I want to fuck my friend, /b/. We just talked about it and she said "whatever happens, happens." How should I continue?
Pic related. It's her. She's right next to me at this very moment.
>>699087163
Just go for it op. post pics after
Fuck her. Post pics
Sharpie in pooper
Be sexay
That means she wants it, but didn't want to seem like slut.
Go in for a kiss, it'll lead to more trust me, don't forget to post pics
just place your hand on her waist and start moving it down to her ass, then squeeze a bit. say something along the lines of "whatever happens then? how about this?" or something similar. then start rubbing her dick through that dress and take some pictures to post here.
you're welcome
>>699087163
When she says whatever happens happens... Go in for the kiss. Slow as she comes in. Then it all goes off from there...
>>699087324
>>699087510
>>699087524
OP here. I'm gonna go in for a kiss and ask if she wants to fool around. I'll post pics if I get them and things happen. I'll be posting more about it as it develops. Leave more suggestions because I'll be checking this a lot.
>>699087625
rubbing her dick ayyy
>>699087736
Eeeey, thata boy.
>>699087736
dont ask if she wants to fool around, thats amateur hour.
>>699087736
Don't ASK her man that'll kill it, kiss her and it'll just happen naturally if she really wants to fuck
>>699087736
OP, be sure to prematurely ejaculate. Chicks love it when you prematurely ejaculate.
>>699087927
What should I do?
>>699087927
just kiss her and grab datass
>>699087960
I'll make sure of that. Thanks, faggot.
>>699087976
I would just cuddle with her. Get close. Don't even say a word. Look her in the eyes. Bam. Kiss and hands do the work.
>>699087163
Fuck that fat ass now.
>>699087954
this guy is for real don't ask bro
>>699087976
wtf you mean what should you do are you a virgin like come on it's not that hard
>>699087163
get her a drink. just one.
kiss her.
if she's into it, go for the titties, then ass, then go for the pussy.
not hard.
>>699087976
get off b and just fucking kiss her you dipshit. dont ASK anything, just play it by ear, if she likes it start taking risks little by little, grab her ass, then her tits and if youre still golden, grab one of her hands and move it down to your dick. what are you, new at this shit? jesus
Whats her initals
Op here. I'm going in. I'll update when I can
>>699087163
no she's gross af
dat big leg
>>699088201
You're the real MVP. Let shit happen!
>>699088331
Thats it mane
>>699088231
S.E.
>>699088331
Don't come back till you've fucked.
>>699088331
DO IT ANON
>>699088175
ass first, then tits. then lastly pussy. come on, it's not rocket science.
but please, for the love of god OP, do not ask her, dont be an idiot, we all want you to succeed here
I'm confused, the two of you sitting around on a couch in a room with just the two of you and you somehow have time to be on your phone? She's on her phone? GET OFF THE PHONE AND GET ON HERRRRRRRRRRRR
get that bitch to take some upskirts and share them NOW
don't ask just tell her you wanna see more of her creamy white cunt.
After you have shared you can fuck her, but first slap those glasses off her face
You can do it. Just don't be an asshole or it won't happen again...
Whip your dick out lol
Dicks out for Harambe
This thread better become gold
OP, I gave you the best advice I could, it has not failed me once, ever. If you somehow fuck this up, you truly are an idiot.
remember, DONT ask her anything, play it by ear, if she reacts positively, you're already on the other side.
You better not disappoint me OP
Op here. She slapped me and ran away, apparently it was a dare by her friend because I'm usually so awkward with this shit and I kinda overdone it too quickly I think
>>699087163
That means she wants you to make "whatever" happen, you stupid faggot. Why are you a no your fucking phone posting shit on a Bhutanese decorative beadwork board when you have a girl who wants your dick right fucking next to you?
This is why everyone hates Millennials.
>>699089660
nah man, if it was a dare, she's the one at fault here. If the same situation had presented itself without the "dare", you'd be in the bone zone. sorry to hear that.
>>699089660
Yeah right, lier, she probably wasn't even there.
>>699089660
fucking bitch.
post fb and pics for revenge
You realize she's probably reading this thread on her phone right now and having a giggle at how much of a pathetic beta you are for not already having her panties off, right OP?
>>699089660
> a dare
Abandon thread op and his friend are 12 years old.
>>699090180
Oh shit shots fired. He's right though you just boarded a one way train with palmela handerson for the rest of your life.
>>699089660
fuck her than. she thinks she's prettier than she really is. tell her she's fat or something, that will make her want to fuck you
>>699087163
Ola faggot, this is ur friend. U r better of not fucking me coz I have a penis, probably bigger than urs.
>>699090555
trips
>>699090544
Yup. Girls talk. Every girl in your town is gonna know how you bitched out, OP. You're fucked (or rather not fucked) for life.
Strongly consider drinking bleach.
>>699089822
what was I supposed to do? I didn't wanna fuck it up and now you faggots ruined it
>>699089986
and what do you think the pic was, nigger
>>699090028
FB is cat.boyd.isg
pls destroy her and post results
>>699087163
>We just talked about it and she said "whatever happens, happens."
Translation: Make a move retard.
>>699090547
she just called me pathetic can I fix this somehow
>>699087524
Fuck off Kyle
>>699091359
Grab her, kiss her, and start fingering her. That will repair this.
>>699091359
Move to canada, they are to nice to reject you. And you can say your Canadian so no one will believe them when they say you raped them (after you obviously will have to seeing as you are ultra beta) because Canadians are to nice to do that.
shes hot af, would smash
>>699091359
wtf?
>whatever happens happens ;)
>wanna fool around?
> you're pathetic
am I missing something?
>>699087163
That's what some married woman I knew said when some fat, ugly, cholo-ass wetback tried to express that he was interested in her, and wanted to "come over and do something."
>>699091745
I think she might be bipolar or something. Should I tread lightly?
Yeah OP, Ashley could use some cock from what I hear.
>>699087163
Try giving her a bale of hay.
Fat fucking heifer.
>>699091178
>posted her fb
>>699091644
This is true. Why do you think all the lonely, nerdy guys at your school all have not model girlfriends who live in Canada?
>>699091943
Pull her skirt up, push her down on the couch, and start licking her pussy. Stop being a fucking beta.
Hey /b/ tard what is your name?
OP here I just fingered her pussy what should I do next she has no panties on
>>699091359
Sure. By not being pathetic. Of course, if you could do that, you wouldn't be in this position in the first place.
>>699092202
Pull your cock out and guide her head down to give you a blowjob.
>>699092202
Put her dick in your mouth.
>>699092202
That's an imposter ffs, I'm still apologising to her. I asked her if we're ok and she went to the bathroom now, I think she's on the phone. WTF /b/
>>699091178
There was nothing to fuck up in the first place seeing as you made it up you underaged actual legitimate fagface
>>699091178
>what was I supposed to do?
When she said "whatever happens, happens", instead of pulling out your phone and asking a bunch of autists on a Thai hand-woven tapestries board what to do, you should have made a fucking move.
Fuck her right in the pussy,
>>699092449
If you'd done what you were told you'd be balls deep in fatty pussy.
>>699092449
Put her dick in your mouth.
Smash her back-doors in and timestamp it
>>699087163
Grab them cankles and put your dick in her butt. Geez.
>>699092449
cops are coming bro. better an hero before they get there. kill her first and post pics
just rape her ffs
Tell her she's your anal angel and you've got the nut to pound in her butt.
>>699091745
sounds about right
>>699092515
help me solve this now, she's locked herself in the bathroom and she's not speaking to me. Should I smash the doors down?
OP, stop being a little bitch and whip out your three inch cock and press what little self-esteem you have into lady Shaq'a hairy asshole.
>>699092515
This
>>699092900
Do it. Bitches love reenacting The Shining.
>>699092900
yes but do it naked.
time stamp her naked corpse
>>699092900
yes, tell her "I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your lover by coming in anyway." and then smash the door down
She says whatever happens happens. And your Faggot ass comes here to post? Enjoy homosexuality.
>>699092900
>Smash the doors down?
Fucking Kek! Just do it.
>mfw I tipped her off and she is reading this thread on her phone right now
>>699093056
fucking sides
>>699093056
I tried to kick it down but I hurt my foot, I think it's sprained or some shit. I might have to do this brb gonna find a hammer or something, I don't know if she has any tools here.
I already posted on her FB so maybe someone tell her to just open the door?
>>699092900
>should I smash the door to the bathroom a girl has locked herself in to get away from down?
Yes. Yes, you obviously should, I can see no way that anything bad could possibly come of this course of action.
>>699093363
>MFW No you didn't faggot
Look for attention elsewhere you fucking loser.
>>699093255
Please OP, this
I want to believe this thread is real, I really do. But I'm struggling to believe anybody is so socially inept. Please OP you glorious autist, be real.
>>699087163
you fucking kiss her you idiot
>>699093395
Don't use a hammer. Won't work.
Get an axe.
>>699093056
Kek
>>699093802
You're a bit late to the party friend.
>>699087163
Be a fucking man and fuck her right now!
>>699093700
It's 99% not real, but who the fuck cares. Just enjoy the ride.
>>699093395
>I don't know if she has any tools here.
>she has any tools here
>here
bro... are you at her place of residence?
if you don't kick that door down, she'll never respect you as a man, ESPECIALLY since you're at her place
>>699093395
Mother fucker, don't respect her privacy and kick her door down. If it was your house that's different. By its not, so do it
>>699093802
I think that ship sailed
>>699093255
Thank you for posting this.
Literally go kiss her right now you faggot don't post abandon the thread and fuck her
T
http://www.voyeurperversion.com/163-Teen-upskirt-in-New-York-street.html
>>699094012
did you want he kills her? my f...
OP, just so you know I don't think raping her is gonna make you closer as friends.
>>699094012
Yeah but I don't really know my way around
>>699093885
I can't find any tools. Will a mallet work?
>>699087163
You're already fucking up by asking /b/ for advice. Grab her titties now while you still have a chance, that's as close as you're gonna get.
>>699094237
By this point I just wanna get this over with and play it out till the end, you guys are the ones telling me to just go for it and I wanna get laid finally.
>>699094068
Not necessarily. He could kiss her after he breaks her door down with an axe. It'd be romantic, bitches love shit like that.
>>699094246
>Will a mallet work?
Sure. Why not.
>>699094246
Think outside the box. Can you get to the bathroom window? come from where she's least expecting it. It's easier to break and she'll appreciate the romantic surprise.
>>699094246
mallets are soft, wont work. wither get a hammer, or kick the door near the door handle. if you kick center mass you're just gonna fuck up your foot.
kick near where the door handle is, but not the actual handle, dont be an idiot
Who the hell sets their a/c on 75 degrees?
>>699094594
Yeah he's right, you've done so well so far, you wouldn't want to start being an idiot now.
>>699094594
I already fucked up my foot, that's why it took me so long to find anything I'm limping around here like a two legged assraped puppy
This is bait and you are all too stupid to see I'm
>>699094735
I thought it'd helps set a romantic mood
>>699094594
That, or use your shoulder. Shoulder check it like a hockey player. Put your weight behind it. Unless that motherfucker's solid hardwood, or you're like 120 lbs (which you might well be, from the sound of things), you'll take it right off its hinges.
Remember to go should first, though.
>>699094735
best comment of the night
/thread
>>699094735
The old and frail.
>>699094827
>see I'm
>>699087163
Ask her. If she says no say JUST KIDDING.
Man up and just try it.
Use your katana to slice the door down. I know your fucking awkward neckbeard like to carry them shits around. Hop to it, Zatoichi
>>699094827
We know. We're still having fun. Fuck outta here.
>>699094806
Thanks for keeping us updated /b/ro it really means a lot.
>>699094827
shut the fuck up and let me enjoy this you piece of shit pig
>>699092449
way to hand her your balls
if dubs leave the house
If dubs leave the house... on fire.
>>699094990
I tried throwing the mallet at the window like >>699094516 said. but it just bounced off and went over the neighbors' fence, I'm gonna limp back to the bathroom. I found a rake by the back gate though it might help with the door
>>699092900
hopefully you're noting the sarcasm and not being an idiot. just leave a bowl of water and some cat food by the door and go play some vidya games
>>699095256
rerolling for this poor fucker who was one off
If trips you must get naked and start jackingnoff in front of the door.
>>699087163
That is code for "Man the fuck up!"
If dubs sneak into her room take a pair of dirty panties, shit in the bed and make your escape. With the house on fire and no way for her to leave bathroom.
go find her panty drawer while you can OP. virgin it up in the place.
>>699093395
bloody hell
If dubs post pic of cummies on bathroom doorknob
Bring her a bowl of eggs. Tell her "you don't have to talk to me but you do need to eat this".
If dubs you must convince her to vote Trump
>>699095506
no need for trips, a REAL MAN would do this regardless
>>699095351
Rake won't help, look for chainsaw in garage. That'll get the job done
>>699095572
This, OP this is a perfect time to raid her underwear drawer. You have a crispy golden opportunity here.
>>699095628
if dubs this
if we can count to 3 you must send pictures of her panty drawer.
"Whatever happens, happens."
That is girl talk for "Im down to fuck you, but wont outright say that to you"
>>699095506
Rollin
1
>>699095876
you on dialup bro?
poorfag
If singles you must take a time stamp picture of the mallet and door
2
3
3
3
2
ayy
>>699096111
Holy trips wasted :(
>>699096058
winrar
>>699095506
Roll
1
4
>>699096058
Winrar
>>699096189
>>699095506
Rollins
>>699096189
So close
>>699096170
I'm sorry, I will now commit sudoku
>>699096346
-_- do not dishonor your famiry
>>699096346
if dubs livestream it
>>699095675
I did this, grabbed some black thongs and and some adventure time panties off the floor, they literally smell of fish and cranberries though. Is she just on her period and not bipolar? I asked her and she told me to "fuck.... off" with the pause and everything
Post a pic of yourself OP
>>699096442
>4chan
>-_-
instant faggot
>>699096346
fuck thats hardcore livestream plox
>>699096506
pics or it didn't happen
>>699096506
pics for proof. panties on the couch where she was before storming into the bathroom
OP all we need is one pic of the panties and you will be a legend for eternity.
>>699096627
>>699096648
>>699096815
we beg of you
Grab a bunch of her panties and spell "fuck you, cunt" on the floor with them and leave
>>699096648
She started crying I really need to help her I'll put up picks in a little bit ok. I went to the garage again and I found a crowbar I think this will finally do it, she just screamed at me and told me to leave her alone when I used the rake on the door
>>699096541
post panties plz OP
>>699097140
Fuck that, pics NOW
>>699097273
Agreed
>>699097140
do it nigger. Or Ill kill you.
I swear, or my name isn't Aaron Thomas Reynolds!
>>699097222
inb4 underage faggot tries to fit in
>>699096541
>-_-
using that cancer shit makes you look like a emotional 12 year old kiddie not only in 4chan
Wtf am I reading?
>>699091947
Hey fuck you, Ashley's mine
I THINK I FUCKED UP
I FUCKED UP
I swung the crowbar really hard at the door and I think she was literally behind it because it went straight through and then I heard something that sounded like her falling on the floor. I'm gonna get the rest of the door down this could be bad
>>699097507
Sounds more like a George Zimmerman moment to me. #CantSimmerTheZimmer
>>699097547
check the post I replied to before you ridicule me faggot
>>699092449
Ask for your balls back and go home
>>699097668
now fuck her dead body
>>699097668
Post your PayPal, I will actually give you money for a pic.
Is this you OP?
>>699097668
10/10 bud
>>699097826
class A virgin right there
>>699097785
I agree
Please oh please be real OP I need this
>>699097545
Sounds like bullshit more and more
>>699098052
heck yes dude
makes ur teeth whiter
Ok ok, I'm original OP, I dunno who hijacked my thread but you're free to continue with the little story you've got going. Have a good night /b/
post pics before thread 404 OP
>>699097668
OK I managed to get some of the door down but I have to get a plaster because I got a splinter and couldn't hold the crowbar properly, it was really stinging me and the crowbar is kinda rusty, I really didn't want to get an infection, if I am yet yet to finger her I can't really endanger her and give her herpes or something
>>699098305
kek @ nigger
>>699098305
Waaaiit, what actually happened?
>>699098305
eh at least it's entertaining
>>699098351
I call bs
>>699098351
>rust
>herpes
>herpes from rust
huh
>>699098305
Another imposter ffs go away this could be an emergency
>>699098433
it's the most fun I've had in weeks
>>699098351
Stick your face in the hole and say here's johnny. She will suck your dick before your even done
This is why ids should be back, even if only for op...
Op here, i fucked her
>>699098584
t h i s
>>699098584
I peeked through and I think I got her in the head earlier, I'm doing the rest of the door patience, I might have to ring 911 or someone
>>699098657
THIS ISN'T FUNNY, I'm starting to freak out!
>>699098657
Pics or it didn't happen
op here I killed her, she's dead. It's all ogre.
Op here, broke door now, shes collapsed in front but theres no blood, think shes fine.
>>699098723
yeah yeah, we get it. emergency. where's the panty pics you promised?
OP here, im fucking her dead body
You must reply to this post or else OP will enter your home with a crow bar and Gordon Freeman your head
>>699098752
Guys I got inside, her head is bleeding, there's like an actual hole in her her head I put her tampons in there to stop the bleeding but her head is still bleeding, I stuck my hand down her pants but it smells even worse than her panties, it's like a fish market could it be a reaction from the rust in the crowbar???
Open door
Get on floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
OP here.
What really happened is this:
>be me
>try getting advice from /b/
>sitting on phone, trying to type
>girl tries to grab my dick, but i end up slapping her hand away because i'm afraid
>she gets up to walk away
>I try to get up to apologize, trip over my feet, and fall onto the coffe table
>explosion.exe
>blackout.exe
>i wake up, my pants are around my ankles, and i feel a burning in my ass
>reach back, feel a sharpie in the butthole
>take out, go to bathroom, look in mirror
>see penis on face
OP here had to take a piss so I used her mouth as a urinal
>>699099057
Kek
You're committed. Just do exactly as I say.
>>use crowbar to break hole in door
>>reach in and unlock the door
>>open the door
>>get on the floor
>>everybody walk the dinosaur
Op here I am now raping the body she is getting shrek'd.
op here, I've lost it, This Ghost in the Shell thing is making me feel schizophrenic. I like Oshii’s take on the Puppet master, but really I love the TV series. It did a pretty good job delivering solid action set pieces and discussing the series philosophy without getting too up it’s own ass about it(most of the time). It’s probably my #2 animated series, and among my favorites of series in general.
OP we need real proof of you. take a screenshot of someone replying to your main post and it should say "you" next to it. if you are real OP, this should be easy.
op here, It honestly seems like a no brainer for a Hollywood action film with room for some smart sci-fi writing in it to make people think about more than when the next explosion is coming. Real life prosthesis are getting closer to the GITS vision every day. I think audiences could handle a smart action movie, depending on how you view the comic movie scene they already are. So why does it feel like it’s going to go poorly?
Op here, turns off she had a dick and it was the reason she didnt want to do it so i told her it was ok and i let her fuck my asshole
Op here, Whitewashing in this day and age is pretty ridiculous to have to do, but it’s still happening, and if you’re looking at it from the movie studios perspective it’s kinda still neccessary. Any movie with a CG budget like GITS is gonna have to have while have to be low risk, investors are only in it for the profit after all, they(generalizing here) could care less about the art just that it makes them money. From that perspective Johansson is the most logical choice. How many female action stars can sell a movie with their name? Jolie, but she doesn’t seem to be in the action game anymore, and also isn’t Japanese so that’s not a solution. Rinko Kikuchi? I loved Pacific Rim but I don’t think people would line up for GITS with her headlining. So we’re stuck in a pretty terrible situation, wanting a big budget GITS movie because that’s awesome, but having no Japanese-American A list actresses to choose from. Really the worst part is they could have easily written themselves out of it.
if dubs i am op
>>699087163
Don't ask to fool around after you kiss her you fucking dweeb! Make out, go to second, two In the pink one in the stink, then throat fuck her until she pukes on you, after that slap her around a bit and dunk her head in a toilet while ravaging her ass with your average size cock. When you're about to nut, pull it out, stick it in that stank puss and let it go with the fury of 1000 suns. Then post pics
>tits or gtfo
>>699099434
>turns off
Mkay
>>699099511
hi op
opie here, One of the more notable things The Major(because we can’t call Johansson Kusanagi) does in the TV series is use remote bodies for surveillance work. Would it really be unreasonable to have her on loan or as a liaison to the US to deal with cyber terrorism in this film? She can still be the Motoko we all know and love with less internet outrage over her casting. It also gives writers an out to recast her if the film is successful and they want to change actresses for the sequel. It also means we can get a more familiar action film for American audiences while still covering the philosophy for world building, because I’m gonna be honest, I’ve seen the puppet master and it’s not something that will grab a broad audience. The original movie has like two, maybe three action scenes in it though I can only recall the ghost dubbed guy at the beginning and the tank at the end right now. Mainstream audiences aren’t sitting through seventy minutes of talking book ended by two short action scenes. I mean, we’ve got what, five Bourne movies now? Giving us an awesome smart action film with a great ensemble cast could be a franchise if Hollywood doesn’t screw it up.
Besides, if you really want to be angry about something stupid with the movie, be angry they ever though to CGI Scarlett Johansson to look asian. Hoping for the best, preparing for the worst.
if dubs op is dead.
>>699099050
Guys.... she's not breathing anymore. She was beatufiul and she had dreams of being a plus size model. I didn't tell you this, but.... she's bisexual and since I've met her last week I've been considering going MTF trans so I could be a lesbian and deepthroat dildos with her. Now all I have is this crowbar. They have taken everything else away from me. My life has been changed forever. I think I may be a cuck. Just her lying on the floor, me next to her, lying on the floor.... everybody walk the dinosaur.
I hijacked the thread from this post btw >>699089660
>>699099511
Checked op is here
>>699087163
Gets handsy you fucking idiot
>>699099814
Youre late m8
you still owe us panty pics you faggot
>>699099814
get handsy capped? how can that help me you fucking retard.
>>699099734
I would've carried on tbh but OP cucked and I got bored a while ago
>>699087163
Still no tits? What am I even here for op?
>>699099734
pics or it didnt happen
>>699099869
can I interest you in a dicc pic instead
>>699099867
I was stuck in traffic
>>699099999
Nice pents
>>699099999
give us the pics or these quints will haunt you forever
>>699099999
Shit, mang.
>>699099996
OP went away a long time ago, I just took over so the thread wasn't kill for a bit longer
>>699099999
A god amongst men, bow down gentlemen!
>>699099999
>>699099999
>>699099999
>>699099999
>>699099999
holy
>>699100133
Thanks for the update, faggot. ;~
>>699099999
Noice
>>699099905
Dats not even a good comeback you reddit loving pleb
Get hands on cunt
"Excuse me mam may i stick my penis into you anal cavity?" Yeah thats a ringer
>>699087163
High test bro. Get it...
>>699099999
Fucking checked
so far in this thread I've gotten trips and pents... maybe... I'M the real OP
>>699100248
comeback? If I wanted my cum back I would wipe it off your moms chin.
MORAL OF THE STORY NIGGERS
>pic related
this nigga came back, didn't say shit, and still needed all this shitty advice from you faggots to actually try and do anything. I'm not OP so I can't be a fag. OP fucked it or made it up from the start.
Oh and the FB account was some random bitch from simpsons shitposting gold. feel free to torment her
f@ ceb00k dot c0m /cat.boyd.isg
>>699100413
>so far in this thread I've gotten trips and pents...maybe...I'm the real OP
Vegan detected.
>>699087163
You dumbass shes telling you she's down to fuck, why waste your time here, you already know what to do MAKE THE MOVE GET THE POON DO IT
>>699087163
>"whatever happens, happens."
Means she does not give a fuck, this means if it is not you it is someone else, she is a slut
