Waifu claiming thread
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>>698937791
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, EXCALIBAAAAAH
Saber claim
>>698941549
To be completely honest, I had quite the low expectations heading in, but was pleasantly suprised. It doesn't really use gore as a crutch, which was definitely what I was expecting. It achieves a good amount in it's short run time of four episodes.
>>698941343
Jimmy Neutron is a meme factory I swear
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fylYV5V0GyA
Still here
>>698941337 (Yuno)
I'm too self conscious lol.
This honestly is the most judgmental place, now that I think about it.
>>698941382 (Maki)
Can I have a figure of Yuuki Santa?
>>698941549 (Yui)
Yeah, there's the Studio Deen version of Fate/stay night (which is shit, don't watch it), Fate/Zero (which is damn good), and Fate/stay Night UBW which is pretty good.
>>698940739
Big bike, that's what! Although now I NEED a helmet mount, as there's no spot for the mount I was using before on this bike.
>>698940983
Oh, I thought I answered that!
Will probably be a duo-advisory system, since Rory is better at bad weather riding, and I'm better at going batshit insane fast, and will soon be able to man handle this thing in like, a month or 2 of practice.
>>698941040
Speed law on the freeway is one thing, but stop lights and general road rules I still follow.
>Hell, even at 130mph I was still fucking signalling my lane changes!
>>698941063
There might be a way you could... convince, me. ;^)
>>698941240
Fine, just in the last 5 minutes:
>I forgot my music, I knew something was missing tonight
>Fucking cord is still in the backpack
>I wonder how much a ticket would be for speeding so fast
>I wanna race Rory sometime
>I forgot to play WoW with my friend tonight, fuck
>I wonder when me and Amatsu will fuck
>Sprite is pretty good with M&C
>I still have these chips in the backpack, I bet they're old
>I wonder what the janitor thinks when I'm blasting ASF
>Holy shit why is there so much eurobeat in my history
I should open Skype and see if my friend was spamming me
>Fuck off update
>Nico is gunna regret this, but alright
>>698941382
I probably could if I got in shape easily, but I'm very bad athletically.
>My sprint is top tier, my consistent run is shit
It is, but my hands just need to get used to it... or maybe I should get comfier grips...
>>698941520
Well considering my day didn't start till 2 in the afternoon, it's only been 10 hours!
Iowa claimed
>>698941243
What do you do for work? Is it boring?
>>698941382
Yep! James even said that they got it from the guys that made his original squiggly cup haha. I'm hoping they fit in well with the group! it seems like they will too.
Also Santa please give me a CC squiggly cup
>>698941512
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>all Iowas from that artist are really cute
you're also a faggot
>>698941520
fuck off randy
>>698941562
I dunno see how much more science she can do for like science
Time for me to go to bed, goodnight y'all!
>>698941240
>and I'll miss you too!
I'll miss ya too!
I'm getting tired tho.. I think I'll go sleep, goodnight lovely
>>698941243
The og one :^)
>>698941382
>Santa, I want happiness for Christmas
Yay~!
>Also is this the show or the anon? Both were pretty damn cool.
I don't get it
>>698941512
I just want my gifs ;-;
>>698941677
ayy
>>698941162
>why no GATE
>You watched Futabu
Wut
>>698941391
It better help. That shit fixed Herpes Simplex 1.
>I had it on my face
>I could barely open my eye
>>698941185
I have no least favourites.
>>698941683
Clenching so hard even a 20mm point blank couldn't penetrate my ass m8
I think i'll go now, if Nonon or that one Asuka come here and i'm not back tell him i said hello.
>Akagi claimed.
I'm off too work now. I wish you all a wonderful day. Except the new megumin
>>698941866
>>698941877
BIG SCIENCE
I claim all waifus
>brutally rape them while they moan like whores
>feels good man
>>698941945
Fall off your horse!
>>698941945
Eat shit , dio
>>698941877
>>698941866
Big science confirmed for new meme.
>>698941974
0/10 not schwanz king
>>698941866
Nope not regretting it but those are a bunch or random, scattered thoughts.
>>698941382
I want you for christmas~
Cool :) Enjoying yourself?
>Oh~ Hehe good. You're getting all pervy heheh
>>698941466
Oh! Now I see I was totally confused haha my bad my bad.
>>698941873
Big science.
>>698941895
Goodnight love sleep well~
>>698941930
Yozora claimed
>>698941683 Yuno
Glad it got better for you homes.
![Kirino [192].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aWFK2rI.jpg "Kirino [192].jpg")
>>698941828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6wL0mkpQl4
Jimmy is my spirit animal
>>698941877
YOU WOULDNT COMPLAIN
>They really are
FUCK
>>698941520
Still better than nothing
>fuck off :^)
>>698941866
>>698941877
Big science
>Double dubs
>>698941945
See ya
>>698942067
>>698942042
She loved it bro
still here
and
>>698941562
its ok
>>698942120
Fuck off, Waifu stealer.
>>698941873
>Big Science
kk
>>698941877
>Have an Iowa I found adorable
>>698941968
>>698942021
THE BIGGEST SCIENCE!
>>698942059
I'm very scatterbrained, but can focus on something precisely to such an extent, it drives me to a depression or obsession depending on the topic. So I just try to stay scattered.
>Makoto
>>698942120
REEEEE
>>698942120
FUCK OFF
>>698942129
CALM DOWN
>>698941945
>eat shit Dio
Have a good day at work
>>698941866
>>698941877
BIG SCIENCE
YOUR DUBS MAKE IT SO
>>698941866
And better at not killing bikes. Dont forget that.
>>698942060
>>698942067
Oh you cheeky buggers
>:^)
>>698941848
Nigga whatchu gotta worry about? Everyone is a bunch of nobodies thinking they're SOMEBODY, like nigga you better check my resume.
I need to teach you to be a man man!
>>698941928
My dick will penetrate anything so cletch hard my nigga, make it nice and tight for me
>>698941945
You aint foolin me Dio
>>698942067
Gracias amigo, should be a good day for me
>>698941945
Eat shit, Dio.
>>698942060
Aint nothing wrong with a little bumb and grind.
>>698942120
Fuck off and give her back, Randy.
>>698942129
Get the fuck out.
>>698942108
i am doing a sleep good nigt
>>698941866
Sweetm both sound epic to do. One for adrenaline and the other for prep against mother nature
>>698941895
Same. Night too
>>698941945
Take care
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>698940812
Thanks for the heads up, I'll walk in blind.
>both
>rewind 2 months
I found a hole in fence conveniently only a few steps away from the stairs outside that helps for leaving the complex + attracts the least attention, now it's been fixed.
>conspiracy
>>698941815
>>698941162
Actually, you've shown me the list before and I was going to ask again for it so thank you.
>stick to 12 episode animes
do you read any manga?
>>698942233
Fucking Jew
>>698942271
Fucking jap
>>698942393
Fuck off
>>698942398
Good night Shinoa.
well i better post her now before this thread gets to long, how are you guys doing tonight?
>>698942271
Idk, I've just kind of grown up kind of afraid of what people think of me. You're definitely right though, I need to stop giving a shit about what people think of me.
>>698942398
Goodnight Smug
>>698942246
Shush, it was a recalled part and you know it.
>I went down there Monday actually, apparently there's been A LOT of people it's happened to now.
>>698942398
Night Smugs, sleep well.
Videl claimed
>>698942399
Oh, not really, here's a manga list of what I've read and what I plan to read.
http://myanimelist.net/mangalist/Shiroanon
Pay no mind to the guro.
>>698941945
Eat shit dio and have a good day yourself!
>>698941968
>>698942021
>>698942150
>>698942246
The big science of big dubs
>>698942150
BUT I WOULD I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>>698942211
Saved. Thanks makoto!
>>698942543
Doing pretty good and you?
>>698942528
H-hello~
>>698942587
4u
>>698942271
No problem homie.
You doing anything special?
>>698942398
Night.
>>698942528
Show me the goods.
>>698942543
Pretty average, homie.
Hbu?
>>698942450
Fool spotted. How did the casting go?
>>698941382
I want an automatic 5.56 Galil AR, an automatic 7.62 Galil ARM, a Galatz, an automatic 10mm MPX with a non circular suppressor, a Dan Wesson Titan Elite with wood grips a gaming PC and WiFi for the PC because I don't have any right now
>>698942628
Yep!
>Short haired Iowa a top cute.
>>698942662
4me?
>>698941815
Doesn't sound to bad.
Oh, and only 4 episodes? In that case I'll watch the whole thing later.
>>698941848
Well, I'll put in on the list, but I think it'll be a while untill I get around to it.
>>698942399
Obviously, there's a evil force at work here.
Stay frosty out there Ui.
>>698942662
Hello faceless anon.
>>698942668
What goods?
>>698942669
I haven't yet cast them. I'm still waiting to get a price quote.
>>698942563
When is moomoo con? I need to make you a man yesterday nigga
No wonder you submissive, cant even wrestle for dominance
>>698942668
I dont know yet, parents might take me out
>>698942668
>>698942628
just chillin, and thinking about playing a game of overwatch
>>698942822
Stop pointing at me, fucker.
>>698942810
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HILARIOUS
Dibs on Rem
>>698942528
Ayy Lmao
>>698942628
YOULL GET THEM ANYWAY
>>698942794
Ahoge girls top cute
>>698942844
Ah. Any progress on bodies or are you sticking with heads?
>>698942587
Good to know that Americans always ruin the bikes they love then.
>:^)
>>698941503
Do you have enough good boy points?
>>698941848
Of course, wrapped or unwrapped?
>>698941866
Fair enough, running takes a lot of time, all about pushing yourself.
>A 200m run is the best for that, fucking love it so much.
Either one could work, if your hands got used to it that might be better, could save some money I guess.
>>698941877
Wonder what they were thinking kek. Same here, kinda like the interns at the office, we know how that went though.
I'll pull some strings.
>>698941895
That's a tough request, you got it though. I assumed something else, night Amatsu. Sleep well.
>>698942059
You don't even need to ask, doesn't even have to be Christmas.~
Yeah, they put me in a good mood, kinda why I watch them frequently.
>Are we looking at the same pictures? How could I not~?
>>698942398
Night mang.
>>698942787
I don't think you have a enough good boy points for that.
>>698942939
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE.
>>698943135
Some progress.
>>698943168
My nigga I stacked up on good boy points
>>698942797
To be fair, I may be overlooking the faults because I'm too busy laughing my ass off at the gore. It's not badly animated or anything, I've just always found stuff like that cracks me up.
>>698942810
The goods.
>>698942870
Hit up the strip club with your pops.
>>698942879
I don't have Ass-simulator but have a good time, homes.
>>698943061
Yo
>>698943122
I'm sorry to let you down homes, but I don't swing that way.
>>698943226
Still going forward with the corner of the eye aesthetic? The recognisable yet forgettable?
I think I see legs. These are full bodies?
>>698942794
Something tells me you love short haired girls haha
>>698942879
Overwatch sounds like fun! i suggest doin it
>>698942939
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>698943122
N O
>>698943168
Nah they aren't gonna use the interns to replace the main guys I know it.
Thanks santa
Gonna head out later all
>>698942621
>saved
gotcha on that last bit.
>>698942797
maybe tomorrow, I'll go.
>>698943387
They're with Captain Stern now.
>>698943168
But I've been a good b/goy for the past 7 years and I haven gotten anything Id even remotely like in 12
>>698942870
Late May? How does I become a man?!
>>698943168
Wrapped of course!
>>698943412
I'm not sure where I'm going with these, still impressions, but solid.
>>698943329
I think it'll be alright, it'll take a lot to be worse than WataMote.
>>698943461
Good luck.
Also, might I ask why the gas store? Doesn't seem like the best place to pick up food and drinks exactly.
>>698943461
If you can tolerate guro though, I'd definitely recommend Mai-Chan's Daily Life and Shin Gendai Ryoukiden. Both quite masterful works from Waita Uziga.
>>698943646
Ah, you didn't enjoy WataMote?
>>698942211
Oh i see. well if that's what helps n_n
>>698943168
Then I want you now and tomorrow and every day after and EVEN MORE SO on Christmas u_u
>Goody~
>Yes we are and I know how you get.. perv..
>>698943387
I'm under the impression that strip clubs got some really washed up whores and flat bitches
>>698943547
I'll show you nigga! Just you wait
>late may
GOD DAMN, Seriously?
>>698943723
May 25th - 28th
>>698943436
Y E S
>In color now :^)
>>698943387
I understand
>I thought we had something special ;-;
>>698942939
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>698943387
I don't think i have those...
>>698943798
Thats a long as fucking time nigga, how am I gonna make you into a man now?
>>698943122
Yes they are.
>>698943135
Oh you cheeki little cunt, I swer on me mum.
>>698943168
Once this garage gets cleared out a bit, I'll set up my DDR mat for good, and start exercising on my days off.
Ya, but comfier grips are always nice.
>>698943436
What makes you say that?
>Later Freedom Bote!
>>698943721
It helps quite a bit. Probably why I've gotten so many more interests these days, and why I haven't been inches from a 350 foot fall.
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>>698942328
night fag
hey guys i need some help with a new anime to watch, i just finished up konosuba and Steins;Gate and they were both beautiful
>>698943436
Night Iowa
>>698943945
Screencapped as proof you admitted you're cute :^)
>>698943646
There's a grocery store just outside of the gas but I'm not talking for meals, just snacks for in between and level up /comfy/ness for computer time.
I go there only at night because it's 24/7 and less people outside so it's easier.
>>698943897
Just gotta teach me some tricks Mr Miyagi style!
I guess I'm going to sleep since its about 3 and I need my beauty sleep bbs.But first:
QOTT:What are you wearing tight now?
Im wearing my jacket and my pants.Nothing else ;^)
>>698944115
Corey in the House.
hi everyone
i just want to know
what does waifu thinks about my draw?!
its a little bit lewd to be honest
post your thoughts
>>698944123
But I'm not a girl, thus I'm not cute. :^)
>>698944238
Work uniform.
>>698943723
Stripclub in my down is more of a freakshow. Hamplanets, midgets, and insanely tall ass bitches grinding on crusty niggas.
>>698943852
:(
>>698943838
We did until you whipped out your dick.
>>698944156
>
>>698943695
hwu, if I can then maybe - I'll give your list a look-see in the morning when I'm usually watching/reading
~Ui
>reply to >>698944156
>>698944238
Pic y u do this
>>698944238
Jeans and a tshirt.
>>698944270
nah im more of a sweat life with zack and cody guy, it has more plot
>>698944232
Well first you gotta look handsome, are you handsome?
>>698944353
Na fuck that
>>698943695
Nope, holy shit it's the biggest cringefest I've ever witnessed, after these threads of course.
>>698944156
Ah, makes sense now, that does indeed sound comfy.
Say, how is the whole limiting yourself on the computer thing going?
>>698944238
pants
>>698944353
Give me a second chance :(
>>698944485
Uhhhh....I think so?
>Step 1: Be attractive
>Step 2: Don't be unattractive
Doll claimed.
God damn naps fuck me up.
>>698944238
Boxers, just woke up.
>>698944487
That's what makes it good.
>>698944462
That sweat life though. Niggas actin' like they live in a sauna, butch you only playin', I sleep in a sweat lodge.
>>698944571
>Uhhhh....I think so?
Nigga what are you, a fatass?
Where dat confidence nigga/
>>698944607
RIP Doll.
>How goes?
>>698944689
SIR NO SIR! I'M GOING TO THE GYM TOMORROW TO BECOME MORE ATTRACTIVE SIR!
>>698943244
You seem to check out, one figure coming up. Don't hotglue it.
>>698943436
Was thinking more of the reception, no problem man. See ya around.
>>698943478
Nothing you've liked? In that amount of time, really?
>>698943547
Coming right up. Don't hotglue it.
>>698943721
Done, done, done, and done. Can all be arranged.
>Ha, that's rich coming from you.
>>698943945
Sounds productive and fun, nice. Fair enough, choose the best option.
>>698944607
Hey Dollhouse, that's a bummer.
>>698944238
Boxers.
Nothing else.
>>698944485
You don't know joy until a fat midget grinds up on your dick, homie.
>>698944562
k.
>>698944607
Yo
>>698944487
Also, you ever watched Non Non Biyori?
>>698944844
I pay good money for my figures, I would never hot glue them!
>>698944816
Thats fucking right nigga, go get swole turn that fatass into a RAW ass nigga
>>698944844
Nigga do I look like a fucking autist? I wont let a spec of dust touch that shit
>>698944850
No thank you, I'll let the the clingy attention hoe from here lick my bumhole
>>698944850
Thank you Yozora.
Night /waifu headed to bed
>>698945085
SIR I AIN'T FAT BUT I DO NEED TO PUT ON SOME MUSCLE!!
>>698944714
Gone but never remembered
>Besides the crankyness I'm alright.
>>698944844
>Dollhouse
You're lucky I fell asleep, I had some real good ones for ya (sorry again*whatever it is now)
>>698944850
>Boxers
Ayy my man. How're you doing?
>>698945200
Night night
>>698945211
Ight good good good, you're in the right direction
>>698945297
I cant sleep my love~
>>698945351
Aw Im sorry honey, is it cause Im not in bed with you?
>>698945085
>Not liking midget titties.
Nigga are you gay?
>>698945200
Night homie.
I'm rolling put too. Goodnight /waifu/, sweet dreams and all that shit.
>>698944487
: ^)
The past week or so I've been clocking as much as 15+ hours again.
>>698945450
Yeh
Good night
>>698945297
What's phase 2?
>>698945351
Hey Rikka! Sorry you can't sleep..
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpqfbEtE6DA
>>698944663
>>698944936
No, not at all, it was painful to watch.
I couldn't even get past the first episode.
I haven't seen it, but as with most things, it's on the list.
>>698945464
It was good while it lasted, I'm just glad to have you back here.
>>698945438
Yeah probably, come here so I can sleep on you <3 Happy legit birthday
>>698945533
Hey Yuuki, surprised you are still up to be honest haha
>>698944844
Mmmmm, let hands get used to it. I have more important things I need for this thing than grips.
>>698945264
How long did you sleep for?
>>698945551
Bump that shit up to highest priority man, it's a 10/10 for me. But that's because it's affected my life positively.
>>698945610
I was playing GTA Online with some friends, not really tired tbh
>>698945533
Phase 2, you need to talk like a man be like "sup babe, hollar at ya boi" and cut your fucking hair
>>698945610
Aww thank you my love <333333
>>698945684
Yeah I was in my bed and I was just lying there, could not sleep I think I am just excited about my guitar haha
>>698945709
Anything for you Yuno <333
>>698945450
>>698945538
Night
>>698945632
About 4 hours. Hate it man. How're you anyway?
>>698945796
Coem over here and lay your head on my lap <3
>>698944353
Sorry, but if i don't even know what the goods are, how can i give you the goods?
i love big cock
>>698945551
I'll try to post more often since I've been out of it, for now I'll be going and maybe think about whether or not I can make it to the gas station tonight.
>later, Yui.
>>698945538
night, Shiro.
>>698945838
Pretty good. I went 130 all the way to my work. but the bike is wearing me down. With how heavy it is, doing slow stuff on it makes you really have to throw your weight around, and at a stand still, it's giving my legs a run for their money.
>>698945656
From what I've heard, it is good. Ah, no priorities here, I just go by whatevever I'm in the mood for really.
>>698945974
Fuck off Mugi.
>>698946084
Goodnight Ui, as always it's been a pleasure.
>>698945881
Oh that sounds wonderful, hope you dont mind if I fall asleep in it do you?
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>>698945709
But I don't have long hair..
>>698945796
That's a good reason, I a;ways stay awake when something exciting is happening the next day
>>698945004
That's the way. Find it kinda funny some people buy those just to do that.
>>698945085
No but there's a lot of that here, there's a squirrel fucker for Christ sake. Good man, keep it up.
>>698945264
Damn, would of liked to hear them, no matter though. It's all good man, need some rest every now and then.
>>698945632
Sounds like a good idea, money should be used for the utmost things.
![Kirino [95].png](https://i.imgur.com/CK2QLCF.png "Kirino [95].png")
>>698946241
Good morning, sunshine.
>>698945974
Sorry to disappoint.
>>698946167
Jesus man don't know how you do it. Oh okay, don't you have one of those stands you can flip down when you stop on it? I can imagine the speeds worth it though for you.
>>698946241
Morning.
>>698946383
I'm pretty sure I had my Maknum opus in there too but oh well. I do apparently, my body takes any opportunity it gets. Get up to anything since I dipped?
>>698946515
Yo.
>>698946383
Yep. Jetkit and new tail lights tomorrow, as well as maybe the fender if it's not too pricey.
>Mfw it went from busy as fuck to slow as fuck in the span of a single thread
>>698946260
Yeah im 21 but I act like a 12 year old who is excited for Disneyland haha but I mean can you blame me?
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>>698946582
Wait what
>>698946832
Hello
>>698946832
A side stand? Ya, but if I'm not in neutral, it cuts the engine as a safety feature so you can't turn the bike on by accident if it's at a standstill and suddenly it shoots away and falls.
>So so SO worth it
>Although now I'm feeling really tired and flirty. What a combo.
>>698946383
Some people just don't care.
>>698946998
Oh hell no, I was so excited the night before going on vacation or going to get some big present. I can totally relate.
Also, Yuno's Internet died on him, so he won't be back until it's fixed.
Anyway, I'm off to sleep, good night everyone!
>Yuuki
>>698947135
Aw thanks for telling me I was getting worried, goodnight Yuui I suppose I sohuld try to sleep too
>Rikka
