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What did he say /b/?
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>>698725059
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>>698725059
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>>698725059
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>>698726291
this was actually funny
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>>698726599
I know who you are. You're almost invariably male, Caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.
You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.
It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.
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>>698726653
Wow, what insight. Are you a wizard?
You only described %95 of /b/.
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>>698726653
Is posting this stale pasta the only joy you have left?
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>>698726291
kys
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"harambe was just a gorilla"
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>>698727532
>being this lazy
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>>698727775
fack almost quads
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>>698726291
nice
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>>698726653
No. I'm black, high-class. Parents were everything but normal, money hungry deadfolks. Lone child. Private school, didn't pull any grades at all, buy myself the diploma, I didn't gel with the other kids from school since I was homeschool privately, my friends are cool. Reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep.
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>>698726291
go fuck urself
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>>698726291
Sigh
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>>698726291
chink
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>>698728170 (You)
بازی پوکمون گو تنها بعد از یک ماه که از انتشار آن می گذرد، توانست درآمد ۲۰۰ میلیون دلاری را برای شرکت های توسعه دهنده ی آن به همراه داشته باشد.
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>>698725059
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>>698728451
Get off of this Arabian Milk Spitting Forum pig
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>>698728451
>>698728170
ikkk
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>>698726291
sdsd
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>>698725059
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>>698726291
xD
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>>698728568
fuck you
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Wtf it's Jeremy Corbyn.
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>>698726291
Ya
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do something abouut pokemon gooo
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>>698728170
Y
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>>698728451
Hm
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>>698728568
nice one
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>>698725059
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>>698729094
>saying please twice
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>>698729702
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>>698728170
sad
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>>698728170
kys
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>>698730334
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>>698725059
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>>698726291
don't know if I'm finding this annoying or funny
This confuses the fuck out of me
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>>698730334
Underrated
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>>698728170
>black
>high-class
pick one
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>>698730334
This one is actually really good
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>>698726291

faggot
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>>698726291
werrwerwe
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>>698730948
no
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>>698726291
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>>698728170

post another "your mother will die in her sleep" comment and your mother will die in her sleep
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>>698730334
Kek
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>>698726291
y
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>>698726291
f u
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>>698728170
what the fuck
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>>698725059
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>>698726291
fag
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>>698726291
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is this ok
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>>698728384
i got the reference
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>>698732258
Oh fuck
Nice one
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>>698728170
niggerfaggot
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>>698726291
Beat me to it.
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faggot
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bumop
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>>698733057
Nigger
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>>698731921
CS? I presume this not stand for counter strike
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>>698733693
Computer Science, the major of the future.
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>>698726291
fff
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>>698734308
thats not bad, but you need to change the cucks face with a leaf
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>>698726291
kek
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>>698728574
haha, nice
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>>698734982
Nice one there bucko.
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>>698734224
I Would beat up that person
>Im a Freudian
> Freud for the WIn
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>>698725059
"i'm gender fluid."

"that's a thing, right doc?"
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>>698730334
9/10
great post
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>>698728451
no, you can't blow up the thread
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>>698734308
Nice Try Rabbi
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>>698730334
>698730334
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>>698734982
on this edition of /b/ visits the shrink
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>>698735197
lazy bastard
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>>698734840
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>>698731921
Go back to /sci/
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>>698726291
Giggle
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>>698734840
Get out summer fag.
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>>698734982
thats Nicolosi, not freud
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>>698728170
U
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>>698726291
K
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>>698726291
People definetly didnt reply y and kek because their superstitious
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>>698728170
OK
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>>698726291
Reply bait
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>>698735174
Seconded. Jung is heretic bollocks.
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>>698736098
>talking about himself
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Nice!
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bootin
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>>698735477
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>>698726291
You will die in your sleep, faggot.
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>>698725059
>>698726291
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>>698736869
Milo steward at the therapist
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>>698737025
you are a massive faggot
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>>698728170
sad
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>>698728170
nigger
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Not OC, but hilarious.
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>>698726291
Ni I wont...
Oups I replies :DD xd
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ARMY REPORT HERE NOW

>>698737850
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>>698737849
nice
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>>698726291
kys
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>>698737923
why the fuck would i wana watch some eastern european faggot read a thread on youtube?
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ez
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>>698726291
1
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>>698725059
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>>698726291
clevergirl
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>>698737860
How did you get rid of the tumblr logo?
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>>698738167
kek
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>>698738337
The post you replied wasnt funny at all, but with this reply it's golden. Kekked.
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>>698738574

kill yourself
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>>698739273
It's true. Don't have your feelings hurt, young'n
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>>698737860
>698737860
Sorry for the poor quality, im drunk
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>>698739411
dubs confirm
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bump
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>>698738242
kek, racist
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>>698737025
gay as fug
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>>698737860
>>698738337
Bump for answers
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>>698741186
save one of the images without the tumblr shit perhaps?
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>>698740619
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>>698726291
kys
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>>698741783
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>>698726291
ugi
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>>698729094
beta asf pls pls
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>>698726291
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>>698728170
ugk
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>>698737025
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>>698726291
kys
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>>698730334
Top zozzl'e
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>>698732258
Ok all I can find on k chaw is this damn comic. Somebody please explain!
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>>698726291
I knew what it was going to say but I read it anyways
What's wrong with me /b/?
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>>698726291

fag
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>>698728568
i drank the cool-aid
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>>698743656
GET OUT SUMMER FAGGOT
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>>698728170
vb
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>>698744245
Nigger I've been here consistently for years, and I know for a fact that that isn't a commonly posted thing
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>>698744961
Alright mate...
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>>698728170
Reply to this post as well or your mother will die in her sleep
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>>698729380
Underrated
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Nothing.
Nothing at all.
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>>698726291
ban
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>>698728170
Fuck you
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>>698728568
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>>698726291
>>698726291
dsfa
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>>698725059
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>>698725059
best one i've seen
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>>698737025
l3l
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>>698726291
Hfjsjsjfj
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>>698726291
rip
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>>698728451
Error
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9gag is funny lelelele XDddd
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>>698747042

This
I like this
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>>698726291
cunt
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>>698736515
Damn
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don't deny
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>>698738242
10/10
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>>698749790
>image.gif
>10/10
you're not form around here are you m8?
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>>698726291
K
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>>698726291
:/
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>>698728170
Ok
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>>698728170
You are such a sad fuck.
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>>698725059
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>>698752580
best so far
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>>698726291
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>>698752288
>xyg123.jpg
>reddit
GTFO
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>>698752951
nice thumbnail mate!
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>>698733038
So fucking true, God damn.
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>>698750754
are you m8?
>image.gif
>10/10
doesn't have to do with anything, the dude saved an image called image.gif and is rating another thread 10/10, tbh you're probably the newfag, not him
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>>698727532
Come on dude at least put the effort in for fuck sake
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>>698749790
>>698753730
Samefag
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>>698726291
Fuck off
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>>698730334
This got me, good effort
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>>698726291
god dammit
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>>698728170
really
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>>698730334
probably the best "what did he say" picture I've seen
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>>698737025
you actually are a faggot
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>>698725059
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>>698726291
asshole
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>>698729380
This
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>>698726291
Yo
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>>698746001
just him, or like everyone?
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>>698741068
neither confirms or denies. Typical fanatic cucks.
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>>698740619
Winrar
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>>698726291
No
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>>698742889
that's... beautiful ...
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>>698728170
Jesus christ
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>>698726291
fuck you>>698725059
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>>698737025
Lame
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>>698730334
zozzled
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>>698728170

nigger
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>>698735638
what dubs you fucking peasant?
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>>698726291

Fucking nigger
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>>698728384
Fucking this.
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>>698726291
Fuck you
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>>698726291
fuck
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>>698726291
Fuck.
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>>698745552
>>698744245

retard
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>>698729380
wtf is wrong with you, pineapple is shit topping
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>>698726291
quds
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>>698726291
K
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>>698759234
Right there>>698735638
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>>698726653
Nah /b/ro I was a dick and pretty popular. Emo as fuck though
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>>698728170
FAGGOT
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>>698743656

lightning mcqueen nigger
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>>698726291
lol
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>>698743656
Hittin' a little close to home, anon. Cut that shit out.
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>>698728568

Yah got me. I've been diddled.
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>>698759616
>>698759616

>Implying demographics don't change
>Believing everything moot says
>Falling for that picture

gf Nigger
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>>698737025
I
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>>698737849

winnnat
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10945502
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>>698736098
im in love
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>>698760211

> Implying changing demographics affect web traffic
> believing the season has any bearing on how much kids post on /b/
> falling for the summerfag meme

newfag
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>>698759777

> trips o told
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>>698761078
>doesn't know what demographics are
>implying anon said kids
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>>698726291
Fuck off
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>>698737025
gh
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>>698726291
can i die in my sleep instead?
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>>698737025
Fuck you fag
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>>698728568
FUCKS SAKE
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>>698761983

Brilliant
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>>698733840
but not a real science
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>>698729625
I've been here for 6 years and I still don't get fluffy abuse threads
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>>698728384
I hate that guy, was he a rapist?
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>>698730334
>I rate you 48/60 gigs
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>>698726291
Crap
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>>698730334
Muy bien
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>>698759850
Lmao Emos are just pussy goths.
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>>698726291
lost
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>>698730342
Wrong generation bat buddy
But joke wasn't bad
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>>698737849
Was waiting for something like this
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What was the original?
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>>698730334
you fucking legend
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>>698726291
lol
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>>698728170
nigger
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>>698725059
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>>698726291
Dammit
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>>698728170
f u
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>>698766346
kek
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>>698766346
i like dis
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>>698766346
fuck off to /pol/
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>>698729625
>since April
Kek
I've been here about 3/4 of a year
I'm a newfag, you're a newfag, we're all Newfags and none of us know shit
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>>698634180 This is to funny
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>>698726291
cuck
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>>698728451
He's talking about Pokemon Go. I don't know Arabic but I can read the Arabic script and he said "Pokemon Go" in the first line. He also said something about 200 miles.
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>>698725059
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>>698766346
>implying Trump isn't a cuck
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>>698767899
>implying
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>>698760545
Kek
Overrated thread
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>>698746508
>using a banner
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>>698728568
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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>>698726291
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>>698730334
Shit.. saved...
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>>698728170
Dam
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>>698766346

fuck you faggot
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>>698728170
Fuck you
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>>698726291
fuck (you)
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>>698726291
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>>698728170
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>>698770475
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>>698726291
shiet
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>>698726291
True story
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>>698726291
Ugh
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>>698728170
y
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>>698726291
Fuck dude
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>>698726291
k
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>>698732533
top notch work
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>>698769189
>triggered

go back to tumblr you fucking shill
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>>698735638
>guaranteed replies
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>>698726291
fuvk
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