You have 10 SECONDS to prove your an oldfag. >we'll know
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You have 10 SECONDS to prove your an oldfag.
>we'll know if your lying
>>698883666
Anyone?
I made the banana and reply to this post meme
>>698883666
>ITT
No one cares.
/thread.
>>698883666
I would, but posting gore /g/ isn't allowed anymore so take this instead desu.
The pool is closed. Cyberboy ross. I been on here since 2001
Faggot
>>698883666
I don't make shitty threads like "You have 10 SECONDS to prove your an oldfag."
Anyone remember this one?
>>698883666
Hahah I remember Satan
Salad is planet and now has ppl on it
>>698884008
MODS
>My lying what...?
>>698883666
july 29?
check
ITT: newfags post things they saw on a "best of 4chan" youtube video, and pretend to be oldfags...
trololol x'D ur all gay and fat like ur mother
>>698883666
>your
Coulda been a good thread.
>>698884444
Although you have a quad and trips, highly suggest NO ONE follow instructions on pic related.
>>698884717
Nice bait
Sharpie on head and shoe in pooper.
>>698883666
I've got daysies destruction on my HDD
>>698883666
Doge
How does polar bear know what apples is...???
>>698883666
How am I sopposed to prove that in 10 seco-
Anyone else remember le Legendary Unsuccessful Lad?
>>698883666
You can't know about my lying
>>698883666
>>698883666
>>698883666
op faggot poster pic of standing on salad. was doxed and lost his job.
fuck i'm old
remember rick rolling LMAO
I am 12 and what is this?
The day we went too far...
>>698883666
that looks like taco bell
>>698885225
I remember that, fag worked at burger king and said he does this to your food or some shit.
>>698884444
What the fuck is up with quads these days? I see it in every 5 threads.
anybody remember roodypoo?
CALL DA AMBALAMPS
>>698885303
Too soon
>>698885303
Damn... I remember.... Too soon man... Too soon...
>>698885303
I'm not an old flag. Explain this one to me.
This thread really rustles my jimmies, ya buncha roody poos.
I only started lurking on /b/ in 2012.
I do not consider myself an oldfag, but I wonder if a newfag can ever become an oldfag?
>>698884444
>2001
Nice b8 m8.
>>698885653
Its horrible what happened to her...
>1
>2
>3
>4
>5
>6
>over9000
>>698885571
>>698885633
We have to remember ...
>>698885653
I'll let the others explain, it's too ... too.
The day 4chan actually did good
>>698885303
Too soon...
>>698885653
Its a model photographed in low lighting, faggots like these are what keep this shitty meme going.
>>698885571
>>698885633
>>698885778
>>698883666
CODY GET THE FUCK OFF 4CHAN
>>698885303
>>698885778
I wish I could bring her back...
>>698883666
Cash crusade against THE internet autist. The oldfags know who I'm talking about.
>>698885942
Ay yo help a newfriend out man
>>698885653
She ded in that photo
>>698883666
1) w.t snacks and the great cleansing,
2) its a usb line, ill tell you later
3) jessie slaughter or whatever that underage
4) cunts name was has roast beef
5) desu desu desu
6) yo dawg
over 9000) newfags cant triforce, unless you alt code
8) femanon is cumdumpster, use alt 255 to avoid, also penis
9) your thread is cancer
10) its dangerous to go alone cat has a bunch of old shit like sub7 in a zip.
11) search lolita on imgfap faggot, i dare you.
I dont like to go out anymore. Im bored of life.
>>698884008
kek, forgot about those threads.
>>698884008
its just a sink lol xD
>>698885958
>>698886229
nevar forget, amirite? xD
Is that a sniper behind that
>>698883666
Oh look, this thread for the 75th time today and the 333rd time in 6 days
>>698886321
rules 1 & 2 faggot
sage this shit
>>698886355
That karaoke contest was pure gold. That and the semen recycling.
Once some spammed a picture of a front door thousands of times and shut /b/ down for a while
>>698884444
mustard gas
>>698884551
Hey fellow gropagas
>>698886659
found the fbi
>>698886659
it was always just cancer man. it just changes how it looks. no point in fighting it.
One time when i was an alcohol i to 2 much meme marriage iguana and overdosed and i stay alive then blow my head in with shotgun like hannah montanahs dad and then i cum back 2 live and then i stab my penis with a fork then become a horse and then become an athlete then an hero then an an an
>>698886679
I can't believe they got away with setting fire to that dog's asshole though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaRdnOtjAIg
JIMMIES RUSTLED
>>698886758
Remember when we didn't had captcha's and could dump folders with the xchan dumper? Those were the days...
Some stay dry and other feel the pain...
>>698886918
Good thing the Surgeon is coming back. He will rid us of the cancer once more.
>>698884510
this must be the funniest picture ever hahahaha
>>698887199
yeah, but remember when every post was a link to malware that discised itself as porn, and newfags would click it, and it would just post more of the same shit from their computer?
literally every post but 1 or 2 on page 1 was malware links.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00LnU0Elv78
>>698887619
>oldfag
you just proved you're a summerfag
>>698887619
got the flash?
>>698887582
Remember the java script spam? That was a fucking godsend. It was the chemo we needed then. We're long overdue for some chemo now.
>>698886467
I think so. I saw a flash from the gun barr...
>>698887998
you mean the dumbasses that were falling for the eval auto ban?
>>698884444
>2001
4chan was founded in 2003 you faggot
Step 1) Download Low Orbit Ion Cannon
Step 2) Target it at 127.192.11.8
Step 3) ???
Step 4) PROFIT!
Not gonna bother with all that frosted butts, teh rei stuff anyone could just grab of ED or whatever excuse for ED exists today.
But.
If there are any real oldfags (2004-2007 breed) around, I could use some "normal" people to play overwatch with. So yeah, anyone game?
Unborn slam rules...
>>698885118
honestly, i like epic fail guy without his mask more
newfags everywhere
Candy ass roody poo, can you smell what the rock is cooking?
>>698888210
If I remember correctly it was a script embedded in a jpg/png file that had instructions to download it, rename it to .js, run it and "shit brix".
Many a newfag shat brix. I'm not sure what else it did, beside botspam that same post more, but I'm sure it got a bunch of faggots off the board for good.
roody-poo
>>698883666
Hi satan
Not even going to lie got here in February
>>698885653
Some dude was in a party and gave this girl something can't remember what and when she zoned out he started taking pics, put her in different poses and finally found out that she wasn't breathing. Thats the story what i remember atleast from decade ago.
wt snacks
>oldfag
>Not transcending /b/
>rifk
Link related
http://youtu.be/QXay1pdfQpI
/b/ always sucks
Save as 4chan.hta and double click.
>>698883666
If there's anything I learned from that event:
Assholes get fucked by dicks.
1. Copy and paste this into a file
2. Name it "4chan.js"
3.???
4. SHIT BRICKS
>>698889296
>roody-poo
>thinking being here for that wordfilter makes you an oldfag
>>698891052
>not knowing Brian Peppers
Nice try blanco nino
>>698885500
Dont say it or the people's champs will ban you
>>698884871
That was a great day. I shitposted so much that day just to hear the sound.
Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat
>>698891357
who said i didn't know brian peppers?
i was talking specifically about the phrase roody-poo
>>698892007
Too bad your ass got sacked
>>698891928
mother fuckin puddi!
also Girugamesh
I trusted you assholes with my chocolate milk once...
>>698892119
i bet you don't even know what 7 is.
>>698892132
Girugamesh was cancer.
>>698892214
why? why would you ever do this?
>>698883666
Frosted Butts
>>698892351
it was, but i mean i also like the band
>>698883666
/thread
Do you guys have Battletoads?
>>698884444
>2001
can't tell if bait or geniune lie
>>698883666
>start thread
>try to be oldfag
>post summerfag picture
>proof he is candy ass
get on my level faggot you are blessed the ancients are here i see a few other ancient ones in this thread but OP is just a 2010+ newfaggot nothing more
>>698888262
how's that bait taste?
No u
>>698885303
DELETE POST HAVE SOME RESPECT!
>>698884444
chekd m8
>>698883666
Happy negro
>>698888262
newfag bate newfag
its B E A U T I F U L
sage goes in all fields
Krystal Steal
>>698893333
Holy fuck.
>>698893372
Hell yeah bro - ass for days
>>698884871
forgot about this. Also when that song from MGS4 kept playing
>>698883666
That's a five guys
>>698884444
OMG HELP THIS WAS ON THE FAMILY COMPUTER AND MY SOM IS IN THEBBATHROOM ON THE FLOOR GEKO 911 IS ON WAY WHAT HAVE YOU DKNE
Reply "r.i.p. In peace" to this post or your most loved one will die from chlorine gas inhalation.
>>698886320
how she die
If i post proof i will get banned not that i care that much for /b/ since i moved to another more fun chan without summerfaggs redditors and whiteknights
but still visit here and other 4chin boards and im to lazy to reset my shit to get rid of the ban
so i will just post this picture
>>698883666
This is like 2012 tier. Gtfo you newfag fucking roody-poo fucking candy-assgot
>>698884963
When does the Narwhal bacon? xD
>>698884444
Those are some extremely attractive digits bro
Zozzle
Big Boy Zone
dubs tells if im oldfag or not
>>698893791
Wut chan
>>698883666
Only satan knows who is truely an oldfag my master
>>698883666
IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION THE SATANTIC TRIPS
>>698884008
This thread is now sinks.
wondering if i should buy a set for each finger
anyone got any advice??
>>698883666
Hey guys!
Im new, just got here from Reddit
Can I get an upvote?????
>>698885303 too soon
The Fappening
∆
∆ ∆
>>698886184
NEDM
>>698894423
bulgarian or russian fagg ?
>>698883666
I've been here since chanology
also, DDOS the Australian government.
I miss the tripfag Diplomacy, and hope that Chemfag is dead in a ditch after being mutilated by the fathers of all the little boys he raped.
>>698894925
Was that a YTMND thing that 4chan adopted or the other way round
No googling
>>698894324
newfagg think the ancient ones will grand him the privilege to enter the Promised Land
we dont want to destroy eden once again
if you where a truly and oldfagg you will know "wut chan" is it
>>698895199
Ytmnd but it was old as fuck like 06
>>698883666
lefty catchers mit
Tom green raid
ancientfag
godly luck
Boxxy is a Jew!
I made the post no.2.
>>698895541
Been here since 11th grade. I'm 26 now. Get fucked
>>698895571
>Realizing I've wasted 10 years of my life here
fuck
>>698883666
I've been here pretty long.
>gif related, the SPOOK is me
You know honestly, b has gone to shit. We were so fucking amazing. For example the Australian govt. dox. Come on. We have lost our flare, our fire, our name. We need something. B is nothing now. We can make B great again. How do anons think we can? We need to unite instead of attack eachother. Ideas anons?
Dark sink
Dark side
>>698895673
a barrel roll?
>>698895761
Wow that is original fag status. What did first dubs say
>>698894541
dude, what the fuck is wrong with you
>>698893637
r.i.p.In peace
>>698895841
Stop trying to make an army out of shitposters.
>>698883666
>the game
>>698896078
FCK
>>698896059
Clearly a summerfag. gtfo.
Never forget....
>>698884008
they never sleep anymore
I realized I had been here much longer than I thought when I realized I had already been browsing for a year or two when Josef Fritzl happened back in 2008.
Cracky-chan. AROUND SNACKS, NEVER RELAX. Dash Billions.
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME...
First get I remember was 7M, I think. 2005?
I didn't even like Cracky-chan, but any time some faggot goes around acting like an oldfag because he knows who Boxxy is it makes me grind my teeth.
I think that in that decade I have actually posted here maybe ten times.
>>698896193
Thats the cutest little doggo
>>698896251
Dude Holy shit that takes me back
m new here) where I can find pm here?
>>698896308
Why only ten times /b/ro?
>>698895955
>dude, what the fuck is wrong with you
Short cheap Jews!
Ive been here for a year so i have nothing to post because im still new.
>>698896459
/b/ is more of a spectator sport to me.
>>698883666
Oldest /b/ pic i saved.
Though I've been here since 2007 i think.
If i remember correctly I moved stuff around, probably new HDD, that's why it says 2009. but w/e.
>>698896132
You must be retarded. Call summerfag some more and you might not look like one.
>>698883666
>10 SECONDS
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?
What rhymes with Jimmy Page?
>>698895952
i don't remember.
Anyone who post screen cap of first dubs wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>698893637
r.i.p. in peace
>>698884444
This number.
Back when this was a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=262xjjNxqZ0
>>698896599
Well that's probably your first dub so congrats nigger. Post more kthx
I was on here back in 2005 when every other comment was worrying about "the party van."
>>698896704
That actually looks like a pretty comfy sweater, honestly. Not something that I'd match with that tie though.
>>698883666
Daily dose
>>698897025
Art vandelay detected
I remember when you could only browse the chan on the computer because there was no such thing as a smartphone
>>698883666
hahahaha disregard that, I suck cocks
>>698897116
I have not seen this for at least 5 years
>>698897057
Mother
Fucking
Bismuth
Oldest meme in the book
Here when moot left, and appeared on tv stating that anonymous may/may not hijack the stream
Here for the hentai threads that got hijacked by tanks
Habbo Hotel swastika raids
when we had id's on every post
the same "my name is john you're all faggots" copypasta every other day
I was here before the griffter was imagined
>>698884510
sauce!
I really like this picture
>>698897290
2010
i'm shocked no one has desu-spammed this thread yet
reminder that actual oldfags don't post in these thread
>>698897182
>mvq never a meme
im a newfag and there is NOTHING, zero(0), nada ANYONE here can do about it :-)
I started browsing /b/ shortly after world of warcraft was released. Between 2004-2005 I guess
>>698897182
Milhouse is not a meme!
But "Milhouse is not a meme!" is a meme.
>>698883666
That's not an oldfag picture you fucking faggot. That shit was only a couple years ago.
If you want to find more references to old faggery so you can pretend you're one, Google that shit or fucking lurk in the right places.
>>698897383
Im a summer fag who learned oldfag buzzwords. We are adapting, we are getting stronger
>>698897417
welcome.
you're all a bunch of roody poo candy asses
>>698897417
just did something.
>>698883666
DESU?
>>698897666
R u the devil
>>698897735
So many kiks with this
>>698883666
i was here when desu was being spammed, and PENIS meant something colorful
also, more than anything, im an oldfag because i go on /b/ much less than any other hobby board on here. thats when you know you a veteran, faggots
fight da powah
#stopsound
im a fuckin new fag now shut the fuck up. u fuckin kidding me? old fag new fag.. just shut the fuck up.
/thread fuckin OP is a fag
>>698884707
exactly
>thegamerfrommars
these are me
>>698883666
i roll dubs everytime
>>698883666
Think I'm starting to enter "too new" territory now, probably gonna stop dumping now.
>>698897795
Fuck Yeah!
Cp was a foundational basis for the growth of 4chan
>>698883666
Came here around 2007-2008ish
Was kinda on/off in my use, wasn't really a norm but I came every now and again just to check up on it, it was pretty much the same then as it is now just in a different style.
A lot less porn too, it was mostly all threads dedicated to a single type of image macro ( caturday, doggerday, all those shitty motivationals that you would think is entirely unfunny and stupid nowadays.
There were some early memes I forgot about:
Plenty of them relating to animals, like a punkrock wolf, edgy wolf and uh... Like a good wolf?
Plenty of spam threads, plenty of off topic random shit that turned out to be nothing, there weren't really that many boards back then so instead of that person going to the board of their interest they'd just post a lot of it on /b/.
Rickrolling, habboraids, barrelroll, battletoads, DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU, ken-sama...
I don't know it's been so long.
>>698885653
her green thing at the arm is used on deads or coatose ppl
all mine
>>698898581
Do you wanna play a love game?
>I remember legion
>legion are no longer here
>>698899171
Do you want to build a snowman?
>>698884008
Is that even legal?
>>698899259
grey area.
Get shrekt
>>698898684
Advice animals haha
>>698884444
You cannot boss the Ross.
<
o
l
>>698898684
im inspired the surgeon
Remember that full of goats week or month?
>>698899937
goat tower still wanting to be a billionare and build that fucking tower
https://a.pomf.cat/cmvlmm.mp4
>>698885118
Miss this shit
old fags don't hang out on cum eating and rate boards. we found the names and addresses of CTR shills if you want to do something cool
>>698900053
https://a.pomf.cat/mfrzfh.swf
>>698885673
Newfag detected
>>698883666
cum on the sandwich
cum in the mustard and pennies
>>698900052
No, when the whole site was filled with goats , in the background, the top thread, the ads all of it , goats goats goats
>>698885500
Candy ass roody pop and a few others I can't remember do to being baked out of my gorde.
>>698898010
Row row row
Ive never liked "Keep calm and"
>>698883666
Duckroll.
>>698884008
You're gay.
>>698900576
You're incorrect
>>698885958
I remember when /b/ was on a spree of saving cats and dogs. Literally for like three months /b/ saved animals
>>698900113
Did the bitch ever get it back?
Not the oldest of fags.
>>698883666
DOES IT FEED
