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ITT: We work in an office.

Anyone know the fucking printer's name?? And tell that Mexican fuck the shitters clogged again
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Last minute staff meeting at 5 today. Most of you already know the topic
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Yo i ordered a pizza anyone want some?
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so i was fucking my wife in the ass last night
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Where's boss man? I have that spread sheet with the contacts he wanted.
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how many years does the sun work
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>>698974192
Some of us are gluten free here, Chris
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>>698974422
stop assuming my gender faggot
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>>698974475
Your name is Chris and I didn't assume anything. Oh great another HR complaint?
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>>698973742
greg. greg. GREG, GODDAMMIT LISTEN!!
you're always late on your reports, our clients are going to our competitors. keep this up and you're getting fired, asshat.
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>>698974412
Someone give the intern something to do
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>>698974581
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>>698973742
Yo I just got the firewall to allow access to Facebook.
You millenials go have fun pretending your sorry lives matter. I'm gonna fuck up the root domain forest tree.
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Sits at desk all day watching porn while pretending to work
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>>698974632
I wouldn't be late if you assfucks could stop changing the printer name to inkshitoffice
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>>698974708
just something stupid.
mmmm, let me think.
ah, let him clean filingcabinets.
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>>698974712
I don't even know what to say.. that's why we're having the staff meeting at 5
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>>698974857
then you shouldn't change it back everytime to a lame name like "4chanofficialoffice".
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>>698973742
Marsha came in late again today.
I think she has been drinking again.
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>>698975002
just don't say anything about it. remember last time when timothy told her she reeked like wodka?
he got messed up, and really we can't lose Marsha. she's the only who's nice enough to give us coffee under work time.

and the intern only does it when we ask him to, the jackass
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>>698975002
Look Marsha is pretty much the hottest girl here. Well Kelsey might be next but we can't just fire them it's a sausage fest in here
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So just a question...why is Tiffany fucking a goat behind the copier
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>>698974355
Listening
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>>698973742
Tomorrow, I'm really actually going to do it. Some of you are alright. Don't come to work tomorrow.
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>>698975299
That's not a goat, thats just Tim. He has some kind of hormonal imbalance
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>>698975450
Fuck you Kaleeb stop watching those Isis vids on company time
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Huehuehue
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..please, someone.. the printer name. I'm balls deep in the new account
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>>698975543
Jesus fucking Christ he looks like Chewbacca
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Uhhhhhhh can somebody help the printer isn't working
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>>698975913
Laugh at the new guy
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>>698975913
Fuck the printer, Greg will by a new one
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>>698973742
Hey, im the new intern, how are you?
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>>698975862
You PC bro?
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>>698976383
Fuck you man
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>>698976308
No one told you to talk
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>>698976456
No, fuck you
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>>698976511
B-But, o-Ok
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>>698976643
Fuck you for calling me hairy, i could fucking hear you highway teeth
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>>698976308
Go suck Tim's hairy, sweaty dick
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>>698976651
Alright look.. $50 bucks. See Kelsey over there? Ask her if she has a fish sandwich
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>>698976754
*hugs*
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>>698976788
No.
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sys admin here, everyone from now on say your name into the keyboard when logging in for security reasons
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>>698976832
Kelsey's pussy is a fish sandwich
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>>698976906
Go back to your cave, Norman!
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>>698976832
Alright. hEY KELSEY, DO YOU HAVE A FISH SANDWICH?
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>>698976949
That's the joke, Mike.. wtf??
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>>698977124
I dont think he was joking
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>>698977036
Anyone recording this?
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Shitters clogged
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>>698973742
Shitters clara . Cualquier necesidad corporal más cocaína ?
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>>698977468
Is Carlos here? The fuck is he saying?
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>>698974422
Dammit you flying faggot, John! That gluten allergy of yours is bullshit goddammit!
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>>698977468
Carlos goddammit if you don't fix the fucking shitter I will fuck u
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>>698977580
Mark calm down I'm on the fucking phone
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>>698977792
Vete a la perra
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>>698977468
Cayate tu boca
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>>698977307
No.
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>>698973742
plays with paperclips, bending them into shapes
types nothing now and again , looks @ screen intently, seriously
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What happened with the intern? He do it?
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>>698973742
randy's last day. that fucker made it to 67! also attention staffers: cake, cookies, and soda in the break room for randy's retirement goodbye 11am-11:45am
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>>698978187
Who the fuck is Randy?
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>>698977927
I will....
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>>698977875
Dammit that pizza better be there, Jeff.
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Anyone want to smell my fingers? It's Marsha hue hue hue
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>>698978289
Rmr the old shitmuncher that fucked your daughter up the ass at office party last Halloween
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>>698978484
I've told y'all already. They just kissed. Done deal. Do I need to hear about it every week? No
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Alright pendejos! Enough eez enough. Today iz de day you gringos die!
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Intern????!
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>>698978727
Carlos put the butter knives down. We're not calling you machete. Btw the other shitter is clogged
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H-hey guys......I did it again!
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>>698978673
Top kek @ kissed
The fuckers dick was so huge she shit herself one spot....Carlos was flipping shit for a week
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Wassup nigga I'm Jamal I'm looking for Marsha..
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>>698978947
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Greg, Jones is on line 3 for you again. Something about the typewriter not working.
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>>698979236
Guess we all need to get tested
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>>698979236
Down the hall to the left, but you're late.... she's already fucking charles, and Tyrese
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Hey guys, i'm new, how are all of you? i brought doughnuts!
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>>698979688
I'm allergic to cinnamon
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>>698979735
well.. you want gum or something instead?
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>>698979417
ffs dave can you fucking not?
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hey wagecucks i'm the boss's son, where the fuck is my old man?
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>>698980020
fucking the secretary
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>>698980133
hah, greg, you're funny man, shut up and get back to being a wageslave, faggot, now for real, where's daddy?
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>>698980210
you heard me you stuck up faggot
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>>698980302
hey fuck you greg, daddy will fire you, you fat balding loser, YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
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>>698980414
i dont give a damn about this shit job. so fuck it.
at the end of the day my dad isnt fucking the secretary wisihing that he had never banged your whore mom and had a mistake like you
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>>698979688

Becky in accounting lost 300 pounds and is still on her diet to lose 200 more, that is really insensitive of you.
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Im new how do i use Excel?
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>>698979822

Umm, is it organic gum from that shop on fifth?
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>>698973742
hola senor stevens
donde esta el clogged shitter?
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>>698980624
organic? we cant afford that shit
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>>698980548
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD THE FAT BALDING JEW IS MAKING FUN OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AND CALLING ME A MISTAKE, FIRE HIS FAT ASS!
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>>698980549
Thank god now more than 2 peaple can get on the elevator for once
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>>698980549
well fuck, does nobody want fucking doughnuts?!
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>>698975709
Fuck you daniel
the last time you did that the whole fucking restroom stank for 10 days. ill tell mr. stevens this time
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>>698980624
well.. i got it from that shop on fifth.. but it's really nice
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>>698980685
Oh I see. We can afford a pool table and flat screen TV for the bosses marketing on level 6 BUT WE CAN'T AFFORD SOME FUCKING ORGANIC GUM?! FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS PLACE!

*pulls gun*
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>>698980591
Ya don't rookie, ya just don't.
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>>698980020fucking marsha you cuck
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>>698980680
WE. DO. NOT. SPEAK. WETBACK. PAKO.
NOW GO FUCKING UNCLOG THE SHITTER.
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>>698980728
sorry son i can't hear you over the sound fucking marsha's face off
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I hate you all
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>>698980728
Pipe down you little shit stain. Why the fuck aren't you in school?!
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>>698980862
Hey watch it pal! You shouldn't talk to woman that way.
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>>698980922
I'M 27 FAGGOT I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL YOU WAGECUCK!
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>>698980828
hey!

you dont need to be like that dude
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>>698980915
We hate you too, Jeremy.
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>>698980987
who are you?
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>>698980828
fuck off Tim, you pulled that fake piece of shit 5 times in the last 3 weeks, we know you're not going to do shit you pussy.
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>>698981059
I should have made your whore mother swallow you.
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>>698974383
Shit dude he told me something about getting baggles then banging Peters wife. Better email it.
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>>698981193
i think it's the hobo from across the street.
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>>698981244
Tiffany fucked him.....kek kek
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>>698981059
WEL YOU SHOULD GO TO THE HANDICAPED SCHOOL WHERE YOU BELONG
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>>698981244
It's loaded this time you fat fucking whale whore. I'LL FUCKING DO IT!
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>>698981323
*pays the hobo $10*
NOW FUCK OFF
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>>698981378
DO IT TIM, JUST END IT THEN HUH YOU PUSSY, DOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTT!
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>>698981378
KILL YOURSELF YOU FAG
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SORRY TO DISTURB U GUYS, BUT IM FROM IT AND SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN DOWNLOADING PORN, I MEAN ITS OK BUT TO MASTURBATE, BUT PLS STOP DOWNLOADING FILES LIKE pornmovie.exe IT KEEPS SCREWING THE FIREWALL
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>>698981193
I'm the cook
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>>698975238
I heard he has scars to tell the story. I don't even wanna know what goes on in het private life.
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Is the internet down for anybody else? Mine's down.
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>>698976308
Get this ready for the team presentation this afternoon with bullet point outlining how this will benefit our marketing integration synergy in the next fiscal quarter.

Chop, chop, intern
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>>698981536
>I'm the cook
DEFINITION PLS IM SUMMERFAG
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>>698981356
HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE WAGECUCKS GETTING MAD HAHAHAHA *phone rings* mommy? oh my tendies are done! i'm coming!! *beep* FUCK YOU WAGECUCKS I'M GONNA EAT MY TENDIES WHILE YOU SLAVE AWAY LIKE NIGGERS HAHA!
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>>698981557
>t down for anybody else? Mine's down.
ffs jared got a virus in the network again!
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WHO THE FUCK DRAWED A SWAITIKA ON MY CUBICLE
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>>698976456
Fucking asshole, I even helped you with that Report!
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>>698981644
>OU SLAVE AWAY LIKE NIGGERS HAHA*pulls undies over head*
FUCK OFF YOU TWAT
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>>698981489
>>698981511

*BANG*
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>>698981798
calm down john, he waddled out 5 minutes ago.
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Hey guys, can you keep it down? I need to finish this PowerPoint presentation
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>>698976754
It's okay man... We all have things. It just makes us who we are.
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>>698981851
HAHA you can't aim for shit faggot
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>>69898186WHERE DOES THAT FUCKER LIVE?
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>>698981785
probly bill the guy's a neo Nazi
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>>698977036
FUCK YOU THOMAS
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>>698981881
Shut up Stan, nobody cares about your powerpoint presentation.
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>>698981955
down the street
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Our new modo guys.
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Guys I think there's a sniper in the building acr
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>>698982060
*steals tims gun*

IM GOING FOR THAT CUCK
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>>698982037
Why don't you eat shit Dale? I have deadlines to meet
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>>698978289
You know, that racist Guy that keeps calling you nigger...
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>>698982143
ITÅ  YOUR OWN FAULT FUCKER
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>>698981644
Not so fast boy... Time for some "hands on" parenting.
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>>698982143
fuck your deadlines, kiss-ass, how about you lick the boss's balls while you're at it, fag.
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>>698982245
you're always late jonathan, he waddled out of the building 10 minutes ago you dementing fuck.
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in caes this thing 404 we should make a new thread
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>>698982216
fuck you nigger.
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>>698979029
Ooh Fuck. Carlos come here!
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>>698982270
Do you want to fucking die, buddy? Eh? Why don't you sit back down and shut the fuck up you cunt
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>>698982402
como estas?
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>>698982326
I would beat your ass too if I weren't so fuckin shitfaced rn.
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>>698982482
*BANG*
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>>698982482
WELL COME ON THEN YOU SKINNY FAGGOT, *psst* guys quickly delete the powerpoint while i make him inhale my farts KEK
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>>698982582
Haha. I dodged the bullet
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Hey guys!
I'm new here!
Anyone want a piece of gum!?
They used to call me Doublemint Dave over at my previous position at the law firm PepeAnon&Maymay.
Hope we can all just get along and be friends!
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>>698982578
go take a nap jonathan, you're spitting everywhere!
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Can someone turn off the AC?
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>>698982658
I have it backed up on my many usb sticks ;)
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>>698982740
>st get along and be friends!
FUCK YOU ARTHUR
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>>698982740
too bad, new guy, the other new guy came here with doughnuts, you're now officially the shitty new guy.
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>>698982809
well, aren't we gonna fight, faggot?
*psst* guys throw his bag out of the window while i fuck around with this square.
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>>698982812
Fuck you Larry!!
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>>698982372
Yes
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>>698983032
no, i agree with larry, fuck you arthur, you gum chewing piece of shit.
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>>698982384
White boi. Everyone here has fucked Martha except you. Pethatic Fuck!
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>>698982898
Fuck why didn't I think of doughnuts
Fuck you dad and your bullshit gum!!

it's fine tomorrow I'll just come to work with a different gun...i mean gum....
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>>698983010
*rolls up sleeves* this is your last chance booger breath
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>>698982531
Clean that shit up Lil spic!
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>>698983100
LETS BEAT ARTUR'S WHITE BOI ASS
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>>698983170
Are you from Kentucky? Well why don't you suck on my fried chicken

I got a drumstick
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>>698983100
My name is Dave!!!
Doublemint Dave Dammit!!!!

ooooooo wait
wait
i see
you guys are a bunch of pranksters, aren't ye!?!?!
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>>698982804
Shut up Martha!
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>>698983135
i fucked your nigger wife though, you shit skin, buckteeth having ass, bob marley looking ass NIGGER!
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>>698983262
NEIN
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>>698983170
yeah.. i think we're just going to have to let you go buddy.. don't come back tomorrow.. *psst* hey guys, put new locks on the doors and install security cameras, i don't trust this school shooter looking ass boi.
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>>698983359
I don't have a wife. I'm Gay....
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>>698983267
HELL YEAH, YOU GO JAMAL I'LL RECORD IT AND SCREAM WORLDSTAR!
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>>698983505
>>698983359
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>698983247
COME ON THEN, SPAGHETTI ARMS!
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>>698983466
Youre gonna get a beating now nigger!
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>>698983505
That explains why the hole was so tight and she sounded so much like a muscular latino man..
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>>698983488
Sir....
you're the janitor

Does this guy have dementia?
So where's my desk?
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>>698983591
>>>
kein Fick dich
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FUCK GUYS, INSPECTION IS COMING, CLOSE THE METH LAB! YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
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IT is here! Who of you fat fucks wants adobe fucking upgraded!
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>>698979354
I kekd
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>>698983488
i did it john
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>>698983778
>! Who of you fat fucks wants adobe fucking upgraded!
go ADOBE your fat ass BOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII
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Very funny guys, very funny. Who print this at the reception printer?
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>>698983821
thanks harry, i feel a lot safer now, i can always count on you!
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11,08.16


the day 4chan was a office
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>>698973742
Who has my pen?
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>>698973742

Bravo OP.

Roodyass
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>>698983899
i don't know johny.. i'll just take that.. and throw it away in the bathroom bin..
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>>698983963
im lary...
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>>698983960
my asshole.
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>>698983771
Oh shit on it sir
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Hey guys I'm here to bring my boyfriend some lunch, anyone know which office is his?
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>>698983985
Thanks, people these days. I remember the good O'll days.
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>>698975002
Besides, I'm boning her
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>>698984071
Oh Yeah right here on my Dick u whore.
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>>698983701
this is why i need to shave.. i look like a janitor.. well i'll have you know that i'm the MANAGER YOU LITTLE FUCK NOW GET OUT YOU BABYFACE, NO BEARD HAVING FUCK,
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>>698984158
Shut the fuck up New bitch
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CAN YOU ALL STOP WITH SEXUAL HARASSMENT, ABUSE, RACISM AND VIOLENCE FOR GODDAMN 5 MINUTES?! H.R. IS FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT WE DON'T GO HOME UNTIL 8 pm SOME NIGHTS!
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>>698983899
>>698983985
Meanwhile at the reception.
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>>698984222
FUCK YOU MARSHA!
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Cubicles are for sheep

I quit

Fuck you alll
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>>698984221
you realise i'm talking to the new guy right, jerry?
get your demented ass out of here, i fired you 4 months ago.
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>>698984222
Yeah you're right. Those trips make all the racism seem petty.
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>>698984142
okay
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>>698984285
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>>698984044
Goddammit Benj, every fucking week. what the hell is wrong with you, get your own fucking pen. Fuck, I'll never finish my taxes now.
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Seems like everyone here has a case of the Mondays
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>>698984222
How about instead i fuck you, you hispanic slut *smacks you*
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>>698984392
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>>698983959

I know they don't have offices where you come from, Nigel, but here we write the fucking month before the day. No wonder your reports are always garbage.
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>>698984502
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>>698984430
you're not supposed to do your personal taxes at work, that's why i do it.. also because i heard your wife touched it.
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>>698984543
>>698984502
>>698984392
>>698984375
FUCK OFF JERRY, NOBODY CARES YOU GAY FUCK!
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>>698984502
How the fuck does every thread end up a fucking trap thread? Fuck off.
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>>698984375
>>698984502
>>698984543
WHY AM I AROUSED BY THIS?
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>>698984664
shut up faggot he's ruining the thread.
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>>698984461
You're about your ass fired...cabron.
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>>698984657
i know right?
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>>698984285
>>698984392
>>698984502
>>698984543

Fuck you guys, I puled the plug.
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The fucking printer's on fire again!
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>>698984730
you have a nice ass, huanita, let me touch it!
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>>698984727
that too.
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>>698984657
don't you realize where you work?
this is Traps'r'us.org
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>>698984598
D'aww hell, I can't stay mad at you.
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>>698984845
n this is fired'r'you
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>>698984845
no it's not you full blown faggot, this is "wagecucks international", now fuck off, faggot.
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>>698984845
I thought that the last trap that we had jumped out the window.
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>>698984821
Seriously Paul you're the reason why we have so many sexual harassment complaints. I've been getting reports about you planting hidden cameras in the women's restroom and then watching the footage on your computer.
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>>698984911
i love you too.. now, can you give me that photo of your wife.. for ehh.. work reasons.
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>>698984502
Name?
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>>698984951
>>698984975
>>698984994
hey /b/ros I was just trying to do my job
my girl sent me a picture via fax, she stopped by to bring lunch
then you started hitting on her
i can't help it if you are a bunch of trap loving fags

now...can we get back to work? or would you like to talk about traps all day?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS PC LOAD LETTER
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>>698985077
we all know the women's toilet doesn't get used, it's a sausagefest here, even you use the toilets from the starbucks next door huanita, and he's right, get your sweet booty out of them pants girl.
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>>698985111
Adrian receptionist, welcome and do you have an appointment?
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>>698973742
Put that in an email for me and I'll follow up by COB tomorrow. Speaking of which, are you going to the happy hour thing? I heard the girl from the IT desk will be there.
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>>698985155
I'd love to get back to beating that autistic kid I keep under my desk but someone stole my stapler
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>>698985212
I'm head of H.R. First and a hot piece of Latina Ass second. Now I've also been getting complaints that some of the more feminine looking men here have been getting harassed as well.
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>>698985183
Way to royally Fuck that up faggot

It's "PC load letter? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THST MEAN?! "
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Hey guys, I was trying to download...this....uhm email....and it's asking to install something called

blacked.bat

should be safe right?
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Hey guys, i'm officer billy, from the faggot state police department, we've been informed that there were illigal immigrants working here, is this true?
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>>698985414
here you can borrow mine
return it to me by 4 or suffer the consequences
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>>698985495
We went over this, Carl. Stop download malware!
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>>698985429
the feminine men.. that's just racist randy hitting on them when he's drunk, and just fucking show me your ass.
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>>698985530
Just my spic wife, officer Billy.
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man, me and the other interns got yelled at for playing cards in the tech room, not like there is fucking heaps of works to be done anyway. who do mister Miller have to be such a stick in the mud.
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>>698985596
Thanks, Dave. You really saved me here
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>>698973742
Boss, Gary got his tie stuck in the paper shredder again
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>>698985650
Paul, this photo from the office New Year's Eve party has been circulating. No one is questioning your sexuality but Steve has been threatening legal action if you don't apologize.
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Guys! Are we gonna do anything about the printer being on fire? It's starting to spread.
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GOD DAMMIT I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR LEFT TO FILL THIS LONG ASS 43 PAGE REPORT AND I'M NOT EVEN HALFWAY DONE. I'M GONNA GET MY ASS BEAT IN AND MULTIPLE PEOPLE FIRED

WHO WANTS TO HELP???
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>>698985989
Huanita i was drunk, i'll say sorry if you just let me touch that sweet booty..
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IVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THIS JOB, EVERYBODY FUCKING DIES
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>>698986030
Are you talking about the "Harassment Reports"?
I finished those last night.
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Is marsha still FUCKING!?
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>>698986168
Oh.. yeah, I think so!
Thanks man, you really saved my life!!
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>>698985824
Use the scissors next to the paper shreader just like last time. Call carlos in maint and tell him we need the shredder cleaned. Again.

Fuck he is dumb.
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>>698986164
Get down you fat piece of filth, nobody cares, we're already dead on the inside anyway.
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>>698986164
Just kill yourself, Paul! You were never wanted here!
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>>698985085
Sure thing, although the only photo I have on me is the one where my wife just washed my car with our 19 year old daughter. Hope that's okay?
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>>698986161
Ugh fine!
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>>698986312
That's great.. that'll do.. excuse me i need to use the bathroom
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GUYS! THE FIRE IS FUCKING SPREADING!
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>>698986393
Wow huanita, you stripped down completely, fine, i'll say sorry to that faggot, but we should go out for dinner some time ;)
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>>698986502
Nobody cares, intern, we're already dead inside
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>>698986502
Not now Peter we're having our sensitivity meeting
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>>698984845
Wrong Building dude. Wrong Building.
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>>698986559
Fine but this is going is the books as sexual harassment and coercion. Unless we have a threesome with Steve.
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>>698986815
boobs pls :)
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>>698986492
Don't take too long, our old asshat of a manager is just around the corner.
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Did anyone finish those reports on otter orgies? It's due in a few hours
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>>698986815
I'll do anything for that booty, sure steve can join in!
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>>698974355

dave chappelle
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>>698980792
It doesn't say anywhere in the employee handbook that i can't assault your nostrils with my lunch
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Someone stole my chair! I bet it was that cuck Dave.
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>>698986910
Fine. But apologize to Steve!
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fuck, one of our clients ( LGBT-inc. ) are sueing us because some jackass sent shemale rape porn instead of the payments for their previous deal.

goddammit Mike, those idiots of LGBT were gullible losers happy to pay any price. there goes your christmas bonus, dick.
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>>698987350
Thats not me huanita but thnx anyway
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Feminist groups have been throwing rocks and food at our office windows for the past couple of days thanks to Carl tweeting #AllLivesMatter. There goes another $20,000 down the drain in cleaning and repairs. Thanks, Carl.
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You guys hear that Carl from accounting himself the other day, lucky bastard
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>>698987865
I support carl
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>>698988086
Stop doing meth, bob
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Ho shit, is this thread still going?
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>>698986654
Oh is that next door?
did I cum to the wrong building again?

fucking captcha always showing me too many buildings, I'll find the right one eventually.

See ya
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>>698988127
I do too. I just hate the cost in damages. It's destroying our pay checks. We'll need to hold a meeting to determine what to do about these fat feminist pigs.
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>>698974355
But who are you voting for?
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Who the fuck took my stapler. Which one of you fat fucking comedians took my goddamn stapler off my goddamn desk.
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>>698988419
I suggest we throw shrapnel bombs at them and watch them bleed out.
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>>698988511
that's a little personal for the office don't ye think Raymond?
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>>698988419
Guns.
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>>698988566
Sorry, bro. Dave let me borrow it to beat my child slave. You can have it back. Just wipe the blood off.
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We're going to be upgrading the servers over the weekend, so I'm gonna need you guys to work Saturday.

Maybe Sunday, too.

See you then, 8:00 sharp.
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>>698988859
Well there goes my date plans
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>>698988803
I second this
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>>698974752
Might want to first deal with the sysadmin standing right behind you.
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Which one of you little pathetic shits stole my fucking sharpie pack!?
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>>698988859
Ugh Saturday, isn't a very good day for me, I had previous plans.....to set a fire...
Ye know what...Never mind I can still make time for both...I'll be here.
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>>698989113
think martha has them
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>>698989200
I fucked her once and she already assumes that she can take my shit. Fucking women nowadays, man.
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>>698988924
You're not fooling anyone, Norman. We all know your 'date' is with a tub of hand-lotion, a pack of Kleenex, and a Victoria's Secret catalogue.
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>>698974857
>>698974997
Then stop using the printer name you dumbfucks. Use the static IP its assigned (192.168.54.21) and be done with it.

I'm opening a service ticket for this and saying it took 6 hrs to resolve your guys' issue.
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