How's it feel knowing that I'm only 19 years old and
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How's it feel knowing that I'm only 19 years old and have an infinitely better life than all of you 40 year old kissless faggots?
>have 10/10 gf, hotter than anybody you've ever talked to
>Am popular, lots of friends at school, everybody loves me
>in theatre
>am fashionable
>run a YouTube gaming channel, more than any of you faggots could dream of
>successful
>cool as fuck
>teachers love me
>good taste in music (beastie boys)
Get mad losers. I come here to laugh at how fucking pathetic you all are.
>pic related
>it me
awful bait, seriously, some of the worst ive seen. thanks for the laugh retard
nice gf 10/10, love landwhales
>>698776504
Worst bait I've ever seen. Kill yourself faggot.
>>698776699
Get mad newfag you're just jealous
Also checked
Does it hurt to know that your friends only like you because you have money and would ignore you if it all went away?
kek
>>698777008
Shut the fuck up she's cooler than yours
>ohwait.jpg
>mouse pads don't count
Are you just mad I'm stealing your "whyte wimin" you inbred cracker jerk?
>>698776699
Funny how the worst brownies do better with white girls than autism white faggots with they own girls.
HAHAHHA!
>>698777512
maybe because all white males are beta cucks?
Newfag/10
>>698777649
(You)
>>698776504
if any of this is true, then you've peaked and it's all downhill from here.
you'll kill yourself by 25. have a nice life/.
>>698777440
Lmao is this what you tell yourself?
I've been popular. Even before my channel
girlfriend is rocky dennis/10
White women thread or land whale thread like OPs gf
>>698777665
>>698777780
>>698777829
>brownies do better with white girls than autism >white faggots
(You)
>>698776504
links to youtube so I can be sadder about myself
I'm 44,brown, and married and wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
Just for no hard feelings I'll let you in on a trick I figured out in middle school, eat white bread to pull the pubes out of your teeth before going home.
>>698777665
Get your cancer out of here newfag bitch
>>698777780
I'm just getting started loser punkass
>>698777829
>says I don't understand English and gets mad I called him 'in bread'
>in bred
>mfw
>le_facepalm.jpg
Lel. You're just as stupid as my subreddits said you'd be
>>698777170
>calling someone a newfag
>says age and post face
nigger you are 19
>>698776504
10/10
But will he make it to Forbes that is the question?
>>698778467
E-MAN979
Just try and shred me or my fan base
White /pol/ (You)
>>698776504
Do you guys share your food, soda and diabetes medication?
>>698778960
Whoops lol
>pro tip: you can XD
this is b8, and we took it by posting in this thread
>>698778960
Quick find all the copy write music and flag everything thanks mate see you in hell fucker
>>698779096
Shit. Autocorrect sorry /bro/
*cant
why are you on /b/ dude . . .
>>698776504
Is that you Anish?
Posts pics of your 10/10 gf please. Also I respect your love for nature but whales are supposed to be in the ocean not your car.
>>698779150
FUCKING IDIOT.
he's using trying to use us to trash some miserable homo
>>698776504
Good for you kiddo.
>>698779251
zozzled
>>698776504
>>698776504
OP how does it feel to have only 19 subs and whale for a girlfriend?
>>698778879
I hope so
>>698779092
Lol shut up I don't have diabetes you cancer
>>698779115
LOLOLOL TROLOLOL GET MAD PATHETIC LOSER
>>698779250
To laugh at pathetic wimps like you
White /pol/ (You)
>>698778960
If this is actually you, sorry. I'm sorry you couldn't amount to anything. I'm sorry you couldn't find the motivation to work towards any skill. I'm sorry you didn't get the support you needed. Sorry you became fat. Sorry you became a bad person by conventional definitions. Sorry you are lonely. Hope your life only improves from here on. Sincerely, a fag.
fucking nigger
we nuked the wrong people
>>698779752
I'm just starting lol anon I'm only 19. At least I'm not in love with my steam account. Get a life.
>>698779367
Lel okay queerbag
>>698776504
Right, and I have a twelve foot cock and a ranch on mars.
>pic related, its my house
>>698779912
lol plz respond to this op/10
>>698780831
top kek
>>698780602
Your content is shite you should accept you will amount to nothing in life and move on. You should learn a real skill like carpentry and build yourself a coffin.
I feel good enough to not to brag on the internet about ny life
>>698780898
>>698779912
Way to try and pity me assholes. You literally can't even try to take a serious route. I probably have a better job and social life than both of you combined.
>>698780831
No it's not that's the White House dumbass I'm not stupid. Everything I said is true, except maybe how pathetic and laughable you guys are. That was understated
-EMAN
>>698781142
*brags about how good he feels*
Stfu hypocrite
>>698781128
Lol I'm learning how to become a professional welder in high school this year. Carpentry is useless and stupid.
>>698781633
I'm still sorry. Your inferiority complex seems to have gotten out of hand. Perhaps the girl you are with in the pictures isn't even your girlfriend. You've yet to post anything to indicate an intimate relationship. You're so insecure you need the attention of people who can only despise what you do. Do yourself a favor and stop. You aren't helping yourself. Sorry your life sucks, man.
>>698781633
Stop playing tennis and fucking whales. Stop playing LOL in comp sci. Go home Anish.
Comes to /b/ says he is winning and calling us losers. Thinks he is going to piss us off or bother us. Acts like we have never been told any of this before. You're on /b/ kid welcome to cancer city we don't give a fuck about you, your job, your life, or your whale of a girlfriend. Now please return to your miserably short existence on planet earth and remember when you die no one here will give a fuck because you're just another statistic in uncle Sam's public health record. Oh and see you in hell fucker.
>>698782250
sauce me I need better ammo
>>698782173
Get over yourself lmao
>>698782250
You're just mad I can even talk to girls. I don't play tennis, I workout. Unlike you jerk bitch
>>698782476
*Comes to /b/ proving I'm right*
>newfag lol
>>698782595
>jerk bitch
>mfw he thinks this is actually offensive to ANY human being
How stupid are you op
>pisses off large group of people and potential hackers
>releases face, age, and info
>gives youtube chanel aswell
You have a recipe for disaster op3829
>>698782951
You're obviously offended by it
LMAO
>>698782796
Right about what exactly you have yet to add anything meaningful. Remember no one honestly cares about your pathetically short life. You will die and no one will give a fuck about you in 10 years.
>>698782482
This kids name is Anish, we were in AP Comp Sci our senior year. All he did was play league and then cry when he failed his tests to get that pitty C from the teach. Our school did a play called suessical the musical and Anish was in it and from what I heard it was literally ear rape. What the fuck man. It's been awhile why haven't you lost the braces yet? It's no wonder you are becoming a welder because you're dumb as fuck and probably failed the AP Comp Sci test because you cried over recursion every fucking day. What a disgrace.
>>698783080
This guy is making the real points here. You just did everything you're not supposed to do on here. Like either you are captain baits a lot or you're the real newfag OP
>>698783083
wait a minute anons...this isn't bait
>looks like this (>>698782341)
>uses nonsense insults like 'jerk bitch'
>thinks this comment was actually funny
GUYS HE'S DOWN-TISTIC CUT HIM SOME SLACK
>>698783080
Oops, captcha.
Anish you cucky wucky have you finished your chores? I've told you that when you type fast and get shhweaty on that internet it is no good for your cholesterol.
>>698782595
T_T I hope you end up ok kid, I really do.
>>698783227
Wow maybe there is a god.
And now the truth comes to the light as it always does.
>>698782595
Fuck off anish everyone knows you brag about being second string on doubles in tennis. Fuck off.
>>698776504
ALLEN GET THE FUCK OFF OF 4CHAN AND GO TO BED!! YOU HAVE BAND PRACTICE AT 7 IN THE MORNING!!!
love you honey bunny xoxoxo :*
>>698783666
Nice trips boi
>>698782595
>>698777507
>>698777170
>>698776504
I bet this dudes alright OP, theres no need to be envious of him
>>698782080
>>698783227
So this fucker failed high school he is currently a super senior if other anon's comment is true. Haha massive fucking loser who should quit life and just live with mommy and daddy... OP's welding ability
>>698776504
"Run a YouTube gaming channel, more then any of you faggots could dream of"
You have 19 subs and your best vid has 57 views. You have 176 vids and I have more total views on my YouTube with 8 vids.
>>698783227
>>698783080
Fuck they have his name now too
>>698783562
>>698783227
Lol wut? No it's not dumbasses.
EMAN
The name is Ethan. That's the E in E-MAN957
Now get off this thread dumbasses and don't forget my name, it's going to be a big one somedsy
>>698776504
You actually took time out of your day to post this and respond to each reply on this thread for... What exactly? To feel superior to random internet strangers who you will never know you and will forget your existence by tomorrow? But hey, I'm just some random faggot jelly of your shit life and horse-faced landwhale gf. Congrats on being an absolute loser.
Sincerely, another loser.
>>698776504
>have 10/10 gf, hotter than anybody you've ever talked to
>Am popular, lots of friends at school, everybody loves me
>in theatre
>am fashionable
>run a YouTube gaming channel, more than any of you faggots could dream of
>successful
>cool as fuck
>teachers love me
>good taste in music (beastie boys)
Get mad losers. I come here to laugh at how fucking pathetic you all are.
>pic related
>it me
ITT insecure faggot tries to live a fantasy.
BTW, if pic is related, you are both ugly pieces of shit
>>698776504
OP is working you all for a personal army attack. Eventually someone is going to "figure out" who this guy is and post a social media account, and you fags are going to jump all over it and do OP's bidding because you have no critical thinking skills.
You're getting played.
>>698784402
why are you just shitposting in this b8 thread
>>698784131
holy shit but to compare yourself in height against the abyss, such vanity
"infinitely better life" bullshit.
>Be white
Already 10x better than you m8
>>698776504
Obvious bait. Troll harder faggot. -10/10 for forcing me to reply.
>>698784107
Stfu where'd you get that? That was on my second stick project and you know it.
>>698784163
>it's going to be big someday
This is the biggest bait I have ever seen and anyone who posts in this thread is obviously a summerfag
>>698784489
honestly. this guy could be doing so much better. there's like prime real estate over at ylyl
>>698784485
very much this...but as I LOVE to watch suckers get trolled i think i'll stick around
>>698784559
The Internet has deep pockets... Fucking use google you bait fag
Baiting faggot
>successful gaming channel
>19 subcribers
>>698784623
spread the word of boog our new lord and savior
>>698778779
Your bait is too good, it hurts. Its fun to shitpost, aint it?
>>698776504
Best Bait i have seen in a while
>>698784859
dump more and I'll do what I can. trump has been getting stale so I need another cartoon character to blindly follow
>>698784163
>>698778960
Mistypes his own channel name. Fuck off Anish this isn't even your channel. Go to bed.
nice bait faggot
>>698784592
> anyone who posts in this thread is obviously a summerfag
>>698776504
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN THE HARPOOONS
YOU ARE FAT
BITCH
COME ON /b/ LET'S TURN THIS INTO A SUICIDE
GO
GO
GO
>>698785054
my pleasure good sir
>>698777507
I could have a cockroach for a girlfriend, she would be hotter than your and you know it.
Your delusional, you have so much insecurities that you post here to make yourself feel better, your uglier then fattest neckbeards and those neckbeards aren't even trying while you spent hours daily trying to find an angle that makes your deformed face look better.
People on 4chan are sad, you right about that. But your even sadder
>4chan
>40 year olds
Everyone here is an edgy 16 - 25 year old with some exceptions
>>698776504
nigga you look like a burnt cheeto
>>698784592
The trouble is that it's not bait, OP.
Enjoy trying to get that horribly fat thing off your dick
>>698785246
>>698785391
>>698785349
stop spamming my thread with that bear, faggot
>>698785054
1
>>698785054
2
3
>>698785444
>>698776504
>>698785444
trips say spam more
>>698785444
>>698776504
>>698784222
To laugh at jealous pussydicks like you
>>698784376
Says the one married to a stupid website like this xD
>>698784485
LOL YOU WISH DUMB BITCH HAHAHAHA are you guys really that butthurt about this?
>>698784504
WOW SICK BURN BRO. How long did it take you to stumbleupon that insult?
>>698784555
Obv mad. Get on my level then talk
>>698784589
Lmaooooo that was popular in reddit like five years ago
>>698784706
??? I still don't understand. Do you know me? That was on my electrode holder project.
>>698784739
Just getting started. Farther ahead than you
>>698784860
Says the shitposting newfag lmao
>pic related
>it's you guys
Laughing so hard rn omfg
>>698785556
>>698785592
>>698785666
GODDAMMIT STOP THIS FUCKING BEAR FAGGOTRY
FUCK YOU
MY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE GOING TO MAKE IT
>>698785693
so many replies
wow your autistic
>>698785724
>>698785724
this is you op
Shit quality b8, not even a newfag would bite
>>698785693
I'm waaaaaaay fatter than that.
>>698785808
>>698785857
NO COME ON FAGGOT STOP TRIGGERING ME
YOU ARE A FUCKWAD
STOP POSTING THAT STUPID FUCKING BEAER SHIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GODDDAMMIT
>>698778063
Kek'd
>>698778798
A-HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA
DAMN, THAT SHIT GOOD!
>>698785949
i'd love if this were real, but its not
>>698785444
This is my thread lol gtfo bitch nuts
>>698786016
GODDAMMIT FURRY FAG FUCK YOU
THIS IS NOT A THREAD ABOUT BEARS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK
IT'S ABOUT REALITY
MY REALITY
HOW ME AND MY GF ARE GOING TO MAKE IT
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FOR TRYING TO DERAIL MY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE WITH THIS FAGGOT BULLSHIT GODDAMMIT FAGGOT
>>698776504
OP I'm just like you except less fat!
Any normal person would hate 9/10ths of this cancerous place!
XD let's make these NEETS suffer I love you op
>>698786162
>>698785949
>I'm being a newfag and you can't stop me
>>698785693
Yet this fucker is still here... You're welding is a top hit when you google bad welding. Quit with the bait life.
>>698786227
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP SPAMMIG MY THREAD WITH THAT FUCKING BEAR GODDAMMIT FAGGOT FUCK
I'LL FUCKING FIGHT YOU
/b/ has gone to shit. Just porn threads trap threads furry threads and full of people who reply to posts like this. Bet you none of you faggots were even here for wew lad
>>698776504
>youtube gaming channel
>cool as fuck
>>698776504
you can't win op I'm 500 lbs more than you. my gravity alone will tear you to shreds. case. closed.
>>698785857
"Top kek" as you jerk dicks would say. Can't believe you fell for that "b8" xD xD xD
You guys are so fucking stupid omfg
>>698776504
>hot girlfriend
>cool as fuck/teachers love me
>"successful" but no job
SOMEONE START SCREEN CAPPING THIS SHIT! (and put me in it pls thx)
This is now a boog vore thread
>>698786316
>>698786376
It's real, actually. OP's posts are a reminder that Trump's all-white America isn't the reality you Trumpfags are trying to maintain as the status quo. We are becoming more and more interracial.
>>698786376
I was here for wew lad :P
>>698786529
Where'd you get that pic of OP?
>>698785298
This
>>698786542
Oh god a lib-tard.Talk politics when you grow up and pay the bills.
>>698776504
What is the youtube channel?
>>698786745
I do pay the bills. And Trump is going to be defeated by Clinton in one of the biggest landslides in history.
This thread
Uhm, you look like a fucking faggot and sound like one two. I'm 25 and make 400k annually and I don't have a fat ass girl or am I a fag who has to go on /b/ to gloat about his shitty life.
>>698786807
Why? Do you really want to watch that beaner fuck that landwhale? Seriously?
new copypasta?
>>698776504
>Hot land whale
>Theatre
>Fashionable
>Run a YouTube gaming channel
Have not so much as smiled this much in the past few years on this site.
Thank you for the laugh OP
>>698786849
I think you meant "chinks"
and no they aren't
OP did the man you are impersonating bullying you? you can call me anything I dont really care, but if you are who you say you are provide a time stamp with your face
>>698776504
>Teachers love me
Underage FEYGIT OyVEY
Gonna screencap this one for future YLYL threads
>>698779251
No its A'poo
>>698786853
>>698776504
Is it legal to transport a whale in your car?
>>698786475
I worked at jiffylube for some of summer
>>698786437
Lol
>>698786287
Oh shit. Well that looks like the joint I welded for the back of my electrode her this year. It was pretty bad but I'm way better now.
>>698786225
Thanks! That's a bit blunt but I'm working on it, I go to the gym twice a week now
>>698786162
>>698785949
Lol not even me, proof
>>698786853
well done anon
now kys
Guys I hacked OP and found a picture of him while he was writing his autobiography about being a faggot. kek
>>698786931
>>698786745
Says the NEET who blames his virginity and unemployment status on affirmative action
> My sides
GO OP
The amount of resistance is the measure of your true success at pissing off these idiots!
OP IS THE MASTER RACE.
ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE OP
>>698787108
liar
you're an unhinged faggot freaking out because anons called your bitch a landwhale
keep it up I can tell that's you John
>>698787185
>>698787220
>>698787220
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
DO NOT POST THIS FAGGOT BEAR SHIT AGAIN
I WILL CALL THIS WEBSITE AND FIND OUT YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
I MEAN IT FAGGOT GODDAMMIT YOU FAGGOT
>>698787108
hey man I made some home made bleach do you want some?
>>698787269
thats not boog, disqualified
>>698787356
Can I dip my cock in it?
>>698776699
Nice triple dubs
>>698784107
That weld makes me want to run a bead across my eyes.
>>698787371
>>698787468
>>698787468
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP SPAMMING MY THREAD WITH THIS BEAR SHIT GODDAMMIT
>>698776504
Obvious bait is obvious. Let's just say that sage is an awesome plant.
>>698776504
>no fat ugly bitch that will leave me for a nigger
>youtube gaming channel
>takes it seriously
Enjoy faggot, im good.
>>698776699
>>698787594
u linked the same post twice faggot
>>698787632
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ITS NOT BAIT
I WAS TRYING TO TELL ANONS ABOUT ME AND MY GF AND THEN THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS STARTED SHITPOSTING
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>698778960
>"successful"
>19 subscribers
????
Am I missing something?
>>698787712
BECAUSE I'M ANGRY AND I'M TRYING TO FUCK AT THE SAME TIME
FUCK YOU
FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE WHO DERAIL MY SHIT WITH THIS FUCKING FURRY PORN GODDAMMIT
>>698787572
As a welder myself I couldn't agree more
>>698787735
My sides. My life is infinitely better than yours if you get this butthurt over the situation.
>>698787851
Terrible fucking b8
I think I speak for most anons when I say that nobody gives a fuck about a fat fuck who probably got touched by landwhales as a little boy.
>>698787973
OK then look
shut the fuck up I'm>>698788018
I'M FUCKING HAVING TO DEAL WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT GODDAMMIT
FUCK YOU
FUCK THIS BEAR SHIT I AM TRYING TO TELL ANONS HOW MY GF AND I ARE GOING TO MAKE IT
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>698787851
Thanx m8 quality b8
>>698788114
I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I AM A BLACK BELT IN KARATE
>>698786988
Chongs are the master race and soon the world will know, beginning here.
Because OP is awesome as Fuck he's the only person that is allowed to tie with them.
Every NEET resistor in here's going to have nightmares about OP fucking their mom and crush. I'd say wife n gf but u guys clearly never had any
>>698786376
Sit my boy. If you think wew lad is ancient, you need to reevaluate your life here before school starts in a week or two.
>>698788209
ITS NOT BAIT I WILL FIGHT YOU FAGGOT
I WILL FIGHT YOU FIGHT YOU FIGHT YOU FIGHT YOU FIGHT YOU FIGHT YOU FIGHT YOU FIGHT YOU FIGHT YOU FIGHT YOU FIGHT YOU
FUCK
>>698788280
How do you know if you have the black belt on you?
>>698787356
Good one but no thanks dumbass you know trying to get people to kill themselves is illegal right? Fucking cuntbitch
>>698787683
Good at what? Regurgitating the same shit insults? Lmao
>>698788288
not so
in fact the West is currently developing a virus that will target DNA of Chinese origin
the white race will prevail, sorry
nature will take it's course
oh shit its a landwhale who knows karate.
>>698788538
I don't think it's bait. I'm getting a boner to the hambeast.
>>698776504
Who's the hambeast beside you?
>>698788555
trips say Boog flood
>>698788620
>>698788621
>>698776504
I remember thinking that i had it all at 19
trust me when i say that you don't
everything will come crashing down soon enough, and there won't be anything to catch you, because you've built a safey net around a fake internet persona
life is going to hit you hard, and the worst part is, no one's going to know it's happening to you, and the ones who know won't give a single, solitary shit
>>698788621
Excuse me but that's my soon to be wife, and she's actually of normal weight. But I wouldn't expect some basement dweller to faps to "feminized penis" to understand real life.
>>698787851
OP is triggered because we all know he's a little bitch fatty
10/10? Nah, more like 5 or 4.
>>698788964
I'll fucking fight you bearfag.
>>698788839
Holy fucking shit if you think thats normal weight you really are a landwhale
>>698789070
Let's go fatty
Harambe and harambe's replacement all in one photo
>>698789080
JESUS CHRIST FUCK YOU I'M IN THERAPY.
>>698776504
if you look like 45 when actually 19, you gonna have a hard life, son
>>698789141
No. No No No No you just don't get it.
this thread
OK real OP here.
All these faggots are trolling.
She and I are happier than ANY of you.
>>698776504
Oh my fucking god. The poor bait was the bait. Well played.
>>698789213
Then your life sure as hell isnt perfect fatty. And fyi fat asses with braces arent pretty.
>>698788511
> white race will prevail
> country run by dindu
> already getting cucked by Jewish nig porn
> info about racially targeted disease already out/ freedom of info act makes people suspicious
You will learn. It's best for all of us.
They controlled the world before 1400 and the west's silly brief stint is coming soon to an end, like Greece and Babylon.
China/Japan is the only ancient civilian that's still around and their people are still Chinese at heart
You will learn, we all will. It's okay, give in
>>698789449
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I WOULD SHOVE MY FUCKING COCK UP YOUR ASS TO BREAK YOU FAGGOT
SHUT UP
>>698786269
>>698789560
what part of "virus targeting the Chinese" did you not get? We have insurance against that. And we will use it with Trump behind the helm.
>>698776504
bro ur girl is average at best..
>>698789619
THAT ISNT ME
FUCK YOU GODDAMMIT
>>698786316
>>698776504
You got to be joking right? because something tells me the brakes on your life are going to be fucking hitting you pretty hard fatty
>>698776504
That's all enough to get the title "MASTERWANKER". Use a mirror, jerkfag.
>>698789560
are the only Civilizations still around since their inception*
They are still themselves, unlike Africa and Latin America and the Celts and Slavs et
>>698777507
This is next level bait, god damn.
>>698787227
>Same fagging this hard
please stay quarantined in this board and Reddit OP is always a faggot
>>698789680
> Because totally going to happen
You do know China is actually the wild west of biology right?
Most of the progress is being done there as prototype and commercially.
> trump
They are drooling for him to get in look it up, because he'd speed the inevitable destruction of this brief civvie
>>698786853
>>698778063
upper echelon kek
>>698789972
> same fag
Who're you talking about?
I'll prove it
>>698776504
Nice braces does your dads pubes stick in there when your sucking his dick
>>698778798
HAAAAAAA FUCK
>>698776504
=)) Dayum dude,r u serious?U fucking gamer fedora indian with a fat ass landwhale =)) good one,
>>698782173
OP is kill from heary disease
Hey guys real OP here. It's 3am over here and I'm turning in.
Laughed my ass off so hard at all you faggots having bouts of hyper-autism over this. This is such bait and I don't know why I'm surprised that you faggots took it. if this actually gets screen capped and spread I'll die of laughter.
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GG /b/ it's been a fun two hours. Good job to the autists who could appreciate just how shitty I had to make this b8 and gave it a bump.
God I love this piss pool
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How much flour does it take to find her wet spot? How long does her fat ripple after you slap it to "ride the waves?"
How do you manage to get your micro-penis past her fat to engage in coitus?
Most importantly, how has she not puked herself thin after having to look at your face?
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Pic for proof.
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offbyone.jpeg
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I'm a 35 year old autistic virgin, but at least I don't need to troll /b/ to get off.
Braces suck don't they? Your gf looks nice. Have a nice day.
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Dammit that would've made this thread go from gold to platinum
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Smell that? C'mon smell harder. That's right, you know that smell. That's a newfag right there.
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cyanide?
