Why shouldn't I just kill myself?
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Why shouldn't I just kill myself?
why shouldnt i just mow the lawn
>>698700986
Coz you are in /b/, you're already Dead, duh
>>698700986
I wanna marry this girl
how old?
ugly, average or good looks?
live alone or with parents?
have a job?
in a relationship?
do you have any disabilities?
what country are you from?
what is the biggest reason to desire suicide?
just curious
>>698700986
>y͚̝ͪ̍ͪ̉̆̈ͣo͍͈̝̼̥̘ͧ͌̎ͩ̓ͬ̀u͕̯͋͛ͮ̋ͨ ͉̥͙̤͓̌ͅͅd̬̙̺͙͓̭̬ͯ̉͒̆̍ͤ́̚ẻ̥̭̳̞̙̓̽͌ͨ͌̔s͖̼̥̰̳͔̆͞ͅḗ̹͖͖̜̻͛r̹̃̉̾ṽ̖̹ȩ̹̣̤̲͓̑̌͊͂̾ ̟̭͚͙͉ͫͨ͆̈́t̩̺͇ͩ̃̌o̺̱ L̡̫͇͖͔͕̲̒Ì̳̯̭͚ͦͭ̒ͅV̪̹̻̠̰̦
>>698700986
Why should you?
>>698700986
why should we give a shit either way ??
>>698700986
shit, ive fall in love
Because there is always something worth living for, and you still deserve finding it
Good luck OP
>>698700986
why do i see so much of this chick lately? and who the fuck is she?
>>698700986
you obviously should
>cucklords being nice cause pretty girl
Becouse you are a attention whore slut, kill yourself if you really thinked about it
>>698700986
Well the world is fucked up so eh
>>698701242
dumbass
>>698701745
dumbass
>>698701962
dumbass
>>698701414
not greentexting this bs
what would /b/ do to her?
>>698700986
>>698703135
I would ask who she is
>>698703135
the new queen of /b/
>>698703135
kill her.
>>698703359
newfag (s)
>>698702186
Only one of those three posts implied that they thought OP was the girl in the pic, retard.
>>698703229
She is the most beautiful human being in the universe, lad.
>>698703135
open your eyes. its hard to wank over you when your not fucking looking at me.
>>698700986
is op kill? (by own hand)
>>698700986
You're like a non-fat version of a retarded emo I know. Fucking beautiful :)
>y͚̝ͪ̍ͪ̉̆̈ͣo͍͈̝̼̥̘ͧ͌̎ͩ̓ͬ̀u͕̯͋͛ͮ̋ͨ ͉̥͙̤͓̌ͅͅd̬̙̺͙͓̭̬ͯ̉͒̆̍ͤ́̚ẻ̥̭̳̞̙̓̽͌ͨ͌̔s͖̼̥̰̳͔̆͞ͅḗ̹͖͖̜̻͛r̹̃̉̾ṽ̖̹ȩ̹̣̤̲͓̑̌͊͂̾ ̟̭͚͙͉ͫͨ͆̈́t̩̺͇ͩ̃̌o̺̱ L̡̫͇͖͔͕̲̒Ì̳̯̭͚ͦͭ̒ͅV̪̹̻̠̰̦
>>698703991
kek
>>698703991
>>698700986
depending on where you live, someone else might do it, don't rush
>>698704772
Why is this girl unsauce'd, I need this in my life
>>698703135
she's literally so pretty that I'm afraid not to spoil that angelic innocent look upon her by fucking her.
all I can think about is how far I'm gonna burrow my teeth into those strawberry lips once I grip her wrists and raise her hands above her head
>>698700986
Cause I've yet to find you and perform my dirty little fantasies on you
http://www.strawpoll.me/10938558
?
>>698703656
ok.
>>698703135
Fuck the shit out of her… obviously
>>698703135
I'd ask her out. If she rejects me, I'll curl up into a ball and cry until I die of starvation.
>>698705834
i think that by crying you'll die of Puss-e-tees
>>698704772
jesus j.j. christ, them lips......
>>698704772
Moreeeeee plssss ;___;
>>698705263
Is there really no sauce?
>>698707272
Seems like there isn't, it's just another aspect of perfection, the fact that she's unreachable. Suffer with me anon.
>>698703135
Hug her so much ;_;
>>698700986
Because you will miss these sweet dubs
>>698703135
Ask what's on her sweater
>>698700986
Why do you need a reason? Do whatever the fuck you're gonna do. Wanna be a trooper? Fill out an organ donation card before you die. Unless of course you are gonna go jump off a building or whatever.
>>698706803
>>698707985
Moar
op is terrible
>>698704772
She looks familiar. Deff looks like some chick I know. Will upload pic soon.
>>698707985
i want to die
>>698708246
>>698704772
Nvm thought they'd be more similar
>>698700986
Would it negatively affect anyone else? If not, then I see no reason why not.
>>698700986
Very cute. Little elf ears poking out of her hair. Nice cheeks. Any more of her? I may be in love.
>>698703135
>what would /b/ do to her?
Get her a cup of ice tea down by the ocean in a nice little beachfront cafe for starters. Engage in some chitchat. She looks adorable. And smart. Definitely worth spending time with.
>>698708967
Feel the same, dude.
>>698708821
>little elf ears
>elf ears
Jesus stop patrolling for internet poon and go back to whatever fantasy world you like with elves.
>>698704772
Gorgeous. Girlfriend material.
>>698709297
Don't bring me down. It was a compliment.
>>698709485
sorry but.
>dubs unlock next picture
>trips get ig
>quads get fb
>quints make my browntext green
>>698710338
Please anon!!!
>>698710338
go away
>>698710338
ROLLING
>>698710554
>off by one, the rope awaits fag
>>698710338
>implying
>>698710338
rawl
>>698710338
Keep rolling please
>>698710726
>>698710338
Im ruined
>>698710338
Roll
>>698710338
Trips get
>>698710338
Bump
>>698710338
rollin
>>698710338
Roll
>>698710338
Im dying
>>698710338
Rolling
>>698710338
Rolling
>>698710338
rollerino
>>698700986
The real question is "why am i looking for some reason ?
Rolling for love
>666
>>698710338
Black
rolling
>>698710338
keep going
>>698711711
>711711
>>698710338
Check em
>>698711711
>>698711800
Winwar
>>698710338
I'll have you know that I am quite gassy right now.
>>698711844
SAVED
Plos quads
>>698711800
>>698711833
>>698711844
Three in a row.
>>698710338
Deliver Anon
>>698710338
Pls trips
>>698711766
>>698711800
>>698711833
>>698711844
4 fucking dubs in a row
>>698710338
Trips would be gud
>>698710338
Rolls Royce
Rolling
Rolling
>>698711844
fuuuuuuuuuuuug
rollon
>>698700986
I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. I've seen the toughest all around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well jump. Jump!
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump.
Aaa-ohh Hey you! Who said that?
Baby how you been?
You say you don't know, you won't know until you begin.
Well can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump.
Rolling for trips
>>698712445
FUCK
>>698710338
Quads izi
>>698710338
Roll
>>698710338
This girl is so perfeccttt pls god quads
>>698710338
Quads now
>>698712547
You'll get through that emotional teenage phase soon enough. Hang in there.
>>698710338
Izi
>>698710338
Jokes over quads now
i need the quads
Goku here! I'm going to help you all get trips.
What you see here are singles.
>>698710338
God pls
>>698712966
Oops, THESE here are singles.
rolling for tits/ass
>>698713049
These here are what you call dubs.
>>698700986
I just want to fill her mouth full of my jizzums honestly, fuck your nigger ass post OP
>>698710338
Im here guys dont worry in my count to 3 ;D
>>698713157
Fuck this, I'll just skip to trips.
>>698710338
3 Get ready ;D
>>698710338
2 Almost there
>>698701414
not op
>how old?
20
>ugly, average or good looks?
something between average and good. some girls told me i was really handsome, others told me i was just average
>live alone or with parents?
sharing an apartment with my brother
>have a job?
kinda
>in a relationship?
nah
>do you have any disabilities?
lost to fingers on new years eve when i was 13
>what country are you from?
>what is the biggest reason to desire suicide?
life's not worth living
>>698710338
1 Ready?!
>>698710338
Holy fucking shit i need this gurl in my life
>>698710338
00000 IZI ;D
ez trips
>>698700986
Cus if that's you on the photo you are beautiful and you have a whole life to live. Don't get me wrong but i'm kinda sick of teenagers trying to kill themselves for nothing. Whatever you're passing trough it's normal, it's life, just deal with it and live it. Everything will be ok.
>>698713334
>>698713335
kill yourselves
>>698713335
>>698713334
goddammit
>>698710338
334 fack almost worked
>>698713334
damn it
BEHOLD THE QUADS!!!
Reroll for tits/ass
>>698711844
quads get
>>698710338
So unfair my trick almost worked fakk
>>698707985
I love her short hair!
>>698710338
Well i tried boyz
>>698711844
i came
>>698713232
Chillout guys, I'm here.
quads smell your own shit
>>698710338
Memes
>protip: if you're a god tier stalker, once you have the instagram, finding her fb will be a piece of cake.
at least that's how it seemed to me.
>>698713985
reroll
>>698710338
Meh izi quads ;D
>>698710338
Roll
She is fucking mint
>>698710338
Why is this so fking hard?
This is like all i want in my life i wont giveup
This is my dream my hopes
>>698714227
Don't give up brother
>>698700986
Ur hot, Idk if this is bait, but i'm masturbating to it. Fuck you for baiting. Thanks for being hot
>>698710338
I wont give up on my dream
roll
>>698710338
Lets try my little game again
It was close last time so yeah ;D
roll
>>698710338
And a 3
>>698703135
Send her the fuck away till she 18.
BITCH STOP TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS! I DONT LIKE JAILTIME
>>698714374
reroll
>>698710338
And a 2
>>698710338
And a 1 (GET READY)
>>698711844
Thanks OP!
>btw, any britfags here? you might have a shot at doing more to her than fapping to her pics
>>698710338
0 Youre welcome ;D
>>698700986
trips for smelling your own shit
>>698711844
And a 0*
>>698714658
reroll
>>698710338
AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG
I WONT GIVE UP HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>698714717
reroll
>>698714778
Just give up
>>698710338
778 FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
MY DREAMMMMMM ARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>698714584
Is she a brit?
Because you would just reborn! Fact!
>>698710338
Roll
Do you believe you will never achieve happiness? Ever again? Say you live another 50 years. Do you think you can spend 50 years unhappy?
>>698714778
give up
>>698700986
no reason
>do it.
>>698714928
yes
I would like to combine all dubs in this thread into a quint.
Thank you.
>>698710338
NO I WONT GIVE UP I WANT THAT INSTAGRAM I WANT ALL OF U GUYS TO HAVE HER INSTAGRAM ARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHJKHJKHJKHJKHJK
>>698703135
Tell her to show tits or gtfo
>>698710338
akls;jdg;kasj;dgasdg
no one is going to get trips, trust me
(i want to eat her ass)
>>698703135
I would do anything just to spend time with her honestly. She is quite possible the cutest little thing I've ever encountered. She's the kind of girl I wouldn't do anything to, but instead I'd do anything for. If I could I would spend the rest of my life with her.
>>698715111
lmao
>>698710338
Give us dat insta ;)
>>698713522
holy fuck this is amazing. FUKKIN SAVEDDD
>>698715111
>>698713232
>>698713157
>>698713049
>>698712966
You are terrible
>>698710338
NOOOOOTTT VIEVINGGGG UPDSIFSDPFSDF
>>698715111
lmao
>>698715020
Why?
When will you be happy?
>>698715111
@deadpxgasus
>happy fapping
>>698710338
FUCKING ROLL, ROLL!
>>698700986
Maybe you can get laid one day if you just keep trying!
>>698715361
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I have to poo
>>698715357
>>698715111
she also has a secondary ig @acidccat
>>698710338
SO MANY FREE FOLOWRS KAKAKAK
YESSS BABY WE DID IT
LOVE YOU ALL
MY DREAM
ALL MY HOPES
WE DID IT GUYS
BRB C':
>>698715562
Fucking hell Rodrigo isn't working as my roll idol, I need a new one. Isabella!
i aint giving up
>>698715738
same
>>698715803
Come on Isabella! I need you!
>>698715738
at least 10% will get to fuck your emo pussy you fucking twat
>>698716057
I give up!
>>698715738
How many did you use to have before exposing your pretty face in this wolf pit?
>>698710338
Hey guys,
Vegeta here, as u can see goku didnt work so good :/
But im here for u guys fuck goku hehe
Youre welcome for that facebook ;D
>>698703135
Reminds me of lolichan.
>>698700986
just do it fucking kill your self plz
Fuck, it turns out she is in to emo shit. Who cares? She is cute though, and that is what matters!
>>698710338
I..It...Didn..Didnt work!?
this emo chick is hot
>>698716828
w8 wat
did you notice cuts on her hands?
>>698716972
fuck off with your dbz shit
>>698710338
I guess i got defeated again
Oh well Goku Sucks aswell so ;D
Im better ;)
>>698717088
dubs decide
>>698717166
THERES NO ESCAPING BANANA
>>698716972
Shut up, your nothing to Isabella!
>>698710338
I want quads.
I want quads..
I want quads...
I WANT QUADDSSSS
>>698710338
QUADDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>698716972
Shut up, your nothing to Isabella! Even Rolldrigo is better then you!
>>698717346
BRUHPAER TA DAAAAH
>>698717346
quads incoming
behold thy mighty quads
>>698717600
fucking winrar
>>698710338
I wanted Quads
>>698717020
No. At least am not autistic! Or I could possibly just be blind, am on 4chan anyway.
>>698700986
>kill yourself
>or rob a bank
>or rape & kill people
>or become the president
I couldn't car less
>>698700986
because ur hot......come here and I will give you purpose
>>698717088
Yeah, Isabella is best!
Trips pls
>>698700986
Drinking, fapping and playing vidya are too fun.
>>698717905
>>698703135
give her a purpose.......would love a cute slave girl.
she would be free of needing to think
>>698715738
Oh shit Ozymandias level genius right here! Even I, Dr. Manhattan, could not foresee your plan. Tell me, how do you do it?
if this gets quads you have to finger your ass
ROLL
>>698700986
please sit on my face
>>698710338
Rolling for that insta
>>698720048
fuck
>>698710338
ok i'll play your game
>>698720048
Please refer to
>>698715357
https://youtu.be/71mC-13j_PU
Share this video omg
@deadpxgasus
@acidccat
What are these? Instagram tags? Help me out here.
>>698717905
eyy boss
>>698720320
that HD bruhh
>>698720329
>Yes
Yes
Because your dog will never know the reason why you haven't woken up
rolling for fb
>>698720248
yo thanks
>>698700986
Aside from standard life is beutiful bullshit?
Hell is the single only reason i'm here.
I hope we both find peace or die quickly OP.
Gl out there i guess...
>>698712804
30, nope. What do.
OMG she is so adorable. I feel... happy. A secret crush.
