YLYL
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YLYL
epic we have this meme on reddit too in /r/funny
>>699066825
i dont get it
>>699066825
I don't get it.
>>699066825
GAYVIDO, NO!
>>699066825
lol
>>699067079
no actually they make awesome food
>>699066575
the only thing really bad with this is the iron dust fucking up the regulators
>>699066825
I don't get it
>>699066825
it i dont get
>>699067288
Clearly the bomb ass food is the reason he's visiting his neighbors for dinner.
Just gotta take precautions is all.
>>699066825
I dont get it
>>699066825
jajajaja
>>699067667
FUCKING. DEAD.
>>699068145
Goddamnit, lost hard. Not sure why, the look in the second frame...
this has to be the most unfunny thread i've ever been in
>>699067752
Not gonna sleep for a week after seeing that.
>>699068437
FUCKING KYS YOU STUPID BRAZILLIAN CUNT
>>699068458
You're welcome
>>699066825
I don't get it
>>699068659
TOP KEK
>>699067858
Birds have crazy eyes. Look how pelled its eyes are. Jaysus, feck, man.
>>699068762
lost
>>699066825
I also do not get it
>>699068300
I went to the Lowry art museum where they had an exhibition with some shit like this. There was a television screen with a little yellow truck going backwards and forwards. The notes said this piece or 'art' was one hour and four minutes long. Some guy was stood looking at it like he was in deep thought seeing something amazing. I sat down and my lunch and fucked about on my phone. He stood there and watched the whole video. The truck just went backwards and forwards for an hour. My first ever real life wtf?
Break through the underage, your posts I can't seem to find,
Pollution burns my eyes, type words I can't speak so I
Stop my struggling, then I bump to the surface,
Fill my folders with Suiseiseki, then let it out ~desu
I give it all, now there's a reason why I spam,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to us
Pop culture's where we are, and still we F5 this shit,
To bury ourselves in them, Snacks breaking under tension
For far too long these voices, muffled by normality,
It's time to come to our senses, up from the dirt
We give it all, now there's a reason why I spam,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to us
Read (Read), the spam we post (post), the site we love (love), our pings reaching distances,
(captcha) so Ctrl-C my word (Ctrl-v), break into desu (sage), through seas of Yotsuba
So please believe your eyes, a Maidens vice,
Is not what we had in our minds,
I'm coming home tonight, home tonight
We give it all, now there's a reason why we spam,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to us
Today I offer all myself to this I'm living for my dying wish,
I give it all, now there's a reason, there's a reason, to give it all
>>699068530
U mad tho
>>699067771
That's the joke. Kind of. I think.
This board is a place where the villains wear a false mask of anonymity
While they take lulz you can never replace
Stolen moments gone forever
Well, tables can turn as the newfags will soon enough learn
I will sage with desu and then watch them fall
into the pyre of 404
You can report ’till you drop, screaming 'learn the rules'
You’ll say any trope if you think it'll stop me
I will carry hell to your Thread; I will make you leave
You will reap the damage you’ve sown on my judgment day
Sleepless nights and days of damnation
Soon and evermore
I will bring Suiseiseki knocking upon your door
And kek is a lie swearing that no matter what it won’t die
Disappearing like a star in the sky
In the hot light of morning
But what do I care?
There are lulz to be had everywhere
First there’s retribution I must prepare
Mighty vengeance is mine
I have a nice post that will tempt you onward
And just when you’re sure that the thread is yours
I’ll deliver Suiseiseki to your doorstep dressed in green facade
Then, I’ll sage you to page 10 like an angry Mod
Once you’re in my glistening garden heed the page count
It’s the final text you see as you descend to 404
Fall down on your knees
Fall down and let me hear you pray
Fall down on your knees
’till I can hear you bargaining, scheming, begging and screaming to me
I will send Suiseiseki to your doorstep; you will rue the day
You will reap the damage you’ve sown no matter how hard you pray
It’s a board without any rules, fashioned in cold blood
Posts of fear and calls of doubt
No forgiveness, no way out
Only Anonymous
Then, desu
>>699067742
nah theyre actually pretty cool people, I smoke shisha play cards with them. And when it comes to racist jokes theyre usually good sports about it.
Sat on sakura stump
Cannot be touched by memes & subversion
I'll reclaim this page upon the web
Look at this thread
All is about nothing, everyone comes near
The remotest parts of the world
By desu
We can dissolve the disruptive subrogation
I have to try
Suiseiseki's alive for good
Under my feet the garden
Over me the largest
It's proudness I felt
Lifelong misery
How do we get off ban island?
Is there is a bridge beyond
Indestructible 4chan is a temple
Birth to a place, a place
Where I cannot unsee what is wrong and
All Mods are gone
I close my eyes
I'm all around, I feel so present
Embracing it's vastness I hold
Facing the world
I become a part of it
I'm not alone anymore ~desu
>>699068258
>.gif
nope nope nope nope
>>699066825
I don't get it
sage ffs this is brutal
>>699069420
>Scrub tier meme
>Ylyl
Kek newfag
Revolution in their minds - Suiseiseki start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
and all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
and love comes flowing through
Anonymous of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of 404 fear?
Can they win the fight for BBS or will they disappear?
So you Anonymous of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
spread the desu all day
Show the world that desu is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Anonymous of today are
Anonymous of the Grave, Yeah!
>>699069391
>>699068258
Oi, fuck.
>>699069398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJCEmT5Cqk4
to anyone but hurt by the banana meme ignore it and it will go away
embed related
>>699068258
I won't open this shit fuck you
>>699067284
Lost it
My dick feels like corn
>>699066575
i mean, unless theres a leak thats not really dangerous at alll. those sparks aren't exactly hot. fuckin faggot OP suck a dick nigger
>>699069399
Kek'd.
>>699067771
The end of the pole is looking through her phone.
>>699069905
Saved.
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
Here we go again motherfucker
Come on down and see the idiot right here
too fucked to post OC, afraid to care
>Whats the matter with reposts anyways? right?
get the fuck out of my face
understand I cant feel anything
it isn't like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I'm dead
One more thread motherfucker
Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry
but that's none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OP's face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I don't want to die in this place
people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu
It never stops
you can't be everything to everyone
Contagion I'm sittin on the side of Suiseiseki
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, don't tell me you blew it, stop your bitchin'
and fight your way through it
I'm not like you
I just fuck up
>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek
>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek !!
people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu
>>699068258
Heart attack when I'm 19
>>699068258
fuck you
>>699070198
tl;dr
>>699069580
i wish i noticed...
>>699070079
The.. end of the pole... is looking.. through her phone..
What THE FUCK.. does that even mean, brah.
>>699066825
i don't get it
>>699068476
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TEARS!
>>699069313
Sounds like dadaism. That's the really stupid art that makes no fucking sense, like a toilet or someone putting a moustache on a copy of the Mona Lisa.
>>699070393
Like, really, that makes less sense thsn the picture does.
You just blue screened my brain.
>>699068258
I was holding my shit in for the night because we're hosting a hot student and I don't want to unleash my odours/flush the toilet like three times at 5am and wake everyone up.
Just shit my bed, have to go now. Thanks
>>699070393
>>699070717
Brah! Can't you see the eye?
>>699070749
Swet. Happens, man.
>>699069660
sauce?
>>699066825
I get it
>>699070994
Brah, dont say that, brah. Thats gonna give me the willies. The grudge bitch is in her phone!
>>699068258
Holy shit, you must have been saving that for a while. Haven't see that one on here in three or four years.
>>699068258
wew lad, that's pretty spooky
>>699067752
Lold.
>>699069660
Cringey shit
>>699067592
every time
>>699071606
Whoa...okay
>>699067752
Dude my dog had a heart attack after seeing this, delete this you monster.
>>699070349
Desu
>>699071606
where do I borrow one of these
>>699069905
Kek, only funny one i've seen
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
>>699066825
I don't get it either
>>699069633
>the icecubes
lost
>>699067592
Dogs feel like they are in a vulnerable position while they are sitting, so they like to look at other members of the pack for protection to make sure it's safe. Since dogs have a pack mentality also when it comes to their owners, it results in an awkward staying contest while Fido cuts a cable.
>>699068458
>>699071619
is summer over yet?
>>699067592
Fuck I can't not laugh at this. Gets me every time.
>>699067752
3 spooky 5 me
>>699069646
Fucking beaut
>>699068258
holy fuck
>>699066575
LOL it looks like hes farting sparks
You all need Jesus!
>>699068762
is this a dota 2 joke?
>>699070550
Fake
>>699068258
OH YOU ASSHOLE.
>>699073538
why censor the numbers...?
>>699066825
Don't it get I.
>>699066879
fuck
>>699073742
>dr pepper
As if their day wasn't bad enough without
>>699066879
Wow whered you get this one from anon, facebook?? go fuck yourself
>>699071900
Gross! Who eats cereal without milk?
>>699066825
i don't get it
bananas
>>699074123
>hold my beer
>>699074071
You pour the cereal first
>>699067546
HAHAH Thats fucking kick ass my boy is a bad ass pit just like him fuck yeah bro really sick pic mind if I save it?
>>699066575
Thats actually not dangerous at all
>>699068456
kek'd
>>699074245
nigger xD
>>699074280
Strangely hypnotic
>>699074274
This
>>699068258
hahaha, has been a while
also, I'm not sure if this fucking sign is a shop front or not you fucking asshole verification test, quit asking me, I need 4chan gold.
>>699074238
why tho?
>>699074444
Waste of quads
>>699067752
Holy shit is this real?
>>699066825
I don't get it
>>699073944
Shut your whore mouth.
>>699074646
Filename gave me a small chuckle
>>699066825
i dont get it
>>699066825
I dont get it.
>>699074532
To get 4 chan gold you just post
>>4chan gold
Then enter your credit card details and name underneath. You won't have to pay, it's a 60 day trial and you can cancel by posting
>= Cancel Gold
Before the 60 days had expired. That's the easiest way and it's secure. The >> mark keeps information confidential. Don't forget your phone number too on case your card is declined or fake.
>>699071900
pretty much yeah
>>699075598
shut up cunt
>>699075271
I'm convinced.
>>699068145
Holy shit my sides
>>699075262
>>PRIVATE
Giving this a go!
>>PRIVATE
>>699075763
It works! No more captcha bullshit!
Assume I can just sign back up after I cancel to extend free trial period?
>>4chan gold
5412 7512 3455 7870
01/19
565
+15013225044
>>699074819
Bad day?
>>cancel
>>699076011
can anone see this post?
>>699076011
shit how do I undo, you guys can see too?
>>699076166
Nope.
>>699075763
is this private?>>699076011
>>699076228
See what??
>>699076297
I assume you've entered your trial of gold?
If so, your good man. Can't see a thing!
>>699076011
can anone see it if i hide it?
does it say private right now?
>>699069559
What is that from?
>>699076166
See what
>>699076538
i did nothing changed refresh doesnt work
>>699076599
Fuck off
>>699076166
>>699076228
>>699076297
>>699076585
it says private, anon, chill
>>699076011
Easy there Baily
>>699076682
nothing
>>699074105
You'd think tumblr, of all places, would know how whales work
>>699076710
oh god lol ok
>>699076699
Of course you can see it. You entered it.
Nobody else can! Chill!
>>699076585
Yeah you're good I upgraded my account not too long ago best and worst decision I've ever made.
>>699066575
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
it doesnt change anything
>>699066975
daym, now that is counting to 3
>>699077002
it usually takes about 12-24 hours for the order to be processed
>>699068300
Don't come to lunch tomorrow
>>699077169
this doesnt say private on my phone
>>699077002
It may take some time bro. Depends on how quick your bank authorise the payment.
>>699068258
GUYS I OPENED IT IN ANOTHER TAB AND CANT CLOSE IT, WHAT DO?
>>699071025
board walk empire i dont remember her name
>>699076011
Hey delete this now and put a hold on your card they're fucking tricking you
>>699077317
have u ever connected your phone to your computer?
