Fuck it last thread I made was a dud. Dubs decide what I say next.
>>698830449
because i want to fuck you you dumb slut
>>698830951
This.
Bump
>>698830951
Rolling for this
>>698830951
Bump, just do it regardless to get the thread rolling op.
Because i m gay
>>698830449
Why not? Whats the worst that could happen?
>>698831555
kek trips
>>698831555
Triprar
>>698831555
And you have spoken
Because you want to, bitch.
Btw, your dick is ugly OP
Because I'm tired of my dog ass
>>698832150
Followed by this
>>698830449
say: "i wanna smell your feet as i jack off myself"
Haha sorry I'm just joking around is all... How have you been?
>>698831949
Still bigger than yours faggot
"shit on my chest as i cum all over myself"
I am your father
>>698832253
Come on guys I really want to fuck with her.
>>698832253
I´m Dan
>>698832253
Im the cook
Send her this.
cant upload gif here bc it's too large so I had to use imgur:
http://i.imgur.com/XKHOu3Z.gifv
Cassandra, Every since I first saw you, I was in love. I want to spend every waking moment with you in my arms. Would you care to go out to dinner with me? Perhaps afterwards we can walk along the beach and talk of memories past. Cunt...
>>698832700
you're now Dan
I'm sorry I accidentally send these things to the wrong person, I meant to send them to a friend of mine as a joke. My apologies. How are you?
>>698832811
Winrar
You compel me to blow goats cassandra... always know that....
>>698832853
>cunt....
Rolling for this
Lmfao she doesn't think it's me
>>698832700
>>698832811
winrars
>>698832550
Literal 3/10 dick my dude
>>698833033
kek
Who's Brandon? Some kind of faggot?
>>698833130
Roll
>>698832853
Roll
>>698832811
Lol joe
>>698832451
Roll
Do you like my dick?
>>698832853
rollllllllllll
Cassandra, its me Brandon.. I want you to fart in my ear.
Quints inbound
>>698832853
Roll, but say you sent messages to the wrong person first
>>698832853
God roll
>>698832853
>http://i.imgur.com/XKHOu3Z.gifv
Rollerino
>>698833388
Dubstipsdubs!!!
>>698830449
Come here and lick Brandons shit off my dick bitch
>>698832853
roll
OP deliver
>>698832853
OP JUST DO THIS ANYWAYS FFS
>>698833683
you seem mellow
>>698833683
he did fag
And then you can wear a strap-on and penetrate my my anus.
>>698833033
jej
OP is Dan
>>698833611
She probably blocked your # by now.
If this is dubs though send her a picture of you asshole
please suck on my nipples while i finger my ass
She's too calm
>>698833789
Reroll for asshole pic
>>698833819
you're in
Well, You've seen my erect penis. I think its time I get to know you more.... Tits or gtfo
I have a scat fetish I want you to take a shit without wiping so I can eat what's leftover while I rim you, let me be your toilet paper baby
How's your relationship with your Dad?
>>698833819
send pic related
this is your face now, Dan
But I know you. I know you very well.
Do you really not recognize me? Cunt..
It doesn't matter, I still want to destroy you
>>698833819
post pics of the grill so we know who we're dealing with
>>698833933
ayy
please stick ur finger in my peehole
Its me brandon
>>698833955
Winrar
We might not know each other, but I do know you. I know you a lot.
would you like to join me and smoke weed?
Send spread asshole with a Lego in your ass
>>698834000
dear god
>>698833933
>>698833944
>>698833955
tree winrars
>>698834000
Trips
>>698833934
Tell her
"Just kidding its brandon. Did you like my weener?"
>>698833933
>>698833944
>>698833955
>>698834000
What a combo
>>698834041
rolling for this
nice mutilated north american penis.
>>698833955
>>698833944
>>698833933
Fuck all of these
This
>>698833748
Roll for this
>>698833934
My last name? BigDick
>>698834041
roll
>>698833955
>>698832853
Fucking Cunt...
I love it when you pretend not to know me, it's such a turn on. I'm on my way now we role play that rape fantasy that you love to talk about
suck my knob knob dry.. just like you did your dad
Do you like the scars on my dick ?
>>698834108
It's dubs so op must deliver
>>698834210
Roll
>>698834211
Bingo
>>698834211
WINRAR!!!
>>698833934
my last name is ivanafuk
>>698834211
shiet
will you dress up like this for me???????
>>698833934
Clinton.
>>698834210
Roll
My real name is Dan Pablo Diego Josè Franciso de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de los Remedlos Cipriano de la Santistima Trinidad Rulz y Picasso but you can call me anytime
>>698834277
Fuck I wasted my dubs
>>698834136
Nono
Bigdicklyhumongous
Tell her you service hoes in different area codes.
>>698834288
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>698834279
>>fracking
>>698834288
Winrar
>>698834210
Rolling
>>698834288
What the fuck is that pesky thing kill it before it lays eggs
>>698834288
winrar!
>>698834288
I shit my pants and spewed upon clicking on that pic. Thanks anon
>>698834288
I threw up a little bit
Rolling to send a pic of your asshole
>>698830449
The face that you texted that to Cassandra the FBSM therapist in santa rosa ca makes you a man
You fucking cunt. Why won't you accept that I just want you to peg me with a fucking cactus? And my last name is Ivanafuk.
>>698834288
Thread is kill....
>>698834444
>>698834444
OH GOD WHY? WASTE OF QUADS.
>>698834444
Amazing
>>698834444
Quadsss op deliver
>>698834288
There is no way she'll respond to this.
(Roll for butthole pic)
>>698834210
Rollerino
>>698834444
>>698834288
DO IT OP
>>698834444
>>698834455
wasted.
>>698834288
jesus fuck this is some good shit
>>698834210
Roll
>>698834663
this kills the convo
>>698834599
Butthole here we come
Shit sorry wrong pic
YOU FUCKING CUNT STOP PLAYING GAMES AND FUCKING LISTEN FOR ONCE, I'LL BE IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE IN A FEW MINUTES AND YOU BETTER FUCKING HAVE THAT CONDOM RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING RETARD ILL HAVE YOU CHOKE ON MY DICK AND THEN ILL PENETRATE YOU SO HARD IT WILL RIP YOU IN TWO YOU BETTER FUCKING PREPARE YOU CANCEROUS FUCK
Post your asshole op
>>698834679
I do apologise anon.
OP tell her you want to take a shit on her chest, then watch her eat it
>>698834000
You know op.
I dont see this sent to her and its trips.
Are you being a fag?
>>698834663
>>698834663
Would you like to see my big meaty claws?
>>698834759
rolling to save the convo
>>698834210
Rolling
>>698834800
lmao
>>698834663
Holy fuck that poor girl
Roll : "Answer me bitch. I know where you live, I will kill you"
wtf is wrong with your dick bro. ?
>>698833927
Roll
>>698834800
DO IT OP
>>698834800
Winrar
>>698834877
kek winrar
>>698834762
Roll
>>698834759
roll
>>698834875
I think he has a skin bridge thing like I do
>>698834762
Rollerino
>>698834980
can you get it removed? or is it better to leave it?
>>698834663
>Please respond
I'm actually a nigger but I have vitiligo :(
>>698834663
Roll
>>698835053
roll
>>698834980
>Your typical circumcisions
>(((Americans))) will defend this
>>698835047
I had it removed. I just ripped it off my dick basically. It hurt at the time but it healed after a week or so.
>>698834663
killed it
>>698834980
>>698835055
winrar!
>>698834980
You gotta cross the foreskin bridge to get to the pussy tunnle
>>698834762
Roooollllll
>>698834980
ever ask a chick to blow under the bridge to see if it makes a farting sound? i would.
on topic: pls respond
>>698835147
Kek roll
>>698835184
thread stopped being funny a while ago
>>698835147
Roll
>>698835047
I'm sure I could but since it doesn't really cause any problems for me I'd rather not spend god knows how much on surgery
>>698834762
roll
>>698832811
>http://i.imgur.com/XKHOu3Z.gifv
Story behind this? Actually interested
>>698834762
Rell
>>698835256
>>698835184
Op confirmed for gorgeous butthole. Kik?
>>698834858
Roll for this
>>698835184
You sir, are a not a faggot
>>698835333
Trips
>>698835313
do you know Radiohead?
>>698835313
It's a vignette for Radiohead's song Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief.
almost there ;)
>>698835223
No but next girlfriend I get I'll ask her to try cuz that sounds really amusing and now I'm kind of curious how that works too.
>>698835421
A music video or?
>>698835391
A little bit. Not too familiar with them though
>>698835333
Winrar
"I know where you live. You'll soon be dead"
its just a prank bro
>>698835539
Roll for that
>>698835132
no man thats not from being circ'd thats from having a cock like this
>>698835539
roll
>>698834000
>>698834000
>>698834000
>>698834000
Never sent to her.
Just super saiyan
Now would be a nice time to send it.
Op deliver
>>698835543
Roll
>>698835600
Winrar !
>>698834762
I think she blocked me guys
>>698835539
Don't be a fucking idiot OP you'll get arrested
>>698835610
Yes
>>698835645
aw shit
It's getting so hard not to pull over and rub one out on the side of the road while I drive to your house but the wait will be worth it
see you soon babe ;)
>>698835539
rooling
>>698835503
Kind of. It's a video meant to go with a very short snippet of the song.
>>698835645
Kek
>>698835539
reroll
>>698835602
>thats from having a cock like this
>which is the reason of getting circ'd
>and bad circ lets u with >>698834980
It's just a prank dumb whore.. it's me Brandon!! I never will fuck you, not before you send me pics of your tits, cunt and spread asshole, in that particular order
>>698834279
b-battlestar
>>698835602
Nope, that bridge is a circ failure
>>698835854
r o l l
>>698835853
yup
You must think your so special for rejecting me. I'll teach you a lesson you won't ever forget. I deserve your pussy and you couldn't possibly stop me if you wanted to. I'll have you begging for more before I finally slit your throat.
>>698836037
Reroll
>>698835360
All I want to do is cut you up...(send)
(Next message)
I mean meet up sorry auto correct, we should defonatly hang out alone some time
>>698835854
roll
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
>>698835970
bro its from a circ failure as an adult or teen from having that fucked up disorder not having a circ as an infant or going uncirc as an adult.. most likely because mum didnt clean it
>>698836170
Roll
>>698836037
Rerollin
>>698835602
Had a cock like this when i was just a kid
Went to the medic and he just pulled my foreskin really hard ( basically brute force )
Felt pain for 5 seconds and after that everything was ok
I now have a beautiful natural unmutilated cock
Circumcision has no reason to exist unless REALLY needed
>>698834980 is proff that u should never circ unless for some serious medical reason
>>698836037
I'll get it one of these tries.
>>698836249
Rolly
Fuck guys another person messaged me. it's her Dad.
>>698836037
Rolling to get op arrested
>>698833789
Blocked his hashtag?
>>698836355
SHIIIEEEETT
>>698836355
send him dicpic
>>698836355
HAHAHAHAHHAHA YOURE FUCKED
>>698836355
Screenshot what he sent op
>>698836355
>>698836511
WINRARRRRRRR
>>698836596
this
>>698836445
>Millennials think this is actually called a hashtag
>Not know the pound symbol is shorthand for the word number
>>698836355
Pics or didnt happen
>>698836596
this
>>698836445
MUST be underage
MODS Ban this faggot immediately
>>698836648
>Taking the bait this hard
>>698836037
Rolling to replace this with "your daughter" and to send it to her dad
>>698836445
thats it im killing myself.
Fuck this place cant watch the world anymore
>>698836743
o rly? cunt
>>698836355
Send him a pic of your nipples.
>>698836648
>>698836743
>>698836785
So easily baited
>>698836316
no i think you just proved the case that your uncut peen required some brute force tactics in order to get it kind of normal again
>if you get it cut or dont, but take care of that shit you wont end up with this shit happening.. just proves that taking care of yourself is more important than getting a fag of /b to agree with you
>>698836832
rly rly. cunt
>>698836840
because I BACK-TRACED IT
>>698836840
Who are you? What are you talking about?
>>698836857
roll
>>698836920
Good man
>>698836840
1v1 me faggot
>>698836840
>I know how to track you down
WATCH OUT LADS HES GONNA CALL THE INTERNET POLICE
>>698836840
gotta love when overprotective hardasses think they're so tough over the internet, using big boy words like "shit" and "do you understand" like fuck outta here
>>698836840
So you're up for threesome?
>>698836840
consequences will never be the same
>>698836857
Rolling
Everyone get a wifi number and text the dad "Don't fuck with dan"
>>698836840
I like niggers
>>698836840
this thread was too good to be true
>>698836748
>>698836892
>>698836840
Tell him liam nelsons line from tooken. I have a particular set of skills bit.
>>698837019
roll
>>698836840
good luck im behind 7 proxies
>>698836840
would YOU dress up like this for me?
and send the travesty pic
Send this to dad:
>>698837106
This.
>>698837019
roll
>>698836998
so close to 999 reroll
include me in the screencap reddit!!!1
>>698836840
717???? OP WHERE DO YOU LIVE I"M 717 TOO
>>698836840
Tell him that it's your turn to back-trace his daughter now.
Then send him dicpic.
>>698837079
ayy Im the one who sent that
>>698837079
She started
>>698837106
Roll
>>698837053
7176283338
>>698836912
I tried to read your reply, I really did.
But I cannot understand a damn thing if you don't respect basic grammar rules; sorry.
>>698837106
Roll
>>698837079
( 717) 628 3338
cassandra dads number
>>698837199
WINRAR
>>698837189
Don't answer it's her dad
>>698837199
Dubs
>>698837189
South Central Pennsylvania
>>698837079
I'm so sorry sir, I really am.
Let me make it up to you by sucking your dick
>>698837053
Roll for annon
Can I call you dad-in-law?
>>698837320
HA KEK
Ask him if he wants to spit roast his daughter with you
>>698837320
ROLLING
>>698837320
Send with picture
>>698837106
Verbatim
>>698837106
Roll for this
>>698837053
Trips get
>>698837408
Kek rolling
>>698835256
>>698837408
Roll
>>698837408
Roll
>>698837106
Yes
Ask him about his feelinga
>>698837408
Rolling
>>698830449
This one will be a dud too ha ha
>>698837304
Kekd
>>698837408
I want to make him winnit, roll
>>698837320
rawling
>>698837320
ROLL
Send this
"Can I see your dick for proof ?"
>>698837555
WINRAR!!!!!!!
>>698837555
Winrar
Guys should I stop now
>>698837555
Checkeddd
>>698837106
I want this to win dubs.
Ask for his blessing to marry Cassandra.
>>698837621
roll
