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Sexting thread.

Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke

Post pics of conversation.
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bump
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>>698763787
rolling although the last person was my cousin, which could get really awkard
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Roll
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Rolling
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rolll
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Trifectaaaaa
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Rolllllll
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checkem
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roll
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roll
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>>698763446
Rolling, last grill is my girlfriend
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>>698765911
Winrar
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>>698763446
Henry Rollins
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>>698766522
Doooo it.

Also rolling
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>>698766654
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GET OUT
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>>698766654
So close.
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Please dont be dubs. Please dont be trips. Pleeeeeease
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fuck it
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Alright
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Eh
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>>698766654
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>>698763446
roll
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Witness me
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Kek
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>>698765911
Won't deliver.
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Rollin
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Kek
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Roll
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this should go great
>shitpostingbcbored.wav
last person I talked to is my GF of 10 years

>last time I saw her I broke in her white coat (M1)
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Roll
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>>698766654
BILL BILL BILL BILL
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quads to mom broooo
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>>698769399
Witnessed
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>>698763446
I'll roll but I don't have anything to post conversation
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Rollerino
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Roll
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No way i have the balls to do this
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>>698770772
Shit. Almost had to send a dick pic. And 7000 off of sending to a relative is too close for me.
>inb4 i get six digits
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>>698771055
WINRAR DO IT FAGGOT
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Get
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>>698771055
Kek
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>>698771055
Deliver motherfucker
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>>698771055
SHIT
I'm in France so i'll wait but I'll make a thread later
I'll save this and screencap for later, I'll deliver mark my words
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>>698771188
Checked
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>>698763446
Rolling
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Rolling
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Roll
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>>698771333
AWE SHIT NIGGA
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>>698771333
Winrar
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>>698771333

Oh fuck my life
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>>698771259
Send the message now and screencap that, then put the response in a new thread
We.
Need.
Proof.
Fag.
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>>698771333
winrar
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>>698763446
Why not
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>>698771333
Come on m8
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Rolling
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roll
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>>698763446
Roll
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>>698771482
Fine,give me two seconds
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How many anons have already dubbed or tripped?
Delivar faggots
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Roll
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Role.
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ROLL
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>>698768718
MS1?
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Roll
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>>698771880
Dubble dubs, the last two 4 u
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Roll
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>>698772167
newfag detected
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>>698771333
I'm gonna deliver give me a sec
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>>698763446
roll.. im scared asf
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>>698772167
Do you understands how dub works newfag kun
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>>698763446
fuck this.... roll.....
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>>698771477
Trips then dubs? It's destiny you must deliver
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>>698772411
You should be
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>>698772411
Good reason to be scared
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rolll
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>>698771055
>>698771259
>>698771482

"Comment ça se fait qu'on ait toujours pas baisé ?"

Sent
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Eh i wont roll dubs
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Left thread for 20 min still not one deliver.

Anon was never this pussy
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>>698772591
Tres bon, merci anon
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Lol fuckit im depressed why not
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>>698772722
kek you fucked up son
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>>698772699
Well you rolled dubs big shot, show us how it's done
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>>698772699
lmao. you fucked my nigger
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Roll
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>>698772722
I wonder how I'll get out of this situation but it seems I won't be alone
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Nahhhhhh bro
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>>698772699
Lol gg faggot
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>>698763446
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>>698772787
I would be texting my gf of 4 years, not that exciting... I mean I guess I can but she's asleep probably anyway lol:/
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Roll
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Rollin to take her to Flavor Town
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>>698772699
Lol
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>>698772428
Instruct me. Lend me your guiding hand, so that I may ascend to /b/

Also Newfagness fucked me over
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>>698773143
my gf XD XD nice safety net faggot why are you even in this thread
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Come on quads.
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I rolled and called winrar on seven people. This is nine posts and no dubs.
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>>698771852
Deliver for harumba
> Dicks4Harambe
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>>698763446
Rolling
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No delivars. pussy
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Roll again
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>>698773422
U goofed
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>>698773422
WINNERWINNER
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Rollerino
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Texting my younger by 5 years cousin would be fucked.
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>>698772331
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Test my luck
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Eh lets go
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>>698773346
I like to watch others do it:) all the fun of the thread with none of the risk, but I feel bad so maybe I'll do something else to appease you all
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>>698773650
Well do it then faggot.
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>>698773610
>Cassandra
Classy as fuck name.
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>>698773610
Good job anon
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>>698772699
Faggots
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Last time went well for me so roll
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roll
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ITT: pic related
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>>698773610
All that hair is nasty af son. You look like a fucking hillbilly joe
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>>698773610
Madman
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rollin
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Roll
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Fak, roll
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>>698773765
lmaooooooooo. Obvious fake is obvious but funny
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>>698773765
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>>698773817
Yo I fuckin did it tho.
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>>698773765
Kys underage fag
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Rowl
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>>698773741
Happy?
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>>698773765
Send her a dick pic anon.
We will live on through your fine sacrifices today.
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>>698773954
Yeah good one anon kun. You arent a faggot. let us know when she replies
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>>698773610
based
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Have roll't
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Rollin
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>>698774006
>trucked
Kek, u fucked up m8
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Quads
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>>698773765
WOAH, dude. You didn't play the game, the game played you
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Roll for rolls
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>>698773765
Rekt
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rollin
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>>698774006
cuck
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Lol all the pussys not delibering
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It was my sister. Her birthday was yesterday.
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>>698773765
GG
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R011
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>>698774127
I don't use profanity. It's wrong
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>>698774045
I'll let yall know. She may be asleep so the thread might 404 but I'll post a separate thread tomorrow if that's the case.
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>>698773765
Goddamn.. You should have said "oops wrong person "you beta fag
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Roll
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>>698774386
Please kill yourself my man :)
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>>698763446
roll
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Last person I texted was a girl that I met at a Halsey concert like 3 months ago, I have a girlfriend and it's not her.
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>>698774386
How much cock do you suck daily?
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Roller
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>>698774386
._.
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Rorru
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Roooollerino
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Roll
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>>698774544
WinRAR
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>>698774544
Now you gotta send dicks.
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>>698773765
Are you autistic? You should have replied.

" Dont get happy that was not for you, Cya i have things to do. "
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>>698774544
U w0t
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Butt
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Rollin
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>>698774633
Kekkkk
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>>698774633
God fucking damn it...
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>>698766654
trips guy, also roll
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Roll
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Roll?
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>>698774742
literally everyone that rolls for the next hour will get dubs broh
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Jokes on you losers ive never spoken to a woman in my life.
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>>698774743
That ain't trips fag
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Re rel
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dupples check em
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>>698774871
Bait, has to be
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>>698774885
AYYYYYY SAME
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Roll
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K
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>>698774743
Homing in on newfag
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>>698774966
Winrar
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>>698774966
WINRAR
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>>698774955
>>698774966
LMAO
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>>698774006
>trucked
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Rollerino
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>>698774929
fag use your brain > > > >>698766654
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Fuck y'all
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>>698774966
Well you better deliver now
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Roll
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>>698775027
He didn't win shit faggot
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>>698775094
Have Faith anon
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>>698773765
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>>698775074
Newfag retard detected. Kill yourself
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>>698774955
>>>
> Anonymous 08/09/16(Tue)23:52:18 No.698773749▶
>>>698773610
>>Cassandra
>Classy as fuck name.
WINRAR
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>>698774386
This is now a cringe thread
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>>698773494
>>698773532
Never say I didn't follow through
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>>698774955
The autism is real
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>>698774544
AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE THATS GONNA DELIVER. I SENT HER MY DICK FFS
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>>698775074
Learn 4chan newfag.
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>>698775103
last chick i talked to is my girlfriend and we were talking about us sucking some dudes dick together, so i had no problem
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>>698775094
i believe in you
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Dubs incoming. Brace yerself
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>>698775222
wats a newfag?
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op is a fag, dubs
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>>698775222
O shit it's happening
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>>698775222
Youre done lmfao Might as well end it now my man. its all over lmao. You fucked up by replying to a newfag.
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Dont make me jew it
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Roll
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>>698775169
If you're gonna reference my post, quote me faggot.
>>698773749
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>>698775044
Winrar
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Rolled sins in one of these threads last week. She took a few days to reply so I never got to post results.
Posting results.
1/2
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>>698775399
WINRAR
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>>698775183
Kek
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sorry i have a life and only come here for trips and quads
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roll
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>>698775366
Looks like you fucked up as well
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>>698775222
CHECKED
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ULLLLTRRRAROOOOLLL
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Dew et anon
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>>698775443
FUCK
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>>698763446
roll
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Rollin. Fuck
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>>698775222
The Newfag got you
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>>698774955
Fuck you im not delivering
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roll
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>>698775554
these trips make me hot
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rollin
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>>698775427
Dubs*
2/2
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>>698775554
holy shit so close
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>>698775554
OMG lucky son of a bitch
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>>698775600
All these dubs and none of these delivers. You are free to go anon.
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>>698773340
The fuck are you downloading?
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Roll
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Meh. Roll
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>>698777777
Also roll
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op is major fag - roll
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>>698775554
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rolling for the big trips bitch>>698775704
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ja rollur
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>>698775756
Off by one kek
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rollin rollin rollin
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>>698775628
Do it bro
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Rollerino
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>>698775716
Probably some cheese pizzas
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>>698775628
Out here in the wastes, a man's only good as his word. Git yer spurs and mount that bitch anon. For all of us.
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FML
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rollipop
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>>698775366
pending respone
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>>698775840
IM NOT A GENDER

roll
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)roll
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Do I chance it?
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She's sleeping... What do?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwrWt5wJeng
roll
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roll
op not fag
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raul
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>>698775995
No faggot
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>>698776044
Winrar
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Roll
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STK47u0p6PQ
roll
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>>698775716
Memes, what else?
I merely jest, it's snuff

O shit while I was typing I got my reply brb
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Roll
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>>698775934
Show proof nigger
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>>698776005
My exact issue too bro
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Alright let's do it
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>>698776133
Hey me too
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>>698776133
gf also sleeping
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>>698776133
Checked √
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>>698763446
Roll
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>>698775222
Got cucked hard by a newfag
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>>698776005
Same here
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>>698763446
If i do this and it's dubs im killing myself, last person I talked to was my mom too. DEAR GOD PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME
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>>698776133
Btw winrar
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Ricky roll time
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>>698775427
this chick automatically knew you were fucking with her? thas pretty cool
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Sending it anyway I'll see what happens in the morning
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>698776233
You forgot to hide the number
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>>698776233
You're not done yet
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>>698776219
Nah man I'm in the clear, I'm the guy towards the top that rolled trips and delivered.
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>>698776233
damn right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyl9TRVZ-2w
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i want to fuck my mooooooom GO!
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>>698776264
THANK YOU CHRIST
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>>698776233
With a piece like that you are going to have a 0% success rate.

also dubs. say it again.
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>>698776312
No. He was trying to fuck her :v
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Roll
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>>698775183
Nice, how did you respond
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I guess I should roll then
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Fuck it, roll
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Trips because keks
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>>698776423
I'm omw to her house to impregnate her by the missionary position
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>>698776555
CHECK EM
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>>698776345
Fuck it, too late
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>>698776555
Witnessed
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>>698776555
CHECKED!!!!!
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