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>>698759719
I cant because I feed random stray cats in my complex and they still wont even get near me. I guess all kinds of pussy avoid me.
this lil cunt is Peachy and i love her
this is BARCHIE. It started as archie but barchie fits him better. he's awkward around other cats and scared of everything and gets excessively euphoric when brushed with a comb.
>>698759899
More of cats sitting together?
>>698759719
do smol cats count?
>>698763323
holy heck yes
Blue.
14 this year.
>>698763376
my little rascal Gino
>>698761610
I also have an orange and white tabby, and he, too, loves to be brushed.
Looks a lot like my cat.
>>698761246
>letting your cat outdoors
>>698761610
Archie turned into Barchie for my kitty when I was little.
Maybe all Archies are really just Barchies waiting to get out.
Bruin the Bean-Wulf
>>698764219
Cute
Rayne
so many awesome cats
>>698763731
>>698767764
>>698768059
This is my Scoots.
>>698768498
so fluffy. would pet/10
bump
>>698770514
Poor kitty
>>698770514
Not that guy, but I'd kick the shit out of someone doing that to a cat.
6'2", 210 lbs, boxed from age 16-25.
I'd also laugh at how fat and pathetic you are. Can you even see your cock or do you have to suck your gut in first? Pathetic, just pathetic. I wonder if your parents foresaw your future when they held you as an infant. Disgusting.
>>698762708
Cute. Looks like y'all have similar personalities lol
>>698772738
>boxed from age 12
I hope it was a spacious box. If anyone did that to my kids I would kick their ass. Fucking boxes are not fit homes.
>>698773085
Marvelous expression.
>>698772738
Edgey
Edges
Edged
Edger
Edgex
Edger
Edge
Edge
Strong edge.
His "pay attention to me" pose.
>>698773027
Not that guy, but I'd kick the shit out of someone putting kids in a box.
6'2", 210 lbs, boxed from age 16-25.
I'd also laugh at how fat and pathetic he is. Can he even see his cock or does he have to suck his gut in first? Pathetic, just pathetic. I wonder if his parents foresaw hisr future when they held him as an infant. Disgusting.
He's 11 and still going strong love him to death
>>698773233
Well, thank you
>>698773580
That is a pretty fucking glorious cat.
Me n my boy max
>>698773580
What's his name?
My cat Steven
>>698759719
>>698773533
Loves to let me hold him like a baby
>>698773781
Mate, that's a fucking shit name for a cat.
>>698773822
What a cute motherfucker
>>698773780
Her name is Mia
>>698763677
My gf has a burmese siamese. I fickin hate that little autistic retard cat. I am by all means against abuse to animals but i really want to put one in the back of his head and toss him into the blackberry bushes outside our house
>>698773822
He's the cutest cat ever
>>698764910
>titlow park
His name is Kurt, he's a fuckin asshole that screams instead of meows, but I love him
My cat Ruffles
>>698774048
Grown up gracefully, Mia.
Cate
My puss
>>698774397
>>698774048
Do you know what sort of cat this is? It's face to fluff ratio pleases me and I want to order 7.
>>698774189
Bark away catdoggo
>>698773916
Lol and u have one better?
My cat Neo, pic is from 7 years ago. He looks exactly the same.
Dudes name is Bud, he likes watching tv with people
This one is old but relevant.
>>698774668
It's a persian cat! I have three!
This is Jolie, unfortunately she passed away, before her first year of life. She had a tumor thing between her lungs. She didn't make it through the surgery.
>>698775305
I so sorry, anon. I'm glad she had you to care for her so much while she was here.
>>698774896
and this is my other cat.
>>698775305
This was her favorite toy, a pink mouse. When the vet gave me the news part of me died in the exact same moment. Love your cats anons, because I didn't have the chance to love mine.
>>698775408
Thank you, fellow cat lover.
>>698775725
You can play with my cats anytime, anon D: just remember there are always others that deserve your love and care.
>>698774186
I think your cat is Hitler
>>698775540
Majestic.
>>698774723
My Lucy's kitten's from about 2 years ago. Reason for the shitty environment was because that's where she decided to raise them, oh well, they liked it. Lots of soft old sweaters and cushions to sleep on. Neo gets along well with all of them.
>>698775960
Yes! Thank you for your words.
>>698776055
Yeah well, here's another that's not so majestic. Thanks though.
His Eminence Cardinal Bojangles The IV
>>698776207
Deng man you got some cats. Enough to start your own chinese food place I think.
>>698776207
Would adopt them all! 10/10 person, anon. Just like the poorfag who feeds cats. Wasn't he around earlier? I think was his bday or something like that.
Nacho
He climbs my exercise machine just to go down and climb it again. Fucking elite.
>>698773085
That face is amazing!!
>>698776016
If you translate his meows, they say "eradicate those rat jews"
She a dumb fuck but she's my dumb fuck
>>698775254
I want a Persian. Would you consider selling any of the three?
this was my cat boots. he was 16 until his body died but i know his soul is still here cuz evil never dies
>>698777306
Hahah no! They're my babys! Sorry anon
>>698763323
Kaytty?
>>698776207
The three we kept. Still have them today. Neo and Lucy as well. We have a big guy, who's the daddy, named Toby as well. 6 in total.
>>698775111
nice trips tho
Her name is Spot
>>698777580
Linda! Where's my beer woman!
>>698773406
Not that guy, but I'd lick the shit out of someone putting boxes in a box.
5'1", 290 lbs, boxed from age 16-25.
I'd also laugh at how fat and pathetic he is. Can i even see his cock or do he have to lick his gut first? Pathetic, just pathetic. I wonder if his parents foresaw his future when they held him as an infant. Disgusting.
>>698777338
What is this, pornography for ants?
>>698778057
Truu
>>698778140
Yes. Why? Are you offended?
>>698759719
cat related
Cat tips: feed them as much wet food a possible, more water avoids kidney stones that ki,l a lot of cats.
If you can afford it, save up some money and get their teeth cleaned once a year or two. Costs 100 ro 200 bucks but keeps,their teeth in good shape. Also use a little anti plaque stuff on their teeth or brush them if you can. But you usually have t start them from a young age.
Also indoor cats survive a lot longer on average.
>>698778174
He's so tiny! Adorable!
Dark souls meow!
Have any of you had behavioral *issues* with your cats after having them declawed??
She used to be thin but then I had to have potheads watch her for a year and I guess cats get hungry when high just like humans.
>>698778793
Hmm, I know a lot of cats use their claws to relieve stress. Maybe he/she's just stressed out.
>>698778613
Other cat tips:
1. Get them fitted with an RFID chip, that way if they ever escape (if they're indoor) or get lots or trapped (if they go out) there's a way for them to get help getting home to you.
2. Get your cats a great cat tree. A big one is less than $100 during the holiday sales. Cats love them. Best gift I ever got for my kitties.
3. Feed them as much meat as you can afford. Most cat foods have grains as filler, and cats didn't evolve to metabolize corn and wheat. Meat and veggies is the best diet for cats.
>>698778613
Wet food will just make them fat if you feed that ontop of kibble.
Always provide clean water (change it at least once a day, as cats have a huge preference for clean water)
Chloe my baby girl
>>698778793
Oh god, declawing is such mutilation - amputating the ends of each toe.
How could a cat have their toes cut off and not have behavioral issues.
I put DEEZ NUTZ on my cat and took a pic.
Immunity cat bitches
>>698780271
you're being overdramatic and inflammatory to suit your agenda.
>>698772738
butthurt tis much
>>698781444
Anon is correct. The entirety of the first knuckle must be removed, either with a scalpel or nail clippers (vets who do it this way are shit because it doesn't always get a clean cut).
If you have a cat, take their paw and extend their claws by putting a slight pressure behind their toes. Observe the flesh colored skin the surrounds the nail. All of that, and more under the skin, is removed and the hole is glued shut.
If you don't want an animal that has the potential to scratch you or your furniture, don't get a cat.
It also very easy to flip and maintain short nails on cats. This is the most humane way to deal with cat claws, as it blunts their nails and is painless, and can save your furniture. Always provide your cat with appropriate toys and scratching posts.
Maine Coons are like the best cats EVER.
I always thought 'a cat is a cat' until I got a maine coon. They're like little dogs, super loyal, like to play and really soft.
Also expensive.
Pic related. My maine coon. Also it sleeps on it's back like a human.
It's weird.
>>698782070
I've had 6 cats declawed (every cat I've owned).
NONE of them demonstrated any pain. And only my current cat has exhibited behavioral issues that may or may not be related to the declawing.
I've had major surgeries in my life. No big deal.
Don't blow this out of proportion. Don't be *that* sjw.
>>698782070
I think declawing should be illegal, but:
When you only clip, but not cap, a cat's nails they will scratch things MORE to make their nails sharp again.
Some cats won't even touch scratching posts regardless of the type.
>>698782805
sure, ban declawing.
ban cars.
ban guns.
ban food.
ban water.
Fascist much
>>698782669
>I've had every cat I've ever owned declawed
Why?
>>698782669
That you've mutilated every animal you've owned isn't some kind of defense.
Animals have evolved to *not* show pain - pain is a sign of weakness to predators. So of course your cats aren't going to show pain. Not that I'd expect you to recognize it.
Yes, amputees survive. Amputating someone else's body parts for one's own convenience is sickness.
>>698779930
Wet food typically doesn't have more calories. I do about half and half. I have 3 cats. I split one 5oz can in the morning 3 ways. In the evening I split up a small amount of kibble till they seem ok.
>>698783445
Slippery slope and absurdism are not arguments.
There is nothing wrong with banning mutilation of both people and animals.
>>698783571
Because cat scratch fever can kill (so can simply being licked by your cat, the bacteria).
No one likes being scratched. And the amount of damage cats can cause furniture is massive.
>>698783639
A veterinary-approved surgery is not "mutilation". You're being emotionally-reactive, and not objective. Try using logical and rational thought processes.
much kitteh
>>698784334
You can train cats you know that rather hit him lightly a few times and spray him with water than give him pain his whole life if it fucks his nerves or ghost pain or w.e
El Senor Graypants
>>698784334
>Cat scratch fever
Rabies is just as common and WILL kill you if you get it. Guess we should just kill every animal on sight.
>It's not mutilation
Go pull out your finger and toenails and cut off your little finger and toe. It's not mutilation, right?
>Approved surgery
So is female and male circumcision and those are near universally regarded as mutilation.
>>698784714
Cat scratch fever doesn't have anything to do with rabies. I've had this "fever" and it comes from a scratch, most likely from an animal claw, that gets infected to the point that a lymph node will need to be removed. I'm against the removal of a cats claws because it isn't necessary and only harms the cat.
>>698785119
Cat scratch fever is extremely uncommon just like rabies. His reasoning for declawing was that an extremely uncommon illness can kill you. Rabies is also extremely uncommon and will invariably kill you. Animals can carry rabies just like cats with claws can "carry" cat scratch fever. The solution to cat scratch fever for him was to remove the cause: the claws. The solution for rabies should then be removing the cause: animals.
>>698785401
I understood that and of course any normal or caring owner would have their pets vaccinated for rabies. What I don't understand is the furniture part- we have a scratching post and they don't even use that.
>>698767490
An hero
Did this faggot
>>698785687
Cap the claws once every three weeks
Spray catnip on the scratching post
Spray the cat with water every time it tries to scratch your furniture
Deal with it because you have a fucking cat and cats scratch shit. I've been scratched on purpose playing with my cat and I don't mind because it doesn't fucking hurt and it's to be expected.
If you think declawing cats is okay then surely you'd be fine with pulling out a dog's teeth to prevent it from chewing furniture or biting and seriously injuring someone, right? Soft food for dogs exists; they could still eat.
>>698784334
Vets will do whatever they can to make money off you and your animal. As others have pointed out, declawing literally is mutilation. Try being objective and kill yourself.
Gata (literally Cat in spanish) she passed away yesterday after 12 years.
>>698787212
Oh no. Poor Gata. She seems such a sweet cat.
I'm so sorry for your loss, anon. Remember she's still with you (though it'll take a few days for her to get familiar with her new surroundings, crossing over is disorienting). Don't look for her where she was, learn to look for her where she is now: in a scent, a memory, a feeling, anything that has you think of her. That's her way of letting you know she's near.
You may not be able to see her, but she'll always be with you. And she will always love you.
Say hi to jax.
>>698788173
Thanks anon,it's nice to have some moral support.
My Jarli bean
(Devon rex)
bump
bumping for moar cats
my 'Murican shorthair, McLovin
My cat Peach.
>>698763731
Awesome dude.
My cats were awesome as kittens
>>698759719
>>698770514
You need to burn, sir.
>>698794547
and here is a stray barn cat from near my place that was mean but would be friendly sometimes
unfortunately he later got eaten by a coyote :^(
>>698794722
moew
>>698795083
you came to wrong neighborhood
>>698794547
il share a couple more of big boy
>>698780557
Word.
My cat > yours
In the sink like a jack ass
bonus pug
>>698765617
I approve
>>698782504
That's awesome.
I have two ragdolls that act like dogs, pretty cool
>>698772738
>boxing means you can beat up anyone
what a faggot
Katz
Came home to this earlier today. Sorry for glare, tried to remove it as best i could but sun was just beaming on window. And I'm a shite photographer. Still, two cats. :3
>>698795618
D'awww is cute.
>>698784334
nah it's a shitty thing to do just to please yourself.
People treat animals like accessories that they modify at will to please their own rationality when it seems that they just shouldn't get an animal to care for at all if you want to remove one of the most crucial tools in a cats arsenal to avoid inconvenience
My cutie
I have 6 cats is that bad
>>698787212
Hard luck dude
>>698759719
best pic of that piece of shiet <3
>>698774189
weird cat
My majestic bastard
>>698759719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxtR2PGu7EQ
