ITT: Sad-ass lonely guy dinners
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ITT: Sad-ass lonely guy dinners
>>698839585
that looks fucking delicious
>>698839789
Tortellini, sauce, mushrooms and cut up sausage, really?
Dude ... life is worth more than this
>>698839585
Looks tasty as hell. Hope you're doing well, fam.
>>698839585
Hey, better than ramen noodles guy.
I'll be your friend OP
>>698839585
>>698839974
would eat/10
i would really like to eat it! have a nice day anon!
>>698840455
Fuck off. I need no friends, only tortellini.
>>698840700
holy shit lol
>>698840700
Never been too big on popcorn, but it's alright I guess.
R8 me
Holy shit, /b/, did all of you grow up with working single mothers? Pasta is barely a dinner. A dinner needs at least five ingredients, most of which fresh. Anything less than that is merely sustenance.
>>698840831
>not a makarov
incomplete/10
>>698840879
10/10, would cry into
>>698840906
Hark at this food ponce
>>698840993
LOL
Top kek, this faggots can't even cook something good. I hope you all die.
i mean i drink a bottle of pepsi a day and a pack of "gifflar" (basically cinnamon buns) and i live with my mom i basically feel like a piece of shit
ITT: fags who don't know how to cook
Just because you're lonely doesn't mean you have to eat microwave shit. Get some cookwear and make something tasty god damnit.
>>698840993
Looks gud dude whole wheat bread?
Ruined steak
Just made this the other day
>>698841300
I think laziness has more to do with it
>>698841300
Worst thing is, I know how to cook just fine, I make a mean risotto.
Just, since my girl left me, I just can't be assed to cook anymore. It really loses its luster if you can't share it.
>>698841474
More than likely.
But fuck, this shits not hard. I mean, if a woman can do it, it should be a breeze for any dude.
>>698841218
this directly applies to me.
my smoking addiction arose from lonelyness
>>698841590
but
>it saves money
>it tastes better
>it'll get you laid
women love a dude who cooks. so fucking cook for a bitch.
>>698841424
Idk that still looks bretty good
>>698839585
I just had a 50p pie. It was disgusting. Dont get wages till tonight. Living hand to mouth. I cant wait to finish my degree and get the fuck out of the UK. Poor ass faggot nation, destroyed by the Tories
>>698841440
I hope when you kill yourself you delete this photo
>>698841590
yeah. i mean idgaf what i eat so why fucking try
>>698841040
Thanks
>>698841830
Because
>>698841709
>>698839789
It doesn't. At all.
>>698841440
Looks like a shitty superhero.
>>698839585
i cook rice, mix with baked beans and spice it up. thats my shittiest dinner.. gonna make soon... but i usually shit ghostpoops.. so its k i guess and cheap as fuck.
>>698841709
Oh, if I have a bitch to cook for I'll be making four course meals again.
But for myself, fuck it, I'll toss some rice, ground meat, peas and some chili sauce in a pan and eat that for three days, solo cooking really has no point.
>>698841734
>implying men can't make make dinner
STOP OPRESSING ME YOU FUCKING RACIST SEXIST PIG, I'M A FUCKING FEMINIST YOU CUNT
>>698841956
Put a bit of hot sauce on that
>>698841746
I had to make due. I don't own a cast iron skillet so I can't get my pan hot enough.
Good steak is even, not blotchy like that piece of shit.
>>698841962
Kek
>>698841956
Please tell me you fucked up making your own pizza and that you didn't buy that at a store
>>698842150
I know how good steak is supposed to look
I'm just saying for a depressed nerd that's not too bad
At least you left red in there
where my countrymen at
Highly recommend these for the lonely bros out there whom cant cook
>>698842776
Fuck, if I made a well-done $10 steak I'd commit sudoku.
>>698839585
Made me hungry. Not bad, op.
>>698842881
$10 into a grey dry shitfest would be worth laying in the freeway
>>698841300
It's not that I can't cook, but I work 10-11 hour days. By the time I get home I only have an hour or two before I go to bed so I can get enough sleep to wake up in the morning.
>>698841440
Why not just get the kind with hot dogs already in it?
>>698839585
Looks great
>>698840831
Le gold dots
>>698841440
Wow.... that's fucking depressing. IS there a backstory/reason to this or you just a lazy fuck that can't cook?
>>698840993
Cream soda
Disgusting!
Thanks winco
Not a single lonely has been posted that I would not eat. Ive eaten mre's in my army days and even those were good to me. Im not a picky eater. I prefer vegetables, but I dont care, all of your posts look tasty to meh.
>>698843578
>>698843570
Nice timing
>>698843508
Spaghettio's are pretty good. I like the kind with meatballs.
>>698843578
Lonely meal**
>>698843570
Mre asf
>>698839585 how can you even enjoy a meal like that, it looks like blood and gore wtf
>>698840879
Golden Grahams. Holy shit. Those things are ancient
>>698843578
It's not always that lonely meals aren't tasty, they're just sad meals with no love in them.
>>698841331
shoulda microwaved that chocolate until it was liquid and then poured it onto the popcorn
>>698840993
>Thin ass bread
>Barely any Cheetos
That's sad even by my standards
>>698839974
>>698839585
Complaining about having all these ingredients and being able to cook it and fill my stomach. #lyfizruf
>>698844074
I'm not complaining about being poor
>>698842783
Gorbys and Billys. Primolainen quality frozen meal!
>>698842783
Looks pretty good. What are those?
>>698839585
Ah the old bowl-o-fetuses
>>698841956
That crust better be filled with something other than bread
Mine experimental burgers.
jelly?
>>698842011
actually have all these ingredients, thanks for recipe anon. You should write your own cookbook. You can call it "Fuck It, I'll Eat This For The Next Three Days"
>>698843331
The poor lighting and shadows cascading over that pickle and cheese sandwich really accentuates that sad and lonely feeling
>>698844559
I would buy that book
I made this for my family.
Teriyaki chicken and rice tacos!
>>698844524
Looks bretty gud anon, are you 4 yrs old? Cause those things are too fuckingg small
>>698844689
Youre not quite getting the point of this thread, friend.
>>698843331
Been there, sad times
>>698844524
Looks damn tasty
>>698844808
yeah it was experimental and fucked up the beef, it shrieked to midget size... Next time I got it right.
>>698842011
Except that tastes like shit, idiot.
>>698840879
>pepsi
Wut m8?
>>698844933
Lot of butter and a grill, thats what you need for a good food...
>>698845132
that's cherry Pepsi homie
>>698845059
I know it does, but it's got all if the nutrients I need, so it'll do.
Pork chops, sauerkraut, celery, onions, garlic seared then stewed in crock pot with sour cream. Gonna go on top of some rice or noodles havent decided yet.
>>698845219
Or a smoker and some good wood
Also a rack of ribs
And marinade for 24 hours
Then smoke for 72 hours
10 of these aughtta do me.
>>698844689
Dude, I just made that last week. Except the tacos were pulled pork. Was pretty tasty
>>698845480
Are you fucking wearing chainmail
>>698845480
What the fuck is that chainmail
>>698840993
>8 Cheetos, not the good kind, the puffy kind
>hourglass bread, bologna not layered at all just flopped on it
>Shasta. Where the fuck did you get this?!
>>698845621
Kek
>>698839585
it looks just fine to me
Instead of a meal I just bought a big ass piece of meat.
Not that sad really.
>>698845480
Let's all take a moment to realize that he must be wearing knights armor
>>698845858
>cholesterol inbound
>>698845480
>sword
>chainmail
>yuengling
>>698845858
I think you're gonna fuck that up
I can tell by that fact that you didn't even spread the seasoning evenly
>>698840879
You win. I'm sorry.
>>698845858
what the hell is that seasoning?
why is it so unequally distributed?
why put seasoning on raw meat when it will burn as it cooks?
>>698845480
Funniest shit I've seen on 4Chinz for days now
>>698845892
>let's all take a moment to realize he has a mental disability
>>698845621
yeah I'm fucking autistic so I made my own chainmail. It makes me feel good to have on armor out in the world. Suck my cock if you dont like it. Or Na Zdorovie if you do.
>>698840906
That's why it's called sad ass single guy dinners. Not lovely well prepared, well adjusted man dinners.
>>698846051
looks like rosemary....and you do season meat raw
>>698844524
Looks like shit m8. It looks like you shat on your plate. Hope you gag with it, faget.
>>698846031
Didn't turn out great, but it was pretty cheap. And not a steak, so the gods will forgive me.
As for the seasoning. It really doesn't matter if you do that evenly if you're going to flip the meat and move it through the pan.
>>698846115
Jesus Christ you're embarrassing
>>698845480
Im seeing shades of ogre-hand-man in this bread
>>698841685
Nobody gives a fuck
>>698844689
Its perfect for sticking up your asshole. You loser.
> 2016
> still eating carbs
> fat guys, lol
>>698846193
yeah, but not with herbs that burn and become bitter.
>>698840831
>glack brand glack
ugh
>>698839585
I'm single and I make fucking amazing meals. You're fucking single, you don't have to deal with bullshit and a money drain. Just like.. learn to cook?
I'm also a literal faggot so maybe that's why I'm into cooking but still... it's a lot more satisfying.than microwaving 99% of the shit you put in your body.
>>698839585
tortellini and sausage not bad bro you seem like a nice guy
>>698841025
Lol been there
This thread is depressing af. Especially since I will be moving out in a couple of years and will be eating depressing dinners alone.
>>698840879
This is totally haram
>>698846115
Jesus dude.
>>698841300
Exactly, cooking is easy. just add some shit that tastes good together and you will get something great. I mixed sloppy Joe (made with garlic and onions, as well as other spices) with mac and cheese (I added some Mexican cheese to the mac and cheese) and it was great.
>>698846265
why the fuck do you have ketchup on your bannanas
>>698845354
Looks like something a pornwhore would shit after an anal scene.
>>698840889
Sorry i do not understand this picture
>>698840879
I ate hot pockets today too.
>>698846115
Post a pic of you wearing it so we can see the whole thing.
>>698846331
I'm pretty big into cooking, but not for myself. Back when I still had a girlfriend I'd spend an hour cooking every day, seeing someone else enjoy what I made is more than half the fun for me.
If I'm alone, all I care about is not being very hungry.
>>698843508
Yeh basically here's my breakfast tho
>>698841956
Put chicken alfredo in that and tell everyone that you can afford Domino's.
>>698846311
You must work in a call center
>>698846265
o lawdy
>>698844808
found the fatty
Eating sushi for 1 in a restaurant is sad as fuck. I know because i live this this post
>>698841956
What is this thing Anon ?
>>698842874
And it's good for you!
>>698842316
Anon, you have been ham-dindued..
>>698839585
Look at my MGTOW dinner. It's time you learned some self-respect.
>>698846475
uncooked hot dogs and a slice of cheese in a bowl of cereal and milk
>>698842874
Old pict
>>698846652
Looks tasty though.
>>698842783
>>698842783
så jävla gött! varma öl, kalla element och gorbys is the shit!
>>698846493
Its just a wristband dude.
>>698842874
What did you take that picture with, your asshole?
That's why you sit at the bar
>>698843331
Anon, you made the real "feel sandwich"
>>698846907
Frank Zappa lookin muhfugga
>>698846035
It was my thanksgiving dinner two years ago
>>698846907
How long did it take you to make that? Why not make a whole shirt?
>>698846844
Been there too, siberian prison for life
>>698844296
store bought pirogi and pan pizza
>>698845858
anon did u leave wax paper on bottom and gross thyme??
>>698839585
i eat tons of those but not right now, damn...
>>698840831
american right?
>>698847127
That's ramen noodles
>>698847081
if dubs anon must fashion himself a suit of finest ringmail
>>698844524
i'll never understand why people try to be fancy at home all by themselves. are you really going to eat the leaves and scoop each individual vegetable up and put it on your burger? if you aren't putting them on the burger put them in a neat pile on the side wtf.
>>698840451
What the fuck did you just say, you mother-whoring nigger?
>>698839585
You could at least cook it or bake.
>>698846876
>gött
gå och dö i en eld
>>698844238
beef that shit up
>>698846844
Ohhh in fact, this is the real cold loveless siberian "feel sandwich"
>>698847173
Thyme wasn't the best choice but most of it just fucked off into the oil. Sometimes I try shit out, this time it was thyme. Not next time though.
There was no wax paper in the vicinity.
Too early for dinner
>>698846907
You now what, you're pretty badass.
Pic related, it's you.
>>698847350
>I don't understand fun
>>698847396
Efter dig kompis
>>698841590
Mean risotto? Are you 14? Fucking throw rice in water and add diced vegetables, pour some wgite wine over it and you have a mean risotto.
When you can prepare a 3 course meal without the same ingredients then you can say you cook. Befote that it's only macaroni and risotto.
>>698844238
nazi
>>698847272
Rolling. Do it for the chan anon
>>698847081
>>698847272
The wristband only took maybe an hour to bend the wire, clip the rings, and weave the mail.
I am already trying to make a shirt/sleeve. It takes fucking forever and I work 12 hour shifts so I put it off, not wanting to spend my time off clipping and bending steel wire.
>>698846819
i think that's a homefill...
>>698845354
wrong thread, bro
>>698847235
you're retarded.
>>698847797
You are like the only OC here in months. Tell me please, why do you wear it as a wristband?
>>698842316
That'd be healthier if you ate the salad itself without the bread.
>>698847797
Do you plan on making a whole suit or just a shirt?
>>698847728
Not that anon, but you obviously know nothing about risotto.
>>698848099
just boxers
>>698847728
Making a good risotto is harder.
Anyhow, what the fuck else do you need oh gatekeeper? I make a good quiche, good tempura, ok sushi, good chili, a mean ass roti and, well, fuck, whatever else you know? There really aren't that many subcategories of dinners, granted I suck at cakes and shit.
But hell, why am I trying to impress your Gordon Ramsey ass?
>>698847797
Sheeit id pay 500$ for a homemade ringmail shirt i could actually use that shit. Being how i ride motorcycles n shit
>>698846475
The Breakfast of Champions
>>698839585
I love to cook. I cook fancy meals all the time for friends and family.
Every couple days I ask my boyfriend what he wants me to cook him for dinner.
Its either a pasta and sausage bake, or beef stroganoff hamburger helper with broccoli and onions added.
>>698847567
Salt and pepper make for an amazing steak. If you want more seasoning than that suggest fine dice garlic, cut a few slits in the meat and pack them with garlic. (will cook slightly faster than usual)
my lunch
1 can of Hormel Chili
2 cups of water
1 can of kidney beans
2 slices of American cheese
8 saltine crackers, crushed into powder, to thicken
A bunch of chili powder to give it some flavor
Microwave on high for 2 minutes.
Eat it while watching 20 year old TV shows on Netfilx and wonder how you let your life get to this
>>698848450
Ok Jamey, gtfo
>>698848184
You have to start a thread whenever you get that shit finished
>>698848288
that aint gonna help you fuck all in a motorcycle accident, dipshit
>>698847997
It is the only socially-acceptable way I can wear chainmail out in public. At worst, people will just thing I am alternative or something. At best, they'll just ignore it as an accessory, which it pretty much is. Like I said, I'm fucking autistic and it makes me feel good.
>>698848450
Oh I know, but this wasn't a steak, it was another cut so I thought I'd experiment a little.
Give me a rib eye and I'll kill anyone who comes near it with anything else than salt and pepper, and even then only a little bit.
Good, ripened steak should be tasted as is.
>>698841025
How to burn 800 calories in 30 minutes
>>698839585
Took like 20 minutes.
>>698848184
>>698848597
That dude wasnt fucking me.
I want to make a left sleeve to be worn with leather straps and buckles. If I really like it, I'll make a whole shirt. If I really like that, I'll get my forge up and running and try to make more armor. But like I said, I work a lot and am usually exhausted.
>>698847956
the fuck is that? I see kidney beans.. and capsicum? is that right out of the can? hope it tastes better than it looks
>>698847997
most of this thread is OC, whucha talkin bout
>>698848232
dunno wat is this but I would taste
>>698848625
Why? I would love to have a full ring mail top to keep my insides inside. I bet you want me to die you cager
>>698848639
That's pretty fucking wierd. Makes you feel safer or something like that?
>>698848948
You must be new here.
>>698848827
>bread and tomato salad
>>698843106
a good HP keyboard?
>>698846907
HAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Home made burger with some sweet potato fries, one of my favorites that i like to make.
>>698848377
I love to cook too, but only if I can see others eat it, that motivates me to just go that little extra mile.
My ex girlfriend was a bad cook, she only did the basics and never sweated the little extra stuff, like just adding some chives or making sure this or that is just the right amount of crispy, but that only motivated me further to make sure that if I was cooking, I was fucking cookin'
>>698848377
Maybe you can go write on your blog about it. Cunt. Read the OP before you hit post.
>>698849257
heheh, with fried eggs cut up into it with cheese melted into them and marinated chicken and franks red hot sauce over everything
>>698848513
>nobody respects your ramen and mayo and mustard and tuna
>>698849282
That looks breddy gud, I'd personally add either something sour or something like lettuce though, so that the savory doesn't become stale.
You need to cleanse that palate!
>>698849494
You mean Throw up?
>>698849543
Nvm, didn't open the thumbnail and somehow thought the tomato was sauce, proceed anon.
>>698849177
Nah. I started feeling safe when I got tall and strong. Just feels right. Idk; born in the wrong century, I guess,. I'm fucking retarded.
Btw dinner is half over. 5 more.
>>698848126
Kek
>>698849100
minced meat, crushed tomatoes, onion, bell peppers, garlic, chili spices.
i usually use half as pasta sauce and the leftovers i add a can of beans to and eat as is.
>>698849111
a proper bike suit will do a much better job.
>>698849447
doesnt sound too bad, but i'd just put the bread on the side.
>>698849259
average, one of those that comes with their pre-builts.
>>698849543
Good idea. When i make them at home i fall into the habit of not adding too much stuff. Some of the burgers you get in fast food joints is like diarrhea between two buns and impossible to eat.
>>698839585
I know some really good recipes for 1 if you want them.
>>698849233
Oh fuck off.
OC means original content. posting a photo you just took is OC. It doesn't have to be "epic thread best of 4chan reeereeereee" to be OC, fuckwad.
>>698848827
Did you take a nap during those 20 min?
Abducted by aliens?
>>698848126
winning <3
>>698849929
Personally I don't like it when I'm offered food with no balance (if I pay to be cooked for, I'm not picky otherwise). It's just the fact that without balance, all the taste starts to fade away and just leaves you feeling full in a bad way.
Of course a glass of water can be enough, but variation is key!
Gourmet top ramen
>>698850345
Dont know why its fucking upside down
>>698849699
Do you live with anyone? If so do they support you wearing chain mail when you go somewhere?
>>698850176
Nah, just waiting for everything. Cutting everything up and thinking of more things to add. I did go smoke a cigarette waiting for the eggs though
>>698850345
isnt it time for you to go to work now, aussie?
>>698848625
Svenne jävel.
>>698849901
Yeah but its not as cool
>>698850345
gourmet ramen confirmed antigravity properties
>>698850571
det vet du!
>>698844689
trader joes?
>>698850723
that black stuff, what is it? burned bread??
>>698850537
do you find that ever ruins the food for you? I smoke a lot, and when im waiting for food to cook I usually have a cig, but it sometimes kills my appetite or at least that "food-imminent hunger"
>>698849416
I did read the OP you fucking twat. Im saying that even when theres gourmet meals available to my man he just wants basic stick to your ribs quick easy meals.
Which is fine by me because it means more time for him to suck my dick before he goes to work.
This is a redneck Gyro. All local ingredients except for the flatbread.
Feral hog tenderloin peppered and braised in moscato, a broccoli tzatziki sauce, a relish of pickled red onions and cherry tomatos, and a bomb ass mornay sauce on the side made with local farmhouse cheddar.
Suck it motherfuckersss.
>>698850723
Norsk fag her.
>>698850904
bumbaclot
>>698850904
probably some kind of cake or biscuity thing knowing scandos
>>698850904
black pudding
>>698849699
Fucking gross.
Close that aspect ratio down for jewelry you god damn pleb.
>>698841003
Keked hard.
>>698850960
aw fuck, and local baby spinach.
>>698850960
>not understanding thread
>>698850932
Ehh sometimes, mostly when i havent eaten for a while though. Or if im drinking alcohol. If it does curb my appetite i just set my food aside for like 15 minutes then i get hungry again.
>>698850904
think it's made of blood
>>698850520
Yeah my woman lives in my house. She knows I'm an autist but shes a weeb so it doesnt matter. Plus we're both attractive but not social people so we're a good match. working on brew #8, pretty decent buzz goin on. I'll snap a pic once 10 arew killed.
>>698848126
Made me gag
>>698851269
I think I completely understand the thread.
Im a sad-ass lonely redneck and I have nothing better to do with my freetime than cook sexy ass food.
Fuck off with your ramen, nigra.
>>698850942
No one cares what a faggot you and your boyfriend are. Stop attention whoring.
>>698851550
It is made of blood. i think it's pig blood but i'm not sure. It's hella good tho.
>>698851086
son I work with wood and stone for a living. I dont know what a fucking aspect ratio is.
>>698851086
And I'd hardly call chainmail "jewelry" ya fucking kike.
>>698849100
It's chili you idiot..
>>698851602
Dont people make comments about it?
>>698852003
>I don't know what aspect ratio is
Color me fucking surprised.
>>698841757
I know some recipes you can make for about 37p and they're good.
>>698852185
Leave him alone he already admitted to be retarted.
>>698852117
Almost never. Maybe once a yaer in the 10+ years I have worn a chainmail wristband. Almost always a sperglord who walks up and goes "I like your chainmail" withoutm aking eye contact.
>>698852185
I bet that aspect ratio helps you big time making a life for yourself. I always hear how women are flocking to men who kno wtheir way around aspect ratios.
Suck my fat cock, faggot.
>>698851864
You mean you're a sad-ass lonely redneck with nothing better to do than try to 1-up a thread that is clearly a 1-downing competition
>>698852473
Do you wear it everyday? How many have you made? Is it just the one and you have been wearing it ever since?
Eating this now
>>698852068
You're wearing it on your wrist. What do you call it?
>>698852185
pointless shitposting, take your high horse somewhere else
Try this on for size
>>698852607
I do make a comfortable living making jewelry and chainmail shirts.
>>698852618
So if I posted a bottle of jack and said HURHUR my dinner like that asshole wearing chainmail i would be doing it right?
>>698852826
frozen wut-exactly in milk?
>>698852826
is that pickled gherkins in milk?
>>698852959
duk dik
>>698852826
Pickles and milk?
>>698853048
Yee
>>698852628
No my first was in elementary school and I made it out of solder because it was easy to bend. I upgraded regularly over the years; copper, aluminium, steel from wire hangers, etc.
Now its 10ga galvanized steel. This last one I have been wearing for 2 years, I think. Yeah, I always wear it unless I am painting, doing drywall, or getting my fuck on.
>>698852699
your mom's cock ring.
>>698852847
Jew.
