HEY O'CONNEL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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HEY O'CONNEL
WHAT?!
No one here is old enough to get his.
Lol
>>698755624
This is the Connel man.
Gold and riches will come to you, but only if you reply 'Nice Camel'
>>698755630
Fuck off benny.
>>698755859
AMENOPHUS
WE HAVE ALL THE HORSES
this is why i come to /b/
>>698755630
And how old are you?
Have you spent the last hundred years guarding the Book of the Dead?
>>698756175
"Hey o'Connell! It looks to me like I have all the horses!"
>>698756175
>LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS ALL THE HORSES
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!
>>698756433
>>698756440
"Hey Benny! Look's to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!"
>>698756433
Hey Benny! It looks to me like somebody's on the wrong side of the river!!
>>698756433
Looks to me like your on the WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVERRRRR
>>698755859
fuck your camel
Hey O'Connell it looks to me like I've got all the horses!
>>698755482
Pick a religion, Benny.
HEY BENNY LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVEEERRR!!!!
>>698756588
"Yea. Me too."
>>698756175
>WE HAVE ALL THE HORSES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIOsPR-Vu7Y
>>698755482
Whatever Benny, just take the treasure
IMHOTEP
IMHOTEP
>>698756780
ITS CURSED!!! CUUUURRSSSEEED
Now I'm depressed.
>>698756958
>>698757036
>the summon worked
Some one was watching AMC
>>>698757145
When you usher in an eternity of darkness
>>698756958
>famous architect remembered as wise man
>gets turned into a traitor-priest-turned-godly-mummy for the movie's plot
The movie was still pretty fun, though.
>>698755630
Look at all the replies! Take that, Bembridge Scholars!
anck su namun!
>>698757303
we're fucked
>>698757582
Emo teph!
>Death is only the beginning!
This is the best thread I've seen in years.
>>698757582
It's really sad that he let himself go.
I am the dragin emporer!
>>698757145
https://youtu.be/sB3Mm3pBTfc?t=10
Fuck now I wanna watch them
>>698757708
NACK SU NIMON
666 OPENS THE BOX!!!
grew up watching this movie, funny shit
>>698757923
this got me diamonds back in the day
Fffuuuuuu
>>698756687
And be my bride... forever. For all eternity, idiot.
>>698758046
I'm the Dragan Trainar
>>698758268
The Mummy, along with Stargate, gave me a fucking fetish for egyptian shit.
>>698758248
I can't figure out this last symbol...
>mfw I literally just watched this movie for the first time about 3 hours ago
>mfw I have no face
Don't mind me. I'm just sitting here rotting of boredom and booze. Cheers.
>>698756566
This
Its gotta have those extra R's
>>698758466
/b/'s timing is uncanny sometimes.
>>698758442
Stargate was dope. Had that on dvd, two sided you had to flip it
>>698755482
The language of the slaves; I might have use for you. And the rewards... will be great...
Thanks for bringing back all these memories, OP.
>>698755482
God dammit, I'm watching this right now.
>>698755630
Are you serious? It's not even that old of a movie.
>>698756175
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODIES ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIIIII-VERRRRR
>>698758046
3rd mummy movie doesn't count. It's not the mummy without Rachel Weisz
>they're making a new mummy film with tom cruise
This thread bout to take a turn for the worst
>>698758587
It really was.
>laser spears
>sophisticated robo-helmets shaped like deities' heads
>giant pyramid spaceships
As a kid, it was all the coolest shit ever.
>>698758741
This is the person that comments on Jefferson Airplane music on Youtube and says "I'm only a teenager and I listen to this music".
>>698758847
She knew it was going to be shit and passed
>>698757923
That woman was fucking hypnotizing
You came back from the desert with a new friend. Didn't ya Benny?
>>698758939
Spent real money owning every single season of that shit... it's free on amazon prime
>feels bad.
>>698758869
>yfw you cum and she keep suckin
>>698755482
>>698756628
Can this be a meme now?
Lalalalalalalalala
>>698758912
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>698759022
You are my only friend.
>>698759171
I legit felt sorry when he died
>>698759013
She is the reason I have watched these movies a fuckton.
>>698759287
But he was a greedy muslim. How?
Bow down bitches
RIP my nigga Winston
>>698759502
Here I come laddies!
>when you look across the bar and see that One.
>>698759418
Wasnt that the same guy who smashed his head on a wall?
>>698759646
Yea. Because that fucking bug dug into his foot and ate his brain. Gave me nightmares of beetles.
>>698759646
yeah, cause he had them Beatles inside him
AKMUN-RAH!!
>>698755630
Ahhh summer...
When all the little summerfags think a film from '99 is too old for everyone else to know.
>>698759740
It was his fault for picking them up in the 1st place. Then it started scurring up his torso up to his brain. I would have just cut it out.
DONT LEAVE ME!
>>698759935
....JUICY
If I get shot in the ass again, I'm gonna' kill you all! Now give me my gold stick thingy!
Girl was 10/10 in this movie, should of continued the mummy movies or at least involved a scene where brendan and the girl fucked each other in hd.
>>698760020
Go faster!
>>698758538
Win
just found a reboot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mummy_(2017_film)
It was just a prank, bro!!
>>698755482
I thought his name was benji
>>698758741
underage banned
>>698759994
shushback!
>>698760406
>tfw your true love, that you killed a pharaoh for and brought back from the dead after having been mummified in the most agonizing manner possible yourself, turns her back on you
Ouch.
>>698758442
So you'd fuck Anubis?
>>698760612
UWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>>698755482
Is he the same guy from Deep Rising?
>>698755482
immediate laughter scrolling through and seeing bennys face
thank you
>>698760277
Seriously?
Well, fuck. That actually makes me a little excited.
>>698760277
But will it be just as goofy
>>698755482
My buddy Benny!
What episode of stargate sg-1 should I watch?
>inb4 window of opportunity
eh, something else. Already watched that countless times.
>>698761179
all of them
>>698761027
tom cruise out of breath for 2 hours
>>698760749
I'd fuck Anubis.
>>698761356
That's a lot of episodes... and so little time
>>698760749
I'd fuck a female version, yes.
>>698758853
nah man its Gold body paint. So the Pharaoh could tell if anyone had been touching his woman.
Remember how the fucker somehow knows just by looking at her?
>>698760702
Oh muh side have ascended this ethereal plane.
>>698761118
>Tom Cruise as Tyler
I can't help but doubt it.
Goddammit, /b/. Now I've got to dig out the DVD's again.
>>698758061
>>698761736
http://putlocker.is/watch-the-mummy-1999-online-free-putlocker.html
>>698760702
Poor Brenden man.. He was an amazing C list actor. Bedazzled was very ok.
>>698761736
>Not having the VHS tapes
NOO! YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!
>>698761909
Man he wasn't even C list back in the day. He was pretty big in the 90ies.
DIDIDIDIDIDID!!! DIDIDIDIDI!!
>>698755624
Nice camel
>>698759900
it is when the people who visit the site were born 4 years later, son.
Why are there no George of the jungle references in here?
>>698760749
Bastet is more up my alley.
I saw Brendan's ex-wife in a Marks & Spencer once. It was nice to know she was spending the alimony well by getting fat.
>>698760277
funny thing is tom cruise is older than brendan fraser
>>698762026
I remember him from Jumanji
>>698762332
>Mfw
>>698762487
Forgot the picture
> DEATH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING
> E
> A
> T
> H
>new Mummy
Holy shit please don't be a millennial SJW agenda filled piece of politically correct crap.
Who am I kidding, it will be the Millennial Mummy.
Now I know why Clint Eastwood gets angrier as he gets older.
>>698762552
WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
>>698762579
>Holy shit please don't be a millennial SJW agenda filled piece of politically correct crap.
> implying thats how movies work now
> implying its not the current year
thanks for the free movie /b/ros
>>698762579
>SJW agenda filled piece of politically correct crap.
So, all the main characters are brown , the character that kicks the most ass is a woman,and all the white people are incompetent or corrupt?
IMHOTEP IMHOTEP IMHOTEP IMHOTEP
>>698762329
he's still rectally inserting metformin life prolong pills
>>698756327
So true, this is the happiest evening of my life faggit
O'connel what happened to my eyes?
>>698755482
Dammit Benny. Why are you so fucking loveable.
Dude's been sucking up to gods. ALL the gods on the off chance one will save him. And it worked.
>>698763297
you must've dropped them. Here I'll help you look.
>>698763313
Uhh Benny died bro
>>698763434
well it worked when he actually encountered the mummy.
>>698763434
Didn't see him praying when the bugs chewed him up.
Checkmate atheists.
>>698763621
It was the language that saved his ass.
He accidently spoke aloud the same language that egyptian slaves apparently used.
>>698763621
Because he got too greedy.
He was playing the lackey for Imhotep until he could leave. He saw shit going South and loaded up a camel to cash in and get buried in pussy. Only reason he died was because he got too greedy.
>>698763621
Yea but the prayer didn't save him so much as the language he used. And even then he only didn't kill him to enslave him till he destroyed the world then probably kill him anyway
>>698755482
I really enjoyed this thread. thank
you OP. you brought joy to my life by simply quoting one of my all time favorite and nostalgic movies from back in the day.
Top 10 Deaths in Anime
>>698763808
actually he was talking to any God that was listening
>>698760277
OH GOD NO
>>698763808
>>698763858
God works in mysterious ways!
Patience is a virtue!
>>698762035
omg i can't handle this thread I luv u bb
>>698760176
Wat movie is this from?
>>698763808
>>698764284
He was speaking in Hebrew, which is the language of the Jews, who were Egyptian slaves in Imhoteps time. Remember him holding up a Star of David when he started praying?
>>698764123
Yeah, and then Imhotep recognized his speech and said "Oh hey, you're related to slaves I used to have? Cool, I could use a new one" and he got to live.
>>698755630
Benny Benny Benny
>>698764557
Robocuck
>>698764559
hey man, he prayed to god, he got saved (for a time, until he sinned) seems cut and dry to me
>>698763206
imhotep... IMHOTEPPP
>>698764878
>tfw you playing along with all the zombies to escape.
>>698763297
He thanks you for your eyes, and your tongue, but i'm afraid more is needed
Ieda sauda la pintalou
>>698764050
makes me cri everytiem
>>698764050
I was pretty sad when he died, though it seemed like he was more a plot device than a character. Conjured up when needed, destroyed after he had filled his purpose.
dubs says he'll rise again and restore his powers.
>>698765067
No...Noo..NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>698765493
And trips destroy him forever. I can ROLL with this.
>>698759171
My favorite part of the whole movie. This guy always plays an arab slave trader too.
>>698765252
>sauda
Wait, so Saudi Arabia means "Desert Arabia"?
>>698764517
NOT RIGHT NOW IT ISN'T
>>698765597
what have you done to us you FOOL
>>698765859
Finally someone got it
The Cummy!
Make cummies!
> Know this: this creature is the bringer of death. He will never eat, he will never sleep, and he will never stop. Not even trips will work.
>>698766210
So.....quads?
>>698766363
Yes. Only Quads will destroy him.
>>698766210
You heard the man, no mortal trips can kill this guy
hai guise
>>698766888
FUCKING GOD DAMN IT!!!!!
>>698755859
Nice camel motherfucker
this thread has made me very happy, thanks guys
>>698762599
mum , checked and praise kek
>>698766888
Shiiiiiit
get
>>698767325
Same
This thread was actually really enjoyable
I don't want it to prune and go back to the same old threads we see everyday......god.....god damnit
>>698765478
>mfw Winston died
>>698766541
Well, then, we'll just have to get some IMmortal trips, won't we?
>>698757450
It's a common name ??? We can go with that as the reason...
>>698768411
THE DUBS!! WE'RE ALL DEAD! ABANDON THREAD!!!
>>698764878
Funniest part tbh fam
Best Villain
CGI Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
>>698764517
I still say this line when appropriate complete with singsong cadence.
>>698761179
Watch Atlantis then
the mummie reference ow geewizz noone will understand this
>>698759013
her butt is kind of frumpy though lets be honest
>>698769275
That would have been funny as Hell! When the thread got started. Two hours ago.
Keep up or fuck off.
>>698769743
>frumply
literally wat. I mean her outfit makes it look huge. But hardly frumply.
>>698760190
finally...this guy gets it
>>698755859
Nice Camel
>>698755482
Fucking benny
>>698762599
i feel ya
Does anyone else remember that Beni and Rick were actually both in GI Joe:The Rise Of Cobra together? Dr. Mindbender and Stone?
>>698759502
He went out the way he came into this world, drunk and buried in sand.
I always like. I had to post. At this moment, life is good.
>>698771204
Fuck... Always lurk, not like
>>698763297
FUCK IF I KNOW
I can't believe this was the best thread on /b/ tonight. I'm very happy right now.
kiiiiit kiiiiit kiiiiit haaaaaht haaaaht haaaaht kiiiiiit kiiiit kiiiit
>>698756628
i know im late but
LOOKS LIKE YOUR ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIIIIIVUUUUUUR
>>698771388
>>698771388
nice one anon
>>698758847
fuck! She doesn't come out, and no one goes in. Got it!?
>>698768733
Also cool in the scorpion king.
Got It
>>698756780
>>698766888
CRUISE SAVES US AGAIN
WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
>>698755859
Nice Camel
>>698768733
when i was a kid i liked it
still kinda do
>>698757036
He took my tongue!
saving the thread guys
Wow epic thread fags
>>698767325
Agree
Beautiful thread.
>>698774272
Fuck you, I love this movie!
mfw the thread looked like it was going to die.
>>698775785
apparently we will have a VERY good time!
If I were to say to you that, "I am a stranger traveling from the East, seeking that which is lost"...
