General Fluffy Thread.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
General Fluffy Thread.
>>698690065
Haha the autism rears its head again lol
personal favorite of mine
bump
I just don't get it! Why is this so satisfying like seriously I know its wrong and messed up but its just so good to read. What is my life.
>tfw flurries will never be real so we can never ends with them like we read
>>698692026
>i cwy ery tiem
>>698692026
Cute aggression. Fluffies are designed to it from the start so well that seeing them get hurt brings an otherwise unexplainable sense of fulfillment.
>>698690832
I don't properly get this one, did they just not search for food because they thought someone would bring it too them because they were retarded?
>>698692733
yes. because they was dancing and playing and got food one time, they thought they would just get it every time like that.
>>698692663
That's messed up,but it makes sense. Is there any way to properly fulfill the desire to just so terrible things to them, because I always feel like pictures only scratch the itch a little.
>>698692888
No. Pudding's old owner used to PRAY and taught her about god, so now pudding thinks PWAYing will get them food.
>>698689931
that's good stuff
>>698693239
This is the correct answer - religious owner taught fluffy that "the man in the sky" gives everyone their day and their daily bread
>CAPTCHA: select all the food
gets me just about every time
>>698693239
Makes tons more sense
>>698693202
sorry fam, we're all chasing the dragon here
you think it's bad now, wait till you finish all the stuff from the high profile authors and have nothing of any quality left to satisfy yourself with
>>698693202
There are stories too. I personally like shorter stories more than longer ones because you get to see if it's good in less time.
Also, different kinds of abuse work better for different people. My favorite is unintentional abuse via harsh situations, or even better, the banality of evil when fluffies are efficiently and dispassionately eradicated for convenience. The more sympathetic the fluffy and the more callous their treatment, the better.
>>698693610
This
death to all hellgremlinism - smarties, discriminatory fluffies/mothers and the whole bullshit about fluffies being anything but loving, innocent punching bags. Evil in the fluffyverse comes from humans and nature, full stop.
>>698693520
First of all. Accurate metaphor this stuff reminds me of heroin because its super addictive feels great but comes with crazy guilt and is also terrible. Second, I did and then I was just freaking out so I stopped it for a while and did my best to avoid it, eventually I just didn't crave it at all. (Talking about fluffies not heroin) Then a thread appeared on 4chan and I didn't look because I knew I'd get sucked in, and I tried not to for a while but eventually I caved and now I'm back in it and there is plenty of new stuff but it'll run out eventually.
This is a pretty perfect depiction of the appeal of fluffies. What's happening to it is horrible, but instead of sadness or outrage the most prevalent feeling is of being truly alive. I doubt there's a word for it, but then again fluffies seem like the only genre able or willing to even focus on that.
>>698692561
Fuck... If only they were.
>>698693932
It's a very fleshed out world, but what drives it home for me is how fascinating the perfect black hole in human conscience regarding fluffies is. When you look at evil in our world, it's corruption. People try and justify why they do bad things and the lapses in judgement are infuriating.
But in stuff like >>698694175
there is no justification, you could never justify that. So instead the people in this universe don't even bother. To them it's as obvious that fluffies are worthless and deserving of abuse as it is that the sky is blue. Instead of getting mad, you're fascinated. It's so bizarre, you've never seen anything like it. Everyone has an excuse for the bad things they do, but nobody even thinks one is necessary in this world.
it's also just really cool to explore new ideas
I've figured it out
>make fluffy punching bags
>fit them with sensors in different areas of their body
>create app that has different fluffy profiles
>smarty, mummah, loving etc.
>each profile has a variety of voices, sounds
>every time you punch a spot a sound is randomly chosen
>offer blood packs for extra to add to the experience
>???
>profit
>>698694944
>>698694879
Hell, its not even just seeing them abused sometimes even this makes me "aww" into oblivion
>>698694975
I've thought about a fluffy aibo/furby clone before. It would be less intelligent than a real fluffy, but with modern technology it should be entirely doable if a corporation or a skilled individual put their effort on it.
>>698695220
or when sadbox comes along and fucks you right up
>>698695482
or when all the technically minded folks get their gears turning over factory dynamics
>>698695601
god I love factory fluffies..
>>698695601
anymore of these "foodbag" ones?
>>698695766
oh yeah
milkbag, breeders and fertilizer producers are the main themes in factory fluffies
>>698695220
I approve that completely, and understand how important hugbox is to the whole world of fluffies. Even happy fluffies are living at the mercy of humans, like small simple people around the feet of gods. The things they enjoy are too simple for us, but seeing them play and hug still legs us share in their childlike joy and wonderment.
>>698689582
>>698695997
hell yes
hugbox is godtier
>>698691298
HA!
Well deserved!
Fuck smarties.
>>698695997
I'd say hugboxing gives a contrast to abuse and vice versa, making them both more enjoyable.
Also, for me fluffy-abuse is a way to vent my hatred for kids, who share most traits with fluffies.
I'm not edgelord enough to kill children so I watch fluffies suffer. Preferably smarties and brats since they are more like real children than the cute, innocent fluffies.
I'd like to see more about the daily life of ferals. Not when they're abused, but when they're just trying to stick together to survive, hugging through hardships of life, or rejoicing over small good things. Feral hugbox would be great, but that's about the hardest possible genre to even come up with ideas for.
Story pls
I'm still writing POOFY story
It has sex murder and North Korea
Except probably not much POOFY sex because it reproduces asexually
>>698697677
i really do hate them, trading their children off as enfie babies for some food
>>698697437
Just for you
>fluffies are being faggots
>they get their shit pushed in regularly
>>698697353
Seeing as fluffies are poorly suited for the fera life, it usually would end up sadbox, I'd say.
Especially during autumn/winter.
but sure, I imagine a feral herd could by chance or design, stumble on some sort of servicable habitat that protects them from the weather and most predators, they could eke out a modestly hugboxy existence.
Say, some far off abandonded old military bunker with a small stream and perhaps the remains of an orchard nearby.
Of course, the journey there would constitute a harrowing sadboxy experience in itself.
>>698698051
tl;dr
try not filling paragraphs with just details and have it actually move along
>>698697353
Raindrop Dreams has been one of the best depictions of ferals daily struggles, working around obstacles in an adorably friendly and simplistic manner.
>>698698162
>fluffy dies in pain and horror
Still too long?
>>698697353
>>698698053
Feral herds in their daily lives and struggles do make for some interesting stories.
And there's an ongoing story about an guy using fluffies to hunt down ferals that is also really good.
>>698698607
>using fluffies to hunt down ferals
Yeah, I've read some of that. Not bad.
>>698697976
That's just hellgremlin behavior. What started off as benevolent yet stubborn herd-leaders eventually evolved into its own fluffy subfandom, being as far removed from the original canon fluffies as the canon fluffies are from original MLP. Basically hellgremlins and justified abuse are everything canon fluffies are not, and it's literally impossible to get the same feels from them as it is from canon. I know many people enjoy them, but for me hateable fluffies are the antithesis of everything I like about the canon ones. Not saying they should stop liking what I don't like, just that their version of fluffies is aimed from the start for entirely different feels than mine is.
>>698698607
I've considered writinga story who just has a sort of neighbourly relation to a feral herd. Watching them do their thing, seeing the rise and fall of smarties, intra-herd politics etc, and only interacting with the ferals in a distant, detached but mostly polite, vaguely non-hostile manner.
>>698698998
Given the highly disjointed storytelling and artwork, there is really only minute amounts of canon. Pretty much everything seems based more on individual head canon (or head cannon as it is often misspelled).
I rarely let stuff like that bother me.
>>698698998
>hellgremlin
>caring about that leaf namefag's shitpost
>>698699000
This is EXACTLY what I'd do in real life! It would be nice to have a babbling herd outside to occasionally give gifts to and play with, like pets that you don't need to seriously care for and which are in the end expendable.
>>698699206
What purpose would a poop dispenser serve?
Also: Homsaw
>>698699349
Yeah, I probably would do the same.
I harbour them no ill will, but I don't really care much for them on a long-term basis.
Sort of how I feel about cats really.
>>698699164
Indeed, all the fluffy fandom is based on headcanons, but the "canon fluffy" has stuck as the term opposite to hellgremlins. Even without an official canon it's safe to say that the raping, murdering sociopaths of the hellgremlin genre are something that definitely isn't what fluffies in general are about.
>>698699778
Well, as I stated before I like the contrasts.
And besides, I do enjoy watching a self-entitled shit meet a horrible end.
Always gave me a better boner than innocence ruined.
Unto each, his own, I guess.
>>698699394
It's a shit_edit, a photoshopped joke about an original picture. Here's another one, although I can't find the original at the moment.
>>698700174
>>698700294
Thanks!
>>698692561
Goddamn it! I want one though!
If these creatures existed, it would be easy to see how abuse could start.
How much talk of babbies, skettis, weggies hurting, running off to find special friends and the constant neverending poopies could any sane person take?
Dog or a cat anyday.
>>698700294
Thanks brah
>>698700818
>constant neverending poopies
Well, that's true for cats and dogs too.
but they can be let outside to shit and piss, unlike fluffies who tend to annihilate themselves in hilariously retarded ways. Such as trying to hug niggers, despite tasting like chicken.
>>698699778
I always preferred that their cruelty comes about as not understanding the consequences of their actions, or even the fact that their actions even have consequences.
Things like injuring foals by being too retarded to realise basic concepts like gravity are fine, but having them randomly rape foals for funsies is just the squeamish types trying to justify being into something fucked up.
>>698701581
Yeah, harm through sheer stupidity is good.
>>698693818
>>698701581
im not convinced that a fluffy wouldn't steal food or foals to not starve. male fluffies in heat would try to mount anything that looks like another fluffy. a mare which "traded" food for an enfie foal wouldn't do so under coerison, as that'd be unloving. rather, they'd be so hungry that they'd be considering eating a foal themselves and then get an opportunity to eat something else. once the food is gone, other priorities kick in. a mother would try to then take back the foal, attacking the rapist to his dismay.
Fluffies represent the worst of humanity, fluffy 2.o comic coming soon
>>698699394
feeding it. Fluffies will will and can eat poop to survive (but hate it of course)
>>698701776
so you could have mothers who eat their children and then wonder where they are, then wonder who took them, then cry that they're gone.
mothers in captivity might be a bit more developed and remember that they have "tummy babbies" - babbies that live in their tummy now. they're not gone, but remembered as loving foals.
you could have colts who enf then feel bad and give huggies to make the fluffy feel better. after that, they could be coersed into staying special friends or just leave to find food elsewhere.
>>698702466
runt foals wouldn't starve because their mothers thought they were evil(except alicorns), but because of simple neglect. the "favoritiest" baby would get the vast majority of the milk and the runt would never wean, eventually bringing death. poopie smelling babbies would still be cleaned by their mother, but if there's too many, she might stop cleaning them completely and then associate their bad smell with them and refuse to continue to clean and feed them. bigger babbies are better babbies and thus get more attention. in this way you preserve the heirarchy and the fluffy mindset.
>>698701581
I do like a good 'fluffy dies due to being stupid' story.
Someone had a WIP story of a feral fluffy living in an alley getting into the adjacent machine shop. Once there, it sees SHINY SKETTIS, which must be the bestest skettis, and goes and eats a bunch of swarf.
One of the best death-via-stupidity ones I've read was this feral herd with several former domestics, including the smarty entering a house via a pet door. The smarty knows exactly where humans get there skettis from - a sorry box on the counter that makes a humming noise when used.
The human opens the sketti-sorry-box, puts something in it, presses buttons, and the light comes on and it hums, then, after it beeps, they open the door and get skettis out.
After the herd has a fatality or two while getting on to the counter, the smarty realizes they need to put something in the sketti-sorry-box, so he grabs a foal. He hits a few buttons, ignores the screeching that eventually goes silent, waits for the beep, then... skettis?! No, wait, it's just a foal, but it actually smells pretty good. Not quite like skettis, but still smells like nice nummies.
The smarty and herd knows he is on to something - all they need is a few more foals and for the smarty to hit the right buttons...
>>698701776
This still implies that a male fluffy would be willing to hurt a baby for its own gratification - a decidedly unfluffylike thing to do.
>>698703159
nice. that's execellent fluffy matieral. just dumb enough to not understand and just hungry enough to not give two shits about the dead herdmates.
>>698703065
>heirarchy
>fluffy mindset.
Only in hellgremlins. I don't blame people for enjoying it, but I feel it's important to point out that the whole baby hierarchy thing is something specific to that genre only, just so people who'd like the canon fluffies know there's a fandom without the favoritism and fluffy-on-fluffy cruelty as well.
>>698703328
but the male has needs too. if his genetics over grew his testies and he is in heat, he might attempt, but the scree of the baby might stop him (oh the tradegy, let me hug you) or might force violence (shut up while i finish and then ill give hugs). now hardline old schoolers might say that's still not acceptable, but im saying that it's not beyond reason that a fluffy would use violence to fulfill their needs. the longer a fluffies genetic line goes without domestic ownership, the more violence is an option. indeed these ferals would need to use violence often for food or safety, but not for esteem or social hierarchy, as that goes against the fluffy way of life.
>>698703915
I wonder how real ponies feel about fluffies?
Do they sense some sort of genetic kinship and hate them because they're artificial life forms?
>>698689582
Its 2016 and i have yet to see a good explicit fluffy sexual abuse comic. Anyone got any?
>>698703915
the heirarchy idea comes from the need of mothers to allocate resources wisely. if they don't then they'd be wasting precious energy on foals that might not otherwise survive. do you really want your weak, two headed baby suckling as long as the big strong one when only the big one that gives you the "bestest" feelings of how its supposed to be?
anyone have the one where the pet shop leaves sketties with foals telling them not to eat them to see if they have a good or bad temperment
Can anyone link Comics or Stories that involve just day to day occurrences with herds? I'm not talking about being a part of the story, just sort of watching it happen.
>>698704687
Does this count?
>>698705419
there's another called poopsmear which was raped by his first owner as well, but it's not as explicit
>>698698487
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>698698998
yea, new cannon is shit,
who's ready for smarty story #865,675
>>698705663
>cannon
>>698704935
I don't think there are that many.
>>698706089
eye speel gud
>>698689582
Bumping
>>698705952
sadbox is bestbox
>>698706252
bah, and i SHOULD know how to spell it right because of
>pic
1. can fluffies learn? if so, how? if not, why?
2. can fluffies inherit learned behavior? if so, how? if not, why?
3. can fluffies use violence to fill needs? if so, when? if not, why?
4. can fluffies make plans? if so, when? if not, why?
>>698697874
>feral herd causes entire rehab center to relapse
>fluffy ponies found to secrete addictive intoxicants when frightened
>fluffies classified as Schedule I controlled substances by the DEA
>niggers on street corners selling fluffies
>"ey yo, I gots dat rainbow"
>>698705952
>bring home new fluffy.
>turns out to be a bully and a jerk.
>Found out that it broke it's siblings back and back legs so it can be the better looking fluffy.
>Call up one of my many abuser friends who kill these things. They don't have jobs or families or any sort of responsibility so I can just toss this fluffy on them.
>I can hear the erection popping when I explain the situation.
>Begin to doubt as I hear them jerking off over the phone about abusing another fluffy.
>>698706722
weird box or fucked up side effect of mass production? we report, you decide next on fox news.
>>698706701
1 and 2. Yes fluffies can learn and inherit learned behaviour. We can see this through the ferals how they build nests, dig holes for food, know to avoid cars and scary humans, etc. Household fluffies have more difficulties with this.
3. "Smarties" themselves seem to be learned behavior by imitating another fluffy from their own little herd. They seem much more bullies than leaders.
4. Yes but it never really works out as planned because a "Smarty" believes itself to be the smartest and toughest. A good smarty will take into consideration its herd's needs before making up a plan. A rare trait found in any other smarty.
>>698706883
>>698706380
Weirdbox is better.
>>698706701
1. Fluffies can learn, and lessons stick to them best when combined with intense emotions.
2. No, genetics don't work that way.
3. Only in extreme situations like protecting their babies or under extreme coercion.
4. Yes, although they're still pretty stupid.
>>698689582
>698689582
Not this cancer again.
I think even Loli is preferable to this cancer.
Mr. Spiderman, tear down this wall!
Why are fluffies considered to be stupid? They have language, self-awareness, theory of mind, they ask existential questions, etc. Forget Koko or Alex the parrot. If fluffies existed in real life, we'd consider them to be the second most intelligent species after our own.
>>698695890
Fucking love that shit
>>698706380
I approve.
>>698707378
Welcome to /b/.
Enjoy your stay
>>698707378
spoodermans is too busy wrecking wincest and r34 to give a shit about us
not even god can help you now
>>698707389
Their memory, language and personality are encoded in their genetics, so when a fluffy is born "knowing" that pegasus fluffies can fly, they may never learn that reality doesn't work like that. They have encyclopedic stores of language information and knowledge of balls, blocks and stuff, but not much intelligence to actually use it.
>>698707389
because in the source matieral they're manufactured creatures with the label of "biotoy" rather than "animal", which in itself presupposes that living things could be patented and owned as "artificial". imagine if the same people who brought you test tube hamburgers started making pets.
>>698707389
They lack basic self preservation instincts, are nearly incapable of learning and most of their speech is pre programmed, not developing intelligence.
Compared to creatures like Dolphins, Cephalopods or great apes, which can recognise abstract concepts, they barely class as sentient, let alone sapient.
>>698707867
>>698707928
>>698707965
This pre-programming shit is the worst because it devalues any and all abuse or hugbox.
Funny?
What are even the point of these?
>>698708112
i don't mind the preprogrammed ideas, but rather the "genetic lockdown" or "genetic checksum" ideas which some use to be butthurt and try to prevent other authors from letting the creatures evolve.
>>698707867
I like to compare fluffies to a videogamer that has learned all the stats of all the objects and enemies in a game, but didn't even know what kind of game it was before actually starting.
"Why can't I play with this ball? What? There are different kinds of balls?"
"I asked this human to be my new daddy but he kicked me. What the fuck?! Fluffies aren't for hurties!"
>>698708112
Not really.
They have limited capacities, not no capacity.
The alternative is that they evolved on their own, which is frankly retarded.
>>698706452
"The Six Billion Dollar Fluffy."
Faster, better, stronger. We can rebuild him. We have the technology!
>>698708459
they're fluffies. they're either everything that's good about humanity or the worst about humanity, depending on who you talk to. seeing these creatures suffer through abuse, neglect or stupidity gives us strong feels.
>>698708459
see >>698692663 and the conversation that follows.
>>698708459
Imagine if you could get access to Chris Chan in pony form.
That's the point.
>>698708459
>>698692663
>>698694175
>>698694489
>>698695997
>>698707350
Delicious
eating live fluffies or preparing them for cooking while alive is best abuse
>>698704071
Proving anons point
>>698700645
I was constantly expecting the cat would grow up and kill them, thanks god it didn't
>>698710841
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>698711613
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>698693476
>>698693239
>>698693202
>>698692733
i thought see was a hooker kek
>>698711805
but hugs aren't bad either
>>698711428
Artist?
>>698711892
If you're into that I guess
SADBOX IS BEST BOX tho
>>698712258
I am into that
but sadbox is indeed the best box
>>698712258
He really nailed that expression of misery to an artform
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>698712560
this faggot doesn't deserve his peaceful sleep.
Not after what he did to spinel.
>>698712500
Wolfram has the best SADBOX imo
Shame she went apeshit and deleted everything
Is there an attempted abuse category?
my fluffy pony folder got destroyed when transferring files to my new computer
i'm looking for a hugbox comic, it shows two parent fluffies taking care of thir babies with help of their human owners. one of the panels show them all being taken on a walk and a different panel shows them all sleeping by a fireplace. can anyone help?
>>698712941
>>698712943
>pin cushion fluffy
>works in a small garment factory
>wanders around stuck full of easily accessible pins, needles, and scissors.
>>698713129
this one is really sad. Its not that fluffies are stupid but its just been betrayed and hurt so many times she can no longer bring herself to trust people anymore.
You know a fluffy is truly broken when "skettis" mean nothing to them.
I hope to be a fluffy artist one day
>>698713355
With those dubs you'll definitely get to be one
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>698713244
Stop fucking about with my sides.
>>698713635
fuck that one is so savage
>>698707378
>pedo
>can't stand abuse of fictional quadruped animals
Hmm...
I think the sandnigger is upset because he wants to fuck these things
>>698713635
Image 100 in the thread
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>698707206
>silly daddy, you're the one who put their father in the trash can
>>698712817
Requesting Wolfram's comic about the legless foal in the cave with its mother.
>>698713871
I agree that is kind of sadboxy, but it made me laugh. It'd be funnier if one was crying about its lack of legs.
>>698713688
>>698713635
what a fucking idiot
>>698713764
I got worse m8
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
One thing I really hate about fluffy-artists is that too many of the them are russians. Fucking slav-apes and their goddamn moon runes.
How hard can it be to learn English these days?
>>698714110
Alright you abusive cunts.
Here is someone's imgur profile with alot of DELETED booru stuff on it.
http://arekeeoo.imgur.com/
enjoy boys.
>>698714571
Thanks.
>>698714739
Much obliged!
>>698714208
It is lol
>>698714110
Aw shit man I'm afraid I've never heard of that one
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>698715777
Unfortunately the Mocha-story never was finished, to my knowledge.
>>698712817
She didn't "go apeshit and leave". She deleted her old works because she felt embarrassed by them and wanted to be known for her new works. She even kept drawing, but her previous fans were so hellbent of declaring her as satanspawn and everything that was killing the fandom that nothing, not even new pictures were enough to dissuade them from their hate.
In the end she *did* leave, most likely in horror of how what she had once considered her fans could turn against her in such an irrevocable frenzy. Seriously, it was scary just witnessing the hate she got.
>>698717429
Any chance of her just waiting it out for a bit and coming back?
>>698717429
It really could have been timed a bit better though
The usual autism had been stoked up to fever pitch by other artists throwing genuine bitchfits at the same time
>>698717429
Wolfram's stuff was an important cornerstone of the fluffy community. It's absolutely understandable people would get pissed when she decided to just nuke it all without even putting up an archive or something.
>She deleted her old works because she felt embarrassed by them and wanted to be known for her new works
That doesn't make sense. If your new stuff is better than your old stuff, all that means is people can look back and see that you've improved. There's nothing embarrassing in that unless you've got some ego issues.
>>698705890
lol
>>698692733
You must be as dumb as a fluffy if you didn't get it you fucking dimwit
>>698718943
Have you ever been embarrassed by something you've done before? I certainly have.
>>698705952
Is the yellow one Hank Hill?
Geddit? Cuz no ass.
Good thread
>>698720796
Is this part of a larger comic?
>>698720796
Yep
>>698722264
nop
>>698708602
If the first panel of the comic happened at your place what would you do? Be creative
>>698722705
New thread
>>698705890
Fuck you smarty
>>698721447
blocks beside litterbox, pisses and shits further away holy shit how retarded
>>698722690
put it in a box with a small hole in.
Get Spaghetti sauce.
Gag it, gut it, rip out the entrails and shove them out the hole.
Pour sauce on it
Tell the foals that they've it's Sketti night.
Make sure it's still alive all the while
>>698722956
Not even close to finishing this one yet
>>698720796
>very fair
>very fair
>very fair
>>698722690
Scold, spank then clean up - how bad can horseshit be?
>>698723251
It's meant to be unusually repulsive, as it acts as pretty much their only defence mechanism.
Personally, I would put them in a really tight sorry box with all the poop and leave them until something dies.
Poor fluff
>>698722690
Realistically, I'd do what already happens in the comic, sans stomping a foal. Force them to lick the floors till they shine, because *I* hate cleaning!
I'd also remind them repeatedly in the future of the wonderful things I'd be giving them right then if they hadn't been such bad fluffies.
>>698724362
Poor Ted
>>698724413
HAPPY REUNION
>>698724362
>>698724413
>>698724465
holy shit, never knew these were connected, damn im dumb
>>698723637
They were designed as pets. They weren't *meant* to have defense mechanisms, let alone once that would be unacceptable in a domestic environment.
>Be a guy
>Some fluffy heard just waltzed right into your yard
>Who'd have fucking guessed?
>You exit your back door and approach the supposed "leader"
>He looks up at you with general disdain
>"Dummeh hoomin, dis smawty wand now!"
"Yeah, no."
>"Dummeh hoomin, weave now ow get fowe-"
"Let me stop you right there. I've had to deal with lots of you little turd baskets before. They've entered through that exact same hole in the fence, they've eaten exactly where you stand, and they have fled from or were killed in this exact yard. Countless herds, little difference."
>"Wait, wat 'kiww'"
"Forever sleep"
>"Oh... weww smawty am diffewen-"
"No, no you're not. In fact, I've heard that exact point made by many other 'smarties' who fell victim to my multiple tools of destruction. Whether it be shovel, knife set, or even a cleverly-constructed pop-up book (heh, THAT one was quite the laugh), none of them were 'different' enough to leave with their lives. Many of their herds fled afterwards, and I typically didn't have to kill many other than the leaders."
>"...Oh...kay... fwuffy weave now"
"Well, actually, I wanted to ask you something."
>"What?"
"Do you value your herd over yourself?"
cont.
>>698689821
Smarties are the worst.
>>698689582
i think this is the lowest humanity can get to, well done b
>>698724753
True they were certainly not meant to have defence mechanisms, but as nearly all of them display the whole 'puff cheeks' and 'shit on things they don't like', that has to be from their 'programming' somehow, like how baby gazelles can run properly in their first minutes of life, they *just know how*.
Although logic and fictional torture-toys don't go hand in hand.
>>698725905
You act like this shit hasn't happened hundreds of times already. Google yukkuri some time.
>>698725285
cont.
>"W...wa?"
"Would you rather service yourself than your herd?"
>"Fwuffy no undastan"
"Well, let me put it this way: I want to make a deal"
>"Wats a deaw?"
"You know, an exchange of goods or services that is made fair for both sides"
>"Fwuffy stiww no undastan"
>Fuckin fluffies, man
"Here's an example: I can give you a large area all to yourself and no need for my interruption, IF you eat your 'special frie-'"
>"OTAY!"
>Wait what
>The smarty just lept onto his mate and started tearing chunks out of the mare
>Jesus fucking christ
"Wow, you actually did that"
>Now is the part where the rest of the herd actually starts paying attention
>>"SMAWTY AM EATIN' FWEN! SMAWTY AM MUNSTA NOW!"
>"Wait, wa?"
"Oh, yeah. Almost forgot the others were here."
>>"MUNSTA COULD EAT BABBEHS! GIF FOWEVER SWEEPIES!"
>"Wait NUU! NUU! AM DO DIS FOW KEEP WAND FOR HEWD!"
>>"NU BEWIEVE MUNSTA! SAVE BABBEHS!"
>Now is where the smarty turns to me
>Now I have the most smug grin on your face and he is just staring right into it
>About now he's being battered to death by his own kin
>Feces, Entrails, Blood, and all manner of bodily fluids and solids are flying in all directions
>It's an utter cavalcade of carnage
>After the smoke settles, the "new" leader walks up to you
>"Sowwy mista haf to see dat. We'ww be goin' now. Hope yu haf good day"
"Trust me, it was spectacular so far! Go on, you've been more than entertaining!"
>And you let the fuckers go
>What the fuck just happened
>>698724753
They were designed to shit, shit is disgusting, that's not a flaw, and weaponising their design to defend themself could certainly become instinctive memory
>>698727637
>it just need a music
OP here, holy shit guys. This thread is STILL alive? That's amazing, considering the fact that fluffy threads have been dying lately.
does anyone have the rest of this
>>698689582
Never seen that one before
Nice job Op
>>698713355
nice one joe
>>698714571
>tfw you realize your foal will never amount to anything
>>698714571
Grow up big and strong
>>698730099
checked and keked
>>698728392
Super kek
Best babbeh is enfie babbeh!
I kind of want a pillowfluff, just so I can take care of them
surprised this thread is still alive
>>698733898
>>698728452
>>698734253
>>698734087
now u're not so fast
>>698705890
What a twist
does anyone remember the comic with greg the smart fluffy and the russian? it was set in a post-cuban missile crisis apocalyptic world.
>>698735073
ha, it was funny
>>698735073
I think mutagen does that one, not sure
>>698735073
is of latter?
>>698735369
thats the one. you should totally post the rest.
>>698735597
4/12
>>698735604
I'm on it broski
>>698736295
12/12
enjoy folks, not sure if there's more...
>>698736403
that skill increase. i hope that means the story isnt kill.
>>698705890
oh God damn it
I moderate a weeaboo anime forum and that shit doesn't come even near to the level of autism it takes to make one of these threads.
>>698736672
and yet you're sticking around. what's wrong? mom doesn't listen? dad don't like anime? poor wicklw you
>>698736672
>>698698998
Jesus Christ every thread there's you people bitching about how the new canon is shit. Make your own shit or stop whining about how bad the new stuff is
>>698701581
Whyy not boothh?
>>698734087
now u're not so fast
