Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698917993
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
BEST VAMPIRE
Corpse Party is pretty good.
Still here
>>698926497
oh fuck off, how you beat me?
>>698925846 (Nep)
Nui Harime from Kill La Kill
>>698926505
That's not Dio
Calamity-masu'd
>>698926599
Something about the way she holds her phone bothers me
get AIDS and die niggers..
yezhednevnoye napominaniye o tom, chto Mevis eto der'mo i tak yavlyayetsya pedik , kotoryy utverzhdayet, chto yeye
>>698925846
Nyet and nyet pidor
Did Esdeath go to bed?
>>698926750
>that's not Dio
>>698926585
>Rattle
Claimed
>>698925570
I don't like it either i just have to drink it otherwise i could fall asleep anywhere anytime.
Relaxing is always good.
>>698926036
Oh nice.
>>698926548
It's entertaining yeah
>>698926045
Well i guess if it has to happen then it's good to enjoy it :)
And it's so relaxing! If you have a barber and stylist you can talk with while it's going on it's even better.
Nico claimed.
claim
>>698926870
Finger placements?
Either way its being held to her chest
>Its a snek
>ITS A SNEK
>HOLY FUCK THAT IS AWESOME
>>698925495
Heh, I can live with that~. Likewise, if there's something going on then yeah, not sleepy at the moment but you know how that goes.
>>698925846
Nep-Nep knows what's up.
>>698925532
>He says after getting multiple PoTGs
I bet you went and bought the keyboard extension :^)
>>69892541
>maki
It's on bars and spring boards/platforms if that makes sense
Dude yesssss sure the fights seem long or too fast but they're going agaisnt the rest of the world who's literally fighting for their country too
>>69892546
>>698926870
How lewd?
>>698925489
>>698926505
Hell yeah. Your father, grandfather and child are next
>>69892549
>little nico
I honestly dont know. It seems like men gymnastics isn't our strong suit
>>698925532
>lil ship
11 gold
11 silver
10 bronze
;_;
>>698925760
>tristy
Idk about the fetish part dude lmao but I sometime beat off before bed. Feels good. I love you too!
>>69892584
>>698926954
Idk what you mean by both question
>>698926111
>plushie
Aw shit nigga!
Galil a best.
>inb4 Muh juice tho
>>698927028
I had pretty low expectations coming into it, but it's shaping up to be pretty good, on episode 2.
>>698927116
total garbage anon. you should be ashamed.
whats /waifu/ listening too?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY7S6EgSlCI
>>698924201 (Stella)
>Being gone for this long.
Hey, I'm a heretic now. Start reading from >>698919590 and read everything between me and Nico.
>I was the Yoko anon btw.
>>698924796 (Shinoa)
With all due seriousness, Laura was a bit mean at first to the MC for an unknown reason, but she realizes that her viewpoint of the MC was wrong and makes it up to him.
>>698925495 (Nico)
Theres still a couple of anons who don't know that I switched like Mugen for example.
>I made a QotT the other day asking who hasn't talked to who yet/don't talk to much with, I answered with Mugen as one of them, and he piped up.
>>698927028
I'm more of a fan of soda tbh. And yeah, I've been off of work for a few weeks now
>>698927139
Heya Maki!
>>698927362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWHEcIbhDiw
>>698927486
Forgot pic
>>698927362
God-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr6iv8IWZ6Q
>>698926548
Shiro, drop a track ples. I want to hear on of your favorite tracks by them
>>698926594
Still here. Check
>>698926870
Rem! Rem. Rem is it short for Remy?
>>698926954
K fam
>>698926965
Time will tell
>>698927128
Nice fee- er.. tail. Yes. Nice tail. Great tail
>>698927142
I see. To each their own yes. Have a good night Smugsy
>>698927362
Nothing by empty area and trees
>>698927448
haha get it cuz mai is le idea tottaly not another avatarfaging faggot XDXDXDXDXD
>>698926954
See >>698926750
>>698927010
Dio at least has high quality shitposts
>>698927362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzMx60ea_gI
>>698927638
Fuck. Tristana claimed
>>698927116
Like is she pushing her phone or holding it?
>>698927142
Plastic block covering nips lewd.
>>698927638
Rem.
>>698927047
Yup!
Huh.. The only thing remotely close to me was having a barber giving me some really nice haircuts
Now I just buzz it myself kek
>>698927139
Are those even a thing?
Just you wait until I finally get good with a controller, I'll be a death machine :^)
>>698927142
1 silver
5 bronze
fuck...
>>698927362
Light tinnitus.
>>698927746
Does she have powers with her eyes like moving them very fast and such?
Hey Esdeath I want to be your friend <3
>>698927638
How you been Trist?
>>698927559
fug off cuck
>>698927362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OJCrzly5eA
>>698927746
Pushing it against her chest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyDL72BZLic
>long ass muthafuggen licker
>probably awesome BJ's
>>698927559
Yesh'te der'mo i umeret' , grebanyy pridurkom.
Hello, just a no life back again to claim his waifu.
>>698927139
Oh yeah! we have plans and you're staying up mister! No butts!
>>698927142
Hmm well that's saddening :(
>>698927469
Oh :( are people taking it harshly to you?
>>698927773
I could never ever dye or cut my own hair! I feel like i'd mess it up so bad. You guys have it easy. Even when I had short hair i didn't dare cut it myself.
>she wouldn't have nipples
>not that I give one about that
I'm here
>>698927638
I don't know who 'them' is, but here's some songs I find enjoyable at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STkutMcJImk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9keYQzgg9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA6TO4isdkQ
Sorry, a bit all over the place with the music.
>>698928027
you wanna fite meh faggor?
>>698927932
She can go demon mode and kick ass, has uh... how do I word this, regenerative healing, and does around the house stuff really really well.
>>698928083
Still looks odd
>>698928299
>lick
Motoko
>>698928094
Bukval'no grebanyy ubit' sebya , ty khrenovo pizda .
>>698928384
hi sweetie
>>698928210
say that to my face faggot. meet at the mc donald's parking lot right now scrub.
but no seriously, i can't read that fucking nigger language.
>>698928231
What show are these 2 from, and is there hentai of them sticking their tails up each other's pussies?
well im fucked I saw what he read that set him off it wasnt even him i was talking about but im just fucked god the stuff he said to me thats going to stick for a while
>Can both constrict and use venom
>Thats two fucking snakes in one
>TWO
>FUCKING
>SNAKES
>And on top of that, she can hold a gun
>Or a sword
>Or my dick
>>698928384
Time to switch things up
>Nibbles your ear
>>698927362
https://youtu.be/PT2_F-1esPk
>>698927469
Awww
>>698927638
Kek oh you~
Youve been fine yourself?
>>698927746
Thats lewd
>>698927773
>
Oh what a shame! Maybe you'll get us in the winter oylimpic in 2018
>>698928223
It happens dude
>>698928231
But hey, we dominate in the waters right? Did pretty good at the sync diving
>>698928299
Hi
>Not up for snek sex?
>Cuddling is always an option
>But it will turn into rape
>This might not be an upside
>>698927242
It's not that good but worth watching imo.
>>698927469
Hey, read that whole thing. It's okay u remember i have thinked about it too?
>>698927486
Me too, or energy drinks.
I'd want to take a break too but no i just can't.
>>698928573
Hey tomo.
>>698928754
I can get behind this
>nibble
>>698928826
I like lewd.
>>698928384
Blame the artist
>>698928826
Yeah. I've learned to accept it
>>698928619
fug off cuck
>>698928692
Oh god if you showed him this other shit then what set him off?
I really can't tell if I'm liked or hated in these threads.
>>698928013
I've been alright Yuuki. I'm out of state for a week so I'm out of contact with everyone. It's a blessing becoming a curse.
Und you?
>>698928306
Them as in cannibal corpse. I'll check these tracks out right now. BRB
>>698928384
My shit of a joke didn't register. Sounds cool and reminiscent of devil may cry.
>>698928826
Yes I've been a little indulgent to myself. Any new things that came across you about sea, biology, etc?
>>698928619
Russkiy yavlyayetsya chistym yazykom dlya chistoy strany vernut'sya v Transil'vaniyu tupoy chertov "vampir"
>>698929054
he thinks i stole his sister panties wich is not true i was referring to my older friend sam
>>698929072
i luv you
>>698928231
I wouldn't dare either if I still had my old hairstyle. Now I just have super short hair. And I still manage to mess that up sometimes
>>698928826
We had more gold and silver medals in 2014, we can beat you again :^)
>>698929072
Nenavideli tak zhe, kak Mevis.
>>698928826
The great smuggers
>>698928940
>that backfired
Haha... okay, okay, you win. No need to go further.
>>698929072
You seem nice. I like you.
>>698927142
Yeah, not expecting trapeze artist kek. Still cool to watch, used to be able to do that stuff, then again I haven't tried. Right? Shit is gonna be intense my man.
>>698927362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39xaGqpkNPo
>>698927486
Yuuki! What's up?
>>698927773
Not with a mouse. they're there for typing I believe, was more popular with the PS3, never understood why they were needed.
Gonna move onto the next flavor of the month by then :^)
>>698928231
More experiments to crash my computer? Heh, I'll try.
>>698929129
Oh, I'm talking about the anime Corpse Party. Never really listened to Cannibal Corpse. If you like death metal, this is pretty good, but I'm not very knowledgeable on the genre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha5jJ0sLfUI
>>698929269
But you like me even more~
>>698928945
Damn you artist
>>698929269
>...nibble
Sucha fine gentleman.
>>698929257
What the fuck kind of prehistoric babbling is this shit?
>>698929392
Bo Burnham is by far my favorite comedian
>>698928906
I'm starting school again in a few weeks so I moved back up to school into a new apartment.
>>698929129
Why you out of state? I'm good though, I moved into a new apartment near school, just relaxing for a bit until then.
>>698929392
Not much man! Just relaxing and playing WoW, you?
QOTT: if you're waifu were in the summer oylimpic, what would she be great?
Martial arts, gymnastics and maybe fencing
>>698929444
Check dem trips
>>698929556
Surprise surprise, the fucking furry has shit taste
>>698929457
Naibol'shiy yazyk , dlya istinnogo man.Maybe rogonosets , kak i vy by nemnogo govorit' der'movoy yazyk, no vse istinnyye lyudi govoryat po-russki.
>>698929718
Fencing
Saber claim
Fiora is a fun champ
>Tfw already mastery 5
Yep she's my new main
>>698929718
None of them unless there is events for blind people
>>698929556
Seen his most recent show?
It's awful, imo.
>>698929443
>sigh...
Hello Lily
>>698929444
H-Hey, I said you can stop touching me now...
>>698929718
Tile-hopping
>>698929718
Martial arts, fencing, marathon race
>>698929718
Fencing
>>698929718
OLYMPIC
>>698929718
Kicked out for "drug use", probably.
>>698929718
Boxing, bicycling and of course shooting would probably be her top 3
>>698929674
Oh nice! I'm leaving to school in a hour or so too.
>>698929392
That really sounds like pure shit kek
>Gonna move onto the next flavor of the month by then :^)
>
>>698929718
Any kind of swimming
>>698929778
Neither Google Translate nor Babelfish can decode this.
>>698929217
That's what you get for being a sick psychopath
Oh deary me was I busy at work today
>>698929744
Damn the artist, to hell with him.
>>698929889
I got trips.
>pokes arm
>>698929718
Probably a lot of things I don't know the name of.
>>698929889
More like
>Swoons
Hello my love who I'll be forever faithful to because I willingly married you~
>>698928620
Love live and i wouldn't know lol
>>698928826
Yeah usually we do really well with water sports.
>>698929230
Hair is something that like once you mess it up it takes SO LONG to fix..
>>698929392
No. you have to promise! Promise me!
>>698929718
Track and field. And gymnastics.
>>698929718
slithering like a fucking champ
>>698928231
No, everyone has been talking less, not harsh.
>>698928826
Fine, have a little more bun stuff.
>>698928906
Wait, when'd you say that? Was that over in the stream by any chance?
>>698928620
Those are fake tails, how are you able to make the assumption that they are attached to the body? Regardless, if you're wanting anything regarding tails entering the other's pussy, then try looking up some To Love-ru hentai, there's bound to be one about that somewhere.
>I haven't looked up that specific of hentai, I'm just taking a guess since a few of the characters from that series have similar looking tails.
>>698930209
Tselenapravlenno nabirayetsya na angliyskom yazyke letyera tak chto vy ne mozhete perevesti v svoy der'movyy yazyka, suka mal'chik.
>>698929718
Artistic Gymnastics.
>>698928940
Oh my~
>>698928979
Kek plan on staying here?
>>698929072
Chat with us for a bit dude
>>698929129
Bobbit worm. Fuck them dude
>>698929230
We're waiting ',:^)
>>698929269
The qt hano
>>698929392
I wanna do all of that since it seems like emmense muscle usage
Hell yeah
>>698929921
Sorry
>>698930361
How about others like volleyball? I usually miss out in those
>>698930556
>suka male'chik
sorry bud, not into traps.
>>698930224
I might be whatever you want to call me but i have feeling you know i didnt even take his sisters pants
>>698929718
Everything except any sport that requires her to be underground.
Though if I had to choose a specialty Id say lifting.
>>698930379
>>698930361
Hmmm, ok, I'll try some of that, then.
>>698929718
Olympic shooting
>>698929718
All of them
>>698929778
Galil keeps posting this shit. It's Russian in the English alphabet. You'll need to find a translator that will first translate the English characters to the corresponding Russian characters and then translate the Russian into English.
>>698930379
I said that in the stream yeah. why?
>>698930300
Staaaahp ;-;
>no more touchy
>>698930355
YOU married me. I didn't say yes.
>>698930642
>qt
O_o
>>698930693
Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
>>698929718
running.
>>698930693
>but i have feeling you know
Say that to the squiral
>>698930686
Tupyye chertovy deti ne mogut dazhe delat' vid, chitat' na russkom i ne mozhet i vashe der'mo zhena
>>698929556
He's pretty good, seemed to be a but juvenile with his old stuff but that's not much of a complaint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeI0-9MX4XE
>>698929718
Probably gymnastics, all the dancing and what not.
>>698930168
Never saw anyone use it kek, wouldn't be surprised. No need for it really.
>Kek'd, I don't even know many of the boats.
>>698930361
I promise I'll give it my all.
>>698930642
Holding yourself up and tossing yourself, it really does take a bit of that. Can't wait man.
>>698930993
Oh but you did. In fact you were the one to propose~
>>698928306
First track sounded like a fresh prince of bel air and the rap like will Smith in his old days sort of. Enjoyable
Second track was soo good. I love the chill
Third. Silent Hill is a great game. My favorites are promise and shattered memories main theme, not only because they're soothingly dark, but I can play em. Wooooh
Music all over the place is great. If a genre misses, like screamo, it would suck to hear the rest.
You have a good palette, Shiro
>>698929674
Have to take care of some things. Long story short, selling a house we owned and doing refurbishment. Carpets, toilets, gutters, pipelines for gas and water. Have inspection, the works. I'm here long because of inspector's time slots. They take a while.
>>698930642
Why do these things exist, Shinoa? These are the questions of the day
>>698931141
>But
Meant bit.
>>698930993
You done goofed boi
>>698930971
>Someone finally figured it out
Khoroshaya rabota chelovek
>>698930853
Your waifu couldn't outshoot my waifu
>>698930693
Esdeath you have some problems but deep down your not a bad person.
>>698930971
Still no idea on who the waifu hanging from the ceiling is supposed to be.
>Average speed on the way to work: 130mph
That was absolutely amazing...
>>698930209
It's basically russian but with English alphabet
>>698929428
My mistake. I thought it was another way to call them. Didn't know an anime was called that. Checking the track in a little
>Tristana
>>698931151
Yeah, I proposed that you GO AWAY
>>698930361
And the the reason why I went super short hair. The barber messed up a hair cut!
But I decided to keep it short afterwards. Might as well kek
>>698930642
Winter is our specialty ,':)
>>698931141
That's a good sign. Maybe if there was a mouse including, people would use it more.
But then again, everyone would bitch because it'd give an unfair advantage
>I only know the popular ones
>>698931512
You're gonna have an accident one of those days ;-;
>>698931512
>Average
What was your highest m
Iowa claimed
What's up my dudes
>>698930209
just the galil nigger trying to get some attention
>>698930993
But you're huggable
>light hug
>>698931699
idk
>>698931202
Thanks. The Great Adventures Of Slick Rick and America's self-titled are both pretty great albums, would definitely recommend both. Slick Rick's lyrical delivery is so unique, I love it.
>>698931699
I found a thing that I don't think I've seen you post before.
>>698931499
It's Yume from Hai to Gensou no Grimgar
>>698931699
Privyet Iowa
>>698931721
Hot opinions etc.
>>698931635
Nah. You proposed marriage to me because you love me so much. Don't try to deny it~
>>698931499
That's Yume, silly.
>>698931490
I figured it out a while ago, just never cared ;)
Give me something harder m8.
I was encrypting messages into my .PNGs for months but no one ever caught on (how would you expect them to?).
>>698929818
Be the best fiora and not those who telegraph their counter and afk top. Or rage quitters. She's a stigma like Riven and Yasuo players
What would your waifu keep in her purse
>Food
>Fukken' awesome laser gun
>Money and shit
>Fucked up Russian to English decoder
>Like, a half full water bottle, for some reason
>No tampons, cause reptile
>Maybe tampons, in case someone else needs one
>She seems nice
>>698932149
Lots of candy, money.
>>698928754
>>698928940
Did I hear someone say ear nibbling? Because I'm pretty sure I heard someone say ear nibbling!
>>698930793
Is this regarding the "Right after I posted and couldn't cancel it" bit? Cause this is starting to get a bit ridiculous if you ask me.
>>698930990
I must not have remembered you saying that then.
>>698931766
What do you mean you don't know man
>>698931860
I don't think I've seen this before! Thanks for it! Who's the wonderful fellow that found it?
>>698932071
Heyo what up and get that dirty commie speak outta here
>>698931699
Ohio, Iowa
What are you up to?
>>698928092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0aG7kBJS18
>>698930379
Even if you start the conversation too??
>>698930642
We do well in volleyball! At least from what I've seen :)
>>698930824
good luck i guess
>>698931141
Noooo. you have to say "Nico I promise to stay up with you."
>>698931661
Oh?? you don't go to the same hairstylist everytime?
>>698932071
SHE'S A FUCKING CAT!
>>698932317
...
>eager ear nibble
>>698932360
It means I don't know what's up.
>>698931766
>grows red from contact
Uh...
>>698932097
I-I don't love you...
>>698932317
NO ONE SAID EAR-NIBBLING
>>698931699
Playing league and you
>Want to do it today actually since you're early
>>698932533
>>698930993
Its a compliment. Don't get too excited
>>698931141
Mmhmm. Then i saw chris brook doing a planche pushup. Jesus
>>698931202
It originated from autistic question of the thread. I made it to a general question and would ask every thread made. Even if its beem a week without one, QOTT just stuck with everyone. But im not always asking. Others do it too. Hell, anyone can. Just put "QOTT: x x x?" And that's it
>>698931512
Envious
>>698931661
Jee i wonder why? (:',
>>698931699
USA's medal count
>>698932149
Anything considered necessary for missions
>>698932317
It's a meme in thread a few months back. Anyone posting their waifu in bunny suit, i would get triggered
>>698932479
Really? Both men and women?
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