Yo.
Real Lives is a game in which you simulate a random life. You could be a nigger in Kenya, or a /b/eta faggot in America. If anyone is interested, we'll simulate some faggots life and we'll choose what happens.
Be from glorious North Korea
So, we are a Americunt called Craig Allen. From St. Louis,
send me a link to this and i will join in
Austin*. I'll show you our family + stats. Before we begin.
>>698857348
It's a PC game. Go pirate it
>>698857348
as in send me a link i wanna do this for myself lik after if its good
>>698857415
thanks bud.
>>698857348
I'd send you it, but pirateproxy is under maintenance, give it 10 mins.
lurking
Looks like we are a all around faggot.
The first few years are always boring, but our mother has found a job but we have moved to cheaper housing to save money. Our mother is a part times material clerk, whereas our father is fulltime. I'm sorta glad we rolled America, or somewhere Western because I played a girl from the Congo and I died when I was 2.
>>698858055
it all cool then?
I'll skip the first few years. All it does is describe America. But we are six and we have just started school. I'll show you our stats and the biography board.
>>698857753
>Appearance: 26/100
Sounds about right
>>698858214
It's not too bad. We do live in St. Louis, though.
So, this is what has happened so far. Buckle up, lads.
Alright. First roll get's it, get ready!
>>698858587
what are your choices?
The first two were pre-determined, but we can change them. First roll chooses what young Craig does for fun.
Physical training
>>698858722
Reading/Study
Physical Training
Religious Activities
>>698858722
Religious Activities. Convert to Islam
>>698858914
I'll add that as one, but you can choose two more, or change the rest.
>>698858999
Only religious activities
>>698858999
WINNER
>>698858986
Roll
What young Craig does for fun.
>>698859154
cool
I'd choose to convert to Islam, but everything is random. You can get murdered at random, raped, robbed, etc. Looks like we are a christfag for the time being.
Probably upset that his son is a massive fucking faggot.
What do you say /b/? Do we try and smash?
>>698859377
lol
>tfw your son is a smart chad god-botherer with a love of kino
>>698859540
get ya cock out
>>698859540
>Age: 13
>>698859540
Fuckin yeah man like just yeaaah
>>698859684
wait we're still 6, right?
>>698859684
We're also 13 right now. I'll update the ages too.
>>698859540
She's a solid 6.3. Fucking go for it.
Our age. I'll include it in the posts.
>>698856951
So, we aren't a beta faggot anymore.
she blonde?
>>698859881
yeah, but
>Wisdom: 18
>Happiness: 39
she's dumb and depressed
Do we be a good little boy, or do we straight up say fuck you mom and dad and smash?
>>698860141
Probably why Craig has a chance
>>698860189
No, she's trouble and going to probably get pregnant or some shit.
>>698860189
>she's a 6.3
>her parents are richer than yours
Fuck mom and dad.
>>698860189
SMASH
We will be kicked out into the negro infested streets of St. Louis. Is her pussy worth it?
>>698860189
We need that jonky jonk badonkadonk.
Small update.
>>698860547
we 13 if they kick us out we haule out white ass over to social services
Update,
>>698860731
So we smashing?
>>698860547
SMASH
>13 and pregnant
So are we intentionally trying to JUST Craig's whole life or are we actually gonna help him?
>>698860547
fuck it - smash puss, get kicked out and join a gang
Of course baby jesus won't be happy about it.
>>698860806
Smashing
>>698860700
>expenses exceeding income
Looks like everyone is about to be kicked out anyway.
We are now the alpha male of the house. Fuck you mom and dad.
>>698860956
dad's an alcohol and it's ruining his family
>>698859540
Its the best you've got nigga
>>698861009
Fuck yh!!
Craig dominating his mum while his dad watchs
>>698861024
As long as he Is not driving John would not be safe
>>698861009
>a 2.6/10 smashing some 6.3/10 jailbait ass
Damn right we alpha
>>698861009
t i m e 2 s m a s h
You and Donna are 13. Should it wait a few years, or are we gunna do this?
>>698861259
yolo go for it
>>698861259
SMASH NOW
>>698861259
leave it we way to risky right now
>>698861259
teen parents get lots of gibs
>>698861259
SMASH
>>698861259
Smash
We've got a shotgun, but no shells :(
>>698861259
gonna do donna?
I'm sure there's plenty of opportunities in the local pharmaceutical distribution industry for a young man to support a family
>>698861259
Pollinate
The upside is that we can adopt a army of Ugandan children later on.
>>698861496
Haha
>>698861259
get dat welfare doo it
>>698861496
back to beta
>>698861496
Fuck yes. No condoms ever.
>>698861496
>tfw I'm Craig
>>698861496
Is Craig a drug addict?
>>698861496
Smash more
>>698861496
Well shit
>>698861496
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
CUCKED BY HIS OWN COCK
>>698861496
Sweet. Time to lead a life of booze and cheap whores.
Can't knock anyone up, so no worries about child support.
>>698861496
Lol this game is great. Nice thread, OP
>>698861680
agreed
Miss Austin, lmfao. We aren't a faggot or a girl. I HOPE. Just a typo by whoever made this game.
>>698861791
>Craig is trans
wtf? i hate craig now.
Is there a commit suicide option?
>>698858055
That shouldn't be funny, but fucking LOL.
>>698861730
Thanks. I'll post the link when I can find it and I'll let you guys choose where we are from next.
>>698861791
craig is trigender quadsexual genderqueer beta cuck tumblrfag confirmed
>>698861791
wow assuming gender
>>698861791
Real niggas got no time fo' others problems
Craig may as well be a girl now that his swimmers swim like they're black.
>>698857753
Seems like the average /b/ user.
TRIPS CRAIG COMMITS
We're already fuck ugly and infertile. Do we smoke?
>>698862114
How old are we now?
>>698858999
That couldn't have been any better. Kek
>>698862114
No, clearly we vape.
>>698862114
nah fuck that shit
>>698862114
just smoke my shit up fam
>>698862114
Gotta conform to be cool
>>698858055
>because I played a girl from the Congo and I died when I was 2.
>MFW
>>698862114
Nah. We believe on THE HOLY CHUYCH.
Smoking gets us sent to hell.
>>698862097
There isn't a option to smoke yourself. It happens randomly based on the statistics of people who are around his age, race group (based on the country.), gender and how rich they are, and randomly chooses you at, for example 1/10 odds.
>>698862114
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no
>>698862114
SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY
>>698862178
14. sir.
>>698862114
smoke only if it's weed or vape
Kek. We've took up cigarettes and our father, trying to prove he is the alpha male of the family started smoking crack.
>>698862114
Smoke him up
>>698862371
let's get his happiness down as much as we can then
>>698862561
smite the father and take the holy land for the crusades
Do we lie, or tell the truth?
>>698862561
This upbringing is so St Louis it hurts.
>>698862744
lie
>>698862744
LIE
>>698856951
you are a 50 year old female prostitute in Belarus with no internet or clean underwear
>>698862744
Nah get some gb points for your tendies
>>698862744
WE DINDU NUFFIN
WEEZA GUD BOI
>>698862744
We tell the truth of course. It'll make it easier to lie later.
>>698862744
TELL LIE! also what the fuck is up with dad and fucking substance abuse
>>698862744
smite the father and take the holy land ffs
We got out of shit. Good. We got a break for once.
>>698862871
hes trying to beat us at dying first
Our intelligence is 51 and we're not going into college. Trade school lets us get a few more jobs in the future. What do you say?
>>698863002
smite the father and take the holy land now
>>698863131
go for it
>>698863131
go for it
>>698863131
yes time to turn this shit life around. dump donna too.
>>698863131
fuck school, don't go and live as a crusader taking the holy land
>>698863131
THINK OF THE BIMBO
>>698863131
go for it craig
Update on the family.
>>698863131
Fuck trade school, if he goe's to trade school hows he gonna dedicate himself to his ultimate goals
>>698863255
The fuck kind of game do you think this is?
>>698863131
Do it. We need to become the man of the house ASAP.
We've got less time considering we are in a relationship in school. We've got to bump something of our list.
>>698863319
Big bro and mom are doing a little too good. Fuckers too good for drugs!?
Man those games you start in a first world country are so boring.
>>698863323
The greatest man on earth was a failed art student. It can still work out for Craig.
>>698863329
There is a 1 in 99999999999999 chance of becoming a crusader
What options do we take, guys? Forgot the pic in the last post, but I went past it, sorry.
>>698863319
Kill your brother
You break my heart Doug... You break my heart...
>>698863510
>St Louis
>first world
>>698863319
we losinmg more health than pops and hes a druggie??? how?
>>698863551
Reading/Study
>>698863551
Activism, art, socializing, volunteering and physical training.
>There is a plague on this great nation
>>698863551
>Physical Training
>Religious Activities
>Activism (This can lead to becoming V for Vendetta later!)
>>698863551
Read/Study
Physical Training
Religion
Gotta keep on keeping on.
>>698863510
We'll choose Egypt, Somalia, Kenya or something next game. But I played in Congo or something and died in 2 turns of Aids. :/
>>698863551
RELIGION! BECOME A JEW AND GET DE MONIES
>>698863566
winrar
>>698863551
>religious activities - convert to islam
>social or political activism - join BLM and go burn down ferguson again
Ok, ok. We're 15 now.
>>698863910
no socializing? we dont want him to end up a cringelord
And we've got a new sister.
>>698863910
Are we still a virgin? We need to get on that. We cannot afford to become a Wizard - We're not smart or wise enough.
>>698864084
dads doing drugs and bangin mom
>>698864014
Dude he lost his v-card already he'll be fiiiiiiiine
>>698864084
Molest her.
>>698864093
Craig got laid at 13.
>>698864093
Nah dude. We lost that at 13. Read the thread.
Basically, do we want to change one of our options for reading/studying? Nah?
>>698864093
He fucked Donna and learned he's infertile already bra
Nah, we tried to have a kid when we were 13, but unfortunately we are infertile.
>>698864250
Yes. We must school as hard as we can. We must school harder than anyone has ever been so far as to do to look more like.
>>698864250
>>698863910
I thought we already did. Yeah, bump it up.
>>698864250
No. We'll pass, though just barely. But that's okay. We can always start slinging drugs for cash later - Dad can hook us up, he's got connections.
>>698864084
dads on crack, shes gonna be messed up
>>698864250
No, Craig is a strong indendent man who don't need no trade school
Is this where I go to vote for Bernie?
We already did have reading/studying. My bad. But that thot left us :(
>>698864604
Yes! Your vote has been recorded. No need to go to the polls in November. Thank you for voting.
>>698856951
Hey is this based off Alter Ego?
>>698864702
that bitch. time to fuck some hoes
>>698864702
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>698864702
hoe
>>698864702
Fuck Donna anyway. Craig can post her nudes on 4chan now.
>>698864702
What a cunt
>>698864702
hop on the next pussy we get a chance at
A little update. We're 17 now and we'll need to look for a job. There'a few options, but I'll choose the best paying one I can find and show you it. Because I'll be posting about 20 "You've been rejected from the job."
PIRATE BAY SECOND DOWNLOAD IS LEGIT FULL GAME
>>698864702
That slut. Fucking bitch. Sacrifice her to Khorne.
This is fucking hilarious
We've got a job!
>>698865006
Friendly reminder that 2007 is superior to the newer one
>>698864702
fuck that bitch
>>698864702
>happiness hasn't once increased
Sounds about right. She was dating the physical embodiment of 4chan's choices.
>>698865165
i got 2007
>>698864986
Join military and go kill ISIS
>>698865119
Yay! Wageslavery!
Is it time to leave mommies basement?
>>698865119
family update?
>>698865289
It's the 2007 edition - ISIS isn't known to the world yet, really.
>>698865356
>>698865348
No, not yet.
>>698865119
>salesperson
Selling dad his crack, more like
>>698865348
NO mooch off parents. dad does drugs blame him
>>698865348
No, stay at home and build up bank. It's far cheaper to live with your parents than to start paying bills and rent each month. Plus your mom makes you tendies.
>>698865348
no ur just a boy
>>698865423
Then just nuke Syria and they'll never show up, simple.
>>698865348
get the fuck out we spending more while in da house
We won't leave the basement yet. Do we drink, or is it haram?
>>698865410
>>698865605
could end up an alcoholic due to dad. but fuck it.
>>698865605
no because dad
>>698865448
>expenses exceeding income
BAIL OUT OF THE SINKING SHIP
>>698865605
Drink. Also move out, with your freeloading sister around the per capita income in your family is lower than your salary by abot a hundred bucks
>>698865605
Drinking is absoulte HARAMbe
>>698865605
jesus, no. Our health is bad enough as it is.
>>698865605
drink
>>698865605
GET CRUNK NIGGAAAAAAA
>>698865605
no drink
Our stats so far.
Just wanted to say thanks to OP for a fun, quality thread for a change.
>>698865605
Drink and blame it on dad
>>698865605
We already smoke there's no need to throw in drinking too
>>698866038
ROLL
>>698865605
DRINK.
MAKE PAPA PROUD!
So, we are a recreational drinker. But our friends want to smoke crack. Do we?
>>698865605
We're gonna need to get bitches drunk to get laid with 26 Appearance.
>>698866038
No problem dude, glad you like it :)
>>698866116
Slippery slope. Don't do it, anon.
>>698866116
no! haram as fuck
>>698866116
hell yeah lets get fucked up
>>698866116
Crack is whack.
>>698866116
O HELL YES
YOU'LL COWARDS DON'T EVEN SMOKE CRACK
>>698866116
Do it Craig. You're a faggot like your father anyway.
>>698866116
Fuckyeah. All the cool kids are doing it. Maybe donna will like you again when youre cool
>>698866116
YES
>>698866116
nooo
>>698866116
Allah says no to drinks but yes to crack
>>698865920
>Diet: Ample.
Are we bulking? Hmm..
So we drink and do dope, but we're not addicted to either. YET!
>>698866116
Muhammad approves of the bix nood drugs.
>>698866116
Allah board the crack train
cute new gf?
>>698866690
Oh hell yes
Can we an hero. Crag is fag
>>698866690
>7.3/10
go for it
>>698866690
>73 appearance
hell yes
>>698866690
NO SHE'S FROM HOUSE PAYNE
>>698866523
CAN WE KICK OUT DOUGLAS. HES 19 AND IS A NEET.
>>698866690
hell yes
>>698866690
Lol she's stronger than us. I liek fit gurls. Hit yes nigger.
>>698866690
Hot, fit, smart? She probably will shoot us down like the hindenburg, but yolo, smash
>>698866690
Dem stats on her
Smash dat, even tho we got no chance
>>698866690
>quit smart, athletic and a fucking 7.3
Smash her
>>698866690
>Smart
>Athletic
>Attractive
FUCK YES - Though she's technically out of our league.
She's a 7/10, she can do better than a 2/10 who smokes crack, unfortunately. Should I keep spamming "look for gf" until we find one, or move on?
>>698866865
> student
Do you even know what neet stands for?
>>698866690
91 athletic, 73 appearance, sounds too good to be true..
>>698863319
>>698866523
>start doing crack
>health improves
Such is life in St Louis
>>698866690
>7/10 wants us (2/10)
Hit that like Mjolnir falling from Valhalla.
>>698866690
7.3/10
Nothing else matters OP
We're moving up from that whore joyce
>>698867022
Find one.
>>698867022
SMASH
>>698867022
Keep looking
>>698867022
Do eeeeet.
Don't settle for less than 6/10
>>698867022
AYO BISH LEMME HOLLA AT CHU
>>698866814
>crag is fag
an hero is only option
>>698867022
Keep looking. Craig needs a sexual outlet.
>>698867022
Look on Grindr for more fags like us
Is this available on mobile?I feel like a 2007 game this simple could be run on a phone.
We have a bitch. Could be worse considering we smoke, drink and do dope.
>>698867197
Eh. He's a 2/10 - He should settle for a chubby slam piggy that's constantly DTF.
>>698867328
Mobile nigger
Posted from my Android device
>>698867411
>Catherine Knight
Sounds posh - Is her family rich?
>>698867411
Eh, a hole is a hole I guess
>>698862750
fucking kek
Three years later.
>>698867411
keep looking until you find a 12 year old.
this game is supposed to be realistic so...
>>698867583
HELL NO
>>698867583
I say yeah, she ain't a dime but she puts up with us
>>698867419
This post makes no sense.
>>698867583
DO IT
>>698867583
Do it and cheat later
>>698867411
depressed and 4.7/10 sounds like a tumblrette fag.
>>698867583
Marriage is a trap
>>698867583
fuck that MGTOW ftw
>>698867583
>half a conscience
We're gonna get cheated on, boys.
>>698867583
Bitch please
Just cause you can't get child support dont mean you gotta leech off my finger cunt
>>698867083
holy fuck lol
>>698867583
Yes, but this: >>698867789
Being cucked is definitely in our future.
Good thread is good.
Thanks for the chuckles
>>698867583
nope
Big bad craig out here cuffing these hoes.
>>698867997
knock her up and run
Is it time?
>>698868139
YIS
>>698868132
Is Craig black?
I never thought to ask.
>>698868139
Yes, move out now.
>>698868139
Fucking hell, married while living in your parents basement ahaha
>>698867997
>married
>happiness didn't increased even a little
>>698865920
>23
Were getting uglier by the year :(
>>698868139
Holy crap we've been there the whole time? No say until they kick us out
>>698868139
no live at home and be married to qt waifu
>>698868139
yes
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