/b/, is my dick small? also general cock rate thread
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/b/, is my dick small?
also general cock rate thread
it's thin, yeah. also ugly. sorry mate.
Rate me please
Dongs.
>>699032061
Nice dick bro
r8?
these threads are just filled with people that don't even rate, they just post pics of their own dicks & expect other people to rate them
>>699033555
Very small/10. Sorry dude.
>>699032061
I want to suck that chupachups
>>699033714
OK body of dick. Skinny head tho.
>>699032511
Cool pic. Like the way the dick is hanging off the side of the bed.
>>699031202
god damn dude , that looks exactly like my dick , please show your face
>>699035707
Thanks!
>>699031202
Looks like a copy of mine. I like it
>>699036971
>>699036235
>>699031202
long lost triplets?
Rate
>>699037409
Or a banging das
>>699037807
your veins shape into another penis, what the fuck is this inception bullshit
>>699037807
OMG Data PPP...holy shit...abandon thread. Sew up your vaginas ladies.
>>699031202
>>lgbt>>
>>699038156
>>/lgbt/>>
*ftfm
>>699038111
triples checked
>>699037807
Any circumcised dicks are classed as deformed, disabled, disfigured and disfunctional.
Aside from that, it is also very unpleasant to see, it looks like a FUCKING prune on the end of a tired gnarled withered branch devoid of any life when it's actually trying it's absolute best to be hard and not give up on what it was created for!
Whereas on the other hand, Like my uncut penis, is girths strong like the bow of an oak tree, when I unfurl my hood the literal fruit of my loins gleams for my girlfriend like I've just presented a deep sea pearl.
You cut cucks jelly? You should really just carry on and do what the silly rabbi or whoever mutilated you as a baby, just cut the rest of it off.
InB4 smegma etc, it's all down to personal hygiene.
>>699038369
>>>/lgbt/>>>
fuck me i'm a newfag
>>699038458
kek'd
>>699038499
jfc
>>>/lgbt<<<
>>699038594
NOOO
i forgot the..
>>>/lgbt/<<<
>>699038458
This copypasta again
Kill yourself
>>699038738
oldest of fags, teach me thine ways muh lorwd
I don't know op tell us measurements
I'm over 6 inch and mutilated too
>>699036706
shit dude that's hot. my faggot brains wants more, post on /hm/
looks a bit thin
rate
>>699038458
My gf said she'd dump me if I was uncut. Most women I've met that have expressed an opinion on the topic prefer cut dicks as well. You seem rather militant about your penis pouch though. Did you get made fun of in the locker room or something?
>>699038738
It's my original and own.
FUGGKEW SUM'BITCH
rate?
>>699039098
any dick can look thicker with the proper angle though
I wasn't exactly rock hard in my original post, but in this one I was & the camera angle kinda over exaggerates its size
>>699039233
No, I'm not an americunt like you lardo.
>>699039603
looks really nice to me!
>>699038111
do most people really care about PPP? never really occurred to me as a huge thing
Have my flaccid cock brahs.
Too much coke tonight sorry.
my cock
Looking for a rate!
These threads always give me some self-esteem
big enough to fuck or?
>>699032061
Banana curve/10
r8/8
>>699038458
the 4skin is clearly pulled back on that guy's dick, retard
>>699031202
Homie, your dick is similar to mine. I get laid enough for my satisfaction and I've never had someone complain. Don't be a selfish lazy fuck and women will still enjoy sex with you.
>>699040602
Rate my floppy lads.
>>699032511
that's probably /thread
>>699037646
thick af / 10
avg length though
>>699040854
that's a good one / 10
props for webm too lol
>>699042916
thanks man, I don't have crazy anxiety self esteem issues or anything but every guy is a little insecure about something. almost every homemade unprofessional porn video is made with a dude with an average dick so I'm not complaining about my size
>>699037646
Looks pretty good. I'd go for a taste
>>699031202
no
also rate
>>699031202
7/10
>>699032061
8/10
>>699032511
8/10
>>699033163
8.5/10
>>699033344
6/10
>>699033368
why is your dick black and your hand white
8/10
>>699033555
1.5/10
>>699033714
8/10
>>699033931
6/10
>>699034376
cant tell if 6/10 or 8/10
>>699035581
7.5/10
>>699036930
6.5/10
>>699037646
6.5/10
>>699037807
8.5/10
>>699038592
7/10
1/2
>>699046120
cont.
>>699038983
7.5/10
>>699039159
6/10
>>699039603
7.5/10
>>699039726
6/10
>>699039882
6/10
>>699040854
8.5/10
>>699041157
6.5/10
>>699041795
6.5/10
>>699042639
6.5/10
>>699043296
7/10
>>699045871
5/10
>>699045967
9/10
>>699031202
Roll
>>699046152
tyvm
>>699046524
kek
>>699038458
Aww whatsamatter, kiddo? Another girl turn you down for having a fucking caveman nigger sweater schlong that no one will ever touch as long as you live?
is my dick small?
>>699039193
10/10 would suck
>>699041157
How can you have phimosis AND a tiny, misshapen head at the same time?!
>>699047330
get out
>>699047679
That's a toy you fucking retard.
>>699047732
i know, fuckface, i'm talking about the microdick next to it
>>699031202
how much does it costs to cut the foreskin ?
R8 m8
>>699048025
1k to 5k depending on where you have it done, actual hospitals its going to be about 4 to 5k
>>699048448
dollars?
>>699048448
US i should add, i dont know about any eurocuck prices.
>>699047679
why?
>>699047732
whats wrong with a micro-dick? its easier to hid in my sexy skirts
rate me and ill dump some more
mine
>>699048771
6/10 measurments? girth and lenght
my weiner
>>699049656
7in length 6in girth
shame
>>699039193
>>699046238
7.5/10
>>699046328
7/10
>>699046524
11/10
>>699046587
it looks so good :o
>>699047330
1/10 but also 9/10 for cuteness
>>699048160
8/10
>>699048771
7/10
>>699049376
7.5/10
>>699049741
7/10 but hard to tell from angle
>>699049920
8/10
Rate me
>>699031202
'mutilated'
...is what I'd call that thing.
>>699050823
what angle would you like?
http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/
>>699031202
Looks fine, to me. The tip's weird, but the hair's nice and neat.
>>699048160
would love to suck 10/10 and shove in me arse
>>699048160
Here's my dong again
>>699051069
8/10
>>699051272
7/10
>>699051307
3/10
Rate me
>>699051152
blame my Ashkenazi parents, it wasn't my choice but in the end when women are polled on circumcised vs uncircumcised circumcised wins so I'm not complaining
>>699051463
I keep the hair in check with scissors & lightly trim every shower but I always shave a couple of days before I know I'll get action so that my dick doesn't look like a kid with leukemia
>>699052007
And fuck it another dong.
>>699052326
Show off your balls. I'd beg to get teabagged by those.
>>699052248
I prefer trimmed to shaved, myself. Shaved either looks gross with stubble, or like you're twelve, so...
>>699052326
10/10 love that shape. how big is it?
>>699052502
I do too, but most of the women I sleep with are normies that just occasionaly have sex & suck dick so they think any hair longer than half an inch is gross
>>699052489
Lol I'll rek u fgt
>>699052674
Right over 7 inches
>>699051015
8/10
>>699051069
7.5/10
>>699051272
this is better, it was just hard to see cause more above and the hand in the other pic
7/10
>>699052007
>>699052326
damn, these two photos make it look so good
Any rates for a fat guy?
>>699031202
I would suck it OP
>>699050823
>>>699047330(You)
>1/10 but also 9/10 for cuteness
lol tks bby
>>699053212
Damn thats fucking nice man.
R8 me
>>699055388
Looks like it smells good.
r8
R88
how do people get massive dongs like these? is that really solely genetics??
>>699058472
in every dick r8 thread most of the dicks are like 2 inches above average so either dudes with big dicks aren't normies & that's why there's so many of them of /b/ or the people of /b/ are fuckin weird & aren't afraid to get their dicks enlarged
rate me /b/
>>699057978
Your balls are disproportionate to the size of your dick.
6/10 only because I like balls.
>>699058820
I think it's just that guys with big dicks are more likely to take photos of their dicks and upload them online so it throws off the curve
>>699059318
this
>>699059318
yeah & the fact that this board is anonymous would explain why dudes like OP aren't afraid to ask if their dicks are small
>>699058820
Cuz the only dudes that want to show off their dick have massive dongs.
Not hard to comprehend.
Sorry /b/ but my dick is to big to post...
Anyone want to cock tribute my gf?
>>699060204
only if you show it to her
Here's a normal
>>699060282
She wants it.
>>699060482
post her already then
>>699060617
>>699060364
BOI THATS A MINI NOT A NORMAL
For those of you whole actually post your dick after how many dick r8 threads did it take to build your confidence and post one.
>>699060617
>>699051272
Let's see it from the top
>>699034376
YOU HAVE HPV!! OH SHIT!
>>699032511
Not gonna lie, i would probably suck your dick
>>699061254
I already had the balls this is an anonymous message board. When I was I newfag I never went in r8 threads because I was like "wtf that's gay" but then I was genuinely curious to see what other people thought of my dick & I started posting in them from then on
what do you think?
>>699061798
Thanks anon
r8
>tfw 3.5 inch dick
It's fine. Not like I ever wanted to fuck a woman anyway.
>>699062365
Nice length and foreskin. Cock tribute my gf's photos above?
5.5in. But does it look good?
>>699063344
One more pic
>>699060770
>>699060770
>>699061365
>>699063459
Thanks brother. The other one too?
¿Y/N?
Look at my small cock
>>699063600
>>699063391
That is one pink dick holy shit
>>699061369
Anything else?
Fuck my life up
Good chart on the average world wide penis length and width, then compared to other nations.
Enjoy
>>699063697
>>699063700
What happened here?
>>699063749
ask her what she thinks
>>699065989
From her 'My pussy is dripping thinking of being doubled with my guy and him.'
'Wanna wrap my mouth around his member and feel his length fuck my throat.'
>>699065989
Also we have a thread on /hc/ with more content.
mine?
Rate mine please
Rate for better upload.
>>699064949
7/10
Nice hair, brother.
>>699070254
>>699070218
i like when they curve down for reverse cowgirl
Rate it
>>699070609
>>699038111
>>699040388
the fuck is PPP?
>>699071204
Ur breastbone is a cerial bowl. This is more concerning than dowser dick.
>>699069404
Bump
>>699068243
>>699067202
you two got a snapchat?
starting to leak a bit looking at her body
>>699070218
9/10 let me sit on it daddy
>>699072998
Check out our thread on /hc/ theres a lot more photos you need to tribute and cum on.
r8 my chub
>>699073412
im there
Sorry for the mess been edging a lot today
>>699054214
Tribute please.
Just send this pic to my gf
Thoughts?
Not fully hard measured: 6.2" (hardest I've ever gotten it). May look small cuz I'm 6'4" and my hands are pretty big
>>699038983
I'd gobble that through a gloryhole anyday
Rate me
Rate
>>699051152
Uncivilized Neanderthal cock that girls run away from, that's YOU, faggot.
Deal with it. Your dick will NEVER be desirable and clean.
>>699033368
black from the waist down or what lol
>>699059114
9/10 nice, another angle, beautiful uncut.
What's wrong with it?? ewwwww!!
>>699032061
10/10. Hot
>>699078807
8/10 nice cock, another angle? Are you uncut? Your skin looks so good.
>>699082690
8/10? bullshit, it's perfect. no i'm mutilated unfortunately (not my call, i was a newborn). no other angles at the moment.
SC: prestoniscool
for harambe
r8
>>699071204
Asian/10
Kik me ;) a1dopedee
Rate?
>>699084647
Well, as you say, you are mutilated, so that lower your points, the glans could be better, if you can not accept a rate maybe you should not ask for it.
You should have better vascularity to achieve a 10.
>>699078807
Rare cock
6/10 only for the girth
>>699085271
Gross wtf. Dry as hell. Also your dick half white half black...
>>699078807
7/10
hey guys
uncut
Snap me godxlive
>>699085652
>if you can not accept a rate...
i was jk
>glans could be better
elaborate?
>>699086313
Change angle please can be 8/10
but all depends in the angle
>>699086145
Femine pennis, become a trap or kill yourself
6/10
>>699086145
6.5/10 nice ratio girthxlenght
>>699085684
rare?
>>699039603
why u got like a skin flap down the back and y ur arsehole look like an automatic door lad?
>>699086313
Start using some moisturizer to help that dryness caused by your circumcision.
Another 10 lost by mutilation :(
Any circumcised dicks are classed as deformed, disabled, disfigured and disfunctional.
Aside from that, it is also very unpleasant to see, it looks like a FUCKING prune on the end of a tired gnarled withered branch devoid of any life when it's actually trying it's absolute best to be hard and not give up on what it was created for!
Whereas on the other hand, Like my uncut penis, is girths strong like the bow of an oak tree, when I unfurl my hood the literal fruit of my loins gleams for my girlfriend like I've just presented a deep sea pearl.
You cut cucks jelly? You should really just carry on and do what the silly rabbi or whoever mutilated you as a baby, just cut the rest of it off.
InB4 smegma etc, it's all down to personal hygiene.
She likes dicks
>>699087144
You've obviously never seen a healthy endowed penis before this, and that is obviously a door frame gap in-between his legs YOU FUCKING CUNT
Cut dick reporting
>>699087543
you think we were circumcised by choice? talk to our parents if you want to be upset with someone for mutilating our genitals. you think we wanted to have our manhood destroyed? if anything we need your sympathy and support, not your insults.
>>699088072
Yeah I agree
Shit i wish half my dick wasn't cut, that's why when I have a son I'll make sure he keeps his shit
>>699088072
It's more for the cut denialists who think they're l33t
>>699078351
well it looks small because 6.2" is small fag
>>699088072
Totally agree, uncut here.
>>699087958
Are you retarded? Clearly your dick is smaller than the wiimote but you angled it to make it look bigger as if it changes anything for your puny cock. It's better to be confident about it than to be a liar like hillary clinton
Advice. Not Sure If I Am Well Endowed.
>>699087958
Use a ruler, press the fat pad then measure it. No need to cheat buddy.
>>699088072
There are ways to restore the skin so it can lubricate and prevent further keratinization of the head. Just type it into google and you can buy those weird sheaths or just do some good ol' natural tugging and see results eventually. I've read it's an arduous process but worth it. I'm lucky to be uncut so don't only take my word for it and do some of your own research.
>>699088716
>be liar like hilary clinton
Shit you got me, not even mad you rekt'd me
Actually didn't angle it, i took it using a tripod directly pointing down, my dick does curve a little so i had to hold it against it, still not big but just for the comparison
>>699089025
I'll do this soon but again, not trying to cheat
The only thing good about my dick is the girth, not the length
>>699086313
>>699088828
Reminds me of this >>699087958 angled mess of a photo. Keep your dick straight and stop lying on camera you phony faggot. Anyway, nice dick though, 7/10
>>699089196
Alright, I'm glad you'll fix your reputation. Thanks for that, also what's your girth?
>>699086278
10/10
>>699085649
Too veiny, otherwise nice. 7/10
>>699089283
Looks so much better.
>>699031202
It's small
>>699089997
Why are you posting the "edited for guys with small dicks" version?
>>699089997
almost quads, what a shame...
Also enjoyable starts at 7 inches in girth at least, and 9 inches in length. This chart is wrong. Fix it please faggot
>>699090395
Holy fuck you saw into the future. >>699090452
Thank you!
>>699088072
Do foreskin restoration. I did. It changed my life.
>>699089997
Obviously the female gender is very unrealistic in their preferences, all are doomed to disappointment. Compare ourselves with the average of penises measure rather than what she'd like them.
>>699091246
but is it the same as not having been cut to begin with? if not what are the differences?
>>699091584
It isn't going to be the same as having foreskin to begin with but the restored version will have better orgasms than not being circumcised at all. Basically the difference is that the intended purpose of the foreskin won't be apparent in these new skin cell since there is a less density of nerve endings in the shaft than the foreskin itself, but they will be present and will create a more pleasurable experience. Absolutely worth it.
>>699089710
Thanks!
>>699092259
Nice penis, wish it was more straight though, 7.5/10
>>699031202
>>699092657
Pretty bad bro, 1.5/10. It looks like you have an std too.
>>699092657
Literally the worst thing I have ever seen.
Is it gay if you want dicks inside of you?
>>699093147
The definition of faggotry
>>699092955
Pretty tiny. Also unneeded circumcision. 4/10
>>699092955
Are you 4 inchs?
