you have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf /b/
I'm gay
THE MAN IN THE RABBIT COSTUME CUT OFF MY PENIS
I dumped mine to fuck bitches
I'm married
I don't?
>>698763855
I'm trying anon. I might have a date on friday if things go well...which I'm hoping they do.
I sit in my room all day fantasizing about a life I don't have while rotting about my day checking my email for my amazon orders.
>>698763855
I'm not one of those pussies who needs to have a great constantly. Fuck buddies are a different story
Let's see...
I'm morbidly obese, have terrible skin and teeth, am dead broke, live with my mom, have no self confidence, and don't want somebody else's used goods.
>>698763855
because she has intimacy issues so she prefers to be called my pet
>>698763855
im a total fucking loser and am too scared to talk to a girl because i hate myself
My wife and i haven't found one yet
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
Self-conscious, too prideful to keep texting without getting an answer, work with a bunch of married women and I'm 23. Have been an emotional zombie since my last break up three years ago. Only found this out when coworker, mom, 40, beautiful fucking woman, kissed me drunk on a business trip, cried for a week over her, realizing I haven't felt much in a long time.
Part of the whole self-conscious/prideful thing is me not approaching women when I go out, mostly with friends. Part of that might also be that the last girl I dated three years ago was very self-respectful and taught me how to be that way too, for me to avoid making comments or things that would make others uncomfortable or bother them. Few girls I'm talking to now, some with boyfriends, but everyone is busy after graduation so I rarely see them.
There ya go OP. I felt like I wrote that more for myself than anything
Not too ugly but terrible when talking to girls
I am married
>>698763855
I'm a piece of garbage
I do, she's right next to me
I left mine few days ago because we are going to different schools this semester.
>>698764993
That's no excuse faggot
Bad genetics
Haven't tried hard enough.
Every time I think I may have found someone... a little voice in my head is telling me its not worth the bullshit.
Almost 100% of the time, that voice is right.
>>698763855
Can´t really keep interested in girl, I started to talk to a girl and in less that 2 days I don´t want to talk to her anyomore.
I feel as if my attraction to women is purely physical.
>>698764216
underrated fam
Scabies. Acutely advanced scabies. Borderline crusted.
>>698763855
i browse 4chan
>>698763855
I have
>>698765027
i bet
>>698763855
I had
My standards are too high.
getting over a breakup, working on me for a bit.
>>698764936
You should try meditation, as gay as it sounds, I've been doing it and got out of my rut more or less, just find some time when you're not doing anything else anyways, clear your mind and empty your head, try to level out a bit more. It's definitely worth it to get back out there and open up, I know how safe it is to feel in the bubble but it drove me mad after 5 years. Now I have hot Brazilian babe. She's my world but I would have been able to feel that way about her without coming to terms with myself in a few ways. This goes for everyone actually. Buck up, change unhealthy habits. Lost 40 pounds that wasn't making me happy and made friends with good people, their out there, but the best advice I can give is: understand and accept yourselves so you can understand others. Your perception is everything.
>>698765571
This
I have no love left to give
>>698764065
Good luck anon!
I'm trying. I sit in a group in English and I'm the only guy out of 4. The other two girls are quiet but me and her talk and laugh all class. I think she's just really nice though, she's like 5'4" probably 110 lb and I'm 6'0" about 250. Not really attractive and she's cute as fuck so I don't think she's really interested, but I'm trying.
>inb4 underage b&
I'm 19 and actually found /b/ when I was 8 through FunnyJunk.
>>698763855
I've stopped caring about women and no longer pursue relationships. My hobbies and sense of wonder are much more important than trying to keep some woman entertained.
It does get annoying to see couples irl though, but I just remember how the man's a sexual and financial slave to the woman.
i wouldnt care if anything bad happens to her or one of her family members. i dont know why but if something bad isnt happening to me but rather other people i couldnt give less of a shit
>>698766292
Thank you anon!
I took the Red Pill.
>>698763855
Because I married someone I am legit attracted to.
becuz //im straight
>>698766675
i also wouldnt hug her because ive always hated hugs and would probably only want her for her body
>>698766546
Absolutely. Because there's no diversity in the dynamics of different relationships. All people are identical. All women are the exact same. None want a healthy relationship. None want to be self supporting and independent. Nope. Did you know every single woman ever is a moneygrabbing manipulative cunt? Or maybe you're the problem.
>>698766675
>>698766966
Did something really bad happen to you? Or are you just an asshole?
>>698763855
My GF broke up yesterday... :-(
It really hurted me much
>>698764216
Please come join us in the regular world.
There is work that needs to be done.
>>698767283
if something bad did happen then my mind blocked it out. i just suck at caring about other people (besides family) but cant help feeling its not my fault
I´m married
>>698767281
Though I can tell you're being sarcastic, you're right about women, and took the words right off my keyboard. Women don't care about men the way they want you to think; they are not the 'loving, empathetic, caring, warm' women our mothers and society try to condition us as men to believe.
Think about how it's always the MAN who has to change himself in the relationship for it to 'work.' Meanwhile, the woman can be just as lazy and good for nothing as she was when she was single.
No thanks, I'll pass.
>>698767382
Leave her 57 voicemails telling her you love her. That'll work. Guaranteed.
Long-term relationship ended badly about a year and a half ago. After that, just haven't really had any luck dating. One girl was into me but thought I wasn't that interested in her (even though I was), so it ended quick. Another one decided she doesn't want a casual relationship now and isn't ready for one, so we stopped talking. The couple of other girls I've been into completely shot me down as soon as I expressed interest.
I'm not desperate to find a girl, I'd rather be with someone who's my type than just pursue someone I'm not that into. Still, seems like I had shit luck with women lately.
>>698767500
i have had real feelings for anime characters though. maybe since i get to really know them by watching the show but usually it doesnt last
>>698763855
I'm ugly
I'm working on it
>>698767713
Congrats on catching onto my sarcasm.
But in all honesty you're doing yourself a major disservice by making some incredibly broad generalizations about half the population.
And I would argue that there are a lot of beer-bellied, wife-beater wearing, good for nothing husbands out there as well. So to say that only women can let go once they're in a relationship is a complete fallacy.
And there's a lot of smoking hot milfs out there with rings on their fingers. And there's married chicks who have good careers and whatever and aren't draining the bank too.
You don't have to even be open to the idea of a relationship. But you still should be better than to judge everyone who is.
I used to....
recently broken up with, can't be alpha and move on yet because my emotions are TOO RAW
>>698763855
I don't find sex, or romantic relationships, to be anything that interests me.
>>698768764
TOO RAW
>>698768594
Of course there are plenty of good for nothing men out there, but you know what? They have no problem attracting women, especially the ones who brag non-stop about being so "intuitive" and "smart," acting as if they can detect when a man is confident or not. Yet they keep choosing these men, getting hurt by them, and then hating other men after becoming "victims" of their own stupidity. I have no time for 'fixing' some "damaged" woman. Even my own mother demonstrated that, at the end of the day, she's no better than the average woman.
But I digress. As I've said before, I don't care about women anymore. I don't care if she's a CEO of a Fortune 500 company, a "good" housewife (though cheating on the husband when he's not around), or some drug-addicted vagrant. From my experience, women do nothing but hinder a man's personal growth and progress, simply because women themselves are good for nothing other than reproducing. As I have no desire to reproduce for a number of reasons, I have no need for a woman.
Though I am curious: do you give women who trash men non-stop this same speech?
>>698763855
I'm to needy and don't take care of myself and want someone so I think my deep rooted problems are solved without doing anything about them.
Almost 100% of my income goes into buying comic books.
>>698769487
me too
>>698764752
its ok bro.
I do.
>>698763855
Im working on it, famalam
>>698763855
I'm a pussy and I browse 4chan
>>698763855
because she is a fat, feminist bitch that i broke up in 4 months but still fuck her every week, still text her on Jewbook and WhatsFuck everyday, we have nice convos but...
i lack the spine to tell her that my dick won't go up most of the times because i lost sexual attraction fon her cuz she always spoke feminist bullshit and it makes my dick flops.
I lost 4 different hot girls wanting to have sex with me because of her.
Full time job + Uni breaks a guy will.
>>698769353
Considering I'm dating a woman that loves me to death and is also pursuing her doctorate degree, you're wrong sir. My girl has never once started drama, or given me shit, or anything like that. I know she's a ridiculously rare bird, but they're out there, and if you can find one, they're absolutely amazing.
>>698770182
This
>>698769353
Well, I stopped actually caring about what you were saying when I realized you were a spiteful piece of shit in the first post, but thank you for voicing it yourself. Also, how would a CEO of a fortune 500 company drag you down in any capacity? By improving your way of life? And yes, not the same guy, but I do give equal amounts of flak to women who trash men. Stop using anecdotal experience, or a shitty, closed-minded upbringing, and actually be a decent human being.
That said, I don't pursue relationships because I'm asexual.
ex falsely accused me of rape, don't want to deal with anymore cunts for a long time
Because do you remember the cringy kid at your middle school that did alot of embarrassing, cringy shit and basically had no friends back then?
Well that kid was me; now ive changed to be as normal and average as possible. But the spaghetti still flows through my pockets and that past still haunts me as a soon to be highschool graduate. Everyone never lets go of the kid from way back when; only known as "the weeb king". which forces your school life to be miserable and your chances with any possible girl in your area to be nonexistent.
Thats why i can never experience love /b/. Ima go kill myself now
>>698769353
(different person)
it's weird how you treat people differently based on their gender.
like, its ok not to want to have a SO, but why do you have to make the distinction between them being men and women?
I have in interest in having a girlfriend. I like them, and I like the way they make me feel.
I have no interest in having a boyfriend. I don't care if he's the CEO of Fortune 500 company, but I'm not going to mindlessly and passively hate men.
>>698769854
I love this picture. Who's the artist?
>>698763855
Cos I'm fucking terrible at relationships.
>>698763855
Probably because I have no redeeming qualities.
>>698770360
No, *you're* wrong if you really think she loves you. To her, you're nothing more than an accessory; a toy she can fuck with until she gets bored, and when she does, she'll find another. Such is the nature of all women.
>>698770527
Alright, that's your opinion. If you're wondering how a CEO-woman can ruin a man, look at what I just posted above. In any case, I don't really care what you or anyone else says; at some point, you'll see I'm right. Well, maybe not you, since you're asexual.
>>698770659
The hell are you talking about? Whatever.
my dick is ugly
>>698770360
Give it time, mah nigga . The crazy will surface.
Is "I do have a girlfriend" an answer?
>>698770748
this is the worst fucking advice i've ever seen
>>698763855
She was still good with her ex he was always interfering in the relationship so I broke up with her
>>698763855
My wife won't let me have one
>>698763855
>>698763855
I dont like niggers
>>698763855
I haven't met a girl in ~4 years the was worth more than the sum of her holes.
>>698770882
that infographic is the dumbest thing ever.
You can be unattractive, know the girl personally, and do all of those things IN THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES, and fall into the attractive guy column
>>698770624
It's OK, mate. I was that kid, except it was because I was literally ignored by everyone except to be a target for their shit, from second to fifth grade. By the time I hit middle school, I was so socially inept, that even if I had wanted friends, I couldn't have actually had any. At the end of high school, I was pretty much emotionally dead, and every single interaction I had with other kids was laced with an underlying hatred of everybody there. That shit's behind me now, and it's starting to get better. Keep going, /b/ro.
>>698769353
To answer your question: yes, actually. I'm not trying to white knight (though I realize now that that's what this has become). I believe that two people can form a positive relationship. And I've called out both guys and girls for over generalizing the other. Just because Bob down the street cheats on his wife doesn't mean Joe will. Just because Jane wants kids doesn't mean Jessica does.
Your first paragraph shows your hypocrisy, I hope you realize that. You think that all women think that all men are the same. But you and I are very clearly not the same. And I don't think it would take very much effort for someone to realize that.
Anyway. I'm falling asleep at the keys here, so I'm out. Regardless of what your end goal is, and even if you're single forever, I strongly encourage you to reevaluate your perceptions on women. You'll be better off for it.
>>698765901
Are u the stoicfag that made a thread a couple weeks back? I still haven't gotten around to reading that book.
>>698770985
YOU'RE the worst fucking advice I've ever seen.
>>698770985
It's a joke, you spastic fuck
>>698763855
Because im the side guy fuckin a girl who isliving with her boyfriend and he doesn't have a damn clue. Its been going on since april
>>698771211
Then maybe this one will better demonstrate the point.
>>698769353
wow this webm..
Not at a place in my life where I can responsibly afford to have one.
>thought I was undesirable for years
>Stop trying for the most part
>only like ONE girl at a time. very rarely
>Don't pay attention to girls that do like me
>>698770882
That's fucking retarded. Please stop, and take your shitty bait somewhere else. This infographic is actually worse than a lot of the SJW shit I was subjected to in high school.
If you're pissed at women for your own shortcomings you're doing it wrong.
Have fun living with the worlds biggest chip on your shoulder.
You will go nowhere in life until you fix it first.
>>698771457
>>698771234
The fact that you and I aren't the same demonstrates the flaw (among many) in women's logic when they claim otherwise. But of course, no one calls them on it, not even the men they're talking shit about.
So, long story short, fuck women. I want nothing to do with them, and I no longer care about them. Do whatever you want though, as I'm going to go watch a show or something in ~25 mins anyway.
>>698771439
Pretty upsetting, no?
>>698771559
>b8
Try refuting it.
>protip:you fucking can't
Because i am ungodly ugly the same answer i give everytime you ask this literally no women on this planet likes me and if one did i would assume that they are mentaly retarded
>>698771752
I dont get how you can just hate women.
You probably hate black people too, right?
I do, faggot.
>>698771950
I hate niggers; I don't hate/care about black people.
>I myself am black.
>>698771694
worst is,apparently, according to my friends, I'm actually a very good with women, I just don't care to be with someone I'm not invested in. Not desperate enough to be with anyone, but still longing specifically for someone that actually would matter
>>698772078
Who hurt you, man?
>>698771409
No, that's still retarded. Plenty of unattractive people beat their wives, and guess what? Those wives often stay in the relationships. It happens to men as well, but it's still retarded. Furthermore, nobody wants anyone stalking them and showing up outside their windows, or randomly eavesdropping on them, regardless of attractiveness. Show some actual fucking facts, or please stop posting this shit.
I'm asexual and have a life threatening addiction to crystal meth. I've been up for a week straight and am ready to blow my brains out because I ran out of my stash and I am 500 dollars in debt.
>>698772161
No one. I'm more of a visual learner, in that I watch mistakes other men make, what happens to them, and learn not to repeat them. Such is the case with getting into relationships: it ends horribly for the men 90% of the time, and that percentage is growing.
>>698772435
That's what I was saying: be in a bad relationship, and they stay there. Why? The money's good; it has nothing to do with "love" or any other delusion.
Because they are ball busting cunts.
>>698772435
But, if you want
>fucking facts
then I suggest you learn what Red Pill and MGTOW are, and just to what extent women are fucking things up for men.
>>698771901
Snort a fat line of coke at a party and you'll get your dick sucked
>>698772579
That's not true, as literally any hospital, medical study, or reputable psychologist/psychiatrist can tell you. Most actually do develop an attachment, and develop a massive inferiority complex, equating what happens with them deserving it for some reason. Try coming up with a reasoned argument.
>tfw I know I'm phsysically attractive
>tfw girls get interested in me at first sight
>tfw social awkwardness destroy any change I have
JUST
Because having the face of an ape isn't ok also I like my money so that is the excuse I'm going with
Because my wife would get jealous
Drugs get you laid
>>698772579
These are statements you will have to back up with evidence.
The people who believe this do so purely out of insecurity.
>>698772855
No thanks i dont touch drugs period and what the fuck is that stupid image supposed to imply?
>>698772960
>psychologists/psychiatrists
Please don't tell me you take what those pill-prescribing morons say seriously. Those people do more damage than help, and it's their job to.
>>698773148
Then learn what MGTOW and Red Pill Philosophy are. Plenty of factoids about how little women really care about men available for you.
>>698772080
True. With me it's similar only it's more of the fact that I am so hooked up on one person that it's ruined me for anything else.
>>698763855
I'm happy with my far cheaper, lower maintenance and more adventurous roster of friends with benefits.
I was cheated on twice 2 months ago and am trying to get over it without being a pussy.
>>698763855
Well let's go through all the steps starting with the obvious
> I'm fat
However, I do have a fuck of a personality that has helped me have women way more attractive than I am.
> I'm for the most part lazy
Sadly this wasn't always true. I had drive once, but I lost it and basically gave in to a hermit like mediocrity.
> Severe depression/suicidal thoughts
Granted, nowhere near as bad as it used to be. Still gets strenuous to hang out with the bummed out kid and I have a nasty habit of being too honest about my feelings to someone I think I could care about.
> major anxiety meeting new people
Or taking a new job, or taking a new class.
> major anxiety with human connections in general
Until I get around to heavily medicating myself, I don't see that one changing. Fuck, I have to work hard to talk to my family, and we live in the same town. Sometimes it is an effort to interact with my best friend and I live with him.
>>698763855
I don't deserve it because I refuse to improve my circumstances. Wouldn't be fair to her.
>>698763855
my last one broke my heart
>>698763855
Because I really don't care that much. Now leave, school is back in session.
>>698763855
She left me for a delivery boy and said I need to grow up. I'm an out of work / struggling / self employed computer engineer / inventor with big dreams and big ideas. My room is messy.
>>698773306
If i found out my 12 year old kid was having sex i would ground them till age 16
anybody on here including myself doesn't deserve one because we're on fucking /b/
>>698763855
I tried to let out a fart when I was losing my virginity and ended up shooting diarrhea all over the girl's legs and bed. Since then I have been too traumatized to bother trying to be romantic with women in any way.
>>698763855
I already gave up, just accepted my fate.
>>698773629
What if they weren't, and it was just assumed/alleged that they had been?
>>698765571
>My standards are too high.
i dont look for one
I do. I wish I didn't. I knew she was a recovering addict. I didn't know she was a cam girl and was a relapsing addict. I didn't know I'd be a part of that relapse for sex. I didn't realize I'd find her pornos on the internet.
Women are fucking whores.
im gay
>>698773725
i almost did that, then i eventually found my ex from a random event helping a friend. there's hope everywhere you go, trust me anon.
>>698773706
Gonna need pics, anon. For science.
>>698773744
Oh well? Its not like a 12-16 year old has mich buisness being out and about all the time
>>698765183
I know, i am having the same problem
>>698771901
Cut your hair, style it, grow some facial hair other than just a pedostache and get some clothes without edgy designs on them.
>>698773403
you're doing that thing again
>>698774098
I litterally cannit grow any kind of decent facial hair so i usually shave it off
>>698771901
you ain't ugly bro. just haircut and confidence.
>>698773887
I just can´t connect with someone, its like I never developed empathy, must be because I basically grew up almost all alone.
>>698774152
Ummmmmm what?
>>698763855
Married
I'm only interested in dating girls much younger than me. For example, 14, and 13 year olds. I also have high standards, and I dislike being around many people.
>>698771950
>I dont get how you can just hate women.
>>698771350
what a whore. seriously bro if you got some respect for guys you should stop. I realize shes more in the wrong for actually doing it, but shes seriously going to put that guy in a mental institute if/when he finds out.
Welp, going to go watch Trek. Remember men: women do not care for you as much as you think you should care about them.
>>698774480
Fucking sick peado fuck
Cuz I'm a playa and I'm married to the money stupid fucking Simps lol.
>>698774244
You look like a skinnier version of me, with a higher forehead. Also im the guy fuckin someone elses gf.>>698771350
>>698763855
i don't know how to get one
>>698771439
I want to see the guys version we he has a flash forward to her getting fat and spending all his money while bitching at him every night then divorcing him and taking his kids and half his shit and then banging losers while he's left with nothing; right before he runs from the chapel and goes home to have a beer and enjoy the piece and quiet.
>>698774739
You sound like a fucking faggot, faggot.
>>698774480
>14yo
>pedo
Are you stupid?
I take creepshot instead of getting to know them
>>698774876
And your the type of faggot who takes a bitch out to dinner to get pussy, pathetic no game having whiteboy.
>>698774808
>skinnier
Are you 400 pounds i am pretty fat bro
im too selfish even when a gurl is crushed on me, anyway i dont really like her, but i wanna fuck her, the problem is that we have a lot of friends in common. wat 2 do ?
>>698773040
All around me are familiar faces
>>698763855
Because I evolved that bitch into a fiancee
fat and gay
>>698774935
no he is pedo
>>698775341
Lol hope your dumbass signed a prenup. So you can still keep one of your testicles.
I do. Don't tell my wife.
Well I could, I've been dating a girl for 4 months (we're both 18), I just don't know how to ask her, also while going about the topic she said her parents wouldn't allow her since they're the kind that would blame every fuck up on me
I really like her and would like to do it, do you guys have any ideas on how I should do it?
>>698763855
>you have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf /b/
>>698775442
No, pedephilia is being attracted to pre pubecent people, he is a hepebhile.
>>698763855
>you have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf /b/
I am not rich enough.
I'm just between girlfriends right now anon
>>698774876
And you the type to fall in love with a ho. Simp ass whiteboy
>tfw even ignored in this thread
I could write the list out, but OP said "10 seconds."
>>698775526
maybe she is wondering if you are really interested in her, u said that u been dating her like 4 months so maybe she wants u to step ahead.
>>698775874
>>698775081
Samefag
>>698775296
help?
>>698776104
You don't say........ Fucking simp ass newfag
>>698772435
>No, that's still retarded.
No, it's scientifically proven.
women tend to exhibit bias against unattractive men if they “mess up,” while being more forgiving toward attractive men. The researchers, from Eastern Kentucky University, claimed that women perceive men based on how handsome and attractive they are.
>The study of 170 college-age women revealed that unattractive men earned a “negative double bias” upon violating a social norm.
However, handsome men did not earn a negative bias if they broke a social norm or did something wrong.
http://www.ibtimes.com/women-less-forgiving-toward-unattractive-men-study-1943420
>Those wives often stay in the relationships.
Sure, they're waiting for a better pay check later in the divorce court.
>>698770748
>>698771901
You don't even look that bad. Believe me, I'm not just saying that either. If you were really ugly I'd make fun of you, not try to make your ass feel better. Now quit letting your crappy self esteem anchor you.
too busy drowning in that spider pussy
Never really tried, not that I could if I did. Trying to better my appearance, also I'm straight up awkward, no confidence, low self-esteem, I don't have any close friends, so I'm working on that first.
>>698776004
I guess you're right, I want to do it, I just don't know how to do it since, honestly, I never had any prior experience
>>698777104
dude if you didnt lied and you really been dating her then you have like 50%++ just keep doing what you been working on
Short story time
>be me today
>sitting alone in a table in campus
>playing with phone, just spending time util next class starts
>see a group of girls sitting under a three
>they're looking at me
>awkwardly avoid eye contact
>start to feel unconfortable
>pretend I'm busy with phone
>suddenly they stand up and are coming toward me
>feel the spaghetti dropping already
>"hey, how are you"
>no answer, I'm choking in my own failure
>"uh, can we sit here"
>"s-sure, I'm have to go now anyways" and stand up awkwardly
>"Oh really?, we just wanted to talk to you, we've seen you sometimes around here..."
>"Oh, sorry my class is going to start now"
>rush out of there without waiting for and answer
>I can feel they are staring at me confused
>when I am around the corner I hear them laugh
>there is still almost 2 our until my next class
>go hide in a corner in the library
>>698777871
u dont even tried
>>698763953
Honestly, this familiambalailama. I'm in no hurry too; I want to wait for someone nice to settle with.
>>698777853
Thanks man, I'll keep it in mind, I'll do my best
I'm gonna ask her out this week, wish me luck /b/.
>>698778658
Good luck anon! (Hope for the best but prepare for the worst)
Emotional problems, touching people feels painful, and I'm easier to respect than love.
>>698777871
You pussy ass mothafucka. That's ok. I'll fuck them birches for you.
I don't want one
Because I have no personality. I have no real hobbies that interest me. I am boring. I am uninterested in anything anyone is talking about. I have very few friends. Dont have a job. Am not attractive. I have no goals or ambition. I only want sex and money to keep me occupied until I die.
>>698777028
You gotta stop treating these women like ladies and start treating them like hoes.
>>698778622
good luck anon, my english sucks so i hope you understood what i was trying to say
>>698779090
Litteraly go to backpage and find you a fine bitch for an hour. All you want is sex and all they want is money.
>>698763855
meh, i do have one. I can't determine whether I don't appreciate it, or if i'm being smothered by a girl i can do better than.
completely unlikeable
>>698774098
Or he could snort some coke. Mix it up with a little DMT so he REALLY gets fucked up, am I right? Girls will suck your dick when your tripping balls.
I'm an unattractive asshole
Because i want to die but i dont want to directly kill myself, thats pathetic. My last girlfriend cared too much and it stressed us both out because i like to get fucked up on drugs and drive 130 on the highway. I dont give a shit anymore, im gonna live life until i die and i dont want any attachments.
>>698780273
you forgot the part about dealing drugs and becoming the fatlord of the mafia
ITT: Simps
Pimp C rollin in his grave
>>698773202
Which is why your such a pussy. Drugs won't hurt you. I was born on the higher end of the Austism spectrum, so my brain can handle intense psychedelics and heavy amounts of marijuana pretty well. Even percocets and promethazine with Codiene.
Because I'm a lonely nerd on 4chan
I got dubs in a sext thread
Sent "why haven't we fucked yet"
Send this to my gf of 3 years that I fucked every day since day one
>she leaves me
Fuck you 4chins
>mfw thread 404ed before I could save my ass
Yet I still come back
>>698780915
He's already fucked to begin with. Won't even take no ones helpful advice, who knows the coke might give him that boost of confidence he needs.
I'm broke, haven't had time, and frankly haven't seen anyone I'm willing to make time for.
still doesn't make being lonely any easier.
>>698780977
Then go to backpage and fuck a escort already, prob find a hot curvy bitch. There's a lot in my area.
I am religiously celibate
>>698763855
friends with benefits are easier to deal with.
>>698763855
My dick is 5 inches long
>>698763855
The girl I like/liked turned out to be almost completely incapable of communicating like a proper adult. I was able to convince myself she was just a bit shy for just long enough to let her get under my skin, so now I'm avoiding her and drinking heavily until I find my way out of this losing streak
Broke up with her back in June.
Just doing me for now. I missed being single.
>>698781058
Whew nice one lad
>>698781390
Then fist her like a real man would u cuck
>>698763855
mr wong burgers minions ripped my dick off
>>698781058
Sounds like she was insane in the first place
>>/b/ helps anon dodge bullet
I did.
Then I buried her.
I held her hand through those last hours, and she made me swear I wouldn't do anything stupid, like stay chaste for the rest of my life, or try to follow her too quick.
What's the point of having a dick if everything that makes it hard is so painful to remember?
im 15 and have had no luck with chicks am I doomed to roam the spaghetti wastelands alone forver?
also pls no ban
>>698781459
Fuck you Edwin.
I used to love her but i had to kill her
>>698781058
You fucking sperg
The answer I tell myself is that it is too high an investment with too low a return: sex means very little and most of the rest of it can be achieved through friendship without the high money and time cost a relationship has.
The truth is that I don't want to be happy because I don't deserve it.
>>698781720
Yes faggot, yes also since I'm feelin generous
Focus on making money, bitches come with the money, love no bitch only lust them.
Also listen to UGK and 8ball n mjg (90s)
Thank me later.
>>698782018
You should have popped a Viagra, then you would have a boner
Because I'm revolting to women
>>698782176
making money yes but neither of those other things sound reasonable
>>698764065
Rooting for you!
>I got one next Thurs if she don't bail by then
>>698763855
No matter what I do, it doesn't seem to work. I'm told I'm attractive though that hasn't gotten me anywhere. Bad anxiety and depression also hurt my chances.
>>698782794
Snort a few rails of meth, DMT, and Cialis. That should get your prick hard.
spend to much time drinking bleach
>>698764540
>don't want someone else's used goods
Have you ever shopped at goodwill!? Literally the greatest store ever.
Do you buy cars new? No cause that's a waste of money.
I had the same feeling when i was younger. Till I realized everyone was used but me.
Seriously, just pretend it didn't happen because once you meet a girl, it won't matter.
>>698781820
Edgy
>>698763855
lack of effort
i got cucked by my friend
>>698783121
She bitched so much dude, she drove me nuts
and now I'm happier this way
We broke up and I'm not interested fam
Because I don't have shit to talk about.
I have, but nothing a normal girl would enjoy. I guess my gf is in a madhouse...
>>698773355
I've been there, bro.
>>698763855
Because my dick is only 4.5 inches long. I also have trouble getting erections.
20, Los self steem, overweight, babyface, small undeveloped penis, no job car money, introvertcunt, i always start thinking about random shit when talking to a girl because their blah blah talking is always useless stupid uninteresting stuff so i cant focus on that
Need more reasons?
>>698766835
>tits +time stamp or GTFO
im fat and i am not interested in unattractive women.
>>698763855
Because my life is dedicated to National Socialism. I don't have time for the needs of a woman.
Because we like each other back but none of us have actually asked each other out.
>>698784867
Pussy
>>698784867
Ask her out faggot , dont pussy out
i do but i have refused sex at least twice
>>698763855
Because I'm a guy and that would be gay.
pretty sure i'll never find somebody i can stay interested in, and if i could, they couldn't. i'd call that a good reason.
>>698763855
I'm still working on myself.
I feel like I need a little more"firepower" before I give it a shot.
>>698783085
Settling for used goods. Beta as it gets. Yes I buy new cars no I don't shop at goodwill.
I'm me.
>>698768390
/thread
>>698783739
Quit the porn, work out and make yourself interesting in order to gain confidence, and stop worrying about your dick size.
Report back in 6 months.
I do, but these days I speak to my heroin guy more affectionately than I do to her
>>698788225
/thread
Because I'm an alcoholic, with no chance of recovery.
>>698763855
I work 2nd shift, so weird social life. Have trouble opening up so girls are turned off. Also, I am sort of a loner.
>>698771174
Thats funny because my girlfriend is not a huge bitch
>>698763855
No job or confidence
>>698777871
>>698775310
Worn out places
>>698789774
Suck a monkey's dick.
I've tried so many fucking times. I thought I got somewhere and shit was going great and she just leaves me out of the blue for some other faggot. I hate life but don't want to die.
>>698790356
I'm saving and storing this comment for later use.
>>698763855
I have a gf that I let sleep with a black guy because he has a bigger cock then me. I video tape it and masterbait to it because I like the fact she is a slut
>>698763855
Women aren't worth the effort. just hump and dump
>>698765901
>clear your mind and empty your head
is there some trick to this im always thinking about something in my head.
>>698763855
I'm gay, nigga
If a girl keeps initiating conversation with you and seems really interested and happy when you talk, does that mean she likes you?
Because I spend all my time at home and at the gym.
Because I fear rejection.
Because I have to focus on myself first.
I still have sex with my ex. But I live to far (10 hours traveling in a car) so i don't want a rellation
>>698763855
My hand does the job.
Because my wife would get pissed.
>>698763855
Because I hate people.
And black chicks are disgusting.
>>698792912
A lot of the time, yes. But you also got to recognize when the girl just might be a social butterfly that likes talking to social retards like you because she feels like she is doing something good in the world.
Got dumped a week ago
>>698793534
Kill her and rape her corpse
>>698793446
she doesn't usually talk a lot, also we only hung out in a group once, should I wait for another group or just ask her out?
>>698793890
You should know that people have a tendency to act differently in groups. Try to have a casual 1 on 1 conversation with her if possible, if she still has that level of enthusiasm then she's probably interested.
>>698763855
I'm trapped in my parents house for the summer and had to dump my old one in July because I tried long distance with her but found out she was screwing all of her friends since last September.
Mine dumped me a month ago. Don't know how to get another one.
>>698770575
I've been burned like this as well in the past. Don't trust women. I've learned this. Never trust a woman. Don't make life plans involving them. They are liars, lazy and decievers
>>698794023
when we talked we were walking further away from everyone else, im just trying not to overthink it.
>>698794418
Couldn't have said it better anon
>>698763855
> be me
> 16
> 6/10 girl msg me on fb and basically atlks to me non stop for months
> kinda like her, shes a bit weird
> redhead girl appears in my class
> holy fuck
> shes legit like 5/10 but she knocked me out
> has enough emotional problems for me to focus on instead of my own
> really smart
> talk to her non stop for about 2 months
> by this time ditched the other one completely
> redhead leads me on for almost 3 months all up
> says she doesn't think of me that way
> fml
> Turns out her best friend has a crush on me
> still in love with redhead
> i end up telling them all how i feel and they all hate me
> been in a shell ever since
>>698763855
because relationships and sex are a waste of time.
just fap until it's not needed anymore and devote my time to helping saving the world from us.
I do have a girlfriend, doesnt mean I'll post her.
