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Just got this fucker at petco, get trips and name the bastard

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Just got this fucker at petco, get trips and name the bastard
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Sergeant butternipples
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Buttknuckle
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>>698850311
Faggoto op
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>>698850600
Roll
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Niggerlovania
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Name him Andrew
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>>698850311
gejzer
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>>698850311
G.I. Liz
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>>698850311
private pyle
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>>698850311
Admiral Pointyprickles Jr.
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So you just broke the poor cunts back feet
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>>698850884
roll
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>>698850311
I don't think he appreciates you putting all that gi Joe crap on him
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>>698850884
this
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Private Ryan
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>>698850866
Cinnamon roll
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Hermann Göring
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Nigger
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Niggles
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>>698850311
Not without a timestamp, you didn't.
Name him Timestamp.
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>>698850600
Rolling.
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>>698850311
Duck.
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>>698850311
hey bro i think your gecko has autism

>dubs for geico
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>>698850311
Adolf Hitler
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Dragon mcjizzalot
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>>698850311
Fat Gancho
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Sgt. Kenneth Allouisious Scaleyface the Third.
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Lady gaga
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draw a dick on it with a sharpie, timestamp faggot, call it wife. Roll
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>>698850311
13 minutes in Benghazi
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Cuntdestroyer
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>>698850311
Cyanocobalamin (VIT, B12)
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>>698850311
>>698850600
>>698850811
>>698850866
>>698851044
>>698851499
>>698851511
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>>698851499
dubs... fucking dubs..
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>>698850311
Total Fat 0g
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>>698851499
WINRAR
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Guy Gaye
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Major Dick Tits
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analtoy
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>>698850311
Call of Duty Dan
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Rolling for Mr. Rodgers
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>>698851368
Can we like shorten that down or no? Its a bit of a mouthful
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Jimmy Saville.
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>>698851792
trips new friend.. lurk moar
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Colonel Cancerdick
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>>698851981
fucking kek!
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>>698850811
Rolling for a normal name lol
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Drill Sergeant Lizardman
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>>698850311
Not Recommended For Pregnant Women or Women Who Are Nursing
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>>698850311
Seen this pic before.
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>>698850311
>No trigger Discipline
>Thompson not even loaded
>No extra magazines

0/10 would not Operate with.
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Sgt. Rock
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Squishy
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>>698852047
Lol, OP is fag
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>>698852239
Reroll
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>>698850311

Lt. Dan
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>>698852248
/thread
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>>698850311
why must you make up lies so the rest of us will like you?
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>>698852239
Rerollerino
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>>698852302
Hell yes
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>>698852302

rerollin
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>>698852302
Yes
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Trump
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spud
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>>698852302
fuck it, rolling for this instead
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>>698852845
second
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Hartman
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>>698853732
Rr
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Nigger
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Private Snowball
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lizard
watch my get
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>>698852302
this
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>>698850311
Nigger
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>>698855115
damn aight lemme re-try this get
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https://youtu.be/BJ4zSpl7VKE
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>>698850311
Alberto Barbosa
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>>698850311
Dr. Agon
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>>698855253
>>698855115
no gets
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Harambe
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>>698855567
reroll
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>>698850311

Average fat american soldier "Merica"
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>>698850600
Reroll
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Donny Mc-Gunnie
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>>698852302
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>>698850311
Call him FB_IMG_1470837979021.jpg
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>>698852302
>this
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Call him Adolf if its a dude, Eva if its a girl
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>>698856284
roll
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That animal is a Dorito
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ShitHead
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Red Leader
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Fuckmerightintheass
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>>698856431
Reroll
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>>698856093
Kek
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>>698856284
reeeeerol
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>>698856284
REROLL XDDDD
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>>698850311
tronald dump
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Frog
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>>698850311

Silky "Big Penis" Johnson
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>>698852302
Rolling
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Assholebitch Niggercunt
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Sargeant Guan.
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Jew destroyer
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>>698850311
Big Dick Rick
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>>698850311
Saint Pecko
>Based Saint Pecko
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jimbob
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agent zero
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Rodriguez, the illegal commando
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Lieutenant Dan
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guam
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DOC
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>>698850311
Sgt. Nigger
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Kitten.
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>>698852302
Lt. Dan fuck you beat me to it
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sgt.cummingcunt
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rynogt4
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Krme
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>>698850311
Fred
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Gadoosh
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Fuckie
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Captian Poopdick
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>>698850311
Stanley Yelnats
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>>698850311
Call him triple h
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Porky
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Sandnogger
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>>698857859
Call him yehovah
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>>698850910
not a name the easily rolls off the tongue
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Beardo
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Trips say it shall be Colonel Pickles
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>>698850311

his name shall be Delco Fury
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>>698857859
Call him Hillary
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Manbearpig
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Rengo
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>>698857998
Off by one
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>>698857859
Call him Finnegan. Also trips get.
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Lt. Dan
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>>698858086

No, not Off By One, it shall be Delco Fury
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Dog
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Long Dick Johnson
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>>698858172
Fine then moazart
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The little fucker doesn't get a name. Any time someone asks you need to get really nervous and dodge the question.
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>>698858192

Scott get back to work
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>>698858192
roll for Lt. Dan
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>>698858252
Rolling
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Harambe
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>>698858199
welp, there we have it. Good looking sunburst dragon OP
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>>698858172
Guess I won't get trips ...
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>>698858353
This
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>>698852302
Roll for Lt. Dan
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>>698850311
nugget.
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>>698858353
>>698858447
samefagging faggotronm
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Balls
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>>698858589
Reroll
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LUCIFER THE GREAT
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Horse fucker
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>>698858641
roll
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>>698858589
Roll
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Lt. Dan
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>>698850311
Name him Trips
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>>698850311
Don Lizardo
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sergeant slap-a-hoe
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>>698858771
Name him O' Peeza Phag
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>>698850311
Lurker9000
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Suomi :DDD
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>>698859463
reroll
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Cpl scalene triangle
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>>698859463
roll
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Austin
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rolling4> BeardGoat the Lord
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>>698859463
rollllll
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>>698859773
refuckingroll
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>>698850311
Zak salami
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>>698859773
rollll
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>>698859463
rolling til someone wins
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>>698858217
kek
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Sir Regenald
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>>698859463
roll
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Hillary
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>>698859463
roll for glorious suomi
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Name him Lizard
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>>698859463
rollerino pino
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>>698850311
Da Silva
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MyCumRag
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>>698855115
>>698855555
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>>698850311
war is hell
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>>698852216
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Anal probe
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Rusty shackelferd
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>>698850311
pliz add tiny american flag cape!
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Liztenant Dan
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Sage
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>>698862427
Reroll
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>>698862427
Kek
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>>698862427
Derp
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eventually dinner
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Zozzle
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Sgt hartman
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Nigger
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>>698862809
Roll
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Nigger
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>>698862889
Fuck, so close
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>>698862919
roll
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>>698862919
Roll
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Snake
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>>698862919
reroll
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>>698862751
Reroll
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Cpt. Scaley
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Snake 2
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Lizzy Lohan
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Private Paula
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Mr Lizard
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Captain Niggs
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>>698850311
his name will be spooder
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Gross Gore
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Snake 3
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Fuck this thread
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>>698863361
Roll
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Pvt. Snake
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>>698863336
winrar
>333 trips

3 of a kind. the best kind of trips
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Slagathor
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Name him Captain Kill Yourself
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>>698863336
roll
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Lt.Snake
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name him '111 short of the Devil'
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>>698856284
roll for this
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Private First Class Snake
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Cthulhu
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The Honorable President Snake
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>>698850311
cpt fuckmunch
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Mr.Snake
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Lt. Dan, don't forget to trim his legs
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Snake man
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Snake Boy Unleashed
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Sneke
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Professor Dinkeldorf
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>>698866666
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Master AssBlaster
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General Snake
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Slid Snek
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Specialist Snake
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Snake
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Grill Smith
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Snake Snake Snake
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>>698850311
Art of war
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Will Snake
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Dogger
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Snack
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rroollll
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Chinese Snake
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Harambe
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Crunchy
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Vietnamese Snake
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Snake Lord
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Naked Snake
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Mike
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Solid Snake
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Reimu
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Bake-a-Snake
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Autismo, the Wonder Lizard
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Sir.FlemJammer
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Snakening
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Taiga
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Sneke
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>>698865081
roll
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cookie
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Snake
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Mr. Butt
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Solid Snake
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>>698850600
roll
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Whiffle
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Post a Reply
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Wrinkle
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The Snake
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Reverse google search u dumb fags
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Mr. Queefington
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Insert Text Here
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>>698852302
rolle
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OP is a faggot
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never seen a thread so void of trips for this long.

also, Excalibur
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Snake 4
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Miia
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Triangle
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patrick bateman
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>>698865555
winrar
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>>698865512
oh
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>>698865555
YOU FUCK
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>>698865555
Is this a win? Quads not trips?
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>>698865555
checked
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>>698865555
CHECK EM
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>>698865608
hello summer
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OP
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>>698865555
Kek
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>>698865555
WINRAR
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>>698865674
Call me a summerfag if you want... you don't know how specifically autistic people are here. He asked for trips and got quads. Maybe he throws his tendies on the floor in a fit of rage. You don't know, I don't know. Only OP knows.
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>>698865943
Fag
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Lizard McLizard Face
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quads no count. only trips. Pikachu i choose you!
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>>698865555
/thread
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