Let's do this.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's do this.
Could be worse
>>698960871
I hate you
>>698960871
I still got some stuff to work on.. but I'm close!
If you don't believe me its fine
>>698962216
I mainly wonder WHY THE FUCK did you scale the picture down so only ants can read it?
I won on the second to last row to lazy to edit the image on mobile
>>698962216
>age: 0-16
underage gtfo
>>698961425
you got bingo, you're not close
Eh. Could be worse
its not that bad aint it?
bascily a few mistakes and just a person growing up, no car or house because to young and shiz
>>698962216
MODS
btw why the fuk almost everybody that posted so far tasted ther own fucking cum what the hell is worng with u?
>>698960871
damn it looks worse than it feels
>>698963377
>you have to get them all you fuck
i bet you were real excited about those dubs too. bet you hoped someone would come along and say 'checked', or better yet 'czeched' or 'witnessed' as a testament to their hip freshness. maybe even with a nice 'meme' of jim carrey in there for good measure. he's so hot right now.
and then you would revel in the glory that is repeated digits on 4chan, the coolest fad this side of 2012. everyone would value what you had to say because 'lord kek' smiled on you with his 'meme magic', raising you above the rest. but not today, because today you were wrong.
>>698961425
>tfw you will never never continue to higher education
>>698964250
lol what are you on about, he (you) did get bingo. he was not close.
>>698964410
nice watermark!
>>698960871
I got Bingo, someone kill me please. Thanks.
How am i doing?
One more day with my underwear and i get another row
>>698964544
>One more day with my underwear and i get another row
the struggle is real
>i often stay home on saturday night
Written like a true autist who's never hosted a party.
>>698960871
>don't care how i look when i step outside for some groceries
Neither does the vast majority of normal fucking humans you nonsocial neanderthals
>>698964819
good point, ill change it a bit in the next version
>>698960871
>very rarely go home after work or school
No fucking shit, weekends are for recreation, a huge chunk of normals go home and relax after a days work
>the amount of people whove tasted their own cum
>>698960871
>Eat snacks and drink soda almost everyday
Good job you're a normal human with taste buds
>>698960871
>humans with cat ear and tail doesn't count
Yes it most certainty fucking does
Could be worse
ayy! i'm not as fucked up as i thought!
>>698965120
I never noticed until now, but if you zoom into his face, he's just fucking ready to eat your soul and take your foodstamps.
>>698965123
>drinking soda every day
>thinks this is normal
Found the fatty.
>>698964658
I also didn't see the snacks and soda box.
Is brown ale considered soda? If yes than i just need to restock my cheese flips for another row
>>698964250
Whoa, your autism showed. Keep it in check before typing a whole paragraph next time, eh?
>>698960871
>live with parents
Not a loser trait until mid to late 20s or so. /b/ is 18+
>>698965044
yeah i need to change that one
>>698965123
i'll change it in the next version
>>698965193
light furry is too common, i don't want 99.9% of anons to check the box
>>698965344
if it has a lot of sugar in it maybe you can consider it soda
>>698965526
This, but i just think it to make myself feel better
feels good man
>>698965253
>fapped to scat, furry porn, cp, shota
>"I'm not fucked up!"
>>698960871
>room is a complete mess
Tidiness =/= success. Plenty of bachelors are just as messy as you incompetent neckbeards.
>>698965526
varies from place to place but i'd say living at home between 20-24 is on the edge of being loser material
>>698965608
how can it be
>>698965608
get the fuck out of here you normie bastard
>>698965534
>if it has a lot of sugar in it maybe you can consider it soda
It's made with glucose-fructose-syrup. That's 2 kind of sugars in one drink
Also it has the most calories among all beers
>>698965608
Sucks to be you faggot
I guess I win
>>698960871
>don't own a working vehicle
So you're one of hundreds of thousands if not millions of people that live in vast metropolitan areas and get around either on foot, via public transport, or bike?
A score like this should be a bingo. But I guess I'm more of a winner than some people who are less depraved than me.
>>698960871
>quit higher education
Like some of the most successful entrepreneurs of all time?
>>698965691
>>698965737
Lol all this hate for a sane functional person
>>698965832
Sane functional people don't belong in here.
>>698965832
*for being
>>698960871
Is a bike considered a working vehicle, OP?
>>698965832
Your life must be boring as fuck.
>>698960871
>Fap more than once per day
Neat you have a sex drive driven by testosterone, and you're fairly normal
>>698965795
Theres still time to change things for yourself unlike >>698965745, he isnt old but hes so fucked itd take a lifetime to fix things
>>698960871
Actually own my own place but moved home and rented it out cos the loneliness made me suicidal
>>698960871
This one was too kind
>>698965816
Why everybody hate me?
I think I did pretty good
>>698965975
Because not even people here want to associate with you, i feel myself becoming more of a shut-in just by replying to you
>>698964712
GUYSS
>>698965675
living in a wasteland of trash is a sure sign of being a loser. nobody stepping into someones upside down home thinks "this guy really got it together"
>>698960871
>>698964819
>>698964959
>>698965013
>>698965044
>>698965123
>>698965193
>>698965526
>>698965534
>>698965675
>>698965784
>>698965821
>>698965908
ITT op projects his own insecurities a fucking shitload and tries to make himself feel better by getting other anons play his autistic little game, then pretends he knew about everything wrong with this retarded idea and will fix it "next time"
inb4 "it was all a troll kek"
>>698965821
yes, it's not like most people giving up on education will become millionaires.
>>698966339
please anon, im close but im not god
>>698965939
Feels encouraging to read this. If I'd taken this test 3 months ago, I'd have only 2 boxes unchecked. I seem to be moving in the right direction, but I still feel miserable.
>>698966509
Its also not like stopping higher education automatically makes you a loser. Just stop.
Just a chubby anime liking guy with no friends.
>>698966612
no but it's a loser sign, which together with other loser signs will allow you to obtain bingo.
>>698965120
i'm doing this since i'm 10, must have drink like ca 50 litres of my own cum yet
inb4 ik very bad english and i'm sry
>>698966700
Except over half of op's image is complete bullshit made up by a dipshit's thoughts on what makes someone a loser, considering most normal people do half the shit on there. But of course /b/ doesn't recognize that lol
>>698961045
>virgin
>hasn't tasted his own cum
i rest my case
>>698965876
edgyy
>>698963642
>fapped to scat
>afraid to taste his own cum
>>698966925
please cross all the things that you think a normal club-going person with many friends does and then post the image
>>698960871
almost got me, good thing im not a weeb
>>698964525
>fap more than once a day
>over 22 years of age
> never tasted his cum
degenerate
>>698965795
i like your heart icons, that is fucking sweet
Virgin should be moved elsewhere and the centre should have a free space, like "Goes to 4chan" or something so it's easier to get a bingo.
Didn't get me faggot.
>>698965939
:/
>>698967209
I'm glad you like it, anon
>>698965044
Stop being a pussy. I go to gym after school
>>698966144
You sound like a cool guy
>>698960871
Why the fuck have like 90% of these people tasted their own cum? What's the fascination in tasting your own splooge?
BINGO!
>>698960871
i suppose there is still hope
just got accepted to uni and got a car
No bingo, but it could be worse I guess
>>698967227
that isn't what he asked
So many 17-19 year olds
At 25 it makes even me feel old here
>How fucked am I?
>>698967785
you mean you don't want to suck your own dick and cum down your throat? what are you, gay?
>>698967403
was like that in the original version, wasnt too fun
As a qt transgirl, I was already degenerate by default. Also I've never kissed a girl but I've been fucked in the ass multiple times and made out with guys.
>>698967991
Fucking normie/10
>>698968078
os is it good or bad?
>>698968034
an hero pls
>>698967952
Don't care, answered to the same effect
>>698968145
kys you double nigger
>>698968177
Anything in particular upset you?
>>698967827
>/b/INGO
will be like that next version
>>698968228
haha, not even close
Aaaand, as in real life, I'm a huge "meh"
Whew. I got much closer than I thought I would, this shit is waking me up inside.
>>698968034
nudes please <3
I always thought i ws fucked up
>>698968456
Thanks for noticing my correction senpai
Pls fix so i can score /b/INGO next time
>>698967090
>>698967952
I go out clubbing with friends and mine is >>698967403
The cum thing is all me and falling for 4chan bullshit, the exercise thing depends on the individual and you can replace folder for 4chan shitposting with folder of funny pictures.
>>698968683
most normal people use internet for facebook, youtube and email. plus porn of course.
the idea with the funny pictures is good, ill try to generalize it a bit
>>698968646
we'll get there!
>>698968539
I'm not that easy :3333333³³³³
>Taste your own cum
It aint gay and it is not worse that eating your own mucus
>Dark web
Shit bro if u never browse the deep web u cant calll urself an anon
>friends
Well u can expend time with them playing steam vdya
>folder
We are what we are thanks to these folders
>CP lolita etc
Well some 15yo girls look way 2 much developed
>how do I look
If u dont care how u look it means u dont need people seal of approve to be happy, nice
>exercise
Whatever man u will die even if u are running 1hour everyday
>shower
Naturally animals dont take shower
>education
Really?
>3dporn
open your mind bro, it is art so whats the problem
>kiss
Girls are overrated
>parents
Its a fact u will miss a lot ur parents when they die
>virgin
Fuck me, have you heard about AIDS?
>vehicle
And about pollution or fucking tram?
>fap
Using your cock makes it stronger and makes u more sexually atractive
>scat, gore, etc
Open your mind, dont create fake walls
>overwigth
If you are not obese you probably are going to last the same as a not fat person.
>mess
Well cleaning is boring as fuck, dont waste time, life is too short
>snacks, soda
Whats better than doritos and md
>furry
Still art
>Sat night
10 funcking € to go inside a disco full of sweatty drunk people. AUKM?
>go home
Comfy af
>Dirty clothes
Alpha as fuck
>gaming
Well 4hours is the minimun to ocmplete a boss in ds3
>anime
Better than fucking titanic
Prove me wrong fags
>>698968856
My point was that a "normie" would probably cross out the same shit as me. And the biggest
I hope you aren't taking this bingo shit seriously, a Chad or whatever term you /r9k/ fucktards rage on could score a loser bingo on this chart.
>>698969163
nah, its all in good fun. but i don't think normal people (as in most people on the planet) would cross tasted-cum/dedicated-folder/often-fap-more though
>>698969282
forgot the age:
18
>>698969282
This is inverted, right? RIGHT?
>>698969480
No, some people are just liars, even anonymously when their actions have no personal repercussions repercussion and they would stand to lose nothing from being truthful
It's a jungle out there kid.
well shit
>>698969699
Psh, keep dreamin' kid.
Go kick a pigskin for a bit. Reflect.
>>698969747
you'll get there by the time you're granted magic rights, i believe in you
>>698969805
Thanks for picking up the shitty reference to Bastion
Just finished it today. Was bretty gud 8/10 for the storytelling alone
>>698969747
At least you're not a furfag
>>698970046
t-thanks
>>698969747
Fucking get >weeb & progamer
You're so close to a blackout bingo
>>698969982
Hey, sweet. I've got that game. Maybe I'll play it.
>>698969426
Literally depends on the person. You know how many people still visit various forums or other stupid sites and start saving shit from them because they can't be arsed to look it up each time.
And jerking off depends entirely on your sex drive and boredom. Shieet, during exams we were all on 4+ daily and some of my friends pull ridiculous pussy.
And tasting cum could also happen with your girlfriend or someshit like that.
>>698970218
Yeah man, do it
The gameplay is good, but not perfect. You'll need a n xbox controller to enjoy it
But the story and graphics imo are top notch, there's a reason it has 97% on steam
>>698970198
I fuckig hate weebs though,and I only have minecraft which I havent touched in years.
too close for comfort
>>698970620
You seem like a sad boring person
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Ev'rybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it's party time
Do the limbo dance
Not the worst but...shit, I got bingo. Just got some fucked up shit I do, I guess.
>>698970488
You sound like you're not into steam enough
Games are a great stress relief and good when you need a break from work
Anime can be good once you give it a chance, it's just like you say though: weebs are the scum of the earth. Stay away from anime discussion and communities and you might be able to see why so many love it
>>698970811
Living dangerously anon
You're peering into the abyss. Don't fall in
>>698970864
How the hell are you not a virgin?
Did you forget the small text that says penis in vag? Getting molested & raped doesn't count fatty
>>698970917
I only watch one piece once a week.
Doesnt count as " a lot " though.
Also literaly too poor to buy a gaming anything
>>698971084
Haha, well unlike a lot of people here I used to work out a lot and get da pussay. Life has just kinda imploded the last year really (mainly cause I let it). I am noticeably overweight now yes, but I'm also 6'3 so ya know...I got mine. More than what a lot of anons can say.
>>698960871
Welp
>>698971336
Are you retarded?
Fuck, I got a bingo.
>>698971412
Age fgt
>>698971110
>Also literaly too poor to buy a gaming anything
Nigger please
I make less than american minimum wage working weekends while in uni and I have a $1500 equivalent pc
You live at home. Just get off your ass and work a couple times per week
>>698971315
Niqqa I'm jelly as fuck rn
Leave some bitches for us short folk
>>698971488
27-29, you happy now?
>>698971645
No, just sad
>>698971491
Its also not my priority to buy a noice pc.
school monies n shit
Im not a nigger,im half pajeet
>>698971336
>How many is bingo?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fucking sperg even deleted his post
Motherfucker how do you not know bingo
>>698971645
Happy? No.
Satisfied? Yes.
>>698971698
>Bad English
>Im not a nigger
Shut the fuck up you harambe looking peasant.
>>698964410
>lives with parents
>owns a car
wut
>>698971272
Enjoy your ban faggot.
>>698960871
usually stick with my main meals and drink water, unless I'm stoned, then I eat snacks...
>>698971891
Kekeke
Beat me to it
This thread just made me feel really, really normal.
Quick somebody call me a faggot.
>>698971897
Can't have our parents driving us everywhere. I don't understand how you can't fathom this.
>>698971980
Nigger
>>698971698
>Im not a nigger,im half pajeet
Faggot I'm full Indian and at least I speak the goddamn language properly. Off yourself and back to the shitting streets with you, moronic southie fuck.
>>698971897
>America
Probably
r8 me
>>698971980
Dindu
>>698971980
Cunt
How have so many of you people never kissed a girl before? That's like fucking first base
>>698971980
had the opposite effect on me
>>698970726
>>698968827
Have fun with that ban of yours.
>>698971980
Fuck off to reddit you normie.
>>698971992
Not everyone is american on the internet you mongoloid
In other countries people don't need fucking statistical deathmachines to get to work and travel
>>698971891
Im not from murrica and some of my keys stick due to beer spillage.
am holding my dick too with my lefty
>>698962216
Ban hammer will strike.
>>698972134
kissing != full on makeout
Some of us actually plan to become wizards some day
>>698971637
You'll get there. Most of us are barely in our 20's talkin about "muh life neckbeard 3edgy5success" but really you niggers..? You know most people don't get their lives together til 30's right? Just sayin, and all you little fucks that are like 17-21 still living with your parents and calling yourself a loser stfu, really...real talk, you are barely beginning.
Yeh...that's about it.
>>698972222
Czeched.
>>698972213
Well I'm from Australia but nice try. It's unfortunate that you are that poverty stricken that you can't but an automobile.
>>698972069
you seem normal/10
would game with you
>>698970295
>And tasting cum could also happen with your girlfriend or someshit like that.
ill change it a bit next version
>>698971992
But if you can pay for a car, why not get your own apartment? That's way more important than a car
>>698972472
it's double dubs you fucking RETARD
>>698970726
triple bingo! well done!
>>698972324
If that's the case I'm optimistic as fuck
I have another five years to get my life straight
Or not. Shit happens
>>698972381
It's unfortunate that you are so poverty stricken that you live with your parents lol
>>698972523
A car is a whole lot cheaper than renting. I saved up my money and bought my car this year at 19. And I will probably live with my parents until I finish uni and get a real job.
y'know, I'm pretty happy with this honestly.
>>698972594
Thanks
>>698971084
>Getting molested & raped doesn't count fatty
fuck, i lol'd
>>698972627
It's more I'm taking advantage of my parents wealth. Why would I leave as a uni student when I can just live off my parents?
>>698972381
>Aussie talking about other nations being poverty stricken
Toppest of keks you nigger of the east
>>698972675
Not bad, not bad. You on some tracks though anon. Unless you wanna be going that way, ya better get off at tge next station and figure some shit out, feel me?
>>698972801
Ahh what did I say.
>>698972749
Truly a nigger of the east
>>698972801
>Australia
>First World Country
>Not a nigger abo
Okay mate.
>>698960871
It could be worse, I suppose.
>>698972741 Sheit, if I was getting molested, at least I'd be a desirable fatty, which (I think I've said this a lot in this thread) is a lot more than most anons could say.
I don't understand the stigma when it comes to living with your parents, especially at a young age. Why would I put myself in a financial burden when I can live at home and save untill I can afford to leave?
No CP nor Shota... Loli yes, as in young teens, I admit it
>>698972827
I get you, figuring shit out all the time recently.
>>698971336
>How many is bingo?
lulz... i understand that you deleted your post
Aahaha, double bingo, I´m a winner :D
>>698973158
If you can live in cohesion with your parents yeah. I left (and am indeed suffering even 4-5 years down the line) cause I couldn't. Thinking about going back now that they've gotten chiller in their old(er) age, and getting my life together like y'all lucky anons with swaggin parents. Probably helps I'm not a completely useless fuck anymore either.
>>698973464
Doublenigger I have six >>698969747
>>698972738
shit man it was even quadruple bingo! shieeet
>>698960871
>>698973648
>implying i thought that was real
>>698974088
matey do you have a template for that "hmmmmm" face
>>698974259
it is
I guess I'm a bit lonely lately.
But not as bad as I thought it would be.
>>698960871
> when youre a depraved autist but you have a girl
>>698960871
could be worse
>tasted my own cum when GF had cum on her boobs and asked me to try it (kinkster)
>watched beast when i was a weird teen (about 15/16)
>usually go to shops and whatnot in jeans or chinos and t-shirt, always clean, but not exactly fancy
>I don't exercise much as i'm at uni and don't have much free time, so work out once in a blue moon and i'm skinny, so i'm not to fussed as at least i'm not a fat cunt
>dedicated folder for image boards, been a channer since i was 15 as i was a fucking lonely nerd in secondary school
>working vehicle: I live within 15 minits of my uni and 20 minits of my job, so as a poor fag student a car would be an unnecessary expense
>I fap to furry porn: again, fucking degenerate during secondary school and still whack it to furry once in a while
>21 now, have lovely GF, get tonnes of pussy from her, and doing well at uni
I think i'm alright
Just a poorfag lol.
I think my gf is the only reason why I'm not a complete basement-dwelling loser fuck.
I don't even know how to start getting better
How bad am i
>>698960871
Well, besides this my life sucks.
>>698960871
Oh gosh....
Fucking losers.
>>698960871
everything is fine
>>698975251
gramps!
>>698978651
double bingo!
oldmoralfag
>>698979339
>>698965608
So u hav a really boring life
>>698960871
I feel pretty good
Help me
advice pls
>>698980211
>>698980211
Change nothing, ur good.
>>698980211
an hero
Next version is ready:
>>698980515
Get over there, losers.
>>698980571
You made it worse
Can I get dubs for this double bingo?
>>698980677
Good job, anon.
does a bicycle count as a working vehicle?
>>698980643
it's ok, mark 4 was worse than 3 as well
>>698980677
lucky number seven
>>698980986
not really, changed that square in the next version
>>698962216
Underaged b&
ggggggg
>>698960871
That's not so bad
