What do you feel about the Flat Earth theory?
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What do you feel about the Flat Earth theory?
>>698984833
i feel as tho OP is a faggot.
it's flat out wrong
We will break the dome one day.
>>698984833
its fucking stupid, much like op
secretly correct
Gravity you stupid fuck 3D get it or be illiterate for ever! P.S. are you a nigger or just inbreed?
absolutely fucking hilarious
a bunch of utterly ignorant, paranoid and delusional americans who know literally nothing about geography or physics providing endless amusement for the rest of the world
>>698984833
makes me wonder why the distance between countries are not straight, but more like what you would expect on a sphere ;)
how does gravity work on the flat earth?
acceleration?
there is a fucking speed limit dickwads
if you multiply the 'acceleration' of earth by the age of earth, you get 441000000000.
So, according to flat earthers, earth is travelling around 1,471 times faster than light.
>>698984833
plausible
>>698984926
underated post
>>698984833
The whole Universe is 2D and we're simply inflated.
>>698984926
kekimus maximus
>>698985960
>yeah but have you ever tried going faster than light? only education says that you cant go faster, just like they say the earth isn't flat
That's probably how they would argue
>>698984833
Total b-s interspersed with bible quotes
>>698987680
my calculation was a bit wrong, i did years instead of seconds. the answer is at least a few million times faster than light. how the fuck is the earth accelerating? is there a giant rocket at the bottom? how do we fuel it? do we even fuel it? what the fuck with this flat-earth shit?
>>698984833
If you read up on your history then you'll realize that it was very rare to believe in the flat earth theory.
Flat earthers today don't really believe in it, its just a group for nonconformist thinkers.
>>698985960
So why would the age of the earth affect it's speed?
>>698984833
Pic from nasa
>>698984833
made by retards for other retards with no common sense
some people are literally believing anything extreme bullshit just to make themselves feel special
https://youtu.be/enOFVFDkTsY
>>698985960
That's not how you add relativistic speed. For a outside observer an accelerating earth would actually appear to flatten in the direction of motion and time would appear to move slower on it. From earths perspective the rest of the universe would seem to speed up in time and seem to stretch so you can actually accelerate with 1g for billions of years from earths point of view.
Also god created the earth 6000 years ago and he's personally responsible for gravity ( intelligent falling)
>>698988612
because it would have started accelerating from when it was first created, right?
why would your age affect how far you walk?
you'd have to start from somewhere
>>698989155
if we were travelling faster than light, it would not be a flat earth, in would likely look like a needle from an outside observer
>>698988269
the flatness itself is the acceleration obviously..
>>698989155
>Also god created the earth 6000 years ago and he's personally responsible for gravity ( intelligent falling)
lol
>>698989155
The earth is not 6000 years old.
>>698989458
why would the earth not be a hemisphere? it would be flat only if the earth was spinning at such a speed to almost rip itself apart
>>698987424
If you want to go there, the best math we have is pointing to it being 11D.
Literally no aspect of a flat earth makes any sense and has zero evidence for it.
>>698989155
I wish I could steal content from The Onion like you
>>698989036
/story
>>698989155
did god make you stupid or did you make yourself stupid? is jupiter flat? what about the moons that orbit it?
> (intelligent falling)
intelligence falling out of your cavernous skull
>>698984833
why is it that all the fucking flat earth retards no IG are fucking black?
>>698989155
>god ... 6000
>>698989714
Literally no aspect of a globe earth makes any sense and has zero credible evidence for it.
>>698985960
gravity doesn't exist on a flat earth
>>698987358
easy pleased
>>698990048
if you read what i said, you would see that i said about flat-earthers believing gravity is actually acceleration
>>698990020
"no u" doesn't work here, because every bit of evidence DOES point to a round earth
it sucks.
because maths.
pic related.
/thread
>>698990020
Then how the fuck do we send satellites to orbit earth then?
>>698990020
Is the fucking sun flat too ?
>>698990020
>>698989155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHBZkek8OSU
>>698984833
Not even wrong.
>>698990339
the shadow of the earth on the moon every time of year....
wut?
Only during an eclipse....fucking idiots.
>>698990370
flat earth retards say that sats don't exist...that the iss is a hologram in the sky. yes, they are that fucking retarded.
>>698990048
Gravity obviously exists
>>698990020
Oh.
Guise we lost. We have to change our minds now like good critical thinking scientists.
>>698990475
it is wrong
see >>698989714
>>698990593
not according to Flat Earth thoery...
Go read up on it.
>>698989155
FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!
>>698990390
The sun is a flat plate-like mirror that reflects the light of god when it faces earth.
>>698990593
What i think he means is gravity cant exist on a flat earth. Hes still wrong but yeah.
Not a single person here actually believes the flat earth theory, they just want to rile up the people who need to tell you why you're wrong.
>>698990020
>look at another planet
>wow
>holy shit
>it has things going round it
>that must be going in a circle above this flat-ass disk
>wow let me put on my tinfoil hat and say 'erth iz flet lol xDDDD' without any actual evidence
I just don't get it, like buy a weather balloon and a go pro man. You can see the curve.
>>698990655
flat earth is wrong
>>698990228
as did all evidence of eletric discovery attribute to eddison, hwever much late in century did Tesla get much, credit.
Problem with therotical science is that its theoretical and no real svidence point to either
Personally i go for the brain in a jar theory and were neither
>>698990754
>go pro
Are you fucking retarded?
Go pros are fish-eyed
>>698990766
I know!...I'm not a fucking flat earther. I hate those fucking dicks.
>>698984833
People who believe that Earth is round are just stupid or retarding to be pretended
>>698990833
so?
>>698990833
Any camera will work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGIi7XJjfdI
>>698990915
fuck you
>>698984833
>theory
It didn't even get past the hypothesis stage before being shut down.
>>698990636
Not getting the reference. /b/ I am disapoint.
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Not_even_wrong
>>698990949
ran out of arguments already? or cause you realized that there are any?
>>698990683
God is fucking hot, no tuching
>>698990915
Literally nothing makes sense in the flat earth model
>>698990915
>>698990718
The sky is a hologram, we see what they want us to see...
>>698990920
You cannot use a fish-eyed lens to prove the earth is curved because it will curve even a flat horizon. A flat earther will just dismiss it due to the effect of the lens. You need a normal lens or at least a straight edge in the image to show where straight is.
>>698991044
>implying ther'es any arguments for the flat earth
>>698984926
ZING!
>>698991108
it's curved either wa
>>698988269
Everyone knows light has no speed, idiot. light is neither speed or gravity. its all made up by several influences. earth is flat but several millions thick, there are volcanoes turned downswards which are accelerating. get your facts straight sheeple
>>698984833
>theory
It's not a theory. Please make yourself aquainted with the definition of the word "theory" in a scientific context. It's not a theory, it's not even a proposal.
Also, there's nothing to "feel" about it. Once a theory has been proven to be right, ie a fact has been established, any other idea concerning the subject is to be abandoned.
I realise though that you probably know this, and this is merely an attempt to shill the idea that "feelings" are as valid as facts when discussing a subject. This is one of the most dangerous developments in recent history.
I call upon you, citizens of /b/ - don't fall for this shit. Always fact-check.
>>698990915
One question. Do you have a lot of fun trying to piss off the people who try to disprove you? I mean we both know you don't actually believe in the flat earth theory, you just want to make these tards angry.
>>698991134
ok I guess you're just trolling
>>698991094
>>698991108
one thing I don't understand about you Flat Earth people is if you guys think this is true are you guys saying that God exists without a doubt
>>698991111
Quads don't lie
>>698984833
Do people actually believe this shit for real?
>>698991070
So? Thats bot my fault people built other theories based on a theory that was wrong. Now they gotta rewrite em. And that has happened several times in the past, people believed that abiogenesis was correct and formulated theories on it but since it was proven false, they had to change those other theories as well.
>>698991220
how?
>>698991147
Fuck off space faggot
You can crash on the moon
>>698991259
Look at what people are saying
>>698991270
It was not proven false
>>698991168
Stop, none of these pro flat-earthers are serious. At least not on this board. It's all just people try to get a rise out of people like you. If you indulge them, they win.
>>698991094
wow so the 'man' controls the sky huh?
>>698991147
wow so light isn't gravity? FUCK I'VE BEEN WRONG MY WHOLE LIFE
kys
>>698990718
holograms
>>698991259
yes...go onto instagram and search for the flatearth tag....fucking thick black people and jesus freaks.
>>698991111
>using greentext and writing 'implying'
the smell of summer suddenly became stronger
anyway, have you read the image? are you able to read at all?
>>698990915
You just shot flat earth theory in the foot. They say "you can't put satellites in space if there is no gravity!" Well, that looks like a satellite to me.
>>698990915
Too low, dumbass
>>698991385
If you can't see that he isn't serious then you should kill yourself faggot.
>>698991386
i hope you get sent into space without a suit and die knowing you were wrong your whole life
>>698991404
Or just go to flatearthshirtco 's account...he's got the most followers.
>>698991484
if you believe my reply was serious you should kys
>>698991432
Fuck...do you even know what a satellite is?
This is just a fucking balloon.
>>698991182
I dont believe that Earth is flat. I know it is flat. Two different things. And there are several arguments in my favor such as
1) The horizon always appears perfectly flat 360 degrees around the observer regardless of altitude. All amateur balloon, rocket, plane and drone footage show a completely flat horizon over 20+ miles high. Only NASA and other government “space agencies” show curvature in their fake CGI photos/videos.
2) The horizon always rises to the eye level of the observer as altitude is gained, so you never have to look down to see it. If Earth were in fact a globe, no matter how large, as you ascended the horizon would stay fixed and the observer / camera would have to tilt looking down further and further to see it.
3) The natural physics of water is to find and maintain its level. If Earth were a giant sphere tilted, wobbling and hurdling through infinite space then truly flat, consistently level surfaces would not exist here. But since Earth is in fact an extended flat plane, this fundamental physical property of fluids finding and remaining level is consistent with experience and common sense.
4) Rivers run down to sea-level finding the easiest course, North, South, East, West and all other intermediary directions over the Earth at the same time. If Earth were truly a spinning ball then many of these rivers would be impossibly flowing uphill, for example the Mississippi in its 3000 miles would have to ascend 11 miles before reaching the Gulf of Mexico.
5) One portion of the Nile River flows for a thousand miles with a fall of only one foot. Parts of the West African Congo, according to the supposed inclination and movement of the ball-Earth, would be sometimes running uphill and sometimes down. This would also be the case for the Parana, Paraguay and other long rivers.
>>698991602
same principle, go into space and orbit
>>698991300
there is no moon, its a fucking hologram, asshole, have you ever been there??????????????????
wake up asshat
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>>698991602
Fuck... do you even know what bait is?
>>698984833
Pretty much the same way I feel about 9/11 truthers and moon landing hoax nuts but maybe it has a little more Nostalgia or history
>>698991638
troll
>>698991638
Sorry, you won't convince me that you aren't trolling. I am sure though that these other fuckwits will still believe you are serious.
>>698991602
The balloon doesn't orbit, genius.
>>698990915
>>698991508
there is no space, just lots and lots of holograms, you realise you´ve been lied to right????
just google nintendo 3ds hologram technique
>>698991815
neanderthals weren't as brain-dead as half of these fuckwits
>>698984833
I'll just let this here
>>698991168
kek. tl;dr
Get a sende of humor mafakka
What are some of the things Flat Earthers say to try and prove their retarded theory? I'm curious but I'm too lazy to go read up on Wikipedia.
Someone give me a tl;dr of Flat Earth theory.
>>698991944
>
>>698992066
>>698992066
animated hologram
>>698989607
>>698989927
whoosh
>>698984833
There's no such theory.
>>698992259
>>698992231
>>698984833
Only a retard would think the world is flat. They also would think you would fall off the edge but being retarded they also wouldn't realize that your wouldn't be able to fall off because you would need gravity to fall off. There is no gravity in open space.
>>698984926
/b/ is still alive
>>698992249
Bad quality bait
>>698992162
The Flat Earth Society was started as a sort of club where arguments were treated to pure logic. This was done to see if they could "prove" any manor of bullshit. Not a single member actually believed the world is flat.
The only fags who belive it now are red necks and religious fags. Also anyone with an IQ under 80.
>>698992445
>lololol xDDDDDD u gat trullllleed xDDD
kys
>>698992381
this is just a drawing, no proof
>>698985658
>walk on flat ground all your life
>old men tell you world's really round
>believe them
Fucking Americans get off this site. You don't own it now.
>>698991775
>>698991825
It is easier isnt it? To call people trolls when they shatter your theory into pieces
6) If Earth were a ball 25,000 miles in circumference as NASA and modern astronomy claim, spherical trigonometry dictates the surface of all standing water must curve downward an easily measurable 8 inches per mile multiplied by the square of the distance. This means along a 6 mile channel of standing water, the Earth would dip 6 feet on either end from the central peak. Every time such experiments have been conducted, however, standing water has proven to be perfectly level.
7) Surveyors, engineers and architects are never required to factor the supposed curvature of the Earth into their projects. Canals, railways, bridges and tunnels for example are always cut and laid horizontally, often over hundreds of miles without any allowance for curvature.
8) The Suez Canal connecting the Mediterranean with the Red Sea is 100 miles long without any locks making the water an uninterrupted continuation of the two seas. When constructed, the Earth’s supposed curvature was not taken into account, it was dug along a horizontal datum line 26 feet below sea-level, passing through several lakes from one sea to the other, with the datum line and water’s surface running perfectly parallel over the 100 miles.
>>698991912
If earth were flat there wouk be no horizon.
>>698992644
You're just copypasting Eric Dubay's trash, you're a troll.
>>698992066
As an ex Nasa Scientest recently said
"If we really sent astronauts up in the 60s' and 70s' and they could withstand that amount of radiation in 6 days? Surely we could send a couple of men into Fukishima for a few days at a time and repair their cooling system, rather than allowing men to die in extreme pain for nothing?"
>>698991168
>Please make yourself aquainted with the definition of the word "theory" in a scientific context.
>Once a theory has been proven to be right, ie a fact has been established, any other idea concerning the subject is to be abandoned.
It's easy to see you don't have a scientific background.
>>698992621
See >>698984926
and >>698992568
The earth is actually square!
>>698991912
This TBH.
>>698992791
yo fuckwit, they have specialized radiation protection for space, they can't send a fucking space shuttle to fukushima
>>698992713
Can you provide counter arguments? So no flaws on his theories?
9) Engineer, W. Winckler was published in the Earth Review regarding the Earth’s supposed curvature, stating, “As an engineer of many years standing, I saw that this absurd allowance is only permitted in school books. No engineer would dream of allowing anything of the kind. I have projected many miles of railways and many more of canals and the allowance has not even been thought of, much less allowed for. This allowance for curvature means this - that it is 8” for the first mile of a canal, and increasing at the ratio by the square of the distance in miles; thus a small navigable canal for boats, say 30 miles long, will have, by the above rule an allowance for curvature of 600 feet. Think of that and then please credit engineers as not being quite such fools. Nothing of the sort is allowed. We no more think of allowing 600 feet for a line of 30 miles of railway or canal, than of wasting our time trying to square the circle”
10) The London and Northwestern Railway forms a straight line 180 miles long between London and Liverpool. The railroad’s highest point, midway at Birmingham station, is only 240 feet above sea-level. If the world were actually a globe, however, curving 8 inches per mile squared, the 180 mile stretch of rail would form an arc with the center point at Birmingham raising over a mile, a full 5,400 feet above London and Liverpool.
>>698992926
Fucking JRPG characters, GTFO my America and back to Nippon, you kawaii fucks.
It fell flat
>>698992791
An ex Nasa astronaut, huh?
I'm an ex advisor to the bush administration. 9/11 wasn't orchestrated by bush. In fact he didn't know anything about it.
He gave me executive power to come up with a way to win public support for war in afghanistan. I planned it with a group of top level officials. Osama Bin Laden was present at this meeting.
Turn that into an article, post it on the truth project, and come back and tell me how many commenters say "AHA!!!"
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>>698992539
theres contradictions claiming about curvature and seeing curvature and boats going over the horizon at eye sight.
but this proof is on the house:
"Plane surveying assumes the earth is flat. Curvature and spheroidal shape of the earth is neglected......Survey works up to 100 square miles (260 square kilometers ) are treated as plane..."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surveying#Plane_and_geodetic_surveying
"The same heat engine that produces earthquakes is the driving force raising the world's great mountain ranges.
If this uplift did not take place, the relentless force of erosion would reduce the Earth's landscape to a single flat plane. "
http://walrus.wr.usgs.gov/infobank/programs/html/school/moviepage/08.01.03.html
>>698993230
gravity doesn't allow a flat earth
Greetings!
About few days ago i seen this in germany(niedersachsen) sky.
http://i.imgur.com/QcEwMPk.jpg
As you can see, the crescent isnt showing to the sun from my point of view.
This cant be right, if the sun is million miles away.
>>698992162
I couldnt answer that for you except two examples. One being "you can just look over the horizon/it looks flat from a plane" and many years before this became a thing, i know some fundy christians interpreted the bible referring to "four corners of the earth" to mean it cant possibly be a sphere.
>>698991147
>there are volcanoes turned downswards which are accelerating
>the earth is moving using a fucking jet pack
I know you aint serious but holy shit my sides
>>698984833
Go back to 9gag
all you "but muh flat earth theory" faggots, go book a flight with SpaceX. Send something like a CubeSat into space and take some pictures. Then you will see how retarded this is. Or just watch Vsauce's video on the subject. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqNnUJVcVs
>>698990020
People have gone into space, looked at a globe earth from space, took pictures and video, and returned to show people. And they've been doing it since the 60's. How this is still considered legitimate by a single person is confusing
>>698993011
That's just text though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz4mEq2bX_o
Geodetic surveyors do in fact account for the curvature of the Earth.
>Nothing of the sort is allowed. We no more think of allowing 600 feet for a line of 30 miles of railway or canal, than of wasting our time trying to square the circle”
I don't know what the fuck this means. I don't know what you mean "allow 600 feet for a line of 30 miles." That means nothing to me. Allow? What.. what the fuck is that verb in this sentence?
Anyways, the Earth is at least a sphere, a hypersphere if you're into relativity and all that, and engineers do take this into account when constructing large structures, miles in length. I don't know if they "allow" the Earth to be this way, or not, but they measure the Earth, and these measurements indicate a spherical shape, so when constructing railways of considerable length they construct their railways in the shape of a geodesic, because that's the shape of the distance between two points on the surface of the Earth, whether it's "allowed" for or not.
>>698993281
gravity doesnt prove round earth. otherwise we wouldve slammed into the sun long ago.
"In theoretical physics, the graviton is a hypothetical elementary particle that mediates the force of gravitation in the framework of quantum field theory.
If it exists, the graviton is expected to be massless (because the gravitational force appears to have unlimited range) and must be a spin-2 boson. "
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graviton
>>698993003
Well who is the fuckwit???
If they can create a container in the 60s to deflect so much radiation...
We haven't progressed in 50 years to create a mobile container for a man??
>>698993711
That's not how gravity works
>>698990224
But gravity would eventually stop existing as we catch up to the speed of the earth
>>698993532
fucking this
The Earth is pretty flat. That's why you don't normally notice its curvature.
>>698994082
this guy
theres a reason why NASA uses flat earth in equations for practical reasons. Says it right there the earth is fucking flat.
https://www.nasa.gov/centers/dryden/pdf/88104main_H-1391.pdf
>>698994206
pretty much this
all you round Earth fags have been BTFO
how about you guys crawl back into your safe space? Your flat safe space may i say
>>698994206
no, the earth is enormous and thus for most applications on land it can be treated as flat because the curvature is negligible for normal distances (i.e kilometres/metres/centimetres)
>>698984926
fucking flawless
I can go to sleep happy no anon, ty
>>698994593
500mph seems pretty big for normal distances.
>>698994824
literally provide one piece of evidence for flat earth that is actual evidence and not a refutation of evidence for the round earth
>>698994824
Because it is but since round fags have no arguments whatsoever they play the its relative card
>question for flat earthers
If earth is a flat disc then what is on the other side of that disc?
If you really believe that Earth is flat, go jump off the edge.
>>698995143
Niggers.
>>698984833
its not a theory if its not even a valid possibility
>>698984833
>What do you feel about the Flat Earth theory?
If earth is flat why are there mountains? Checkmate atheist
>>698995242
This and >>698995165 KEK
>>698995143
Nobody knows, maybe NASA does but they wont share this kind of info, they want people to believe that Earth is round and shit
>>698995165
Now thats edgy
>>698995242
Can your pic be any more blurred?
>>698995263
Uh oh, someone was dumb enough to believe everything they were told in school
>>698994960
"abyssal plains cover more than 50% of the Earth’s surface.[1][2] They are among the flattest, smoothest and least explored regions on Earth."
P.P.E. Weaver; J. Thomson; P. M. Hunter (1987). Geology and Geochemistry of Abyssal Plains (PDF). Oxford: Blackwell Scientific Publications. p. x. ISBN 0-632-01744-9. Retrieved 18 June 2010.
>abyssal plains cover more than 50% of the Earth’s surface.
>They are among the flattest, smoothest and least explored regions on Earth
>abyssal plains cover more than 50% of the Earth’s surface.
>They are among the flattest, smoothest and least explored regions on Earth
>abyssal plains cover more than 50% of the Earth’s surface.
>They are among the flattest,
>abyssal plains cover more than 50%
>they are pretty fucking flat
>>698995499
Atheists are the ones dumb enough to believe that Earth is round
Real cringe fest
>>698995713
what the hell is an abyssal plain
>>698984926
/thread
>>698994206
>a reason
>>698994206
The derivation of acceleration doesn't depend on the coordinate system of the geometry the plane is in. Don't the fucking teach anything in schools anymore?
If this were a file discussing the integral of 3 point journeys, then you'd have something, because 3 non-colinear points on a sphere are never the same as 3 non-colinear points on a cube. But it's not. It's just deriving the acceleration of an aircraft based on some wind factors. They could have assumed it was on a corkscrew shaped doughnut flying through hyperspace at the speed of light--it wouldn't affect anything, because the instantaneous change in velocity for any given moment of time is not dependent on the shape or rotation of the coordinate system it's conveyed in. Not unless you're dealing with relativistic time dilation, which GPS satellites do, so find us a manual of one of those treating the Earth as a cube of space and we'll talk again.
>>698995890
>>698995713
>abyssal plain
That's an underwater plain you fuck tard. We just perceive them as flat, but in reality they are slightly curved due to earths roundness.
how is this possible?
The crescent isnt showing to the sun.
>>698995823
>>>698995499 (You)
>Atheists are the ones dumb enough to believe that Earth is round
>Real cringe fest
You still didn't answer my mountain question tho. And I used checkmate atheist ironically unless you are too autistic to figure it out
>>698993796
what?
>>698984833
What do I feel about idiots arguing with other idiots? Deflated and flat
>>698996166
>we just pretend itz flat n shit til we get called out bout it
>then we chimp out saying we wuz joking cuze Earth is 100% round n shit
Sure thing monkey, cant you even see how shady that is?
ITT: Flat earth theorists are BTFO and dont even realise it
>>698993721
because nasa want to send shit to space, not japan.
>>698996184
vsauce has a video on this i'm pretty sure. it's the moon terminator illusion
nasa is full of shit
>>698996393
explain this
>>698996509
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>>698996169
wrong
>>698996455
>Illiterate child joins thread
I suppose you didnt even read the thread but the round fags are the ones being BTFO since they arent providing arguments, they are just sitting there in their flat safe space, believing in all the lies they were told
>>698996573
Here's my post
>>698993532
>>698996184
The sun is very far away. Just because it takes more of the sky than the moon doesn't mean it's closer. It's really not. It's really far out there.
>>698996676
How
>>698996641
mirage
>>698996710
thanks for linking anon
How exactly could a flat earth have formed according to you people?
It's impossible
>>698996641
Read this
>>698996846
And crawl back to your flat safe space
>>698996705
I'll have the smart people explain this to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuwjWZV8EA0
>>698996934
>inb4 god did it 6000 years ago
these people are fucking stupid
>>698996765
A team of NASA scientists are hacking the internet in real time to photoshop fake pictures of the horizon.
No wait, this all a dream, and nothing is real, but it's true that the dream Earth is flat in this not-real dream.
No wait, it's all an illusion, because gravity is bending the light downwards, which isn't really gravity at all, but the Earth moving SO fast upwards all the time that it's pushing everything *as if* there were gravity, and it's also bending the path of light, making it *appear* as if the boat and city on the other side of that body of water are below the horizon, but it's all just an illusion.
>>698984833
I wish I could understand the sudden resurgence...
Im an open minded nigger but I went looking for videos and writings on this shit to find out why the sudden popularity, and this is what I've managed to come up with:
1: looks flat from where Im standing
2: Bible says so
and most dubious of all
3: "Stars aren't balls of gas millions of miles away, theyre shimmering discs in the sky, the camera shows that!"
so, basically, I haven't heard an actual reason to support this shit. ever.
Impress me. Go.
>>698997116
Did I mention NASA photoshoppers are behind everything?
>>698996996
"proof" How is that proof? Can you explain this? Can I have sources from non biased sources? Thank you.
>>698993208
not in the slightest, but it does show the calibre of /b these days...
>>698997007
>nigger explaining science
Read this
>>698996393
>>698993711
the earth is moving which keeps us from falling into the sun
>>698997154
>non biased
Way to kill your own credibility immediately
>>698997154
Are you seriously impaired of looking up the definition of mirage? Well, what was i expecting of someone who believes that Earth is round
>>698996004
AN ANALYSIS OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR
VERY HIGH ACCURACY
IMAGE MOTION COMPENSATION
Prepared by
R. Grove, A. Mandl, and L. E. Watson
Optical and Electrical Department
El Segundo Technical Operations
AEROSPACE CORPORATION
El Segundo, California
page 28:
where G
is the vector from the camera nadir point to any ground point on a flat earth
http://www.nro.gov/foia/declass/mol/173.pdf
>>698997189
He is not a nigger. A nigger is a thug who relies on welfare and steals shit. Tyson is a black man. A person who contributes to society. Oh and I love how you just brush off my argument by calling someone a nigger. That's not an argument.
I don't care.
>>698984833
people have been to the south pole, ive met people who have been to the south pole, there are pictures and videos taken at the south pole. with this in mind, where is the edge?
>>698997189
>He's black therefore can't be right!
Literal retard detected
>>698984833
it was debunked hundreds of years ago
>>698997542
*thousands
>>698990655
Not according to gibbering meth shills?
>>698996764
>moon terminator illusion
Bullshit!
http://chrisjones.id.au/MoonIllusion/
When you mouse over this animation, you can see that this cant be right. Because the sun is going down, and not my perpective of view brings the horizon into darkness!
>>698997492
He isnt black, he is a nigger. Please refrain from using the word black since it triggers me.
>>698997432
A nigger is a nigger, debate that all you want. Your theory is so flawed it requires you to pretend Earth is flat (see here >>698995713) in order to work with math.
>>698997800
>I'm racist therefore the guy much smarter than me is wrong
>>698995890
it's like an abyssal fancy but a lot plainer ...
>>698997800
Does this trigger you?
>>698996705
hahahahahahahahahahahah
its the flat earthers not proving any evidence, literally all your evidence is just refutations of the round earth theory which is not evidence
>>698997866
Flat fags have being presenting you with arguments since the beggining of the thread. You chose not to read then its not my fault.
Also I am racist, whats the problem? Oh thats right, you follow things by the book. It is claimed that racists are stupid so racists are indeed stupid. Wow, makes sense now, all these racists providing arguments i cant refute but it doesnt matter cause people who arent racists are smarter.
>>698998181
Your arguments are awful and not worth engaging with.
>>698998082
Are you unable to read? I said black terms trigger me, not your stupidity in believing that Earth is round
>>698998094
As i said, iliterate child joins the thread. If you have read it you would see all the argumentation
>>698997542
So was using a poison to kill a poison...
Heyyy chemotherapy...
if the earth is flat show me a photo of the edge
>>698998181
The difference between you and him is that the "nigger" has a PHD, and you don't. All you have is a participation trophy from 1st grade.
>>698998414
inb4 he claims to have an "open and enlightened mind" or some shit
>>698998345
>yur argumenmts r stupid
>not me
>i is smart
>i wuldnt be able to debate the arguments
>so imma just say that yur arguments are stupid
>lol stupiid argumennets
A literal nigger
>>698989973
>>698988833
>>698990390
Based discworld Anon
>>698998181
even /pol/ laughs at you for believing in flat earth, and they're retards
>>698984833
>What do you feel about the Flat Earth theory?
It is the only one that makes sense.
>>698984926
i'd buy you gold for this if i wasn't broke
take my upvote instead, it's all i have to give.
>>698998657
But it makes no sense
>>698998502
This is you. I couldn't find a better image if I tried you cuck.
>2016
>we're using our computers to discuss whether or not the world is flat
I fucking love this species sometimes.
http://chrisjones.id.au/MoonIllusion/
this cant be right, if the sun is going down, the moonrotation is false.
>>698998414
>>698998502
The "nigger"
Kek using apostrophe to say things politically correct
You are the joke here nigger, not being able to debate facts you proceed to run and hide in your safe place
Have fun believing in all the lies you are told
>>698998400
>>698998805
The irony is that you are the one who needs a "safe space" where you sit in a vacuum hearing your copypasted opinions repeated back to you.
>>698998884
that's standard alt-right shit
accuse everyone else of doing exactly what you're actually doing
>>698998827
Kek
>>698998717
It does. You just dont get it because you've been lied to and indoctrinated your entire life.
>>698998827
fucking TOLD
>>698998805
I used Nigger in quotations because I was quoting you. I don't give a shit if people say nigger, faggot, gas the jews or whatever. You people are the one's in the safe spaces. Being constantly proven wrong by scientists and normal people all over the world. Inb4 "but muh flat earths!" Just crawl into a cave banging rocks, while saying that "the illuminati controls us all!"
>>698999079
uh huh
>>698998610
/pol/lacks are too cucked to believe in flat Earth. Shame though, i expected more.
>>698998884
Do you even know the definition of safe space nigger? I suppose not, you believe that Earth is round afterall. Safe space is where you go hide when you have a different opinion. Thankfully, not only i am very proud of my opinions but i am not a faggot that runs and hides away because i cant take criticism like you. Why not try and refute some of the arguments shown? Scared that you get BTFO twice?
>>698988269
Rember as you get closer to C time slows down so the acelration would not have to be as great.
people still believe in falt earth
>>698998793
>discuss???
i haven't done any research = Globe
or
i haven't done any research = flat
or
i have done research = Globe
or
i have done research = flat
Where is i have done research = Indecisive??
>>698984833
I feel like taking a shit.
>>698999431
kek
>>698998827
PREACH
>>698998827
S_nigger
>>698992629
This is why you shouldn't skip grade school.
>>698999528
This image is to the flat earth fags out there
ITT round fags get BTFO so hard they are trying to derail the thread so they can sleep at night
>>698999696
>12 yo kys meme
>XDDDDDD
>>698999806
Says the ass-devastated flatfaggot
Go fap to loli porn, nigger
>>698999946
Already doing it
I love cry babies like yourself
>>699000131
>Already doing it
You win this round, shitlord...
Fuck flat
>>698999431
people still believe in NASA
>rattle rattle
>>699000131
This is now a loli thread thanks to flat earth
Ya bunch of sheeples and brain washed dummies...Earth is not flat..it is hollow!
>>699000741
>>699000775
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>>699000849
>>699000799
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>>699000897
somebody order DIAPERS
>>699001076
>>699000897
nice man
>>699001089
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>>699001089
what the fuck man
>>699001154
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>>698996573
Thx, you are right!
>>699000832
if it was hollow, where the fuck does wind come from???
>What do you feel about the Flat Earth theory?
Pity.
>>699001259
kek
>>699001336
>>699001272
thanks /b/ro
>using loli for evil
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Get back to your thread and think about what you did.
>>699001427
No problem.
Oh and these gentleSPOOKs will escort you to the VIP table.
>>699001626
>evil
considering that flat earth fags were here before, I did a civil service.
>>699001665
Wonderful!
>>699001809
Posting loli in a thread in an attempt to take it over.
Brother, that sounds more like... Spiderman behavior to me.
You have lost your way.
>>699001809
This SPOOK will take your order.
Here are some observations that can be made without the use of government agencies, because apparently they are corrupt and can't be trusted.
1. The moon observed from the northern hemisphere will be flipped from the moon observed in the southern hemisphere. This is true because the earth is a sphere. It is also true that the sky rotates counter clockwise while in the northern hemisphere, and clockwise in the southern hemisphere. This would not be possible if the Earth was flat. These observations can be made with a partner and a Skype call.
2. Observations of every other celestial body will show them to be spherical, many times with small spherical objects orbiting around them. These observations can be made with an amateur telescope.
3. Hold a golf ball in front of a light source. Notice how a curved shadow appears on it. This is how the phases of the moon works. This experiment would not work with a disc. If we know the moon is a sphere, then we can assume the Earth is also a sphere.
4. The Coriolis effect would not be possible if we were not on a spinning object. You can prove the Coriolis effect exists by purchasing a high powered rifle and trying to make a long shot.
>>699002102
5. Humans are notoriously bad at imagining scale. Lack of visible curvature is not telling. If we were to scale down, a bacteria would not be aware of curvature on a 40m boulder. On a side note, amateur rockets shot 100,000m into the sky fail to mention how thin the atmosphere is compared to the overall size of the Earth, as well as the effect a camera lens has on field of view.
6. An amateur photographer can photograph man made satellites on dark night. Much of our technologies rely on them and they would not work with any other model of gravity.
7. There are 50 space agencies around the globe. 155 moon missions by 6 different countries. 112 spacecraft manufacturers. 10 space stations, 7 of them being russian, some of them launched during the cold war (a time when the world wasn't really getting along.) 1100 active satellites. 43 missions to venus. 40 missions to mars. 9 missions to jupiter. 9 missions around the sun, 5 missions to saturn, 17 asteroid and comet missions. Hundreds of airline companies, Tens of thousands of pilots. Hundreds of shipping companies, hundreds of telecommunications companies, thousands of meteorologists, tens of thousands of physicists astronomers and mechanical engineers, and hundreds of news agencies that are all lying to you? And theres never been one single whistleblower? ever?
>>699001965
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>>699002184
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>>698997755
Nah dude. There's only one circle where the sun can increase in distance to the Earth, and not change its angle of silhouette to the moon. Rarely is the sun in a position to be within this circle. As you increment the distance of the sun, its angle relative to the moon changes. If you mentally imagine the distance to the sun increasing, and you are correctly envisioning 3 dimensions in your mind, you will see that its angle relative to the moon also changes. Here's the math.
Let Earth be coordinates 0,0,0. Let the moon be coordinates a,b,c. Let the sun be coordinates x,y,z.
The distance from the Earth and the sun increases if the ratios between x:y:z remain constant. The angle between the sun and the moon, relative to an observer on Earth, call it α is given by the law of cosines,
(x-a)(x-a)+(y-b)(y-b)+(z-c)(z-c)=aa+bb+cc+xx+yy+zz-2-2*sqrt(aa+bb+cc)*sqrt(xx+yy+zz)*cos(α)
This simplifies to xa+yb+zc=sqrt(aa+bb+cc)*sqrt(xx+yy+zz)*cos(α)
You can see that if we multiply x,y,z by some arbitrary value, n, that the equation remains unchanged.
nxa+nyb+nzc=sqrt(aa+bb+cc)*sqrt(nnxx+nnyy+nnzz)*cos(α)=sqrt(aa+bb+cc)*sqrt(xx+yy+zz)*cos(α)*n=n*(xa+yb+zc)
Ergo, the angle α does not change as the distance of the sun increases from Earth. Thus, there is an infinite number of positions satisfying the condition "the sun is lower than the moon on the horizon," with variable vertical distance, y, from that horizon. There is no angle short of the moon's crescent that can create an implausible geometry in 3 dimensions, short of being on the left, when the sun's on the right.
I do this shit all day long dude. I envision 3, or even 4 dimensional constructs in my mind, and imagine how the light reflects, and what the probability of photons in a quantum distribution pattern would look like, and I've been doing this all my life. I'm telling you. Yes, the very simple elliptical orbit of the Earth around the sun, with its reflected light off the moon makes sense.
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>>698994206
>>698994520
>>698996004
>>698997407
A simple explanation of that out-of-context assumption is that in order to make simple derivatives of known equations, NASA doesn't make any assumptions about trajectory.
Normal parabolic trajectory (flight) inherently implies gravity (which rules out a flat Earth). NASA doesn't imply that the Earth is flat, they are setting up a hypothetical world where it is in order to derive rates of change in a linear flight model.
>>699002292
... cont.
Your brain's just confused, because it can't understand the distance to the sun, because it's too far away to determine it with depth perception. But if you really still can't get it to work, then make a little 3d model with a lightbulb and shit, and you will see that yes, the sun can appear to be "below" the moon when viewed from the Earth's horizon, while in fact being above in reality, because you can't determine the spatial position of an object by its angle relative to the horizon. That would be equivalent to finding a congruence between triangles by angles alone, and ever geometer worth their protractor and straight edge knows that's impossible--you need at least the measurement of a side in order to determine the congruence of a triangle, and you can't get that by just looking at the sun. That only give you angle information, not spatial distance information.
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