Let's play a game.
If you get singles in this thread you'll get a gf/bf by the end of the year
If you get dubs you'll die by the end of the year.
Let the game begin
trips get
Please end me
Plz dubs
>>699050452
SPOILER: If you need to rely on a random number generator on the internet to tell you whether or not you're going to get the girl... you're not going to get the girl.
Kill me..
Fuck the living
Roll
Rolling for that sweet release
>>699050770
Roll
roll
Ok
>>699050452
you dont know waifus about shit
well, let`s roll on
See you fags in hell,well white person hell I mean the good one
rollerino
Lets be real im not lucky enough for either
This is a win-win situation for me.
It's worth it
This is the most successful non-get thread I've seen.
>inb4 dies
>>699050736
What's wrong with you, we came in here to be autists
Just kill me
Kill me
roll
dank
>>699051370
Yay, got a gf. Rolling for 2
roll
>>699050452
I'll take you on.
fuckk
Gimme a badonkadonk
Fuck me
>dub city
ayylmao kill me
>>699051473
Woo hoo let's make it a 3 on 1 deal
>>699050452
You have to be 18 to be on here, so fuck off.
Also, this: >>699050736
>>699050452
Rolling for dubs
and what if we get trips ?
>>699050452
This is a dangerous game.
>>699050452
roll
>>699051592
I'm going to need one on Wednesdays too
>>699050452
roll
>>699051702
Gotta have 5 gfs, one for each weekday
>>699051622
The only one insulting op is the one that dies.
I already rolled, my dubs don't count.
dubs get
win win rightt?
>>699051786
I need a date on Saturday too
>>699050452
That face is eight, but that hand is sixteen.
>>699050452
Sounds like a win-win to me.
>>699051887
And on the 7th day I rested
Worth a shot
>>699050452
dubs get
>>699050452
please fucking kill me
i really dont want to live in this world anymore
too fucking corrupted
id rather be dead
Fuckin win win.
>>699050452
singles get gf!
You couldn't get dubs ITT if you tried
might as well just do it
>>699052077
rest in peace nigga
I'll take the chance.
just curious
kill me now
reroll. just in case
>>699050452
>>699050452
lets see
Roll for death
Hoping for love?
Rall
pray4death
roll
Girlfriend or die
Roll
just fuck me up fam
C-can I have a gf too?
>>699052077
>>699052581
come at me bra
Intrigued
win-win either way ig
Blaziken GGGOOO!!!!!!
Dubs get
>>699052500
>>699052500
>>699050452
rolling rolling rolling
Roll
>>699050452
You're full of shit. I'll be single forever.
k
>>699050452
rolling for dubs
dubs roll
Singles get
>>699050452
Roll
But what if trips?
Rolling for dubzz
Rollerino
>>699053269
Ha 69=best singles bby
>>699050452
dubs pls
I'm going to end up dying.
Just fucking watch
>>699050736
Post number isn't not a random number. Get your fact straights, fucking faggot.
I'm getting trips
>>699050452
>452
please dubs please dubs please god please
>>699053358
"isn't not" fuck me.
singles to no longer be single
>>699053370
GOD FUCKING DAAMNITTTT
>>699053288
Well that doesnt matter now cause youre going to die
>>699053333
Oh fuck.... What does that mean now
>>699050452
lets see how my luck is
singles to no longer be single!!!
>>699050452
dangerous, I'm in
>>699050452
let my gf b asian
>>699053288
Kek, I'm dead I guess
>>699053366
double dubs checked
>>699053488
dammit i asked for too much
I want Indian pussy this year
>>699050452
Roll
>>699053477
Really Nigga?
>>699053477
Kek
Rollin for dubs so I can suicide with reason
>>699050452
I doubt either of those things will happen but if either happens then it will be a good year for once.
>>699050452
lmaofag
Quads
>>699050452
if only these actually worked.
>>699053511
What the fuck, I'm dead again... Double dead
I'm invincible
>>699053518
Not trips tho
Check em now
rip
roll
>>699053511
Double dubz lol. /b/ must really hate you today
Nothing bad can come of this
>>699050452
sounds good to me...
i'm 30 and single, please give me singles based bateman
Singles.
>>699050452
>sweet release of death, here I come
>>699050452
Quads
I am eternal
Oh dang sauce I feel strange hoping for singles
gib
sdg
pray 4 dubs
Quads plz
rill
>>699053781
Reroll
>>699050452
Please let me die
so what's trips. Probably won't get them anyway. I guess it means neither?
End my suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gi-RYNhP8Y
>>699050452
alright.
Hi
Need gf, halp
>>699050452
death please
>>699054143
trips is clearly a form of dubs, just like cereal is a form of soup
>>699050452
I never get doubles anyway
>>699054399
>>699054399
either way I win
dubs plox
top kek
Ok
Pls just end my wretched existence
Dubz
ok
Rolling for terminal cancer please
Q
rawl
I just want to die
only a little desperate
Hell yeah
check em
>>699050452
hm... fuck it
death here i come
Roll
Rollin
Easy
i can't die
kek
roll
ok
svdjASFDKasd
sounds like i win either way
roll
yolo
on a roooollll
bAaaaaaaaAa sings p
Singles get...
win or never lose
>>699050452
End my life with love.
>>699056005
WOO i wonder who it will be?!?!
>>699050452
Pls help
Roll
pls gf
I win either way.
Rolling rolling rolling, I'll probably just fucking die.
Let's pull the trigger
Win/win right
imma still be alone forever
>>699056063
Wake up Evelyn, you got one
>>699050452
shit i cant afford a girlfriend
nigz
Wubba lubba dub dub
I'm in
posting
>>699056725
Oh... oh... I mean... It's been 4 years... So...
>>699056866
Did I just get AID's?
Nigga
>>699056362
What happens if I get dubs now? Will I get a gf/bf AND die, or will only the last thing go into effect or will none happen?
Dubs please
>>699050452
pls dubs,just do me a favor.
I'm fine with either option so rolling.
dubs because fuck
Rolling for sweet release
please
Either is fine for me.
>>699050452
Roll for gf
I'm good either way
Ok
dubs get
t>>699050452
>>699057188
Rip
One or the other will be fine
Dubs
>>699056790
Hey fuck off
>>699050452
I wanna die?
>>699050452
lel rolling
oh shit
It's only a 10% chance of death. 90%, here I come!
win win
roll
>>699050452
Rolll
>>699050452
Rollin
>>699057313
sweet sweet freedom.
>>699050452
I'm fine with either option
roll
Pls kek let me find a girl
One life to live
>>699057577
ah yay
Roleeibo
Black people are Niggers
rrroll
>>699050452
either way it's gonna be nice
>>699050452
dubs get
>>699050452
Rollin
>>699057577
goodbye friend
what do i got to lose
>>699057755
Nice knowing ya, ya faggot.
>>699050452
Either one sounds nice.
>>699050452
Fuck, just end me.
roll m8
>>699050452
Worth a shot
>>699050452
Dubs get
>>699050452
Check my trips
>>699052016
Check of the year
Worth
Rolling for death
>>699052077
rip in peace, muthafucka!
bump limit reached.
honestly I don't think I want a gf.
>>699050736
I came here do die faggot
roll
Dubs, getm
>check 'em
I hope she's a qtpi
roll
kekd
>>699050452
kill me, pete
Does she have a femenine penis?
bruh
>>699053333
Quads means you die twice. Rip in rip in rips
just let me die fam
I'll fuck some demon bitch in hell
Gf.
Rickroll
>>699050452
1 in 3 people get shingles
>>699058498
Close
Dubs get
>>699050452
rolling 2 die
roll pls no dubs
Roll
dubs get
Trips?
Kkk
>>699058622
Goodbye you lucky faggot
come on dubs!
If I get trips do I die after getting a gf?
Please gib singles
>>699058778
Ohh shit, two dubs
>get a gf by the end of the year
>not by the end of maybe next lifetime
At least you're optimistic, op
roll
> please flying spaghetti monster gimme dubs
>>699058622
check'd
>>699050452
Whatever you say man.
roll
Kill me please
>>699058940
reroll
>I'm feeling lucky
>>699050452
please dont check em
>>699050452
lets see what I get
>>699059040
wtf
What if... I already have a gf?
rolling
>>699050452
check these dubs
Reply
>>699059100
one more time
> not 40
End my suffering
what the fast
>>699059100
You're dead to me
Check em
not worth the risk
>>699059199
bingo
> thank you flying spaghetti monster
Rollando
g
Roll
Yay
dubs get
>>699059301
damn two dubs in a row
>>699058778
Dubs sandwich
