>he is the one
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>he is the one
Summers almost over.
Make the best if it with some inspiration
They get the Coors to Georgia.
>>699063836
Millions of his children climb back up his penis
>>699064067
I'm 24. Only season I care about is winter
He drops the Mary Jane to get Mary Jane
are we trying to guess the other movies or what
>did CJ have trouble following the damn train again?
>>699063836
Hitch
>>699063836
>They escape the grid and enter the real world.
>>699063836
The guy married the girl with amnesia and has to remind her everyday in the waters of Alaska
Ever take a shit, smell your own stank and then lick your lips?
Wow my daughter is older than me
>>699064820
If you want, I'm high and didn't think this through
>>699063836
I'm my own grandpa
>>699063836
write your name in the book before you.
She shoots the scary guy, but the really scary guy gets away.
>>699063836
The planet is hacked
The main guy is alright and kisses his wife
His mental illness was completely fabricated so he could get away with murder
>>699065477
Interstellar
>>699066459
Memento
It was his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid. There I just saved you 2 boobless hours
>The Evil Council is French
>Betty sucks and dies
I killed paul allen
>>699065099
50 First Dates
>>699065031
Tron
>>699064995
Hitch
>>699064661
Spoodermon
>shes her daughter, no wait, her sister!
>>699067632
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
>>699064661
half baked
>>699068000
Correct, who's pumped for the sequel?
Dereks little brother is shot by a black kid at school
>>699068098
fag
>>699068193
My Life With Derek
>>699068067
exactly
>>699063836
The king lives.
>>699063836
pic related
>>699068263
Spot on
He isn't the one that the city deserves but he is the one that it needs
>>699064511
Smokey and the Bandit!
>>699063836
He is the one who killed Richie Whelan
Humans are more than what eyes can see
Superman isnt dead guys
>>699065911
silence of the lambs
the ghost get busted
the cousin learns to walk and the uncle's turns out to be pretty cool
>>699068474
10 Cloverfield Lane
>>699063836
Two guys hug on the beach in Mexico
A bigass group of people are standing around on a beach looking at some gemstones and a fucking pirate ship comes sailing by.
Hell isn't frozen over and the guy gets the girl with the stoners help
The only thing connecting them to the crimes is the guns in the trunk of Tom's car which is parked outside.
>>699069516
Clerks?
>>699069828
maybe Chasing Amy?
He saves the universe and dies
>>699063836
>The box didn't contain the pizza you've ordered.
>>699063836
thomas j dies
>>699063836
He gets away and moves to South America
>>699070210
WW2
After being told to move the keg for the fourth time they decide to arrest everyone at the party
>>699063836
Main guy gets killed by an arrow in the foot and his niggers conquer the city
>>699070561
super troopers
>"MOTHER OF GOD"
>>699063836
THE MATRIX
>>699070594
Troy.
>>699070561
Super Troopers.
>>699069426
The Fast and the Furious (the reboot, like the 4th movie, not the first)
>>699069426
Shawshank
>>699071379
THATS CORRECT SIR
>>699071245
Nope to the third, can't say on the other two. Hint: it's a prison movie.
>>699069988
Donnie Darko
>>699071379
>>699071490
As the one who actually posted it, that is correct.
Guy kills ex undercover cop and another current cop to save fellow mob member who is a cop only to get shot by the guy he saved, then that guy is shot by former Sgt. in the police department
>>699071245
>>699071775
Sorry, I'll just send you to this: >>699071379
Everyone dances while fireworks go off and the main character relaxes around the fire pit.
After everything is done they head back to the bowling alley
He burns to death
> french people are weird
A hot ass brunette in a black vinyl dress and a guy with bleach blond hair in a black dress are on top of a building in a swimming pool and then they make out.
299 of them die
>>699072030
The Big Lebowski
he was keyser soze all along
>>699063836
>the trucker is still alive
I don't have a favorite movie but it's the last one I've seen
He breaks out and his friend follows him after getting out the legal way.
>>699069426
22 jump street
>>699072721
People already got this one. See >>699071379
He gets out if prison and meets Andy on the beach
>>699072659
Shawshank Redemption
>>699071970
The Departed
>>699072659
Shawshank redemption
>>699071970
The Departed
>At the beggining he kill his friend
>At the end he kill his friend
>>699072981
That's the third time somebody's said Shawshank. Also, it was supposed to be vague.
>>699071245
Troy is right
He is Jesus and the doc's father.
>>699072212
300
global warming was the cause of the attacks and also "hundred dollar gallon" gas prices and dead bark beatles
Bitch gets chocked and is disgusted by it
He think he only lost one but he lost two people that that day
>>699063836
Guy is tortured to death, but gets better in a couple of days.
>>699068641
Boot man?
Harley Quinn dies.
>>699068987
That isn't the end though
>>699071245
Fast 4 wasn't a reboot btw
The series' plot is just that bad
>>699074019
You may be right, but I'm still a sucker for those flicks. I watch and own every one of them and look forward to the next.
>>699063836
its a dream
?
She becomes mother to pigs after killing an observer to her suffering.
>>699074281
Twilight
>>699074182
Oh, me too, dude. Plot is ridiculous as fuck but I can't help but love them.
>>699069127
Titanic
>>699074281
This is a movie thread. Lost was a TV show.
Sean Bean's character dies
>>699069516
Noone guessed mine correctly yet. It had a popular star in it, he still does movies today.
>>699074281
Bloodborne
Kek
>>699074281
Inception
>>699074636
Every Sean Bean movie ever made.
He actually died in 'nam. God damn was that confusing symbolism.
Floorboards balls murder.
>>699074753
Little Nicky
>>699074753
Seems like it could be a Paulie Shore movie, but surely, no ones favorite movie is actually a Paulie Shore movie.
>>699075229
There we go. Correct.
The girl dies, his dad lives and they ride horses.
>>699074385
mine isn't that hard guys
>>699063836
He hears a whistle under a parked car.
>>699075467
The last of us?
>freedom hole in the cheek
>buildings + nitroglycerin
He kills the bad guy in a parking structure, but makes it seem like the bad guy got away.
>>699063836
Almost everyone commits suicide. A few others get captured by the Soviets. (and I'll be very disappointed if /b/ can't figure this out)
>>699075669
Prisoners.
Guy kills everyone in the car.
Army shows up.
>>699075674
Nope.
>>699075685
Downfall?
Time resets
The book was better.
He didn't actually blow up.
>>699075856
The Mist
>>699075539
No one gives a fuck about your weeaboo anime shit here...that's why no one is bothering to guess.
>>699063836
>He's a goofy goober
[rock]
The main character finds a massive brick and literally becomes God.
>>699064927
Get out gaythan
>>699075685
WW2 documentaries =/= movies
>>699075892
Bingo. I'm glad /b/ still has good taste.
And comeback to the warzone again
green baby flows down river when white man picks him up
He kills the Russian mobster guy and gets a new dog
>>699074281
Click
>>699069451
The Goonies.
>>699076235
Warcraft?
>>699075985
Ding ding.
>>699075539
You're free to post anime movies that maybe 10 anons here have seen so you can seem like such an individual, or you can play the game as intended.
She dies at the end
he almost dies but his gay lover carries him, then his friend becomes king
The fox is finally a cop now.
Retards girl diess of AIDS
>>699076272
John Wick.
>>699076287
>>699076272
John whick or something like that
>>699076077
2001: A Space Odyssey
Eff u du naut riiplai too this poast yur mum wil di in herr slep.
>>699076367
At the end Anon eats a dick.
>It's a home movie I filmed of you
>>699063836
jet li
>>699076077
2001
John Dies At The End
>>699063836
I cum buckets then delete my browser history.
>>699076350
lord of the dongs
Barnes had it coming but fuck Charlie sheen
You met me at a very interesting time in my life. *narrator rids "imaginary friend" *
>>699076455
What in the fuck are Australian shitposters doing crossposting from >>/pol/?
>>699076554
Daisy's Destruction
>>699076367
Zootopia
It all falls apart and his arm gets amputated
Impossible shot.
Stupid quote breaking 4th wall
Credits
>>699076596
Fight Club
>>699076405
>>699076432
Correct
>>699063836
the entire universe exists in the mind of a child choosing between his divorcing parents
>>699065911
halloween
>>699076596
fight club? never seen it, but i think thats from that
You fucked your own daughter, dumbass.
>>699076740
I don't know but that sounds really good.
>>699076717
correct
>>699076596
You posted a quote from the movie and it's not even right.
Also, already done >>699075677
>>699076697
JFK.
>>699076628
Not him but I think it was Milo Stewart's YouTube channel.
>>699076697
Wanted?
The Italian guy and the Mexican guy kill the Russian guy and the ginger girl gets a boyfriend for her cat.
>>699075067
Not him, but that's correct. Actually, virtually anything with Sean Bean in it, ever. That said, my guess is, for the hell of it, LOTR.
New York City is destroyed in order to save the world.
They all get arrested.
>>699066528
primal fear
>>699076570
ding ding ding
>>699076942
Mr nobody
He goes back in time and fixes everything.
>>699075674
Movies, retard, not games.
>>699077090
me last night
Saves the village and everyone has a new pet
>>699077016
>4th wall breaking quote
I'm clearly talking about an actual movie.
>>699077079
Yes.
He takes the money and fucks off.
>>699068193
american history x
>>699077234
How to train your dragon
>hitler isnt dead
His balls are killed through the floorboard.
>>699077191
back to the future
>>699077322
The hateful 8
>>699077322
The Hateful Eight
>>699077234
how to train your dragon, good film
>>699077305
Correct
>>699076942
dude, i left the title in the filename.
good fukn movie
>>699077322
I would have chosen "She hangs" instead, but good choice of words
>>699077313
looks whos back, funny moive
>>699077181
The dog doesn't get a medal.
>>699077103
Going out on a limb to say watchmen.
It was multiple cities though
Thumbs up then he dies
>He (maybe) blinds himself to be like her
>>699077597
Terminator 2
The government fucks them up with a nuke, they're coming back
>>699077597
terminator
>>699077103
Failsafe Te matador!!!!!!
>>699063836
>He is the one
He likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he dont know what it means
Dont know what it means
>>699069516
little nicky?
>>699077597
Terminator 2
>>699077545
Nope. Here's a hint: it's black and white.
>>699076543
Underrated post
>>699077651
the hills have eyes? just a shot in the dark
it all came tumbling down
>>699077313
Kung Faggot?
FAK JEW!
They get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs.
>>699077271
Pulp Fiction?
he stabs his eyes to be with her
>>699077663
i dont know, but fantastic song
>>699077313
Kung Fury.
>>699077819
Nope.
>>699070210
silence of the lambs
>>699077656
Bingo! I was a little worried since it's old. Glad someone got it though.
He is the only survivor of the group
>>699077750
Oh well I'll never guess it. Only b&w I've watched is twilight zone.
Donald Pleasance fucks him up but not really
He lands the airplane.
>>699077392
The only good part of the movie :(
>>699077656
The song "we'll meet again" and nuke blasts.
>>699077995
mist?
>>699078012
Halloween
>>699077995
The Grey
>>699069516
Idle Hands
>>699078018
Airplane
>>699067164
Citizen Cane
>>699076367
Scarface
>>699078090
>>699078127
Its a war movie
>>699078181
I've posted like 8 of these and you're the only one who's gotten any of them.
>>699072409
usual suspects
>>699078018
alternate universe 9/11
>>699078288
Fury.
The girl ends up dead but they still work together.
The two dogs come back home safe and sound
>>699078331
kek
Then finally make it back to base and then they're all killed.
He's hailed as a hero despite being fucking insane
>>699063836
Camera zooms to dead guy on moon.
>>699078332
Nope
>>699072409
harry potter and the chamber of secrets
>Brad Pitt pistol whipped to death
>Fishing in Montana
He has a day off
>>699078415
Batman
>>699078470
Ferris
>>699078415
Nazi Germany
>>699063836
It was Arthur Leigh Allen
>>699078332
Same years too
A guy has a minor fight with his wife that resolves itself after 2 nights while Christmas shopping for their daughter.
He gets a Twinkie
>>699078470
that one ferris bueler move or some shit
>>699073596
Passion of Christ (or whatever that film was called)
>>699078627
zombie land, fucking amazing movie
>>699078556
>>699078634
Correct
>>699078291
Could be worse. I posted Shawshank, and then people kept posting Shawshank.
>>699078601
Jingle all the Way.
>>699063836
It works! The bad guys lose. The good guys win in the end. The nerd gets the girl. And everything goes back to the way it should be.
>>699078500
>>699078565
Nope. This one is really difficult to describe without giving too much info. Tip, it involves shooting.
He finally gets caught but then the government bails him out.
Holy fuck, she's a dude (still hot though)
guy gets zapped by dads boss, then they blow shit up
>>699078794
Negative
>>699074636
Goldeneye - mother fucker makes it all the way to the end in that one.
If not, then Fellowship of the Ring.
Dads wound kills him. Kid goes with other family.
The name was based on a coffee mug
>>699078808
Every 80's sci-fi movie Ever.
>>699077755
Nono
>>699074753
Answered this earlier - Idle Hands
>>699078911
>>699078977
Return of the Jedi
>>699063836
Lensecap.
He can rape again.
They mutate the world into metal, then they rust until it turns into dust
>>699075185
Jacob's Ladder
Fucking great film, anon
He goes back to the future.
>>699079052
correct for the "blows shit up" one, cant speak for the other
A guy finally gets his first confirmed kill.
>>699078977
The Road. There's no way it isn't, unless the plot is completely different from the book.
>>699068193
American History X
>>699078808
Basically every movie hollywood has ever made.
"No one else could ever be admitted here, since this gate was made only for you. I am now going to shut it."
>>699079129
thats a tough one
>>699075677
Fight Club
>jumps off a skyscraper, loses his only love.
>>699078887
Catch me if you can
He was raped in jail but everything is okay now that he has a girl that loves him.
>>699078895
crying game
>>699078982
Usual Suspects?
>>699079415
Nope.
I felt, so we all could.
He drinks from a whisky bottle filled with gasoline
a man didnt hit her
>>699076580
Wall Street? Not seen it, but Barnes sounds like a name that'd be in it
>>699079238
Is this from a fucking Kafka short story?
Everyone dies except the retard.
>>699076924
Oldboy
>>699079542
that one alien movie, like "it" or something like that, i havent slept in 19 hours, brain aint workin
>>699076685
Requiem for a Dream
All he needs its a camera and a fast car
>>699078601
>>699079190
Hint: Both films are done by the same director.
>>699079695
the perfect analogy of real life
>>699079652
War film
>>699079714
I'll pay that, it was The Thing.
its a movie about a movie about making a movie about a book
>>699079423
Nope, but I realized after I posted that it could also describe that.
>>699079689
A movie based on one. A fucking good movie.
>>699074919
dis boi
>>699063836
Your first childhood crush is rescued, only to resurface 30 years later to taunt you over your lack of religious faith for the rest of your life in poorly thought out threads on /b.
>>699079968
Tropic Thunder
>>699079967
yea that was it, and it implies that it was him cuz he didnt spit it out, and the dude had a flame thrower, so he smiles, cuz he can kill him
He accepts his fate and gets crushed by a falling jet engine.
>>699063836
Dead mans hand rising from water. Wait, only nightmare from canoe trip.
>>699080126
you know it motha fucka
