How insane are you?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How insane are you?
gib link to test
>>698832952
can't post it, says it thinks it's spam
very strange
http://www.4degree
z.com/mis
c/personality_dis
order_test.mv?s
tat=1
faggot
Welp.
>>698833082
that goes to results fag, link the beginning of the test
OP you fail
post the god damned link
>>698834372
>http://www.4degree
>z.com
Are you literally too stupid to jump back to the main page ?
Fucking link, please
>>698834780
http://www.4degreez com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
FFS
As expected
>>698835149
Don't forget your 5 hrs of Accounting on tuesday
>>698832530
>>698835151
Wow thats edgy main
Here's mine :/
>>698835555
witnessed
also your results suggest you are a very unstable person
I don't think so, this is nonsense.
>>698835555
nice quads
and lol at all you fucking autists
>>698835660
>I don't think so, this is nonsense.
Typical behaviour of a narcissist
>>698835846
ehhhh
>>698835653
I am quite unstable, but I'm working on it.
Well fuck
Not one of them is really antisocial.
Well then....
any advise?
>>698836364
Top fucking kek
>>698836381
That's because 4chan is swarmed with normies.
not as insane as i thought
>>698836401
an hero
>>698836550
Yeah maybe in a few years ;(
am I just a normie?
cool
Well.... I'm fucked up in the head
>>698836652
me too, anon :/
>>698836762
stop posting your facebook tabs anon
>2016
>>698836550
i don't know why paranoid is so high... like i don't trust people but its not like every person i see i instantly think he wants to do something bad to me..
>>698836865
Oh shit... Totally forgot I had facebook open. Cheers for the heads up anon
>>698832530
lol, every one of you retards got "moderate" for anti-social
My ex's. I don't know how a self-analysis could be any kind of objective. She would never have answered most of these questions honestly.
>>698837481
You sure you're not schizofrenic?
I might have a problem
well this turned out worse than expected
is this even worth it ?
Niggers
Hmm
Ironically I don't think these kind of questions can properly test someone, a lot of them were pretty restrictive with the "and clauses" e.g. asking if you felt inadequacy AND helplessness, what if its someone like myself who doesn't really "feel" anything and they can comprehend their inadequacies and accepted it, so they don't feel helpless.
The tests don't work for people who lack emotion and are objective, its gonna work well for "soft" people and moral fags though
Quite the average
>>698838239
true
I chose "no" on a few questions because of the "and xyz" or "because xyz" crap
wtf is schizoid?
>>698838520
>wtf is schizoid?
>wtf is google?
>>698838608
come on dude i was already typing here and im lazy
>>698838733
Right click copy
Right click paste
>>698838733
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=schizoid
>>698838733
well you sure are schizoid
>>698838959
o shit thanks dude
>>698839009
i dont think schizoid is an adjective get it together man
>>698839124
it is
Gess who s normal...
>>698838608
kek'd
Cool
Idon't know if it's acurate
>>698839214
ah man i fucked up
Please kill me.
>>698839551
nah man you got this in the bag. Youll be happy one day
Meh
>>698839685
No, I won't. I don't want to be happy. My family is already trying to force it upon me and I don't want it. I just want to fucking die.
>>698832530
Well who cares.
My psychiatrist always told me i was normal.
Then i stopped going there coz he was a cunt.
>>698839745
why dont you want to be happy? Just go out there and live life and happiness will find you
>>698839910
Because I don't deserve to be happy. I don't deserve to live, and I'll never be happy until I die.
Hmm
>>698839971
Man wtf everyone deserves tobe happy. everyone has some good in them
>>698838520
>Wtf is "more info"?
>>698840082
I don't believe that. Most people don't deserve to live, and I'm one of them.
>>698832530
I'm guessing quite a bit... welp
>>698840157
what makes you think a lot of people dont deserve to live
>>698840309
Lack of serotonin in the striatum
>>698840163
I feel the test isn't very accurate due to there only being yes and no options
>>698840157
pretty edgy m80
>>698840309
Because they're worthless. Humans are disgusting creatures. Civilization has caused the deterioration of our minds and body, and has caused destruction to this planet.
Well that's like looking at my HS transcript again. Thanks dick.
>>698840157
Then why are you here? The more you say that, the less it becomes more about you wanting to die and more about wanting attention.
Here's your ultimatum: Either you want to live or you want to die, there is no in-between. Either quit being a pussy get off 4chan and kill yourself already, or be happy.
Choosing anything else and you're just attention-seeking you faggot.
>>698840422
do you have any evidence to support this claim outside of observation
Well
>>698840473
yes, but im here to fix that
>>698840464
I was very thorough and thought out the questions and nearly all of them I was able to put into a definite Yes or No
>>698840157
Nothing "deserves to live" you stupid porch monkey.
>>698840519
Listen you fucking cunt, I'm not the one that started this. I made a sarcastic remark about wanting to die, not expecting anyone to reply to me. I'm not wanting attention at all, I'm just speaking my mind.
>>698832530
Fug...
I have never been diagnosed with anything, but i am never at the doctors so i suppose the couldn't have either way
>>698840656
You can't, just like everyone else. Now leave me alone.
>>698840686
So why don't we just kill everyone then?
>>698840804
Nothing deserves to die
>>698840737
>being on the internet
>trying to make sarcastic remarks through fucking text
You're either retarded or contradicting yourself because you're still seeking attention.
>>698840957
All humans deserve to die for the destruction of themselves and everything around then.
>>698840642
well im pretty sure life's the only thing any of us are going to experience so you might as well try to have a good time with it
>>698840990
Then stop fucking giving me attention, fucktard.
its ok i guess
>>698841017
oh and the annunaki are innocent?
>>698841122
Yes. If you're okay with what we've done, then you should kill yourself.
sry idk how to crop. Yes my name is sam.
>>698841211
Im going to kill myself for other reasons
>>698841017
Beavers too, those destructive motherfuckers. And lice. And bacteria. And Fungus. And Protzoa. Etc etc.
>>698841288
Good. That'll be your only contribution to this pathetic human existence.
man this threads a disaster
>>698841341
That reasoning is ridiculous because none of those creatures are capable of destroying things on the scale of humanity.
>>698840163
>>698841241
Me too. WOO Sams are weird!
>>698841344
When will you an hero?
>>698835731
>>698836669
Would share a drink with
>>698841048
>I'm going to throw his statement right back at him
You know you need to be over 18 to use this site, right?
>>698841400
Earth then. It's killed more than anything else.
>>698840804
well, while I do believe that humanity will destroy itself before we learn how to convert the damages we've done to the earth. I dont believe that gives you reason to not be a happy person and enjoy your one life
>>698841400
time is the great destroyer.
I mean...
>>698832530
>>698841436
Depends. I'm either going to use my dad's shotgun or get hit by a train. I want to guarantee my death since I'm sure I'd fail if I tried anything else, just like everything else in life. However, I don't know when the train near me comes, and I don't know where my dad's shotgun shells are.
i am disappointed in myself
Here
>>698832530
Question one:
>What sex are you?
Triggered.
>>698841288
there's is a strict no killing yourself policy while im in this thread bare with me Ill restore your faith
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | Moderate
Schizoid | Low
Schizotypal | Moderate
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | Very High
Histrionic | Low
Narcissistic | Low
Avoidant | Very High
Dependent | Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive | Low
>>698841433
Have you ever been diagnosed with anything?
I've been diagnosed with BPD, bipolar II and panic disorder.
>>698841526
I don't enjoy anything in life, and I never will. I guess you don't understand so I'll tell you: I'm not like everyone else. I don't claim to be a special snowflake, but I will never be happy because I'm too fucked in the head. I don't deserve to be happy because I'm incapable of achieving it.
How about a depression test anons?
http://www.depressedtest.com
>>698841903
ayy a healthy human being
>>698841812
I don't go to doctors or anything like that.
Whats this bullshit
>MFW I'm not an edge-lord and a completely normal person
>>698841840
idk im pretty sure humans can do anyhting they put their minds to. i believe in you anon if that helps at all
not too bad I guess
>>698841918
>>698841918
My scores, should I end it all anon?
>>698841948
I only went after I nearly strangled my ex. she agreed that she'd stay with me if I went to a psychiatrist. I used to be on lamictal but I stopped taking it.
>>698842185
It doesn't help. I told you, I don't want anything except to die.
>>698842197
plz see>>698841705
>>698832530
>filename
>>698842295
Wow. You should definitely see a psychiatrist.
>>698842231
I grew up in the hood, so it's pretty engraved mentally that no matter what you do if there is no witness there was no deed, and don't tell anybody anything unless you trust them.
>>698842237
hmmm please go more into detail about how you feel you incapable of achieving happiness. in the meantime I will compose my thoughts on happiness then I will leave you be if you wish
>>698842468
>in the hood
Shit doesn't sound like me.
Might as well.
>>698842468
>>698842542
Yes, not a nignog though as if "in the hood" was not apparent ehough
welp
>>698842488
It's obvious; I'm too fucked in the head for it to ever happen. I've been severely depressed since I was 5, and I had shitty parents, and lived in a shitty area around shitty people. It fucked up my mind in many ways, and now I'm physically incapable of happiness. I've tried for 14 years, and I've never been happy. And I never will be because my brain physically won't allow me.
>Major depression
>Very high
Well fuck me :||
>>698842468
I can't really assign the roots of my behaviors to any specific event in my past. I think I'm just mentally deficient, in that my behaviors are an inherent part of me and not something I've learned. I had a relatively normal childhood except for the fact that I was bullied a lot (at one point I went to the hospital after someone threw a brick at my head in elementary school.) and my parents were very busy and mostly absent (my father is a surgeon and my my mother sells commercial real estate. I rarely ever saw them.)
scored normally I guess
>>698841918
>>698841977
Yet another bullshit
what
>>698842830
I have a question about your father being a suregon justone moment please
Filename
>>698842978
yep?
>>698842923
2/2 anon. Maybe you are lying to yourself.
>>698842830
Haha holy shit there was a brick fight at my school in 4th grade! Like 6 or 7 kids went to the hospital and a bunch to the nurse's office
(sam btw)
>>698832530
I am trans, no matter what you guys score I am more mentally ill.
Fucking christ...
Honestly expected something like this. Ive always been a parnaoid fuck. Help me plz
Hmm interesting
>>698843057
I would've known if I were to be a mentally broken fag, I'm one of the most mentally-reliable people I know
Weird. Every thing about schizoid is right except that I don't have difficulty in social situations I just tend to avoid them. I am very charismatic.
The more weed I was smoking the worse it was getting. I wish I was lying. There was a time I was close to believe I can communicate with people using thoughts only. I swear there was something on it. I was trying to steal my friend's gf at the festival using context game coz we are into each other. I infected a lot of people with it after a while because they sensed it. Then around 20 people started insulting me using my way of communication while I was hidden in my tent. I started talking to them in my head and they were reacting. Example - they were calling me names and provoking me, saying "what are you going to do?" and I thought "I will smear shit in your faces" and they suddenly got quiet and one said "look how clever he got". A coincidence?
>>698843276
Jesus christ, I look normal compared to you
>>698843142
I don't really remember the brick incident too well. this was in like 1999 lol. I was 8.
I've taken this test before and got different results, particularly very high results for bipolar and cyclothymia. This is me by the way.
>>698839551
My results
>>698842743
I too had shitty parents and a shitty childhood and ive struggled with depression a lot too. But, I think a lot of it has to do with the attitude you give off. If just sulk in your own self misery and never move on past the depressing stuff life's gonna suck. But if you put it behind you and move throuhg life with ambition and optimism I feel that happiness comes much more easily. The last part about 'my brain wont physically let me' sounds like some self diagnosed bs that you let yourself use as an excuse
>>698843368
Thats exactly how mad people see themselves.
I want to be appreciated and in a relationship, but I try to avoid people.
r8 me.
>>698843276
How can I help?
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | High
Schizoid | Low
Schizotypal | Moderate
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | Moderate
Histrionic | High
Narcissistic | High
Avoidant | Low
Dependent | Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive | Moderate
Not to bad i guess.
>>698843417
I remember mine, they were building a wall around part of the playground and at recess they took a break, and one kid got pissed and picked up a loose brick and started wailing on a kid. Eventually there were like 20 kids or so chasing eachother with bricks and at least another 20 kids just fistfighting.
>>698843463
No, you still don't get it. Every time I've ever tried to be happy, I may feel okay for a moment, then a voice reminds me of it, and I slip back into depression. It physically doesn't allow me to be happy.
>>698843528
Will not take the b8 m8
>>698843530
stop avoiding people, jeezus crists.
>>698843034
I want to be a surgeon but Im afraid that I wont be able to take an active part in ym kids lives(go to every soccer, dance recital, exc.) do you think there is a high chance of this happening? I very much do not want my kids to feel neglected and thouhgt if my wife was a stay at home mom that they would turn out okay, I would like your thouhgts on this as well
>>698843691
Thats exactly what a crazy person would say
Personality disorder is a bitch. But, there is hope for a normal life. Just study some people, analyze what they do in certain situations, then make a character. The more you play it, the more comfortable you'll be with it. When they say be who you want to be, its just about that simple. you have to be able to recognize when shit changes in your head, so you can adjust accordingly.
>>698841903
>Answered "No" for everything
There's always a catch
>>698843696
I should stop, you're right. Highschool was shit for me. Everyone I knew used me for projects then treated me like dirt, when I thought I was their friend. Whenever I open my life up to someone, they make fun of me for it, I don't want people to know me.
>>698843559
Do you have a bullet? Im too far gone tbh. At least all i do is weld and dream about trucks and shit. Im just bad with people and all i want is a meaningful relationship.
>>698843647
man just tell that voice to go fuck itself and move on its all in YOUR head. YOU control YOUR brain. You can be happy.
Im moderate
Seems about right
>>698843989
Stop being overly optimistic. I'm fucking tired of people telling me that I can be happy. I don't want to be happy, just leave me the fuck alone. I should have stayed out of this thread.
>>698832530
At least I'm not egoistic
>>698843871
>Thats exactly what a crazy person would say
No THATS exactly what a crazy person would say
>>698843605
I was taking this test 3 times over the period of 2 years. Each time I was trying to be as honest as possible and it was getting worse and worse. Now I'm paranoid as fuck, avoid everything that may cause any stress, sex in the first place, while I continue to fap high as fuck to worse and worse shit. I have to play 4 videos at once now to entertain myself enough. Kill me.
>>698843965
I believe trail an error is the answer to your problems. try not to get too caught up on anyone and i know rejection is painful but just take a moment of courage or imagine the happiness of a meaningful relationship
Well shit
>>698844118
man you want to be happy deep down. thats why you came to this thread. thats why you keep replying
>>698844180
Stop smoking weed. Drink alcohol instead.
... jeez louise, I need help.
>>698844283
No, I want to fucking die. That's the only way I could possibly be happy. If you can't give me that, then fuck off.
didnt expect that
>>698844180
fapping is not a healthy emotional release seek another
Huh
Would've never guessed
I guess I'm pretty normal
>>698844358
I do not agree but I will leave you alone now
The Bipolar and the shit right below are kinda stupid. It says something with getting low sleep time but in my Test I answered with Im getting enough sleep. So those two are kinda to high but I guess its still "OK"
can't say im surprised
>>698832530
Welp, that's neat.
>>698843838
My dad is a very busy guy. He wasn't able to attend a lot of family events (never once went to one of my soccer practices, missed when I competed in a state-wide geography bee, etc) but he also worked at a very prominent and busy hospital (Johns hopkins). He's in a very intensive field of surgery too (cardiothoracic surgery, specifically he's a cardiovascular surgeon.) I would weigh where you want to work and what type of surgery you want to specialize in very heavily when you decide if you'd like to be a surgeon or not. It also matters how actively you participate in your child's life when you have the opportunity to. I think if you make the best of the small snippets of family time you'll have then your kid will be fine.
>>698844118
nice one lol
>>698844283
good reply
>>698844358
then why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>698844418
I just can't, I've been out of the game for too long and I promised myself I will not have sex until I fix myself.
Idk i feel like this might be right in some degree
Tired to make a screencap so...
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | Low
Schizoid | Moderate
Schizotypal | High
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | Moderate
Histrionic | Moderate
Narcissistic | High
Avoidant | Very High
Dependent | High
Obsessive-Compulsive | High
>>698844565
I've already been over this.
>>698841602
>>698844327
Fucking hell we have ourselves a school shooter.
>>698844512
I feel you brother...
>>698844208
Ive been trying to convince myself to text my ex again. She broke up with me 10 months ago, i was saving up to buy an engagementring when she broke up with me. I went through all the money i had saved and just bought alcohol and shit and ive been kinda lost. I dated her 5 years she had been my best friend since 7th grade and im almost 20. She was my whole world and when i lost her i just drank heavily and did anything to forget her. But shes still all i think about every day but i cant force myself to text her for fear of being rejected by my only reason to live. Ive had thoughts of suicide everyday since i lost her and its only getting worse
worse than i excpeted
>>698843919
open up to people similar to you, ones that can understand you. And remember when you open up talk about your real feelings, don't be afraid of that. I started doing it and I was surprised how people changed their approach when they realized I'm not acting at all and that I'm not afraid of showing my weaknesses while I remain kind of confident. Source of my confidence is not giving a fuck about anything anymore so I don't know if that will work for you my friend.
>>698835731
>>698841446
>>698836669
>>698844490
mostly like this, but ocd high-very high
I am Sociopath, but this test is shit.
>>698844853
GET OUT NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>698832530
Sounds about right
>>698844668
if you really wanted too you would jump from a veeery tall building. It also gives you 100% certainty. Now shut the fuck up and google telephone numbers for therapists in your area.
Well
>>698845054
I've already been suggested that before in another thread. There are no tall buildings near me. I live out in the country.
>>698844545
Thank you for this information. I already know what type of surgeon I want to be(pediatric) but I do not know how busy they are. I tried to call my locale hospital and ask but the nurses blew me off, do you know anything about how busy pediatric surgeons are?
i guess it could've been worse
>>698845115
not the same anon you're replying to, but why don't you shoot up a dog kennel? Nobodys done that yet.
meh
>>698832530
You are all idiot's.
>>69883
5731
>>698836669
>>698841446
Only these guy seems to be normal
> What sex are you?
The 1st question in the test probably triggered 90% of /b/
>>698845162
I have no idea, sorry.
>>698844853
Whats considered a normal or mentally stable persons results?
>>698844565
using fapping as your stress relief but not having sex until you fix yourslef sounds like the worst idea ever. Either find another stress relief or go fuck somebody(hookers myb cause you've been out of the game but wrap it).
>>698845280
low in all the things I'd guess
Still a lot of bullshits, as always I suppose.
>>698843384
What are you rambling about
>>698845214
>Dependent = Low
Does that mean you're independent or dependent?
>>698832530
Bullshit test. Over generalised . Diagnoses nothing except low self esteem. Poss depression anxiety.
Most normal guy on /b
Why am I even here
>>698844898
That kinda helps, thanks anon.
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | High
Schizoid | Moderate
Schizotypal | Moderate
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | High
Histrionic | Moderate
Narcissistic | Very High
Avoidant | Low
Dependent | Low
Obsessive-Compulsive | Moderate
>>At least I'm not a nigger.
>>698845280
Probably "low" or "moderate" on every line.
Moderate is a normal trait.
High/Very High is a medical condition.
I'm not crazy.
>>698844870
man im pretty hung up on a girl too. the best advice I can give is to go meet some new people find a new girl try to get over her. I dont know if the pain of losing her will ever go away but I'm positive that there's another girl out there who can make you happy. Also try not to drink too much that shit is only helpful in the beginning, after a while it does more harm than good
hm, accurate except for the last one
>>698845483
If evreything is low, I wonder what you are hiding from yourself.
O
>>698845375
Independent
>>698841241
You may not be antisocial, but for some reason i doubt people will be social with you
>>698845115
and do you know where the nearest train station is? Just go to some big city, make it the last trip in your life, find some building and jump.
I was just trying to prove my point that you don't want to kill yourself. You just like to think about it because you can't find any other way out and it soothes you.
>>698845614
that's also what I think. Lows everywhere means you probably lied, or you're a fucking saint.
>>698845197
Because I love animals. I guess this is pretty irrelevant, but I'm bored and have nothing else to do. I'm a zoophile. I don't just want to fuck animals like everyone seems to think, I mean I truly love them. But I don't like humans, especially because of all they've done to animals and this planet. I'm not some vegan fucktard, but I would never hurt an animal because they don't deserve it. I wouldn't hurt a human either because I'm not the one to judge them. I just don't care about humans. I dislike humanity as a whole, but some humans are okay. So I wouldn't kill them because they may be okay, and I couldn't possibly know that if I shoot up a school or something. But certain individuals whom I know enough about, yes I would kill without hesitation. Basically, I'm more likely to become a serial killer than a school shooter because I'm more aware of the consequences.
>>698843919
man highschool is only fun for retards. Try to move on and start a new chapter of your life with new people who genuinely care about you. I know they'll probably be hard to find but it'll be worth the effort
>>698845660
I tend to be very terse and dry in conversations. Makes it pretty hard for others to talk to me but idk how to stop it =/. I'm asocial, not antisocial. I don't hurt people for my own pleasure or exploit others for personal gain. I just don't like people.
>>698845580
>>698845743
Then I'm MR Fucking honesty.
i swear i was being honest
what do i do?
am i fucked up in the head?
>>698845197
kek
>>698844077
Hell yeah, bro, we almost have the same results.
>>698845214
>>698845722
I have no idea where there's a train station around me, and I have no idea when the train comes. I just know that there are tracks near me, about half a mile. And yes, I truly want to die.
>>698845743
I didn't lied though, I just found myself putting "no" alot
Neat, I just got off of my psych rotation, so I dealt with a lot of these people.
You don't have a personality disorder unless it's causing you some actual problems. If you're a totally functional person who sees some of yourself in these definitions, it's not a disorder. That would be called "x traits" where x is whatever you're identifying with.
Schizoid people are basically loners and they're fine with it. They don't seek relationships, they don't want them. They prefer being by themselves at practically all times. This is not related to schizophrenia.
Schizotypal people are basically weirdos who believe in lots of magical things. There is a genetic link between this personality disorder and schizophrenia.
Antisocial does not mean "not social," it is closer to meaning "against society." Antisocial PD is basically the psychiatric definition of a criminal who sees no problem with disrespecting others' rights.
Borderline is a PD characterized by splitting - people are either all good or all bad. These people don't hold moderate or neutral opinions on others, are very extreme, and can flip on you quickly.
Histrionic is someone who likes to draw a lot of attention to themselves. This is more often found in women. These people seek the spotlight at all times and will do almost anything for it.
Narcissistic is someone who feels very entitled to the best. They view their own needs as greater than others needs.
Avoidant is different than schizoid in that these people actually do want relationships but are so scared of rejection that they don't ever seek them out.
Dependent is someone who is very clingy despite adverse circumstances. Think of a girl in an abusive relationship.
Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (different than OCD) is someone who is very particular in the way that things are organized, in the way that things are done, and in their routines. They are perfectionists.
>>698845246
it's okay man thanks for your time
>>698832530
yikes
>>698845959
You're welcome. Glad I could help.
>>698845928
>never used a train but his dad owns a shotgun
troll detected.
>>698845906
Cmon kid, have you seen other results, you're fine.
Fuck this test man
All I see from my result is "You're a piece of shit"
>>698845933
Then welcome to the asylum that's /b/. Would you want to be our new doctor ? The former one cut his wrists with a rusted spork.
Rip me
>>698846105
What? The fuck does that even mean? That doesn't make any sense.
>>698846135
We'd get along great. I'm >>698841241
>>698845939
Helped a lot. Thanks anon.
>>698836762
>David Kyle
is that your butt buddy you fucking faggot?
>>698845600
Ive tried man but no girl wants me. Im blue collar going to welding school right now ill make decent money when i get out but that wont change the fact im still a fat sack of crap. Shes the only girl who has ever given me a chance and it was her longest relationship. When i get my job ill be working 12 hour shifts in the sun all day so i should solve that problem quickly but still. Ill have to rely on money to make me seem better which i dont like.
