Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698875173
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
still here
>>698881379
So long as you do it good.
>lick
>>698881373
When was the last time you spoke to her?
>>698881441
I knew you would! You love me! <3
is the licking finally over?
>>698881228
Yeah, I read about it earlier, but I haven't seen this video yet. There's no way the kids getting an audience with Trump. It's probably for some political statement, and if so he really should of outlined what he had to say in this video because Trump is a lot more likely to watch this then he is to actually set up a meeting with the lunatic.
Postan mitsuru
Doll claimed.
>>698880614
Well there must be some hidden taboo licking techniques somewhere.
>>698880615
Ah okay, I've never played it. Any good?
>>698880716
Especially a rom-com with Adam Sandler in it.
>>698880789
That's a surprisingly appropriate pic.
>>698881228
Jesus Christ what is that guy.
>>698881649
Seems like it..for now at least
>>698881597
I didn't made the jacket
Just casually dresing up
I plan on working on a cosplay for next year.. or Anime North Texas if I get the money for hotel/pass
>>698881649
yes, maybe
>>698881611
3 days ago
>>698881452
Ah well
rip Hannu anyway
>>>/pol/84874052
This is the funniest thing, can 2016 get any crazier?
Best qt claimed
>>698878907
>Yuno
I guess? I can't into this rp stuff
>>698879071
My grandparents are dead though, ripperoni
>>698881239
Obvious joke is obvious
>read
Yea I saw that. Not a bad switch I must say
How have things been for you?
Lets try this again...
>>698878819 (Waifu Machine)
>Sill.
>1. A shelf or slab of stone, wood, or metal at the foot of a window or doorway.
Yeah, I can lick one.
>>698878755 (Mizore)
I'm just trying to figure out what's going on in the thread, I didn't ask to be licked!
>Yet.
>>698878772 (Shiro)
Well, it's clearly not working.
>>698879373 (Rem)
I can see that...
>>698878767 (Akiko)
>Not having an "i" button on your keyboard.
May I ask how this happened? Also read >>698878552 (Me).
>>698880929#
Same, I'm way into Video games, and a few others things.
Like I've been a fan of Godzilla movies since I was a kid, so that's another one, I'm super hyped for the latest movie.
>>698880678#
Umm... thanks?
>>698881780
>hotel
Last time we slept on the top floor. And going as Goku.
>tfw no triangle body
>>698881379
My day has been alright. Just resting up from a trip to Dublin yesterday, so I havent done too much.
>>698881733
That would make it more exciting
>>698881820
Hmm.. same time I spoke to her
>>698881916
You're boring
>>698881916
Damn it, right when I make a post. I guess I've been doing well.
>I have no regrets in switching, it was the one mistake to jump into /waifu/ a bit unprepared.
>>698882117
You went to ANT?
I plan to make Yuuki Terumi from blazblue
>>698882185
Was the trip fun at least?
>>698882026
ive been playing some witcher 3 of late. how about you? One scene out of the last godzilla made me laugh really hard. i didnt know there was a new movie.
>>698882194
And she was pretty pissed when she finally left. Deleted account or blocked
>>698881574
Hey what's up?
>>698881744
It was about time
>Too scared to post
>>698881805
As long as we don't mention it
>Bully-san
>>698882194
Nah, I'm just too aware of what's going on
I'm a writer and a poet, but not an actor
>>698882207
As long as the love is real, no regrets. I'm still head over heels with mine
>jump into /waifu/ a bit unprepared.
I think we were all unprepared tbh. These threads are a lot deeper than they appear to be
>>698881943
>liiiiiick
>>698882346
I've been to it about two years ago. Is fun, saw a guy with twenty foot sword, laser nipples, lewd cosplay, all good shit
>>698881733
Heh
True enough.
The moment I saw him I expected something ghastly.
Seems though it was made during his better days, even reminded me of his other movies from around that time that I love.
>TFW no real people on omegle
Why.I just want to talk to someone without the consequences of actually talking to someone
>>698882484
nothing. you feeling better?
>>698882442
Who was Hannu?
I'm back!
>>698881649
What's this about licking?
>>698882346
Very fun! I live out in a small town, so seeing such a large city was cool. Was checking out the University of Dublin. Hate how the summer is almost over already...
>>698882692
Hotaru/Nagato.
>>698881838
The guy may of been peaceful, but it's no surprise he was arrested. It is trespassing and putting other in danger after all.
When I say putting others in danger, they had no clue what his intentions originally were and either his equipment or him could of been a falling hazard to those below.
>>698882657
Stole your trips, fuccboi
>>698882363
I've been playing a bunch of Dark Souls, Metal Gear Solid, Shadow of Mordor, and a couple other games.
What part of the latest godzilla made you laugh?
And yes, there is a new one, it was made in Japan by Toho, called "Shin Godzilla"
Such a fine gentleman.
>>698882442
Uhh I still have her on discord.. perhaps you're blocked?
Apparently she actually likes me but wont admit why
>>698882521
Meh to each of their own
>>698882615
Dayum, all I see is skinny zabuza, some decent rwby and okay yunos
>The one cute yuno in a-kon had a yuki with him
>>698882798
Ah gotcha, not a cityboy uh?
Mmm personally Im ready for the fall.. 100 degree dry heat is not fun for ac work
>>698882891
If you posted before him and you got trips, that'd be stealing his trips, yes. But you didn't do that.
>>698882889
He was carrying a backpack, he's lucky he didn't get shot down.
>>698882667
>Not gaming
Who are you
I think I've puked half my body weight
Somehow feel better though
>>698882794
Don't even ask, last two threads were really weird
Whats up man?
>>698882969
I've seen some real nice Kill La Kill too.
>these people have like perfect skin and no blood pressure what the fuck
Claimed.
>>698882969
Yeah, I still have her, just try and send her something, some bot will tell you to fuck off kek
There goes your chance?
>>698882657
You are loved trips guy
>>698882950
which dark souls and metal gear? shadow of mordor was fun. i liked the orc hiearcy system they had. it was a location they had that was so far off all i could do was laugh. so it wont come to the USA?
>>698883132
dont feel like it right now. ok just take care of yourself
>>698883132
If it's something kinky i must know.
Eh, not much. i just hate dinner and took a shower.
>>698882969
Ouch... 100 F with no air conditioning? Where do you live?
>>698883194
What's this about Kill La Kill.
Are we talking about Nui?
>>698882657
With him in any film recently it's like a seal of shitty quality. What movies are you thinking of? I've always had a soft spot for Happy Gilmore.
>>698882952
Truly the best of us.
>>698883194
Thats a damn shame
>>698883301
Oh shit I got the bot too
Ehh I didn't really took her seriously when she was claiming all that.. perhaps her hurt feelings were real when I made it so I didnt believe her?
>>698883565
Texas baby, I got air conditioning but my job is to fix/replace air conditioners.. imagine how much fun I have in the attic
>>698883097
I don't know if the guy thought climbing a Trump tower would gain Trumps attention, or if Trump was actually occupying the tower and he thought he could reach him.
>>698883567
Ryuko, transformation form. Can't remember the name for shit. There was some Non Non and crap another where some girl's breast was borderline exposed.
>>698883726
I'm trying to stay out of the sun and moisturize to get my skin the same. Not working.
I just came here for a blow job.
>>698883404
Dark Souls 1 and MgsV, the nemesis system is really fun, but it certainly had its faults.
It gonna come to USA in late 2016, and that's all the info I know, don't know if it's gonna be in theaters or on disc.
Although currently it's already out in Japan, and being dubbed to english by Funimation I believe.
>>698883404
Ow something happened?
Honestly I'm fine, I just think I caught a bit of a cold and ate too quick after
>>698883410
Everyone started licking each other, all the post were
>Lick
What did you eat?
If this post ends in a 1, you most show Waifu armpits.
>>698883863
What's this about non non
>>698883863
That's the one good thing about having mexican blood. Immunity to the sun but that doesnt mean it dont suck
So what's everyone doing right now?Besides /waifu/ of course. I'm searching for a non bot, non horny 12 year old on Omegle and reading The Cole Protocol while doing it.
>TFW no Señora Sies
>>698883927
wrong pic
>>698883965
oh so far off
>>698884010
The one from nudist beach. Not you.
>>698884119
Asians are naturally pale as fuck.
>>698884201
Mentally and physically prepping for A-Fest
>>698884201
Watching Dual Survivors.. thinking of walking after hearing some unfortunate news
>>698883927
No, you came here to get spooked.
>Boo!
>>698882986
>Stealing the trips guy's trips.
Dio did that once.
>>698882521
It's real this time, I swear! It was all to mess with Karen then, but he isn't here, so someone else can claim Yoko now.
>>698883316
Oh shit, Renge's in the house.
>I've became a heretic now, I used to be the Yoko anon.
>>698884201
Listening to some music, making an edit of my waifu. It's also raining, may go stand outside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5gk1aIDfX8
>>698883931
nice what boss and new game+? Metal Gear Solid V first half was pretty good the rest of it after the big boss kind of was ehh except that one bit. ok so like thanksgiving christmas time got it.
>>698883956
just feeling a little eh. ok take some cold medicine or something if you got it.
>>698884259
No i felt like being real this time. and usually i use confused karen
>>698883863
You mean the one where she turned into a monster?
>>698883956
That sounds cute.
I ate two cheeseburgers.
What are you listening to?
Well, found what was blowing the fuse...
>These are my brake lights
>Makoto
>>698884201
Pedo
Where are you from?
>>698884201
I'm watching The Mummy, but not at this instant.
>>698884358
O no
Discount Yoko
>>698884304
Sadness
>>698884365
Chen thread.
Noice.
>>698884421
No, her almost nude but not so nude form where Senketsu uses her blood as power. I think.
>>698884554
One off neck yourself
>>698884654
I wish I can see Non Non being followed by a Gundam because it's her mom.
>>698882891
If you obtained trips, then fair play and you have my respect.
However
I am no fuccboi and am no fan of such rogue like name calling.
So I ask politely of you to avoid the phrase.
>>698883316
Kind words good sir and they are much appreciated by myself.
Thank ye!
>>698883621
Sadly is the case today anyway. The trailers alone just make me wince at this point.
Was thinking of that movie as well in fact, as well as The Waterboy and The Longest Yard.
Always loved those three.
>>698884412
Karen's very confused.
About her surfacing desire to worship feet.
>>>/s4s/4672073
>>698883726
I can hardly imagine... a stuffy, dusty attic in Texas weather, must feel like hell!
>>698884789
Fuck off, loli whore
>>698884358
YOU MONSTER! You had the only developed Kinmoza character and you just threw that cute tooth bby away.
>>698884554
chris u havent been by for awhile. Lots of lolicon getting traded around here.
>>698884496
How is that pedo?
Texas
Tsukihi is best fire sister
>>698884389
Ow okay, I hope you will be feeling better soon.
>>698884421
It got really freaky after a while
Right now nothing, I'm watching anime
But today has been all about reminiscing
Listening to old shit I liked
What about you?
>>698884389
I'm not on New game+ yet I'm currently fighting Quelagg or what's her face.
And I definitely enjoyed Mgsv, even if the wind half of the story is complete bullucks.
And yes, hopefully around that time, I hope there won't be need of any delays.
I really love the new Shin Godzilla design, better then our Godzilla if you ask me.
>>698884984
No bulli plz
>>698884304
Hmm? You're going to Afest? You do realize its this weekend right?
>>698884970
It's hell indeed but the money is really good
>>698885057
>>698884389
Forgot to add, I feel like puking is necessary to rid my body of the illness I'm not feeling bad just sometimes i gotta puke
>>698885131
In that case, you came to the wrong neighborhood
>>698882969
That's a good mindset. I can't into it but I won't bother you either
>>698884358
Oh well it's nice to see you found your true one. First few weeks feel particularly good.
I'd see Yoko more as a daughteru than a waifu
>>698884201
I'm just hanging out here while uploading my next banter video. Not much else going on right now
>non bot, non horny 12 year old on Omegle
Implausible
Omegle is almost exclusively an erp site for 12-year old robots
>>698884985
Tell me all about it
>>698884834
I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?
>>698885087
still early on. ever do a run before? if no what kind of build you got going?
>>698885234
oh well as long as you arnt forcing yourself to do it its fine.
Claiming Lilly~
For anyone that cares my college meeting went great. I scored the highest on the pre application exam(small school and very exclusive) than anyone has in 13 years.
>>698885207
Yeah, I get back to my house tomorrow and have a costume already set. I just need to be very very very VERY active to gain at least a little muscle mass to represent Goku a little more.
>>698885350
Fuck you, I'm sitting right here.
>>698884834
I forget the term for that one, i think it was activated or something.
>>698885057
I'm listening to this right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotjK6bb1VA
Same thing could apply as it was my first Kirby game.
>>698885412
tomoko can i please lick your armpits?
>>698885207
Supply and demand I guess. No one wants to stay in a stuffy attic all day + tons of people need air conditioning repairs = big pay check
>>698885018
Really? i live near Forth Worth, but im not 12 yo sadly
>>698885042
Agreed :^) sure
>>698885349
Well you already know if ya try to butt into my fun with your morals/rules, I'm going to rub salt on the wound
>>698885509
At least for mine I'll be mostly fitting
I'll try to look for ya, I mostly hang out at the dealers/Artist ally
>>698885675
Normally people dont complain cause fuck heat
Had this one african family who knew jackshit how this thing works but I put him in his place
>>698885769
O shit another texas fag
>Fort Worth
Isnt that place boring?
>>698885493
Damn, you're gonna excel in life.
>>698885560
I hate it when you remember it when you're watching something and just kinda blurt it out.
>>698885769
O shit nigga I live there.
>>698885412
I've done a few runs before, but I never got that far, this is currently the farthest I've gotten.
Right now I'm wearing an Elite Knight set with a gargoyle helm and an Uchigatana I've given a crap ton of Titanic shards to, it's currently my strongest weapon.
>>698885307
Still love you though
>>698884358
Hello heretic. Enjoying your new waifu?
>>698881805
Stahp.
>>698883810
I'd have thought that he'd do it for Trump's attention, Trump was at a rally at the time I think.
>>698884494
Can ya fix it?
>>698884877
I almost had an aneurysm after seeing the Pixels trailer.
The alligator scene always cracks me up.
>Remember the gator that got your hand? Well I got his head.
Never watched The Waterboy, but The Longest Yard was good.
>>698885493
Comgratz man. What course ate you doing?
>>698885611
Heya Shizu.
>>698885412
>Bulimia
No thanks I'm not a fag
Up to anything?
>>698885560
Ah great haha
>You're a huge Kirby fan
Is there ever a time you don't have anything Kirby related on?
>>698886009
Let me handle this.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10964301
>>698886009
This'll sound weird but for a sec I thought, "I expected Her to put dilfos on those."
>>698885964
Post the gif
>>698886006
Your love is worthless to me
>>698886186
Where's the "disappointment" option?
>>698886009
Oh Tomoko, I love when you play hard to get. I see that perverted little smirk. I want to stick my dick between your thigh gap and thrust my cock in and out, the shaft rubbing against your petite, soft little pussy.
Suit up boys, we're going to war.
>>698885882
I might as well yell "YUNO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA"
>>698886477
To where?
>>698885883
I tried to not blush when the tour lady said that and failed. I have failed again
>>698886074
Computer Programming. I enjoy it and it pays well
>>698886477
Racial cleansing?
>>698886579
I shouldnt be too hard to find
A skinny hispanic in kirito's jacket
>>698886579
I don't know, just thought we'd kill some people and acquire land. Anywhere you choose.
>>698886705
Sure.
>>698886448
Pardon?
>>698886477
THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES SHALL BE SPLATTERED!
btw who are my enemies?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10964311
>>698886140
I was listening to this earlier if that's what you mean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2p9X1EddDI
I'm however now listening to Zero Two's theme on loop.
>>698886769
Sweet
I'll get in the damn robot
>>698886448
http://www.strawpoll.me/10964350
>>698886477
For the fatherland
>>698886938
>ifunny
the booty gif
>>698886477
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Armour ain't no good for dem beasts
>>698886582
Ooo good choice. When do you start?
>>698886938
Not too sure on that.
>>698887197
Shit, I don't need no armor.
>
>>698886074
I avoided seeing the trailer myself to avoid such agony.
Same here, although a tad sad it's always made me chuckle.
The Waterboy is pretty good, bit like Happy Gilmore and The Wedding Singer in a similar way. Good amount of humour to keep ye entertained but scattered with just the right amount of touching moments.
>>698885964
solid stuff elite knight can take you through the whole game. make sure you got the maneater mildred summon makes the spider a pretty easy boss.
>>698886140
just looking at thread then laying in my bed
>>698886186
thanks i guess
>>698886468
didnt we go over this yesterday
>>698886968
i was mostly joking
>earlier today you linked me another song
i like your music style a lot though
>>698886477
Let's go mah niggas
http://www.strawpoll.me/10964311/r
>>698887197
Next year in September. And I'll only be there for 16 months before I get my associates degree in it because it's 5 hours a day for 5 days a week and I don't have to take unnecessary classes
>>698885882
Arent you boring?
>>698885883
Lets make lewd things
>>698887125
U mean dis?
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>>698887320
Lol okay?
>>698887492
Ed, Edd n Eddy was a good show, so you're very welcome, and I love you.
Such a fine gentleman.
>>698887585
No my place is fucking cancerous
I want out
>>698887612
yes
here u go
>>698885882
Don't worry, I couldn't give 2 shits what others do as long as it doesn't affect me
Also threatening isn't very polite when someone just told you they're cool with whatever
Rood
>>698887492
Oh yes we did. Remember when we took it to private and you let me sniff and lick your armpits, fuck your asscrack and cum on your little tummy? We had fun didn't we? I was hoping we could do it again sometime. Maybe I can suck on your little toes next.
>>698881487
This my sexy ass fucking waifu you all can get the fuck back look at her sexy sulty curves you fucking jelly you know ya'all fucking jelly
>>698887646
ed edd n eddy was fine and thanks i guess
>>698887961
thats not what i remember
>>698884654
>>698884985
Yeah, I know, odd turn of events. Y'all have to remember that I wanted to use Yoko as a bit of a prank when Karen mentioned that no one has claimed Alice and that he wouldn't want to go near Yoko. "Then we'd have a full Kimoza squad" etc, etc. I realized a few days ago that even though I liked Yoko as a character, I didn't like her enough to the extent of a waifu. Shizuru also partially influenced it by saying the longer I wait, the longer I'll be called a heretic.
>>698885349
>I'd see Yoko more as a daughteru than a waifu.
The switch was basically this in a nutshell.
>>698886053
You know it!
>>698886477
Oh boy, we're going to war!
>>698887552
>Someone's from South America
>2 people from yurop besides bongland
Interesting.
>>698886582
I hope I can enter Bio Med school.
>>698886741
And it shouldn't be too hard to find a short dark Asian in a Goku costume
>>698886769
Wherever then.
>>698887585
Oh my~
Allright, I'll be back later.
Bye all you waifus!
>>698888129
Oh, don't play stupid, silly Tomoko. I know you're embarrassed and a little shy to have a lover and be seen together. But it doesn't matter, we love each other, and I love rubbing the tip of my dick against your soft, wet little lips as your tongue swirls around and licks the head.
>>698888132
WTF IS THAT THING YOU CLAIMED.
>>698887959
Its not rude, its sending a message
>>698888220
>dark
>asian
U wot, that's gonna be very easy
>>698888220
>Bio med.
Confirmed terrorist. What made you want to go for bio med?
>>698888454
a transformer
>>698886477
>
>>698886074
Hello Doll.
>>698888132
That's good.
>>698888443
There were drugs in your food, Anon.
You weren't doing these lewd things to Tomoko. It was with a cardboard cutout of C-3PO.
>>698888173
what do you understand for South America?
>texas thief from Fort Worth who likes guns
he
>>698887356
You did yourself a solid. That shittyness changes a man.
I just love the suddenness of that scene.
Ah okay, I get ya. I'll have to add it to my watchlist then. The IMDB page makes it sound real similar to the opening of Happy Gilmore
>A waterboy for a college football team discovers he has a unique tackling ability
>>698887561
You got plenty of time then. Got anything to fill the gap?
These digits say I get Renge eternally, because why not?
>>698888454
Laura Bodewig, at your service!
>>698889016
fuck
>>698888750
I'm not from Fort Worth
Also
>Anywhere in south America
>Remotely good
Kek.Why do you think I'm not going to Rio?
>>698888985
Excessive masturbation and high school. I started a year late because I was a scared bitch back when I was supposed to start.
