Name stereotypes thread.
I'll get the obvious one out of the way.
>'Chad'
Since I have experience with it, I think 'Dylan' is a mass shooter name.
Also, every Nicole I've ever met has been a big fat ugly bitch.
What name stereotypes do you see /b/?
>>698692691
All Andrews are emotionally immature cucks
I'll bump with another; All the Tyler's in the world are dickheads.
>>698692928
can confirm. childhood neighbor grew up to be a bisexual fat scene/emo mexican.
>>698692928
I would agree. An Andrew I knew in HS was a total fucking cuck beta.
every tim I know is emotionally unstable but cool as fuck to hang out with
>except when they are freaking out
All those named tony will have visable stab wounds
>>698692691
>Todd
Fuck Todd
>>698694359
Hi tucker, I'm Todd
>Chris
Animu fag, compulsive liar
>Morgan
Chubby, tryhard scene, hoe
>Aaron
Niggers
Rate my name: Braden
>>698695028
Fuck up from birth.
>>698692928
this is too accurate. i know because my dad's name is andrew and i was friends with a guy name andrew who was a whiny cunt
Brittany's are pretty much always cunts. Never met one I didn't wanna kick in the twat.
What about Robert?
>>698695199
Spot on /b/ro
>>698695359
Fat
>>698695421
I'm skinny tho
Brenda/bertha are always fat
Brittany are always bitch
>Caitlin
stoner hoe
>>698694065
Haha wish I knew more than one tony so I could claim this isn't true. But the tony I knew had a nice ole scar on his arm that he said was from a stab.
>>698692691
All Melissas are fat cavewomen
All Joshes are socially retarded
All Collins are assholes
name check: chris
>>698694822
Nah my ex was named morgan and she was skinny and a stoner. Hoe though so maybe Morgan's are just hoes
Gage is a pussy
>>698695736
Yes except josh. Most of the josh I knew are cool.
>>698695863
Yup
I'd your name is Destiny you are automatically a whore
Rate my name: OP
Name Check: Brice
>>698695980
I mean if your name is destiny you're either black, trailer trash or a stripper. So yes destiny = whore
>>698695986
Faggot
Guys named Morgan are complete faggots
Girls named Morgan have gotten kinda fat in the past few years
>>698692928
Kek, apparently I'm an immature cuck. And here I thought Andrews wouldn't make the list.
>>698695722
The worst part is i am also a Tony with a visable stab wound
>>698696231
This
>Tyrone
Nigger
>Darius
Nigger
>>698696281
Same well i have a scar on my hand
>>698695421
>>698695472
Me too, like just got out of Auschwitz skinny. They call me Rob though, maybe that's different.
>>698692691
The nicole one is the opposite for me.
>>698693617
its scary how accurate this is.
Anyone have thoughts on vincent
what about "Casper"?
>>698692691
A knew a Nichols that was literally the exact opposite. Especially tiny and skinny
Every Alex i know is either gay or sissy.
>>698696487
Some faggy ghost.
Autumns are emotionally unstable
Summers are total sluts
>>698696570
im not a ghost
>>698696665
You're a lurker which is the same
>>698696665
Off by one. And yes, you are.
>>698695722
Tony checking in
scar where my sister stabbed me with broken glass
>>698696542
Or a nigger
>>698695980
I know someone whose parents named her destiny . She's a stripper now. Great job parents
>>698696764
Never met a nigger named Alex.
>>698696763
I was fucking around when i said it, but holy fuck did i hit the nail on the head
>>698696003
Anybody?
Guys named Shaun are always pretty fucking cool to be around.
Rate my name: Samuel
>>698696859
There's this Alex that I know that is Asian, but the darker-skinned kind. About as close as I've seen.
any kid born 00 and later are fucking trash and have no work ethic and will only whine and cry about their problems and never put work into actually getting a promotion, they will also never be in a happy marriage and not break up since we have already entered a universal state of mind where the only thing that matters too us is our own 'happiness'
>>698693233
Watch it niggah I'm well on my way to making a lot of money. I'M NO CUCK!
>>698696003
Knew a brice in high school. Was a closet homosexual. He killed himself by asphyxiation jacking off and joking himself. I can pull up the news articles
>>698696941
lol
>>698696003
Both Brice I know are suit wearing corperate workfags.
>>698697011
What's it like being a boat-driving traitor, faggot? Also, nice dubs.
>>698692928
FUCK U ANON!
>>698696941
close enough, it's on my hand she damn near removed my thumb
>>698692691
where i´m from Brian is the scummiest white trash guy and Conny is his trash girl.
what is the stereotypical Carl?
>>698697011
you are fat except if you are called sam and never called samuel then you might actually be black
>>698692691
What if your name is Dylan but you're welsh and its pronounced the proper way?
>>698696974
Nice try, Shaun
How are Aarons? (Name Check)
What about Anatoly?
>>698697136
wut
>>698696246
Shit niggah. English and american buttlers in movies is all we are. Sup Andrewbro?
>>698697157
>>698697136
I'm Brice, never met another one, but these both sound like my future.
>>698692691
>Anon
Huge faggot
Got anything on the name Philip?
In my eyes, Bryce is just that retarded "Honor Roll" kid that isn't even related to my family but mooches off my grandmother like his whore mother. She also isn't related.
>>698692691
All the Wesley's I know talk too much and think they're great. They should just shut up and listen to me as I am the greatest Wesley there is.
>>698696542
confirmed, my ex bf <Alex is both. He wears a doge-printed shirt in 2016.
>>698692928
Nah, head chef at work is called Andy and he is the biggest, scariest fucker you'll ever meet.
What about Ryan
>>698697360
Not much, how about you, Andrewbro?
>>698697059
Someone's feeling a little old, eh?
>>698697456
Wesley's are chain smokers with bad teeth
All those named ian have autism and were teachers pets
>>698697335
Aaron is alpha
>>698697402
I was Honor Roll, and a bit of a moocher, but only off of relatives.
>>698697394
Are you bald and/or gay?
>>698697032
Ive met 5 Alexes and 1 of them is my best friend. All 4 were gay or sissy and the 5th one was just weird.
>>698697603
Nope, neither
>David
Cucks
>>698697394
do you look / sound like a flightless bird?
>>698697415
I'm somewhat oriental/asian and born in America. Never thought I was a nigger. Go figure.
>>698697582
Only Ian I know owns a single Sbarro place and acts like he's the CEO. Constantly brags about how he only drinks top-shelf liquor.
>>698697545
I knew one Ryan and he was a fuckboy then came out as bisexual.
What about Zack/Zach? Anyone?
>>698697686
All we are is an isle of flightless birds
>>698697729
Autism, mate
>>698693617
Tim is a cool guy. Just don't let him smoke crack.
What about William?
>>698697291
Am kinda fat. Everyone calls me sam and I'm white though.
>>698696542
>>698697502
My friends brothers name is Alex and he is a manwhore. Real sissy guy.
>>698697745
Is often saved by the bell
>>698697745
Drives a minivan but is working on a loud ass truck. gamer without his own systems
>>698697162
It's pretty fun.
>>698697745
Sup Zachbro
Name check: Kevin
>>698694822
Personally, I can only say that Morgan is accurate here. The Chris I know is actually pretty chill, despite being a normalfag. I only know one Aaron, and he was pretty white.
>>698697836
all wills I've ever met are complete fucking assholes. I used to live next door to one and he killed himself when I was 20. He was a pretty messed up guy.
>>698693617
tim means big dick
I've known two men named Jeremiah. Both of them were infatuated with me and both of them were at the peak of autism.
Sara
>The one that got away, and still haunts you in your dreams.
>>698697915
Sup
>>698697565
Just quit last friday... again.
>>698693005
Yes we are, you wankstain
>>698697745
Emo faggot
Name Check: Anthony / Tony
>>698697963
Fat, cheeky, whiny bastard. Funny as hell though. Lower class
>>698697963
Are you chinese and/or charismatic?
>>698697963
Is often forgotten about or ignored, has their moments of coolness.
>>698697963
Jock
>>698698020
Seems like he did you a favor. My neighbors are assholes but I wish they'd kill themselves.
>>698698117
Read the thread, they all have visible stab wounds
Every single Bojan i've met is a faggot.
>>698697963
I remember you, you fat piece of shit. Never pay anyone back.
>>698698219
Read thread. I'm the one who's sis stabbed him, was looking for anything else
>>698698227
>Muhammad aka moe or mo
>Arab with chip on shoulder, loves to fight people he knows wont fight, or will get beat
>>698694065
my mom dated a tony a while back,and he seemed pretty cool. a little off, but cool. it turned out that he was like a crazy meth dealer in rural montana for a while and he still had ties to the people he dealt with
freaky shit
>Emma
always pretty, inside out
>Bea
beautiful and dramatic
>Anders
cool, chill dudes
>Esben
complete autistic brony fucks
>Jens
manly man
>>698698313
Im tony, and im vaguely latino, often eat too much and also have a visible stab wound. Why the fuck is this a thing?
>>698698071
Nothing much.
>>698697879
Still drive a minivan, and have no desire to get a truck. Minivan is a piece of shit, though. And I own my own PC.
>>698698091
*former
I took initiative and got some therapy, cut ties with all of my 'emo' friends, and started dressing like a normal person. Since then I've gotten a job, had a few girlfriends, and moved out of my parents house. Last I heard of my old 'friends' all they do is smoke weed and fuck each other.
>>698698371
Stab wound?
Every Ryan has the stereotype of not being similar to any other Ryan, although they are plentiful.
Every Mark is a loser. Like life loser. Although sometimes good hearted.
Every Rick is cool.
Every Nick is a socially awkward weirdo.
>>698695028
your daddy makes 100k a year but you still manage to act like trailer trash
>>69869269
Nick/Nicholas: most I encounter are generally cool dudes but are dbags
>Tfw no one has rated your name yet it's one of the most popular male names.
>>698698120
I'm Chinese and Filipino, and a bit charismatic.
>>698698118
I'm chubby and cheeky, but don't whine. I make people laugh, and I'm middle class.
>>698698134
This is true.
>>698698137
Not in the slightest
>>698698304
I pay everyone back on the rare occasion that I do borrow money
>>698698371
Has he ever been stabbed?
Name check: Jake
>>698698602
The most autistic person i have ever met is called Mark.
>>698698689
English.
>>698698689
Every jake I've met is the black sheep of their family and enjoys large amounts of drugs, also drum and bass.
>>698698689
Athletic cousin who thinks you are funny but he knows if you weren't related he wouldn't talk to you.
>>698698689
Fat, dads a drunk, and you wish you were drafted for the packers
Adam- always has some girl obsessive over him. Can confirm. I'm an Adam. It's fucking weird.
>>698698689
Cool, but does asshole unexpextedly shit and runs it off like it was nothing. Also always fit and a little messed in the head.
what about a white eli or elijah?
>black elis/elijahs are either muslims or the nice kind of black people that do good in school
Name check: Justin
name check: Carl
>>698698689
Are you trailer trash?
Do you have a speech impediment?
>>698692691
Americans dont know about geography
>>698692691
Dylan is low hanging fruit
I've never met a nichole that wasn't a fat bitch
All Matts try to be moral
Jasons are airheads
>>698698898
This. Every Jake is bordering psychotic and fit as fuck.
>>698698961
This best explains it:
Fuck off Carl
>>698698913
White Elis are hipsters, with either an afro or stupid facial hair. Can have either incredibly liberal or conservative opinions, but no inbetween. Goes to community college, makes his own nerf guns.
William?
Name check: Kyle
I don't think this will get done without me requesting it.
>>698698954
Really cheap haircut. Thinks he's good at stuff, but really isn't. Laughs at stupid shit like lockers closing too loud.
>>698698954
white metro fuckboy
Rate my name guise: Kelso.
kinda gay
David?
>>698696542
i know an alex who fought a grown man when he was 11, he was a nigger though so
Has Matt/Matthew been evaluated yet?
>>698693005
fuck, probably true though
>>698699246
>>698699030
am a matt
>>698692691
I have a cousin named nicole and shes pretty cool
>>698699113
People expect a lot from, but don't get much out of. Failed expectations based in the known potential which isn't delivered.
>>698699246
ctrl + f newfriend
>>698697547
Sitting at work spamming the hatters. Is Andrewbros gotta stick together.
>>698699404
On the mobile.
>>698696974
can confirm
the shaun i know can play any musical instrument you put in fromt if him
>>698692928
My buddy is a borderline cuck
hes crazy sometimes
Being a nazinon I can confirm that every single kevin there is in nazideutschland is a every mothers wrong decision
>>698699225
Parents liked that 70's show, wanted their son to be like Ashton Kutcher, but were sorely dissapointed.
>>698692691
>Dylan is low hanging fruit
Explain what you mean.
I have that name and I had a seriously fucked up childhood. Huge anger problems, life is a mess, blah blah blah.
I'm Blaze and I blaze it everyday. I want to stop. Maybe I should change my name?
>>698699458
Mobile web browsers still have a find tool.
>>698694822
fuck i know a Chris that is a total fucking weaboo fag
Name check: Stephen
>>698697288
carl is like a janitor or any old man in the labor industry
>>698695472
I knew two robs that are gay
I remember the first, he was a whiny crazy bitch special snowflake at 14 already, the other one is someone I dont really remember now
oh and theres a third one, hes not gay, but a rapper tho
>>698699603
means ya ain't shit Nigga they a trillion billion other guys like you, ya nothin home slice
>>698699442
All for one and one for all. All two of us.
>>698699603
>>698699030
fuck quoted wrong
>>698699153
And every Kyle I know is pretty weird, standoffish. But still someone you want to invite to the kegger.
>>698699376
Holy shit, you´ve fucking nailed it. That's it, that's my goddamn life story.
>>698693617
I knew a Tim when I was a kid, we used to play, ride bikes and have fun. One day I went over his house into the garden area and I found him dicing a live garter snake into small 1 inch cubes to watch the pieces wiggle around... He moved away like a year later, which is why I am still alive to tell the story.
>Tim steroetype confirmed
Any girl who goes by the nickname Kat or Cat or whatever... is crazy.
3 out of 3 girls I've ever met who went by Kat are psycho.
>>698693005
brush it off that you don't pull and shut the fuck down
>>698699805
GAY ROBS, HOLY SHIT I KNOW LIKE 4
derrick : some "very gay vibe" straight male
>>698696471
Every Vincent I ever knew was really cool.
>>698699904
Lol not too far off. I'm not very standoffish, but people could beg to differ.
>>698699952
Holy fuck. The only Tim I know is the very essence of bro. Not in the stoner/surfer way, but he's a great guy.
>>698695697
can confirm, kaitlyn at my work is a hot stoner bitch
What about florian ?
name's Maximus, what's my stereotype?
>>698699986
Clingy to an extent, sleeps around and often really into Pulp Fiction
>>698694065
I know a tony with no stab wounds, but he does have a visible wound from a chainsaw accident
>>698700104
>rolls for
everythings happens for a reason
But what about Francis, Matthews, or Felixes?
What about Eric?
Rolling for grils named Taylor
>>698696348
can confirm
>>698697582
Can confirm. I worked with special education kids when I was in high school and had at least 2 Ian's in the span of 2 years.
>>698700180
Weird accent from a wealthy neighbourhood.
All Denae's are sluts. Then again I automatically assume anyone with more vowels than consonants in their name will be some sort of retard.
are they stereotypes about reid? that is my name
>>698700296
Crazy hoes who pull of a nice girl exterior until you get to know them
namecheck for Nate
Anna?
>>698700386
Usually skinny white pricks
>>698698640
Same I never see my name itt
I guess thats a good thing
>>698700145
I have known 2 Vincents, and both were extremely faggy, but were somehow straight. One was actually way back in kindergarten and he kissed some other kid on the lips. Other one was back in HS, this short gay-looking Italian kid and his twin brother.
>>698698028
i know a jeremiah who posts shitty facebook memes about depression on instagram and that's it. literally over 100 shitty memes
>>698700399
Stoner
>>698700386
You're secretly a reed, Reid.
>>698694359
I agree. Fuck Todd
Name Check: Jack
Maxime is a French name
what about Anna?
with experience, heartless but beautiful slut
>>698700533
Jack off somewhere else
>>698700554
Lesbian SJW
What about John, Jonathan, Steven and Brian ?
>>698700533
Around, but no one knows what they're about.
"You don't know Jack"
>>698700415
All the Anna and Anne I know are really sweet and love to hug.
>>698700399
Can confirm.
Name check: Leo
name check: jaycen
>>698700180
A Russian military veteran who hid his homosexuality until he reached the US where he now lives fucking his closet homophobic homosexual married with kids congressman lover.
>>698700696
French cuck
>>698700696
Mom is either obsessed with a shitty celebrity or believes is shitty star charts
>>698700696
Balding Jew with Sharpie eyebrows
>>698700696
One word: quirky.
What about grils named Lee. Are they lesbians
>>698700533
I only know Jacks who wear katanas and try to go back to the past to kill a big black d00de
>>698698410
What the fuck kind of name is Esben?
>>698700180
Poorfag who led a beggar army and ultimately failed his goals.
Name check: George
Name rate: Edgar
>>698700930
Everyone has pleasant thoughts about you, but you're just George to them. Nothing else.
>>698700930
Usually rather curious, and tend to favor the color yellow.
>>698700696
At least a little bit of Italian heritage. A little bit nuts though. Probably a cool guy
>>698700424
i am skinny and white but hopefully not a prick
>>698700499
no my name is spelled reid
Name check. Vincent or james
>>698700156
I also knew a David who lit everything on fire and always did a weird rocking-motion-thing when he got excited, his face looked like he was masturbating. One day we were playing with another neighborhood kid named Gary who climbing a rope up into a tree in David's backyard. David lit the rope on fire while Gary was up there. The thing burned a lot faster than you might think, after the fire blazed about 5 feet off the ground Gary slid down, burnt his hands and collapsed on the ground terrified. tru story. pic related is David (but not a nig)
Name check: Christian
>>698700389
What about guys who are named Taylor?
Name check :
Jonathan
John
Steven
Justin
Brian
Ok, /b/, me and my pals:
>Eric
>Elizabeth
>Alphonse
>Albert
>Arnau
>Jonathan
What about Tiffany ?
>>698701093
Wow. Any that weren't psychotic?
Name rate: Muhammed
>>698701237
A pretty explosive personality
>>698694822
fuck off im aaron and white.
Name Check: Kelso
>>698701237
Nope. Go away.
>>698701237
3...2...1.../10
>>698700724
none for jaycen?
>>698700972
One of those dudes who's into fantasy novels and gets really into DnD and gets one of them crazy custom made weapons cause his DnD character has one like it.
Name check: Julian
>>698701204
Pornstar with tits bigger than average.
What about Karl? (Name check)
Can someone do Dustin?
>>698701097
Fucked in the head when young, potential to become awesome or a serial killer later in life, depending on what paths they choose and how to take their weird ass, but sometimes awesome, family.
Rate Joe...
>>698701276
Top gig
>>698701346
If Dustin is okay with it.
Name check: Sam
>>698701346
Not trailer-tier, but still trashy redneck who is actually a decent person.
>>698701369
Definitely patriotic
What about marshal?
>>698700930
The only one I know is severely retarded, got shot when he was a kid apparently, how he even gets anything done at work is beyond me.
Name check for Stephen. None of y'all will be able to say
>>698701484
Awkward ginger taking classes about 3 years behind where he should be.
>>698696003
Worked with Brice. Maybe Bryce? Either way, coolest chillest dude. Like, steriotypically cool and chill almost.
>>698701530
white dude who enjoys rapping
Somehow hasn't been named
Name check for Corey
>>698694822
you know Chris-Chan?
Name check: Kayla
>>698701598
Top kek. Not really me but not bad either
>>698701566
Can confirm
>>698701340
Someone rate Karl's?
>>698701655
Skinny,short country girl who is a really good bus easy lay.
Name check: Matthew
>>698701600
Drug dealer.
>>698701706
That kills people
>>698701224
Sure, but they just weren't story worthy in a neighborhood that bred potential serial killers.
>>698701550
SteFIN? Gigantic faggot amirite
Rate my name Tinkywinky
>>698701499
I have an uncle and cousin joe. Both are pretty earthy guys. Not patriotic but in the same vein
>>698698793
Holy fuck
>>698701753
nice meme
>>698701600
Small black child who may or may not be in the house.
>>698695340
My boss is a brittney
Maybe the spelling is what makes her cool
All the Amandas that ive met are hot as fuck but either complete cunts or really stupid, usually both.
White girls named Courtney fuck black men
Brandon?
>>698695697
Can confirm as my ex was a complete stoner hoe
>>698701782
The straightest, most macho man ever.
>>698701727
Either a bro or a total dick there is no in between
>>698701782
Closset faggot.
>>698701904
That kid who played with fire a bit too much
>>698701600
Kind of disappointed by the responses
Rate my name: Cody
>>698701891
they also have shit work ethics
>>698702032
Redneck hillbilly
>>698701714
The two I know are skinny and short too.
>>698698602
I had a security guard named mark become obsessed with me. Total fucking freak. Stalked me, cut himself over me and many other things. Tried to become a police officer, thank god he failed. Cut himself more over that. Weirdo that only played world of Warcraft. Had to quit my job because he became threatening. Driving His little security truck full speed around my shop nearly hitting people. Found my Facebook and sent threatening messages to my fiancé when I refused to come out of my office to talk to him. Fatal attraction shit. Marks are loser psychopaths.
Bonus* He's now dating my retarded stepsister and trying to beg her to call me so he can talk to me.
>>698702016
But your not lying on the first one ha
Hey guys, what about Shara ?
Shadinduqua
>>698702123
Sex wqs good but she definitely wasnt wife material
>>698702045
Maybe it's all the black semen pumped through them
>>698702107
Exact opposite.
>>698692691
There was a kid in my school named dylan
He had a twin named steve
They were creepy af
They never talked to anyone besides eachother
they were pale and looked like they never slept
>>698702197
Ghetto nigger?
All asking for their name: egocentric. Greetings from Wesley.
>>698702287
Fat kid yet somehow popular
>>698697288
What about Savannah?
>>698702363
Total freaking whore but freaky as hell in bed
>>698702196
they are quite literally fucked up
