UK thread time! Milton Keynes signing in
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UK thread time!
Milton Keynes signing in
Nottingham checking in
>>698722476
Derby here faggots
>>698722476
spiritual home of the roundabout
>>698722476
Oldham unfortunatly
Southampton reporting for duty.
>>698722997
You know it! Annoying af to get around though ngl
Salford here
>ITT: normies
>>698723357
Back to r9k with you
>Birmingstan reporting in
Colchester standing by!
Sudbury here
>Sunderland up in this shit.
Repping swindon up in this joint
>>698723357
Lancaster reporting in.
Manchester (na na na) reporting
>>698725499
nice dubs
Birmingham reporting for duty
Huddersfield clocking on. As usual they'll be no nudez just the same sloots
West Yorkshire
>>698725878
Halifax to be exact
Berkshire reporting in
>>698724295
Mackem scum
>>698722947
> Derby
Confirmed he's a faggot
>>698723320
Where abouts? Walkden here
>>698725655
you too
Chelmsford here
>essex
>>698726306
kek, little hulton
>>698726062
Windsor represent
>>698722753
NG15 here boss
>>698724295
>Sunderland as well mate
>>698726508
Oh shit youre close. Didnt think thered be any /b/ros round here
>>698726592
reppin' Maidenhead here
>>698726084
Geordies ponce enjoy burton
Norwich reporting in
>>698726084
>trying this hard to be edgy
>>698726765
well LH is full of weird cunts so you shouldn't be surprised
>>698726788
>>698726592
>>698726062
Reading here
>>698722476
West London in the house
What do people think about London
>>698722753
NG14 right here
>>698722476
Elite seaside city Plymouth here
>>698727151
not much
>>698727151
Nice to visit for a day or two. Hell to live or work in
Worcester here baby. who wants to be friends
>>698727184
>elite
>seaside city
Fock off mate
>>698727151
it's a shithole
>>698726750
Legun
>>698727291
Would we be friends with benefits?
Paris, Texas here to ruin your fun ya Brits
>>698725981
Dude same...
>>698727184
Pull the other one
>>698727092
gangbang?
>>698727482
Sure thing bby
>>698722476
Maidenhead checking in
Glasgow here
>>698727792
dude same!
>>698727717
Sounds good, I'll see you around 12?
>>698727872
yass where abouts?
>>698728022
[spoiler] post kik or steam :3 [/spoiler]
Stranraer here
Brighton here
>>698728272
Rutherglen yourself?
Any de5?
Pakistan here.
>>698728281
MJ_Falcon
>>698728794
Bradford then?
>>698727151
full of muslims and niggers
Radlett here
London, baby! But for the week I'm in Tunbridge Wells.
Eastbourne standing by
Perthshire here
>>698728624
Mosspark, Rutherglen's a shite tip mate hahah
>>698722476
You just reminded me of how much I despise MK 'Dons' and their gloryhunter fanbase who turned a blind eye to Milton Keynes City FC.
>>698729203
I know tell me about it... But easy and quick travel to town
Bristol
just picked up some cheese
>>698722476
BEDFORD STEAMING THROUGH!
>>698727119
Twickenham, you?
>>698727151
Okay to visit, would never in a million years live there. Intensely unfriendly people and difficult to relax in.
>>698728875
And so it begins
>>698729307
Sorry about that man, I don't particularly follow football too much myself but I'll apologise for them
probably because they wouldn't
NE24 and super comfy waiting for the qt3.14 tall ships to come sailing in :3
>>698729578
Thanks, it just really rustles my football jimmies
Staines lad calling in
>>698729578
What's the story here?
>>698729473
I know what you mean, born and raised in London but went to Leeds for university. Just moved back for my graduate job but first chance I get I'm buying a place somewhere in Yorkshire and moving, pay cut regardless
>>698722476
Milton Keynes go fuck yourself you shantytown benefits, housing association scum
Brighton reporting for duty
L O N D O N
>>698728897
Colchester, Essex signing in.
Romanian gypsies invasion in UK or is it just me? Ipswichfag here
>>698729795
Milton Keynes had a football club, no one bothered with it and it struggled to get anywhere because people prefered sitting at home watching Man Utd on TV. Then a crooked guy bought Wimbledon, a very established but struggling club, moved them to Milton Keynes and suddenly, with a free pass to the Football League, they get 10k plus turning up pretending to be loyal supporters of local football.
The most plastic club in the land.
>>698730007
I honestly prefer Poles from those gypsy cunts
>>698722476
WHICH WAY DID YOU FUCKERS VOTE ?
BREXIT HERE!
>>698727872
Glasgow won't count soon tho
>>698722476
Muhamed Muhamed activating timer
>>698730007
You can't really call yourself an 'invasion' m8.
>>698729407
M8 looked at the uni there good city but too expensive
>>698730085
Yeah because we the Scots have had enough of English controlling us...>>698730141
>>698729789
Get some Vanish on that and it'll lift it right out.
Some town in Southeast London
>>698730007
Nah Eastern Europeans down here mainly Poland and Bulgaria
>>698729971
Ayyyyyy pretty close
Anyone else think it's cheeky that the Olympics are being played so late in the day? Lazy fucking Brazillians should be getting up at 4am so we can watch it at a dignified hour.
>>698730281
Says the one with a radicle mosk in their town five times over and will have to bend to halal meat under the EUs peace rallies
Bath just passing by you paupers.
>>698722476
Londonfag reporting
>>698730503
You tried really hard to make some kind of point there but I think your education failed you, sorry bud.
>>698730444
Nice trips m9, whereabouts?
>>698725376
Ready to assist on your targets Lancaster
TS1 Middlesbrough
>>698730449
Mate come to Ipswich, all these gypsies in huge groups walking around shouting some gibberish shit at each other. Their woman are fat and disgusting and they all wear those disgusting skirts
>>698730563
Your so posh you use words I can't decrypt
>>698730503
>mosk
Who else thinks London should be kicked out of the UK and made an independant nation so the rest of us can take back control of our own taxes?
>>698730664
Shit I didn't even realise I got trips
Sidcup
>>698730485
Are you retarded?
Polish guy living in Felixstowe reporting in, how is it going guys?
Oh shit, TS8 here
>>698730682
Sorry for double post but oh shit TS8 here LMAO
>>698730900
Annnnnnuuuuuuu
>>698730853
Ayy, New Eltham here.
shitholes4lyf
>>698730809
Why can't everyone just get over the fact that the UK is fucked, you've approximately 20 months to leave this shit hole.
>>698730712
At least the poles work and stay in there own shity part of town(the whole is shity just less shity)
>>698731007
Hell yeah boi
Australia reporting in
>>698731032
Yeah it is true that we work hard, there was this English guy at my work he looked at the inside of the container and said ''fuck that'' and he actually left work. My boss called him a pussy lmao, then he probably went home and thought to himself ''fucking poles, stealing the jobs''
>just signed up to BT for my broadband and telly box
>day after, Sky Sports announce Rachel Riley is joining their team
Life isn't fair lads.
>>698730007
fellow ipswich fag.
are the gypsies back? there were some set up on a park near me a few weeks back but they got moved on.
>>698731125
NO
it's prison you go m80
You abbo lover
>>698731248
Go to the Christchurch park at like 6pm, it's fucking full of those cunts.
>>698731246
You dodged sky broadband... You should consider yourself lucky.
>>698731125
Halt criminal scum!
>>698731248
Or Alexandra park at any time
>>698725697
I'm Huddersfield as well.
Hull fag
Peterborough reporting
>>698731240
Polish have a brilliant work ethic, some of the dolites in this country should follow their example.
Lonely Aberdeen Trap reporting in.
Any femanons that like traps? I hate being alone. :c
>>698731370
Is it that bad?
>>698722753
>>698726731
>>698727178
Yo, NG1 here. City centre bitcheees
Kirkby, Liverpool here
>>698731513
Fuck off Adam
SALISBURY checking in tbh
>>698731477
Awful and even worse at peak times. Super unreliable.
>>698731263
>Abbo lover.
Top kek mate. No one loves those petrol sniffers.
>>698731473
If you like lasses, what's the fucking point in dressing up like one? Are you trying to trick lezzers or something?
>>698730900
Take the hint polack, your kind isn't wanted here
Thurrock, Essex signing in!
>>698731337
>>698731402
Thankfully I live on the other side of town so looks like I get to avoid all the fun.
>>698722476
Any females from Manchester wanna hook up casually?
>>698731641
Fight me
>>698731477
Nice dubs
I had sky for a while, it was shit, so we got Virgin Media
>>698722476
Anyone in durham?
>>698731604
Cheers m8, I feel better about my decision now.
>>698731641
Fuck off farrage, if he's living in the UK then he's welcome here.
>>698731513
GTFO and ship over with >>698731263
You tire stealing degenerate
>>698731743
Lived here for 6 years, me and my family really like the beach and the people are nice too.
>>698731641
Your kind isn't welcome here either you nugget.
>>698731619
Nah, I'm just a weirdo that likes being feminine.
>>698731721
I'm with BT myself, switched after the struggle that was sky. Their techies didn't even know what ping was.
>>698730900
I see you've saved yourself some travel when they force you back on the boat.
>>698731560
Who's Adam?
>>698731823
I'm actually planning to get out of this hell hole.
>>698731855
Well as long as I am allowed to stay it's ok, I quite enjoy it here and the people are nice.
>>698731864
I know an Adam who lives in Kirkby. I was taking a shot in the dark.
>>698731823
>the people are nice too
[citation needed]
>>698730721
You are, dear boy, you are. Or if one is short on time you're will suffice.
You're welcome.
>>698731864
Fuck off Adam
>>698731827
Horses for courses m8, you crack on with what you do best!
>>698731929
Is it Adam Hughes the comedian?
>>698731929
take a shot to head with some more semen ye nobgobbler
Is Jo Brand the funniest female comedian ever?
>>698732186
I find her hilarious, personally.
>>698722753
Newark NG24
Seem to be the only one here
Gonna fuck a polish bird tomorrow.
>inb4 race traitor
It's better than the other options in London
Cornwall should be a country in its own right. The money we make selling pasties alone would have us among the Top20 nations in the world by GDP per capita.
>>698732186
She strikes me as being similar to that chill AF English lit teacher who gave zero fucks and just let you fuck up your GCSE's
>>698732357
Selling the inferior pasties to gregs doesn't count
>>698726935
Sup brah I'm near Lowestoft, you know that shithole?
>hit BBC red button
>'Olympics Beach Volleyball'
>it's men
>>698730085
retard
>>698726427
Mah nigga
>>698732552
SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT ONLINE THEN SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!
Wagon Wheels, Jammy or Original?
Geordie boy born and bred hard as fuck great in bed
>>698732659
FITE ME BLOOD ARE YOU DIZZY!
>>698732774
Yalreet Sid?
>>698732774
One question, where were you born?
Winchester is the Whitest city in the Uk, officially, how do you all feel with achmed next door while i have cozy old white brits?
Chesterfield? Mansfield? Alfreton anyone?
>>698732768
Jammy
>even asking is akin to milk before water when making a brew
You disgust me
>>698722476
Middlesbrough on scene
>tfw Niantec removed the Pokestops from Whitley Bay lighthouse because it was upsetting the local seal population
>>698732357
You can't even make a scone properly. What makes you think you can govern yourselves?
24/f/paisley. waddup
South Leicestershire here leds
>>698732842
ashington m88
>>698732963
Pics you cunt
>>698732937
I'm so sorry.
>>698732768
Original, fucking hate jam. Weird considering Jammy Dodgers are awesome.
>>698727184
Shove your "elite" seaside up your arsehole. Skegness Represent.
>>698732937
Middlesbrough here too, TS8
>>698732963
>3
>2
>1
>>698733004
Blyth here, fuck you.
>>698732963
/F/ on 4chan fuck off trap
>>698732963
23/M/Aberdeen. Waddup.
Also tits or gtfo.
Northampton here signing in.
G1 here
>>698722476
Same, what estate?
>>698732555
Ive never even got dubs before yay
>>698727184
fuck off alex kys
>>698733100
pure scum you, i live in guidepost
>>698733032
What came first, Jammy Dodgers or Rodger the Dodger?
>>698733194
fuck off summerfag
>>698732943
Sorry Bruh
>>698733071
I cant wait till I can move away from this shithole
Carlisle here late to the party
>>698733168
2young. got a thread going if anyone care to look
>>698733255
dubs gg
>>698733333
oh my god
>>698732357
>>698732552
This is why I fucking love UK threads
>>698733333
Quints demand it.
Thread sire?
>>698733227
>Ashingtonian calling anyone else scum
My sides! The only time I ever set foot in that shithole is to watch the Spartans thrash your 'football' club.
>>698733333
Mother Fucking Checked
>>698722476
East Londoner here
>>698733333
Check'd
>>698733004
Then you're Northumbrian faggot
You're only Geordie if you're born within pissing distance of the Tyne
>>698733100
My nigga
>>698733333
OH SHIT QUINTS NIGGA
>>698733308
Is that because you had to wait for a helicopter to pull you out of the water?
Thanet checking in.
Anyone want some fucking chavs?
>>698733586
m8 we're swimming with them over here in Northmpton. Take some of ours please.
>>698733586
I want less fucking chavs, then they wouldn't have so many kids!
>>698733193
Downs Barn wbu?
Boro here
>>698733333
Witnessed it
PR1 anyone?
The Northwest (Preston) sucks btw
>>698732887
Mansfield won't come on, they're are all out on the rob
>>698733550
That plus we spend our days trying to beat back the red haired knuckle draggers from the wall
Did everyone enjoy the one week of Summer we had? Same again next year lads!
>>698732555
nice trips.
yeah. Jelly of you being close to Pleasurewood Hills. Havent been for about a decade. Do they still have the Sealion show?
Am I really the only one from Liverpool here? fucks sake scousers show yourselves!!!!
>>698733762
Still summer here mate, no idea what you're on about.
>>698731458
Hello fellow Peterborian, meet me at queensgate
>>698733733
Fuck you PR2 here
>>698733746
Are you North or South of Hadrian's?
>>698733333
Tits for quints
REPPING NORTH DORSET
>>698732555
I was on the sandy beaches of Lowestoft just this weekend passed. My niece threw sand in my eye.
Thanks for reading.
>>698733716
Close man! Been a bit dull here recently waiting for my results
Just want to be at uni tbh
Bath here
>>698733855
PR2 here as well
If ya divvent reply to this post, yer mam will croak when she's kipping the neet.
>>698733819
There all at hornby road at her majesties pleasure
>>698733855
You coming from Plungington? If so, Im so sorry
>>698731573
Dude youre like 30 mins away, didn't think we had any btards down here
>>698733733
>>698733855
close ish Burnley bb12 Biggest shit hole in the NW
>>698734021
Ayyyyyyy
>>698734066
Nigger
>>698734073
Nah man, thank fuck
>>698729473
Oh to be this blinkered... grow a pair you dumb fuck and get out the house more
>>698731573
How close are you to porten down?
Dirty southern yankee faggot here, JK, Silicon valley educated yankee fag here.
I have never given a single fuck about the distinction between all the "countries" in the UK.
Nobody outside of the UK who doesn't have ancestry from one of the non england places gives a single fuck about non england shit.
If you're from ireland or scotland or wales or fuckmeintheassistan, you're supposed "national culture identity" is a bullshit security blanket to cling onto to feel special kinda like stormfags and "whyyte powwurr".
Britain, england, UK, means the same shit to me. Us amerifags don't care about the distinction between states nearly as much as the different places in UK.
Edgy swagstersonKYSmaster-signingout.
>>698733857
south last checkpoint of civilization before it's fried marsbars skirts and fagots
>Middlesex
>Wessex
>Sussex
>the 'sex' refers to the Saxons
I feel so thick for only just learning this, same with East Anglia (Angles)
>>698734082
Ahhh man, I am sorry
Also, all NW bros, who UClan here?
PR9
>>698734082
Burnley was burned to cinders in the great simian uprising I think you mean "The Zone"
South wales here fuckers
>>698733174
Northampton too. Eyyy!! Let's go Bantam.
Bournemouth reporting in surrounded by eastern europeans and sand niggers
>>698734170
Drown yourself and those Justice497 asshats
>>698734234
dude its all one thing anyway ireland scotland wales there are all british just ungrateful about the privilege
>>698734234
I feel the exact same way about USA, Canada and Mexico, it's all the same thing basically.
>>698734416
Not allowed in there mate, sorry :/
>>698734288
Banged a bird at Uclan, she had a smelly fanny and her dorm was a fucking tip, never again.
Can we all agree that north beats south in every way
>>698734197
Lucky, Im down Adelphi road near the Uni so Im just lucky enough to miss that dump
>>698734234
The fuck is this cunt on about?
>>698734491
96 you stupid little cunt
>>698722753
>>698726731
>>698727178
>>698731502
NG13 here boys
>>698734539
Apart from the house prices you peasant
Cambridge singing in
>>698734255
I'm Northumbrian and worried that if Sturgeon gets her way, we'll end up the wrong side of the border. Send help!
>>698734517
Impossible. What did you do to get banned? Whack someone out with a pool cue?
>>698734553
3 Monkeys is da bomb
>>698734523
Oh fucking top KEK
You shouldn't of even tried
>>698734539
That goes without saying.
>>698734523
Name? It would be top bantz of it were my old flatmate, she was a fucking dog
>>698734683
Dont worry i have intel sturgeon will die before that happens
>>698734539
Absolutely
New thread at >>698734738
Hop on before this autosages /b/ros
>>698734596
Either way it wasn't enough
>>698734736
maaaaate, Mazils 4 lyf
>>698734717
For being underage :/
>>698734592
An American trying to 'troll', mistakenly thinking we give a shit.
RM14 Romford here, who else is downloading No mans sky right now?
>>698732882
Achmed does actually live next door to me, nice bloke, helped me fix my front door.
>>698734596
What about the 39 you killed?
Fucking immigrants everywhere.
>>698734736
I used to work for that guy
He owns cocco's hands down the weirdest job I ever had... And I have had some retarded co-workers
West Lothian is best Lothian.
Livingston reporting in.
>>698734781
facebook com/ jodiehrn she has a fella too hahahaha
>>698723203
Just to make it clear, this pic was taken in Manchester, not filthy southampton
>>698734922
>>>698734738 →
That was Liverpool... Not Everton
>>698734931
Feel free to leave any time.
>>698734683
Never going to happen man
>>698735028
My apologies, Everton are alright.
Speke, Liverpool
>>698735040
Where?
>>698734596
Meh, people are still going on about that shite
