ITT: Were all on a road trip
>>698795739
pull over i gotta pee
Are we there yet...?
>>698795765
No stops ahead time to pee out the window.
Let me drive, I can handle this thing.
>>698795739
Its time to get goofy.
There is a spider in the back here
>>698795739
Can someone put the radio on at least? I'm getting tired of hearing Jeff wacking it to traps in the bedroom.
Let ME drive, I can handle this thing!
>>698795765
someone hand this guy a piss-jug
>>698795739
All the cool kids come to back
>>698795955
Too late, I'm handling it real bad right now.
>>698795986
i also get wetty jiggers when i pee absolutely gotta pull over
can you turn the air-con on
>>698795939
Shutup CHAD!!
Who took my dubs!
>>698795739
Shitter's clogged lads.
>>698795739
Can we make a stop for ice cream
>>698796161
I don't know
Fuck man, I gotta shit
>>698795739
Where are we going?
are we there yet??? :P
I forgot my suitcase, can we turn around?
>>698795739
Ooo! Carl's Jr! Pull over, I want a Western Bacon Cheeseburger with 3 chicken mcnuggets.
>>698795739
But if you're making the thread, and I'm doing the shitposting...
Who's driving the bus?
There's a nigger in my luggage?
Chad Thundercock took my qt3.14 virgin gf!
Hold up faggots.
Driver, play this mixtape.
IVE GOT A FUCKING BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! KEEP THIS BUS ABOVE 100KM AND DRIVE TO MEXICO OR WE ALL FUCKING DIE
>>698796320
The lizard from the Magic Schoolbus.
>>698796320
underrated post
someone pass the sunscreen all this summer is gonna give me cancer
>>698796320
I CAN HANDLE IT, I SWEAR, NO CRASH YET
there is a dead hooker in the backseat! quick eat clorinox bleach, we all need to die. There is nothing left to live for, we are all useless shitheads. >asists everyone with bleach >roadtrip is over, everyone is dead >/thread
>>698796135
Fuck you , that shit's way too cold. What are you, a fucking ice-man. Fucking faggot.
Hey look it's Harambe, pull over driver!
Hey guys, y'all can empty your loads in my mouth during this trip
>>698796407
No, just a shitty post.
Nibblers yeah! Can't be without my nibblers yeah!
>>698796392
I roll a natural d20 and tackle the assailant, saving the day.
>>698796522
Sure thing!
>unzip
I pooped on the floor.
Now I'll jump out the window.
Have fun guys.
>>698796522
Me too!
Can we do dubs decides what happens, otherwise, a space nigger abducts us
Hey look everyone, Kanye's on the radio!
WHO TOOK MY GAMEBOY?
>>698796789
Me! You want it back?!
>holds it out the window
>>698795898
knock that shit off or get out and walk
Fuckin' bike lanes
>>698796727
Op here sure why not
I take the wheel and get us all killed the end.
>The storage accidentally gets opened, everyone's luggage falls out onto the road
>>698796940
>>698796286
Idk L.A.?
>>698795739
Can I shit out the window or is that frowned upon? Oh and WHO THE FUCK LET THAT NIGGER ON THE BUS?! WHY ISN'T HE IN THE BACK.
>>698796763
How could you be so heartless?
Come on guys lets sing along
*changes music to Smells Like Teen Spirit*
Guys, I got some creepshots of that girl at the front, come here
>>698796601
kek
>>698797157
>comes here
>>698797120
Nobody wants to listen to your crap.
Change it back or I'll punch you in the face.
>>698797114
Ok!
I'm kanye I'm kanye I'm kanye suck my cock I'm kanye I'm kanye I'm kanye Kanye rocks Kanye rocks I am literally Jesus I am nigger
>>698795898
Hot.
Sauce? Any more photos? anything revealing more... Goofy?
>>698797227
Sounds about right
Begins eying the 'in emergency use this hammer to break window' tool
>>698797227
did you copy and paste those lyrics from his newest album?
>>698795739
Are we there now?
>>698797221
>breaks CD player eject button
>puts on repeat
>break repeat button
HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTERTAIN US
>>698797332
SHUT UP FAGGOT. WE WILL NEVER BE THERE. THESE JEWS IN FRONT OF US ARE BLOCKING THE ROAD.
>>698796863
Give it back now asshole. My Pokemon emerald is in there. I have 3 shiny pokemon
I HAS A GUN!
PUTS YA HANZ UP GIV ME YA MONIES STAY FUCKIN CALM AND LET ME OFF THIS FUCKING BUS A RICH MAN AND NO ONES GETS HURTS !!!!! IM NO FUCKIN PLAYIN
>>698797446
>tosses it into the car next to us, which is full of niggers
>>698797463
lol
Roll down the windows, some one farted.
>>698797508
>kills
WHO WAN TO FUCK WITH ME NOW??!!!
>>698797641
AW SHIT CRACKA, STOP THE BUS!
>>698797667
GOOD. NOW GIV ME YA MONIES!!!!! I WILL SHOOT AGAIN OK THIS IS THE US OF A AND I NO AFRAID TO KILL
>>698797724
>gives bag full of play money
>>698797641
>bleeding everywhere
Damn it, not again
>>698795739
I spy with my little eye something beginning with an F.
Dibs on the basement! Hey, where is the basement in here?
>>698797771
HAHA! I HAVE TAKEN YOUR MONEY! NOW LET ME OFF THIS GOD DAMN BUS! MWUAHAHAHA I AM VERY RICH MAN
>>698797805
>points at random anon
Faggot?
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK WE ARE GOING???
>>698797899
We're going to 9gag
>get gasoline, light it
>throw into front seat
>remembers:
stop, drop
>everybody do the dinosaur
/b/ is ded
I love how it went from a proper bus trip to a bus full of armed kids.
>>698797883
Yes!
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Ayyy, my cooler spilled sorry fam
>>698798113
Hell yeah!
My turn, I spy with my little eye, something that starts with a J
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>>698797899
Afghanistan buddy. We're here to shoot some ackbars
>>698798188
Justifiable homoside?
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>>698798242
You keep that shit up and I'll fucking throw you in the toilet.
Hey guys, just woke up from a power nap. Is there something on my back?
>>698797856
>>698797883
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO DRIVE THE FUCKING BUS!!(shoots) FUCK UP, let me try okay!
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>>698798301
Wrong.
>>698797463
GeT IN THE FUCKING BACK NIGGER.
>>698798188
James franco?
*whispers*
gary johnson for president, 2016.
>>698798344
NOT AGAIN!
>>698795739
Are we there yet?
>>698798405
Wrong again. It has 3 letters.
>>698798336
Are you growing jelly donuts out of your back? Share faggot.
>>698798344
Swiper no swiping
>>698798389
Joint?
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>>698797956
>^Ties this one up.
You hear him talking? He thinks that pop he threw was gasoline and that pen-light was a lighter. I told ya'll giving him acid was a bad idea.
>>698798188
Jew!
>>698798510
Wrong again. 3 letters.
>>698798467
Is it james franco now?
>>698798545
Correct!
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>>698798584
>in mother russia, beer passes you around
>>698795739
Driver! Slow down!!! We got Jews crossing the street!!!
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>>698798579
I spy with my little eye something that starts with a C. 4 letters.
>>698798656
(Speeds up)
>>698798656
>calmly & peacefully comes to a slow stop
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>>698798747
cuck
So whats everyones opinion on civil rights and racial equality?
>>698798763
>( )
>>698798747
>points to your crotch
>says in an erotic tone
"Cock?"
>>698798786
yup
>>698798792
I have a dream, where white men are acknowledged as the master race and reprisals are paid to nazi families for the injustices they have suffered.
>>698798467
>>698798467
JIZ? on your upper lip from chad in the back?
>>698795739
Haha, jamal fell asleep
>>698798733
Stfu with that beer shit already!! Or im going to shoot you?
>>698798881
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with n
>>698798967
Nigger. Easy.
Uhh guys.. That truck on 9/11 lane is coming too fast towards us welp: :(
>>698795739
*unzipps*
*fap fap fap*
What? Don't like it, don't look. I got an itch to scratch.
*fap fap fap*
Hey driver, i found 50kilos of cocaine in my seat, what should we do?
>>698799001
nope ;) you are only a similar track though (that was a good hint)
>>698799039
Negro?
>>698796601
fuck you i hear and see everything + the bomb already exploded
Hey everyone. Black lives matter protesters are on the freeway. What do I do?
>>698798967
James franco
>>698798533
3,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall 3,000,000 bottles of beer! take one down pass It around 2,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!
Sorry had to pee
Now were was I? Oh yes!
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>>698799081
nope, not any type of nigger, would certainly call one that though
HONK HONK, THIS IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE
>>698799183
Narcotics?
>>698799030
You sure its not sugar powder?
Can we stop to see the worlds largest ball of twine?
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>>698799120
speed up.
>>698799339
no, related to the nigger 'comment'
Everybody have you heard?
He's gonna buy me a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird won't sing
He's gonna buy me a diamond ring
And if that diamond ring won't shine
He's gonna surely break this heart of mine
And that's why I keep on telling everybody sayin wo, wo, wo, wo, wo
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>>698799352
No, if you want to stop for that, then we wont stop at mcdonalds later at some truckstop. Stop asking me questions play that new pokeymon shit whatever
>>698799190
BEHEAD THE INFIDELS BROTHER!!!
...in the name of peace.
>>698799001
nignog with a bog lurking through heavy fog?
Dubs make everyone 10 year old girls
>>698799614 reroll
ALOHA SNACKBAR!!!!!
Incoming quints blows up the bus
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>>698799614
10 year old men
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>>698799711
Ro11
>>698799577
Four letters, starts with N
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>>698799711
Reroll
>>698799711
Allahu Akbar
>>698799751 10 year old TRAPS
>>698799711
FUGG MOSLEMS
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>>698799711
get
>>698799614
Put yur finger in mine an ill put my finger in yurs
>>698799931
Ffff
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quinto geto.
>>698799509
>>698799577
>>698799724
>>698799772
>>698799870
>>698799905
Get the fuck out my bus you retarded inbreds
>>698799879
Check em quints bby
>>698799931
Geteg
get
Fuckkk
>>698799911
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>>698795816
>>698795765
common
as if this fucking rig hasnt got a shitter.
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Who left the window open?!?! Now we have mosquitos in the RV!!
>>698800082
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Talk about your old boyfriends dick and how big it was then shave off my pubes and punch me in the face.
Oh darlin make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.... and call me an ugly woman then take my picture to show all the people you work with???!!???
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>>698800109
Czechem
>>698800200
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HEEEYYY, ill turn this DAMN BUS around, that will end your PRECIOUS little field trip pretty damn quick
Whose got the chips?
>>698797396
Gas them dipshit.
>>698800293
What happens at 0?
>>698800401
we die
Oh ffs someone guess my easy eyespy, four letters, starts with N, basically all of us, >>698800369
fucking related
Dips on my sister
>>698800584
Neanderthals?
>>698800367
Right he...oh shit...
Bus driver here, The bus has been put into sharia law for 49 minutes, please do not curse or drink alcohol for the next near hour. And please stop singing about alcohol
>>698800584
nice
nAZI
>>698800584
beans
thanks to whoever shot the beer bottle song guy.
>>698799976
Back Of The Bus Nigger.
>>698800797
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>>698800787
fuckin winrar
>>698795739
Somebodys smoking in the bathroom again
>>698800584
>>698800788
never mind
>>698800832
eyy
>>698800730
>4 letters.
>>698800827
motherfucker!
someone stop him.
>>698800747
wait... but I'm already drunk,,,
are we there yet?
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>>698796392
>keep this bus above 100km
Mfw the bus starts flying
>>698800747
Oh christ we got a dunecoon driver. Wtf guys?
>>698800914
good luck shitters
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>>698798336
Nah, you're good.
>>698801001
You wont finish.
>>698801134
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i can only try.
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>>698800989
Problem?
sit in back ,do this all the way
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>>698801353
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>>698801264
i need to go take a shit
someone take over for a minute
we are on 75 bottles
>>698801208
guys, I forgot to tell you. There's no stops on this trip, so I have a bunch of beer bottles in the back halfway filled with piss. I forgot to empty them, but feel free to use them anyway
You won't get like AIDS or nothing, but they've been there for a week, cooking in the sun.
>>698801264
I'm just gonna let you finish. Keep going /b/ro.
>>698801392
IF YOU DONT STOP SINGING ABOUT THAT SHIT
>>698801134
Is that a challenge?
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>>698801292
Not at all sir, uh, how much more sharia law?
>>698801491
My balls
>>698801491
Do it!
>>698801529
20 minutes
>>698801473
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this guy is tailgating us, wut do?
>>698797157
Tell her tits or gtfo the bus
Let's listen to some quality music! We still got 18 hours to go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw
Who the fuck it that at the window?
>>698801473
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>>698801473
You broke your own rule.
>>698801632
Shoot his tires out.
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oh im back
Fuck! Its the police!
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>>698801706
Dont question my authority
>>698801767
Hit the radiator, tires are too much of a gambit. A hole in the radiator will guarantee an irrecoverable overheat.
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>>698801899
Oh fuck
>>698801832
You are quite determined bottle bro. Keep it up.
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>pukes on everyone
>>698801915
I'm fucking up I'll let you take over for awhile
>>698801985
thanks friend, this is my destiny
>>698801898
Got a point there, anyone got a rifle?
Why is everyone strangely obessed with me?
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>>698802096
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go bottlebro go!
>>698801322
mememememememuhmuhmuhmememmuhmuhmuhe
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>>698801805
Good thing we don't have any pedophiles on board.
>>698802042
NIGGA I SAID NO CURSING ON THE BUS SHARIA LAW HAS BEEN ENFORCED FOR A SHORT TIME
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>>698802191
hahahhaha yeah
>>698802208
BACK OF THE BUS NIIIIIIIGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>698802191
Hmmhmm we'll see ;)
>>698802191
are you sure?
>>698802086
Don't worry doll.
It's only fat fucks and virgin kids that like you.
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>>698802208
How much longer, driver-san?
guys so im looking at the map and its....not really a map
its the answer to a maze puzzle from a coloring book
where the hell are we?
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>>698802381
bottle bank
Guys, I found a gun!
>>698800256
dude, ive watched 11:14
I wont ever piss out the window of a moving vehicle.
>>698802381
Jesus fuck man how much time u got?
>>698802370
The better question is where is destination?
>>698802425
day off so all day my friend
Uhh guise that truck is coming towards us really fast :o
>>698802438
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>698802473
Go hangout with some folks or watch movies famalam
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Can you guys stop and let me off. I think I just want to go home.
>>698802599
Ok I'm back
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>>698802410
hey guys, im going to shoot the cop car!
>>698802350
5 Hours, we're going to Las Vegas
>>698802668
no sit and enjoy my friend.
i lik ur tit
>>698802533
That's not a destination :^|
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>>698802533
Jamal cut it out that stoner's shit everybody knows we are in your room
>>698802704
Oooh blackjack and hookers! Heck yes!
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>>698802799
MR BONES WILD RIDE ITLL NEVER END BRO
>>698802533
Thanks mr. bones
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>>698802799
IT'LL NEVER END BRO
>>698796320
Kek'd
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WE ALL HAVE TO KILL OURSELVES>>698802890
Jamal promptly jumps out the window, landing headfirst like a stupid nigger.
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Who the fuck are these people
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>>698803085
that's panjeet and the three sharia's
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Guys, i think the bottle countdown is the coundown on the suicide bomb!
>>698803176
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>>698803209
Allahu Akbottle
>>698803249
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theres a luggage in my nigger !
>>698803300
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>>698803346
Throw it out the window.
Hey guys
hey guys look at the nigger pulled over!
hes getting beat by the cops lmao
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>>698803495
You'll feel bad when the thread 404's before u complete
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>>698803490
Heh. Get knocked the fuck out silly nig.
>>698803585
If it does you'll miss the big surprise at the end
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>>698803585
Op here, im gonna start a new thread when it does
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>>698803722
thanks buddy!
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>>698803715
Im the op, im going to start a new thread when it 404's>>698803744
np
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>>698803715
Take 1 down blow up the ground Allahu Akbar?
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>>698803849
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>>698803770
Bless you op, bless your kind soul. <3
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>>698795898
Jesus christ not goofy
>>698803825
The bus will defiantly be blowing up ;)
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