Sexting thread. Rules: >If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke >If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon) >If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last
I'm not the last OP hence the failed greentext
>Fuck.mp4
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Rollerino
rolly polly.
last female was my 15 year old cousin...
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Rolling
>>698778929
even better.
>>698778929
ROLL FOR THIS
>>698778929
do it pussy
>>698778929
rolling
Lol let's try
rollin
Nooo
>>698778363
Roll,
>tfw dubs
roll
Roll
Not happening
>>698778363
Nice phone number
>>698780033
OH SHIT WINRAR
>>698780035
That post wasn't mine retard
>>698778363
livin on the edge
>>698780141
>tfw girlfriend's 14 year old sister
>>698780321
welp do it fag
>>698778929
roll
gimme them dubs
>>698780223
Nice save
>>698780321
pls no dubs haha
let's go boys
>>698780703
and a re-roll
>>698778929
Ok, i want this
>>698778929
Now!
>>698778929
3rd roll
>>698780955
bam boom
Dicks out for Harambe
Roll
el rollerino
Rolling again
Rool!
roll
rolling
>>698780321
go agead bro
>>698778363
god op i dont know whether its because youre fat, covered in pimples, or because you have such a tiny dick but that made me cringe so hard
roller
rollllle
>>698781864
That wasn't me it was the last image on the last thread
rawl
>>698778363
Roll
as
They see me rollin
roll
>>698781086
Rollin for the cause
>>698781086
It's a great thing I never get dubs
>>698779053
>>698779143
>>698779169
>>698779218
Why would i risk going to the pokey?
>>698782273
4chan fame
if she says no just say
Hahaha just joking
or some shit
Yolo
I'M DOING IT GUYS
Awag
>>698782421
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
>>698782370
im very sure she wants to fuck me anyways. But its my cousin i aint doing that if im 6 years older.
Capcha select all pizza
>>698781086
>>698782254
>>698778363
fuck it
>>698782421
RE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>698782471
Don't be a faggot
>>698778363
rollo
I delivered last thread might as well roll again
>>698782471
You wanna die a virgin?
>>698782655
Oh fuck winrar be right back guys
Gary needs a new pair of shoes?
>>698782655
Dubss
Roll
>>698782655
How about you don't die a faggot and deliver
>>698782481
Its so...white. it looks 3d printed
>>698782744
geg
>>698782711
He does indeed!
>>698778929
Roll
>>698782833
O SHIT
>>698778363
uhh ... last female is my wife and we have 5 kids. So I'm going to man up and say it's my assistant cause that's way more interesting for everyone.
>>698778363
roll
>>698778363
rollin
roll
Rolling
>>698782571
>>698782655
obviously i want to fuck my cousin but dont be autistic i wont. anyways deliver faggot.
>>698782898
not tonight ... better drama next time, guys.
>>698782750
Okay I sent it, when she replies I'll post (I think she's asleep)
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>>698783126
show what you sent faggot.
>>698782843
what else did she say
>>698783322
Dub dub
Re roll
Rollllll
>>698783044
DO IT!
>>698783386
pretty much that its no big deal and next time Im in town she wants to fuck... we've been meaning to for a while haha
>>698783500
WINRAR don't be a fag
>>698783500
Dub
>>698783588
Shit... here goes....
rollllll
>>698783588
You either faggot
She's 7 so please no dubs
>>698778363
Damn, why would you even send a dick pic if that's all the meat you're packing? You're actively working against yourself there, she doesnt need any more persuading to stay away from you after seeing that chipolata.
Oh boy. Things will be awkward at work tomorrow if this is dubs...
>>698783799
That isn't me
Quick question, rolled Dubble bubble last thread, do I ask same person again, or next person?
>>698783916
Next
>>698783846
Yeah, I just meant the guy who was sending the messages. I was just wondering aloud what on earth he was thinking when he did that.
>>698783500
I'm out of here
>>698783916
ask the last dude you spoke to.
>>698784039
Who is she?
>>698784205
My dog. German Shepard
>>698784039
I want to believe anon
>>698784205
Friends gf
That's my own damn mom...
rolly roo
>>698784487
Are you 12?
>>698778363
Rolling
Fucking.... rolling... Ffs.
>>698784558
I can see how you would think that...
>>698784487
cancer
>>698784487
Lol your mom never responds to you. she probably killed herself because of what a faggot you are.
>>698784487
the fuck out of her with that shit. thats your mom bro. the only women in this world you love that you dont want to fuck. abort. say it was a joke. preserve your sanity.
>>698784039
pls i hope this is true
>>698783916
Here we go?
>>698784772
Fuck it... I'll tell her I was drunk... this is not the weirdest thing I've ever texted her.
>>698784740
LMAO this
Rill
>>698784961
your mom killed herself bro :(. she told me after i fucked her
Because she said my dick looks small
>>698784955
God, not again. Same anon, third dub. I'll break the cycle with this one
>>698785037
>>698778929
Rolling for this
>>698785037
Thank god... that will make Sunday lunch bearable!
...hey, feed her cat on your way out?
rolllllllllin
roll
>>698785222
Fucking trips!
>>698785222
WINRAR
>>698785222
WINNAR
>>698785222
FUCKING DELIVER
>>698785222
DEW ET. FULFILL YOURSELF BY EXPOSING YOURSELF.
Rolling
>>698785422
Winar
>>698785455
Damn alright
>>698785455
dubs
>>698785455
DING DING I expect 30 minutes or less anon
>>698785422
DO IT AS WELL FAGGOT
>>698785222
Don't be a faggot
>>698785422
Let's see it faggot
rolling
roll
>>698785482
Fuck me. 4 people
Fuck it, roll
>>698783765
She replied
>Mfw i already fucked the last girl i spoke
rollo
Roll
And if we've already fucked the last female we talked to?
>>698785773
well
>>698785222
>>698785422
Deliver
I've fucked the last 3 girls I've talked to lol.
>>698785841
I have to resend the message because I deleted before
>>698785862
>>698785832
Also in this predicament
>>698785773
Well??
>>698785921
did ya really save a thumbnail xD
>>698785576
Ask of me, and I will deliver, my child.
roll
>>698786039
I do not know i thought i saved it from somewhere on here.
rollllll
Roll cuz yolo
>>698786254
Faggot
>>698784955
What's up with all the downloads there buddy?
>>698786017
PDN Crashed one second
>>698786320
Another one
>>698780033
>>698780955
>>698782055
>>698782133
>>698782177
>>698782655
>>698782711
>>698782744
>>698782833
>>698783044
>>698783322
>>698783500
>>698783588
>>698783799
>>698784055
>>698784955
>>698784977
>>698785222
>>698785422
>>698785455
>>698784955
Kek! I'm dead
rollin
>>698786001
What a struggle it is.
>>698786115
And I'll patiently wait for a reply. Good job anon
Roll
Let's see how this goes
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>>698786554
rollo
Roll
Rolllllllllllllll
>>698786633
Checked those dubs
>>698784772
You ever had a sex dream about your mom? I had a sex dream about my mom once. Every time I remember it I feel deeply ashamed and I cant look her in the eye all day.
>>698786017
>>698786633
do it faggot
>>698786386
>>698783500
>>698484487
Delivered
>>698786704
kys
roll
Rollololol
rolling but i already fucked the last 7 girls i talked to so yeah.
>>698785183
hey, feed her to her cat on your way out?
>ftfy
lol
>>698786851
I really should.
>>698778363
rollin'
>>698785455
>>698785551
>>698786707
LOL, rough. Guess that's a no?
last time rolling
Rollo
>>698787004
Yes... It's a no
Roll
Roll
Roll
>>698786633
>>698786983
We live in different cities and go to the same uni
roll
>>698786479
Aand the last one I owe. I got a response already, but that's cuz this is the person I'm already partaking in jolly cooperation with
>>698786901
Thanks anon.... stoopid autocorrectz
>>698787263
just some random grill from my class doesnt really matter
Meh, I'll roll for lol
>>69877836
Roll
Niggers
>>698787268
weak
>>698787268
>online dare thing
jesus christ anon
>>698787268
DUDE YOU HAD A CHANCE!
God, I hope this works.
>>698786983
Damn, that's fuckin' smooth. If you don't get the pussy out of that she must be a dyke.
roll
>>698787324
Points for max autism!
>>698787412
No we are gonna be fucking. all throughout the school year. We have been talking about this since summer began
>>698787475
I can't stop laughing!
>>698787324
Foh
>>698787555
Trips!
rollerino
>>698787324
you're so fucking cringe, please leave this site and dont come back
>>698787555
Call your momma and ask her Why haven't we fucked yet?
>>698787324
this message is more autistic than anything you could have possibly been using that image to react to
>>698778363
Roll lol
>>698787644
POST IT!
Dubs
Roll
>>698787324
Response. black ink is private, saucy anon.
>>698787555
FUCKING WINAR
Rollin'
HONKA HONKA
>inb4 Wincest
>>698787720
Its a shame my mom died my senior year of highschool
>>698787268
>im doing an online dare thing
What kind of faggot are you? Fucking ruined it for yourself
>>698787833
Eyy you too my main man
>>698778363
I guess it is my former boss...
ROLL
>>698787810
Why haven't WE fucked yet?
Reroll
>>698787710
Can do, buddy! I've served my time for dubs, now I'll sit down in the back and lurk. See ya, ol' pal!
>>698788109
Cause I'm a guy
>>698787824
how old are you guys? 12?
>>698787956
Sorry dude phone is dead, scouts honor
>>698778363
Roll
>>698788238
Nuh-UH. 12 and a half.
Roll
roll
Roll
>>698788422
7Zip motherfucker
>>698788422
dubs
Let's see
>>698788229
>Cause I'm a gay
Fify
top kek
>>698788422
The one time I get dubs
Luckily it's my girlfriend
>>698787268
beta
Roll
>>698788699
Dibbity dubs!
>>698788822
Hehe
>>698788822
what the fuck
>>698788859
i don't talk to girls
>>698789008
Fuck off out of here, it's passed your bedtime
rull
>>698788238
You seem lost anon. As you have taken time to notice me, I feel you deserve an explanation. I'll keep it short. Ahem.
BIODADCHILDRAPEMOTHERSLUTADOPTEDNEWPARENTSBIBLEBELTSHAMESENIORNOWWEFUCKBETHESDAFANSTILLEMO.
A brief synopsis, from yours truly. Have a magnificent day, anonymous hero of mine.
Roll
gas the kikes race war now
rolling
Roll
Rollll
Roll...last female I talked to was my 78 year old grandmother earlier today......
>>698787268
lost ur chance to get fucked
>>698789206
im 22
>>698789399
Weiner
>>698788822
Delivering
>>698789272 fat fucking faggot
>>698789272
lol k faggot
tlking to a bitch on omegle right now
>>698789503
I call that a solid victory. Smell you later fag
>>698789399
Delivering
Last one was a 15 yo, so please. Rolling.
>>698789553
Indeed sir. I have become a bit... shapely over the past years. Excellent motivation, anon.
>>698789756
re rel
>>698789702
You beta faggot, don't bother msging again you clearly getting curved on a daily basis.
What troubles me most here is that none of you guys seem to be charging your phones...
.
>>698789702
Am i in guys?
>>698789882
Hang on.
So, is your phone set to dutch, but you type in english? Living abroad?
go
>>698789882
gold digger, leave her bro
Rolling to fuck my niece
>>698789866
Hope yours is all charged up fag
DUBS
>>698789882
No, you're beta, likely have a q tip taped to your doll shaped area, instead of a penis.
I smell a Spiderman thread brewing
>>698789786
faggot lel
Fuck it, I'm feeling lucky
>>698789866
Deliver faggot
>>698778363
fuck it
>>698789882
tell her you don't buy her those things because she isn't worth it
>>698790108
Shit...
Well, last woman I texted was my wife. So, I don't really see the point. Maybe I'll text that hot little redhead coworker instead to spice things up...
>>698787268
wow...you were in dude and you fucked it up...plus you spell like a nigger
roll
>>698789882
I'm so proud of you. Ya know, us faggots gots'ta stick together. It's a hard life out there
>>698790252
have fun getting bad karma for cheating on your wife. I hope you die
Hey can one of you fags get a picture of yourself with a ts I'll send you the girls nudes
suck my mantitties
>>698790252
No bullshit
DO IT!
>>698789503
The "kk" either means that you are Korean, or a fucking faggot. Please tell me that it's the former, and that you're not just an anime loving dude who roleplays on kik.
Roll
HERE COMES A RAGING SPIDERMAN THREAD
>>698790252
If you're talking about the chucky doll you keep in your basement(sorry, I meant "apartment"), I say go for it.
>>698789882
Not sure if i got insulted or if she's telling me I'm in
Roll
>>698790417
That was the response I got, fag. Not me myself.
Rollin tho
>>698790499
Fuk dat pussy
Dont be a bitch
>>698790499
You got dubs again. I say this calls for dick pic.
>>698790499
You're in you silly goose
>>698790499
OH DAMN! SHE USED THE HARD R!
She wants the D.
>>698790499
Dubs again... plus K E fucking K!
>>698789702
>>698789882
Netherfags...
Roll
>>698790622
Don't be a bitch, deliver faggot.
>>698790755
You to faggot
>>698790755
You too
>>698790548
xDDD *texts girl* *gets response*
This is the bottom of the barrel of human society. You are who you associate with, my friend.
>>69879078
keep going for it
roll
>>698790499
This slut wants your nigger dick badly.
all of these texts ended up surprisingly well wtf, is this phrase the missing step?
>>698790499
wait
>u spreeken das nederlanders
has either of you ever even seen a black person
>>698790781
How do I respond
roll
>>698790873
Actually, asshat, I contacted them to buy some shit. Just happens that that bitch is a horny mofo
Roll i have no girls to msg
>>698791021
"So meet you tomorrow evening? ;)"
>>698790499
>9:14 AM
Get the FUCK over there you daft shit.
>>698790947
Agreed, we must craft a more pathetic phrase, if we are to receive massive kek
