WEM
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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WEM
pizza
>>698894631
yoooooooooo
>>698894692
yas sir! i will later tonight
go on...
MEWEM
This is bullshit. Everything is bullshit.
When will the wem "meme" die
>>698895012
badgerrrrrrrrrrr <3
>>698895106
This you, Kat? Nanars here :P
>>698895036
second
>>698895191
nanar butt!!!!!!!!!!! <3
>>698895078
Hello.
But den I got high
Wow, did stairs actually get it done? Or is it just a random coincidence?
>>698895106
badgers
>>698895409
Now I know for sure it's you :) My butt? No, YOUR butt! <3
DON'T
>names
>>698895488
why you so mad?
>>698895591
wem :D
>>698895604
our butts!
Sure.
>>698895723
How did it go? Did he rape you? ARE YOU SAFE???????????????
ayyy
>2:30AM
>insomnia acting up for the first time in nearly two years
>>698895802
I'm not mad at anyone.
>>698895802
All three of our butts!
I'd fuck me
>>698895868
other barry<3
>>698895970
but you said es all bullshat
>>698895993
who is the third!
>other barry
MEOW.
>>698896119
That's because it is all bullshit.
>>698896119
Badger :P Unless fool wants to join in but I doubt it
nee, daarin~~
>>698895802
are you sure? I mean maybe, but I don't know.
>>698896249
what is and why
>>698896285
oo badger butt yes
>>698896323
im not sure sure...im HIV positive
>>698896119
>>698896323
Holaaaaaaaaaa
>>698895868
thats not katia
he's been taken
thats a replacement
dont fall for his tricks
>>698896463
Everything is and because it's meaningless.
i hope one day i can be replaced like katia
>>698896591
R I P
>>698896463
Kittybutt :3
>>698896463
wait what? How, when, what happened?
>>698896475
You're a fag, but I like you so it's cool.
>inb4 liking barry shiggy diggy
>"Is anybody going to post gay qt bunnys?"
>>698896947
no fuck you
>>698896947
No.
>>698896671
:c oh
>>698896805
lol no!! it was a joke!
lol hey i have to go ill see you around <3
domes
>>698897002
>>698897017
>"I guess you two just have shit taste"
>>698897183
Fine here's your bunnybutt
>>698897137
thank god
oki haffun <3
>>698897137
Alright then.
I see how it is, kitty...
>>698897183
Its because you're not a qt gay bunny.
>>698897451
mewmemwmewem!!!!!!!
text meeeeeee!
>>698896805
I am glad. How's things badj?
>>698897320
>"I specifically requested a qt unny butt"
>>698897451
>"No, just a qt gay wolf"
>>698897511
Well, since it's been a while since we've talked, I may as well go through some stuff. I've made some new friends, mostly friends with benefits. Also I'm in an open relationship nowadays and my bf is a qt though we're not exactly compatible, our tastes are too similar. Right now I'm at a friend's place and he's gone to bed so I'm here.
>>698897963
>"Speaking of sex, i had a threesome the other week and finally fucked a trap~"
>>698898346
Congrats. It'd be nice to try threesome again. Maybe even with more people.
DOMES
O
M
E
S
>>698898573
>"I think three is a decent enough number. You can only fit so many people in my bed at one time and I rather like having some quilt and a pillow to myself"
is NS working?
seems like it
>>698897963
Nice. Why do you say not exactly compatible? I generally get along best with people whom I share most tastes with.
>>698898780
True, but generally group sessions aren't done in anyone's homes I think. Unless the homes are really spacey.
Do you enjoy the olympics domes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzOIw-NsG9M
>>698899032
>"Different tastes I suppose. I would rather have a single fine trap than several average guys"
>"SInce I've got quite a bit of time off work I've decided to get on the cumshot holy grail again"
>>698898979
He likes to take it up the bum, so do I. Neither of us are really the topping kind.
i do like watching it actually
just turning it on for like 15-30 minutes and then doing something else is nice
>>698899247
ohhhhh that's what you meant
hi raccoon
how is everyone this evening
>>698899289
What's your favourite sport or hobby to watch?
What are you going to do?
>>698899494
I am merely biding my time until I go to sleep
>>698899240
I suppose. I'm not into traps myself. I like my men manly.
"cumshot holy grail"?
>>698899370
OwO
>>698899419
Yeah. Also he can be quite dramatic and difficult at times, but I love him so I deal with it.
>>698899494
yea hi
>>698899535
idunno
baseball is the sport i'm most familiar with
but my favorite thing to watch is competitive poker
>>698899729
>I like my men manly
Manly men confirmed as best
>>698899734
Your such a dork its incredible.
Are you a rays fan then?
>>698899684
I do that all day
procrastination is a wonderful thing
>>698899729
hi there badgey
>>698899850
Frank confirmed a not terrible person.
i like my men with a good taste in music
>>698899729
>"Zinc, Soya Lecithin and Saw Palmetto extract. The three combined more than quadruple my cum volume, but at the cost of making me relive my former urgers from back when I was a much younger, cuter Sword"
>>698899950
no red socks you dummie
i'm from boston
>>698899953
things
>>698900041
I like turtles.
>>698900065
Ah. I see.
>>698900242
very much things
i am bored
>>698900242
do you now
>>698900133
>things I don't know
Sorry there.
Remember NL >>> AL
The devil invinted the designated hitter.
>>698900314
Boredom is a pretty common symptom.
>>698900350
do you even memes?
>>698900352
you remember TMS >>>> NL
>>698900242
>"Unfortunately, working at sea destroys most of your more femenin atributes, but it works wonders for gaining chest muscles and tummy fat"
>>698900450
do i fuckin look like i meme to you
>>698900450
how do i suppress it, doctor
>>698899434
Hey man. What's being told through the grapevine?
>>698900487
>TMS
You wot mate
>>698899962
Good to know
>>698900645
grapevines dont talk silly
>>698900683
you know what
>>698901076
Right, right. So what's the latest rumor?
>>698899729
Woof.
>>698900589
Well, you ARE a meme so... yeah.
>>698900590
There's vidya at least.
>>698900835
I don't know, I've been wrong before.
>>698901207
rer
>>698901297
What sound does a badger make?
>>698901076
The mediocre Sox?
Idk
>>698901389
it goes "rawr xD"
>>698901207
that matsus suck as an avatar
which they don't
>>698901297
since when was i a meme
>>698901389
Badgers make the strangest of noises. It's like growling, but high-pitched and almost like a purr.
>>698901441
>>698901544
Since the dawn of time.
>>698901745
am i a dank meme?
>>698901884
Why do you think Bruce has ever talked to you in the first place?
>>698901745
yessir
>>698902078
whose bruce?
>>698902145
yeyeye
>>698902335
bazza
The hood mentality is a crippling disease that attacks your nervous system
It makes you nervous of the system
Gangsters and hood rats are especially susceptible to this grown-stunting mentality
The hood is where I'm from, but it's not what I am
>>698901297
How often are you wrong in these matters?
Domes, what is TMS.
>>698897691
>qt
Doubt it.
>>698902508
o
i see
>>698902885
the money store
>>698902920
>"Do you really want me to post the furry buttplug photo set again?"
>>698903021
Yes.
>>698902997
Just because it's hyped on /mu/ does not make it good domes, please listen to good music.
>>698902920
Get herbalism, collect gromsblood, start making mad money
>>698903268
but
the money store IS good
>>698903463
>considerable amounts of doubt.jpg
>>698903119
>>698903599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mokXWBN89oo
>>698903303
They nerfed it, but running Cata 25 mans is still good money.
>>698903709
I refuse to open that link
>>698903625
That's a cute dick, but doesn't prove anything.
>>698903820
i guess you'll never know how wrong you are then.
>>698902858
I don't know, maybe 3/10 times?
>>698902997
ye
>>698903820
jävla finska
>>698903716
Gromsblood is the new cash crop
>>698903824
>>698903930
I've listened to a few albums of their stuff, none of it was enjoyable
Do you like Stevie Nyx?
>>698903985
It's a Ruskie in the pic, and I don't speak funnland sorry badj
>>698904082
Why's it brown and not wolf-shaped?
>>698904297
i dont know who that is nor who you are
>>698904026
Panda instances will be when Legion hits. But my shammy is so squishy now.
>>698904297
Funny how the equipment is identical then.
That was Swedish.
>>698904335
>"Because I'm half Spanish and whole human"
>"Would it make you feel better if I kicked up the red hue in Photoshop?"
i sell WoW gold and WoW gold accessories
>>698904367
It's kaldis
Please tell me you've heard of Fleetwood Mac
>>698904540
I thought funnland complied with NATO?
>>698904629
ya
>WoW
>>698904568
How much is 1.6m gold worth nowdays?
>>698904797
probably like $1.50 from the Chinese
>>698904783
private servers for life
>>698904917
so elite
>>698904468
Right now you should trying to get pocket fel spreaders. Those will only be available for the legion pre-patch. They're selling for 180k right now. Once they aren't available they'll fucking skyrocket
>>698904770
Do you like them?
>>698904871
It would make sense
And nigga like what, explain the logic atleast
>>698904917
tmw runescape gold has more worth than wow gold
>>698905138
haha really?
i just pulled that out of my ass tbh, idk how much it costs.
>>698905130
i dont dislike them
>>698905253
Nah, its not. Oldschool rs is $1/m
Wow is probably like 50c/k
>>698905254
It's whatever I guess
I need sleep, night domes
>>698904554
Post butt.
>>698905121
I would, but I'm at hunnibuns', watching Cujo.
>>698905648
nini
>>698905130
We're not in NATO.
>>698903709
seconds 12-15 make me want to vomit, holy shit that is bad timing.
Beginning of new additional beat again is poorly timed 21 seconds in.
lyrics should have been extended by at least 2 seconds at around 30-32 seconds. Pause feels awkward.
53-2:01 isn't too bad, lyrics feel clunky at parts but overall not too bad and earlier mistakes are fixed
2:03 reinstates mistake done at :12 in.
2:35 it starts getting better again.
3:05 the clunky words hit again.
Incoherent screaming until 3:18 sounds awful, heard better incoherent screams in teen rage bands
6/10 not the worse song I have heard but will not listen to it again.
>>698905804
>>698905938
thanks
>>698905938
yoooooooo
>>698906131
no problem
>>698906147
Hey badger, how's it going?
>>698905121
should i buy legun?
>>698905804
Oh nice. Also remember gromsblood. On the us servers it's going for 22g per single herb. But if you have alchemy you can make potion of detect demon with 2 which is going for 250g a pop.
>>698906390
Not bad at all. At a friend's place. Think I'll go lie next to him soon. Feeling pretty horny.
>>698905394
i haven't checked since i don't play retail anymore
>>698906575
dirty girl
>>698906575
Is gay sex going to happen?
>>698906575
badger, don't sex your friends. They won't be friends anymore after, they are either sexual partners or won't talk to you anymore
>>698906390
criticize this in the same way please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=251cxou3yR4
>>698906493
Probably not
>>698906719
I've been dirtier, to be honest.
>>698906737
Maybe, most likely not. Might just suck him off a bit, then go to bed.
>>698906740
Things work out a bit differently for gay people you know.
>>698906740
Why can't they be both?
>>698906915
Take his dick and shove it in your butt
MEEEEM
>>698906493
Its already proving to be better than WoD.
>>698906001
Need a bigger booty.
>>698906740
>"I'm friends with everyone I've fucked, sans the girl"
>>698907076
>>698907091
Well I played the beta and wasnt really interested which is why Im not too sure
>>698907091
>"I'm more a top than a bottom"
>>698906796
alright.
>>698906947
Because you do it too much and emotions complicate things.
>>698907101
I'm actually friends with none of them thank you.
>>698906915
I'm gay and it didn't for me, they just kinda wanted me as a sex toy after and I said no.
>>698907432
You don't think you can have sex without emotion?
>>698907051
It's a bit too big to just "shove in".
>>698907432
I don't know, some people are too preoccupied with the whole social game.
>>698907432
>"Maybe you're just shit at making friends?"
>>698907636
Take it all in one fell swoop.
>>698906915
dirty nontheless~
>>698907210
Then probably not.
>>698907263
Riiiiiiiiight...
>>698907432
>A guy who pays money to have his fake self drawn fucking his fake boyfriend's self fucking gives relationship advice
>>698907865
>"What's the point of having a big cock if you don't use it?"
>>698907967
>"Are you on about Clint here?"
>>698907745
I've taken bigger, but it's still pretty fucking huge.
>>698907842
I... uhmm... hmm.
>>698907432
Tibalt, Domri Rade, Vraska, Narset, Tezzeret, Ajani, Ashiok, Ral Zarek, Dack Fayden, Garruk
You think any of these bench-warmer planeswalkers has a shot of being in the Kaladesh block?
>>698908127
can't deny? hehe
The Wye Oak concert is tomorrow. I'm getting pretty hype.
>>698895723
where is this cat from ? ? ?
>>698908463
[that smiley you always post]
>>698909042
: ^)
>>698908548
You gonna go see it?
>>698909084
that's the one
>>698908086
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
>>698909381
>"What?"
>>698909256
Hell yeah, I got my ticket a while ago. I'd like to see Bonnie 'Prince' Billy too, but he's got two shows in the US this year, both of them in different states.
Memes
>>698908548
Wye Oak is some pretty good shit
>>698909538
Sounds very nice. Try to enjoy yourself now.
>>698908852
Prequel
>>698909656
Yeah, they're awesome.
>>698909662
I will enjoy it. I love Wye Oak.
Tea is great
>>698906796
"bubbles" who the fuck starts a song with that?
0:23-0:30 feel like they are forced rhymes and just don't flow well because of it
Break from 0:34-0:37 is awkward, should have brought it together faster.
1:03-1:05 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LADY DOING?
1:17 Actually used trife in a rap and correctly, not bad
1:21-1:26 worded poorly, awkward pause
1:31-1:39 was there even an attempt here?
2:27 BILL COSBY! ARE YOU SERIOUS?
2:33 Rhyming cum with cum isn't a rhyme
2:48-2:52 forced lyrics
It's an average rap song with cringe mixed in. I don't like rap but for the average rap listener this would probably be a 7/10 at best, 6 for a average because that video was pants on head retarded.
>>698907582
you can it just doesn't feel the same, some people prefer it that way but I have to have emotion with my sex or it isn't as fun.
>>698907636
Hey all I'm saying is my friends that I tried it with didn't talk to me anymore after I told them I wanted to stop.
>>698909896
What kind of tea?
>>698910032
Chamomile
>>698909896
i agree
>>698910127
>"I'm more of an Earl Grey fan myself. I really like lavander"
>>698910181
W-would you have some Tea with me?
If you all stop this shit rite now I'll give you a roasted newt. It's a good one
>>698910017
I prefer to save my emotions for what really matters to me, I see sex as just sex.
>>698910127
Gay.
>>698909845
Excellent.
>>698909896
second
>>698910017
Mhm. Some are like that.
>>698909463
>Big dick
I find there's always some emotion involved in sex, but it doesn't have to be too serious. Friends with benefits work well for me
>>698909845
I saw them open for The Decemberists a while back. It was a great show.
>>698910617
>"It's bigger than every dick I've played with, barring one"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Gvc1gYxdc
>>698910740
I don't show or feel a lot of emotions in general, it takes a lot to get me to feel anything.
I haven't seen them at all.
>>698907668
these people were my friends for years but I will admit the friends that I made were pretty 50/50 between shitty and good friends. The good friends I made have stayed my entire life.
>>698910406
Well more power to you, I can't do that myself but it takes all kinds of people to make the world.
>>698910412
Well aside from one but his grandfather found out and threatened to kill me if I so much as looked as his son again. I was like 14 so this scared the shit out of me.
>>698910740
Purrymurry c:
>>698909896
PALINDROME
>>698911015
I don't help to make the world anything but shittier.
>>698910371
that sounds delightful actually
i will have tea with you.
>>698910740
i agree with that statement.
>"Welp, time to get going to bed. G'night~"
>>698911015
Wow... it always amazes me how backward some people can be.
Anyway, I'm off to bed. See you all around. G'night.
>>698911584
bye badj, have a good one
>>698911240
nah, you help even out some of those overly emotional people probably. After talking to those people it has to be amazing to talk to someone who doesn't show too much emotion. Plus I knew a person who didn't show much emotion, they seem to be more calculating and knowledgeable than most. At least that is how I see it.
>>698911584
Night badj!
>>698910297
I never had Earl Grey
>>698910406
I asm not gay, all gays are pedophiles and I am not a pedophile.
>>698910412
2ʳᵈ
>>698911289
C-Can we snuggle after?
>>698911021
But of course~
>>698911158
Tea is great. Taergs I eat.
>>698911289
woo moderate levels of emotional attachment!
>>698911584
G'night badj~
>>698911859
But of course what? :P 'Sup?
>>698910808
Play with more dicks.
>>698911758
maybe, maybe
>>698911859
yaaaay
>>698911686
I don't know anything, I'm just indifferent to most things and bring everyone down around me.
>>698911758
I too am not a pedophile. Do you like lychee tea, Nibi?
>>698911859
Talking about the post number but alright.
>>698912202
I understand if you do not want to.
>>698912209
What is that?
>>698912044
Just got home from D&D~
>>698912058
I've never played with a dick bigger than mine and I'm not even that big
Just unlucky
>>698912209
Lychee tea is also good
>>698912272
I noticed that eventually but it was too late to stop myself from posting
>>698912579
I have some here, I rather like it. I drink a lot of tea.
>>698912553
Lychee is a fruit that's very floral and sweet.
>>698912553
I never said that
>>698912579
Nice~ Well I WAS going to bed, but then you got in here :)
>>698912579
Play with hunnibuns'. I am.
>>698912579
D&D. what a fucking virgin nerd!
>>698913086
hullo
what up
>>698913157
Wazzit to you?
>>698912209
You can figure out a way to use it to an advantage at some point. Business might be a good fit honestly.
>>698913086
oh fuck squash, I haven't seen you in forever. How's it going?
>>698912978
I never had it.
>>698913014
It is okay if you think that.
>>698913338
Pretty good.
Got laid off the other day, but hopefully I start my new job Friday.
Sup with you?
>>698913338
I'm a painter. I hate business. I hate most things.
>>698913362
It's very good.
>>698912978
I drink more coffee than tea but I like both. But chai tea is best tea
>>698913024
Go to bed, silly
>>698913033
I'd take you up on that offer~
>>698913066
How I ever manage to get laid is beyond me!
fdcjgvhk
>>698913278
m-maybe I just thought I would say hello
>>698913362
I also thought maybe.
>>698913077
mewwwwwww
>>698913033
!
hi freklz
>>698913685
kiss
hi zaryss
>>698912579
Well sorry for being rude ig.
>>698913603
Only if you join
Katten is already here in spirit c:
>>698913648
O hi
>>698913726
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>>698913678
We got distracted from Children of the Corn.
>>698913571
okay
>>698913802
weeew!
>>698913845
what a terrible movie :'3
Hahahahagahahahahahahahahahheheheheeheheh I don't know where they are except to say, grass valley California. Is where abouts Matt bell and fucking father. Check his text messages, inviting his friends.
Ahhhhhhhhehehehhohoh
HELP HER
maybe air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force air force please help a three on one female air force air force air force air force it's me help this out
..Anonymous
08/10/16(Wed)20:09:42 No.698909395
I can't my friend gunna get a gang raped tomorrow as well as today I don't like it. Will someone else send Matt bell with a goddamned fake heart to prison pretty pretty please. I don't wana
...Anonymous
08/10/16(Wed)20:13:33 No.698909950
Lex luthor and Erik bloodaxe rescue my friend from a few left clocks for that's where memory storage is, Matt bell with a fake heart in grass fucking valley, put fucking feds on the case. He lights forest's on fucking fire for he was to angry at me. He gang rapes the women and including me my friend he is with currently!!!! Right now, and his ex wife. We got a left clocker in our midst
PRISON FOR THE FUCKER
>>698913774
It wasn't rude! If you thought I thought it was rude then I'm the rude one
;~;
>>698913678
mew
