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>>698817803
>>698817803
>>698817803
spoiler test /spoiler
>>698817803
[spoiler] test [spoiler]
>>698818613
[spoiler] test [/spoiler]
Im trying to decide if I want to buy a hat like this for winter.
>>698817803
ážµ
>>698818820
I'm stealing this.
>>698819946
I didn't know you could even MAKE a post without a picture or text.
>>698821771
kek
>>698821858
is this nothing???
>>698817803
>>698821959
>>698817803
>>698817803
>>698821959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7hu42wEFkM
>>698821984
you save the image, open it up in paint, then use the fill tool, pick like pink or something and fill the white, usually a good computer will take at least 15 seconds to fill the white in
>>698822349
>>698822517
kek
>>698817803
>>698822286
In America, we jump for joy at the sight of our loved ones. In Russia, they are only allowed 3 seconds of smiling each day. This is monitored by the government, and if you smile more, you are shot.
>>698817803
>>698822690
right when you thought you ve seen it all
>>698822137
Japan's got you covered.
>>698821810
KEK
>>698822982
>>698823185
Ahhhhhh, mw2. Really takes me back
>>698823222
Would play/10
>>698820010
thanks Lori
>>698823572
Sauce plzzzzz
That's my last one, I should get out of bed now.
There never needs to be a reason for Erica Campbell!
>>698823808
3 things I will never look at:
1. MLP
2. 2 girls 1 cup
3. WoW
>>698823889
shame she never did porn
>>698819675
I wonder how many "walk the plank" jokes would be in that movie.
>>698823808
nice meme
E-mail [email protected] if you have pics to trade for pics of my gf
>>698822752
Yeah, but their warriors aren't takin' it in the shitter.
.-.. . .-.. / .. -- / .--. --- ... - .. -. --. / .--. --- -. ..
>>698824072
>>698822137
sauce?
>>698824259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXFDiWgRlfc
>>698824388
Check'em
>>698824419
no idea dude
>>698820809
I fucking hate that shit, desperate cunts.
>>698818798
Too big. Those hats are great but that's too much.
>>698824419
Why would you want the sauce on this you weird fuck?
>>698824353
>>698824388
>>698823992
>>698823879
>>698823808
GET YOUR AUTISTIC ASSES BACK TO /MLP/.
>>698822988
strike witches epic show
>>698824660
why not?
Jake doing Finn in the asshole -
By now, Jake's two-incher had grown to it's full length and was throbbing fit to burst. Jake could not wait any longer, and neither could Finn. Jake penetrated Finn's virgin bootyhole with gusto, and began pumping.
"Oh my gosh, Jake!" moaned Finn, "That feels so Algebraic!" Jake said nothing, and continued pounding. Being 12 years old, Finn did not have much of a wiener to speak of. Nonetheless, he began massaging the spot where a penis should be, crying out in pain and pure ecstasy while he did so. They did this for about 26 minutes, before Jake suddenly stopped.
"What's the matter, buddy?" Finn questioned, "You run out of juice so soon?"
"Naw, man. I just had a great idea! You remember my stretchy powers? The ones that make me grow huge?"
"...Yeah?" Finn answered cautiously.
Suddenly, Jake's two-inch-long cock expanded in Finn's ass. It grew and it grew and it grew. Finn began screaming, but not because he was in pain, but because his body was now being filled with Jake's beautiful genitalia. Jake continued to grow until his doggy lipstick was 300 feet long and as wide as a city block.
"Jake... You really are a true bro." Finn squeaked out, barely able to speak.
>>698825031
"Thanks, dude." Jake said, and smiled. He knew that now, Finn and himself were inseparable friends. Nothing could ever come between them. And with that heartwarming moment, Jake continued. Jake kept pumping and grunting, back and forth, in and out of Finn's backside, his doggy balls slapping on what was left of Finn's body.
"B-Bro. I think I'm about to come!" Exclaimed Finn. "Let's come together, as one! As true BROS!"
And they did. Jake released his load all inside Finn. So forcefully, in fact, that some came spurting out of his mouth. Jake's jizz flew so far, it even reached Lumpy Space, hitting the Lumpy Space Princess in the face.
Jake shrank down to his original size, and exited Finn. Finn's body has been wrecked beyond recognition by Jake's large phallus, and he now resembled a large pancake made out of flesh, with a boston creme filling.
"We did it, Jake... We really did it." whispered Finn. He had not much time left in the world. Jake recognized this, and moved in closer.
"Yeah, buddy. We did." Choked Jake, fighting back tears as the realization that Finn was going to die swept over him.
Finn raised his hand, and made a fist. Jake did the same, and bumped it against Finn's. And with that final heartwarming moment, Finn passed on
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>>698818413
Get those perfect shekels off of that disgusting unclean penis.
My princess fetish is tingling.
>>698825554
>trips of truth
>>698819975
>>698822517
kek i lost
If people had sex on elevators, that would be wrong on so many levels.
