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***ELECTION GAME*** Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate!

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***ELECTION GAME***

Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate! First to reach the center octagon wins!

SCORING:

>Dubs = 1 squares
>Trips = 4 squares
>Quads = Auto-win
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>>698818217
Gary Johnson
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>>698818217
Save us gary
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roll for shillary
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>>698818468
reroll
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Re-rolls are allowed as well.

-OP
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>>698818468
and again
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>>698818449
rawling
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Gary
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>>698818468
re roll
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>>698818217
Hillory Clintan
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>>698818468
>>698818484
>>698818520
Fuck you shillbot spineless freedom hating fuck, Gary ftw
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>>698818468
rolling
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GARY CUCK ME PLZ
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>>698818217

Hey. Why is Hillary's logo 9/11 twin towers? Is that her slogan/motto? Not a troll.
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let go Johnson!
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We want trump
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>>698818217
gary senpai
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Rolll for Trump

>all these Gary faggots
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Roll for the gar-bear!
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>>698818586
and then he exploded into spiders and never came back again

>also roll for shillary
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>>698818616
It's a garbage logo whatever it is.

Roll for Gary.
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>>698818661
Trumppp
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Trumpo
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>>698818468
Rollin'
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>>698818661
Indeed reroll
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gary
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gary be my bull and cuck trump
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>>698818721
Ree roll
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Trump
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>>698818671
Yeah, what that fag said!
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cLiNTon FtW
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>>698818766

Trump strikes first blood, ending the scoring drought!

-OP
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GARY
we are shit at dubs
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God Emperor Donald J. Trump.

MAGA!
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>>698818756
rawlun
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>>698818766
Yeeee
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>>698818799
Hillary Clinton follows up with a square!

>>698818822
Johnson on the board!

-OP
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>>698818766
Ayy
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>>698818822
yesss rawlin
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The Libertarian Party is the only one that cares about American rights. LETS ROLLL
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Trumpage
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>>698818799
YES Trumpeteers BTFO

>also another roll for shillary
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>>698818679

Obviously its shit logo but i wanna understand WHY. It reminds me of that family guy ep where lois gets all the mayor votes by just saying 9/11. Over and over
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Jill nigga
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>>698818865
Rerolllll
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>>698818888
Game over
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>>698818888
HOLY FUCK
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>>698818888
oh shit
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>>698818855
Ayy lamow I got dubs that was for Trump btw
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>>698818855

>>698818888
***JILL STEIN WINS GAME #1 WITH QUADS! A DRAMATIC DEVELOPMENT!***

-OP
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>>698818888
OH SHIT
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>>698818888
Wtffff I tried so hard to plan those quads
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>>698818888
YEAHHH BOIII
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Gary
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>>698818888
Fuccc
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>>698818217
Big G Rollin for the office
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***GAME #2 BEGINS NOW***

-OP
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>>698818974

Never seen so much hype for a voting game.
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>>698819044
Going for Gary
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>>698819044
Rolling Jill this time
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Trumpoo
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>>698819044
Feel the Johnson
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>>698818217
I'm with her. Guide me to a better future hilldog
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>>698819113
Reroll for feeling the Johnson
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>>698819144

Clinton strikes first in Game 2!

-OP
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>>698819044
Johnson
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>>698819044

Praise Kek, may he giveth me trips to beat the evil hill-shills

trump 2016 fuckers
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Give me Gary or give me cancer
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>>698819179
Let's go Gary
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>>698819179

T R U M P
R
U
M
P
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Drumpf
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>>698819144
I got dubs now what?
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suck my johnson
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>>698819244
Libertarian Gary Johnson right behind Clinton!


-OP
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>>698819229

let's go with cancer then

>>698819245
re-roll
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>>698819044
And out of nowhere, senòr Cruz dives in with his 30 caliber clips, firing 30 bullets in half a second, provided without a background check directly from the NRA and Hitler's ghost, to assassinate the opposition and rescue freedom.
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>>698818217
quads for trump get
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>>698819269

TRUMP
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Rolling for Johnson
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>>698819393
Reroll
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Blessed is she who will make history as the 1st female president and stump the trump. Hail hill
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>>698819269
One more for my boy Gary
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JILL, JILL, JILL, JILL

Jill Stein the Green Party guy
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Trump
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>>698819411
Gary Johnson leaps out in front early on!

-OP
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Trumper
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pump me up the trump stump
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Vote for Jilly bean
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>>698818217
6 social security numbers, 6 votes for myself. I like them all for individual reasons, so I'm just voting for each. I'm doing my part in making America great again.
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Reroll
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Hillary: I came, I saw, I won. #imwithher
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>>698819414
First female president to die from lead poisoning.
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>>698819269
GARY FUCK ME
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>>698818217
Gary get
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>>698819511
Clinton and Johnson tied.


-OP
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>>698818217
Trump
-Prophet
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Trump
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One more for Johnson
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Trumpet
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Can I get a GARY JOHNSON
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>>698819565
Trump
-Prophet
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>>698819566
DUBS
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>>698819555
>>698819566
A big get for Johnson, and Trump enters the game!


-OP
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>>698819555
This game is too easy, check'd
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>>698819555
ayyyyyy
gary
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Trump
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Head for the Hilldog
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Hilldog is love hilldog is life. #imwithher
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>>698819600
Trump not out of it either!


-OP
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>>698819326
Re-re-re-roll
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Ronald mcdonald
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>>698819600
>>698819604
Got 2 for trump boss
Trump
-prophet
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Trips getter here, rolling for Gary again fags
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Big Johnson
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>>698818217
Hillary Camp
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>>698818217
A vote for Johnson is a vote for America
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TRUMP
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>>698819661
Correction: Trump should only have 3 squares, sorry.


-OP
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Gary johnson
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Fuck time to use the liberal media and make popular youtube videos to stump trump. #imwithher
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MAGA DONALD
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Make ameriga great again
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Gary DaBusiness Johnson
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Johnson
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Mexicans are rapists
#MAGA
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>>698819755
Johnson's lead evaporating as Clinton and Trump move up!
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>>698819731
Liberal media worked. #imwithher
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>>698818217
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>>698819792
Roll for DaBusiness
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>>698819661
Trumpet goes "BUILD THE FUCKING WALL"
-Prophet
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10
FEET
HIGHER
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>>698819792
Get
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ronald donald
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Go Jill!
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>>698819688
Did you miss?
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VERMIN SUPREME 2016
VERMIN WORLD LEADER
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>>698819702
Reroll
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>>698819859
Trump
-Prophet
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Holy shit I got 2 dubs for my queen hillary godbless.#imwithher
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>>698819044
Shill 4 jill
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MAGA
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>>698818217
Roll
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>>698818217
Lol, who's Jill?
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Gary
-Prophet
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digits for trump
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Trump
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>>698819919
Near quads
Trump
-Prophet
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>>698819688
Missed this get for Trump, didn't realize it was for Donald Trump.

>>698819922
Clinton advances!


-OP
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>>698818217
Trump, I call upon your powers. End Hillary's reign of evil.
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>>698819326
Re-roll...save us Canadian Latino.
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Give me the gary
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>>698819922
3 dubs go gogo liberal media squad this is too easy. #imwithher
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We need to build a wall
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Trumpooo
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Jill!
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Jill, nigger
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>>698819841
Gary Gary Gary
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Vermin supreme for president
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>>698818217
Roll for the big Johnson
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>>698819998
>>698820001
Not even close. roll4jill
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>>698820011
Stein of the Green Party takes a square!


-OP
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SHow me the Gary
-Prophet
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>>698819960
Das not me doe
Trump =Life
-Prophet
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#imwithyoutheamericanpeople
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>>698819987
Re-roll of my Re-roll based gods get
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>>698819985
Jill ma nigga
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>>698818217
flaw with the design of this game - the green, libertarian and trump arms are far too short...
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The Donald
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Trump
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>>698820042
Reroll
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GaREEEEEEEE
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>>698820078
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>>698819998
Fuck. Another scandal. Jewish Hollywood promote me plz. #imwithher
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Jill Jill!
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TRUMP
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>>698820133
It's officially a 3-way race!


-OP
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>>698820134
Johnson
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>>698820145
Reroll
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>>698820189
Reroll
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>>698820078
Trump for glorious victory.
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>>698820079
>>698820084
Lord Trump will punish for your crimes against Skyrim, how do you plead?
-Prophet
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Jill all the way!
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>>698820193
Go go gadget Gary
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>>698820235
Rereroll
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>>698820194
Johnson bitch
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>>698820231
roll for donaldo
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>>698820193
Jill
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>>698820247
reroll!
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Vote Rape-ublican
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>>698820270
Retoll
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>>698820164
A vote for hillary is a vote for our future. #imwithher
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>>698818217
Trips for Jill
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>>698820269
Johnson get
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>>698820255
Johnson with his first advancement in a while!


-OP
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Jill now!
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Red
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The don
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>>698820255
Let's go two for two ggggggg
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>>698818217
Roll for Ted Cruz :'^)
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>>698820164
Rolling for hillary to have a stroke, not one where she dies, but just makes her incapable of pursuing office. Trump too, they can stroke out together.
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>>698820325
Johnson for pres
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>>698820327
Cmon fucking Jill
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Trump
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Jill Jill Jill
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TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP
OUT OUT OUT SHILLS
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>>698820240
Daddy Trump will win.
-Major Prophet "Nigger" Zimbabwe
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This is getting hard. Time to tap into my Clinton foundation fortune. #imwithher
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JOHNSON
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>>698820358
Johnson for legal hemp
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W A L L
A
L
L
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Build it
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>>698820327
Jolly jilly
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>>698820366
DJT is nearing the halfway point!

>>698820388
Clinton goes up a square as well!

-OP
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Maga!
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Dicks hard for Jill!
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>>698820413
Johnson for pot
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>>698820327
Save me Gary, you're my only hope
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GARY JOHNSON GET
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TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
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Build zee wall
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>>698820443
Fuck fuck fuck Johnson
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>>698818217
Give em the johnsom
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>>698820428
King of the Jill
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>>698820428

Feel the Johnson baby
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johnny
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*Borrows money from Hilary and invests in Johnson*
Johnson get
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>>698820436
Dicks out for Johnson
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>>698820388
You're one getting mother fucker, single handedly scoring her win. If only you would use that power for good.
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>>698820428
Jill
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>>698820471
Johnson needs trips
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>>698820455
>>698820466
>>698820477
Two for Trump and one for the Gare Bear!


-OP
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T E N F E E T H I G H E R
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Trump rekts faggots
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>>698820526
Johnson
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Gonna b huge
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Trump da man
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johnson fro prez
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>>698820501
ROLL JOHNSON
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>>698820455
Checked
also rolling for trumpet
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Trump
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>>698820552
Shit shit shit Johnson
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>>698820534
Dicks out for Jill
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Trumpy trump
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Trump trump
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Trumpole
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Johnson checks opponents
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Play the trumpet
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>>698820388
Time for a big win for my queen. Trips get #imwithher
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Trump trump trump
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>>698820622
TRUMP AND JOHNSON ARE ALL TIED UP!


-OP
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>>698818888
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>>698820534
Jilllll
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>>698820625
roll
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Trump
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>>698820534
Cruz assassinates Hillary and takes over her podium. Natural fucking 20 roll.
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I believe in Gary Johnson winning the state of Utah.
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>>698820653
Jonhnson retakes lead
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Trump for the win
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john
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>>698820653
Jilll
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>>698820653
SHillary
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>>698820639
Not even close. Time for foreign leaders to endorse me. #imwithher
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Trumpet
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Trump trumpity trump trump trump
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>>698820590
Trips for the big Johnson
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>>698820677
check and roll again bitch johnson get
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>>698820428
Trump me daddy
-Prophet
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>>698818217
Johnson
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Trump
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Trumpeteer
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>>698820709
roll
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>>698820653
TRUMP for the lulz
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>>698820728
Johnson trips
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>>698820677
Johnson out in front by the slimmest of margins!

>>698820722
Trump ties it again!


-OP
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>>698820722
Dubs for senior el trump
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Donaldo
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>>698820653
Jill nigga
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Trump again
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>>698820728
Gimme Johnson for the win.
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>>698820709
Shillit
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Johnson get
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Maga
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>>698820765
Johnson
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Trumpets
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>>698820742
TRUMP
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Trump!
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>>698820778
GARY
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PRAISE THE MEME POWERS OF KEK

SURELY TRUMP WILL WIN
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Johnson
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TRUMP TO WIN
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Gary DaBusiness Johnson for president
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>>698820812
Huge Johnson
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>>698820812
Big daddy johnson...notice me senpai.
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Trum wins
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>>698820833
TRUMP NEARING VICTORY!


-OP
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>>698820778
What the fuck is with this unlucky Jill shit. Roll for Jill the prophet
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johnno for win
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Gg trump
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>>698820833
Another square for trump
Also rolling for trump
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Rolling for Vermin Supreme.
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Uncle gary
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>>698820715
Fucking Jill. I'll guess I'll cozy up to him and release a sex tape with him for some votes. #imwithher
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Trump-san
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Trump
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TRUMPO
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>>698820742
Triumph
-Prophet
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>>698820866
JOHNSON NEARING VICTORY AS WELL!

>>698820900
TRUMP ONE AWAY!


-OP
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>>698820868
Johnson dubs
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>>698820892
TRUMP
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Gary DaBusiness J.
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come on john
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Trump cannlt be stumped
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>>698820900
Epic Win!
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>>698820870
Gary motherfucking Johnson, the next president of the USA
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>>698820920
Sexy vote for trump
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>>698820900
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Trumpssss
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>>698820883
Fuck trump. Roll Hillary
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>>698818888
???
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JOHNSON!!!!!!!! TRIPS
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come onnnnn gary
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Make america great again!
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Trump
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>>698820958
TRUMP CARD
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Johnson gets djbs
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trump is love
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AND TRUMP WINS
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Trump
roll
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>>698820910
I'm desperate now plz vote for my queen. #imwithher
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>>698821022
Winrar
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trump is life
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>>698821022
GG
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>>698821022
I DID IT, TRUMP 2016
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>>698821022
Nice victory
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long dong john FTW
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Fuck
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>>698821022
***DONALD TRUMP WINS GAME #2***

That's one for Trump and one for Stein!

Thanks for playing everyone!


-OP
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>>698820935
GARY
>>
RE?
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>>698821058
Fuck this if I don't get trips now this whole system is rigged and misogynistic
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>>698820883
Triumpp
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I'll definitely do a lot more of these and keep track of the wins.

-OP
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>>698821172
My nigga switch it up have and have character battles
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>>698821162
MISOGYNISTIC FAGGOTS
WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN WHEN YOUR MOM IS A WOMAN. YOU GUYS ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY #imstillwithher
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>>698821319
dont make me take your lunch money pussy
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>>698821319
STOP RAPING ME
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Rolling for Jillary Trunson
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>>698821499
Woops replied to wrong comment. Gosforbid I go against my queen. #plzpegmehillary
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Sigh. Is anyone hiring a former secretary of state for anything with power so I can stay relevant till the next elections? #imwithher
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