post ur age and number of women fucked, and STD's caught along the way if any
22
46
chlamydia twice
>>698715654
>>698715654
46 @ 22... Gtfo bullshitter
18
0
None.
>>698715654
I'm 27
Fucked 137 women
0 stds
>>698715654
40
7 (and 1 pro)
0
>>698715654
ayyy just went to the clinic today. ex gave me chlamydia. took a mega dose of zithromax.
>>698715966
i think i'm on pace with you
op here
18 yo
1 girl
1 aborted fetus
Age 20
2
>>698716102
zpack gave me diarrhea
age unkown
fucked 1/2 of middle earth
>>698716112
It's not as much as it sounds in college 18-22 at the university of Washington it was paradise. Best time of my life wish I would go back. 4 year sex vacation... And it really only comes down to 10-12 women a year now. If you can't fuck a
Different women every 4-6 weeks you need to get out more... Ask 100 for sex 10'will say yes and you'll find 1 or 2 attractive enough to fuck
>>698716576
op here this is the most attractive girl i ever fucked
>>698715654
12 3/4
854
I've got shit you only find in sharks!
Wrap it up kids.
24
3
Chlamydia once
>>698716730
Very pretty face. To be honest if you accidentally knocked her up she looks like she'd make a good mom
>>698715654
NO FAT CHICKS!
38
0
None
>>698715654
27
Probably 100ish
Chlamydia once -- Fucked my sister's friend when I went to visit her in college when I was like 16. Dirty bitch. Been clear ever since.
>>698716858
>woman
>good anything
>newfag
22
5
Should get checked, but no symptoms
>>698715654
Age 19
womens fucked 14
>>698715654
51
6
0
>>698716968
Stop she looks like a good woman. Not every woman is a semen demon
21
12
Rubber rider, none.
:^)
>>698717169
Are you poor? Impotent? Fat?
18
2
0
The first girl I fucked we were both 15 lmao.
op here, this is my next target, shes 44.
would you?
on the left
>>698717306
Er.. No...
>>698715654
62
1
Love of my life.
>>698717306
Yes.
milfs rule, especially the ones that give you stuff for fucking them
>>698717263
Nothing feels as good as a woman sucking your balls hope you don't get your dick sucked with one on
17
2
none thankfully, and fuk this serious relationship
>>698717278
Married and faithful. I'm not saying it's the only way, but it's a good way to do things.
56
13
0
24
1
0 stds
We were each other's firsts, and we're still going at it 6 years later
18
5
0
>>698715654
38
16
0
>>698717408
Shit man.
I'm... I've just got something in my eye, okay.
>>698717306
The blonde? 44 too old for kids can't get pregnant no need for a condom or to pull out ... Full her up anon. I'm kinda a dog tho and mainly have emotionless sex. Just telling 99% of women what they want to hear works... Some women like being treated sweet, others like the bad boy asshole... I'm pretty intuitive so i listen, watch and pretend to be the guy she'll spread her legs for
>>698715654
23
1
herpes
we still doin it thou
>>698715654
22 yo
23 partners
0 std
1 child
>>698715654
29
48
Chlamydia
Genital warts
And I think genital herpes but im not sure, had a pimple looking thing on my dick a few weeks ago
>>698717408
Sex does not equal love for me but if her 3 little holes have satisfied you your whole life and she's made you happy good for you
>>698717568
Dude if that works for you congrats
>>698717935
>bonus points
26
147
Gonorrhea around 6 times, Chlamydia once, Herpes, HPV.
26
300+ i don't try counting anymore
HPV once, and some bitch gave me a male yeast infection too it was fucked up
i haven't bothered to get laid for almost a year now, but i used to be a sex addict when i was younger. i fucked a lot of trannies too. now i've chilled out and it's relaxing not worrying about how im gonna get my dick wet all the time.
26
Fucked 9
I caught herpes from my last one, she's Asian, shit sucks any advice on dealing with it?
>>698718009
Thanks, man. 30 years ago, my answer would have been 21-6-0. Now, 3 kids and a grandchild - life has been kind to me.
>>698715654
34
1(My wife)
0
Falling for the Promiscuity Jew.
You all disgust me.
18
0
Aids
>>698718219
Surgery to fix her eyes?
>>698717306
Is she the oldest you fucked ? I'm 27 oldest I fucked was a 46 year old youngest was in Europe where age of consent is much younger. In America I always keep it 18 & up I'm fucking 2 18 year olds right now
>>698718219
I'm >>698718055. Just don't do anything. Most guys get either 0 or 1 flareups then never see it again.
>>698718219
The less you think about it the less they'll flare. Seriously the only way other than meds and baking soda.
>>698717775
careful
I knocked up a 38 year old last month
18
0
0 (no shit)
>>698718219
that sucks man, herpes is for life the only real solution is kill yourself or only fuck gross whores with herpes from now on unless u want to be a piece of shit, have fun
>>698718476
Possible true but the odds a 44 year old wants a baby is so rare
26.
Never fucked a woman...thats gay.
No STDs aside from a couple bladder infections
>>698715654
28
0
none
88
69
niggeraids twice, but then I've raped a virgin and now I'm cured.
>>698715654
23
0
0
Enjoy those STDs retards. Im almost ready to summon succubi to suck my cock with wizard powers.
>>698718490
Same
Lets fuck each other so we at least fucked one
(Nohomo doe)
>>698718476
Is she keeping the baby or abortion? Is it a pump& dump?(she wanted you to breed her no strings attached) ? What circumstances ?
>>698718381
24
12
0
>>698718671
succubus(male)?
>>698716264
Same mah nigga
>>698715654
29 22 NULL
>>698715654
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>698718571
The majority of people with herpes don't know they have it. So might as well be a piece of shit because it's more fun than being a white knight martyr.
>>698718874
Thats an incubus you dumb fuck.
>>698718276
happy for you
>>698718476
>>698716730
Last girl I fucked (last Saturday night) I'm 27 she's 18 LA area no one gives a shit I love fucking young girls they are so eager to please& learn
25
7
maybe 1
Had a urethtritis once after a new sexual encounter but the doctor at that time said it was an unspecific urethritis. the girl went to the doctor as well but came back negative. after a week of doxicyclin it was gone though.
>>698715654
22
7
0 (as far as I know)
19
8
Thrush once
And also genital warts
>>698715654
21yo in 4 days
38
So the STD thing: after fucking this big time slut raw, about 6 months ago, the area around my left ball began to swell, was very tender to the touch but didn't hurt until it was squeezed or touched in some way.
Went to the doctor after about 2 weeks of this and it not getting any better, doc felt around on my nuts and said it sounded like an "infection" but never mentioned an STD, he then took my blood. A week or so later he called and told me my blood results showed that my white blood cell count was high, which would point to an infection but not 100%, could be trauma to the testie or a few other things. He prescribed me this medicine which I can't remember the name of(yellow oblong tablets) that I took 1/day for 10 days. They helped tremendously but after the cycle was finished the area around my nut began to swell again, just not as bad.
Haven't been back to the doc because it kinda went away, however every now and then i'll have a day where it's slightly swollen/tender but never to the degree at which I went to see the doctor for.
Anyone have similar symptoms? Or have any idea what the medicine I was given might be? I threw away the bottle so i forgot the name but wish i would've wrote it down.
>>698718219
Go to Planned Parenthood, they don't give a fuck and they take all forms of insurance.
They will give you medication that will help you with it, and tell you how to deal with/manage it. It will stay with you for life and yeah it fucking blows, but with meds it wont be that bad honestly.
20
4
none
>>698715654
>age
36
>women fucked
Don't know, stopped counting when I was a teen. Over 100.
>stds
None, because I'm not a fucking nigger.
26
40+
3, warts twice and the clap off a nigger
24
Fucked 4 girls thus far.
Clean.
>>698716264
>>698718921
same hory shet
no stds tho
>>698718296
kek
>>698715654
21
3
1 abortion
>>698717568
Nothing wrong with that, anon. I have a woman in my life who cheated on me twice. What did I do? I obviously went out and fucked 3 more girls. Still feel like shit. Stick with what you got man.
>>698719173
Just fuck others up.
>>698715855
same bro
15 years
1337 fucked
69 stds
>>698719693
my best guess is, it might have been an epididymitis. orchitis is very rare in adults. and gonorrhea and chlamydia can cause epididymitis. with gonorrhea you probably would have noticed other symptoms so maybe chlamydia? was it doxicycline he gave you?
19
6
Crabs
>>698720516
Not the oldfag, but why would you feel like shit? If she cheated on you are just supposed to be okay with it? I think it's perfectly reasonable what you did. In fact i don't think it should even be called 'cheating'. If she cheated on you then wanted to continue the relationship, you should have the right to 'cheat' on her to even the score.
>>698715654
24
10
None
>>698715654
26 in a few months, 8 total. Mostly fat girls so no stds.
>>698715654
19
0
none
100+ (lost count years ago) 46
gonorrhea
venereal warts
HPV
chlamydia
>>698720646
Kids these days S M H
>>698720869
Fat girls give amazing head and are so greatful for sex they really try to please you. Good call op
20
4
0
no condoms :)
>>698718375
How did you get Aids?
>>698717540
>be me
30
10
UTI, and I currently have genital warts.
Anyone know of any good home remedies? I guess I could have a Dr burn them off. It sucks but literally all of us probably have HPV and that's what causes warts. You might have it and not even know it because there isn't a test for guys.
35 yo
22 "regular" women
27 hookers
Not a single bug. Yes I've been tested numerous times. Clean as a whistle.
The kicker? I have not once used a condom. Barebacker 4 lyfe.
What can I say? I'm a degenerate that likes to breed bitches.
18
1
none
>>698721027
And you know that even though they throw themselves at guys, they aren't out getting laid every night/weekend.
19
1
Warts
How unlucky can I fucking get
>>698721429
this
32 years old
39 women
Herpes and caught the clap once
>>698715654
>26
>30+
>never had stds
>>698720686
The only symptoms i had were the swelling(inside the scrotum) around the left nut only, with the tenderness. And I google imaged doxicycline, i don't think that was it, all I remember was it being a fairly large yellow pill and now i can't remember if it was capsule or tablet but it was oblong, almost the color of a neurontin if you know what that is.
>>698715654
20
4 (plus one guy)
0
23
3
Zero STI's
>>698715654
39
2
none
>>698720778
That's the thing. I love her so damn match and we built our life together from scratch to just throw it all away with some other idiot. I went out and fucked her old best friend, paid a middle aged somewhat attractive hooker from Craigslist, and a random hottie who just graduated from high school.
No idea why I feel bad but I guess things have been okay with us. I'd rather stick with one girl than to fuck many. She's the only one that can take it all without gagging and loves anal. That's like the full dream package right there. Just wish things would of been different.
31
Thousands, vast majority hookers or third world club whores
Gonorrhea twice
Chlamydia twice
Herpes
Settled down now.
>>698721367
I had it bad for around 5/6 months but starts taking Zinc supplements daily and shits cleared up. I currently have 1 wart left and it's on its way out (from 20+) after about a month of taking them.
>>698717306
Fffuuuccckkk yes
>>698721027
I've fucked two fat chicks before. No real difference other than more blubber to pound and grab. You're diluted if you think fat chicks give more than what they receive.
>>698715654
>19
>virgin
>Kissed once
>Had a chance to have sex didnt do it because she was my friend even thou she wanted it and was a slut
>mfw im gonna die alone
18
0
0
>>698721625
i don't know the american drug equivalents so i couldn't tell. as long as it's gone now dude. if not, go see the doc again. an untreated chlamydia infection can leave men sterile.
>>698721742
Being with one girl will be great once I'm older, but when you're young there's no need to try and settle down, it just won't work out 9/10 times. I'm 21 been with 38 and I love experiencing sex with new girls. New and different pussy, better at some things or worse at others, it's fun. But i also can't wait to find someone to settle down with, be happy you found someone you love and who loves you even through the cheating shit, that's a lot more difficult for other people. My self included.
>>698716929
Hello mighty wizzard
>>698721375
No fucking way you didn't catch anything. Barebacking? Seriously, dude? You might as well fuck a petri dish sample from a black hooker.
>>698715654
25
109
Guess
>>698721367
>>698721762
Just go to the doc and get Condylan (thats the name in europe at least). I applied that shit like 2-3 time to my REMAINING 20 or so warts, and it cleared up in about a week. I had that shit bad
22
9
clean
>>698722300
Yeah, once you've been with someone for close to 10 years, it hurts more than anything you can imagine. I'll admit, I felt like a teen again whenever I had sex with those three women. The excitement was the there, but the passion wasn't the same.
>>698721367
Condylox in the states.
I've had them for years.
No big deal....just hide in a hole when you have an outbreak and use the condylox. you're down for 10 days and then ready to spread to unsuspecting dupes.
>>698722356
HIV, warts, clap, drips, swelling, herps, rash, HPV, gonorrhea?
>>698722355
Yeah I amaze myself. I know my string of luck can't run forever, but the second the rubber goes on, I lose all feeling and go limp. It feels like fucking a bag on my dick instead of pussy.
Im a little selective of the whore pussy, I wont fuck if it stinks, but other than that, all bjs and fucking I do are bare. If it wasn't obvious already, I have a creampie fetish.
One hooker I was a semi regular with would call me once or twice a week after she had a load dumped into her and I would go over and fuck the sloppy seconds. HHHHNNNNGGGGGG is all I can say. One time, I came 5 different times without pulling out of her sloppy puss.
>>698722754
Haven't read up on it much, is it still infectious even when you have no symptoms whatsoever?
>>698722908
Close, I dont have Hiv as far as I know...
19 0 0
22
3
0
Fuck I'm lame
>>698723064
What the fuck did you get?
31
1
Married her when I was 24 and she was 19.
>>698723257
>insert rick and morty everything.jpg here
>>698723215
Bro, I fucked two girls last year and I just turned 28.
19
45
0(thank god)
Pregnancy scares-5
29
2
0
>>698723064
jesus fuck. wear a fucking jimmy lol
>>698717935
1 child = 1 STD
but not the kind you can get rid of. Its like herpes
18
7
none
>>698715654
18
0
herpes
how
20 years old
25
Chlamydia once
>21
>4
>Chlamydia once
>1 Pregnacy, miscariage because of stress. Thank god.
22
Over 30 girls
Chlamydia
Dumb broad claimed I gave her chlamydia. Made me make an appointment with Planned Parenthood. Confirmed for chlamydia. Took 3 pills and I feel better than ever.
Called up ex lovers and all have been clean. That dumb broad was the one that gave it to me.
Now I dont fuck without a condom. Sex feels good but the feeling is better when you dont have to worry about catching something.
18
6
0 so far
>>698715654
12
Over 9000
All of them
>>698722295
Yeah it's virtually gone away now besides the occasional tenderness which is maybe 2 or 3 days a month, and not nearly as bad. I kinda doubt it's an STD since I took a blood and piss test, and the doctor didn't say anything about any STD's. I was completely truthful and even told them the situation I was worried about so if an one did come up in my tests they would've told me, which is what makes me think it was some kind of non STD/i.
>>698723680
I nutted in this chick once (we were both drunk). Next day I found out she wasn't on any pill, I went straight to a pharmacy, paid like 50 bucks for Plan B and the bitch wouldn't fucking take it! Religious fucktard, but thank god nothing came out 9 months later.
everyone who says they're below 30 and have bedded over 20 girls is lying because there's no way you'd be posting here
you're like the delusional faggots with 5 inche dicks but they lie like "yeah im so big it actually sucks i hurt all my girls.." rofl
21
These dubs
0
>>698715654
23
47
the herp once
22
5
Herpes
Got it from a 40 year old coworker
>>698723714
>Now I dont fuck without a condom
Pussy
>>698723956
When I know I'm going to get lucky while drinking is to always wear a god damn rubber. That's not hard to do.
27 years of age.
9 sexual partners
No STDs
All were Long term relationships or at least part of a lengthy dating period (shortest was 9 or 10 months, longest was a 5+ year relationship / engagement.)
Seriously fellas. Get checked. Go to Planned Parenthood, claim you dont make any money because you volunteer. The std test is free.
Depending on how nice and polite you are, the nurse will check for more such as cancer and shit.
Good experience.
>>698715855
SAME
19
2
none
>>698723939
makes sense.
>>698723024
absolutely contagious even when not present because it's a virus!.
5 month incubation period.
I have never passed it to anyone that I know of....but someone gave it to ME!
Closet I came to an STD is waking up with a massive hangover in a fat chick's bed. Remember nothing. Get dressed go home, take a piss, dick is covered in red spots. Freak the fuck out. Go to clinic. Sweating HIV laced bullets. Dear lord what kind of weapons grade STD did I contract from this bovine beast. Doc checks me out, takes blood. Looks at mutilated junk. Tell story. Doc laughs, dick is covered in bite marks. Fat bitch tried to gnaw on my package like it was corn on the cob.
18
0
I have the measles and the mumps, a gash, a rash, and purple bumps.
>>698724030
I dont care. My friends uncle died of aids. Not something I wanna go through
>>698723988
the herp "once" HUH?
sorry fag...that shit's forever.
>>698717408
haha what a faggot practicly a virgin
21
0
none
anons should i go and fuck a whore or i have time befor wizardy?
cus the other option is ending myself
Age 18
Woman 17
STDs 0
>>698723607
Can be contracted from the mother at birth.
10. Chlamydia and genital warts, One I got chlamydia from literally got it from the first person she fucked which is unfortunate. nbd Just a little bacterial infection. we're still together
>>698724518
oh, that explains it then
>>698715654
Who is girl in pic?
>>698715654
25
4
clapped up once
im 13 nd i havent fucked any girls but i not a virgin either
Kappa
thi sis a joke mods dont ban me
>>698724356
maybe your penis was yellowish and the genital warts made it look like corn. hungry bitch tried to nibble it off.
>>698724318
I lost my virginity to my current girlfriend while she was in that 5 month incubation period, when they started showing I flipped the fuck out. It's getting better now but shit sucks knowing I'll have it forever. Still trying to forgive her for it since she couldn't have known
18
9
0
>check'm
14
fucked 2
>>698715654
22
6
0
>>698724800
You're so cool and edgy.
>>698720869
Don't let the fat girls fool you. They can get around. Any woman can find something to fuck if they want to.
33
15
genital warts once (also got a scar on my head from a zipper incident, but that's more of a sex related injury)
>>698715855
Kek same
>>698723714
to be fair no one is likely to admit to that shit anyway.
>>698724909
fucking kek, I don't look my age. That's how I get away with it
18
8
Possibly something at one point but it never got too bad to where i sought help.
>>698715654
29 years old.
Fucked 5 women and 2 dogs.
0 STDs.
>>698724472
>haha what a faggot practicly a virgin
>practicly a virgin
>Had sex yet is still a virgin
Are you retarded?
>>698724356
>go to STD clinic with bite marks & Doc laughs at you
SWEET FUCKING HEY-ZUES, ARE YOU ME?
The admittance nurse when she is checking me over & filling out the questionairre was giggling like a schoolgirl. I ask what is so funny, and she says (exact words) "Whoever that hungry girl was, next time she might put some BBQ sauce on it. Watch out for the fat ones"
Ive never been so mortified in my life.
>>698715855
Ditto
>>698715654
21
7
0 which is shocking considering I've never used protection on a ONS
>>698724927
can I ask if you are disclosing that you had warts to partners? how long ago that was? did it recur?
I cleared mine up a few months ago and im paranoid that every little bump is a wart. And if I'll be contagious forever. There doesnt eem to be any solid information on it so i'd like to hear from someone who has had experience of it.
Kind of feel like no guy will ever want me now.
20
1
4 times candida
i know what you thinking, but we're a healthy couple
>>698720921
HPV and venereal warts are the same thing anon
>>698715654
23
5
HPV
>>698725397
Lold real hard
>>698724409
If your friend's uncle wasn't fucking man butts he'd probably still be alive today
>>698725486
>4 times candida
Dude, only put your dick in places that are frequently cleaned.
>>698717595
Aww, sounds like this faggot is in love <3
>>698715654
19 f
4
chlamydia once
As I was digging for treasure in my back yard and eventually became bored. I entered my home and began to fap (slang for masturbate). The next day I had gained tetanus of the penis.
Age 22
28 girls
1 hpv
1 aborted fetus
8+ caught it from me , non know
>>698715654
19
4
none so far feels goodman
>>698725738
Tits or gtfo
>>698715821
>>698723714
>Sex feels good but the feeling is better when you dont have to worry about catching something.
This. Everytime I fucked a random slut I always feel like my dick itches. It's like seeing a spider and feeling them crawling up your leg, just with STDs.
i know i know, but she took the wrong antibiotics and we didnt knew anything about that, shit happens, the other 3 times are a mystery, actually were fine
27
1
aids
32
6
0 STDs
>>698726079
best fucking description mate what the actual fuck
>>698724368
18... has a gash...
Wanna fuck?
>>698725738
Couldn't stay anonymous could you attention whore?
13
2 million
2 million
9/11
32
28
Clap twice
>>698725738
You don't have to say you're a female, no one is asking for it..
>>698725738
Read the rules whore
>>698726386
I mean, I guess you're right but I haven't slept with women, and if I specified only fucking dudes I'd hear "You're a fag" way more, but it's /b/ so either way I'm fucked
>>698715654
27
235
Gonorrhea once
>>698726648
yes. yes, you are. and for a good reason
>>698726754
right, right on ya mate, I"ll be on my way
>>698719477
where do you find them?
>>698726648
or you might just provide tits and not be fucked
>>698715654
27
13ish
0 stds
Any one posting an exact number over 15 women is either guesstimating or lying.
0 chance you are going to remember all of them and recollect them, thats not how brains of guys who actually fuck alot of women work.
its fuck and move on, not a have a Dexter like case of all the condoms saved from pussy u fuckedl.
The worst is telling your bros about some random you fucked last night and finding out
A:) Your buddy with Hep-C fucked her last week
2.) She's been known to fuck nigs
>> She's seen more cock than anon on /B/
24
3
none
>>698726940
I am now thinking about how there may actually be a guy out there who fucks women and saves the condoms in a filing case of some sorts.
How horrifying the smell must be.
>>698715654
36
49
I think I have HPV but I don't really get symptoms.
21
0
0
>>698725478
So the girl that gave it to me who informed me by accusing me of giving it to her was the only one I was with for a while. The scientific research on HPV is kinda shit, and there's no test for guys. I considered telling future partners, but ultimately did the easy and shittier thing and just didn't. It hasn't caused a problem so far. The infection was about 5 years ago. Every little bump or imagined abnormality I think is a recurrence.
Feeling a little ashamed and dirty is why I never warned potential partners. Getting laid is tough enough. I have also had oral herpes since birth or close enough. And I don't warn girls about that either. One bonus of being older, most everyone my age has been exposed, probably to both.
In my 30's. Over 40 women. No std, no pregnants, now in long dry spell, fapping to pics on /b/... Fuck et.
18
0
0
I'm starting to get worried before this it always felt like I had so much time.
23
Around 45
Have Been Crowned Pullout World Champ
0 STI's (Thank Fuck)
>>698720920
Same here, anon
>>698717408
Hahaha hahaha, fag
>>698726940
Taryn
Paige
Mary
Whitney
Nicole
Thora
Ciara
Kc
Sarah
Darian e
Darian h
Shayla
Alexie
Ellie
Holly
Rachel
Madison
Miranda
Christina
Cheyanne
Olivia
Kristen
Jackie
Chloe
Keely
There might be more
>>698725478
Age?
>>698727560
good night to all of you
>>698725221
>2dogs
Oral or buttsecks?
>>698715654
19
6
none
>>698727560
>i'll just type random women names
>>698727904
There is a third option there...
Fucked their snatches.
>>698727969
Not lying but ok
>>698727144
I used to save the panties of women I fucked until my mother found them and threw them away.....
Also I'm not going to fill in age and number who the fuck cares how many women I slept with.
>>698717408
Never heard of that STD before.
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None that I'm aware of, rarely use condoms cause I'm insane but fuck it
>>698715654
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46 and your mom twice
what are STD's
>>698715654
34 yo, 25 women, HPV and Chlamydia.
>>698728101
I have one pair I think I'm going to start a collection from the ones I fucked .
>>698728169
Mods.
>>698728125
Very tough to cure. Alzheimers seems effective in the elderly.
>>698726940
I don't usually reply to these threads but you don't know of what you are talking about
>>698728431
What are the ( ) for?
>>698728431
what do the letters in the brackets mean? I'm intrigued
>>698728246
I don't know why I did it but I guess it's good to have some trophies. I switched to pictures of girls I slept with.
>>698715855
/thread
>>698728431
>>698728544
>>698728551
A for Anal
T for Transexual
B for blowjob
S for Sister
>>698715855
same
>>698727762
why? I'm 22. I've only ever slept with two people so its super shit to get such a "permanent" std. I haven't even bothered pursuing any relationships due to the shame
>>698728729
Sister?
>>698728729
you fucked your sister twice? nice. you deserve a gold medal
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none
>>698715654
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>>698715654
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None
>>698728914
Post picture of you
>>698728833
>>698728850
I wasn't the OP I'm just guessing sorry to get your hopes up :P
>>698728953
Kys
>>698728399
top fucking kek
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>>698728949
Seconded, I want to know how ugly you are
>>698715654
>30
>100+
(4) yeast infection
(1) genital herpes
>>698728544
>>698728551
T is for Tinder. Others are similar French apps
>>698728729
I chukled, sadly I have no sister
>>698728819
You didn't get the Herp or the HIV. From what I remember reading, most infections clear after about 6 months. I waited that long before raw dogging some fresh meat, in the parlance of our times.
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Herpes
will I ever find a bf :(
I mean im sort of coming to terms with it but I can't put myself out there anymore. I wish I'd never lost my virgnity.
>>698729372
because you would tap that more than twice
8 years old
Fucking destroyed the prostates of 647 women
Have zero STDS bc i only fuck super clean models
All of you can lick my ginormous 14 inch black nigger cock
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Met the love of my life 22 years ago and still with her.
>>698721027
They're boring. Fucked a 150lbs woman a few times and it's killing me how bad the sex was. No initiative, easily exhausted and so fucking limited concerning positions. Sure, one girl isn't enough to judge them all, but given the fact that fat people are generally lazy, I can hardly believe I'm mistaken.
>>698729508
Look at it this way. Would you turn down someone you really care about over a mostly harmless and very common skin complaint? some people will. Many won't. You just have to arm yourself with the information you need and explain to potential partners. Don't let it limit your life. Plenty of people have it and manage to have fulfilling love lives.
27 years old.
around 30 but who actually counts.
Balinitus (man thrush), Chlamydia and most recently Herpes.
The journey ends here for me boys, go on without me.
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I think I have a genital wart, might just be some sort of skin tag though.
Thought maybe I had chlamydia once, but sure, pee hole was itchy for a while after raw dogging a skank
Statistically impossible I never had HPV
That's all I know/suspect
Never been tested, not even once.
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Still with her after two years.
Honestly how the fuck do you guys get laid so much? Does it have to do with extensive clubbing? What do you do to get that many women?
>>698716929
>>698729549
I don't think so, I am very classic when it comes to fantasy but I definitely would like to have one, just for chill
>>698730018
I scored big on dating sites between 2005-2010 before tinder ruined everything
>>698722110
I lost mine at 22. You still have plenty of time.
>>698715654
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>>698730018
Join a frat. I can't tell you how many times a drunk smoking hot 20 year old has walked up to me at a party and asked me to go upstairs and fuck. Just like that, dont even know who they are, never talked to them before, just let's go upstairs and fuck.
>>698715654
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I'm off to wizard hogwarts.
>>698721647
Sames
>>698721744
Was it worth it?
>>698716039
>pro
What? Like a professional woman?
What the fuck's that? A prostitute?
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>698729622
>>698729622
>>698729622
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Little piece of advice for the younger /b/ros out there...
Get as much fucking in during your college years. The girls will come at you fast, hard, and often but *don't* make the mistake of thinking that you're a ladies man, a fucking Don Juan, and that it'll always be that way. Because you're not, and it won't.
It starts slowing down right around 25, 26 and unless you make the transition to fucking whores on tinder, you'll find that bagging chicks has become more difficult.
Nothing against Tinder whores, but it's like shooting fish in a barrel. There's no sport involved. It's not exciting. "Wanna fuck?" "K." *yawn*
>tl;dr get that good stuff in college. I'm cereal.
>>698730343
I'm not an American so I never went through that lol. Colleges here in The Netherlands don't have campuses and fraternities.(we have student groups but only in certain major cities. and it's a way different set-up)
College life here does contain alcohol and all that partying but nobody sleeps in houses all together like that. So the occasion never really works out. But I do understand it better now. It makes sense on your end.
>>698729586
were you guys High School sweethearts?
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>25
>not sure, 3 gfs lots of hookups and lots of prostitutes
>syphilis, kind of like genital herpes but instead of getting sores on my cock they appear on my nut sack and ass cheeks
>>698731038
Turns out shooting fish in a barrel is surprisingly hard.
>>698731206
You haven't had good luck on Tinder? Really?
