Videogame guessing thread.
Give a very shitty and vague description of a game and other anons have to guess it. Ill start.
>bastard kidnaps your wife
>travel through all the land fighting bastards kid and his friends
>finally gets wife from bastard
>>698919385
Super mario?
>>698919510
Yep
fucking dragons everywhere
>>698919385
try 2 be a pro
only friend is skateboard
fuck eric
>Drug induced rabbits attempt to take over the world
>Humans make terminators to stop them
>Rabbits lose
>Mind controlled human tries to give now peaceful rabbits more drugs
>Friendly terminator helps rabbits stop mind controlled human
>>698919914
I am bread?
>>698920062
2003 ps2/gc/xbox
>>698920338
No clue. Fucking hell i cant type
>Rewind power
>World ending
>Who killed Amber?
>>698920492
>>698920061
I haven't even finished the game so I'm taking a shot in the dark here, but...
Cave Story?
>>698919914
Tony hawk pro skater 2
>>698920685
Life is Strange?
>>698920061
Rayman?
>>698920881
Yep
Right
>>698919875
Skryrim
>>698921040
Shit, i mean yes you're right
>You died
>You died
>You died
>You died
>You died
>You died
>You died
>you always die
>you are alone
>everyone you find speaks like "wiufhk likwclnc lieyugrb lqwndq"
>>698921166
Yeah
>>698921138
Wow did I just spoil the game for myself by guessing?
wtf, am I a wizard?
>>698921237
Dark Souls
>>698921237
Pajama Sam
>>698921237
Dark souls
>>698919385
>>698919552
>super mario
>wife
nigga what
>>698921490
Girlfriend same difference
>>698921381
>>698921475
Exactly
PRAISE THE SUN!!!
>Get email from employee
>Walker rips heads off
>Lose fingers
>William Hope
You have no balls and its rare
>Stay determined
>prey slaughtered
>>698921319
No Man's Sky
>>698921766
A tale in australia
>you're in an office
>go through a door
>back where you started
>Semper Fi tattoo
>"You gonna buy that?"
>>698919914
Thug 1
>>698919385
Bad Dudes Vs DragonNinja
>>698922274
Stanley's Parable
>>698922349
Super mario
>>698922274
Stanley Parable?
>>698922103
kek, I see what you did there
>>698922569
Yeah
Why did I walk into this room?
The logical place to put this peanut butter jelly sandwich is on the ground outside.
I got locked in a house with no doors and pissed all over the floor until I died.
>>698922978
postal2?
>A hillbilly
>an alcoholic father
>a nigger
>>698923085
No but I could see how you might get that. The peanut butter jelly sandwich can be replaced with any food really if that helps.
>>698923114
The south?
>>698922349
Double dragon vs battletoads
>>698923114
Gta5
>>698923493
yep
>>698923342
Nope
>>698923114
Gta v
>>698921766
Undertale?
>>698920685
>vague
>be guy with gun
>kill things trying to kill you
>win at the end
>>698924961
Not that vague, asshole.
>walk in building
>try and kill people
>get killed by asshole off screen with a shotgun
>press r
>repeat
(There's two of them)
Hotline Miami
>>698925264
Rainbow six siege?
>>698925437
Nope
>>698925429
i think he forgot to link
>>698925264
But he got it.
>you have been activated agent
>bullet sponge galore
>circles
>circles everywhere
>weebs
>>698925851
Osu
>go into castle
>have a whip
>whippy skeleton whippy other monsters
>destroy castle
>careful hes got a rifle!
>aww fuck iam down!
>FIREFLY!
>Cabin in the woods
>Multiple points of view
>Gotta be fast
>>698926155
Sonic adventures
>>698926034
Castlevania. A bit easy
>>698926155
Dead by daylight?
>>698926034
castlevania.
>>698926233
I know, such a beautiful series though
>>698922978
Sims
A guy and a loli explore a prison.
>get shot
>gamble
>JOhNNNNNNNEY GUITAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
> determination
>>698926356
Finally someone answers me : (
Yes btw
>>698921237
praise the sun looool
>>698926398
New vegas
>>698926398
Lost
>>698924961
doom
>>698921766
a shit game?
>>698926484
yep
>>698926398
Kek the Johnny Guitar is what gave it away
>>698924961
duke nukem
>be undercover police
>infiltrate gang
>get feels, what do?
>>698926630
Sleeping Doggos
drive around with strangers kickin it
>Zombies
>Chick in your ear
>She's actually someone else
>Worms
>>698926630
Yakuza?
> cry like a bitch
> fuck up abominations
>>698926155
Until Dawn?
White kid from an island tries to find his emo friend and a gril that has him in the friendzone
>guns
>zombies
>kill all sons of bitches
>>698926155
Lakeview cabin
>>698925264
Hotline miami
>>698926877
You got it
>>698919385
Super Mario?
>>698926939
Every final fantasy
>>698926939
Kingdom Hearts?
Big head mofo grab him head knee knee knee in face flip him over head grab baseball bat crack crack crack girl in face drop bat pick up knife stab girl dead walk on
fucking charge guns while you jump
heres some scrap
win
>have shovel
>shovel punch
>rescue love of life
>>698926876
Alice Madness Returns?
>>698927126
Shovel knight?
>>698927126
Shovel Knight?
>>698926846
No some else got it tho
>grenade launchers
>>698927176
nope
>Man owns huge ass company
>Asshole to his son throws him off cliff
>son beats the shit out of his dad and takes over his company
>>698927213
>>698927201
Yessir
>>698926939
kingdom hearts
> you are gril on planet
> aliens
> kill them
>>698927126
Trench tool warriors?
>You, bai, and friends are friends with demon
>Demon bored of you
>Kill you all
>Wake up in coffin
>Demon going down
>Shoot flares
>"Make the hurting stop"
>>698927295
Metroid
>>698919385
super meat boy?
Up up down down left right left right b a
Pew pew
>>698920061
hell yeah?
>>698919385
>level one, have to race some fucker
>entire race is running around a minivan 3 times
>fight a robot to get to level 2
>>698927511
Contra
>>698927295
Tony Hawk
>get in gymnastic mech
>talk to interdimensional frog humans
>find uncle
>>698927268
tony hawk pro skate
>>698926876
Bump
I guess most of you fuckers played it
>Agent from Crimea or something
>Super secret assassin
>supersneaky.jpg
>Kill a guy take his clothes
>Guy that worked for 20 years with that dude comes up
>Doesn't suspect a thing
>Awwwwyiss.exe
>Super beaky sneaky mode activated
>Go upstairs kill some dudes
>Get back to spawn
> Mission 1 accomplished
>>698919385
Bunch of hairy virgins fight other hairy virgins
>gotta deliver mail
>motherfucker shoots you
>steals mail
>>698921771
Bloodborne?
Black guys chasing whitey's gold piles. When the fuckers die, they drop out of watermelons!
>Almost die from bomb
>Prison Break
>Kill assholes and take over a city
>>698921319
call of duty
It's cold. Drink some mead. Pull your axe out, can't kill guy in vest, but can kill dude in heavy armor. Guy in vest wakes up and hits you.
>>698927490
Yes
>>698927586
no nigga wtf
>>698927720
Hitman?
>>698921760
pokemon yo
>>698927670
I had faith in you my son...
I had so much faith.
>>698927227
modern warfare 2
>>698927721
4chan?
>>698923085
Kek
>ANUU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE
>>698926876
TWD?
>>698927868
Wow ... Nice ... yeah you got it
>>698927966
Kek
>Everyone getting sick
>Kill everyone so they don't get sick
>Dracula-bro pisses you off
>Decide to chase after Dracula-bro to kill him
>Chase Dracula-bro across Hoth
>Find big knife in cave
>kingarthur.jpg
>Dracula-bro happy you found big knife
>Big knife wants you to kill Dracula-bro
>Kill Dracula-bro
>Go home to visit dad
>Show dad my new big knife
>ifeelweak.jpg
>Big knife wants to Netflix and chill
>Start going to Big knife's house
>Befriend a bug that shows you a shortcut to Big knife's house
>Get to Big knife's house
>Yakuza riddled with tattoos doesn't want you at Big knife's house
>Beat up yakuza
>Go into Big knife's house
>Big knife wants to role-play
>Big knife wants you to put on a hat
>Put on hat
>nowweareone.mp3
>>698927632
spy kids 3d
>>698924961
Eat Lead, The Return Of Matt Hazard
>>698924961
doom, and litterally every other shooter out there
>>698925723
The division
>>698919914
Tony Hawk's Underground 1
>Fuck this prick
>inb4 pic from thug 2
>>698927720
Mission Impossible 64
>>698928045
Payday 2
yes sir?
acknowledged.
yes sir?
yes sir?
acknowledged.
Their names are Ammon, Cyril and Radnor.
>>698928045
Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, end of human campaign, Arthas finding Frostmourne and fucking up Mal'ganis.
You were too specific.
>>698927776
Tony hawks pro skater
>>698919385
*walks into traffic with phone out*
>>698927826
Saints row 2?
>my family is dead
>hate dad and his friends
>kill dad and his friends
>anger
Wake up in a room
someone slides note under door
pecking bird is annoying
remote control for tv is about 6 inches wide
very good graphics
>rush b
>cyka blyat
>>698928275
Im ashamed that that didn't occur to me sooner.
>>698928369
Tony hawks underground
>>698919914
eric's a cunt
>>698928275
fuckin rekt him
>>698928369
God of War
>>698927555
tony hawk's pro skater 7
>>698927813
What, no takers?
>>698928393
Golf with friends
>>698927776
Fallout New Vegas
>>698928443
yep
>>698928393
overwatch
>>698928416
Stop being that guy
>>698928393
CS:GO, with Russian players.
>>698928393
CSGO
>>698927227
Tony Hawk's Pro Skate
>>698926952
l4d2 quoting coch
I start with a bicycle ride, everyone wears green, I end up being real estate mogul.
>>698927813
tony hawks underground
> FPS.
> Minecraft + COD (WWII Guns).
> No, its no fucking Block & Load, its the upgrade of one game named AoS.
>>698928219
Correct.
>>698928275
Wrong.
>>698927999
no.
It's fucking simple.
The secret is that they're creating a new galaxy.
>>698927826
Infamous
>>698928577
Ellis, not Coach
>>698928708
No Man's Sky
Okey ya taffer! I'll find ya
>>698928578
San Andreas. Str8 Busta, CJ
>>698928722
Nah, but that's one of my favorite games.
>a guy and a loli go explore a prison
>>698927431
no fucking idea, atlantis something
>>698928637
Unturned?
You live in the goddamn ocean.
>>698926876
the binding of issac
your gf dies
become human flea to please a god
>>698928708
Yes Woman's Underground.
>>698928797
correct
>>698926876
the binding of issac
>>698928275
If you read the whole thing, you would realize anon described the entire Arthus campaign, not just Reign of Chaos.
Also, I think it was described too specifically on purpose.
>>698928891
correct
>>698928898
Shadow of the Colossus
>>698928898
Shadow of the colossus?
> constantly attacked by large birds
> kill nigger
>>698928472
no fuck off with that
>>698928898
shadow of the colossus
>>698928883
No, one game named "AoS".
>niggers stole your kid
>you go out after them
>stealing cars and sheeeit
>starts game, kick kick punch punch
>pauses game, catchy tune
>2 player, rip
>>698926876
Binding of isaac
>Be black guy commando
> Some punk ass kid Ina hoodie wrecking the town
>Get knife try to beat the shit out him
>Kills daughter
>Youfuckingdiditnow.exe
>White kid shanks me with arm sword
>Almost die
>Become super power full
>Beat the shit out of creatures
>Moar power!
>Kill white boys guards
> He comes up to me and tries to kill me
>Stab him
>poweroverwhelming.jpg
>Kill white boy to avenge daughter
> gg
>>698928869
Nope
You ride around on ramps doing impossible stunts like the 900
>>698927632
a story about my uncle
he looked creepy as fuck
>>698919385
game about 4 junkies who slaughter hundreds of innocent people while being on an lsd trip
>>698928368
Fuck, I didn't see your post, you're right.
>monkeys on the loose
>Mediocre puzzles
>You have a net
>>698929105
Prototype 2
>>698929064
Battletoads
>>698927094
Double Dragon
>>698929202
Skate 3
> go to mall
> Mall is dead
> "I covered WARS you know"
>>698929267
Yeees
>beat your pets and they explode
>>698928045
chrono trigger
>>698929202
ape escape
>>698929316
Dead Rising.
>>698929316
Dead rising 1, war quote isn't very vague
>SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
>>698929316
dead rising
>>698924961
Half-Life
>>698928168
Yep
>red
>green
>blue
>>698929063
Tony hawks American wasteland
>>698929429
heavy rain
>>698929386
Yep
>>698928327
watchdogs
>>698929429
Press X to Jason.
>>698929373
No one gets sick in CT? In 600 AD there's a lot of death from the war but no sickness.
>>698928387
better not be a vr game i dont have that shit
>big red space crusaders
>big black satanists
>shitload of guys that looks like soviet army
>very feminine elves
>communists
>spooky skeletons
>feminists
>>698927295
slime rancher
>>698929373
Correct! Finally!
>>698929172
:/ no one gets it?
>>698929588
Real life.
>>698926979
Yep
>>698929478
>>698929527
Not quite.
>ugly reptilian attacks human colony
>You are sent on a mission to stop him
> On the way you can fuck racist human or a doctor who ate too much viagra
>>698929588
EA skate
>>698926812
Parasite eve
>click
>*math*
>right click
>>698929582
nah it's fucking old.