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5 decides
Do you have tits?
>>698690033
Self bump
What do you think of katanas?
>>698690113
roll
>>698690033
Hurry up faggots I need to respond
>>698690139
roll
Do you like spicey memes
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?!?
>>698690460
kek reroll
>>698690498
Rerawl
nevermind , i'm way too good for you
>>698690593
5 get
Wanna suck my dick?
>>698690460
self roll
>>698690695
WINRAR
>>698690695
Winrar
Sometimes, i like to place my 6 inch dick under the bed sheets and pretend its a ghost.
Do it OP
>>698690695
Shit. 3 decides
What app is this?
>>698690754
roll
Why the fuck not?
>>698690891
Whisper
>>698690861
Well its not gonna suck its self is it bitch
>>698690861
what about dicking my suck then?
>>698690754
Reroll for this
>>698690985
Kek
XD
>>698690922
Winrar
>>698690754
rolly polly
Why not? It's tastylicious...
Send me nudes or your parents die tonight
You haven't even seen it. It taste like chocolate covered bananas.
>>698691032
wat
>>698691182
This
>>698691182
Impressive
What if i cover it in peanut butter?
Well you sure i won't rape you if you do it ;)
Sorry about that, the truth is that if you don't reply with "thank you dicksucker" your parents will die in their sleep tonight
ill tongue punch your fart box if you suck my wiener.
pls
>>698690985
roll
>>698690861
You faggots were taking too long. 2 decides
>>698691393
winrar
>>698691393
Op delivar
>>698690985
rolling
>>698691393
winrar
Well ill tell your mum if you don't do it
>>698691393
>>698690033
what app is that op?
(if roll: pls love me I'm so sad)
I want to fuck your like a hippo in heat in the jungle while I roar like a lion...
haha i'm not really like that in fact i just want to be your friend i'm sorry for earlier want to meet up for some coffee?
>>698691636
Whisper
>>698691640
This!
>>698691640
Roll
>>698691629
I'm gonna tie you open and hold open your ass as I pour ants in there. They'll start a colony and completely use you as their nest. I'll take you to a science fair and win first prize for the human ant farm. After that I'll cum on your face.
>>698691629
whatever next roll is i roll for this:
Let me dipp my banana in your chocolate stink hole
>>698691822
Checkd
>>698691960
9 decides
(Send this pick)
Still not wanne suck my dick? This is me and I'm a solid 9/11
>>698691815
Kek. Rolling
>>698691960
Anyways, how is your relationship with your father?
>>698692006
Roll
Come over, we will fuck, you stay the night, I'll make you an ice cream cone for breakfast.
>>698692123
roll for face
>>698692187
Rollin for this
>>698692259
WINRAR
>>698690033
what is this app?
>>698690861
Would you do me the favour of doing it anyway?
>>698692187
I think we scared her with the rape boys. I'll look for another and update if this one responds. 6 decides
>>698692473
Can I be honest for a second?
I like to fuck dead cats :)
>>698691664
rolling for ^^^
>>698692353
This. I want to know too.
>>698692473
Sorry I am being hazed by my frat to say that stuff right now .
Trying to get this bitch back on track /b
New one. Still 6 decides
Wanna suck my dick?
>>698692777
Does yew liek der werffle house?
>>698690033
>>>698692353
>This. I want to know too.
Whisper
>>698692777
"get this little bitch out of the freezer i'm omw"
followed by
"shit... well you're in now"
>>698692473
Hey cute pic! Do you like me? I won't disappoint baby ;) well I'll try not to but I'm still a virgin if I'm being honest.
>>698692777
Do you like negros?
>>698692777
I jizz myself to sleep
Are you in love with me?
>>698692777
nice get
Do you hate sand-niggers as much as i do
>>698692777
Nice trips rolling for this >>698692985
ayy gurl wanna come over for some fuck :DD?
>>698692777
Nice trips
>>698692777
How do you feel about fedoras?
>>698693026
win
>>698693026
>>698693026
Winwinwinrar
>>698693026
WINRAR NIGGERS
>>698693026
Fuck. 1 decides if she didn't block me
>>698693351
I LOOOOOOOOVE negros!
>>698693448
roll
>>698693351
1 decides
>>698693448
Rollerino
>>698693504
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>698693504
Because my friend is interested in joining us ;)
>>698693351
If she respons yes/ok say
Well, luckily for you, im one!
If not, say
Lol yeah, noice withe superioriti
>>698693504
Oh nothing in particular, I just love to watch some old KKK videos in my spare time. Anyways, how is your sex life?
i got a bottle of black mustard with your name on it. come over and have a taste
>>698692473
Update on old
>>698693652
This
>>698693694
Roll
Before we continue, I must ask for your weeaboo credetials.
>>698693754
I'm on a website right now known as 4chan. All the people there are terrorists who want nothing more than to hurt other people and see breasts all day. This website is demanding that I send you messages of posts that end in the same two digits, also known as "dubs." These people are holding me hostage, threatening to make me say extremely inappropriate things to you for the sake of laughs. I am a brave dissident that has decided to break free and inform you of the horrors that are currently taking place.
>>698693754
Tell her that's all you wanted from her.. To fuck
>>698693754
Reply " yes please"
>>698693504
Answer the question.
Because I want to have a kkk meeting in your backyard. Do you know if we can fit a gaint burning cross there?
>>698693754
Yes please mmhmmmm
>>698693609
This
For this >>698693754
>>698693770
Roll
>>698693923
Rolling for this
>>698693930
Rolling again
>>698693754
Op here. This one blocked me. Just roll for the negro one
Oh ,, your dog, it is not enough to say, a puppy? I know I have my bed in the upper circle of involvement in many attacks of the dead, more than 300 Al Qaeda included. The young soldier the US Army snipers best, I come: in Felis. The only thing I would say is that I aim he'oko'a. I have a dog, sediments, cleaning the land, they saw, and my ill fortune own words. You can tell Au'ilo house excrement think? Think keep still about it fool. But make sure you have deceived me, and I have malama'ana IP elite worm in bad weather, I guess. Give the poor living ka'ino kapa'ia. And to die, son. While you may be able to get more than seven million yuan in mau'ao'ao, my hands, it is. I find it difficult to learn, no weapons and soldiers to clean the surface of the continent anus ass tired. If nothing else, a few curses "expert" comment goes back to the target, they kept my words. But he could no longer pay his sister idiot. Shit angry and drowned. And to die, son.
>>698693952
One more try
>>698693923
Rolling
>>698694104
kek wtf is this
>>698693754
toss the conversation
also for new chat:
im looking for a cocksleeve wanna come over?
>>698693754
Fuck me? like a fucking catholic rabbit?
>>698694092
Benis Benis Wagina
>>698694104
lmao roll this
>>698693923
Last roll
>>698693504
I own one
>>698694211
ayyy dubs and WINRAR
>>698693504
I can smell the last nigger you fucked
>>698694211
Winrar.
>>698694211
win.RAR
>>698694266
Dubs for you, too.
>>698694211
What a win stupid shit
>>698693504
Because i want to find out if i'm the right guy for you :l
>>698694211
0 decides kek
>>698694211
>>698694104
are you kidding me
So you're in the wild, toasting marshmallows with your family and telling ghost stories, and out of nowhere a great, big grizzly bear approaches. I know, your initial instinct will be to give that bear a handjob. DO NOT. Try as hard as you can NOT TO GIVE THAT BEAR A HANDJOB.
Here's why: 1. Bears love handjobs. It's their favorite thing. But when a bear receives a handjob, upon reaching beargasm, they will instantly demand another. "MOAR HANDJOBS," they'll roar. It's not like when humans receive handjobs and they subsequently feel terrible about themselves because nobody really enjoyed what just happened. Bears can't get enough, and if you don't comply to their request for round two, they will retaliate by taking your child out for ice-cream, but then telling them they have to order the coffee flavor.
1. When being pleasured by a hand, the bear will try to make eye contact with you. Avoid this at all costs. The moment you lock eyes, you will be mentally transported to your most cherished childhood memory. From then on, when you visualize that memory, you will permanently see image of a bear receiving handjob in the background.
2. As mentioned last time, a beargasm lasts precisely 23 minutes. But what you might not know is that it takes three months for them to get off. Please see reason number one for as to why this is an unfortunate reality.
3. Bears are known gossips. If they're pleased with your performance, they will undoubtedly tell every bear they know and you will the slut of the forest. "It was a one time thing," you'll say when bears begin calling you at home and you have to explain yourself to your wife, who has already judged you for the time you performed cunnilingus on a dolphin.
4. During day 38 of your bearjob, the bear's face will begin to resemble your deceased grandfather. This will make the following 52 days a nightmare. Unless that's your thing. In that case, enjoy yourself. But at least call your grandma to apologize when you're done
>>698694463
roll
>>698693504
There's one hanging in my back yard. You can come over and we could use it as a punching back after i dip my banana in your chocolate hole.
>>698694392
How do I recover from this retardation? -OP
>>698694463
Wtf...?
>>698694550
WINRAR
>>698694104
Thanks for ruining it fagget
>>698694550
Fuck, does this count?
what app is this
>>698694550
nice one
>>698694392
Sorry meant to send that to someone else, I asked because I got negro dick. Wanna fuck?
i'm just looking for a nice girl to play tennis with so if you've got the balls i'll bring the swing and we can get to the sweaty part right after the sex
>>698694463
Roll.
>>698694550
op gotta do it win
>>698694550
7 decides. I think they bailed
No, come back. I have ice cream.
>>698694781
Wherefore art thou my fair maiden?
>>698694781
please i have sum guud fuq
>>698694781
Roll
Click the "rate this chat" button and follow the steps
>>698694938
Roll
>>698694979
Roll
>>698694781
Please come back, I am an epic memer
>>698694781
I'm sorry I sent that it was some stupid shit I had copied for some autistic reason. I asked if you like negroes because I got the dick of a negro. Wanna fuck?
>>698694979
Rolling this
>>698695067
Winrar
>>698694979
Lol roll
>>698695067
WINRAR
>>698695067
Op here. I fucked up
>>698690033
what app is this op?
>>698695067
wingggg
>>698695166
7 decides. App is whisper people
>>698695166
fucking an hero
>>698694781
Sorry, I have autism.
>>698695166
TOP KEK
>>698695166
Hahaha well will she know?
>>698695166
>>698695238
Hi i like big butts and must state that i clearly cannot lie
>>698695166
kek
Okay I'm rolling but you need to fuck up the same way you did right now
> Hey I am anonymous I've hacked many things, check your fridge I've hacked that shit. So, will you show me your boipussi or I need to make another banana bread ?
>>698695420
420
>>698695238
Baby come on. Answer me, I'm already dripping over your pussy
>>698695446
Roll
>>698695446
reroll
>>698695529
thanks for rolling my message anonymous brother :^
>>698695166
The fuck is this bitch saying? 7 still
>>698695742
she said you are spam
>>698695742
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even as want to do look more like?
>>698695742
No, I'm not spam. I gave you a number because that's how many bitches I got. But I want one more. Well, maybe a few more.
>>698696007
Are you kidding me.
The life itself is spam
>>698695742
Please don't ignore me, I'm really pathetic
>>698695742
what color panties you wearing?
>>698696133
Roll
>>698696007
Rip
>>698696007
Guys, we already have a winrar.
>>698696133
Rolling
>>698696228
IF SHE DIDN'T BLOCK YOU, IT'S NOT A RIP
GET ROLLING MAH MAN
Anons wanna help someone out?
>>698696228
Dammit
>>698695742
Not spam just letting you know you next on my list girl. That is if you want this negro dick. You get the best of both worlds baby
Just so you know, I'm HIV positive
Send me nudes or I murder a baby
>>698696438
Does it hurt?
>>698696438
3 decides
legit was app is this though
>>698696438
Hey qt! Wanna take my virginity?
>>698696669
Whisper
>>698696629
Avoid the question, or tell the truth. You can't hide it forever.
>>698696733
Winrar?
>>698696732
This
>>698696629
Brush your teeth with his dick
niggers smell bad
>>698696629
Eat some fetuses.
>>698696629
what is this app op
>>698696629
Honey, you need to do what you think is right! If it means you can be with him just lie to them sister! It'll all be okay and it's only two years and you'll be 18! It's not like he's going to rape you like I would baby!
>>698696733
A 3 is a 3 and this is dubs Wingate
>>698696864
Roll
>>698696733
Twice now
>>698696948
9 decides
>>698696933
Check me out son I dub 3 when saying nice dub 3
>>698696948
Wanna take my virginity?
>>698696948
The app we're using
>>698696948
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
>>698697138
Roll
I have a micropenis, I hope you're okay with that
>>698697165
Roll
>>698697195
Wanna take my virginity?
>>698697209
winrar
>>698697209
Winning
>>698696948
Is he a nigger?
>>698697037
6 get
>>698697195
whisper gently to their ear and say... "mmm ive been getting plowed by 20 year old cock"
I'm posting this convo on 4chan
I love you
>>698696948
>>698697017
Sorry, I copy-pasted that, didn't do it on purpose.
Anyway, I have your solution, you just need to be honest with them. As someone in Tumblr once said : If your age is on the clock...
>>698697334
Kek roll
I'm actually gay and just looking to be your friend
>>698697324
when op starts thread he should only do shit that makes sense or choose one that makes sense cause this shit is so autistic.
>>698697324
wanna come over for some fuck?
>>698697426
>>698697324
Oh shit I got my dubs. AW NIGGA
>>698697426
winrar
>>698697324
Whoever he is, he won't be as good as me.
>>698697324
Kek
>>698697426
winrar
Wanna peg me?
>>698697426
Nice anon. 4 decides
>>698697475
I didn't make the rules. I just deliver, sorry
>>698697324
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
Can you pretend to be my mummy and make me give you my cummies like a good boy
>>698697610
...you're perfect for my cock
>>698697610
Now that have you advice could you do me a favor? Can you take my virginity?
I didn't finish. If your age is on the clock... Time to suck my cock.
>>698697758
Roll
>>698697764
Winraaar
Enjoying a glass of cum right now. It took all day to collect it and it tastes good because I ate pineapple. Wanna try some?
>>698697764
Winrar!
>>698697764
OP cut it in two messages ! Let her ask "What ? "
>>698697764
Winrar
>>698697834
Lmao this would have been good too!
>>698697758
roll
>>698697764
5 decides
What's the app?
Semms like keks are to have here
I want you to use a strap on
>>698697947
Please? oh by the way, my name is Hoobastank. Whats yours?
>>698697947
I have an 8 inch tongue and i can breathe trough my ears - interested?
>>698690033
/卐卍/ SIEG HEIL /卐卍/
>>698697947
Thanks for doing what I asked.
My anal virginity to be exact
>>698697947
I'll have candy
>>698697834
Rolling for this >>698697947
Ayylmao
>>698698085
Winrar!
>>698698047
Gotta have this.
>>698697947
listen i just wanna fuck you right now
let me throat fuck you and cum down your neck
i promise i'll fuck your pussy and cum inside afterwards
>>698698132
Send nudes
>>698698085
8 decides
/卐卍/ SIEG HEIL /卐卍/
>>698698132
No I'm gay
>>698697947
>Slay queen
SLAY? I'm the fucking Slay King, there is no queen.
>pulled World 99.47th percentile Unholy Death Knight parse on Mythic Archimonde last night
Gimee her number.
>>698698244
Nudes, send nudes
Send a picture of your tits?
>>698698132
> The thread gets gud but the thread is coming to its end.
OW SHIT
>>698698225
Lmao this wins op almost for laid
>>698698311
My grandfather was a sturmführer of the SS
>>698698344
Check em!
>>698698378
It's just a prank bro
its a meme you dip
>>698698311
Well then we can just have regular fun ;)
>>698696898
Whisper I believe
>>698698311
that's fine let me fuck you instead
i promise to cum inside
>>698698378
Winrar
>>698698446
I will accept anything for end of thread memes
>>698698533
>>698698344
Which dubs is law?
>>698698312
reroll
>>698697209
Kek'd hard. I wish somebody would rap this for us
why not anal? Do you still have your dick or did you already go through the gender reassignment surgery?
>>698698559
I'm glad OP didn't choose my win because it would have been shitty
>>698698311
Jk but I've never been inside a girl if you'd do me that favor. I make bad jokes when I get nervous
>>698698618
Why do you have one tit wtf are you a mutant or something i dont get it please show me ok thank you
/卐卍/ SIEG HEIL /卐卍/
>>698698618
Sharing is caring! ;)
>>698698618
Please? :'(
>>698698788
roll
>>698698707
It would have confused her
>>698698727
> we're doing our bullshit while this nigga is trying to make OP laid
There's hope for this world :') I will die peacefully
You're actually not my type, sorry for wasting your time.
>>698698788
Topkek! Lmfao
>>698698647
its a song actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQT41YyI9Y0
>>698698618
that's fine, i'm sure a respectable person like yourself is capable of handling the immature problems you have
>>698698727
rolmllll
>>698698788
roll
>>698698788
check em!
I almost lost my virginity once but the girl could only fit the tip in.
>>698699041
probably because that's all you have
