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Epic meemay
I have that problem also but i still enjoy it when a girl sucks my dick. In my opinion girls have often a false point of view on a bj. They think the more advanced their technique is the better so they focus on all that crazy stuff they can do. But for me and I assume for many other man it's much more about the message. It is a feel of beeing the most important man for her in the moment. A man she will do everything to please. This thought gets lost with all that focusing on techniques. Am I the only one that feels that way? I would give a girl the advice to make eye contact the hole time. Try to look happy and tell the man how much you lave to suck his amazing cock. Beg him for his Cum and tease him a little with your lips. Then you wont need any technique and he will cum. But that is something i feel ashame of saying to someone i love. so whatever
>>698729478
lost
>>698729590
Is there a name for these kind of pictures? I always lose to these
>>698729598
god fucking dammit...
>>698729924
>>698729411
How the fuck can I lost to this shit!!?? Also checked.
>>698728065
>cuck on right
Instalost
Good work OP
>>698728065
this is good stuff. those kids have no fucking idea what they are doing there
It's Bolbisaur
>>698729598
That chick has a perfect feminine penis
Something lite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1usFtuUEb0
>>698729598
id bang her
>>698730464
Lost
>>698730404
just like all anti-trump people
>>698730699
i lost to wowoman
>>698730895
You dick
>>698730593
>>698730645
I don't get these am I retarded
>>698731380
you are retarded for simply coming here
>>698731369
>>698730049
Those are two very different yes of religion you got your new testament Christians and then hard hitting and testament southern baps and evangelical fucks that baptised that way
>>698729598
Wow
>>698729598
DEM TITTIES
>>698729953
op
Don't whack it with icy hot.....
>>698730788
This is the first item in this thread that was even remotely funny.
>>698728228
Fucking Wendys
>>698732332
Fucking lost
>>698730799
2.49mb
I want to punch you so hard
>>698729953
Lost forever to this
>>698728832
Saw it a million times, still lost. Fuck
>>698732356
t. bullshit
>>698730464
>>698729598
wt4w
>>698732839
that toothbrush is fucking filthy
>>698732880
what website is that?
>>698729598
loL
>>698731380
Me neither man
>>698733070
>>698728065
>wifes son
lost
>>698729598
queer
>>698732839
The possibilities, good work!
>>698728862
I bet that little girl would look really pretty with my dick in her mouth. Eyes looking up at me. Mmmmmm.
>>698731523
Y-you too...
>>698729598
dubs?
>>698729191
Tl;dr
>>698730184
>Haven't laughhed that hard since sandy hook
Ow the edge. Neckbeards are cringy and autistic as fuck.
>>698730358
Autism no die.
>>698730421
Autism no fucking die. Die.
>>698730699
fucking lost at Beeeeee
sonofabitch
>>698728862
Wish her IG name wasn't blacked out
>>698731380
>what is he pointing at
>HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
>>698729478
lost
>>698730921
Autism no die.
>>698730358
Not having G bush's face
0/10
>>698731602
>>698733683
someone explain
>>698728493
You sure it wasn't Monica that sucked his soul?
>>698733683
Story?
>>698729598
ayy
>>698730699
WARdroab? Kek!
>>698733070
Dewd. It's not a toothbrush. It's a Tactical Oral Hygiene Apparatus.
>>698733808
top fucking kek.
>>698729598
fuck you nigger
>>698729598
lost
>>698733625
never denied it
>>698734320
classic doubblenigger.
Niggers gonna nig on vid, but since someone cant send files or links the nig at 0:01 recs it on his phone.
Blackception
>>698734335
and that's exactly what happened to 4chan
>>698731380
that second one was made with the cyanide and happiness random comic generator i think. the person who posted it probably generated and thought it was the funniest shit ever.
>>698729946
>>698730656
>>698731784
>>698730778
>>698730895
>>698731794
>>698732935
>>698733268
>>698733458
>>698733637
>>698734441
>>698734876
>>698734886
You should consider killing yourself for replying to posts like these. You're absolute cancer.
Your mom and motherboard are going die tonight and nothing can save them.
>>698734911
kek
>>698731380
one of john cenas quotes ist 'you cant see me'
>>698731380
>>698733279
Nig nog is pointing at wrestler John Cena. One of Cena's dumbass slogans is "you can't see me"
>>698735195
i hope hell is nice, because i lost on this one
>>698735195
Honestly, I bet more people watch the special Olympics then the actual Olympics. Really ,I haven't seen shit on the internet about the real one that going on right now. No one seems to care at all
>>698729990
>>698735748
you are already in hell
>>698733683
>>698729598
best pussi
>>698735793
story?
>>698735663
wut
>>698735858
pretty comfy desu.
>>698733683
So did these guys get caught doing bum sex and the big guy is pretending he never knew the other guy was behind him?
>>698731380
its john cena
you cant see him because his time is now
>>698735663
my mind hurts
>>698732332
Top kek
>>698729924
Seconded, Really want to know also.
nothing funny in this thread but atleast there weren't any bananas or mum kys so tahts nice
>>698735793
I hate when people get right on your heels while in line at the store, grandma deserved it
>>698734335
>>698730327
>>698736301
he on drugs or what?
>>698732810
Lost hard
>>698729598
Wow ok
>>698735429
avoid this picture
>>698733683
fucking animals
>>698728228
Is he dead.
>>698736301
>>698736408
There's a camera in your eye bro.
>>698736635
fuck that looks legit.
got moar or this was only one you got annon?
>>698731136
"Snake you apologize right now I am so upset you would do such a thing you shouldn't even be in this field how dare you I am so triggered that you would rape me after I talked about feminism because you're a frogfag and I'm right because you're wrong and my opinions are truths and terrorists are people too and they should be treated fairly"
>>698735483
that is adorable
>>698736635
i use this same method .
>pew, pewwww,pewwwwwwwwww....
>>698729411
You're a fag. Also, I lost to this.
>>698737098
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>698732839
Fucking lost
>>698729990
Jenkins is a real last name?
>>698737182
Was he hiding chocolate custard?
>>698735758
Who is that in the gif?
>>698730464
Lost.
>>698728065
"NOW YOU LISTEN HERE YOU WHITE PRIVILEGED FUCK! YOU'RE TAKING OUR SONS TO THAT PROTEST AND YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THAT SIGN I MADE FOR YOU!"
"What will you be doing, my stay puff char-coaled marshmallow?"
"TYRONE AND I WILL BE ATTENDING OUR BLACK LIVES MATTER MEETING DOWN ON GHETTO GANGBANG CORNER! EXPECT ME HOME LATE! I HATE YOU!!!"
"I love you too, my wonderful Usain Bloated Bolt of lightning!"
>>698737005
i laughed unironicaly
>>698735195
These people all throw like retards.
I feel like i just spent 30 mins looking at a facebook wall. Gj /b/ you dissapoint.
>>698735884
Kek
>>698730540
topkek
>>698734804
dennis?
>>698737328
sauce?
>>698737725
because this is 4chan olympics game
>>698735195
Although I do agree with Hitler mass murdering the mentally and physically handicap. At least he didn't post videos of them in a mocking manner. He simply showed them naturally and the deformities that they have.
They have lives, too. They are like... between a cat and a dog.
>>698735195
>>698734911
>the door moves in the beginning
Has got to be fake
>>698736811
Who told you what I did last night
>>698737906
I like little pranks like this, especially when the person catches on. The shoe throw was hilarious.
>>698737906
Will forever lose it to this one
>>698730184
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
>>698736635
Actually funny. Good work anon
>Have this book as a token of my approximation.
>>698732356
2ft is hardly a wall. More of a decorative border.
>>698728065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q12xOukVAI
>>698738045
TOK PEP
>>698738045
lel
>>698736301
those dirty fingers
>>698731023
Lost
>>698737994
>>698736408
krokadil
>>698734710
Lost
>>698738065
better?
>>698737328
fake?
>>698738460
Dat ocd
>>698732332
>>698736282
c'est pas JVC ici...
>>698738045
/b/ at dinner
>>698737350
Luwanda is a real first name?
>>698731602
>new testament christians
as opposed to what?
>>698736635
fake, farts are warm and not dense enough to show up on infrared
>>698738751
Tks captain obvious
>>698728832
That was good... lol
>>698735429
xxDxdXDXDXDX
CAW
>>698736635
Fake. Why is his arm white, but the gas black? It would be warm.
>>698737182
this one always get me
god bless your, little hero
>>698738849
gay
>>698738747
But you're not supposed to touch your eyes with dirty fingers, he might get a pinkeye
>>698729598
Better not to take the risk
>>698738744
Yes, you can see the knife disapearing when it's thrown and magically re-apearing in her head. It's really two separate shots of him throwing and dropping the knife and her falling backwards with the knife already in her head
>>698730049
How is that black guy not drowning
>>698733070
Probably used to clean the firearm, you nogunz faggot.
>>698736907
fake he has some spray in his hand
>>698739149
Ur mum has a pink eye. I touch it with my dirty fingers and she never got cuntjunctivitis.
>>698731602
>>698736862
with out music? You are a Fucking SHAME!
>>698731382
underrated post
>>698738744
b8?
>>698738045
west russia
>>698735429
Fjfj
>>698739388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_TIQdvjLYU
Better?
>>698729478
>mfw that was my fucking nick name. from 16-19 years or age.
>>698728065
>wife's son
Now that's a spicy meatball.
>>698734462
NOOOOOOOO
>>698739556
Yes <3
>>698739441
This is NOT a you boner you lose thread
>>698739441
>>698738084
wtf is this?
>>698729598
You N word.
>>698739768
>>698732332
highest levels of kek
>>698730520
I completely don't get it.
>>698729598
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>698739805
What is this? :l
>>698739775
Fuck off, you autist.
>>698729598
fudgey cakes
>>698730540
kek
>>698729598
fuck...
>>698728396
Shoe size is 11
Dick is 5"
Fml
>>698740026
I WAS OBVIOUSLY JOKING SCUMBAG
>>698731380
The john cena one is because one of john cena's quotes is 'can you see me now?'
>>698731303
my neighbours called the cops because I scream when I laugh shiieeetttt im fuvked
>>698740179
Hurrdurr. I said something retarded. Better say I was joking.
>>698729598
cazzo
>>698735663
Ez perspective play. It's built in such a way so that the water appears to travel up, but in reality it is built so that the water goes down a slight incline towards the background. The yellow waterwheel spins via remote control, and good timing. None of the water actually flows over and in to the waterwheel.
"But how are the poles supporting the structure built up?"
Because they're not built all the way up. The bottom left ones are cut at precisely the angle so that i appears to go under the second hill. It's actually suspended in air attached to nothing. Look closer.
Really neat and impressive none the less.
>>698729411
Oh for fucks sake.
>>698735793
Seriously, anyone know the story here? I've never found anything.
>>698740293
eat cum
>>698729598
I hate my mom so i wont reply.
Fuck...
>>698729598
JUST
>>698739378
Why must you hurt me so?
>>698730327
Out of everything in the thread this is what I lose to.
>>698740447
>Boohoo, my feelings are hurt. Let's toss around insult.s
>>698740423
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/caught-cctv-brutal-thug-punches-6441211
>>698729598
Nigger
>>698740544
you seem upset want mommy to rub your tummy?
>>698734462
yes
Yes
YES
>>698740660
>Whaaaa
>>698738065
>hey look at this webm of a stupid idiot
>but the door is obviously open at the start, which would make him an idiot, so this is fake
take ten seconds to think about things before you post please
>>698740736
*rubs tummy*
>>698740598
fanks m8
>>698732692
top fucking kek i'd wear that
>>698735483
that is exactly what my dogs do
>>698740329
OCD. Fascinating.
>>698730799
>screenshot
i cringed
>>698729598
Well played, Anon. We'll played.
>>698733941
lost
>>698738195
Mister Rogers was a fucking bro.
>>698740799
Thta's exactly the sort of autistic roleplay I'd expect from you. How's your MLP cpllection looking?
>>698738849
Fucking eyeball startled me. Good job you sneaky little mange.
>>698729191
Doesn't work when you gang her
>>698731602
Wow gee golly thanks so much for clearing that up for everyone. We all really appreciate what you can contribute to this board. Get a tripcode so we can follow your astounding observations and hot hot opinions. They make 4chan users SUPER popular and everyone will love you for it.
>>698739861
That was like Schwarzenegger's terminator death scene
>>698735340
found the motherless
>>698736301
i've seen this webm a hundred times, and i've never watched it
