe
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>>699092487
pics of you or ur fat and ugly
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>>699092535
congrats you took a family photo you want a gold star
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416/647 toronto

who wants to shoot some dope
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>>699092525
Shitty, how did everything effect you?
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>>699092487
lol you really think you're gonna get a bitch on 4chan?
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>>699092633


LIKE WHERE? BARRIE ONTARIO? Courtenay, BC?

JUST FATTER WITH LESS TEETH. AT LEAST CHINKS ARE UNDER 200 POUNDS
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514/438 my mtl dudes

though technically 450 rn since I'm at work

>>699089788
>>699090512
big ta bitch suce des penis au ketchup
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>>699092339
Lmao I'm a Toronto girl but I don't think I'm that fugly
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>>699092405
Same calgary?
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>>699092635
Are you female?
Im not a low life faggot who craves acceptance from faceless anon on an imageboard.
Sorr-eeeeeee
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>>699092705


YEP. HE'S FROM TORONTO.
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>>699092753
>699092753
all good, free vacation + government money
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>>699092705
Ask your mother, you fucking paki
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>>699091907
Espanola here 705 male let's get le height
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>>699092535
I'm sure you don't look any better you Moe Sizlack looking mother fucker
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905 hamilton
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>>699092767
I don't think I'm going to get a bitch period, unless I move out of canada.
Or lower my standards to trailer trash with half-black kids.
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>>699092851


I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW HIM BUT YOU HAVE 40% CHANCE OF BEING RIGHT THAT HE'S A PAKI SINCE ONTARIO IS 40% PAKI.
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>>699092770
Courtenays got some hot chicks not gonna lie
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>>699092487
613 Girls are not that hard to get faggot.

Probably a whiner, bitches hate whiners.
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905 Hamilton

>>699092894
Ayyy
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>>699092878


I'M IN CANADA RIGHT? WE ARE ALL UGLY.
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>>699090333
Sop 604 anon, Do you know where sechelt is?
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>>699092938


EVERY FUCKING CITY ON THIS PLANET HAS "SOME HOT CHICKS". TOO BAD JUST VERY VERY FEW HOT CHICKS.
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>>699092797
Not saying ur are.
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>>699092806
So you are fat and ugly
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>>699093019

Hi, yeah I do fair bit away from Vancouver but been up there before. How's your night going?
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>>699092624
OK cool, I'll add you later and maybe we can meet up :)
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>>699092797
Will u ride bus north so I can put in booty thx
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>>699090099
226 London
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>>699092980
you probably are and you prove nothing you sound like a goof
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>>699092938


NAH HE'S PROBABLY HONEST. HE DOESN'T LIE ABOUT BEING A MILLIONAIRE IN HIS LEASED 2002 BMW OR A LEASED CONDO. HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE "GAME"
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>>699092860

No thanks your fucking town stinks and you're all boring faggots
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>>699092961

whats up im 26 on the mountain
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>>699093048

seriously man do you really have nothing better to do
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>>699092929
Probably
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>>699092944
Oh ya bro, you're swimming in pussy, and just taking a breather to post on 4chan about how much a stud you are.

Not interested in STDs from gutter sluts, but help yourself cool guy.

Can we like, be friends?? Can you autograph me a pic of you or some???
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>>699092944
Dubs of Truth
As a Kingstonfag, I agree
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>>699093182
19 M I'm in central, did the rain hit you up there?
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>>699092797


POST A PIC YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I BET YOU RATE YOURSELF A 8/10, BUT ARE REALLY A 4/10
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>>699093118
You see that everyday, so you assume everyone else is like you as well.
Whatever makes you feel good about yourself.
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>>699093123
Lmao okay
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>>699093168
Kys
>pic related
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>>699092782
Colis on se voit tu a berri, autre question pas rapport, combien ta sur toi habituelement?
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>>699093190


NAH. IM DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING YOU PATHETIC FAG. IM TRYING TO MEET U WITH A GUY TO SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICK
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>>699092487
Read what you typed, you want to meet a girl that has a baby but is also still hung up on the dad. Either you meant this and you're retarded or you didn't mean this.
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>>699093296
rained earlier in the afternoon, nothing lately though... hot as fuck here
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>>699089344
519/226 Brantford
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>>699093169
I'm not from this town also it only smells most of the time. I promise it won't be boring I can choke you while we go fishing or something
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>>699089650
519/226 Brantford
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>>699093441
Ye im near the lake so there's a bit of cooldown at least
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>>699092410
20
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>>699093360

Wonderland cest bien mamaire falkaire
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>>699092802
Red deer
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>>699093248
>accused of being a whiner.
>responds by whining.

Top kek.
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>>699089344
519 Cambridge, sup
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>>699093345


knock it off you kissless virgin fat piece of shit.
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I always KEK my ass off on the inside when buddt who brags about his "super hot girlfriend" shows up with some tub of lard with a pig face!!

LOL

Keep getting that pussy, you canadian studs!!


LOL

Mostly fat,sweaty neckbeards with 2 inch peckers braggin about all the sluts they get on 4chan.

Keep dreaming fatties
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519/226 Brantford
Insta: will9_thescienceguy
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>>699089523
asl?
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>>699092538
Work and game
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>>699093473
Will you poop in my mouth while I masterbate at science North?
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519 brantford worst place in all of ontario
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>>699093546
up to anything tonight?
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>>699093304
Lmao I don't have to prove it find me in the city and see for ur self
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>>699093048
Ur just upset that you live in ur moms basement and cant get a girl that doesn't scream at the look of you
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>>699093424
Learn to comprehend stuff before you go calling people retards.

I can't meet a girl WHO DOESN'T have either problem.

i don't date women with kids
I don't date women who are trying to piss off their on again, off again boyfriend.

I'm not a beta faggot like yourself, retard.

learn to read, retard
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>>699093816


you just described 100% of everyone here dumb fuck
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>>699093756
My nigga only if u buy me rock candy and help me put hash nugs in the gold sift
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>>699093801


ARE YOU THAT BLIMP FLOATING OVER DON'S PARK?
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>>699093586

Eh Ima Canadiana too I'm from blue moose new Scotia
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>>699093755

I haven't played videogames in years
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>>699093673


YOU SHOULD CONGRATULATE HIM FOR HAVING A GF...99.9% OF THESE FAGS DON'T HAVE SHIT..NOT EVEN BJ FROM MOMMY
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>>699093626
You've got a fucked up sense of what "whining" is.
I'm mocking you. Since you're a dense dipshit with an IQ of 10, that's over your head.
Go suck some cock .
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>>699093917
Speak for yourself, neckbeard.
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>>699093943

Ok it's a date. But keep it in your pants mr handsy
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>>699093586
Anything going on there cause I'm bored af here
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>>699094157


SURE "STUD". YOU FAT FUCKING KISSLESS VIRGIN.
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>>699094066
This man clearly deserves the pussy, look at that sexy sexy attitude.

I bet these lines leave the ladies dripping.
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>>699089564
Lucky your in the NW and not the NE the north east is for niggers and Muslims.
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>I getz sooooz many bitchez up in canaduh eh?
>Im just chillin on 4chan between sexing muh gurlfriendz
>HA! uz can't get a waifu like mez?
>HA! Wut a lozer

I hate you canadian losers. So much
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>>699094039
How old are you?
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>>699093585
Nigglet stfu im trying to fuck up some betas and make bank
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>>699093304
You caught me buddy, you really got me I'm so offended
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>>699094160
I remember doing speed in bell park and watching this homeless guy sniff the skinny dippers clothes
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>>699093917
I mean I live in my moms attic
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519
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>>699094371


WOMEN DON'T USE THE TERM "BUDDY" YOU FAT FUCK. GO SUICIDE PLEASE
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>>699093019

Hey secheltanon, I'm heading to sleep since I am exhausted but if you want to talk/get to know each other a bit you can email me

[email protected]

night
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>>699093360
tu va me tabasser ac ton squeegee gros?
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>>699094364

Only 21. You?
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>>699094298
Give it to me straight Cassanova, how doez youz getz them canadiun gurlz so gud??
Do youz give them drugz or juss rape dem??
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>>699093585
explique nigga
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>>699093304
I'll use whatever fucking words I want lol this doesnt disprove I'm a chick
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>>699087853
>>699090646
>>699091464

i'm 604 tooooo

mount pleasant
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>>699094371
he's at a grade 3 trolling level don't mind the potato with the helmet on he'll get bored soon
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>>699093780
I'm from there, and I would have to agree.
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>Canz u studz in canaduh help me getz a gurl?
>I haerd /b/4cdhan wuz the place all the canadiun studz hang n give pussy gettin advice
>Canz any cool guyz in canaduh give me tipz pls???
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>>699094662

Nice. Femanon?
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>>699094514
20, thought you'd be older
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>>699092894
>>699092961
Ayyyyy!!!!
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21 m 506, down to blaze
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>>699094655


OK FATSO..WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT 12 YEAR OLD FAT FUCKING DUDE
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>>699094706
True lol, are you in 416/647?
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>Derz 20 gurlz for every man in canaduh eh??
>where da gurlz at?
>anyone know any gurlz??
>any guyz wanna drink and suck each other cuz der no gurlz around?
>soz glad canaduh haz so many gurls eh? Did u like ur blow job pal?
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>>699094889

Eh, no time for games (full time student) but besides that I just lost interest I guess. I dunno, I prefer to read and watch films.
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>>699094555
Having balls is key, good man.

If a girl is into dudes, then she likes balls.

Act like you have them.
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>>699095076


THIS X 35.5 MILLION
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>>699087391
403 get
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>Dis wun timez, I was at a store that brougt foodz to ur table, a restorant eh?
>girl wuz soooo hot
>she give me receipt with a smiley face
>wez datin now. she muh gurlfrand
>canaduh is full of hot gurls. I saw one
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HEY IM ALsO CanADIen

I'm from Orange beaver tooth, Manitario Eh

Used to live in Rainbow Seagull Nuts, Saskatchescotia till my dads moose foreskin blanket company took off now.

Taking a fishing trip (better bring some bags of milk and coffee from Tom Hirtons wink wink). We're going to Maple queef chick chack lodge on reservation Pidgeon scalp

Sorry for the long post sorry


Sorry huh
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>>699095082
Fair enough, I've been gaming since I can remember and it kills the time when I'm not at work.
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>>699095172
LMFAO

i'll take "man" advice from a canadiun faggot when hell freezes over.

Get laid you fat fuck. I have. I'm sure you haven't
Ballz n shit faggot
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250 Kelowna. Whattuuuuuuup
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>>699094378

Yeah sorry about that I do that when I'm drinking scope
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>>699095416
>>699095416

I'm goin to bed man I'm exhausted.
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>>699092802
Calgary Northwestfag here. Wanna fuck?
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>>699093290
I hear you fam - another kingstonfag here
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>>699095554
>drinking scope
Listerine is the shit
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>>699095557
Aight fam, have a good one
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>Did u guyz see dat waitress at da pub eh?
>Wut a hot gurl eh?
>This pub is full of hot girlz eh?
>I saw one
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>>699095629

you too man
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403 calgs
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>>699095735
>403
ayy I'm in the northwest
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>my buddy Johnny gotz him a gurlfrand eh?
>Hez my hero eh?
>One dayz I hope I canz get a gurlfrand like Johnny

All 5 friends of Johnny agree. They wish they where Johnny.

Getting a girlfriend/fiancee/wife in canada is BRAGGING RIGHTS, since there is so few women in this country.

Only da coolest guyz like Ricky n Julian get dat pussy eh?
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Femanon?
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Gonna be in 403 Calgary next week if any ladies like to plan ahead. Drink, fuck, Flix, whatevs.
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306 mah nigga
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>>699095606
Are you female
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>>699095477
Adorable,

clearly all this getting laid makes you angry and full of ad hominem.
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with a PM this sexy how are our girls ugly
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>>699096095


EASY.
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>>699096065
LMFAO
I'm pure trolling and you're getting legit upset.
I love pissing off faggot canadians.

Where's your pussy tonight bud??
Taking a break right? Too much sex for you eh? GF almost broke your dick off eh?
HA HA!

Eat shit faggot.
if you're in ottawa and want a fight, I'm down.
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>>699096031
Naw I'm a dude. What about you?
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604 - m
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>>699096333
Harper would've been better
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>AW yaz eh guyz, lookit all da pussy I get eh?
>Last night I got my dick sucked by a guy, I pretended wuz a gurl eh?
>Lots of gurls in canaduh eh?
>Other night, i fucked a guy in a dress, he looked hot.
>canaduh is full of gurlz eh?
>Get laid ya loser! HA! HA! Be a man like me eh??
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>>699096448
Harper is the reason our economy is how it is right now. he relied to much on the oil sector to power canada
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>>699096448


HOW SO DUMB FUCK? I THE YEARS HE WAS IN POWER PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW YOUR LIFE GOT BETTER?
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>>699096445
Where at fam? Male as well
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>>699096552
>>699096337
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780, obligatory edmonton sux
Man, I feel like of all major cities Edmonton sees the least folks on 4chan.
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>>699096552
>more girls than guys in Canada as stated earlier by a anon
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>>699096599
Better than some stupid cuck who was voted in by stupid 20 something year old bimbos just cause they think he's "hot". Dumb shit didn't even legalize weed like he promised and he let in hundreds of thousands of refugees with barely any screening.
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>>699096711
where abouts in Edmonton are you
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>>699088287
Right here my 4chan friend.
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>>699096697
Please, I'm stilling waiting for your amazing woman advice.
I mean, you're on 4chan at 330 in the morning. You must be dripping in pussy.

You're actually dripping KD from your neckbeard you fat sack of canadian shit.
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>>699096747
>There isn't
>it's sarcasm mocking canadian retards who keep that meme going
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Anyone awake? 416/647 it's 3 am and I'm bored
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>>699096852
There's a lot of red tape and bureaucracy to try and legalize shit. Though I assume he's too busy being shirtless and having good PR op's that he's a bit distracted.
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>>699096852


lmfao @ this naive fat fuck thinking it matters who is in power.
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>>699096874
West end, you?
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>>699087962
>this country has nothing but men
>litterally more women than men in canada

>he probably meant more girls play world of warcraft in the us
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>>699096337
Clearly a master troll,
Got me crying into my Egyptian Cotton,

I just can't handle what you can,
If I had not had sex since 2008,
I would have killed myself.

Stay strong, mighty wizard.
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>>699096852
Has literally anything bad happened from those refugees so far? anything at all?
Learn how your fucking country operates, friend. We import people and we import a lot of them, always have, always will, we don't make enough on our anyone. Every single sector of the economy is fueled by skilled immigrants, wonder why there's so many Chinese in Vancouver? Because we invited them in and now they're selling their work here to China and paying taxes to fund YOUR free healthcare.
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>>699096852
>Didn't even legalize weed.
If you actually paid attention the idea is that its going to be legalized sometime next spring and is going to be like a liquor store.
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Bring back Chrétien.
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>Hey ladz, wanna goez drunkin tonitez n meet some HOT canadiun gurlz?
>Ya! Lotz of girlz around here eh??
5 fat losers with neckbeards go to pub, get drunk, go home and such each off to porn
Wake up the next morning
>fucking great night eh guyz? We sure got our dicks sucked gud by hot gurlz eh??
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>>699087391
514 bitches
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>>699093898
I can not meet a girl who doesn't have a baby is literally the first sentence. To translate, I must meet a girl who has a baby. The second sentence, I cannot meet a girl that is not hung up on some fuck. Translation, I must meet a girl that is hung up on some fuck.
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>>699096852
Folks can say what they will about NDP, but their policy was day one legalization
I mean, they did it after realizing they were losing badly, but hey legal weed is legal weed
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>>699097112
Good job! Post a fake stat by the lying government.
I trust my eyes.
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>>699093898
And this post too, I can not meet a girl who does not have these problems. Translation, I must meet a girl who has these problems. Your double negatives kill you every time anon
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>>699097038
Yes, not in ontario right now though
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>>699096897
Looking for woman advice on 4chan.

Gonna die a virgin.
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>>699097038
Yo, 3:30am 416
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>>699096976
statistically their is more girls than guys in Canada. its about 1.3 girls per guy or some stupid shit. Canadians don't do the Eh? joke lol
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>>699097141
You would need to actually lose your virginity first fatty
Haven't had a GF, not haven't had sex.
GOOD JOB imagining, you fat fuck.
Keep imagining I'm a fat, pathetic loser like yourself.

Again, if you're in ottawa, I'm down for a fight. I seriously hate canadians. Especially mouthy fat fucks like yourself
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>>699097258
Canadian education at it's best.
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lol how do you get so triggered by canada of all places
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>>699097111
Nice Trips. I'm not in Edmonton but out in Leduc on vacation
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>>699097368
Grammar fag trying to make up for being a total fuckwit life loser.
GOOD JOB canadian faggot
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>>699097448
Lmao what's good? F or m?
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>>699097317
What is so surprising about a country having marginally more females than males
Check any national census for any country that publishes such online, it's about the same
Undergrads these days, I tell ya
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>>699097448
905/416 oakvillez
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>>699097371
Ayyy
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>>699097478
canadians make up facts and statistics all day and night.
I'll trust my eyes.
There is more men than women in this country of redneck faggots
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