Share your secrets /b/ and confess it among your brethren.
>I never wash my hands after I go to the washroom.
>>698984348
That's a shitty secret.
>>698984348
Pajeet please. Hope you dont cook anyones food.
When I was 12 I think there was someone watching me pee in the bathroom at my school. I remember a tall male peering over the stall staring at me but didn't recognize him as anyone familiar.
>>698984348
I used to beat my dog
I jerk off to minecraft porn.
>>698985088
Why?
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>698985213
Because I was angry and didn't know how to control it.
>>698985358
Did you end up killing your dog?
>>698984348
I fucked a hooker once and got herpes from her but never told any of my future partners.
>>698984348
If I told you my secrets they wouldn't be secret any longer, would they.
I have wanted to fuck my sister in law since the day I met her. I got a really good look at her tits the other day when she was bent over (nipples and all) and I was extremely under whelmed by them. It actually almost turned me off.
>>698985661
degenerate
>>698985775
niggah just post your secrets already fag. No one cares about your shit posting.
>>698985775
On /b/ it's Schrodinger's secret. Since no one knows who you are, it is still a secret and at the same time it isn't.
Ever since my first girlfriend every woman I've been involved with has never been able to satisfy my mentally.
I've never been able to be honest with a woman because everyone I fuck is always too stupid for me.
I use to think I was an arrogant fuck or maybe it was ADHD but I got involved with a much older and better educated woman and the pattern was the same.
Now I just fuck women ten years younger than me and dump them the first sign it gets serious or they get attached.
I hate it.
>>698985805
>almost
how did they look like? does she have an awesome ass that compensates for it`?
>>698986076
Cuck
when I was 19 I fucked my classmate/friend's 16 year old sister
>>698986198
Her entire body is outstanding. She's in her 30s with a kid but looks like she's 16. Everything about her is hot and she's got B tits and puffy nipples. But when I saw her tits they just weren't what I expected at all.
>I would still demolish every hole in her body
Someone sent me old porn mags from when cp was legal but with the pics blacked out and only the captions and text visible. It's interesting to read the text and wonder what the pics were.
>>698986211
Fuck I'm just amazed you could type those four letters and fathom that stunningly original insult while your tiny hands full of a myriad of nigger cocks thrusting against and your eyes strain through a canopy of dangling nig nog balls to see this thread.
>>698986496
and why is that a secret?
>>698984348
My girlfriend was recently asked to join her friend and her friend's boyfriend in a threesome. Maybe it was because my girlfriend told me but later that night I got a text from her friend saying I can join to if I wanted. I'm not sure if I want to go with this or not.
On one hand this is just for fun. No strings attached and we can stop whenever we want. Plus my girlfriend's friend is kind of hot to be honest.
On the other hand it feels like I got invited out of pity because I found out and of course it's kind of like cuckold.
>>698986688
it's not cuck if you get to fuck,
I love squirting milk from my boobs, i think it's the coolest thing ever and disappointed I can't show everyone I know i can do it
also not pregnant
My friends Ffion and Leroy have sex almost everyday and without knowing Lee takes pics and videos and send me them
>>698984348
I make out with a stuffed toy every night pretending it's my future partner. I cuddle it to pretending that is how i'll cuddle with my future bf/gf (bisexual)
>>698986688
it's not cuckold if you fuck the other girl. I know that I'd do it. But everyone has to make that decision himself of course. Discuss it with your gf?
>>698986038
top kek good one m8
>>698986688
Your GF chill with it?
>>698986805
when did you start being able to do this? Was it an always thing?
Have you had a bf that likes to taste?
>>698986688
dont do it. that guy will try to slip it in your butt.
>>698986805
>I love squirting milk from my boobs i think it's the coolest thing ever and disappointed I can't show everyone I know i can do it
show it to us then
>>698986893
I DO THE SAME
>>698986751
Such platitudes really warm the cockles of my heart
>>698986611
btw, does anyone know if that is legal? And would it break the rules here?
i banged my cousin when we were 16. She is adopted but still cant let the family know.
>>698986893
Aw. What sort of stuffed toy?
Have you had b/gfs in the past?
>>698986776
Is that actually how it works?
>>698986902
>>698986985
We talked about it and she's fine with it if I'm alright with it. She's giving the decision to me.
>>698987016
My worst fear...
I wet the bed for 18 years...
>>698987140
>cockles
>cock
COCK
>>698986675
The guy would have been furious, also he was drunk and vomitting like 5 meters away (we were on a trip), also she had a bf who joined us a day later on the trip, but she broke up with him like 2 days later, still during the trip because of me (didnt tell the guy the reason tho). now-ex-bf became sad, got turnt up, blacked out, was robbed kek
>>698987009
About a month now, i self-induced because i always wanted to do it since i've got a breastfeeding fetish
nah im single and not really sure how i'd tell a future partner about it
>>698987027
i meant show everyone that actually matters
>>698987263
>Is that actually how it works?
Yup. Cuckolding is about being cheated on an d the powerlessness from it. If you're swinging and swapping together, it's not cuck.
>>698987380
is the fetish to feed a guy or a kid? What do you fantasise about?
How much can you express? Are your boobs much bigger?
also how old are you?
I have a carnal urge to impregnate my aunt
>>698987380
>i meant show everyone that actually matters
Kek!
im a pedo and hug the pillow everynight pretending its the little girl i love
>>698987367
pic related shit nigga this ain't no dickensian litrature.
y u gotta spell it. anon is pussyfooting around to make a subtle joke.
now if yall got to titter that's fine but don't be so obvs
>>698987254
Its big stuffed teddy bear like in the pic and I have only had one boyfriend but we only dated for 6 months and we only kissed. He didn't end up liking me as much as I liked him :(
I have a incestuous relationship with my family.
>>698987775
missed quads
who is she?
>>698987798
do you touch the bear sexually?
>>698984348
My wife is a hotwife and she's currently at my friends house right now on a date.
>>698987553
Post a picture of your tits leaking
>>698987798
How old are you? You seem young.
>>698987798
It'll happen, anon. Do you meet guys/girls much?
Do you masturbate much?
>>698987834
what do you mean ??
by who's the girl i love ?
>>698987945
she wont be your wife for long.
Sucked a dick one time when I was like 16. I never told anyone but at the same time if it was revealed to the world.....meh.
>>698986688
>it feels like I got invited out of pity because I found out
this
>>698987553
To feed a guy, I used to have a hucow fetish but i've gone off that now and just prefer mommy/son roleplay.
I can express about 20ml~ for both boobs, this pic is what I got when I did it an hour ago, but i've been slacking off lately with pumping so I'm not getting loads.
My boobs haven't gone up a cup size but theyre noticably bigger and feel bouncier
I'm 24
One time I went to the house of a boi I have a crush on, and he took my sweater and wore it. I took it back and didn't wash it for the next few weeks. I wore it any time I was lonely.
(About a month after this I found out that he likes me too, and that was almost 4 months ago. He still doesn't know about this tho.)
>>698988033
like her relationship to you, not her address and phone nubmer
>>698988253
Why the fuck haven't you posted a picture of your tits yet? Let's see those glorious milk duds
>>698987161
Someone posted SFW pics of daisy's destruction yesterday, so I'm pretty sure it isn't against the rules. Might be illegal though. Anyway, cp is probably the most retarded shit that has ever crossed some human's mind. Even the average ISIS member is less evil than the guys that produce/enjoy that shit.
>>698988368
lol man...she doesnt even know me, im a fucking weirdo who has never kissed or even held a girls hand
>>698986893
Aw that's actually really cute. The boy i like has a Callie (a character from a video game) plush that I assume he does this with, and I find it really cute for some reason.
>>698987375
lol nice story, ty for sharing
>>698988253
Do you have kik?
i really really just want to grab someone of the street, bash his face in and put him back where someone sees him, so that he wont die but feels immense pain and maybe gets mentally destroyed. i also want to randomly put drugs in peoples drinks, not to rape them just to fuck them over.
i also want to steal very valuable stuff from people i know and just sink it down in some river.
also i want to just build up a relationsship with some bitch that i am way out of league for and make her the happiest person ever and then just leave with a bang to fuck her over.
i have not done stuff like this yet, except beating people up ( but not even close to deadly )
if life gives me shit one more time i think i will finally crack
>>698988253
I'm sure there are loads of guys into the roleplay. Ever tried to explore the scene?
>>698987263
Don't do it anon. Or only do it if you all do molly.
Orgies are awkward as hell.
However if you can muscle out this other chicks boyfriend and just make it you, your GF and her maybe try it?
>>698987375
So basically your pursuit of pussy caused all kinds of chaos. Metaphor for life.
>>698988615
your psichopaty is too damn high
>>698986805
1. Let's see 'em
2. When can we meet?
>>698988615
Sociopath
>>698987798
Cute! I have a massive one just like that, that I sleep with every night
>>698988383
im alrite as i am m8 thnx
>>698988588
yeah but i never use it and when the 500 people add me ill just stop talking to any of you since i wont be able to keep up and remember you individually
>>698988677
Yeah i'm on fetlife but all the guys i've come across are either old enough to be my dad, or very clingy and desperate or super cringe worthy. I like the roleplay but I want to meet a human being I can tolerate first
i am the zodiac killer
>>698988879
Knew it was coming....
>>698988812
What's your fetlife?
>>698988812
>I like the roleplay but I want to meet a human being I can tolerate first
Ah. There's your problem right there.
I know a girl who started dating a guy and got him into Mom/Son stuff, though they also switch to Dd/Lg too. So you might find someone openminded.
do you leak and need to wear pads? What do you do with the milk?
Last time I swung with my buddy he and his girl plus my girlfriend sucked me off. That's the first time it's ever happened. His girl quickly switched me off to him before I busted and came in his mouth. Idk how to feel about it.
>>698988879
Didn't capitalize the i
Didn't put a period
U r fagt
>>698988470
hope it's not illegal.
>>698987263
Don't be afraid anon. You might enjoy it.
I fucked a 19 year old while I was 14/15.
>>698984348
I went to a college orgy once and all I got was a blow job the entire day. Ended up just sitting in the corner watching everyone have sex and having fun.
Feels bad man...
>>698987877
No, but I mean sometimes when i'm making out with it and cuddling and i'm thinking about my future partner sexual thoughts pop into my mind. I have never masturbated on it though or anything like that.
>>698988017
Thanks, and yeah I do. Not everyday, on a weekly basis maybe? I have sexual thoughts more frequently but I don't masturbate to them or it doesn't always put me in the mood I guess.
>>698988552
Really!? I honestly thought it was weird but i'm glad its not that weird. Yeah I think the guy you like probably does that. Idk, maybe it's cute because you get to see the persons idk softer side? idk
>>698988812
I have been sleeping with a stuffed toy since I was 10! Hahaha
>>698988331
If you like him and you know he likes you why havent you made a move
>>698989230
What do you usually think about when you do it? What does put you in the mood?
Also, random question, what do you get off to on /b/?
>>698984348
I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
>>698988253
Don't keep doing it it depletes your vitamin reserves and omega 3 fatty acids
I'm pooping right now and no one knows so it is a secret
Stole my high school crush's used panties with vag discharge marks on them once when we went to her house to work on a project. Used to jerk off with them. Good times
>>698986628
kek
>>698985805
This happened to me before, tits don't look that great sometimes. Knew this girl with huge tits, she bent over one day and I saw how saggy and veiny they were.
>>698989044
I could post all sorts of hilarious messages I get from people, and it doesn't just happen on fetlife. The cringey shit some of you people have written me on kik is just beyond me why anyone would think it gets a girl interested in you
Yeah i'm a switch too, i feel like a lot of the guys also force their fetishes onto me, like i've gotten a bunch of people wearing diapers thinking because i'm a mommy i'm just gonna clean their shitty ass
I don't wear pads though I didn't think it really leaked until recently. I'd gone a few days without pumping so the slightest squeeze would send it squirting out, was pretty funny and in awe when I noticed it
at the moment i just throw it away, i'm single and don't really wanna drink it myself so i'm kinda just trying to boost my supply for when i do meet someone
>>698989408
i do replenish them you know... otherwise every breastfeeding mother everywhere is gonna have a bad time
>>698989142
That's just sad.
>>698984348
I have a sixth sense
The thought of someone fucking my daughter turns me on. I have a fantasy where I am downstairs in the house unaware that a male is upstairs fucking mu daughter. I'm not a dad. I wonder if this fantasy has popped into my head because I never had sisters and didn't have any female cousins either.
i work for CTR to post anti trump rhetoric. most of what we get paid to post are strait up lies. it's all about quantity not quality.
>>698986628
Lmao rekkkkkt
>>698989682
shit
please elaborate
>>698985265
prove it faggot
>>698986211
How is that a cuck you imbecile?
>>698989644
Just that fantasy or more? Do you want a daughter in the future?
>>698989613
>it doesn't have to be forced in a relationship. You learn to try each other's stuff and can grow to like it.
Though I don't get the daiper people. I'm not a switch, more of a daddy type, though I think I'd try in the right circumstances. I also like the milky boobs but more in a pregnancy/new mother context.
Was your last bf pretty straight-laced?
Me and my wife got another couple drunk so we could both fuck my friends wife. Once he passed out we got her to play truth or dare and we all got dared to run around the house naked. Once she came out of her clothes my wife moved in and started making out with her. We ended up fucking her on the same sectional here husband was passed out on
>>698989682
Naturally. Nobody would choose Hillary if given the complete truth now, would they?
A guy forced me to suck his dick once i never told anyone about it well until now.
>>698986688
Your girlfriend wants to fuck that guy and not have to feel bad about it and it kinda slips you down a notch of respect from her. Dump her and get a better girl that won't cuck you
>>698988253
I tried that. But I found out that i really don't like the taste of human milk.
I've been going to orgys with my girlfriend for two years now. I don't tell them that she's my girlfriend just to see how rowdy they get with her.
>>698984348
True Story.
I was horny as fuck for my best friend 13 YO sister and i asked her many times for kiss.
I asked her(Usually succesful) many times "Can you show me your toenails ?" because seeing the her coloured toes driven me horny as fuck - Usually it was regular Red colour or Grey, sometimes Blue or Brown, i once seen cute combination of Grey, White and Brown that made me cum hard (She did not seen it).
I also one succesful asked her to take off a shoes, wear blue dress and use a lipgloss - She looked like a Angel, and this time agreed that i can kiss her in lips. God. It was beautful but she told me she wan't to see me never again. Because usually she was mad at me i asked her many times, till she not agree.
Thank God her brother and parents don't know about it.
It was Sweet :3
I dance to loading zone announcements.
>>698989794
moar? Also, censored pics are really cp or just simulated?
I've been having with my older sister since I was 15. We haven't told anyone about it yet and we're scared of getting caught sooner or later.
>>698990010
Well I started as a submissive and grew into a dom after being cheated on by my ex, like it flipped a switch. Being the dominant one makes me feel less vulnerable I suppose
nah he was actually really kinky. We met on fetlife as owner/pet originally, but like i said above, he's a cunt
>>698990205
from what ive gathered its like warm ice cream
>>698988615
Sounds like you should just begin to dig a hole tonight. The world can live without you, and it's better that you vanish, than people gets beaten half to death and gets drugged. Plus we don't need yet another theif in this civilisation.
>>698986688
Just do it. You're young. You only live once. Experience it and see what you think.
>>698989383
When I masturbate? I watch porn. Right now there is someone I like so I imagine its us in the scene. Lol i'm a virgin so I try and learn some techniques for when I lose it.
As I said before, I have sexual thoughts frequently. I kind of love the idea of getting objectified. Lately I have been loving the lewd pics and videos shared of the olympian athletes. The thought of me doing something and people thinking dirty thoughts and checking me out turns me on. What really turns me on is if i'm "innocent" and it turns out sexual. For example i'm bending down unaware my cleavage is showing and it's turning someone on or you can see my butt through my sundress.
>>698990579
I don't have the uncensored pics, but I understand they are from the era in the 1970s before it was illegal.
>>698989142
If you were having fun, then was the problem?
I want to gangbang my daughter with a bunch of guys, turning her into a cummy mess
>>698990662
Yeah, it's a serious, yet exciting thing.
>be me
>9 years old
>at grandmas
>in bathroom sitting on toilet
>playin with my wee wee
>grandma comes in
>''let me help you with that''
>received my first blow job from my grandma when I was 9
>tmw I am the shota
Everytime i make a joke in a thread and it gets any kind positive response (a simple "top kek" or "lol" is enough) i screenshot everything and save it a folder on my pc titled "wins". Sometimes i go through the folder to feel good about myself.
Also i started a small forest fire when i was a teenager.
>>698990924
I meant watching everyone else have fun.
>>698985816
Profligate
>>698989682
Lies.
>>698986688
Dub dubs deserves real answer.
You pretty much are painted in the corner here. Your best option is to get in on the action and fuck the other girl and then a little later dump your gf. Your girl is already planning on fucking him so you know she's a sloot. If you decline you're a full fledged cuck if you stay with her. Or you could just dump her. But why not get to fuck her friend as a consolation prize?
>>698991027
Nothing wrong with that.
>>698990734
Post tits
>>698990932
How old? Will you be present partaking in the action or just watching?
Im the top Pokemon GO player in my city... i've been using bots since they were available.
I don't even know how the game fully works and i dont even have it in my phone anymore (uses too much battery)
I feel up my MIL every chance I get.
>>698990734
I've got to run off but I'd like to keep in contact. You sound really interesting and I'd like to ask more about the objectification etc. Oh, and what kind of porn.
You you have an anon email address or anything?
I'm at [email protected]
>>698990734
I don't think you should do it.
Yes, it be sweet and the new fetish you could love very much
But if not, it can give a really big scar.
My friend did it, and he's "scared for life" as he puts it.
>>698991027
Aww, that's a nice idea. I should make a folder too.
>>698990677
interesting. Owner/pet eh? Good you've come into your own power though anon.
When I was 14 I ate out my friend's 11 year old sister while he watched and jerked off to it. She liked it I guess because we did it a few times but stopped when she got her period.
>>698991027
Yikes I did something similar. I use to keep a notepad file of every facebook status that got more than a certain amount of likes.
It was weird there was a period of time when people would see me in real life and be like "I love everything you post on Facebook, I show my friends".
It was usually just one liners and snide remarks about current events.
my dick is smaller than a rat
>>698984348
i did the holocaust
>>698991634
rats are big
>>698984348
I collect yous.
>>698991343
I'll email you! Also you asked for tits? Here lol
>>698991676
Claiming responsibility for something that never happened doesn't make you cool, anon. But I admire the sentiment. You deserve a cold beverage.
>>698991834
thanks
>>698991347
Oh yeah maybe it's only appealing in the mind
I'm actually a very nice person
>>698991217
17, almost 18. Will be partaking
My brother threw a party at the house while the parents were gone, I called the police and he's in prison now
>>698991803
Did you like if u being raped (delicated)?
>>698990687
i dont give a shit dude
I am the incarnation of societys failure and you have to deal with it.
i know i am fucked in the head but its a part of me now and it wont go away because people dont care enough to ask how are you
beaten dogs bite
>>698985805
I've been attracted to my wife's niece since she was a teen. When she turned 16 I was 29 and all she did was flirt and temp me. Touch here rub there. She even started moving the "goodbye" kisses on the cheek to my lips at one point. (Just pecks but on the lips none the less) even came into my tent in only a baking and jumped on me straddling me one time camping when my wife left to the store. I know I could have fucked her but never did. Now she's 30 and married but I see her every week and she still on occasion does something flirty that makes me crazy.
>>698991027
that part witht he forrest fire made me laugh
so sudden and sweet
>>698991803
>>698991803
Actually it wasn't me who asked but I'm not complaining. They are great tits.
Anyway gtg. Speak soon I hope.
>>698991968
The thought of my daughter having her head in my lap with my dick in her mouth while she is spread out and getting fucked my lots of guys turns me on a lot. I'm not a dad and I don't have a daughter (I'm inly 20).
>>698991803
Hey baby que paso?
>>698991803
Your tits are fucking gross, get the fuck out of here.
I dress up in a full body costume w/ mask as an anime girl. I spend hundreds of dollars on outfits and I struggle to hide all of my stuff from friends when they visit.
>>698992360
Not Latino, south Asian. My background is Pakistani. Born in Canada.
I just see zoofilia with my sister and we two get a great excitation.
>>698992033
No, rape doesn't turn me on.
>>698992387
I don't think you know what you're talking about
I've been camwhoring since i was 16
>>698991968
Is this just a fantasy or do you actually have one!?
>>698992609
Whats phantasy turn you on?
I jack off to mostly animated and 3-D porn now because watching actual porn just makes me think of my ex and I get sad and lose my erection.
>>698991195
>>698991374
>>698991632
>>698992136
congrats everyone, you will all be immortalized in the folder. :)
>>698992063
>even came into my tent in only a baking
is she a cupcake?
>>698986038
Not really how that works, but funny nonetheless. +1 internet for you.
>>698984348
ive raped 3 or 4 girls. got away with all of them. last girl i raped was a virgin
I found out 6 months ago that i was raped several times by a neighbor when i was 9 (im 23)
I'm >>698991027
You should save this one in a folder called losses.
>>698984348
Hah, you normie! I chew my toenails and fingernails. I snip off my pubes, armpit hair, etc and eat it. I can't sleep because she will get me, and the only time I do sleep is when I turn the light on because it keeps my sins away.
>>698984348
i kicked a mexican off a bridge to his death after he tried to mug me....then walked home and went to bed, never reported it.
>>698992063
There has been absolutely no sexual tension between my sister in law and I. I actually believe she doesn't find me in the least bit attractive. I'm not a bad looking dude and her sister (my wife) is a very attractive woman, hence the reason I married her. She is a bit stuck up and knows she's hot. Given the right amount of alcohol though and enough time alone I'm pretty sure i could bang her.
I know for a fact she has seen my dick.
I was at their house one day drinking with them and used their downstairs bathroom that didn't have a door knob in it (huge hole where the knob should be) and I was taking a piss and heard foot steps walk to the door and stop. It remained quiet the whole time I was pissing then immediately when I was done walked away again. I actually had a bit of a hard on anyhow and made sure I turned my dick towards the door. She was in the kitchen less than 5 feet away when I walked out.
My secret is that I don't know how to tie shoelaces. 22
>>698993013
some story, pretty please?
I'm an up and coming drug dealer in PA. I go by the name Dijkstra after my favorite historic role model.
>>698984348
I'm secretly bisexual and have already sucked a guys cock in a gay sauna abroad once. The bad thing is, I fucking love women and find them hot as shit, but I keep fantasising about my male friends stuffing their cocks in my throat and asshole.
Oh well.
>>698985088
Kill yourself
>>698991133
This so fucking much, and throw in a consolation threeway, end of discussion
>>698987313
The worst part is those 18 years started when you were 20
>>698990677
Having gone through this whole conversation I just wanted to chime in and say I TOTALLY get what you mean here. I'm 23, actually did just the same for kink reasons. I did find ONE guy who loved the hell out of it and was amazing, just we don't work well outside the bedroom.
After seen Jim Carrey talking about Illuminati shits on a talk show, and two weeks later his girlfriend commited "suicide".
I just can stop to see holes in the system... and it turn me on...
I haven't had a gf since I was 17 (now 23) and after doing nothing but watching porn and fapping at least twice a day during that time I think it has fucked me up mentally. Because I have a gf now and she's super cute and I can't maintain an erection with her.
>>698993496
Kik? Ddbb0423
In high school me and my friends falsely accused this kid of being a school shooter for the lulz and it caught on with school authorities and the cops.
>>698993014
There are too many loses to bother saving them all, the wins are rare gems.
Also you are not me.
My girlfriend (the only one I had) never wanted to take pictures with me... after we cut, I see her facebook with a new guy, with pictures and retrica and all these shits.
I just feel bad.
I have a hard time enjoying company of women, they are simply not interesting in any way except for sex. None of them have anything that can upgrade my existence, materially, spiritually, you name it. It is like they are made for nothing but reproduction. I fight this thought everyday when me and my girlfriend are together and not having sex, but it seems to me that I can't escape it
>>698984348
I've been to about a dozen orgies with one of my chad-ish friends, but to be honest they kind of suck. Sure, sex with hot chicks is great, but I think you'd have to be kind of a sociopath to prefer group sex to two person sex. There's no feeling of intimacy, no time to focus on any one person. Usually they either just break down to be a few couples who just happen to be having sex in the same room, or things stay group focused, but there always ends up being one or two people that are just performing oral and not getting anything.
Group sex is massively overrated. Try it once for lulz tho.
>>698992732
My girl
>>698993184
Theres not much to say, i didnt even remember it til my sister implied it by mistake a few months ago.
I just remember the guy, he was pretty nice and would give us kinder eggs from time to time.
However, i do not remember anything about him touching me, and apparently it happened by almost a year.
>>698992986
Lol, sorry bikini. That day I thought it was going to go down but once she started wrestling with me and tickling me I had instaboner and knew I would not be able to hold back so I jumped up and out of the tent and walked her to the beach to watch her tan.
>>698994001
I feel exactly like u. But recently I see men like just sexual animals too. Its like our XXI`s culture it's become in an bunch androgen shits buying delusions and making their own Egos a copy-paste of others.
>>698994001
I'm the opposite way, I like being around them and enjoying myself until I get horny then it's like full blown we should get together or I'm gonna go home and handle this myself.
>>698993627
no, you just have it whenever you want it, effortless, instant sexual gratification with no fuss or work, there is no way any girl can match that...my girl complains, i loose a boner...you know who dosent complain...? PORN!
she asks "why dont we have sex often"
my answer this last time was "because you dont do what i want, you complain and throw a fucking tantrum if you dont get your way, porn is easier and never gets pregnant!"
i was pissed at her at the time....she has been quiet for a while...im all she really has, so leaving me isnt an option, and ive been making her emotionally dependent, il have her trained in time.the answer to this is, stop porn, put effort into her, use a reward system, don't play mind games, women exeed at them because they aren't logical. when she feels like you are in charge....you will be, that's when the training can begin
>>698992972
Fuck yes!!
>>698994001
Had that problem a lot too lately, so I know that feel. I know that somewhere there's bound to be a girl who isn't petty or materialistic, but I've yet to find one. Plus there's the little problem that after a friend taught me how to pick up married chicks, I now know that 95% of the time, being in a relationship doesn't stop a chick from sleeping with you. Makes it hard to imagine a long term relationship.
>>698994001
It sounds like you need to find a new girl. You probably just feel lust for girls in general, and it's clear that you have yet to meet a girl that has something to offer besides her looks
>>698984348
I piss in the sink to save water by not flushing the toilet, i have since i was 14 and i'm 23 now. my parents don't know, and neither does my gf.
>>698994448
>Train her
>Use a reward system
>But don't ay mind games
Nigga what?
>>698994216
Yeah, i was curious about the part "i don't remember it at all". I kinda have the doubt i've been molested as a kid but i have no precise memories, i just remember my mother flashing herself a lot until i was like ten, and her trying to touch me "as a joke", then everything suddenly stopped. I also have some signs of adult molestation victims, like porn addiction, tendency to like huge age-gap relationships, difficulty to start or mantain romantic relationships, borderline disorder and depression.
But i don't clearly remember real molestation. And i have quite a good relationship with my mom.
when i was 11 - 13 i would regularly meet up with older guys i found in chatrooms.
>>698992063
She has the same perfect figure as my wife, (amazing ass and hips) even resembles my wife in the face. On more than one occasion people mistake them for one another. once even my son was standing next to her hitting her butt saying mom mom mom and she looked down laughing and said I'm not your mom! Actually that's probably why I am so attracted to her, I have fantasies of being with her and my wife at the same time. God what a dream.
>>698994809
you motherfucker
I was so sick of her shit by the end of the night. She was your typical entitled, spoiled, feminazi liberal arts bitch. But it's funny how things work out. The opportunities that present themselves sometimes...
I was the only one left upright at the end of the night. Everyone else had either passed out or gone home. I was high-time I did that myself. I went to the bathroom for a last piss before I hit the road, and then I saw her. Curled up on the cold tile floor, using the shower mat for a pillow. The responsible, gentlemanly thing to do would have been to get her to a bed or at least of the cold tile floor.
I knelt down beside her and shook her gentle. She didn't respond at all. Oh, if only I were THAT kind of person! But... maybe tonight... I could be. I tested the waters. I pushed firmly on her shoulder and her only reaction was a slight annoyed moan. I pushed and poked at her, each time more firmly, to see if she would come out of her drunken, stupor. And to my delight, she did not. I reached down to that special place, that place that held everything... through the folds... the wet, slippery slick folds... and I found what I was looking for. So I took it. I thought once would be enough for me, but it wasn't. She was so out of it, I don't even think she was awake. So I kept going back for more, until I gotten everything I wanted from her.
And that's the story of how I stole $80 bucks out of some drunk chick's purse that she had spilled beer into. Wet money, but still, 80 bucks! Oh, I drew cocks on her forehead.
>>698994901
How did that turn out?
>>698994141
Hottie. Share some fantasies. Story timeeeeeeeeee
I don't seed my torrents.
>>698994901
Male or female
>>698995015
why is this bad? urine is sterile and it does save alot of water. i'm far from some filthy hippy, but it feels like something everyone should do.
i rinse the sink after, and never make a mess
>>698995026
They'd pay me for sex stuff. About half the time they wouldn't show up or wouldn't want to do anything.
>>698994809
Technically it's quite bad to the environment. You're depositing physical waste ("pee") who should go to the "dark" waters sewer, into the clear one who should be dedicated for the "white" or "grey" waters. Using the flush is way better for the world, you're technically helping the pollution.
>>698994835
i thought i was straightforward,
> having limpdick due to too much porn?
> take all the effort and time you spent on porn
> take your girl out, do things with her when she is good.
> fuck her brains out and praise her
> when she is bad, give her the stark opposite, dont abuse her....just ignore her for a stint
> when she is good again, praise and take her to lunch etc.
>when she tries mind games, fucking ignore her, call out the mind games and refuse to take part.
after a point....you have trained your woman to do what you like.
humans can be trained.
>>698995252
female
>>698986076
I feel the same way. So, i took the path of disregarding the opposing gender alongside the constabulary, whilst simultaneously acquiring various forms of currency and erudition.
>>698994141
Take pic of panties
>>698994894
>huge age-gap relationships
Damn, i didnt know this was a thing and i've had it forever (ive dated people up to 8 years younger, but ive also dated people up to 20 years older).
Do you know anyone who could tell you about it? any relatives? if it weren't for my sister, i'd never have remember about it.
>>698995307
Urine is NOT sterile.
>>698995419
pics or you are a man
>>698995307
>urine is sterile
Anon, I hate to tell you this, but it really, REALLY isn't. Don't believe what bear grills tells you, it is quite possible to transmit diseases through urine.
>>698995086
I want to walk in on her changing and force her to get on her knees and deep throat me
>>698995419
there are no girls on the internet
>>698995396
I know, and I agree, but how is that not mind games? You're using subconscious patterns of thought to reinforce certain behaviors. I'd cAll that mind games
>>698995490
Relatives try to forget stuff themselves, and even if they remember, they often deny it— but since it's not a relative himself who did everything, you could ask to your parents. Also, I'd suggest therapy. I don't have therapy myself, since I more or less know how it works and it wouldn't work on me, but maybe you can understand better yourself and what happened.
>>698994141
What age did you start being attracted to her?
>>698995419
I met several young girls from Internet chat rooms back in the days. Most turned out pretty darn good. A bit older that you though 16-19 but still fun and illegal. Even used party lines on the phone to meet girls. Small world. How are you now? Any problems arise from it? I always wrote it off as girls maturing sooner that boys and getting their needs from older men on the net.
>>698995637
Seriously, we have people raped his sisters and dreaming with his mothers and we vomited with a poor crazy man whos IQ is clearly low? please
>>698995419
Fuck me. How old was the oldest guy you were with when you were 11? Also how old are you now?
>>698995637
yes, not your own though....unless it sat out int he open for a while....but it is indeed harmless.....as long as it is your own.
I hypnotize people occasionally and when I get them under, I jerk off in front of them while they're unaware.
>>698995637
Um... actually, it is, unless there's blood in it, or an infection in the plumbing somewhere. Catheterization is a sterile procedure because the urinary bladder is a sterile organ. UTIs are what happen when urine isn't sterile.
>>698995469
Her drawer
I sprayed construction foam into my brothers nose when I was 14. He had to get surgery to get foam removed from his sinuses. He never slept with his door unlocked ever again.
>>698995921
That's just rape, this is hygiene. Priorities anon.
I was friends with this kid in high school who was the lowest of the low. He was super into CP and gore. He was really racist and openly supported Hitler and Nazism. Sometimes as a joke but it wasn't funny regardless. Anyways, one time he and I were sleeping at our friends house, and he thought I was sleeping but I was only like half asleep. He tried sticking his hands down my pants through like the buttons on the front where the zipper would be. He touched my dick and I was in fucking shock. I just rolled over and pretended to sleep. But I stayed awake for the rest of the night and after he went to go lay down I wanted nothing more than to just jump up and start kicking his fucking head in. I haven't seen him or talked to him in years but I loath him more than anyone else I know. Our friendship was very abusive, from his end. Verbally and physically. I wish I had stood up for myself back in the day.
>>698984348
I make porn games
>>698992038
people do care. but not when you're a sociopath and it's fucking obvious. if you need mental help then go see a doctor. if you make some poor excuse as to why you can't then I'll buy you a shovel myself.
>>698996117
Noice! You ever matsurbated with her panties?
>>698995901
i wasn't very happy back then, not because of the men i met but just in general. i ran away a few times and got into some pretty risky stuff but pretty stable now. I really liked the guys and the attention at the time but i know it's because my life was shitty
>>698996186
Souns like you still want he fuck u ass
>>698996186
Sounds like the kind of kid with a lovely home life.
>>698995810
psychology is not a game
it is behavioral correction the way i do it
mind games are just that, games. twisting words and arguments to induce rage and make yourself the victim to justify anything you want.....this is the bullshit you never get involved with.
my mother did it, as an adult i will have no part of it in my life.
>>698996230
Does she have a boyfriend?
>>698988615
Welcome to my world bub. totally fine to do that stuff, just do it to people who deserve it, like that anon who told you to dig your grave.
>>698995364
is it ok to pee in the kitchen sink then? garbage disposal and all that
>>698995637
>>698996116
I should clarify. Once it leaves the body, it's a pretty good growth medium for all kinds of stuff. But if it's fresh from the body (or still inside it), it's clean.
>>698996363
How old are you now? Post tits
>>698995939
The oldest was probably 55. he said he was younger but no way was he younger than mid 50's. I'm mid 20's now
>>698996003
not sure of the validity of this. but it is funny.
>>698988879
Go do your job and kill more people then. Christ. There are so many people that need to be deaded right now.
>>698984348
>>698996403
Mind games are manipulation using basic psychology to get what you want. Try to pass it off as thing only women do if you want, but let's be real here, you're doing the exact same thing: preying on her insecurities and needs to get what you want. Again, not saying there's anything wrong with it, but don't pretend it's any different from what women do.
>>698996117
Are you close with her? :/why your daughter. Couldn't you find another young girl???
>>698996232
anything good?
>>698995872
I don't really wanna know much about it, if anything it was really surprising, at first i even thought it was a joke since i actually dont remember anything about what happened.
Dont think i need therapy, other than the "age gap relationships" i have a pretty normal life.
When I was around 14, I used Photoshop to crop out the face of my crush and I onto porn images. And fapped to it. Anyone else done this, or is it just me?
was 14 used to live in the ghetto was playing basketball and this kid I beat up for fucking with my little brother ran up on me and tried to stab me in the back, my white friend Patrick stopped him. The kid tried to run but we ended up cornering him on the front porch. My buddy started wailing on him and I joined in. He was pretty much done, curled up in a little ball taking an ass beating not even trying to run or fight back anymore. My friend then grabbed him in a choke hold and picked him up. He then prompted me to stab him a couple times, I did not want to kill anyone so I just worked over the kids face old fashion style with my fists. I did not stop until he was blue in the face from getting choked. Blood was steady flowing from his mouth and nose and one of his eyes was swollen shut. My friend wanted to keep going and ended up choking him til he passed out. at that point he threw his body on the ground and stomped his head a couple times. We just left him there, we did not even try and help him. even though he badly needed it. I felt bad after we left and ended up walking back to the house where it all happened but the police and ambulance were already there. I took off. The kid never told the cops our names even though he knew us from school. He never came back to school. A year later I saw him at the mall, he cornered me and pulled a gun. He then said, "I promise you I will be the person who kills you." I screamed like a little bitch and he ran off. never seen him after that, but I still think about when he is coming for me 20+ years later.
>>698996499
If your kitchen sink has a garbage disposal, it's a goddamn petri dish. Disposals are some of the nastiest things in a modern home. Most people don't pour bleach down them daily like they probably should, and they're really good at accumulating little bits of sludge every time something goes down the sink.
My wife and I have been swingers so close to 20 years now. We've gotten pretty close to a lot of the other couples in that time.
A few years ago one of our kids friends turn 18 and we all decided that he could join us even though he wasn't married or had a girlfriend to bring along.
Fast forward a few years and almost all of our friends now grown kids are allowed to join us if they choose to.
My daughter turns 18 in two months and she's showing interest in what we do. My wife id very supportive of it but I don't want daughter to be involved in this and don't know how to bring this up to my wife and the group.
>>698996402
He's pretty wealthy and his parents are very kind. He liked to brag about himself a lot and his possessions
i am seriously contemplating duming my gf, regardless of her having nowhere to go.
>>698996520
1. You are a man.
2. You are a woman, but you lie about you age (again).
3. You are a Obama
>>698996403
Nigga how is that any different from what bitches do? Congrats you're doing what they do.
>>698989142
Thats your fault faggot. you really want someone to hold your hand through the ORGY?
>>698996363
Im glad it worked out for you. I have since got back with my wife and all is good. You see we had split and it seemed like the only ones showing interest in me were the younger girls so I went for it. I know it was wrong but they wanted it and so did i. Youngest was 15 but she was a woman by far already. I have no regrets I mean I had some pretty fun times and all worked out well. I never paid them it was strictly consensual. Sounds more like the guys you met had a little different intentions. I wish I would have met you at about 16.
I want to bang my cousin.
>>698996702
Welcome to the jungle. Live is war.
>>698996639
Think about it, if you're going to have sex with someone would you rather it be a stranger or someone you love?
>>698989682
Yeah well, everyone whos not a cancerfag knows about this. Especially the quantity over quality thing for fucks sake. Its super easy to pick up on it.
>>698996893
Nice load, does it bother you that she has a boyfriend or do you not care?
>>698996639
Because I'm attracted to her physically and want her to take my cum
>>698996520
Post tits immediately
I secretly video me and my partner having sex.
We dont live together so only see her 1-3 times a week but been together for about 8 years.
have 100s of videos amounting to TB's of data
multiple camera angles.
so many locations. hers, mine, on holiday,at workplace.
just started to make the odd little video on phone with her, she's a little shy but always wants to see it after. (usually a 30sec, 1 min clip or so) slowly getting her round to maybe making a 'proper' video.
Reeeally want to show her 'our' home movies but dont really know how to explain 8 years of secret recordings.
also kind of want to just keep it secret. I dont want her to either freak out or act for the camera(s).
>>698997070
Can't you find someone else to love Romantically or sexually? You don't love your kids like that................ :///
when I was 13 I was on vacation with my family, and I spent an afternoon hanging out in the sauna/showers area. Older guy in there was chatting with me, he was cool. After sauna he asked me if I wanted some lotion. To make a long story short, we went into the showers and he rubbed lotion on my legs until he saw me get hard under the towel. I was 13 and super horny, didn't care if it was with a girl or another guy I just wanted to cum. He rubbed lotion on my cock and stroked it til I came, I returned the favor to him and then went back to hang with my family. The next day I did it again except that time he taught me how to give head.
>>698996759
i actually clean it twice a month, my mom was a clean freak and i retained some habits
but is it ok for the environment that way?
>>698996526
It's not really anything unbelievable, whether you get hypnotized or fake it, you're going to have to close your eyes. although yes it is very risky.
>>698997138
I don't really care, it doesn't stop me from anything I think or do
>>698997220
don't tell her, keep trying to get her into it, if you feel like she's at a point where she really enjoys it and could be thinking "why didn't we do this sooner" then you can show her
while she's still nervous about it would almost definitely turn her off of it
>>698997414
Ever touched her?
>>698997306
It all goes to the same place eventually.
>>698996628
i didnt day only women do it, and i have left her insecurities intact. i just nurture the good things she dose, and ignore the bad, ive done nothing to terrorise or anger, there never needs to be a single tear, no raised voices and no anger...its a cold process.
i will recognize that "Mind games are manipulation using basic psychology to get what you want"
but it is not the same, its the difference between spanking a child who was naughty, and punching them in the face as hard as you can out of rage.....this is hitting a little close to home for me,but my point is, what im doing is not abuse, what i went through....was definitely abuse, and what my ex's did was the same twisting, emotionally fueled nonsense arguments....it needs to end somewhere.
>>698989123
g fuckin g anon. how was it? still in contact?
>>698997414
Is she the only daughter or do you have others?
>>698989832
Cuck means any behavior they dont like now. Just like edgy, just like faggot, and just like nigger (almost).
>>698997414
Rub your dick on her pillow when she's not home! Ever put your cum in her food or lotion or something??
>>698997615
i'll switch from peeing in the bathroom sink to peeing in the kitchen sink then
>>698986628
Kekt rekt
>>698985088
>off
Fixed
>>698997538
I've groped her tit a couple of times while she was asleep
>>698997762
Only daughter
>>698997727
I didn't say it was abuse, and not all mind games are abuse. In the end I think our agreement is based more in terminology than anything: were basically both just seeing mind games as being a different thing. I don't see mind games as being inherently abusive, and they can actually be useful or even fun if they're used correctly. Mind games aren't abuse, they're just manipulation, which can be hard or soft, angry or cold, or whatever
>>698997843
wrong, faggot is by-and-large just a coloquial term here, its like saying "fellow" in this neck of the woods, an ausfag is some anon from australia, if you are new, you are a newfag, if you have been on here for a long time, you are an oldfag, otherwise....just fag. cuck is indeed what you say, but faggot has always been a word on /b/ used broadly to describe any user
I've been sleeping with my mom ever since I was 15.
>>698996658
Not really :(
>>698997850
I've came in some of her drinks when she left the room for a long enough time to fap quickly, normally do it in her milk
>>698998306
Have you tried NOT being a fucking creeper?
i cheated my girlfriend and never told her :c (just 1 time)
>be me
>at local park with not many crackheads
>less than 1 hour ago
>playing with soccer ball
>kicking it over and over at goal
>fence=goal
>see cute foreign exchange boy from school
>pretend like i don't notice him
>aloof as fuck
>slightly distracted
>"Ima show off my mega skillz Infront of German soccer loving qt"
>deliver mighty blow to soccer ball, put energy of 1000 suns into my kick
>look at him and start to grin
>waiting for him to fall in love with me and all that jazz
>notice his horrified face
>?
>turn around
>I have sucker punched a small child with a soccer ball
>didn't realize chained group of toddler school children were walking by with teacher at same moment Infront of me
>small child is crying and bleeding
>accidentally laugh because I'm autistic
>oh shit, x10 worse
>run away very fast
>very fast
>am hiding in alleyway now
>am very ashamed
>it's dirty here
>am next to dumpster
>kill me
>>698998306
What's your relationship like w your wife. Still attracted to her?
>>698998158
agreed, its simply an argument of terminology. growing up it was always something i heard yelled in a loud angry tone, usually within a few words of "you fucking better not" followed by violence, i belive this imprinted a negative association, and i now am incapable of thinking of it as anything but bad.....even recognizing the validity of your argument, i still cannot think of it as anything but abusive and wrong in my heart.
this was a good, intelligent conversation/debate. and i hope for another in the future, maybe on a less close-to-home topic
