Dubs tells me what to say next
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Dubs tells me what to say next
>>698736146
No thanks :^)
No thanks, im good :)
I wanna try anal with you in the shower no lube
I'm good, thanks ',:^)
dope
>>698736146
Okay, but me first.
>>698736146
And then as I orgasm, I yell "Long live Harambe" and our moans harmonize to form the silverback gorilla's seldom-heard mating call
Send tit pics, bitch. I wanna see how much you look like my sister.
>>698736146
No no no that's all wrong. Lets go have an orgy with your family
>>698736146
I'm Asexual :^)
No.
No thanks I'm good
Send ass pics pretty please?
I lov fart porn
Nah
Can i bring my dad as well?
Try losing a couple of pounds first, then I might reconsider.
>>698736287
roll
I'm good, no thanks
>>698737033
Winrar
>>698737033
WINRAR BOIIIIIIIII
>>698737033
Weener
You know I'm gay...
>>698737033
kek
>>698737033
7zip
>>698737033
Kek
>>698737033
Winrar
>>698736146
we can arrange that baby boy ;)
>>698737033
OP deliver
>>698737033
Holy fucking kek.
I want to piss all over your face while you kneel in front of me
Bump
>>698736146
Only if your sister can watch ;)
record yourself farting
You know what fuck off I dont want this
>>698737033
dont be a fag, OP
Shit... Babe I'm so sorry. I just found out that I'm HIV positive, you should really go get tested
Who is this?
>>698737389
this is patrick
>>698737301
You asked for it bitch, now deliver on dubs
only if you wear a Thomas the tank engine mask
I have a scar fetish, I hope that this doesn't creep you out but it would be so hot if you shit on my chest while I jerk off
Sorry hun he's busy (:
>>698736146
OP better deliver or the mighty Kek Himself will strike him down with terrible fury.
>>698737523
retard detected
Pic
dicks out for Harambe
I have a scat fetish, it would be so fuckin hot if you could shit on my chest while I jerk off
>>698737661
I realised I fucked up right after I sent that
>>698737033
>>698737773
Nearly quads :'(
>>698737033
OP better show up
Op won't deliver like the bitch he is.
>>698737741
reroll
>>698737301
This is 4chan, what the fuck did you think would happen?
>>698737867
thanks op
>>698737867
"Yes :("
>>698737867
shes got the bantz
>>698737741
Reroll
>>698737867
I will kill your fucking cat
I can't keep lying to you, I'm sorry but this doesn't feel right to me. I tried to convince myself otherwise but i can't keep this secret anymore, I'm gay. It feels so good to finally admit that.
I'm sorry
>>698737867
What about your dad?
>>698737867
that's my real dad, i meant my stepfather
>>698737867
oh shit op btfo
>>698737867
Rekt
>>698737867
Nonono he did the same to me that's why he's in jail
>>698737741
Rolling
>>698738097
ROLL
>>698737867
dont speak about my dad u dirty whore
>>698737867
Can we bring our sisters in then?
>>698737867
oh yea, so when can we get together?
We can have a conjugal visit together.
>>698738097
Rerolling
>>698738097
Rerollin for this
>>698738199
WINRAR
>>698738097
This one , roll!
>>698738118
Reroll
>>698738199
Winrar
>>698738199
winrar
Can I pee in your butt until you are overflowing with my Glorious Golden Shower?
>>698738199
This OP
>>698738199
BOOYAKASHA
>>698738097
roll
let;s poop back and forth
I want you to take a shit and I don't want you to wipe so that I can pull out and you can eat your shit off of my dick while you suck it
>>698737867
Oh burn!!
>>698738393
with the semi colon
>>698738307
Did you just say booyakasha
I want you to skip wiping the next time you take a shit so I can eat it when I rim you, let me be your toilet paper baby ;)
Can you wear a strap on and take my anal virginity?
Hurry up op you price of shit
>>698738199
This thread just went full wincest.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Could people fucking stop someone got dubs already
>>698738688
WINWAR?
>>698738755
No someone got dubs before that
To be honest you're not my type. I'm not really into you in that kind of way, I think we should just be friends
what the fuck did you just say? this is so fucking over i hate you, you fat cunt. and oh, i cheated on you with ashley as well.
>>698738199
Ops a bitch
>>698736146
Baby, that makes me so hard, but proper grammar is even sexier. Please use commas next time.
>>698738755
WINRAR again
>>698738843
yeah i know that's why i asked
If her age is on the clock, shes ready for the cock.
Can I devour your nigger fetus?
>>698738843
I'm fucking dying
oh, i taught she's younger
>>698738843
I dont see the problem
>>698738843
Why couldn't I pound her hard too
>>698738843
then bring your granny
Age is just a number babe ;)
>>698738955
Winrar
>>698738933
win kek
>>698738933
WINRAR
>>698738933
Winrar.
>>698738933
WINRAR
>>698738933
W I N R A R
I
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A
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>>698738933
WINRAR
Can we at least try to get the dog in on it?
You can lick her puss while I fuck you
I am farting into my skidmarking gingerbread poopy butt pants. I have chocolate waffle turds sticking out of the east side of my left choad nut all up in Fingerbutt Soup
The anon who rerolled won before that
>>698738933
Holy shit
>>698739099
Winrar too
>>698739099
MY SIDES
>>698738843
My sides :'D
Why are there so many dubs
>>698738933
Winrar.Although I'm doubting the validity of this,but it's funny
I am farting into my skidmarking gingerbread poopy butt pants. I have chocolate waffle turds sticking out of the east side of my left choad nut all up in my Fingerbutt Soup
>>698738933
win.rar
I know this all may sound fucked up but I've had this fantasy of fucking you and your family for a while now. Can you please ask them if they would be okay with it
>698738688
You guys get dubs faster than i can deliver
>>698739393
Fucking mint
>>698739347
Lmfao roll
>>698739393
Cmon fam, keep going...
>>698739393
Good job lads, op get rejected.
>>698739393
Please I'm sorry just send a pic of your tits
>>698739393
It's alright you can stop they've figured out it's fake. thanks mum
>>698739393
"Hurry up op"
>>698739393
You weren't supposed to use those dubs ugh come on OP
I have diarrhea but I can use my shit as lube to fuck you with. I have a scat fetish, I probably should have told you that before
>>698739522
WINNER
>>698739393
Guys i think i fucked up
>>698738666 → →
>>698738999 → → →
>>698739255
WINRAR
>>698739393
lol do you think i spent time with you because of you? I just wanted to get close to your sister
>>698738933
Win op deliver
I don't wanna have sex with you. Sorry fam. Can u get me your sisters panties though and just maybe I'll let your slut lips lick her secretion off this dick
>>698739613
kek
Op,you missed one...
>>698738933
>>698739255
winner
>>698739613
You dun goof'd big.
I don't really want to fuck you, you're honestly kinda ugly and not my type, I was just sending that messed up stuff so that you wouldn't want to go through with it.
>>698739522
winrarrrrrrrrrr
>>698739613
Your pathetic.
Sorry you fucking cunt. This is why I'm suicidal, sluts like u fucking ruin everything
Op plz deliver fastsr
Babe please answer & lets just f*ck..
But for real can my sister join us then?
Sorry how I'm acting I have autism Going to kill myself now
>>698739613
Looks like you're gonna have to settle for the dog after all.Where's the peanut butter?
You're a fat bitch and i only talk to you cause i wanted tits but my sister just moved out...
>>698739880
Reroll
>>698739880
Rolling for this
>>698739880
Rerolling
>>698739880
ROLLING
>>698739522
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
Gurl u ain't worth my nigga cock tbh. U make me hurl now send me a pic of your gaped butthole so I can post it on Facebook and tag ur slut sister tbh
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>698740048
Rerolling for this my god
Take a picture of this thread, then send it to her.
EY! Imma get in dat ass and will say whateva the fuck I want and you'll like it.
>>698740133
OP DELIVER
>>698740035
KEK
>>698740133
This will end it. Thanks for ruining my relationship /b/
>>698740188
double dubs bitches! Check em!
>>698740133
Maybe she actually goes on 4chan also and op and this chick end up fucking because she understands.
>>698740127
do it
>>698740133
Go OP
Ayy lmao
>>698740188
God dammit,why do the dubs keep getting wasted on checking dubs?Key must be toying with us.
>>698740300
TRIPLE DUUUBS
>>698740048
oh lawdy, reroll
>>698740133
>>698740188
KEK COMMANDS IT
My cock is throbbing to creampie your sister and impregnate her
>>698740133
Your jig is up, OP.
Might as well send your potential sex partner a picture of this nonsense and explain, so you can have a chance at that ass again.
you established domination
good on you alpha op
>>698740133
Don't take a photo OP. Just paste the comment.
I'm cheating on you with anon
>>698740322
Well played
>>698740322
FFFFUUUUUUUUU
>>698740300
mate i got septs on wednesday. sit down
>>698740322
oh the irony
>>698740297
Forgot to add my picture
>>698740400
Aaayyy lmaaooo
I'm cheating on u with your sister u stinky cunted whore
>>698740322
>>698740300
shiett
>>698740400
winrar
>>698740412
Considering how op fucked with us with typing a "hurry up op" text, he probably will.
>>698740400
Aaayyy lmaaooo deliver OP
>>698740508
I've been fucking your sister for about a year now.
This is more fake than 9/11 documentaries.
Op why are you taking so goddamn long how fucking slow are your fingers if it takes you this long to type shit.
>>698736146
What's your opinion on idi amin?
>>698740508
You ruined your own relationship. Congrats hope you find a better one.
>>698740469
seriously. probably b8 but still. you are a god
eat dick and die you kike
Sorry for making u sad u fucking cunt. Here's my dad as an apology. You can drink his pissed if u want. STRAYA CUNT
i wished you had a feminine penis though
>>698740508
Your*
dubs
didle my pickle
>>698740733
winRAR my dudes
Have a great night you fucking assholes
I'm not gonna apologize. I'm way too good for you, and i'll expect you begging me to take you back within a week.
One day an anon will do this and 4chan will help him score.
>>698740048
haahhahaahhha please this
Okay, I'm sorry. I should've realised that your sister was probably too old for me.
>>698740733
Get got!!!! Fuck you whore I was just getting you mad so o could hate fuck that ass
>>698740786
I HATE NIGGERS
>>698740400
You HAVE to deliver this OP!!!!
>>698740786
Thank you and goodnight faggot <3
>>698740786
nice ˙ ͜ʟ˙
dubs.
>>698740876
I HATE JEWS
Ai gurl I need to tell u sumfing. I'm a pedo tbh. I batted into your sisters undies once and fuuuuck it was good
>>698740947
I HATE NIGGERS
dubs..
>>698740786
Post rest of her replies (if she does)
>>698740786
so op's still gonna get laid
>>698736287
kek
>>698740976
I HATE JEWS
>>698737929
Looks like you saved the thumbnail again you fucking moron
>>698740786
Radical
>>698741011
dubs demands
4chan didn't say any of this. It was all me.
Oh shit some guy at a party grabbed my phone I'm sooo sorry.
>>698740786
"Ayy girl,I see your bf just got btfo.Want me to cuck him for you.I'll do you good baybeh"
>>698741051
WELL I HATE NIGGERS
>>698741090
Dio
>>698741100
>Double dubs demand
May the Lord Kek shine his light over your grave after you get cracked a nice swinger round your whore jaw you fucking bitch
OP, ignore these faggots and go fuck this girl already
>>698741166
KEK COMMANDS
fucking based OP
>>698741100
If she is dumb enough to believe it OP might bang
>>698741166
holy
>>698741120
Rolling
>>698741205
And good discusion
>>698740786
>God I hate you
you gon git fukd gud tonight
OP I'll suck your dick if u want
Become a magical gurl
So uhhh, you still wanna fuck?
>>698741814
This
>>698740786
You had your only chance in life to get laid and you ruined it, way to go op
>>698736146
okay but my mom has to watch
>>698739755
Winrar
But seriously, I don't want to have sex with you, I'm too tired, maybe some other time
>>698741877
what the fuck
it's always the worst possible response
>>698741300
Kek
ugh, summerfagchan pls
google phone messenger faker or whateverthefuck and u get 935893845 faker sites
I'm sorry. Still wanna fuck or what?
we can do anal?
>>698742015
you mean best
>>698742137
I mean worst for op's sake
It's still pretty fucking funny
OP here. She sent dat ass after and im so in now. Kik me for the pics
Pbplayer22
>>698740786
Wtf did u expect u complete moronic fucking joke of human intelligence.
