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bump and post more hotties ;)
About time, haven't seen one of these in a long time. Sucked not being able to go to sleep thinking of aesthetic buff males.
Why am i such a faggot
>>698756950
Hello
>>698757230
Hi
>>698757346
How yah been?
>>698757567
tired
>>698757653
Same, started a new job recently. Trying to get used to the schedule.
>>698757203
Why do you think?
>>698748503
haiii
>>698757885
Just getting run ragged here
>>698758170
Hope it gets better for you soon.
>>698758573
I do too
Thinkin about kissin guys.
thinking about big buttcheeks, a supple anus, and dangly balls
GAYYYY
>>698759276
So what's running you so ragged?
>>698759389
That's lewd
>>698759513
Family
>>698759389
>>698759389
>>698759389
ME 2
>>698759310
Kiss me, then drape your dick over my face :3
>>698759574
i'm woefully, biologically, unavoidably attracted to these meaningless physical features
>>698759574
I get it. shit sucks sometimes.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i hate reCaptcha
>>698760100
I am too.
>>698760106
Yeah
>>698759732
You are prob uggo, nah.
>>698760100
I have no problem with that.
>Thinkin about booty
>Never gonna get booty
Now im thinkin about vodka
moarr
>>698760715
I'm thinkin about both! Have the latter now, gonna get the former tomorrow!
>>698760972
>Hes cravin the boipucci
>>698761008
>Dont have the latter because stores closed
>Never getting the former ever
>>698760257
help
>>698760411
it's without objective meaning!! as are all things!!!!!!
>>698761402
Why? You like it
yippee i oh
yippee i aye
>>698761324
I understand the latter portion (bad planning on your part), why not the former?
>>698761527
I love it!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!
>>698762210
I 2 lazy 2 type
So have this
>>698762346
those things are pretty great
>>698762594
i just want men inseminating my asshole daily
>>698762486
got a blank one?
>>698762743
Daily? You'd be a cummy mess
>>698762486
Ahh, I got a 98 last time, but that is just a chart based on the person's opinion who made it. It does have some neat points though.
>>698762486
>>698762594
Also, a bunch of that stuff comes with time and persistence.
>>698762983
i desire it above all else
>>698762743
Neat!
>>698762983
Only if he doesn't clean.
>>698763546
You'll over flow
>>698762743
l-lewd...
overflowing from every crevice in your body
>>698762925
https://i.imgur.com/7gBI95n.jpg
>>698763205
Ew, normie.
>>698763501
I am an autistic permavirgin.
hello
>>698764075
If you're ok with that then go for it.
>>698764187
Yo
>>698764327
Go for what?
Kik jay666ok senda dicks ;).
How is everyone tonight? I see a lot of tired people
>>698764456
If that is a lifestyle you wish to perpetuate for yourself then do it. If not do something else.
>>698764456
whiteprideworldwide
>>698764617
Some of us are, but still can enjoy ourselves. Just take this person for instance.>>698762743
I am tired and I'm going to bed. But not before I remind everyone that man butt is the best thing that ever happened to the human race.
sweet dreams~
>>698764906
He is a ray of sunshine
>>698764916
Night duder
>>698764916
Sweet dreams!
>>698764617
I feel shitty.
>>698764715
k
>>698764851
We have failed as a race.
>>698764617
Pff, sleep is for wimps. Real men go to bed at 9 pm and wake up at midnight
kill me plz
>>698765063
A beautiful thing that one is
"Leslie" was taken.
>>698765230
It's not midnight where I am yet and I'm on the east coast. Which timezone you at?
Do you hear them, Dom? YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL BOY!!!
>>698764916
Man butt is the best thing ever.
>>698764075
>>698765230
Are you in Bermuda or something?
>>698765476
5:50 am so I'm doing pretty good for myself
>>698765198
I am exhausted
>>698765230
I would never! Hi.
>>698765335
Hi Snarf
>>698765638
>>698765669
>>698765688
Hi, how's that PT going?
>>698765629
What's up cyborg? I'm apparently normalfag (yet I still post here). How yah doin?
>>698765629
>Not even a robot
>>698765688
Good job
Can someone post that comic of the 3 guys playing video games and the loser has to be a sissy slabs or something like that. I'm having trouble finding it
>>698765904
It hurts a bit but it's ok. I gotta be mean to myself and do some hard achy stretching. More is better though
>>698765998
Work was killer today and I stink. How have you been Nibs?
Nibi, let's become normalfags together.
>>698766160
see>>698759310
>>698760715
>>698766202
Who the fuck are you.
>>698765669
Ok, so you're in Western Europe somewhere. Cool!
>>698766326
Your husband, bby. At least according to everyone else.
>>698765973
i been doin. what about yourself?
>>698765998
seems like i have disappointed yet another person
>>698766160
Well you sure seem more motivated than I would've been about it. I would've failed day one hahah
>>698766395
Who
>>698766399
Im not disappointed. I am merely looking down on you.
>>698766069
cross platform?
>>698766513
oh.
well, either way i didn't care what the outcome was.
>>698766574
DO NOT
I was one of the first people to see and even hold a brand new life today.
>>698766399
Great! New job, new apartment, haven't been happier in a few years.
>>698766513
No one anymore.
>>698766282
aha. Missed all of that.
>>698766512
Nah, you'd want your hand back to normal. I do.
>>698766657
yaaaay!
>>698766713
good for you, i'm depressed and can't get a job.
>>698766621
Ha Ha! Don't worry, wasn't going to. It's over posted.
>>698766735
ha ha wow people still make these
>>698766879
I didn't make it.
>>698766939
I didn't say you did, friend
>>698767070
Well I don't know what you're talking about, but I've only seen that one version.
>>698766799
Aww, keep trying. Was super depressed for the past 5 years or so (still a little bit). Keep trying
>>698766735
tldr
>>698766778
good job
>>698766778
Is it normal not to feel anything?
>>698767219
Please fuck me, Nibi.
>>698766778
So is it just your hand that's getting the PT or your whole body? If it was my left hand then I know of a fun way to exercise it, heheh
>>698767264
Who are you?
>>698757203
Bc boys are cute
>>698767389
I am the person formerly known as Dash.
>>698766862
goop
>>698767483
Im not having sex with you. You are uggo.
>>698767420
agreed
>>698767608
Then can I fuck you?
>>698766862
it also sucks
>>698767175
i have been, it's hard to get a job in a shit economy when you also have no experience and they want experienced workers everywhere
>>698767249
no you faggot, get over it, were wanking to animals in here fuck off
>>698767667
no
>>698767249
maybe. I was a bit overwhelmed when I saw my nephew the first time. I was kinda stone cold about it too.
>>698767338
Yeah, just left hand and arm.
males cannot have sex with each other
only make out and play with each other
>>698767799
I was lucky... kind of? Military experience.
>>698767842
I'm talking about when looking at a new born baby.
>>698767943
I felt nothing at all, no fear, no excitement, nothing.
97. Dammit, I'm just barely into normalfag territory.
>>698768111
It'll come I'm sure. I personally am not a fan of babies.
>>698768111
yeah you're probably a psychopath, lets blame your parents
>>698768372
hello meows
>>698767799
I wish I could say job corps helped me get this job but honestly it probably didn't.
>>698768372
Dude I got a fucking 83, how do you think I feel?
>>698768372
Join the club
>>698768386
>not a fan of babies.
Agreed
I want these normalfags out of my /b/
i am a cyborg so i can stay
>>698768492
yeah, the closest place for me like that is a 30 minute drive to another city and I don't have a car
children love me for some reason, this also for some reason makes people think I am a pedo because of my facial features.
>>698768673
doesn't that mean "normal" is just getting more changing?
>>698768633
yeah
Hi bud
>>698768111
>You
Feel better?
>>698768816
You can stay
>>698768862
No
>>698768386
I am not either, I sort of hate babies, children, the elderly, people my age, middle aged people, just everyone pretty much.
>>698768432
I don't think I am.
>>698768984
Why would that make me feel better? Who the fuck even are you?
>>698768839
i have the same problems, i hate it.
everyone except teenagers
>>698769004
>that background
>>698768816
Dude I had to live in mass for 2 1/2 years for my extra education. I am originally from New York and I had to meet all new people and get new friends for a while too.
>>698769175
It's a little aggravating when you just want to buy some girls scout cookies and then the mother sees you coming and hides the kids behind her like your a fucking wolf coming to kill the young.
My biggest sexual fantasy is I want to fist some guy that has a tight boipucci or put some really big bad dragon horse dildo inside of said person.
Or I do it on myself, even though it would be more fun with a second person.
>>698768839
I'm so glad I don't have that problem. Most people peg me for someone who despises children. They're right.
>>698768881
Sup
>>698769004
I'm still staying
>>698769102
I feel ya.
>>698769626
I was gonna post the screen cap about how you were right, but I can't find it
>>698769425
i would assume moving to somewhere new would mean you would probably make new friends
the problem is i can't move anywhere because i don't have the money and i can't get a job to get that money
>>698769393
I hate teenagers as well. It's only specific individuals that I can stand to be around.
>>698769769
I found some beer I forgot about.
Should I drink the beer or have lemonade?
>>698770023
both? first beer then lemonade.
>>698770023
One beer is like nothing fag.
>>698769414
>So abstract!
>>698769670
NooooOOOOODYGFTYKITFSIDYKTHSFJ
>>698770192
said some beer so I assume they have more than one
>>698770021
haha! thank you.
>>698770229
I love you too
>>698768435
Hi~
>>698768492
That's the category I feel like I should be in though
>>698770023
always beer
>>698770155
noooOOOOo
>>698770192
Beer: Noun/Plural
>>698770458
why noooOOOOo?
>>698769626
yep, all because I have a long chin.
>>698769814
You would but I haven't really made any new friends in cali so far. I have nowhere to really find any. Also job corps has you living in dorms for no cost; That being said most job corps are really shitty places to be.
>>698770023
Depending on the beer you can mix it.
>>698770259
I'm right most of the time
>>698770816
It was hell when I worked in family health for 2 weeks
>>698769769
You probably shouldn't agree with me.
>>698770799
I will get fat and everyone will point and laugh and be lol "lol hes fat KILL HIMNXGFDHGJDFHZXCMGjdhu":gfjc
>>698770816
Its a Larger
>>698770989
So it seems.
>>698771203
I know. But I understand what you're saying
>>698770257
>>698770458
Then just drink it and shut up, or don't.
Protip: Beer + lemonade = Shandy
Drinking that beer and the lemonade will just make you even fatter though.
>>698771345
I would hope so.
>>698771345
So what are you up to?
>>698771798
dishes and I'm gonna fix up my bike
>>698772845
>fix up my bike
To recreate the accident?
>>698773224
Leave chicken alone
>>698773681
Don't tell him what to do.
>>698773770
Leave anon alone!
>>698774400
Don't tell me what to do.
>>698773681
I will do as I please to chicken
>>698768839
i'm really delighted by children and always have been, it's kind of unfortunate i'm repulsively sexually deviant because if anyone found out they would immediately think i'm a pedophile also.
AWWW LAWD NIGGERS I NEED MORE BOOZE
>>698775655
Welll, so long as they don't know about it!
>>698775984
who are you?
>>698776071
it's simply that there is no crossthreading there, you know?
wwe need more twink rape.
Apparently I just won some weird game that someone else was playing.
>TIL: Dom is a pedophile
>>698775655
Are we officially opposites yet?
it's unfortunate that i cannot express my genuine appreciation for children in any manner because i am a gay man and all gay men are child rapists.
>>698776315
... you are a pedophile? that hates children.
>>698776161
I'm not entirely sure what you mean
Sorry, I'm stupid
>>698776508
Not a pedophile. I despise children. I'm not a sexual deviant
>>698773224
haha no! different bike!
>>698776662
i find children really precious and i'm sad when they grow up and learn about the world.
All gay men want to rape children. That is why I am not gay.
I am a good boy.
