Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you Anonymous; don't s-suffer in silence!
How are you doing?
>>699041478
C-can't complain. Can I h-help you w-with anything?
bump
>>699041606
T-thank you, have s-some fan service.
>>699041597
Yeah you can quit acting like your fucking w-w-waifu fucking weab.
Bump
>>699042272
Oh? But I'm n-not doing that, Anonymous
Why are you fake stuttering like you're nervous to be talking to your se... senpai. Weaby as fuck.
>>699041245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16RjmmH1um5
>>699041245
Have you scheduled an appointment with a speech therapist?
>>699042493
B-because you are my senpai, Anonymous <4
Need any help?
>>699042500
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16RjmmH1um5
V-very carefully!
>>699041245
I lose everything how can I stop that
>>699042632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UyCVl5Kl2X
>>699042884
Lose as in, what, physical items? Or relationships? Or....something else?
>>699042632
Y-yes!
>>699042998
As in physical items. I want to stop doing that because not doing so will cause me to lose other things, like my relationship
>>699043491
I would recommend storage bins.
What I do is, I label them AND where they go with a little plastic label; that compels me to put them back "in their home". I make sure they are also labeled with what SHOULD go in them, so I don't accidentally put things in that shouldn't.
Then it is just a matter of having enough bins!
Bump of logistic support
>>699041245
Is it rape when they're dead ?
I'm not sure if you can help with thoughtform/tulpas, but here goes:
I've had a girl in my head for 6 years who loves me and I love her. She split into two people and they don't get along. I just want one girly and can't choose between them because they're two halves of a whole person.
What do I do, Psychologist-san? They fuse back together they might not even be the same person anymore because it's been since like January since they split up. They've likely deviated since then.
shit, it's been months. what's up hon?
>>699043828
It's defilement of a corpse.
Hello Alice! How are you this evening?
>>699041245
How do you pronounce the "p-psychologyst" if the p is silent?
>>699041245
How long have you been a psychologist for?
>>699043705
Thank you.
I will definitely need to do this and will do so.
>>699043865
There is no medical evidence to support tulpas (and they are not demonstrable or reproducible in an fMRI), nor is there evidence full fledged personalities can form.
Do you have diagnosed DID? Maybe then I could help. Otherwise, there's nothing in any of my training nor in medical science that verified such a condition even exists. Sorry!
>>699044032
A-ah? I'm q-quite well, how are you <4
>>699044284
<4
>>699044197
Oh q-quite well! Enjoying my shower.
>>699044260
V-very carefully!
Time doesn't feel real. I know its passing, but I don't feel anything. My mood is the same, my routine is the same, and I'm still hella depressed. Nothing yas changed, and 5 minutes can feel like 5 days or visa verse. I need to start going to college soon, but I'm afraid of failing. I don't feel prepared mentally, but I can't see any change happening soon, or anything happening within 5 minutes from now. I don't feel real in my own body.
I'm a confused, terrified mess. What do I do?
do you cosplay?
This is autistic.
OP you're the one who needs help.
>>699044514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IUqn5id9bD
>>699044482
*blinks* Do you do any illicit drugs or have diagnosed depression?
>>699044514
W-why yes I do <4
>>699044554
I've worked with autistic kids; they don't act like this <4
The one who needs help is someone who uses mental disorders as insults.
>>699044334
It's all down to personal anecdotes and experiences. I wouldn't exactly call it a condition either. It's just a system with multiple people in it. I haven't been diagnosed with DID or anything but bipolar.
>>699044554
newfag
>>699044419
Good! I'm glad your night is going well. How is your puppy? Well, I hope!
>>699044820
Let me guess. You've been here less than a year?
You're also autistic. Everyone here is. Newfag.
>>699044119
Ok , but ir the corpse just died , like, seconds ago ?
Why does life tend to work out better for me when I can see people's tails?
>>699044817
Yeah, there is significant evidence that such systems cannot exist, mostly due to how mirror neurons work and the lack of, uhh, processing power for it.
DID is usually a small fragment of a personality; if you are experiencing full fledged personalities, please, by all means, go to a doctor. You could be a very important case study!
But all attempts to verify persons who claim these things have led to, well, other conclusions. I'll leave it at that.
>>699044882
Of course she is <4 Just, you know, barky.
>>699044951
People don't have tails.
>>699044905
Still a corpse. Good luck proving it in a court of law though.
>>699045055
>People don't have tails.
They are apparitional and yes they do. Interacting with them is simply awkward otherwise.
>>699044891
no u faggot
>>699044751
I have never done drugs. I have been diagnosed with clinical depression and a panic disorder, but it's never been this bad.
>>699045211
No. No they don't.
>>699045259
*nods* What do you take for your depression? What therapy, what medication?
This is clearly your depression expanding; if it has been untreated, you should definitely seek medical attention.
>>699045211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wY9xAlue3X
>>699045055
Check'd! But her barking is just her trying to talk to you! Or back talk, depending on how she does it~
Glad to see everything is going well for you~ I've been spending my last few days nursing my health since I haven't been feeling up to par.
>>699045492
A-ah? What's b-been wrong?
I have been fucking a woman a lot older than me for about a year and a half.
I don't want to fuck her anymore, I just want to be friends. I still want to start a family and she's past all that already. Plus sometimes she has stank pussy.
She's like getting in the way of me fucking other chicks now. Always asking me to go out or to come over every weekend when she knows damn well I am interested in other people.
How do I let her know I just want to be friends and have her not hate me?
Bonus: She has a daughter who is a few years younger than me, and is hot as hell. Is there any way to get on that without shit blowing up Springer style?
>>699045596
arisu~
>>699045529
>>699045596>>699045622
go away flan
>>699045641
You tell her that straight out.
No.
>>699045355
Yes. Yes they do, but that's besides the point. Why does interacting with them become a lot smoother whenever I'm aware that they exist?
This has always been the case for me since their movements behave similar to a metronome.
>>699045625
Just generally feeling unwell. I'm not sure what it is exactly. Just not up to where I need to be, or where I have been and would like to be. It's strange!
>>699041245
Do you suck dick?
>>699045791
No, they don't. If you are seeing tails on humans, you are hallucinating and should probably seek medical attention.
>>699045055
But if this cospe is also my newbor son ?
I mean , i made him , he is mine.
>>699045355
I did take Zoloft and Wellbutrin... My psychiatrist told me I didn't need it (I had moved about a year ago, so I found a new one). I go to therapy twice a month, but she missed our last appointment due to a family emergency and couldn't reschedule. I was so happy that I thought maybe I was beating it... I should probably talk to my psychiatrist and ask to be put on my meds again. Thank you for listening
>>699046149
*nods* I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry.
It seems you might need those crutches a little longer.
I hope it works out well and you seek the help you need; I've been stuck in that timeless desert before...it isn't fun.
Contact me at [email protected] if you need to talk to someone, anytime.
>>699045972
Yes, they do. Restating a lie over and over again doesn't make it true, and it's already apparent that we're not going to see eye to eye on this so why bother trying to tell me that people don't have tails? That's not the point here.
>you are hallucinating and should probably seek medical attention
Sure, I thought the same before realizing that seeing them actually helped me interact with their owners in ways that produced genuine results, like another part of them that they didn't even realize existed became spooked on a very subconscious level. That said, how do they stop hooking me in the mouth? I fucking hate the acid they secrete afterwards.
>>699046386
Do you.. Suck dick?
>>699046475
Again, people do not have tails.
Just because you are externalizing some subconscious ideas about people into a hallucination doesn't make it any less of a hallucination.
Seek medical attention.
Seriously tho'.. Do you... suck DICK?
>>699046681
Nice pic, but i'm forced to politely ask you to fuck off, randy.
>>699046681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l7tvOtlZzG
>>699046681
Fuck off
>>699046661
I'm going to go ahead and second this notion that people don't have tails so please seek medical attention
>>699041245
I experience slot of cognitive dissonance in my life. Constantly stuck between mundenaeity and going on adventures in my head. How do I stave off the all-encompassing existestential dread of living in a capitalistic society knowing that everyone only acts when it benefits them and most social and business encounters are by proxy, willful usings of people?
>>699046386
Thank you so much. I'll keep your e-mail around just in case. Thank you, again
>>699046681
Fuck off Randy.
>>699046661
>People do not have tails.
At this point you're just parroting empty rhetoric. I'd like you to cease and address the issue at hand instead of trying to distort it into a format you can understand, if only stop wasting your time.
>externalizing some subconscious ideas about people.
I'm not externalizing anything. This is an impression garnered from the outside that is only slightly visual in nature and being aware of them has allowed me to interact with people on an objective level. Not like playing around with their tails. That is a crude understanding of what their tail actually is, but I don't expect you to understand that. That's, like, waaaaay outside your field of expertise lol, but I wanted to see what it may have looked like to the average person.
>Seek medical attention
No. As if said before, it's become way easier for me to talk with people after seeing their tails than it has to be pumped up on meds. It's a much more ancient connection.
>>699046904
I love your voice for some reason
>>699047084
*blinks* But not everyone does that. You are literally talking to someone who is trying to help people for absolutely no benefit.
It seems you need to change your perspective.
>>699047148
It w-was my honor, Anonymous.
>>699041245
I like your banner. It reminds me of final fantasy.
Speaking of fantasy, still don't have your license?
>>699047177
Again, people do not have tails.
Seek medical attention.
Hello psy, i am py
Do you provide emotional guidance?
>>699047382
Yes. They do.
Why? You're literally asking me to stop being aware.
>>699047281
Took you this long to think of this line? The only thing here that is a fantasy is your intelligence
>>699047281
It IS a banner based on final fantasy. Good eye.I
>>699047231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GRFGr2onlj
>>699047238
I'm sérios bitch , i need to show my White that fucking our son's corpse is ok os the bitch Wong stop streaming at me Dow in the basement
......A pet named Steve....
>>699047544
Of c-course!
>>699047545
Again, no, no they don't. There is no scientific evidence, no medical evidence, and no mechanism for such things to exist.
Seek medical attention.
>>699047896
py here
How does someone fix themselves into love someone again?
>>699042998
At you that psychologist who was going to do that webm cooking show? If so did you save any of it? I missed it.
>>699048045
C-can you rephrase that?
I'm infatuated with an internet personality. I know it won't happen, and I know I don't actually know him personally, but I can't stop my heart skipping a beat when I see a photo of him, or spacing out when I hear his voice. Do I wait it out, or can I speed this up? It's driving me mad!
>>699047896
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6373560
>>699047896
The existence of tails must be really unsettling to you, like it wasn't even the major point of my post but again you fixate on it for no reason, like at any point in you insisting on the same thing over and over again I'll go, "You know, maybe she's right," then go allow a psych shill to sodomize my brain with prescription medication. I won't. Either answer the question at hand or don't bother with it at all. Why does awareness of their existence enhance my ability to interact with people.?
>>699048073
Oh, here!
http://archived.moe/b/thread/698152637/#698158206
>>699048225
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6373560
Pseudo-tails. Not tails. And certainly not what that poster is talking about.
>>699048271
Yeah, we're not shills, that's not how medication works, and again, humans do not have tails.
Seek medical attention for your delusions; that's my advice.
>>699048440
>There is no scientific evidence, no medical evidence, and no mechanism for such things to exist.
>>699048440
That's absolutely how medication works, especially if you invent problems that don't actually exist and apply them to the masses to generate profit for a field that has no reason to exist.
Either way, they do. You can say otherwise but it won't do anything. I don't expect somebody who's blind to see them, and that's probably why you aren't very fun to be around, or couldn't survive in an environment where other people are very aware of the same thing.
>delusions
He hoo, execpt everything tends to go better whenever I incorporate the tail factor into my communication with them, so how is this delusional?
>>699048699
There isn't.
>>699048711
No, it isn't. Most medication works by interacting with a specific set of receptors, via either agonism, antagonism, inhibition, etc etc.
It's delusional because you believe a hallucination is real. If I believed people released fart clouds when they breathed, and had a form of hallucination that made that appear to happen, I could use that information (my enhanced ability to detect how fast someone is breathing) to detect when people were lying, when they were excited, all kinds of things.
It would still be a delusion, as breath fart gas isn't a real thing. Just like your tails.
>>699048225
>>699048699
He's not talking about physical tails.
He's talking about something much more insane.
why is there so much porn?
>>699048990
>There is no scientific evidence, no medical evidence, and no mechanism for such things to exist.
>>699048711
>That's absolutely how medication works, especially if you invent problems that don't actually exist and apply them to the masses to generate profit for a field that has no reason to exist.
Also, just as a side, the pharm industry shouldn't exist? So, antibiotics, which lowered the rate of deaths due to blood born infections by 90%, those aren't a good thing to have? Antifungals, you've never had athletes foot? Antivirals, fuck, we should let those with HIV just die? Vaccines, you like paralysis from polio?
I think maybe you don't know how pharm works, and that's fine. We can debate particular drugs and particular strategies all day; I'd love it.
But uhh...the industry is still pretty important to modern medicine dude.
>>699049178
There isn't, you stupid fucking loli spammer
>>699049116
"It sure is lewd in here."
"Yes. And there's a good reason for it too."
"What's the reason? For the lewdness, that is?"
>>699049178
Correct, there isn't. A pseudo tail is not a tail.
>>699048076
py
TL:DR
>been in love, long distance, infatuated, missing her every minute
>we were very close, yet for some reason she grew a bit distant rejected me and manipulated me.
>i fell into depression, managed to snap out of it (or at least i think i did, sometimes i do feel i really didnt)
>Out of this i grew a kind of a multiple personality im not really sure who i am, this is the only thing i am sure of (which means at least im selfaware)
>Now everyone i meet i either feel for them and just reject my feelings enough so that i no longer care for said person, or i just dont have any interest in that person in general, struggling to make eye contact and mantaining conversation with said person because i start daydreaming in midst conversation
I dont remember being like this prior to what happened between me and the one mentioned in the greentext... How do i fix myself?
>>699041245
How do I get over someone I have feelings for- and just be friends. Seeing other people romantically isn't really an option considering I'm rather unfortunate looking and lack the self confidence. However I need to be rid of these emotions, there's no chance of my feelings being returned and I know this, but I simply find myself unable to move onward. Is it that I enjoy the greif and pain sticken nights alone in bed unable to sleep because these are the only strong emotions I've felt in years? Thank you for your time, and advice; if you have any that is.
posted once, but internet crapped out so idk if it posted or not...
I'm infatuated with an internet personality. I know it won't happen, and I know I don't actually know him personally, but I can't stop my heart skipping a beat when I see a photo of him, or spacing out when I hear his voice. Do I wait it out, or can I speed this up? It's driving me mad!
Meditation post
Okay all, sorry but I need to lay down now!
I'll be back on at 8AM and 8PM EST tomorrow.
Email me at [email protected] if you need anything
With all the love in my infinite heart,
Alice2
im a 23 year old passable trap, should i let my boyfriend fist me? also ive let him roofie me before, is that healthy?
>>699048972
Where in my post did I say that medication doesn't have an effect? I'm saying what they're designed to treat aren't actually problems.
If it had not improved the overall quality of life I would have dismissed it as such and moved on, but there are many overlapping factors that involve the tails existence, including body language. People respond much better to me whenever I vaguely treat them like a creature with a tail, like enough to recognize it, but not enough to directly call attention to it.
How would you be able to detect that? You kinda lost me on that.
Being aware of things others aren't isn't delusional, stop trolling.
>>699049284
The psychiatric should be greatly reduced because it's influence is misused, dude.
>>699049284
And with that the stammer disappears
>>699050227
It's okay, seek professional help are the only 3 words OP knows how to say.
>>699050227
As I said previously, seek medical attention.
You need help with your delusions.
*vanishes*
>>699050383
excuse you its "seek medical attention" like she's playing fucking half life or some shit
>>699050399
>Need help.
How? I'm probably performing much better socially than people who are on medication, including yourself.
>>699050383
So I've noticed, but I'll occasionally chip a gem out her clamshell so her time's worth enough to keep me entertained.
>>699050505
>>699050539
>she
Hope you're referring to the character, but the person is a man bb
>>699050691
did you miss the webm thread or something fag?
shes petite with a biiiiig butt. just my time.
>>699041245
>that filename
Well, I'm salty as fuck
>>699050779
type
>>699050691
Nopity nope, she is legitimately a female.
>>699050691
Yeah she's a lady. Kinda qt too.
>>699050984
Do you have pics?
>>699051105
she posted a link to the webm thread in this thread retard. scroll up and lurk moar
>>699051105
Nada, but have been around for a timestamp so can confirm.
>>699051105
She posted a link to a webm thread she did
Faggot
>>699051167
Yeah I know, I was the fag that asked for it. I was just wondering of there were any of her face.
>>699044482
im 17 and in the same fucking boat man im lost in life, there arent any ups and downs, weed or booze doesnt help, what should i do?
>>699051348
she doesn't post her face because she is alice not the person under the paper
>>699041245
Hey alice, i've broke it off with my girlfriend almost a year ago, i did it cause i was a shit boyfriend and thought she deserved better, although she was happy with me. So i pushed her out and i cant even mourn losing her, I dont know what to do. I've spent everyday since in regret and deep repression.
>>699051472
sounds like you made a stupid choice dude
>>699051440
How fucking deep
>>699051356
underage b&
>>699051588
also because she doxxed herself and people showed up with guns
>>699051732
Link to dox?
>>699041245
I'm constantly having a feelings dejavu that feel very real. Why is that sensi?
>>699051581
man i fuckeed up so hard, didnt talk for a couple months at first then it was too late, we talked again but it can never be the same
>>699051732
Who are you? You seems to know a lot about what happened.
>>699051966
It's so well known, it was on her ED page at one point
>>699052020
you could just email her dude. I was there at the time though
>>699046569
artist?
>>699052111
I'll go look for it then, I know she loves in NYC now, might see if i can meet her.
>>699052156
Already spoke with her, but i was asking about you, are you one of those persons with a name that dwells around here?
>>699052270
i wouldnt do that dude thats fucking creepy
>>699052201
artist name is in the bottom right corner
>>699052338
my name is lost to time im just a simple anon now
>>699052436
Are you the person that made the Alice lied blog perhaps?
>>699052375
This is 4chan, we're all fucking creepy autists.
>>699052673
No, that guy's name is Grey, and he's a huge faggot.
>>699041245
Hi I am not currently disgnosed with depression. Every day I wake up almost in tears. I spent every day of a few months making a routine of doing only happy things. I though about puppies, birds, turtles, flowers and only listened to cheerful pop music. I also spent pleanty of time with friends. I have no particular problems with work. I eat a balanced diet, pleanty of fresh veggies, fiber. I do intensive exercise as sell. I masturbate about twice a week. Is there something wrong with me?
Thanks in advance, OP.
>>699052673
no im the person that person stole all their information from and added a bunch of stupid bullshit that doesn't mean anything to. Half of that blog is lies, the other half is information Alice freely gave
Found her dox, it's probally all fake by now though.
>>699052787
I already know about what happened, it's understandable that he wanted revenge but not justifiable, the who are you?
>>699053094
is it understandable? revenge for what?
>>699053306
You tell me who you are and i tell you what's the answer, deal?
>>699051970
Mfw op ignored my question
>>699053552
like I said, I don't have a name now.
but when I did, it was Bang
>>699053578
op went to sleep >>699049888
>>699052673
>>699052787
>>699053094
>>699053306
>>699053552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SaNvqKe16M
>>699053733
Fine, Grey had quite an interest with Alice, interest that she denied him and he backstabbed her by making up that blog driven by rage.
>>699053975
Shut the fuck up.
>>699044751
oh cool. care to share any pics of your cosplay? sorry for the late response btw
Holy shit this is cringey
>>699054198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZSOKOkyzdR
>>699054506
Tell me what meme you are in and I will fly there.
We can meme face to face.
Go back to fucking /a/ but I guess I'll play along with this gay shit. I've given up with my life, nothing makes me happy. Summerfags ruined this site with those mother posts and everytime I try to come back I find more shit. But all in all I've tried everything. Nothing makes me happy anymore.
>>699055022
also fucking check 'em new fags
>>699054506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zB0bTv5NRK
>>699055570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18dGTD36Wed
>>699041245
should i be good or bad?
>Ask a p-psychologist anything!
who pronounces the p in psychology?
Make Alice threads great again! Bring back all the nice avatarfags!
