Celeb thread. God tier edition.
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Celeb thread. God tier edition.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Swexy/comments/4jzytd/amateur_homemade_couple_hot_sex_hd_porn_movies/
>>698813305
>implying there is any god tier celebs
>>698813492
>Jlaw
Why are you guys fapping to clothed celebs instead of gorgeous nude models?
>>698813305
Would eat her butthole out/10
>>698814754
I won't lie; I wanna fuck Hope Solo
>>698814907
That's for /sp/
>>698813305
Holy shit, OP. Do something!
>>698815721
>>698813305
Just repeating that OP sucks.
How about some Vicki?
Celeb threads need to go away for a while.
They're shit.
There are a handful of celebs that are the nines always posted. Then those celebs, when anons post them, anons post multiple pics of the same celebs.
It's like spam.
>>698816230
The Nines?
>>698816418
Yeah I know....but you know what I'm saying.
This exchange has become the highlight of the thread. That's sad.
>>698816207
>>698816230
And I guess we'll just wait for the new nine.
DUMPING GOOD VARIED CELEBRITY PHOTOS
WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE LIKE BEFORE THE SHITTY WAIFUFAGS RUINED IT.
>>698816650
>>698816506
I agree that it is quite sad that there are very few celebs that get posted. I try to post those I've not posted, but it gets hard to sort it all out when I'm drunk. That's mostly when I post.
That's when you get an influx of Jewesses. Like this one!
>>698817566
>>698817613
Neat! Something I've never seen before!
>>698815721
what movie is this from?
>>698817696
It's from a commercial. Gal is Aubrey Plaza. If you get her mad enough, she speaks Spanish.
>>698817825
>>698817867
Both of these 2 look fucking gross just stop it.
>>698817609
>>698817975
>>698817944
How about you fuck off you huge faggot
>>698818020
Jesus Christ women what kind of fucking pants are that supposed to be? Man, this high waist trend needs to fucking stop.
>>698818020
Are you mad? this bitch >>698817825 is sweating through 2 lbs of make up. and this bitch >>698817867 do I really need to say anything? Got blacked and cheated on and has shit music and a face that would make a baby puke
>>698818116
Like people are really going to buy that her ass is that big.
>>698817975
very hot body. Shame about the butterface..
>>698818057
>>698818155
goddess
>>698818212
You ruined it anon last picture.
Catchya cunts
>>698818012
>>698818199
> God-tier
> Posts AIDS filled skank
>>698818212
I honestly don't know what you're trying to say. I didn't know what he was saying either, tho, other than fuck off.
>>698818020
More iggy needa cum to that bitch
>>698818307
Faggot got mad I shit on his wifu's bye anon hope your lonely life of saved celebrity photos helps with that depression.
>>698817811
I thought it might be from safety not guaranteed
Arrrrr Rosario!
>>698818376
Reading must be hard huh faggot?
>>698818479
Nah. That movie is only worth watching if you want to see Aubrey act just kind of cute. Like she'll be in the front seat and roll her eyes at something someone else says.
Is OP still here?
who wants to kik and jerk to celebs? post your username and i'll message u
>>698817000
Mom-Hayden is kind of a letdown.
>>698818892
look how hot this bitch still is goddamn
>>698819096
Oh wait. I didn't mean OP.
>>698816230
I meant angry anon
>>698819096
awe look at those puppets
>>698814907
You know the gif you replied to is Aubrey Plaza right?
>>698818017
Whoa, is this real?
>>698819263
Yes, and I'm appreciating the variety.
Shame Alicia Witt never went properly nude.
>>698819667
Nope
>>698819667
Real old you mean.
>>698819667
yes, she is also topless in Homeland
>>698819667
guess you weren't here 2 years ago
>>698819408
Yup. I was dumping a bunch of Aubrey Plaza pics so I linked them together. Still wanna fuck Hope Solo.
>>698819845
>>698819720
I wish Alicia Witt went nude, too. But if she did so in her prime she would've lost her prime desirable MILF status in Justified.
I'm one of the usual posters in celeb threads. Maybe I'll start just dumping random ones for a lot longer than I used to, anon.
Maeby...
>>698819096
>tfw you will never have a singalong with Jeff Goldblume, Zoey Deschanel and Hilary Clinton.
>>698820239
just for you anon
>>698820293
that's andy dick
Pardon my tits
anybody know if this was ever confirmed to be Aubrey Plaza? I know it was reported to be her when it came out in the fappening, but never heard for sure that it was her.
I don't know how to stabilize it or rotate it. I just saved it from another thread a while back.
>>698818376
>>698820076
Yes, please.
It's not always good to give an audience what they ask for.
150 images and 50 are Selena, 50 are Ariana, 20 are Taylor, 20 are Katy and the rest assorted bitches. That's a typical celeb thread these days.
>>698817358
Who the fuck posts this plastic monkey
>>698820731
Her body doesn't look right to me at all. I'm sticking with it not being her.
>>698820999
Trips for Best Emma
She's dangerously near the Granny Point of No Return though.
>>698820896
The thing is that randoms can't hold a thread. Three pics of Alicia Witt and two pics of Diora Bard don't hold down a thread.
>>698820999
Who wants to fuck my cousin with me?
Aubrey's legs
>>698821325
perfect age
>>698821380
Gosh, if only there were more than 8 hot celebs in all of visual media history.
>>698821675
then post some
what celeb should i fap to now ?
>>698821701
>>698821675
I'm not sure if you're the anon I replied to back there. But fuck you're stupid.
>>698821779
linda hamilton
>>698821779
Jlo of course
>>698821586
G Hannelius. The G is for "God damn!".
>>698821656
5 more years before she enters old lady status. Better savor her while we can.
>>698821902
Natalie Imbruglia
Thought it was tagged.
>scroll to bottom
>flabalaba ding dong
>>698821902
thought she was dead
>living legend
early smg
So many granny grabbers in this thread. Do you know how many pounds of makeup it takes to make a woman over 22 look presentable?
This seems to be from before she laid down on Dr Frankenstein's table
>>698822264
who?
>>698822406
Post or fuck off.
Wait, I don't what whatever shit you're into here. Just fuck off.
>>698822540
>fakes
>>698822526
Randym Ghirl
>>698821916
yes yes we do
>>698822406
no but I know how many pounds of lube
>>698822606
>playboy model in a celeb thread
>>698822686
>fat latino bitch
You want her? Go to a Walmart. Any Walmart, any time. They're crawling with fat, bitchy Mexicans.
>>698822792
>>698822762
jlo is puerto rican
>>698822762
>latino
you dumb fuck
>>698822703
>he knows who she is but implies she isn't famous
>mfw
>>698822526
the mole
>>698814742
>out/10
So "out out of ten"?
>>698822867
correct! you win some abs
>>698822606
of course but good one
>>698822926
I searched her name.
>>698822867
Jlo is a New Yorker.
Puertorricans are born in Puerto Rico.
Sincerely,
Actual Boricua
You did this, anon.
You know who.
>>698823034
Yeah.
Celebs are very searchable.
>>698823040
I was talking about her heritage, dipshit. her parents are from puerto rico.
>>698823040
even more correct! you win her perfect ass!
Sorry it's not her ass, that her best bit.
>>698823210
actual Puerto Ricans are very sensitive to this. for some reason. I don't get it but whatevs
>>698823210
She can't even speak Spanish.
Her heritage is new york trash.
>>698823140
love her. do you have more?
>>698814742
Who anon is this?
>>698822867
Same thing. They're all subhumans.
>>698822891
Hurr durr, I didn't know we had a PC grammar Nazi in the thread. "Wise Latina." Excuse me.
>>698818185
magical but i wish it was real my nigga
somebody to post her nudes
>>698823308
Her, we accept Marc Anthony.
Because he actually ducking speaks Spanish at least and even records in Spanish, not translations to English hits, but writes in Spanish. That's obvious and proud heritage. Job is shit. She wears a flag on her tits once a month. That's it.
>>698821916
The underage children you crave would be utterly terrified of you and your hideous visage.
You're a waste of oxygen.
>>698823308
no one cares. puerto rico is america's shitty third world adopted child.
>>698823534
I fucking hate my phone.
>>698823571
And the old women with foundation caked on that you crave would jump on your dick like Ted Turner on a print of Topper Returns.
>>698823534
but, have you see her ass?
toyko drift long ago
>>698822406
>Mentally ill pedophile trying to convince himself that guys who want to fuck grown women are weird.
No, you creepy loser.
>>698820239
a) lesbian
and
2: iranian sandnigger
notanks.
>>698823659
Way to show indifference.
What else do you not care about yet post about?
>>698820572
whodis
>>698823781
I'm saying my chances are about as good as yours. Now, reply again, and this time with more feeling!
>>698823737
Everyday on hundreds of women around me.
>>698820239
Post more of this bitch
>>698821113
>>698820731
its fucking sickning
>>698823900
she was on Dexter. I have no idea her name
>>698821413
lol dont even care
>>698823819
implying I have to care about something to speak on it
>>698821413
she might as well chop it up and snort it no one cares
>>698821838
dat nonchalant ennui
omg jlo
Jaime murry
>>698824018
It really mattered that you reply too, didn't it?
>>698823697
I understand that lusting after small children must be difficult for you. I know that your brain is malformed, and dealing with all that self-loathing on a daily basis must be soul destroying. But there are better ways to deal with your issues. You could, for example, drink bleach? Then all your problems will disappear. You won't have to worry about the horror and shame your family will feel if they find out that you're a monster. I know that pedophiles are generally too cowardly to commit suicide, but just consider it. You'll make the world a better place.
>>698824212
You're probably being sarcastic, but I'm posting anyways.
>>698814456
>gorgeous
>posts a shitskin
>impying shitskins can be anything but hideous
>>698822867
hahahahaha mexicans and puerto ricans are both shit tier trash subhumans omfg "caring" why are u even here??
>>698822762
a thousand times this
>>698824137
those nipples
>>698822762
>fat
kek
>>698824247
or I was just trying to annoy you. I really don't care puerto ricans feel about other puerto ricans who leave that shitty country.
>>698823926
I know I wouldn't have a chance. But the women I'm attracted to have the ability to decide for themselves whether they want to partake in a sexual act with someone or not. The kids you want to fuck don't. You would have to resort to rape and life ruining. You are a personified fart.
>>698824333
why?are u over 40?
>>698822867
>puerto ricans
>implying anything south of the US border isn't mexico
>>698824322
Goddamn I love Kirsten Dunst. Moar nigga
>>698824521
You can almost smell the greasy, sulfuric bean farts.
>>698824322
>>698824575
Ah, newfriends. It gets easier every year. Not even fun anymore.
>>698824564
>country
It's a territory, nothing more.
And like with everything else the US whines about, the puertorricans coming into the US is a situation entirely created by the US.
>>698823973
>Jaime Murray
neckstiem look it up took me 2 seconds to find "cast of dexter"
>>698824683
Children would be horrifically frightened of you if you tried to touch them.
>>698824602
puerto ricans can enter the US without sneaking in.
>>698824796
Sweet comeback. Thanks for proving once again that pedotards are dense as fuck.
>>698820785
now there's a body I could live with
-you keep your lard-asses
>>698824805
Nobody whines about them though. There are more people in LA than there are in Puerto Rico.
>>698825078
and there are more puertorricans outside of the island than living in it.
>>698825319
they are US citizens, why would people care? the only people I hear complaining about puerto ricans are mexicans.
>>698825578
Yes. They are citizens and they been happily fighting in every US war and everything, but you know people.
Mexicans and Puertorricans don't get along. Dunno why. But so many people don't get a long in the US.
guys i have a boner, how do i get rid of it?
>>698826273
amy anderssen porn
>>698818938
Hheeyyy, I love that show.
Wished she did like a leaked porn videos, back in the day
>>698826360
ugh, those are the fakest looking boobs i've ever seen.
>>698819191
Wow, she aged. I remember when I was in Middle school and she was still kinda attractive.
>>698826736
All she ever had was her blubbery ass. Her face is as bland as her singing voice.
>>698824369
>>posts a shitskin>impying shitskins can be anything but hideous
>>698824369
>>impying shitskins can be anything but hideous
This coming from the worst, sour smelling shithead. The voice in your head, "No, aaah, no...don't react, cock, no way...errrrr, I'm a strong racist, they..they aren't gorgeous, n-not ssss-sexy... un uh, no, stay down...do - not - want - to - ffffuck - k....." Good luck with that *looks at watch*
