queer cousin thread
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queer cousin thread
Thread was made by an avatar. Heads up.
oh no the thread is already ruined
>>698713855
Damn.
This is an avatarfag thread, porn posters stay out.
just means this is not a fur thread, we can make our own no problem, separate threads
If someone posts bara I will match what they post for each one.
>>698713940
>>698713975
>>698713855
OH NO
>>698714083
Gotcha
>>698714159
Fuck Hetty.
lets all just drink kool aid on live stream
>>698714083
butt muh porn
>>698713585
Lol wat da fuck
>>698714320
>>698714271
Go to this bread
>>698714271
>>698714191
It's our thread, you're ruining our thread. Why do you porn posters always have to shit up our threads?
>>698714158
tempted but not tempted as well
sup
>>698714330
It's supposed to be Brian and his brother from family guy if I remember correctly.
>>698714629
Das hot
>>698714609
Drinking and playing Zelda.
>>698714561
>because im definitely posting porn
>>698714490
butt muh porn tho
>>698714561
na buddy Ill leave now I was just being a meme master <3
>>698714725
What is?
>>698714950
Your pictures
>>698714786
nice, what one you playing?
also i assume alcohol?
>>698715057
That's a lie, you are sick, I bet you fuck dogs too.
I wanted to troll the other thread but they committed the ultimate sin and autosage'd themselves
Fucking dogs is wrong.
>>698715110
Majoras Mask.
JAP copy. Been 100% it and playing with glitches.
And yeah. Coney Island Orange Cream Ale.
>>698715261
I don't think it's a sage word now.
>>698715342
then explain why they're on page 10
Mr. Squoshins posting lewd? Outrageous.
>>698715261
unfortunate
>>698715342
it still is
>>698715510
sup
>>698715507
Oh. Ha.
>>698715510
He's the only Asgore I have.
Might rebuild the folder.
>>698715191
Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
>>698715261
Epic troll
>>698715712
No, you are sick.
HA! The fuckers.
>>698715843
I know, I'm trying not to think of myself as a gay pedophile fury
>>698715687
mid
>>698715704
I'd certainly appreciate it, but you don't have to for my sake. How goes?
>>698715897
>>698715994
Oh I have this too.
And well. I kind of miss the folder.
Might go hang with George in the other room. Tempted to steal Michaels copy of No Man's Sky.
>>698715994
Badger.
i have no fucking idea whats going on right now
>>698715994
UD
whats an avatar
fk you zac
>>698716731
you you are an avatar
you should feel ashamed
>>698716134
>MR. DAD GUY
Love it.
Do it, both.
>>698716153
Yes, that is me.
>>698716465
D+F to win?
>>698716731
>>698716910
>>698716910
>>698716910
>>698716731
we are all avatar
>>698716910
Avatars are gay.
>>698717031
nah, i'll just nova+coil your hero and kill them in two seconds
>>698717031
He doesn't seem to be home right now.
Might ask him when he gets back.
THIS THREAD BRINGS SHAME ON US ALL
I will lick u eisn
DO
YOUR
WORST`
>>698717174
Get Overwatch and play with me.
Whatever can I just have someone to talk to plz
>>698717031
Okay then.
>>698717539
Eisen give love.
>>698717342
If you want people to listen to you, you gotta make them listen to you.
>>698717087
Your gay.
>>698717138
Oh...
>>698717167
Call him and tell him there's been an accident and that he needs to get there ASAP.
>>698717342
*talks*
>>698717351
Yes, hello. Chet Zar makes nice stuff.
>>698717696
bitch
>>698717692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_RxJXLY8ps
>>698717795
it's okay though, i'd never do that to you~
>>698717769
Not sure what you're implying, but I just wanna chit chat a little
>>698717795
Well thanks, mr Badger
>>698717795
Eh. I can wait. I think he's out on business.
Moogs is out there, and Ursine is in his room. Might bother one of them if I can be arsed to get up.
>>698717860
<3
>>698713585
>avatar
Literal autism
>>698717990
I'm just saying you gotta make yourself known! Chat with us. We bite but you'll like it eventually.
i expect you two to share that one heart
>>698717960
Thanks bae~
>>698717990
I am still talking in your general direction.
>>698717996
Wait, you're in the same house? Tell them I said hi and that I miss them and that they're all gay.
I refuse to share it with Am.
you must
those are the rules
>>698718377
We all moved in May.
Been a blast so far.
Mostly just chilling and hanging out.
>>698718557
That's pretty nice. Wish I could visit. Not really though, but you know.
>>698718809
how tragic
>>698718690
I don't think you could.
No company allowed in the house.
I'm hanging with Chap and Dallas this weekend hopefully though.
>>698718279
Not sure biting is my fetish if that's what you mean by like, but I guess I could live through with it
>>698718377
Appreciated. 'Sup?
>>698719044
>>698718912
Rude.
>>698718983
Not much, just sitting here, at a friend's place.
>>698719141
Ahwell
Is it a goood place?
>>698719141
I don't call the shots.
Back later.
>>698718983
whoa whoa no homo bro
>>698719406
All the homo
Release the HOMO!
>>698719324
stop hiding all these sexy saint bernard pics on me
>>698718377
np bae
>>698719300
It's very nice. I like it here.
>>698719324
You could've said it more politely :c
>>698717795
Hello.
>>698720016
Have you seen Chet Zar's work?
>>698719989
Are there nice wallpapers? Is it nicely decorated?
Do they have...... chocolate milk?
>>698720216
I'm familiar, yes.
>>698720529
No, no and maybe. It's nice and relaxed here, there's occaionally drugs or alcohol and there's a penis that's available for use.
>>698720633
Opinions?
everyone
a moment of silence for another failed "gfur only" thread
huehuehuehuehuehue
>>698720832
keep going bro
silence?
they deserve to be laughed at
>>698720808
I'm hoping you're talking about a dildo and that you don't have a decapitated penis laying around there
Plz no decapitated penises
>>698720929
you mean more dad on son incest? absolutely
>>698720808
I'm not a fan. I don't get down on that intentionally dark stuff. There's no meaning or emotional content beyond the aesthetic of "I'm so dark and horrifying."
>>698721025
No, the penis is working and attached to a person like normal.
>>698721151
I've always found it to be more an honest portrayal than a façade.
>>698721355
The only honesty in art anymore is found in the nonobjective painting or in photography. Everything beyond is pure aesthetic.
>>698721167
Here I assumed that everyone in here were virgins, turns out I might just be one of the few
>>698721756
Only you and Nibi are.
>>698721652
I couldn't really say. I suppose.
>>698721756
Why'd you assume that? Most people here should be well-involved enough to be considered normal, I think.
>>698721652
>getting fool to talk about art
BADJ WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>698713855
Nice Pam you got there.
>>698721865
Well we'll see who wins that race first
>>698721996
I-I'm not abnormal... It's everyone else who are... I'll...... I'll go hide in my corner...
Bearing all the aforementioned dialogues we discover the possibilities of
The curve towards progressive behavior and the ultimate realization of the
Goal of evolution, which grants the benefits of added awareness with
Unlimited boundness of happiness, also known as bliss, which is a result of
The laws which govern physical behavior merging with the highest levels of
Spirit, and together manifesting the magical and mystical level of cosmic
Awareness, becoming one with the longing for complete surrender to the
Higher self, which has potentially been waiting these long eons of time,
And in fact sometimes has been dipping into a state of semi-sleep or
Unconsciousness, bordering on complete absence of thought.
>>698722038
You know you enjoy my art talk.
>>698721996
I do. It's rather upsetting, there is a movement in contemporary art away from the purely aesthetic. We are no longer in the Rococo.
Specifically, the areas concerning the new futuristic thinking have to do
With several abstract, somewhat hidden, emotional tendencies which lead one
To believe that the consequences of interaction between the positive and
Negative forces are producing a vital link between the subconscious and
Superconscious minds, which therefore can only be considered as actual
Structures with two separate and distinctly different qualities.
>>698722354
You will, since Nibi will never get laid.
>>698722430
>>698722572
It just might be a draw then
As we have seen, when one or more intensely feeling energies become
Associated with the higher levels of perceptible phenomenon, and these new
Forms are then instantly acted upon by the two minds previously discussed,
And brand new associations are given over with resulting problems sorting
Out the new strains of emotional and physical qualities we see cropping up
In schools and places of business across the country, and in the cities
Which of course have the added complications of the much-argued-over
Proposition that one cannot tolerate the existence of two or more intensely
Opposing ideas at one point in time.
>>698722577
Or rather, you allow me to rant and rave at you about it.
>>698722354
You are underage, aren't you?
>>698722771
20 actually, why?
Others may find it easier to say "however," and that thought alone is one
Which troubles many of us here who have for so long held the light up on
The words which brought meaning to us concerning the amount of effort it
Takes to ignite a certain process leading one to the knowledge of the truce
Behind the alternating essence which is unending without actually
Beginning, and in those words of course is the key to beginning a long
Journey toward understanding which, as we have learned, is something for
Which each human being cries out, cupping his hands over the mouth.
>>698722714
Nibi is adamant about it.
>>698722038
Oh shush, this place was dead anyway.
>>698722354
You'll probably not find any dick or butt in there. Go out, find a guy and get him to give it to you.
>>698722430
I'm rather uninvolved in the scene, much to my chagrin, so I wouldn't really know much about that.
Sometimes in the evenings a feeling of the type which haunts young children
In the forest will come in on a dark wind, and all the light will fade
Leaving a low sound penetrating the eyes, which follow the dark shapes
Running for safe nests just out of reach of small white teeth and noses
Filled with dirt going up over the mountains covered with tall trees and
Green needles and red bark with pitch oozing out into the air, which dries
It on the surface causing it to become crusty which allows for the
Protection of all that lies within the crust, for it will now remain liquid
And hold itself remaining in a state close to that of the pure essence
Which will remind us of home, which will remind us of the red cookie-jar,
And the smiles dancing around in the golden afternoons, while the pipe
Puffs out small clouds of smoke from the mouth of the father with an axe to
Cut wood growing on the tall mountains.
>>698722894
I try and keep a pulse on what is going on. I'm a painter, staunchly involved in the modes and methods of the mid-century, while staying as honest and contemporary as I can.
>>698722862
You keep making awful jokes
>>698722868
Yeah I've seen him ramble about it, not completely sure what he's on about
>>698722894
I can always dream... With the lights off there might just be a dick right in front of me
>>698723175
I can't remember making any
I'm in the grips of pure ecstasy and no one can stop me
>>698723154
I am envious. I lack determination.
>>698723234
rip in pies?
In order to assure that the fundamental qualities inherent in the solutions
To modern philosophical questions are accurate, the first and foremost
Consideration lies in the field of abstractions associated with the loss of
Nature, and with them the interaction of the primary forces of life itself
Which have now been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to have their basis
In the field of the absolute in the vacuum state bringing to mind that
There has been a reversal of sorts of the age-old phrase, "You can't get
Something from nothing." As we have seen this kind of thinking which has
Been going on since the beginning of time is just a smoke-screen necessary
To block almost all truthful inquiries for centuries following, and it is
With this also on our minds that we see that the initial thinking on a
Subject is critical to all that follows, and can be an excellent partner to
The dark and evil forces which would have us living forever in darkness and
Confusion, refusing even to acknowledge that we even existed, or that there
Was such a thing as a bad tooth, or a tooth-ache.
>>698723234
Depression.
>>698723354
the decapitated penis one for example
Bringing our discussion to the realm of practical considerations, it is
Interesting to note the possibilities of dental hygiene and the remarkable
Idea of a world free of tooth-decay and all other problems associated with
The teeth, tongue, or oral cavity, which would, in fact, become a prime
Motivator for a certain disappearance of fears associated with pain
Connected with dental applications, and even the idea that plaque could
Appear upon the surface of the teeth, and the negative occurrences which
Follow such as the hideous odors emitted from the oral cavity and the
Discolorations and the resulted perforation of the once beautiful mental
Images, and the possibility of the breaking of relationships based upon the
Idea of negative distortion of the mouth, for teeth, while not necessarily
Considered one of the primary building blocks of happiness, can in fact
Become a small sore, festering and transferring negative energies to the
Once quiet and peaceful mind, giving it over to strange and unproductive thinking.
>>698723431
You should start painting again.
>>698723572
I should. I'm just too busy living.
>>698723511
Who says that was a joke
>>698723433
Well that part is obvious, it's the "I have to stay virgin because I'm beyond the "acceptable" age" part that I don't understand
>>698723431
Can it be a marzipan cake instead
Strange and unproductive thinking.
Strange and unproductive thinking.
Strange and unproductive thinking.
Strange and unproductive thinking.
Unproductive thinking.
Unproductive thinking.
Unproductive thinking.
>>698723428
Was that a threat?
>>698723792
I only live when I am painting. Everything else is merely existence.
>>698723814
Autism.
>>698723863
a proclamation nothing more
>>698724058
A challenge then.
>>698723933
Autism and depression does not sound like a very good combo... Hope things work out in the end for that guy
>>698724209
It's all a character, ya dig? It's an act he puts on.
>>698724202
its okay the moment passed
>>698724369
Not sure why he would want to pretend about that, but ok then
Does that mean I'm the only virgin in here after all?
>>698724607
>Clyde Clydesdale
>>698724607
I was going to decline the offer anyways. God forbid I stop someone else's joy.
>>698724625
Probably not. It's an act in that he plays it up, there is some honesty in it most likely.
>>698724900
I still don't get what makes him want to put on an act like that, but as long as he does what he likes, I guess
>>698723814
It can be whatever you want it to be (tilde)
>>698723863
Hmm, to me existence feels like exploration. Finding new things and trying out what to do with them. It's enjoyable but I won't be doing it always.
>>698725318
Existence to me is just that, existing. Living is a different matter altogether. Living is an exploration, it's feeling, it's experiencing.
>>698725275
Everyone puts on an act around here.
>>698725318
Marzipan cake it is then
Is the ~ key missing from your keyboard?
>>698725476
This place sure is different at different times of the day
>>698725661
it's a dynamic environment
>>698725661
It's never different, always the same.
>>698725731
I have to say I like it slightly better the other half of the day
>>698713855
Cheers!
>>698725476
Well then, apparently I am living after all.
>>698725480
No, it's just something that's reserved for special occasions.
>>698725865
Naah I don't agree, I feel it's more cheerful when Katten and those guys are here
>>698726012
Marzipan cake celebration is not one of them?
>>698726301
it's always cheerful
just for different things
>>698726301
No, it's an altogether very different situation that calls for a tilde.
>>698726012
And I only live when I am painting.
>>698726301
It's no more or less cheerful than it is now, it is simply your perception of it that changes.
>>698726577
I've developed a hunger that I can't quite sate and I'm loving every minute of it.
>>698726693
I too have a hunger. It's always only ever sated temporarily in the work that I do. And it always comes roaring back after a very short period of time. What hunger are you talking about?
>>698726693
the endless hunger of dick, right
>>698726552
Do I dare ask about that or is it better if I keep quiet?
>>69872654
>>698726577
Well then, guess we all have our own types of cheerful that we like
>>698726932
A hunger for life and a thirst for knowledge.
>>698726981
That's part of life so yeah.
>>698727170
I'm actually not sure what those instances are, but I know this is not one of them.
>>698727170
I don't like cheerfulness. Cheerfulness feels like an affectation.
>>698727287
Knowledge is an impossibility. The only thing anyone can know is that they know nothing.
>>698727287
indeed it is.
>>698727481
you know nothing, Jon Snow
>>698727287
Well I think it is so here's one from me, for the marzipan cake~
>>698727356
Well I know I like it, affectation or not. I'd hate living without it
>>698727481
I'm sure you know what I meant.
>>698727662
Indeed
>>698727662
I don't get the reference.
>>698727735
quite
>>698727763
liar
>>698727724
Thanks. I'm sure you're enjoying all these (You)s as well.
>>698727848
rather
>>698727735
I don't know anything beyond that I know nothing.
>>698727724
You'd be surprised with just how much you can live without.
>>698727848
I don't watch television. Jon Snow is from Game of Thrones, but I've never watched the show.
>>698727936
penis
>>698728014
you don't need to watch the show to read the books
>>698727936
Well it means someone is actually taking their time to talk to me, so that sure is better than nothing
>>698728014
A life without joy doesn't sound all that enjoyable to me
>>698728014
I know there's a possibility that I might know something and that lets me live.
>>698728097
dick, johnson, pecker etc
>>698728129
Good, now I don't have to feel bad about not using a tilde.
>>698728445
yes those
>>698728445
I get those way enough from Katten, you should talk to him whenever you're running low
>>698728621
yea, swell
>>698728632
I'm never on at the same times. But he's a great guy and I'd love to talk with him more.
>>698729192
Makes me I'm glad I'm basically crepuscular, or whatever it's called. And damn right, he's great
>>698729909
mhm
>>698730116
Mmhmm? Wh-what are you implying now? ^//^;
>>698730249
He's nice. Also I'm not even sure what that word is so... yeah.
I need an edgelord name for my DH when I get home.
>>698730361
Oh, I took it for another kind of "mmhmm", my bad
sometimes words are hard
>>698730400
edgelord
>>698730489
That's going to be taken.
>>698730400
Cheese salad
First thing I thought of, you're welcome
>>698730567
Edgelordtwo
>>698730458
O-oh... .////.
>>698730930
Not sure why YOU'RE embarrassed, it's I who should be .//////.
>>698730621
I should make a male DH and name him "Leslie".
The angst will be real.
>>698731242
he's not embarrassed, he's blushing
>>698731253
B-but cheese salad......
Badj, come whisper sexy things to me in Russian.
>>698731253
sounds awful
why not name them Edgymcedgeface
>>698731340
In that case replace embarrassed with blushing
>>698731534
i like this one
>>698731632
What about this panda butt >>698731583
>>698731829
No one wants your panda butt.
>>698731242
I just wasn't expecting that.
>>698731340
S-shush...
>>698731434
Why Russian? I don't know any Russian.
>>698732149
Hold on, who said it's MY butt?
>>698731829
that one's alright
i prefer seeing the front side because it appeals to me more
>>698732193
o-okay..
>>698732193
c:
>>698732282
Well we all have our preferences, but that's one killer butt
>>698732282
.///.
>>698732465
Yes, hello.
>>698732603
Huh, are we at that point again?
Uh well, hello
>>698732603
/.../
>>698732193
You're Finnish, how do you knot know Russian?
>>698733350
that's like saying everyone who knows Swedish should know Vietnamese
>>698733272
He probably knows Swedish better than he knows Russian, they learn it in schools over there
If not then I could teach him
when you realize you're the queer cousin
>>698733272
Fuuck, mislink >>698733350
>>698733576
i'm a queer uncle, does that count
>>698733499
Finland is literally right next to Russia though.
>>698733644
I don't think so actually
not sure
>>698733702
that doesn't mean you're obligated to learn the language
>>698733751
dang
what's up man
>>698733848
Just wait till' daddy Putin annexes Finland.
>>698732732
Uhmm... I don't know, maybe?
>>698733041
: o
>>698733350
Russian isn't part of our education. Swedish though...
>>698733525
this
>>698733576
when you realize you're the queer cousin/uncle/brother
>>698733702
Some people in the eastern parts probably know Russian because there are a lot of Russians there, but Finnish and Swedish are Finland's official languages. Didn't you know we drove the Russians out?
>>698713585
very gay
>>698732251
We all the truth, you're actually a panda bear, sent by the Chinese to spy on us.
>>698733978
being gay and obsessing over overwatch, so the usual
hbu?
>>698734020
The Finns didn't drive out shit. You all just sat in the snow, depressed and drinking.
when your country has the most olympic medals per person
>>698733991
Despite our general humility and defeatism, we're a surprisingly strong nation.
>>698734204
We kicked their asses though. Check any statistics of the Winter War anywhere. We didn't exactly rush over them, but we halted their progress and pushed them back quite a bit.
>>698734020
does it really spread to that or no? I'm not the authority on it but cousin
>>698734020
Well then, umm... Marzipan cakes and tildes!~
>>698734063
Abandon the job! We have been busted! Repeat, we have been busted! Move it! Move it! Out out out! Retreat! Retreat!
>>698733991
eh, I don't live close to it at all so it's whatever to me, my friends that live there would be all I care about.
>>698734020
o :
>>698734149
being gay and watching some streams, so nothing much.
>>698734519
I don't know.
>>698734569
Yay!
>>698734584
s:
>>698734725
What are tildes used for anyway...
>>698734879
Mostly lewd and suggestive.
>>698734879
Lewd implications~
>>698734879
estimation
>>698734937
I know that for sure, I mean what is their real purpose. What they were invented for
