Hey /b/ My girlfriend of 6 years just broke up with me. I am 29 years old.
Ultimately whore and whatever comments don't bother me. But I could use a good laugh.
YLYL
Post her noods 4 the revenging that's why
You were never as happy with her as you'll remember being
>>698769953
How about a good spook?
>>698770838
This is now a skeleton thread
>>698769953
Here! Have a baby dragon. That should cheer you up.
Y'all suck at YLYL
>>698771301
>>698771301
I told you that this is now a skeleton thread
>>698771403
>>698770191
I've never been happy.
>>698771430
>>698769953
>>698771517
>>698771133
those triple dubs tho
>>698771133
Joel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vASTdKwB5QA
>>698771982
Thanks. The ride never ends
>>698771579
>>698772092
I wish I was him
>>698769953
>>698772445
Why does captcha like store fronts so much?
>>698771994
>>698772854
My memes are not ironic.
>>698772052
This seems appropriate
>>698769953
Green text stories count?
>Pic related i lugh evri tim
>>698772261
>>698772801
lol that got me good!
>>698773123
Why is no one but me posting skeles? This is a skeleton thread now!
>>698773167
Cute
That gave me keks
>>698773327
Im going to the graveyard looking for dubs, anyone joining?
>>698773516
HELL YEAH!
>>698773091
Come on /b/ sing it to the tune of This Old Man
>I am such an asshole
>I will now commence to troll
>You will lose your sanity before I am through
>Your mother is a fat ugly jew!
>>698773436
>>698773632
It's getting pretty spooky man! Let's see if we can get passed these spooks, i think i see some dubs beyond them.
>>698772264
What the fuck is on the counter?
Is that cortana?
>>698771879
Mmmm... GODDAMN I love me some Pocahontas Jones..
>>698773898
We'll surly find dubs at some point!
>>698774077
Alright man, lets get these dubs outta here! And QUICK THERES ONE BEHIND YOU!
>>698774137
nice skelly
this.gem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Peg9q-iVqEo
>>698774137
>>698774077
There blocking the way Quick head right!
>>698774198
Boss skeleton approaches!
>>698774319
Oh god the keks!!!! They won't stop!
>>698774453
All i have is a shovel, Yo >>698774137
Can you do anything about this boss?
You're a plagiarizing faggot come up with your own thread ideas you Pepe fuck
>>698774453
That's real fucking nito
>>698774383
Boss skeleton doesn't like intruders.
>>698771403
That isnt funny, its incredibly racist and offensive. I would like you to apologize or be reported my good sir/her/preferred
>>698774676
Wtf?
Go be a nigger somewhere else
>>698774649
Alright everyone on my mark we run past him and take his dubs! On my mark.....
GO!
>>698774593
A shovel is more that enough to rustle the bones of the undead! Skeles are strong but are weak to strike damage!
>>698774861
Forgot to yell your names
>>698774137
>>698774077
>>698769953
Stay strong man, lots of love your way!
Another gem, long but good
Yep...
>>698774861
I'm happy that I turned this into a skele thread.
>>698769953
28 yo here.
Haven't had a long term gf for 4 years. It's awesome. Enjoy single life. Buy cool shit and fuck barely legal bitches and if you can get away with it, some underage too, why the fuck not.
This is 4chan..?
>>698774914
But... Shovel Knight! I haven't used a shovel as a weapon before! My melee weapons skill is only 15!
Wait, i think I know who to call...
Everyone give me a minute! Be my shield and we just may make it out with dubs yet.
>>698774137
>>698774077
>>698774676
That shits hilarious
>>698774845
Please dont say n*gger please. At least censor it or filter it.
>>698775168
I know op wanted a ylyl thread but I find that skeletons cheer me up more. I even have skele pillows.
Wtf
>>698775287
>>698775244
More dubs to shield!
Why...
>>698775287
Fuck off you niggerwop.
God...
>>698775411
Everyone here they come! Grab on to either the car or the man!
>>698769953
saw this image and burst out laughing, told my gf, she burst out laughing saying: "its TRUE!" thank you op....and you are right
>>698775271
There is nothing funny about racial and sexual in equality. Please, refrain from such ptsd inducing phrases. Immaturity is not my fore front and neither should yours or this website be of it is.
>>698775287
Fuck off nigger. We don't want your kind here. The only cool one of you guys was harambe
Chick fight..
>>698775490
I will grab the car.
Same!
>>698775490
Oh no, skeletor is driving!
Tye ones spouting the black man racism will of becoming band. Of which of course is a way of being racist and systematically even more racist and sexism and transphobic and homophobia.
>>698775287
NIGGER
Wtf m8
>>698775287
Where do you think you are?
Black man
BLACK PEOPLE
>>698775875
That's alright I planned for this, because the man behind us is none other than He-Man himself!
>>698771638
Sounds like you need to go on an adventure to find your own calling.
It's kinda funny that your girlfriend left you,OP.
Penis
>>698775216
>virgin
>uses parents money to buy Doritos and video games.
>chases kids around Walmart
>>698775971
>>698776002
>>698775570
>>698775357
STOP now!stop or I report you to the police for online racism and harassment! Pic related kiss my butt!!
>>698776241
Thank gray skull
It takes one to know one m8
>>698776408
>>698776408
DAMN PERIDOT! YOU GOT A FAT ASS! LET ME SMASH DAT SHIT!
>>698769953
Srry for hijacking thread with people in a graveyard looking for dubs, im dumping my fav stories for ya.
Oh god, RULE 34 IS COME G BRACE YOURSELVES
>>698776544
Green girls and skeletons are my weaknesses.
>>698776675
>>698776694
Pants are already off!
>>698776751
>>698776408
woah man, chill it. no need to use language like b*tt on 4chan...
how rude...
nice ass tho ;)
>>698776803
This thread needs trigger warnings
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
>>698775946
Thanks for the pasta dawg.
>>698776869
QUIT THE SARCASM OF A THOUSAND BLISTERING SANDS! REEEEEEEEE
>>698776675
Thank you. I just wanted to post skeles but you made this whole thing a trip. I'm grateful.
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>>698777022
It wants not a creepypasta brochacho broseph stalin bromigo but gracias. So close to trips too...
>>698776457
>>698775982
Are we all ok? Lets check our bags for dubs, it was hard to tell what we grabbed in the dark.
>>698776408
>report to the police for online racism and harassment
>online racism and harassment
>online racism
>>698777094
No problem man, I joined because i did the same thing earlier today in a GET thread.
>>698776408
I'd smash so hard that her physical form would disappear as I climaxed so my cum would drench her gem.
Meh.
>>698777036
>sands
what the fuck is a sand
like a single sand grain
because a thousand grains of sand could like fit in my palm
>>698777324
Short green ladies are my fetish.
>>698777240
Yeahngot A problemo m8? Rafism ia in whirte blood and not anyone elses boood. I hate white. Internet needs to be censored. I am callling cyber police in a minute you jerks!
>>698777529
Congratulations!
>>698771551
Brojobs are not gay
>>698777529
This guy is my illiterate hero.
DESTINY FTW
>>698775490
More of these
Theyre fucking hilarious
>>698777428
Thousand lands of sand. Imagine Rolf saying it.
>>698769953
I'm 29 and have never had a gf, laugh at that.
Who plays destiny here?
>>698777324
>you cum
>as she turns into a gem, she almost instantly tries to reform
>you don't have enough time to clean off the cum
>she reforms, but her hair, her skin, have all been absolutely covered with the slimy liquid
>it's got to be at least an inch deep
>because she reformed, she's up for one more round
>you oblige
>do the same thing over and over again
>after about five rounds theres a thick layer of white slime over her face
>she might as well just have fused with a cum gem
>after a while she finally gets tired enough she lands on the floor
>huge splatter when she lands
>you leave her there to bathe in your cum
Fap break?
>>698777529
Pardon m8?
>>698778072
>>698776408
Thoughts /b/?
>>698771638
And now we know why she broke up with you.
Would you fuck her?
It is Rule 34 time.
>>698778344
>>698778106
I'm screenshoting to fap to the idea later. Thanks man!
>>698778252
Memebase memes are against the law of 4chan. Gtfo or tits or dick or both if ya got em ;)
>>698776408
guaranteed replys!
i'd totally eat out peridot's ass.
>>698778344
cmon grab your cock, we'll discover very odd fetishes, with cake the cat and fiona the human the fun will never end its rule 34 time
kill me
i have chronic depression
>>698778510
Son I am dissapoint.
Please see >>698777626
>>698778510
you're welcome
>>698778654
More Peridot. She gets me rock hard.
>>698778715
Wow! I can't wait to tell my mom I leveled up my autism!
>>698776408
whoa nigger, chill the fuck out......now what are you talking about?
before you get the cyber police involved, lets talk this over, man to near human ape creature.
pic unrelated....no really
>>698778692
>kill me
>i have chronic depression
nypa, dont be a pussy.
No.698778425
>>698779137
Lol i see you m8
>>698778858
i mean, if you really want more of her...
>>698778425
> a reich for ants
>>698775490
holy fuck I'm crying post more pls
>3 grams
>>698779137
They aren't funny though. They're offensive, edgy, and immature as all hell.
>>698778858
>peridot
>rock
nyehehehe
>>698779383
She pleases my dick greatly.
>>698779475
Sorry to dissapoint m8 but we escaped without any dubs. Couldn't see very well in the dark.
THERES A SKELETON BEHIND YOU!
>>698779617
698779137
>>698779703
This thread is pleasin me in all the right ways.
>>698779791
> the 2nd reich for ants
some on man, make anne effort
>>698769953
>My girlfriend of 6 years
>I am 29
Damn, were her parents okay with that?!
>>698769953
You dodged a bullet, OP. Nicely done!
>>698775535
she have nice tits?? post or gtfo
Give it up for the Shorty Squad
>>698779975
kek....my gf was like.......13 when we started dating.....i am almost sure they were not.
>>698779868
must not be hard to please you
>>698780136
The best squad
>>698780121
not a girl, rule dosent apply to me, so go fuck yourself......and no, she is kinda......medium B or so....by most standards, her smallish tits leave much to be desired, i like them small though.
I can nazi your point, 698779948.
>>698780206
Skeletons, and short green girls.
>>698776408
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>>698780389
do you not know how to reference a post?
click the post number
lurkmoar
>>698780525
Thx m8
>>698780353
ah so you have a b tier dog for a chick huh?? i can see why you're here
>>698780424
rhythmatic pulveriser, nyeheheheheh
>>698780525
Just on tablet tho :(
>>698780424
>>698779475
Didn't find this one in time, so feel free to take it and use it somewhere else.
>>698780668
that and im not getting vand, and all that implies.
Huge fap break.
>>698780707
Fuck, I can hear it in her voice.
>>698781079
Jesus man.
Thread derailed.
>>698781360
/b/ random here.
>>698780707
thats funny! im so funny!
>>698781213
i cant tell if youre just overwhelmed by peridot porn
or overwhelmed by peridot's sexiness
>>698777529
I actually have no idea what you are trying to convey.
>>698778227
>>698771638
Read The Sun Also Rises. Don't worry man, life sucks for me and it sucks for you. But you're not alone here. I for one care.
>>698774997
Lmao I know this guy (pic) his name is Steve we call him nubs because his index finger was cut off with a bike chain so weird to see his picture still circulating
>>698772445
these fuckers are hella spooky
>>698777529
more of pic related pls nigger
>>698769953
hey, you happen to post when im completely shit faced.
normally i ignore these (muh gf broke up wiff meh) posts even when im drunk but im shit faced so yah. Being a 25 year old virgins i can say at least you got some booty. (or atleast you got the head in after 6 years) Blah blah blah could be way worst blah blah blah she a hoe, blah blah blah more fish in the sea.
sucks that she bailed after 6 years but she wasn't meant to be man. If you stuck around for 6 years with one chick then you'll be able to find a nother possibility.
Best of luck
love 25yr old virgin.
ps. shit was full of errors. fuck puctuation nazis>select all images with juice
