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Real rekt thread contribute or gtfo faggots
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CONTRIBUTE
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CONTRIBUTE...
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>>699077803
Hey you fucking nigger, name your gif's or webm's
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>>699077803
ı don'ʇ ǝʌǝn ʞnoʍ ʍɥǝɹǝ ʇɥǝ ɟuɔʞ ʇo bǝqın˙˙˙ ʍɥʎ do pǝopןǝ ןıʞǝ ʎou ɟınd dǝɐd bodıǝs soɯǝʇɥınq ʇo ظoʞǝ ɐbouʇ? ʎou ʇɥınʞ bǝɔɐusǝ ʎou qǝʇ ʇo sıʇ ın ʎouɹ ʍɐɹɯ ɥoɯǝs on ɐ ɔoɯpuʇǝɹ ʇɥɐʇ ʎou ɔɐn ظusʇ ظoʞǝ ɐbouʇ ɥoɹɹıbןǝ ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ʇɥıs? ʍɥɐʇ ʇɥǝ ɐɔʇuɐן ɟuɔʞ ıs ʍɹonq ʍıʇɥ ʎou quʎs? ʇɥıs ıs ʌǝɹʎ ɟuɔʞǝd up, ʎǝʇ ɔɹɐzʎ ɐssɟuɔʞs ןıʞǝ ʎou ɐɹǝ posʇınq dǝɐd ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ıʇ's noʇɥınq˙ sıɔʞ ɟuɔʞs, doınq ʇɥıs sɥıʇ doǝs ɟuɔʞınq noʇɥınq˙ so ʎou ʍɐnʇ ʇo ɔoɯǝ on ɐn ıɯɐqǝboɐɹd ʇo bǝ ɐn ɐssɥoןǝ ɐbouʇ ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ʇɥıs? ןǝʇ ɯǝ ʇǝןן ʎou quʎs, ʎou ɐɹǝ ɐןן ɟuɔʞınq ʍǝɐʞ˙ ʎou ʍouןd nǝʌǝɹ bǝ usǝɟuן ʇo ʇɥǝ ʍoɹןd ʍıʇɥ suɔɥ bǝɥɐʌıoɹ ʎou pɹǝsǝnʇ˙ ɥonǝsʇןʎ ʍɥʎ do pǝopןǝ ןıʞǝ ʎou quʎs ǝʌǝn ǝxısʇ? ı bǝʇ ʎou don'ʇ ǝʌǝn ʞnoʍ ɐbouʇ ɥɐןɟ oɟ ʍɥɐʇ pǝopןǝ ɥɐʌǝ qonǝ ʇɥɹouqɥ ɟɹoɯ ʇɥǝn ʇıןן noʍ ʍɥǝn ʇɥǝʎ ɥɐʌǝ soɯǝonǝ ʇɥǝʎ'ʌǝ ʞnoʍn dıǝ˙ ʎou ɐɹǝ ɐןן suɔɥ dısqusʇınq buןןıǝs˙ ısn'ʇ ıʇ bɐd ǝnouqɥ ʇɥɐʇ pǝopןǝ qo ʇɥɹouqɥ ɥɐɹdsɥıps oɟ ʇɥǝıɹ ןoʌǝd onǝs? sǝɹıousןʎ ʍɥɐʇ do ʎou quʎs ɹǝɐןןʎ ɟınd ɟunnʎ ɐbouʇ ʇɥıs? sʇupıd ɟuɔʞǝɹs ı'ɯ so ɐnqɹʎ ɹıqɥʇ noʍ ʇɥɐʇ ı ʍısɥ ı ɔɐn ɟuɔʞınq punɔɥ ɯʎ ɔoɯpuʇǝɹ sɔɹǝǝn so ʇɥɐʇ ɯʎ ɟısʇ ɔɐn qǝʇ ɐ qood ɥıʇ on ʇɥɐʇ ɐssɥoןǝ ɟɐɔǝ oɟ ʎouɹs, op, sıɔʞ ɟuɔʞs˙ sǝɹıousןʎ, ظusʇ ɟuɔʞınq qɹoʍ up ɐnd ɐɔʇuɐןןʎ ɐɔʇ pɹopǝɹןʎ ɐbouʇ dǝɐʇɥ˙ sʇupıd ɟuɔʞ, ʞǝǝp ǝɐʇınq ʇɥosǝ ɔɥǝǝʇoǝs ʇɥɐʇ ʎou sʇɐın on ʎouɹ sɥıɹʇs ǝʌǝɹʎ dɐʎ˙
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EXECUTIONS ARE FUCKING GENERIC
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>>699078359
too much of a pussy to watch it... how bad is it?
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>>699079066
Meh. It's not that bad.
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>>699079066
If you've seen 1 beheading, then you've seen them all
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>>699078877
That's the best fucking bait ever
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>>699077803
>Real rekt

>posts choreographed bullshit.
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CONTRIBUTE OR KYS
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isis is generic
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>>699079878
poison the water supply good thinking
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>>699080394
MFW spiderman enters
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>>699080482
No one said that they are great thinkers.
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>>699080702
the pain is real
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>>699079878
gonna be a pain in the head to clean that water
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isis execution rekt posers
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>>699079345
When someone pops in my mixtape
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>>699078579
His eyes are still moving in the final frames.
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>>699079066
they didn't actually behead anyone. also the tank video is staged shit. fuck religious cowards.
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>>699079317
underrated
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>>699081476
Yea ok
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>>699077803

This was from that new karate kid movie with Jaden Smith. Far superior to the original.
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>>699081365
its spooky
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>>699079066
isis uses some badass knives
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>>699078626
Fucking rekt
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>>699081365
Maybe it's fake
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>>699079236
>>699079303
It's just sad, now I bulls
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>>699078877
Took me a sec but I understand
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>>699079303
Stomach hurts now.
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>>699078733
lol look at his eyeball pop out
also checked
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>>699080702
When i just watched people being beheaded, run over and shot point blank and this feels like the worst thing on this thread
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>>699082572
Beheadings don't instantly kill - your brain is still alive for a bit before you pass out from blood loss or a lack of oxygen.
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>>699085362
Exectutions aren't funny, nor are still gore imagages. The only kind of rek that actually funny are the ones where peopl actually get rekt. Not exectuated like dogs or put through a lot of pain. Just rekt.
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>>699079878
First shot missed???
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>>699079066
Not too bad, watchable but sad
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>>699079878
fake and gay
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>>699079303
Holy fuck man I feel sick.
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Imagine being so fat you look at computers and see food.
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Isn't it illegal to have videos of people being killed on a computer. I'm not well versed in laws but that seems like something that would be illegal.
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>>699087926
depends where you live, usually countries have some laws against extreme violence, but surely not murica
i mean scat is technically illegal in half of europe but who gives a shit really
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>>699087926
in some nations yes
but not in the US
which is the only law that matters here bc 4chan is US based
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>>699087926
No i'm pretty sure its legal.
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>>699087926

Holy shit, it's been a long time since I've audibly laughed at anything on this site

That's pretty good m80
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>>699079345
Thank fuck for seatbelts. Right guys?
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>>699080245
NO WINNIE THE POOH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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>>699080528
That shit eating grin.
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>>699078817
I always wonder who these cuck faggots are that just kneel there. If this is real, wouldn't you be fighting tooth and nail, or at least trying not to be so pathetic?
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>>699088258
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>>699088316
I was unsure but thank you for clarifying. Interesting, i was always told that stuff was illegal in america. I guess ill have to do more research and inform my friends that told me that
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>>699079345

wow, those alien abductions don't fuck around these days.
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Bump
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>>699088817
It usually has something to do with the threat of torture.

A couple of guys were beheaded by a chainsaw in Mexico. They either threatened them with a worse death or their families because they just took it one after the other.
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>>699077803
Nothing rely about that..this isn't a match it's an exhibition. It's just for show and if you watch it carefully you can tell the guy assists in the move. There's no way she could flip him like that without him helping.
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>>699080245
FUCK this so much
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>>699079878
I understand how people fall for the beheadings cus they look kinda real but this is fucking bulshit
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>>699077803
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>>699079236
How anyone in their right mind puts their lives around those things are beyond me.
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>>699080127
if i had get taken out, i think this would be the best way possible honestly
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>>699089933
This is too much
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>>699079741
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>>699079236
wow bulls are dicks wtf
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>>699085929
lol jews
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>>699085929
when the beat drops
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>>699079236
why don't the bulls and horses work together to overthrow their human masters? fkn retard bull killing his own man.
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>>699078733
fucking cowards
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hey guys i think i win
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>>699090158
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>>699090308
Those guys later got sent to prision and had their teeth kicked in.
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>>699085929
Karma is a bitch
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>>699078579
fuking hate whend is not a clean cut
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>>699090776
i can't stomach this shit, will not watch but want story
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>>699090824
What the fuck is your problem? It's just a prank bro
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>>699090776
.. never have I been impressed by an ape. Gotta give it to them, better than a jew sucking your child off at birth.
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>>699090776
People say blacks have huge dicks, but this guy looks pretty tiny.
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>>699079317
True
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>>699090981
They abducted people's children at gunpoint with fake AKs and dropped them off down the block.
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>>699078359
Awesome
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>>699079553
>what is a martial arts tournament

Your rotund ass can't do it. Doesn't mean it's impossible.
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>>699078733
i find this very informative and educational,,,,a watermelon is never the same
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>>699078579
>>699078626
>>699078733
>>699078817
What the fuck has happened to the media players? Did 4chan just update? The bottom bar with the volume and widescreen button has changed to white for me
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between the bear and penis one i actually feel kind of sick

thanks /b/ros
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ARE WE STILL CONTRIBUTING????
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>>699080482
that water was aredy poison men....
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>>699090603
Fuck off faggot, never seen an execution before?
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>>699090776
story? was this a punish or something?
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>>699091885
>mudslime cock swallower detected
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>>699088817
Talk is cheap boy
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>>699080482
imsh'allah
if god didn't want us drinking soylent water he would miracle the corpses of the infidels out of the river
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>>699092090
What the fuck happened?
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>>699078817
now I know what the inside of a human looks like
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>>699092090
At that point you should probably just cut your losses.
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>>699078359

The MTV of Islam.

Seriously, why is their shit edited/produced more and more like American television? It was cooler when it was less produced. You can tell they're not doing it for the same reasons anymore; they're just doing it for the money, now.
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>>699079317
I have to disagree. I never realized how important direction and production value could be until I saw the quality isis videos. Honestly kids watching them these days are spoiled. I remember when we were lucky if we got to see the guy's face and most vids had a res of 360 or less. With the isis vids I also came to realize that the death expression(s) make each beheading unique, because you can see all of those fine details.
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do any of these cock and ball torture videos end up with ruptured balls? and if so don't they know that can kill them?>>699092146
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>>699092209
>why won't my imaginary friend fix everything

Cause he's not real.
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>>699081476
Sure whatever you say, its not like you need to prove it
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>>699081818
more like usa army provided knifes
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>>699078359
Damn where do i get a knife like that?
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>>699090927
rite of passage for t tribe in Kenya. the deal is that they are not cosidered to be a man unless they can withstand the pain of circumsision without showing emotion. some will rub mud on their faces and let it dry and if the mud cracks from them wincing they are outcast. those that fail will not be aloud to marry and be regarded as worthless as men.
BTW this is the same tribe that produces the fastest runners in the world, so this has worked as a kind of eugenics for them.
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>>699092146
was that suposed to happen?
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>>699092448
>I'll believe anything on the internet
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>>699079317
seriously like i get excited when i find out anon kill somebody a brags about it but these past 2 years are just slowmo isis shit
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>>699092383
id assume thats all part of the thrill
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>>699092383
I'm sure some do end that way, I'll never understand the fetish but its fun to watch
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>>699092322
>>699092497
Hollywood
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>>699092383
Saw one on heavy r once. I'm pretty sure she crushed one of his balls. Was a black dude getting trampled.
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>>699085929
same, rekt and gore are different
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>>699092519
I have no idea
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>>699092090
unless done by them or a second party i cant imagine wtf did this
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>>699092383
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You still talking to the first girl?
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>>699088817
"Try to run and we'll cut your dick off before we cut your head off'
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>>699092811
Some kind of machine most likely, the cuts are very precise
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>>699091973
>justice rains from above
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>>699080482
Probably saltwater
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>>699092618

Yeah, that comes to mind. Yet I don't know of that particular theory or the supporting arguments behind it.

I'm not too worried. Technology and the human spirit will overcome any autistic assholes such as "the illuminati" or whatever the fuck.

They ain't got shit on the meek. We inherit the Earth, know what I mean?
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>>699092945
lmao
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>>699090308
holy shit the escalator one. so fucking funny
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>>699093084
The meek inheriting the Earth is a lie. Only the strong and the ruthless claim the prize, the meek get the leftovers.
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>>699092917
i thought cold cut slicer at first but the cut position and amount of cuts is too far
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>>699093333
Nice quads

I liked the one where the guy ran and they had a second "bomb"
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>>699092146
Wht he under the floor doe
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I want a legit answer when I ask this, why do people let themselves get REKT on camera man?? WHYYY!?!?
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>>699092055
>insecure neckbeard detected
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>>699078877
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>>699093582
>let themselves

Yes. The man who was hit by a car as shown in a traffic cam video let himself get rekt on camera. It was clearly his choice.

Youre some kinda stupid.
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>>699079345
>Tfw you're actually in space and someone opens a window
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>>699093603
>Implying all muslims aren't neckbeard faggots.
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>>699092524
Yeah like everything you say. Please tell us more things that are fake. And becsure to omit your proof
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>>699093603
>spent thirteen minutes sweating over what to reply
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>>699093575
Not sure
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>>699093959
>becsure

I'll remember to becsure my omissions, just stop pouring salt everywhere.
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>>699093582
It's funny.
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>>699077967
Is that melon deaded?
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>>699091973
The orange guy's ass when right in the little guys's face. Truly a rekt
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>>699094231
No. The turtle is. Watermelons are eternal.
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>>699093922
Muslims have wives who obey and are covered. Neckbeards can only creepily compliment a girl and then get mad when they get creeped out.
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>>699090722
who's she fags?
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>>699092090
A Google image search tells me it could either be a punishment for reading the Bible in Saudi Arabia or some paper shredder accident.
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>>699094008
I replied and watched more rekt. Im not so insecure to stop everything to wait for a reply from some faggot
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>>699094458
Yes. I'm sure the eight year old that is Muhammed's third wife is so pleased to be there.

When ya gonna make an argument try one that holds water eh? Instead of just pointing out how ignorant and backwards your entire culture is.
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>>699077803
sauce?
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>>699091973
player 2 enter the game
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>>699093382

Nah dawg.

God is love; the meek renounce violence, something inherent in human/animal nature. We make the ultimate self-sacrifice in the name of Love; we know we are immortal because our Spirit is immortal. Our Spirit is Love.

The brain hosts the mind, the mind hosts the soul.

Communication betwixt cells in the brain... to a higher purpose, divinity.

Communication between people are always improving in their integrity and in their complexity/responsiveness to imagination, needs, and desires.

The meek will crush their oppressors. The oppressors will not know what's coming; they will be dragged into the light.

Our systems will improve. Bitcoin is evidence of such trends. The internet itself. Competition.
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>>699078359
Fake and gay
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>>699094185
Not an argument
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>>699094704
I'm sure you did. It's okay, you tried your best. To bad your best isn't good enough. But that's not a new feeling for you now is it kiddo?
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>>699078733
DAYUM
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>>699079303
Whoever put that poor giraffe in there, shame on you
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>>699079553
get with the program you fucking mongoloid
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>>699094928
>I think I'm winning an argument on /b/
>that the other person isn't engaged in
>he's literally just ripping on me
>but if I call it an argument I think I can win

Its time to stop posting son.
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>>699094799
I love my culture. No cucks no homosexuals, wife obeys, children respect you. I dont want to be a westerner, your daughter can get fucked by the biggest blackest cock and you wouldn't be able to do anything about it.
Also his was was 9 thats true but have you heard her sayings when she grew up? None of them curse her husband and she became the greatest scholar of islam because she was closest to the source.
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>>699079303
Hope to paint an arena red in 30 seconds
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>>699091321
lol wtf are you serious?
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>>699083889
Sauce
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>>699081338
Lmao
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>>699080245
Fuck, that is scary
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>>699095288
Your mom sucks dead donkey dicks
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>>699092519
bad mining
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>>699095338
>I love my culture of child rape and murder
>yours is full of scary freedom and huge black dicks which also frighten me

Cool. And you wonder why people want to commit genocide against your people. Try not living like it's the fucking middle ages eh? It goes a long way.
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>>699090776
A true African
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>>699079464
It's beautiful
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>>699089773
Why?
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>>699088817
Seriously. You're going to die either way might as well fuck em up if you can
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>>699095536
You seem a little upset. It's only /b/ friend. I know you thinking you won a fight on the internet is important but I think you'll be okay. Hopefully your mom hid the sleeping pills amirite?
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>>699088817
Because they are psychologically broken long before this point. They actually mock the executions over and over many times so they never know if its going to be the real thing or not, with torture in between. After awhile you become numb to it .
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>>699077803
Can't see webms on iPad, link to video?
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>>699094203
When your friend changes your button setup
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>>699095871
Step 1. Throw away your shItpad
Step 2. Watch webms
Step 3. Rub and tug
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>>699095731
why
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>>699080245
Oh hell no
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>>699094203
did he survival
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>>699095631
What child rape are you talking about? We execute people who commit adultary why would we leave rapists alone idiot? Only childrape I've known is that of priests.
Big black dicks don't frighten me but a slutty daughter does. But I don't have to worry about that like you, how many dicks did your mother ride before your dad impregnated her with the retard that is you. 50? 60 dicks?
If I wanted to fuck your sister then you wouldn't be able to touch me. If you even looked at my sister wrong then I'd kill you.
>freedom
You spelled degeneracy wrong
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>>699095731
life next to a kids playground can be a bitch.
if this is the solution is a whole different question though.
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>>699091973
Holy shit i laughed so hard I finally had to post in a rekt thread
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>>699080528
Was he ok?
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>>699081227
Okay now you are just fucking with me
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>>699095810
Im acting retarded like you, this is /b/ right well you're a cuck and your mom only takes black dicks
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>>699090776
I could not even keep a straight face... How the fuck did this guy not even flinch?
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>>699096382
K.O
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>>699096307
>married an 8 year old
>what child rape

Shhhh. I know your ignorance frightens you but it's okay. You think your so big and scary with your little desert skirt and your beard. Really you're just an ignorant coward who uses religion as an excuse for being a piece of shit eating scum.
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>>699096460
>I was only pretending to be retarded

Kek
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>>699095397
Google Mr. PICKLES
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>>699078626
hahahah fuck yeah
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>>699085929
story?
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>>699096307
Shut the fuck up.
You know how much you are hated? There is nothing that wilk change that always remember. You are nothing but scum. Every drop of you is scum.
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>>699096629
>married
>rape
Pick one
Plenty of western royalty who did this in the old days. Also only the prophet was allowed that one time, all his other wives were older than him.
>uses religion as an excuse
What are republicans?
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>>699080702
dgaf about beheadings and executions. This literally made me nauseous in an instant
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>>699078468
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>699096760
when i nut
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>>699096382
Was 100% expecting that guy to get fucked up by the kangaroo
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>>699096964
Do you know how much I care of degenerates hate us? I dont you can all go fuck yourselfs or better yet watch your daughters get fucked on a daily basis by every guy in her school fucking cuck
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>>699096760
americans and their shithole houses made of cardboard.
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>>699090776
Someone in the reckt thread from last night said that this was punishment of some sort. Either way it's circumcision and the guy took it like a fucking champ
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>>699097191
Remember nothing but scum. And the best part is you know it.
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>>699096978
Republicans aren't butchering people in the street and committing 'honor killings' which let's be honest, even you in your unfathomable amount of ignorance, know is a bullshit excuse to murder a family member.

Funny thing about that royalty too. They stopped doing that. And they hold no real power. The Queen of England is a figurehead, parliament runs the country. I know books are burned in piles there but try educating yourself just a little bit okay?
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>>699096382
This is the kind of rekt that should be in rekt thread. Not the random gore and desth that's not exactly rekt. I want to laugh at my rekt
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>>699097348
rekt is rekt m8 you fucking degenerate
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>>699097418
For some reason I don't believe this is real
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>>699081365

if its a quick an clean cut severed heads can live for several minutes ... often fully awake and aware until the blood drains from the brain
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>>699097118
Me too when I first saw it I was like oh shit this nigger about to get KO'd by Rocko
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>>699097418
Fuck that. Fuck that. No really. Fuck that.
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>>699097540
no shit
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>>699092090
Garbage disposal?
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>>699097540
Nah dude, she ded
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>>699097559
Kangaroo Jack lol
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>>699097662
Thank you for posting slow-mo :) I love that one but never get to savor the amount of reckt that takes place as he is thrown from the car
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>>699079464

if ur captured by isis this is the best u could hope for
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>>699097419

>degenerate
>an immoral or corrupt person

How am I the degenerate? Have you seen the word used here often and just threw it out there without knowing what it means?
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>>699097934
Getting shot in the back of the head is better
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>>699079303

just realized that isn't rope unraveling from the horse.....
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>>699096241
yup
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>>699097986
dont pretend like you aren't one, you're trying to be a jew and define rekt which is corruption
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>>699097557
Cut off from blood and thusly oxygen the brain immediately goes into a comatose state. People blinking after having their heads severed is basically the brains final firing of neurons. The person isn't conscious or even really alive at that point.

Little fun fact for ya.
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>>699078468
he dick to big for he got damn train
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>>699096684
2'6" bouncing
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>>699092146
More! Post cutting off dick or destroyed balls
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>>699091412
Yeah, that's why you always see over the top moves like that in mixed martial arts combat

oh wait...
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>>699098170
Thanks Steven. That's quite the bounce.

And it's due to humans being made up mostly of water. Bones are the only real solid structure in the body. The rest is all jiggly and shit.
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>>699079303
this made me sad
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>>699098320
>MMA
>Tournament for a specific style of martial arts

One of these things is not like the other.
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>>699098445
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>>699085929
>Not exectuated like dogs or put through a lot of pain. Just rekt.

You realize that about 50 people died in that gif - nearly everyone on the dance floor, no?
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>>699095338
great prophet confirmed pedo
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>>699096934

Floor collapsed during a wedding in Israel in 2001. Over 20 dead, 400 injured. Debris pancaked, victims fell through 3 or 4 stories to their deaths.
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>>699091774
how retarded do you have to be to think that's a 4chan update. obviously it's because of the browser.
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>>699098602
Sometimes. You just gotta dance until the police come.
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>>699097557
Not possible. You would lose all blood pressure immediately and at least black out for your last few seconds.
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>>699098127

Woukd you like to talk about why you're projecting first? Or should we start with what you think you will accomplish with this piss-poor bait?
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>>699096382
Asshole
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>>699098132

nope.
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>>699098720
im completely serious nigga my dude problematic swag yolo
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>>699085929
jews got a good deal on construction of building...
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>>699078468
>that guy who runs in at the last second
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>>699098602
Yeah, but it was funny tho
>>699098693
Nah dude, I got it too
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>>699098795
World's best water slide
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>>699090827
found the sandnigger
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>>699098795
Awwwwww
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>>699080026
Man thats just fucking scary. Out of all the things I dont know why this sends shivers down my spine.
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>>699098782
It's just a dumb kangaroo.
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>>699098785
Google it ya dumbass. Or better yet.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Alive+after+decapitation
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>>699097662
Allah have mercy on their souls.
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>>699098802
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>>699088258
lmao
>scat
>who gives a shit
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>>699090776
Story:
Africans need to do this every month or so cause otherwise their dicks keep growing. Those other guys are also there for same treatment.
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Seriously though, post male genital destruction by a female. To much of a bitch to search it
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>>699098445
rich chinese think they can do anything they wish. that fucking leopard teached her.
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>>699099183
Not only is that false but it's a poor story. No drama, no suspense, this certainly won't be on the New York Times Best Seller List anytime soon.
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>>699079878
dem some BAMFs
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>>699099262
I know right? On a related note though... That's a big fuckin animal, I think it would teach any of us
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>>699099220
How?
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>>699098795
he only did this to 'accidentally' grab her boobs
the absolute mad man
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>>699099468
In Russia. Aminal teach you. Usually bear. Or KGB.
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>>699098795
whoa man... how he pulled his socius away from the bike. staying focussed.
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>>699094303
NICE! 2 hit combo
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>>699099492
Well, I mean, it's brain wasn't hit so...

*shrug*
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>>699094203
it's like a fucking loony tune with that tiny ass chute at the end
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>>699099536
When you're desperate, a little road rash doesn't seem so bad
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>>699077967
oh shit waddup
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>>699099636
Isn't that the one where the ABC anchor is trying to get them to cut before the guy creates a shotgun painting? Love that one.
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>>699099746

batman!!
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>>699099005
cutting the spinal cord still cannot be the worst way to die. only cutting the veins takes some time for sure, still can feel the pain. just those guys working slowly with a knife, that gotta be like shit.
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>>699095338
>man unless
You fuck goats. Shut the fuck up
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>>699099880
We were talking about a clean cut. Of course getting your head sawed off by a jihadist would fucking hurt.
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>>699096382
tekken 7 looks great
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>>699099868
Too god damn far
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>>699099868
Neat
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>>699089933
So banana fags are posting in rekt bread now
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>>699097662
what is wrong with nissan drivers.
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>>699099868
This kills the crab
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>>699099861
Holy shit you're right! I've never even noticed the car behind it before
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>>699098923

CAsually turns on the emergency lights.

>I seem to have gotten a flat tire.
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>>699099468
sure. just that more humble people maybe would think before getting out of the car. or maybe read and obey whats on the signs saying not to exit the cars.
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>>699099314
we need a word for more than dead, holy shit
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>>699100025
10/10
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>>699077803
Lurken
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>>699080026
why the fuck is he complying in his final moments...
every 1 in this isis videos is so fuckin calm with their ending...
i dont get it...
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>>699079345
What's even going on here
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>>699100113
You'll like this one
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>>699100205
This sucks for the crab.
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>>699100240
Slap some eurobeat on that shit and ya got some ylyl material
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>>699098127

You know, too much inbreeding within the same bloodline may lead to a dysfunction of the superior functions of the cerebellum.

You may want to take a grammar lession while you are at it.
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>>699100205
sweet. i've never seen it so clear.
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>>699100176

well if it doesn't kill him, then he'll still be alive probably with no legs + more.

or worse, they'll get even more creative.
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Alright, rules:
Everyone make up their own story about what happened here
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>>699079303
I can't tell, did that guy at the end shoot it?
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>>699100240
you can learn of this that you gotta use the opposite blinker when u turn ur car upside down.
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>>699100375
He fuckin loves it. It's so fuckin funny.
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>>699100240
KEK'd!

The flasher was on. Man merged with his flasher on. Perfect.

Then there's this faggot that always has to do things the special way lololol!

10/10. Love it, would fap to this again.
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>>699098795
Thats why you get a good gear
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>>699100375
Nice
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please chick destroying/cutting off balls or dick :3
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>>699099492
you mean cow?
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>>699100430
Well I mean props to him for trying
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>>699096760
Hahaha american houses really are made out of fucking cardboard omfg
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>>699097348
Yeah have to agree this is better
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>>699100375
The fish was henceforth Known as : Fuck-face. Master-baiter of dolphins.
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>>699096978
Oh my fucking god you really think it was that girls choice to marry that fucking pedo? He forced her damn it.

Jesus didn't do anything of that sort. Jesus didn't kill no body, infact he healed people. The worst he's done was flip tables at a temple because it became a commerce market.
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>>699098192
Found the feminist
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>>699097418
the thing i love is this is a fake made out of another fake lmao
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>>699100777
Top kek
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>>699100176
or they could have just drugged them.
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>>699098923
That was a fucking sick jump
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>>699098320
You are a special kind of stupid get that mma bullshit outa here. There was a time when it did have that shit, but fat fagbois kept saying it was all fake. Oh look... A fat fagboi
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>>699081227

Fake, no eye irritation at all? get the fuck outta here
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>>699100408
U WANT TO KILL URSELF?? GOAHEAD! ok. NO pls
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>>699100925
i want to believe this is fake wowza
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>>699101050
Larry, Moe and Curley Joe Louis
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