ITT: we explain a movie's plot terribly and others have to guess what movie it is. Last thread was deleted
>>698896218
kid trolls the shit out of two guys
>>698896604
Home alone
>>698896604
Homo Alono
>Leather fetishist fights pale skeleton and man with multiple personality disorder.
>>698896843
Batman
> watery tart and gold digger makes a deal with obvious feminist to snag a husband but gets carbs and loses her voice along the way.
>>698897397
Crabs*
>fat americans go to island and get attack by big black thing
guy has to save his father from pseudo evil genius and king midas
>>698897597
BBW vs BBC Round 3
religiousfucks get exposed
>>698896218
Nicolas Cage is Nicolas Cage but then he's Not anymore, but then is again.
>>698897904
Ghost rider
>>698896218
cheeseburger discussion leads to murder
>>698897904
Faceoff?
>>698897597
King kong
>>698898034
Pulp Fiction
>>698898040
ding ding ding
>>698898071
nailed it
>>698898116
Yes
Normie realises he's the chosen one and teams up with a colorful group of characters travelling across the universe to defeat a guy in a suit.
>>698898196
Matrix
>>698898272
Nope
>>698897904
Face Off
>>698896218
Two men fight over whats right until they realize it was a big misunderstanding.
>>698898196
spy kids 3
>>698898196
star wars a new hope?
>>698898196
all jokes aside, that's the lego movie
>>698898407
Nah
>>698898379
Fight Club
>>698898453
Bitch, you guessed it.
You was right.
>>698898453
I think you're right. Or maybe Guardians of the Galaxy?
Guy forced to flee city he lives only in to return later with old man and blow city up.
Man gets new glasses and runs out of candy, causing him to go on a killing spree
Here's a good one. You'll never guess it.
>Adam sandler has it all and then loses it all and then gets it all back but even better than before.
>>698896218
Nothing is real, only slow motion kung fu and endless waves of men in suits.
>>698898627
I don't know but it sounds amazing.
>>698898677
Mr. Deeds
>>698898704
Matrix
concierge and sandnigger steal a painting and go on the run. hilarity ensues
>>698898624
Oops..
Guy forced to flee city he lives in, only to return later with old man and blow city up.
>>698898704
Matrix
>>698896218
Caucasian male's leg strength is called into question
>>698898772
Grand Budapest Hotel
>>698898627
>(
They live?
>>698898755
Nope
Person becomes a cop. They team up with a partner. Chaos ensues.
>Good luck
>>698897397
little mermaid
>>698898704
ez
matrix
>>698898770
Yep, try this one, hope it's not too hard...
Are you ready?
Dinosaurs.
>>698898971
Ride along?
>>698898677
pixels
>>698898900
Not op but I think you may be right
>>698899060
Not even close
>>698898971
Um, all buddy cop movies? How about Zootopia?
>>698898900
yes
>>698899082
God dammit no
>>698898677
billy madison?
>>698899169
>p
yay
>>698898975
Well done.
>>698896218
Kid getting bullied becomes old man's slave.
>>698899135
You got it
>>698898971
rush hour?
>>698899169
I was right, that movie is great!
>>698898677
Click?
>normie learns monsters exist and shags dracula's daughter
>>698896218
This one is easy:
>no real plot
>half of the movie is character introductions/backstory
if you didnt get it yet...
>some sheeboon creates a problem and has to get saved by the people that are part of the problem
>>698899272
Nice thumb nail, loser!
>>698896218
Australian guy almost loses his job for hanging out with an old friend and helping the government.
>>698898868
Running man?
>>698899272
It's only cause I have kids :)
>>698899252
karate kid, easy.
>>698899252
Karate kid
>>698898677
Click
>>698899252
4chan: the movie
>>698899252
karate kid
>foreign blockbuster
>in Atlantic
>monotony breaked up by storms and attacks
>almost sunk, repaired at sea bed
>air raid ironically ends the movie
>>698898984
Dinosaur?
>>698898868
White men can't jump. Kek
>>698899485
yep. at least I didn't see bad in 3d or give money to the dickheads that made the new ghostbusters I guess.
>>698899388
CHOPPER! Fucking great movie
>>698899376
hotel transsexuals
>bad guys
>save the world
>puddin'
Person goes on a boat and gets their shit ruined.
>>698899610
Yes. Good work.
Pretty boy who hangs out with fucking fairies has to fight the devil to save his girlfriend.
>>698899376
Hotel Fagsylvania
>>698896218
some guy can't remember shit and kills his "friend"
>>698897844
Checked. Spotlight
>entire movie is in an upside down ship
>>698899682
the old man and the sea
Stoners go out to eat.
>>698899610
Ha! Good call.
>two cowboys are faggots
>>698899682
titanic
>>698899682
Bourne Identity?
>>698899679
ss already got done
>>698899378
>>698899682
Titanic
>>698899816
Nope
>>698898984
The Good Dinosaur?
>>698899866
your father's homemade movies don't count
>>698898677
Nob gobbler?
>>698899866
brokeback mountain
>>698898868
Forest Gump
>>698899954
holy kek
get
>>698899866
Broke back mountain.
>two spanish dipshits look for shit.
>>698899925
>>698899896
Gettin' close
snakes+planes+Samuel L. Jackson=chaos
>>698900093
alligators on a train
>>698900072
Cheech and Chong?
>>698899781
Memento
>>698898984
jurassic park 1,2 or 3 or Jurassic world
>>698899190
>>698899332
>>698899421
You're all right good job!
>>698900093
Batman. Definitely Batman.
>contractor takes job, no questions asked. Everyone's dead. Sweet ass Chinese machine guns. Insurance fraud. Now what?
>>698896218
Road trip
>>698898868
White Men Can't Jump
>>698898677
Most Adam sander movies
>>698900169
yep
>>698900180
Which one though?
But yeah.
>>698898984
jurassic park?
>>698900093
slumdoggy billionaire
dude with a nice car can't sleep and has a shitty job
Neckbeard comedian ruins superhero movie
>>698900002
No, it's been answered
>>698900165
Nope.
>>698900210
Deep Rising
It's one of my favs
>>698900301
Yup
>>698900074
Life of pi
>giant robots fighting underwater godzillas
>>698900382
Correct. And good taste
>>698900232
Yup
>>698899851
This one should have been solved easily boys.
>>698900332
Be kind rewind?
>>698900494
Pacific Rim.
>>698900494
Pacific rimjob
>>698900332
Deadpool
>>698900407
Winrar
>>698899851
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
>>698899851
harold and kumar
>something falls from the air killing and not killing someone
>>698899583
Das Boot
>>698896218
A Jew gets battered for 2 hours
>>698900494
Ohhh fuckin Pacific Rimjob
>>698899851
Harold and Kumar
>>>whitecastle
>kid sings good, dad dies, but he's not, but he is
>>698900513
Thank you sir!
>>698898677
The brothers grimsby?
>>698899252
Gran Torino...
>>698900643
Donny Darko
>nurse goes missing
>main protagonist gets invitation to some island
>chaos
>villain learns true meaning of friendship
>main protagonist has memory wiped
>>698899798
Ghostship
>>698900549
Oh, Harold and Kumar go to white castle.
>>698900757
No karate kid.
>film about last moments of my life
>70 years later, internet makes videos about my rantings
>>698900332
Green hornet
>>698900762
Yup
>>698900913
Yup
>>698900932
good taste /b/ro
>>698900910
Der Untergang
>A stupid ass bathtub scene in a stupid ass movie
>>698899851
The Croods
>what the fuck are these weird white guys following me and why does everyone think I'm someone I'm not?
From main characters perspective
>dude fucks people for money
>people offer him job
>fucks weird shit
>accidentally fucks son
>shit
>>698896218
A Navy Seal gets fucked over by the Navy Seals trying to fuck over the cartel but then a DEA agent fucks up by fucking over the CIA with the Navy Seal and then the two bros get away.
>>698900913
Yep
People get fucked over in space.
>>698901066
Life of Brian
>A group of friends is unsuspectingly reunited on an island via invitation from one of the friends' nephew
>>698901120
A Serbian Film
>>698901120
Serbian film
>>698899682
Jaws
>>698901152
Mama Mia?
>>698900781
Shutter Island
us government spends millions on potatoes
Prisoner in need of a haircut marries a thief to piss off her "mom".
>hijackers try to take over plane
>passengers revolt
> Americans visit college friend living in another country have a revealing sight seeing experience.
>>698901308
Tangled
Insane guy sails upriver with a bunch of incompetent retards to murder another insane guy.
>>698901309
9/11, the musical.
>>698896218
A gigantic rare Pepé stomps chinks in Tokyo
>Guy can't sleep and gets a shitty job. While working he meets a young prostitute.
>>698901308
Tangled
>i have kids
>>698901309
Snake on a Plane?
Guy doesn't speak
They make a roadtrip
She sucks a dancing
>>698901055
Gummo
Greatest American songwriter pets a bunny
>>698901325
Euro trip
>>698901376
Apocalypse Now
>>698901325
American Pie
>>698901276
The Martian?
>>698901410
Fight Club
>>698901127
American ultra?
>>698901420
Drive
>>698901514
you got it
>>698901410
Taxi Driver
>>698901579
yup.
>>698901244
Congrats on announcing that you know the plot to mamma mia you homo
Robots and a detective in vaporwave china
>>698901386
the rugrats in paris?
>>698901604
Nope
>>698901588
Checked and nope.
>>698901650
To be fair I haven't watched it, hence why I was wrong
>>698901608
Yes.
>>698901414
>I have kids
You have said you have kids 3 times in this thread.
No one gives a fuck what reason you watch childrens movies. Most of /b/ watches them because they're an autistic reminder of being a kid where their mom took care of them. If you need to explain "why" on /b/ then /b/ isn't for you.
>>698901650
Haha! You're right, that guys a homosexual!
>>698901309
United 57
cop chases a bunch of 10 yr olds who steal acar
Three friends go on a killing spree
Because: God
>>698901592
No.
After having their home destroyed, a group of refugees have to fight off a bunch or rabbits to live on a hill.
Niggas get superpowers.
>>698901450
That's was a weird ass movie
A team of scientists penetrate the earth in a robo-snake to deposit their load deep inside.
>>698900093
Snales in a caravan
>>698901685
Got ma rugrats in Paris and they dress like gorillaz
>>698896218
>Experiments
>Sewers
>Learn 2 chink
>Save World
>>698901815
Dragon Ball Z
>a bunch of people try to stop a runaway train
>>698901792
Columbine High School Musical
>>698901815
Hancock
>>698901773
Hey faggot, first time i posted. Dont get mad that no one wants to reproduce with you
>>698901914
Nah
Harry Potter suddenly becomes redpilled
>>698901867
Die Hard
>>698901952
Naw
>>698900093
Snakes on a plane
>>698899798
titanic.
>>698901815
Like Mike?
>>698901913
tmnt
>>698902080
Fucking genius.
>>698902094
Keep trying
>>698901965
>no one wants to reproduce with you
>implying your fuck trophy isn't a product of large amounts of alcohol and a broken condom
Go back to fucking Reddit newfag
Guy makes 2 machines, uses one and slowly dies
>>698902191
>12 year old autustic buttt toy
>eat a bag of dicks
Closet arsonist covers up a crime he knew nothing about.
>>698902373
Brüno
>movie cuts from situation to situation
>mostly nigger situations
>situations get worse
>situations are all connected
>now we have one situation
>>698902446
Offic
>>698902373
The Fly
>>698902398
Is that a movie?
>>698896218
Dude goes away and accidentally suicides. Well done if you get this.
>>698902470
Nah, not the one i was thinking of... old movie
>>698902496
Worldstar Hiphop
>>698902532
Yep
>>698898624
Batman Begins?
>>698902496
Crash?
>>698902558
Yes!
> kid commits crime to discover time travel
>>698902641
Correct. Damn, nice job...
>>698901410
Pretty woman
German guy with sick mind sews two woman together
>dad and a kid
>robot boxing
>movie tries to be compelling but neither of the main characters actually have any redeeming qualities
>>698902121
Nailed it
>>698902681
Back to the Future
>terrorists don't play by the rules
>butterfly effect, but by killing a fly
>kids blew up my car
>electricians blew up my apartment
>I blew up my office
>happily never after
Scientist finds out nobody likes eating shit.
>>698902702
Thanks! It was the last line that did it.
>>698900000
>>698902729
Centipede 1
Easy one
> "we are here to take you home kid"
>"no"
>tanks
>>698902734
Fuck, I know what you're on about but I forgot the name of the movie.
>oil
>milkshakes
>bowling
>>698902729
Seriously?
Human centipede
>>698902902
Shit i fucked up the title
meant what this guy said
>>698902982
>>698902907
Real steal
a dingo ate my baby
>>698902907
Same
>>698902903
Pippi Langstrømpe
>>698902627
Kek
