What does /b/ think of my dick? Dick rate thread
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What does /b/ think of my dick?
Dick rate thread
>>698964726
looks old/10
>>698964726
It's a nice dick
>>698964726
I want it to flop out of your pants onto my face and then I want you to slap me with it
I would worship it and suck your balls dry every day if you wanted
>>698964785
Im 23, so is my dick
>>698964887
Do you want to get abused by my dick??
>>698964726
I want you to ram my ass while I call you Daddy
>>698965084
mmmm yes please then put it in my mouth and feel it become hard
>>698964726
looking tasty
>>698964726
Do a video ;)
>>698964974
yeah, like i said, old.
>>698964726
>Strongarm/10
Better than my dick that's for sure
Queries?
>>698964726
do you have a kik or something??
>>698965508
My dick is very veiny
>>698966171
Nah I got nothing ... Sorry
Op, that dick looks like a long chunk of chewed up big league chew. Then wrapped poorly in blue pipe cleaners, finally a piece of raw chicken skin lightly draped over the top
>Chicken skin/10
I want to lick, suck and bite till you fill my mouth with that creamy load... Fuck I want it bad
>>698966434
Chicken skin? Kek
>>698966769
Pull back your foreskin all the way ;)
>>698964726
Your dick is perfect. How? 10/10
>>698965163
6/10
>>698965508
8/10
>>698965681
6.5/10
>>698966429
6/10
My dick
>>698966429
>>698964880
A) not gay therefore this can't go on /lgbt/
B) /lgbt/ is SFW
C) fuck you this is /b/
What do ya'll think?
>>698967315
Fuuck give me that thick-ass chode. 8/10
>>698967401
7/10
>>698964726
9/10
>>698965163
7/10
>>698965508
>>698965681
>>698966429
>>698967315
6/10
also, rate mine please :)
>>698967441
7.5/10
>>698967441
I like it. Looks very suckable
Moar?
>>698967546
9/10 moar
>>698967511
Mmmmmm I'm glad you like it babe ;)
>>698967546
8/10. Noce smooth glans and damn that's veiny. Would suck
>>698967582
Is it rotten?
>>698964726
I've seen pencils bigger than this "dick"
Rate please
>>698967680
Just bad flash pic
>>698967828
9/10
This tread is making me wet ;)
>>698964726
Fuck me hard
>>698967546
It's got the perfect curve, looks meaty I prefer uncirc aesthetically though
>>698967582
I would not touch this dick.
>>698967745
7.5
>>698967828
8.5
>>698967401
>>698967988
8.5. I want to suck this dick so badly
>>698967577
>>698967441
8/10 id suck it. Where are you? :3
>>698968195
Mmm looks tasty. I'd love to worship it
>>698964726
10/10
i want it inside me right now
>>698968182
10/10. Beautiful
Anyone care to rate me? Here >>698967781
>>698967582
cheese dick/10
rofl at people who post in dick r8 with fore skins
Can i get a r8 plz?
>>698968900
8/10
I'm so bad but at taking photos lol
>>698964726
>>698968881
Rofl at cutfag thinking being mutilated is a good thing.
>>698968900
8/10
>>698968285
good ol' NY
Rate
>>698965681
you fuck a lot of shampoo bottles?
>>698968959
Ughh i love your short fat cock so much and i dont know why. 8/10
>>698969009
9/10
>>698969009
10/10
>>698968959
Measurements?
>>698969173
It's great for sucking on, and my sweet precum is very tasty ;)
>>698969081
6/10. Dry :(
>>698969146
9.5/10. Thick as hell.
>>698968099
Mutilated jew cock
>>698966434
>please feel worse about ur dick than I feel about mine..
your dick is transparent as fuck.........................
>>698968099
8/10 would suck and ride
RATE
>>698966434
>It's an angry cuttlet episode
>>698968182
8/10
Foreskin seems too small for some reason.
R8 it plz. Tell me what you like or dislike.
>>698969288
6.5 :) nicer than average dick
>>698966769
everyone knows the skin is the best part
Rate?
Kik: Uglyduckling1231
>>698969478
2.25/10
>>698964726
shallow and pedantic
>>698969478
Let me suck on those balls... Please
>>698969478
9/10
Good size, veiny and is just simply great
r8:)
>>698969683
Avatar cock
>>698964726
not showing entirety of my cock 2 lazy to take another
Fagotts.... fagotts everywhere! .. keep your tiny micro dickies in your pants.
rate my uncut?
>>698969394
8/10. Love the smooth head and the pearly penile papules are hot.
>>698969429
Can't see enough to proper rate. 6/10?
>>698969478
8/10
I like the veins, girth, length.
Would be better with pinker head, moar veiny, foreskin. Overall a fantastic cock though.
>>698969563
8/10
>>698969683
6.5/10
>>698969710
7.5/10
>>698969930
10/10
>>698969956
8.5/10
>>698969930
10/10
Would love to be your fucktoy
>>698967781
nice :) dont see many cut dicks that look so nicely !
8/10
whoever the fuck is rating, you are a doll and a really fucking kind person, bless you and thank you. really cool what you are doing..
also bad angle but there is a reason why i call my cock captain hook ;-D
>>698968099
>>698970179
3/10
>>698970176
9/10
more please
>>698970070
Thank you :)
>>698970176
Really nice cock 9/10
Also thank you!
Rate(s) please?
>>698970402
8.5/10. biggie. Very sexy.
r8 b8
>>698970317
>>698970387
i hate my fucking phone.
>>698970472
I don't understand what you are trying to say. I gave them all pretty good ratings? I'm not trying to make people feel bad about themselves.
sorry guis
Hooters server here and I gotta say if you have a chance to get circumsized, PLEASE DO SO!
We are too polite to say it when we are with you but uncut is soooooo gross.
you probably don't even notice how gross it is but any femanon I know that has been unfortunate enough to meet up with a nasty uncut cawk gladly goes back to cut ASAP
pic its me, bash away uncut guys, but its true
Is this fat?
>>698970689
Sorry about your luck getting mutilated cutfag.
>>698970689
anything good about this cock?
>>698971004
8.5/10
It's really thick, smooth head, overall great cock
>>698970937
whoa bitch... hes a desperate cuck. theres nothing wrong with being cut. this isn't one of those threads man.. we arnt those guys in that thread so just don't go there pal... we can have a friendly debate and get to the bottom of that issue if nned be.. il have that convo BRO! IF I HAS TO WITCHU BRO!...but this aint that thread bro..hes just a desperate cuckbitch now bro... just be easy bro...
>>698970689
you could not handle my cock, sry kiddo.
>>698964726
>>698965163
>>698967401
>>698967828
>>698967988
>>698968182
>>698970179
>>698970402
I would blow you.
The rest: I would not blow you.
>>698971471
fuck you
>>698971263
God that's such a hot dong.
>>698971222
I agree. There's nothing wrong with being cut. There is something wrong with parents mutilating thier kids at birth. If you are happy with your cut dick all the power to you, but being cut is a choice that man should be able to make himself.
>>698971669
No idea what this means
>>698971600
having it done at birth is convenient for those who are lucky. but I somewhat agree, its totally fucked for people to cut baby dicks. most of the negative things we hear are is just cucktalk. the nerves regain a lot of sensitivity when wet, which is rumored to be a bit more comfortable throughout the day, any loss in sensitivity in the nerves of the head(effected area) dosnt interfere with the muscle stimulation, which leads to potentially lasting longer and deeper orgasms. to some girls the lack of flexible skin leads to discomfort, and to others the presence of access skin dosnt provide enough friction. some women like the foreskin, some think its gross as fuck..they both have good and bad. I happen to like both styles.
>>698971842
first post mentioned is the recipient
the second is the subject at hand
the third is what we call "my face when"
here in the west we read left to right and top to bottom...
R8 m8
>>698972618
God i didnt want to have this conversation, but alright.
As a cut guy who has done foreskin restoration, i know a lot about this. And both sides.
The foreskin over the head of the cock makes it much more comfortable throughout the day. It doesn't touch anything other than the protective foreskin. Cut dicks rub on fabric and it's much less comfortable.
The nerves don't regain as much sensitivity until they are dekeritanized. Just being wet makes it better, but not at nearly the same level.
Cut guys don't have better orgasms. My orgasms are much better after restoration.
I had trouble even reaching orgasm at all both by myself and with partners, now it takes a normal 15-20 minutes.
What partners think is pretty close to irrelevant because some have preference, but mostly it's about your own happiness and pleasure. It's YOUR dick. Not thiers.
But yeah. Your baby's dick is your baby's. Not yours. Don't fucking cut it.
R8 fuckers
>>698973203
7.5/10
>>698973373
8.5/10
>>698973544
7.5/10
>>698973413
I forgot to mention the inner foreskin that is cut off and is extremely sensitive. You never get that back even if you restore. You are doing irreversable harm through circumcision.
>>698973744
7.5/10
>>698973413
>foreskin restoration
firstly, u grew up cut, ur cut for life, you don't know the life of an uncut.(with all do respect)
iv never had discomfort from my head rubbing on clothes. I didn't mean it regains all sensitivity when wet, I meant some, and I meant that as a good thing. less stimulation to the sensitive nerves of the head allows for more mental focus on the muscle, which leads to a longer lasting erection, better control of orgasms, and deeper orgasms(u gave evidence to this claim in ur post) and when I say lasting longer, I certainly don't mean lasting longer than uncutfags, I mean in comparison with if ones personal circumstances were switched. also lasting as long as possible is a key to tantric sexual meditation(added bonus) and if you wana have sex with a girl more than once(if ever..lol) u need to give a shit about what that girl likes..marry a girl who dosnt like ur dick,its just not gona be a fun ride...im glad I was cut then and not now, and iv thought a lot about regenerating, how did you go about it?
>>698974460
>You don't know the life of an uncut.
Okay but i know it's better now than it was before. And i know that there are literally only positives to being uncut that to be cut and restored like i am, so what's your point?
>i have better erections because cut
No you don't. Cut men statistically have more erectile disfunction, more pronlems with cumming too quickly as well as more problems with taking too long (like me) i don't have problems holding off and edging now, the 15-20 mins i said was a minimum not a maximum, and i know other uncut guys can edge as well and hold off on orgasm.
>glad you were cut then
Why? It's not that bad of a surgery. Doing it to an infant is much worse. The foreskin is fused to the glans by the same way your fingernails are fused to your fingers. They have to rip and separate the foreskin off the head , imagine ripping your fingernail off. And THEN cut off an incredibly sensitive part of the dick.
>you better care what your partner thinks
Fine you can care what people think. Im just saying most don't care much one way or another and there are just as many who have preferences one way as the other in NA. In Europe the preferences are favoured towards uncut.
>>698974779
6.5
>>698975298
I didn't say being restored wasn't better, I even said iv considered it.im sure I might like it. I don't know what ur saying cus of a typo or two, but my point was that u cant speak for uncutfags cus u never were one and still arnt.
less stimulation to the head and more focus on the muscle can result in stronger erections and more control(than that person might have if uncut,this varys from person to person as all things do) ur statistics are bias, that shit can happens to anyone, ur research was most likely bias and provided from a place source using anecdotal evidence in order to sell you on the procedure or it was internetcucktalk...)
why is it different now or then to u?? the same thing happens at either time.. im glad cus I don't remember it and id rather not have been uncut(purly out of personal preference) that shit on the bottom under the head where allthe skin gathers, no thanx to that..
yea I like girls to enjoy sec with me.. its how you get them to do it with you agin nigga..lmao duh..
ur very defensive for someone I agreed with so much..lol
have fun playing with ur new foreskin buddy..XD lols
Mine?
>>698976713
id gobble?10
>>698976717
Fuck right off cunt. Nowhere was i trying to make people feel bad about thier dick. Im just trying to make a point about infant circ being fucking evil.
>>698976470
> that shit on the bottom under the head where allthe skin gathers, no thanx to that..
You mean the best feeling part of your penis
>>698976470
Ok the thing about the not speaking for cutfags part. Im pretty much just going to reword. Here.
My dick is worse in every way to an uncut dick. Why would that make the points that are good about my dick not apply to them? It should only make the negatives not necessarily apply.
>my erections are better
I'll use your logic this time. You don't know that because you don't speak for uncutfags.
>stuff under the head
Smegma doesnt get bad unless you are a very dirty person. It's what moisturizes and keeps the head of your cock looking so smooth and nice like you can see in this thread. And prevents it from desensitizing.
>have fun
Thanks.
r8
>>698977815
Your head reminds me of my head anon>>698965508
>>698976713
8/10
>>698976873
8/10
>>698977815
8/10
>>698977985
8.5
>>698974779
Nice and smooth 7/10
>>698977985
Really nice and thick 8,5/10
>>698976470
Shut up americut nobody cares
>>698978213
8/10very nice
>>698978243
8.5. If colour pic it could easily be higher (or lower).
Rate?
>>698977797
what..its hard to have this convo cus u don't understand..ur saying things I didn't say.
I was speaking in generalitys and it varys from person to person. my whole point was that both cut and uncut have different ups and downs for different people...I didn't mention smegma(that's what u thought I meant tho so im sure ur familiar with it, I on the otherhand learned about that on here on 4chan with all the other disgusting shit that happens here. iv never one day had any dick cheese so il take that win any day...sorry u got butthurt cus of poor reading comprehension, I was trying to be pretty fucking civil.
ur not welcome cus u suck dick at English and ur lashing out over wishing u had something that u don't. that's cuckbitchtalk on your part boy. sorry u gotta deal with that. im not familiar with having that problem either.
My dick
Who would like to play with my cock?
>>698978504
9. Fat cock sir
>>698978521
8
>>698978251
quiet shitskin
>>698969478
how old? Looks nice anon.
Yo
rate??
Who would like to play with my cock?
>>698979385
8/10 Anon, nice and warm looking. Are you completely hard though? Looks like it would almost hurt if it were harder.
>>698979385
Toilet/10
>>698967582
is your dick part corndog
>>698978541
What. The. Fuck. are you talking about. Dickcheese is build up smegma. What the fuck did you mean by this if not smegma?
Ill direct quote
>that shit on the bottom under the head where allthe skin gathers, no thanx to that..
K i misquoted "my erections are better". It should have been "sex is better" because that's what you claimed.
I'm fine with my body now. I just get fucking triggered by cunts claiming how much better circ dick is and i feel i have to educate them.
Fucking reading comp. You're just Fucking retarded.
>>698978834
You be quiet your cut deal with it and stop projecting like a little bitch
>>698978834
Shitskins are cut anon
>>698979534
not totally hard yet ;)
Who would like to play with my cock.?
>>698979625
kek
>>698979422
Does putting it in my mouth count as 'playing'?
>>698979949
Excellent. 8/10 at least.
More pics?
>tfw you have a nice cock but already jacked off too many times today to properly contribute
sigh
>>698976859
it was a joke.
this is 4chan...
don't get butthurt.
cheers
R8? Yes it's wet and skin is pulled back I'm uncut
>>698970179
10 I love your dick anon, I would suck your balls dry
>>698980402
>skin is pulled back I'm uncut
Nice cock though
>>698979308
>>698980117
Yes, would you like that would ya?
>>698964726
God like
10/10 would suck
>>698979422
What are you wearing? how old are you?
>>698964726
post more?
>>698980578
Yes. Would you just let me suck it until I made you cum?
>>698980404
Thank you anon
>>698979758
yea see.. u don't understand me.. I never said it was better.. I said many times that its a matter of preference for different people.. I was simply listing factors that may be applicable to some people............ different people will have different opinions of the same situations..uv gota be fucking trolling if ur really saying ur fucking triggered bro..lmao just chill man. ur just seeing what u wana see and ur not reading.. ur just upset..lol just chill bro...u just guard ur fancy new hood so nobody snatches it up k..:P lmao
![5763428843_ce57f1f3a9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sUt0c6v.jpg "5763428843_ce57f1f3a9[1].jpg")
>>698970689
>"femanon here"
>no timestamp
mon visage
>>698964726
It's weird. And ugly
>>698979956
>mfw cavemen try to argue with me..
![20160729_220534[4].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A7UrNcZ.jpg "20160729_220534[4].jpg")
>>698980646
8/10 nice head, looks yummy
>>698980402
carful with that fancy talk there partner, u might trigger a fella er 2..lmao
>>698980856
No argument big fella, just pointing something out to ya
>>698981081
Thanks, yours looks similar. How big? I'll give it a...8/10.
>>698980544
would be all over it.
>>698980711
I would let you do that, ya can make me cum anyway ya want ;)
Mornin
>>698981379
7 inches on the dot. Now that you mention it, they look similar indeed...
>>698981490
your penis looks nice. and i like your pubic hair!
who wants to send dick pics to my gf?
R8
>>698964726
Penis/10
It looks like a gross weiner OP
Good job
average virgin here
>>698980754
Okay thank you.
You did in your original post claim cut guys had "deeper orgasms" which is what i interpreted to be "muh sex is better"
Anyways, I'm done arguing, I don't usually get this upset about it. I just don't want kids to get hurt. That's why it affects me so much.
>>698982024
Good news and bad news, it ain't your dick holding you back
>>698982101
I know, i should get out more tbh
>>698981336
way to be racist.. im not gona talk shit about someones skin. but ur as good as nigger if ur bitching about cut vs uncut.. I was having a convo and im in favor of both. then I get shitstormed by people who clearly like nothing more of themselves than 3 more square inches of dickskin.. that's monkey nigger brain type shit right chair my dude.. and its funny that the yellow is 20 to 80 percent.. that kind means tons of whites are cut.. so idk if u meant for ur map to show that colored are cut more often, but its not the case in my world.. I dig ur polite style tho
>>698981829
yeah
>>698981829
No one here will be sending. They are all literal faggots.
>>698982378
What're you packing?
Small fat guy cock r8 away
>>698982800
4/10. Any more pics? I love small dicks. Gay or straight?
>>698982990
Nah that's the only one atm and straight
Why not
>>698982078
lol yes I said that. again, that's a variable that is the case for some people. others may not agree. my main point was that cutfags have plenty decent sex for those reasons and for some, those reason may even improve sexual pleasure/and or ability. its heavily aligned with religion for its meditative qualitys (tantric sex) (in theory if it makes u less sensitive like uncutfags say, then it will make u last longer..) which goes along with the discipline and restraint of religion, its also about service to our women in that way(chivalry goes all the way back to norse).. just as with girls, some girls like clit play, some find it annoying.. some men like ball play, some find it annoying.. im only triggered by ugliness and none is more sad than people arguing of what kind of dick is better, much less attacking people for something that happened as an infant.. I am only opening the dialog so that we can learn these things and maybe see less dickhate threads.. im sure theres plenty to come today tho..lol good chat.
>>698968099
post moar?
>>698983423
Sensitivity =/= time to orgasm anon
>>698982424
see>>698969316
I guess ur a faggot too cus ur dick is transparent as fuck....
>>698983423
You're stupid the only reason dick hate threads exist is to trigger retards like yourself
>>698970402
%triforce
>>698970762
Jesus fucking christ. 10/10 gib.
>>698983612
>>698984095
how big?
>>698983423
Ok. But you saw where i got my points from. Don't say i didn't read it properly when in fact you didnt write it properly.
And >>698983653 is right. I've heard the lasting longer more control argument before too. Uncut guys can last as long as cut guys and edge too. They can learn control better because they aren't forced to wait for it by thier body. They learn real control, not i have to wait longer to cum because i can't right now.
>>698984232
7.5
>>698983699
and that's more sad than people on the internet trying to trigger people who got something cut off at birth.. way to pick ur priorities.. if spotting people weakness makes u feel better, that's ur business.. seems cringy and sad to me. but hey man, whatever makes u feel better.. I hope u do feel better someday.. I truly feel for u. and im sorry that ur life hurts.. just know, even tho nobody has given 2 shits about u in years.. I still mildly feel something for u.. mostly just pitty..
>>698984057
It means "not equal" it's an equals sign cut in half.
>>698984565
Most cutfags deal with it without being triggered and going on a 20 minute rant about how it's really not that bad. Stay mad
>>698984399
no. u just read it wrong..lol u inferred more than I wrote...sorry. and ur still missing the points and trying to be slightly more right. il give u the win bro, u clearly need it more than me. have a good one.
>>698964726
7/10 needs a good nutsack slobbering and cock/shaft sucking ...mmm uncut.
>>698984962
most people in general aren't desperate to trigger someone so that they can make someone feel something, if anything... im all chill. u stay desperate tho bud.
>>698985015
Me reading "being cut allows for deeper orgasms" as "cut sex is better" is not inferring more than you wrote.
>>698984411
How old are you?
Rate mate
>>698985405
6.5
>>698985395
20, why?
r8?
R8
>>698985345
it literally is when I didn't say either of those things..lmao I was talking about specific aspects of being cut that CAN achieve what I said, for some people... I didn't say they do it more than someone elses uncut dick. I said it works better for some people "than if ones own situation was switched". ur mostlikley rewriting it for the same reason I stated a min ago.. cut works better for some. uncut works better for some.. ur just use to taking sides and u think im the opposition.. ur just triggered homie.. wev already resolved it. just chill man..lol
My foreskin is too tight to retract itself when I become erect. :(
>>698986089
>either of those things
You absolutely said the first one. And i didnt say you said the second part. Your reading comprehension is bad. You were attacking mine. Now I'm attacking yours.
This is a direct quote from you.
>less stimulation to the sensitive nerves of the head allows for more mental focus on the muscle, which leads to a longer lasting erection, better control of orgasms, and deeper orgasms
>>698986598
Go to a doctor and get steroid cream for phimosis. Use it, as well as stretching excersizes to help loosen it up so you can use it normally :)
>>698986598
no prob bro. u just gota yank on it everyday in the shower till it hurts.. and don't forget to scrape off the narly dickcheese with a spoon..don't worry if its disgusting, bitches with gross pussys feel more comfortable with someone whos privates are as much like an asshole as their disgusting filthy unwashed snatch.. it makes them feel less disgusting and unfuckable..yay! we did it! uncutfags win! yay we did it! yeah!
are there any females rating in these threads?
>>698986619
no..lol
>>698987172
Fucking hell you're retarded
>>698986619
he said "for some" somany fucking times anon. ur not even uncut and ur fighting so hard...stop letting this cut alpha wreck ur ass about how badly u wish u could feel what others claim they feel that u assume you don't...
Any rate my dick?
>>698987661
that's baddass bro..
>>698964726
If cut, 9/10. Still a solid 6/10 though.
>>698987297
so much this....
>>698987513
>wreck ur ass about how badly u wish u could feel what others claim they feel that u assume you don't...
Is anyone who posted ages ago still here?
>>698987823
as the cutfag triggering all the dickcheeses, I actually like ops just the way it is. but lets be honest..
>op?
lmao
>>698987513
He literally never says that in the part that's quoted from. Fucking go back and read it yourself.>>698974460
I dont even care at this point all we've been arguing is fucking semantics and grammar because he's dumb AF.
>>698987513
Also
>alpha
Kek bro.
Post more.
>>698987741
You like? Rate pls
>>698987513
ALSO did you not read the part about foreskin restoration. The things I'm talking about are mostly personal experience where i felt one thing before doing it and a different thing now.
>inb4 you don't talk for the uncuts again
I talk for me. And for me having a piece of skin there has helped a lot. Even though it's not the original intended skin. And again i dont understand how having a worse piece of skin would make my experience any less valuble to talk about in this context.
>>698988807
majestic/10
rate?
>>698988996
You just put half of a conversation together in one post. Why?
>>698989063
holy shit bro.. cmon... yes I read and responded plenty. u didn't fucking read it man. here this will explain everything...>>698988996
>>698989187
thats not you.
>>698989190
not all even the same convo..lol try reading and looking at mfws.. ur making it less simple than it is...this whole "understanding" thing is subjective for some...keep at it, ul get there..
>>698968195
9/10 ;)
>>698989518
Kek
>>698989118
Thank you, just out of curiosity, are you gay?
>>698989833
Why the fuck do you shave your pubes in that way?
>>698990050
so they don't itch when growing back
>>698989939
me and bestie started nailing eachother (and his little sis) when we were 10. and a few years before that a big floppy cock found its way to me through a gloreyhole at the mall, a voice from over the wall said "suck it" I did, got a huge gross mouthful at 7. these days I would suck a dick and probly not much more. so id say im bi to that extent.
>>698967781
Aww, sometimes a small one is all you need
>>698990348
It literally makes you look like you have a mental disorder shaving around like that then leaving hair. Either shave it all, or trim it all, or don't shave at all.
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>>698969710
Is that a worm crawling out of it?
>>698990625
no one has said anything before you. thanks!
>>698990681
want to swallow it all/10
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